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What crazy things have you heard pregnant women ask for?

As shared by comedian Ali Baba. Ever witnessed anyone go through a weird pregnancy craving?

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    1. During mine, all I yearned for was beans, beans that I detest. Not just any beans oh, beans from tantalizers. And vita milk...flipping weird.

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    2. Hmmmmm...

      Natural wit pregnant women for their taste and desires for foods is on another level but by and large dis is one of d great joy of pregnancy.

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    3. Hmmmmm...

      Natural wit pregnant women for their taste and desires for foods is on another level but by and large dis is one of d great joy of pregnancy.

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    4. When your preggie u wanna eat down shoprite.. That's one of those things that comes with been pregnant.

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    5. Stop saying rubbish.

      Google the real meaning of pica

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    6. My sister craved for pear and roasted corn and corn was scarce during her pregnancy.

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    7. Thank you Naija delta babe for giving me a new word. Accurate terminology.

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    8. That stupid lie...

      Alibaba, You talk/type carelessly.

      Is she ur wife?

      U helped a friend, move on,

      Im pretty sure ur mum had cravings.

      Ur wife too.

      Ewo ni crazy ati stupid?

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    9. This is not pica. Pica occurs in iron deficiency anaemia and has to be one month of craving and eating non nutritive substances such as sand, ice, plastic etc.

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  2. My anty use to like dust during pregnancy

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  3. Wow. Let's take a moment to take our hats off to this hubby of the year!! That man is one of a kind!!!! Lucky woman.

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    1. I agree because during my pregnancy, if it wasn't at home I better not crave it. Hubby didn't mind waking up at 5am to make me breakfast, but he wasn't going anywhere at odd hours looking for odd things.

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    2. I swear!!! You are OYO with mine

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    3. Pure water fr me,dnt u dare gv u bottled water or water frm d dispenser...ild bark...n searchet water is smtin i nva usd to drink

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    4. One day afta ma hub got bk frm wrk,i snt hm to buy oha soup fr me,we hd 5diff soups at home including oha bt i wantd d one frm outsyd.he dint drive,afta he got it,n ws crossn d road,he got hit by one of dse reckless keke drivers in ph.He cm bk in blood bt still held wit d soup pourd away in d nylon.Dat ws d most romantic sight eva

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    5. As fr me..jst plenty of alcohol...esp brandy,whiskey,tequila n rum.dunt care bou all dem nonsense talk bou abstaining durin pregnancy.
      PS:d baby boy is so handsome,healtht n bouncing

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  4. Raw meat, Maggi, crave for gutter smell and fuel and lastly party jollof rice

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    1. Like WTF? You craved what? Raw what and gutter what? No, this is not okay

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    2. Like WTF ?? Did you just say gutter smell ? Raw meat ...woman u strange.

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    3. My friend loved local bread and gutter smell when she was pregnant for her twins

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  5. Hian! Pregnant women? Some De ask for fried shit sef...u De talk of sour sop

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  6. My friend do crave for white rice with groundnut oil and fresh pepper.

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  7. Lmao... yes. I've seen one desperately craving party rice. The part that burnt at the bottom of the pot for that matter.

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  8. Lmao...Ali baba should be grateful his wife dint have cravings.....# when an uncle of mine was called by his friend in the UK to help get some local fish from Nigeria because his pregnant wife was seriously craving for it and won't let him rest. the thing is so funny

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    Rubbish, bunch of over pampered women this days.....

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    1. I no say u bin no get sense before , so I'm not surprised. Over cooked mumu

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    2. I na tupuru ya onu if I call him ewu now smone wil say I insult him,dn't knw wat it means to carry someone 4 9months n go into labour to deliver d baby with lots of pain too.....smhhh

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    3. I bin think say na only u be d mumu for here but I don' see d one wey pass u...lolz

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  10. Lol naso, she's eating for two na and d baby's choice of food is diff from hers

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  11. Hmmmm lol, am very sure the baby will ask for Dankua by 2am. Keep it up

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  12. Hehe I've heard the funny story of a pregnant woman who woke her husband up in the night asking him for sunlight.The guy thought she needed warmth so he got firewood & made light outta it.But surprisingly the woman said : "No not that,I need the photosynthesis from the sun" lmao

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  13. Nay. My mom always demand for things you can easily fetch..lucky us!

