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Saturday, 18 June 2016

Woman is arrested for illegal use of her mouth...lol. Police say she robbed a man by distracting him with oral relations

A Nashville, Tennessee woman was arrested on Wednesday June 15th for the illegal use of her mouth to rob an unsuspecting victim. Police say 25 year old Jonisia Morrisis distracted a man by giving him oral sex then robbed him while his pants were literally around his ankles. She allegedly snatched the man’s debit card while she performed oral sex on him inside of a parked car. After the cut is what the arrest report says;


While performing the act, the defendant removed the victims wallet from his pants pocket that was around his ankles, removed the debit card that was used at the gas station to buy fuel and other items, conceal it under the passenger seat, close the victims wallet and place it back into the victims pants pocket.
Central Detectives were notifed and responded to the scene. Under Miranda, the defendant admitted involvement in other cases involving debit card thefts by identifying herself in the photos that were obtained from other business.
Jonisa was not charged with prostitution, and there is no evidence that she was engaged in prostitution – just robbery

Source: MediaTakeOut

34 comments:

  1. Hahahahahaha illegal use of mouth indeed

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  2. Na wao! The man head do go moon wey him no no say all this event de take place for e pocket.lolzzz

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  3. Hehehe! She just collected payment for her performance ni! Linda take note!

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  4. Are they for real?

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  5. Shebi d man benb dey enjoy d blow job?

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  6. Na wa o. Oyibo people self







    Lib addict#just passing#

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  7. ************************************hia cee case oooo !!!!!!!!! Abeg who I go do dix kain robbbery for here *****************obodo bu igwe !!!!!!!!!!! Inukwam Oral distraction !!!!!!!!!!!!

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  8. WONDERFUL







    AUNTY LINDA....

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  9. So, this innocent looking mouth has given a blow job? Another brother will go and kiss her now. No problem!

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  10. Good for the man...yeye man

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  11. Lol. Wat an offence!


    ...merited happiness

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  12. This is one of the thing you don't wanna get busted for,everybody will now know as random d**k sucker😏

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  14. Most who ll read this story may not fully understand it. In the Bible, we have different tongues like, lying tongue, accusing tongue, flattering tongue, etc. But what she was arrested for Perverse Tongue (Prv 17:20b) Now, perverse tongue is what you employs for your oral sex, in other words, using your tongue for what it was not made for. Note, she was arrested for wrong usage of her mouth. WATCH OUT FOR MY BOOK ON TONGUES

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  15. Hmmmmm dis babe na expert 4 d mata

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  16. The man be real okpo!

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  17. Lol...the man should also be charged... Did she attack him??? You enjoyed the bj abi??? Good..

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  18. She gotta use what she has to get what she want. Mouth job pays....

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  19. Paddy go site down 4 one place,ur wife no dey give u blow job.

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  20. Somebody should please obtain this young lady's contact details and pass it to our national assembly members who might be traveling to the US anytime. She may be of some help to those of them who have great difficulty keeping their zippers up. They move around with so much cash she doesn't even have to give head to relieve them of enough cash for her needs..... A win-win situation, cos that would make it unnecessary their hanging out at hotel car parks, seeking to get hooked up for some action.

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  21. This oyibo people are funny.


    says, Genevieve.

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  22. Sharp girl!


    Linda, I love u I swear

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