You won't believe how this man's 3-year-old daughter embarrassed him in public

In a reddit post, an unfortunate fellow revealed how his 3-year old daughter took the liberty to inform him about his shortcomings-no pun intended. Apparently, he took her into the men's toilet of a restaurant because his wife wasn't around and according to him, his home operates an open door policy meaning everyone knows what everyone is packing down under.

While in the toilet, two men entered causing his daughter to back away from the door, she ended up right beside him as he was doing his business, took one look at his member and loudly exclaimed "daddy!! Look at your little penis!!. The men just couldn't contain their laughter.

The hapless man is confused because he is at a loss as to what scale his penis was measured against, where has she seen bigger ones? And she's just three years old! Our guess is he won't be returning to that restaurant anytime soon.


He wasn't the only dad who had an embarrassing tale to tell, one said his son walked in on him bathing and exclaimed "dad! You've got boobs like mom!"

Another recalled how his son's daycare expressed worry to his wife after the tot kept talking about "how huge dad's penis is". Yet another dad told of how his son quipped "look dad it's Jesus" after seeing a man with long flowing hair and long beard in a restaurant.