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  14. Vaseline to lick αи∂ she eventually did. #gross














    #IT will ONLY get BETTER
    #it MUST end IN praise

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  15. Lolz I knw my friend during d period of her pregnance 4 schl,she wil jst manage to finishd lect and den go stead under one tree like dat"cherekwu" bcus she wan d fruits....I can't wait to read comments

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  16. Ahaahaaahhajajaahahahahhahahah

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  17. When I was pregnant and living in the UK, I only craved for real home made Abacha and real firewood jollof rice. No so me and my husband go dey walker round London dey find food. Kia

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  18. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    If i dash her one slap her brain go reset i swear... What nonsense.....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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    1. I know say that Jupiter wer u dey dey affect ur brain.

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    2. D way your father slaps your mother?its obvious you are from an abusive shattered home.

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  19. My wife likes to perceive the smell of kerosine and fuel

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    1. Your children are future petrol chemical engineers. Future Shell n Chevron Staff

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    2. Lmao!!! Seriously this got me!!!

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    3. Hahahaha,chemical and petro chemical Engineers indeed

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    4. Hahahahaha! Asoge. This is real funny

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  20. Lol @sour soup.

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  21. Una never see anything a pregnant friend once told me she wanted to eat saw dust after tasting it she went to bed.

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  22. Hmmm, I started craving akara at bout 4months of my pregnancy. Akara itself is not strange, what is strange is d fact that on a normal day, pregnancy aside, I hate akara with everything I am made of.

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    1. Hahahahahahahhaa! @ hating akara with everything u're made of!

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  23. Lol I ve a friend that always want to eat party jollof rice whenever she's pregnant...sour food






    Seyilicious




    Seyilicious

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  24. Hahahhahaah....my friends pregnant bar who was 7months once told my guy that she felt like eating uncooked fish,that she needed something fresh..

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  25. Lol... My wife once ask for unripe plantain around 8pm luckily I got it within five minute

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  26. Pregnant women in our side usually ask for nzu or ulor (clay)

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  27. I can't wait to GENUINELY care about somebody...My wife & kids :)

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    1. My husband obviously has these but loves other things more.......had to grab my heart back.

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    2. So u don't care about anyone now? Why now?

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    3. Your girlfriend is not somebody??

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  28. Main said she wants 2 perceive d smell of rotten trashes
    😄😂˚°◦hahahaha. < // >
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  29. I knew someone who requested for a big bottle 'orobo' Pepsi but there was none nearby so the husband decided to buy her 2bottles of small Pepsi, she decline that she wants d big bottle...

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    1. Lmao. He shd hv poured it in a big Orono bottle when she's not there

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    2. Funniest comment on this post.
      Lol

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    3. I swear ds comment na die! I don laugh fall yakata oturugbekeeeoo

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  30. Hmmm Linda it's like dat Oooo with some women. I no of one man's wife dat eat in d toilet during her pregnancy.

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  31. I can relate. One Saturday morning, I woke my husband up around 7am and told him that I wanted Ofada rice. Na so we enter car begin drive dey find Ofada rice. After driving for about an hour 30mins, I started feeling bad that I stressed him. Ofada I no see and I did not die. LOL

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  32. My aunt once told me n my siblings abt hers n it was crazy. She said she went t d market to buy thns n saw a woman buying amala n ewedu. She paused n looked on n d woman started eating. Somehow,she said she started feeling d meal in her throat n once d woman opens her mouth to swallow,she does d same too. So a woman saw her doing dat n knew it was pregnancy craving so d woman helped her by buying d amala n ewedu for her to eat. She said she felt embarrassed after eating.

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    1. Hahahahahahaha! I am rolling with laughter from all these comments!

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    2. I was looking for party jollof in my preggy days.fortunately and unfortunately my friend told me der will be a party in d neighborhood in a week's time and when d day came my friend went late for the party and jollof don finish remain semo and amala.wished I went for d party myself

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    3. This is d best post since today...lolzzzz

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  33. All I eat when I was pregnant with both my kids was very spicy(pepper) jollof rice. 3times a day everyday.

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  34. Mine was Amala gbegiri and ewedu.

