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Friday, 9 September 2016

Ladies, new vibrating alarm promises to wake you up with an orgasm

Forget stumbling out of bed bleary-eyed with your head all fuzzy. Rather than the dreary wake up routine, you can jump-start your day with an orgasm thanks to a new device. The Little Roster is a small plastic alarm worn in the underwear and in such a way that it sits nicely on the clitoris.

You program in an alarm time and then instead of emitting a loud noise, it simply starts to vibrate to bring you out of your slumber. The vibrations automatically increase until you wake and turn it off.



'You wake slowly. Sensually. Pleasurably,' the Littler Rooster website says. The alarm has 27 levels, all silent, as well as snooze and travel lock functions.

44 comments:

  1. Dats for pervert ladies I guess

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  2. Jesu.....this type of invention is laughable.can you imagine?

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  3. wowwwwwwwwwwu!!!
    -D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds

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  4. All these GSQS that're fast dominating the world all in th name tech...Height of madness,mtew! #Perverse

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  5. Enter Is that thing technology?

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  6. Chai, all this oyinbo people sha

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  7. World don kpafuka! Linda take note!

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  8. Chineke kpokwa ekwensu Na ndi agent ya oku. What nonsense. This is end time inventions.

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  9. 27 LEVELS KWA! NA DIE BE THAT O!!!!

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  10. what will they do next, trying to put us out of business of waking up our woman with sensual touch; because this little device will now take over; God help us.

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  11. Orishirishi. But I dnt mind it sha


    ...merited happiness

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  12. Hmm.... Dis guys be tryna put male folks outta business... God please come soon

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  13. I need this is my ministry please. Linda where dem dey sell am abeg?

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  14. This Oyinbos sha..well, only a huge, fat, not too long dick can give u an orgasm..so ladies get urself a dick like that today and enjoy.

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  15. What are we talking about, the world has ended but we can't see it. it's not near anymore, it has ended. Any lady that tries this on will help herself with cancer.

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  16. you be promoting rubbish

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  17. This will mainly be useful to the younger generation of Nigerian women whose clitoris and Labia were not yanked off by the cultural misnomer called female circumcision...

    Most Nigerian women I have been intimate with do not have complete Vaginas...

    I love to eat pussy; but each time I try to maneuver the snatch to my sight for chewing, all I get is just the flimsy mound and orifice; the entire Labia (Majora and Minora) that ought to jut out like the petals of a rose flower is all gone!!!

    This useless culture is not just hurtful to women but also to us men who adore, love and eat pussy as though our lives depend on it!!!!

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  18. This will mainly be useful to the younger generation of Nigerian women whose clitoris and Labia were not yanked off by the cultural misnomer called female circumcision...

    Most Nigerian women I have been intimate with do not have complete Vaginas...

    I love to eat pussy; but each time I try to maneuver the snatch to my sight for chewing, all I get is just the flimsy mound and orifice; the entire Labia (Majora and Minora) that ought to jut out like the petals of a rose flower is all gone!!!

    This useless culture is not just hurtful to women but also to us men who adore, love and eat pussy as though our lives depend on it!!!!

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  19. Freeborn wept.....

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  20. Ladies so you dont need a d**k again...Lol... Double your hustle

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  21. Short of words, the world is sinking.






    Ilovemywife

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  22. hope it wont have an after effect o?

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  23. Ur husband will never agree with dat

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  24. sex toy in the making

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  25. Technology could be destructive ooo!


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  26. i dont like it simply becos i will have to sleep with my panties on. no way !

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  27. i dont like it simply becos i will have to sleep with my panties on. no way !

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  28. i dont like it simply becos i will have to sleep with my panties on. no way !

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  29. i dont like it simply becos i will have to sleep with my panties on. no way !

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  30. This Linda is so much about sex, sex,and more sex, I pray she has a dildo

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  31. I love early morning sex and so I wake my girl up with my dick.

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