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  35. I know of some that crave serious alcohol which is harmful to the baby! Na wa

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  36. My aunt wud wake up in d morning saying she wants ofe aku rice that I shud go nd luk for it I wud patrol d whole street till I get or she wud enter Keke to luk 4 opa pregnant women are pain in d ass

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  37. Hahahahahhaa this is hilarious, I pity the poor husband abeg

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  38. Hahahahahhaa this is hilarious, I pity the poor husband abeg

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  39. My craving was chewing ice when I was pregnant. My sis in law was always chewing nylon when she was pregnant.

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    1. Nylon? That's some GOAT movement o

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    2. Mine was white chalk ... blackboard chalk

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  40. By 9pm one day I asked for isi ewu with small stout. Hubby had to go like a 30 minute drive to get it. I had a sip of the stout and 2 pieces of meat and never craved it again. Haven't eaten isi ewu since that 2010.

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  41. Luved d smell of d newly washed cloth. .... Always looking for cloths to put in d washing machine just cos of d smell....

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  42. Luved d smell of my bathing soap dat i had to put one under my pillow dat i sniff any tym am in bed....lol

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  43. Mine was popcorn wt orobo coke. I'm surprised my son wasn't born wt popcorn as hair lol

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  44. Mine was popcorn with orobo coke

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  45. Mine was cooked yam and red oil chai🙈

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  46. My mum said she drank red oil while pregnant for my elder sister
    Mine was rice inside newspaper
    My brother was bread
    Last born was carrot
    For my two pregnancies I loved to eat Aboki made indomie and egg with pepper soup from people hawking
    At night I just crave for weird meals like burnt soup or bush meat den the worst is burger at night oh and I must no see that it was bought n kept in case cos I go vomit
    Sometimes I just cry for no reason
    My husband can be very patient oh
    Caught him reading about pregnancy n I stopped crying during our second pregnancy
    Looooooooool
    Pregnancy can be demanding
    Thumbs up to every husband dat understands and are ready to run crazy errands for us and the babies
    Muuuuuaaaaaaaah!!!! (kiss is for my husband only)

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    1. God bless your home madam.... I pray for such an understanding man

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    2. My sista oh, my husband so understanding but his sister, my junior was something else.

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  47. ahahahahahahahahahahah.... more @ the24net.blogspot.com

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  48. With my daughter, all I wanted was rice with palm oil, wanted nothing with any other oil.....my second baby now am pregnant and I crave all sorts....trust me, your wife isn't wicked, it's her hormones....but caffein isn't good pls..all this coke, Pepsi, alcohol shouldn't be given no matter what.... Plus sometimes a craving signifies a lack of nutrient.....am enjoying my pregnancy and eating what my body wants...lol...crazy though

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    1. me too! rice with palm oil.Plenty of onions and pepper.hahaha

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  49. Anonymous just mentioned yam and palm oil and has me drooling over that...where the tell will I get that from in Netherlands.....crazy.....now I have to stop thinking about it.....if I could I will come to Naija just to eat yam and palm oil with amala and take the next flight back....lol

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  50. Mine was ukwa and corn 24/7

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  51. I know of a woman that during her pregnancy, she asked the husband to change the painting of the house, that the color irritate her.

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  52. I know of a woman that during her pregnancy, she asked the husband to change the painting of the house, that the color irritate her.

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  53. @OLUMIDE LMAOOOOO !!!!

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  54. I remember I used to crave for okro soup by 2am and trust me hubby had to find it somewhere somehow....hahaha....and also fizzy drinks. Before I became pregnant I could never eat okro soup but now I do.

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  55. I live in birmingham in d uk and 4 month pregy and i always crave for ofada rice but no were to get it and i get angry all day bcos of this !!!!

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  56. I Know of a friend that hated Ghanaian good so much in NY but whenever she's pregnant, she'd ask her husband to buy groceries for her neighbor so she can make *kenke* for her. One kind of thing called food with fresh pepper and dried fish. Jeeeeeez, prospective wife... Please let's stick with coke or Pepsi. Thanking you in anticipation.

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  57. I'm pregnant now and I have no cravings.. None. Should I be worried. Or maybe it just means my baby has all the nutrients it needs. I am trying to eat a balanced diet. More fruit and vegetables. Or maybe it's cause I am just five months pregnant. Wait till I am further on, maybe then the cravings will strike.. Can't wait!

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    1. Cravings are a myth. Its all mind conditioning. U can eat healthy throughout ur pregnancy.

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  58. My uncle's wife woke up @2am craving 4 suya,

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  59. Lol I no fit lauf ooo.i cant wait to add mine. GOD ABEG MK MA OWN TURN CUM OOO

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  60. Presently preg and eating loads of ice!

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  61. I feel this woman, i dont blame her one bit. My elder sister used to ask me to go look for moi moi made wit palm oil and cooked inside liquid milk tin. I jus couldn't understand it until now. I crave agidi jellof like kilode! Its difficult for so many people to understand esp guys until u've actually had these cravings urself. Bros abeg manage, its just for the next 3months, you've done so well already.

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  62. My girl friend used to eat spoilt soup and eat in d towel and she also stopped sleeping in her room but mine and I will sleep on the rug. Everyday her husband will call and thank me for tolerating her

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  63. Mine currently is ice, cold water, cold juice and soda. Not in the mood for food even though I ve to eat cos of the required extra calories.

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  64. Mine is yam and palm oil,and fire wood cooked jollof rice.

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  65. Linda, no b small o, all my wife wanted was ekuru she will always gt it bcus she knows how to prepare it.

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  66. I craved nzu,okpa and cashew nuts. Didn't bother asking my husband cos I always made sure I have them except okpa cos I live in the UK. I think we women make it look dramatic when you have someone looking at you. We work in separate cities so Oge adiro...no time.

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  67. Lol,love the comments, coming back to read more..

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  68. Am laughing so hard it hurts

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  69. My craving now is rum. I drink it secretly. God help this baby. My first pregnancy was beer, I was able to control that with hubby's help. Now. ... only God can save us (my baby n i)

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  70. So many funny comments mine was anytin roasted o corn nd pear' boli nd pomo nd sauce I will sit wit d woman so I can smell dat coal it was werid I ate it everyday then I switched ova to fruits salad my dota's pregnancy I was a begibegi

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  71. So many funny comments mine was anytin roasted o corn nd pear' boli nd pomo nd sauce I will sit wit d woman so I can smell dat coal it was werid I ate it everyday then I switched ova to fruits salad my dota's pregnancy I was a begibegi

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  72. A friend`s aunt craved raw indomie noodles. she`d sit at all times with a packet of raw noodles, munching like nothing else mattered. At least that was easy to always have around.

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  73. A friend`s aunt craved raw indomie noodles. she`d sit at all times with a packet of raw noodles, munching like nothing else mattered. At least that was easy to always have around.

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  74. A friend`s aunt craved raw indomie noodles. she`d sit at all times with a packet of raw noodles, munching like nothing else mattered. At least that was easy to always have around.

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  75. Mine was ice, I can eat ice for africa,then agbalumo was d constant K for me, one day I asked hubby for pizza after he got it, d mere sight of it made me sooo nausceous n hubby had to eat d pizza alone and away from me.

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  76. Mehn, I remember craving for akara n bread, amala n stew,fried egg n d greatest of my craves was eating bitterleaf.

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  77. Mine was ice, I can eat ice for africa,then agbalumo was d constant K for me, one day I asked hubby for pizza after he got it, d mere sight of it made me sooo nausceous n hubby had to eat d pizza alone and away from me.

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  78. Hmmm wahala!...Pls God help my future wife..let her pregnancy cravings be normal food...at least I can cook anything for her...But all this wierd stuffs ha! Na heavy Job I go buy for her hand be that

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  79. Mine was Apple and it has to be from nite mile because we always pass through there on our way to the village. One day he forgot to buy it. I cried like someone died. He looked for Apple in any good supermarket he could think of in Enugu. By the time he came home I was asleep. He woke before me the next day rushed to night mile and bought half a box before I woke up. And my good morning to him was do you think the woman that sells agadi and cowhead pepper soup is up and his response was what did I do looooool. I miss him. He was the love of my life. Continue to rest in peace Sweet.

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    1. So sorry about your loss. May he rest in peace.

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    2. Eeya...so sorry dear RIP to your hussy

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    3. Amen ... God bless his Soul

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    4. Sorry about that madam,may he rest in peace

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    5. Awww, big hugsssss

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    6. Chaii, may his soul continue to rest in God's embrace Amen.
      Ehugs hun...be good ok

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  80. All the comments are too funny.....Cant wait for my turn to start craving.

    @KweenDior

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  81. Mine was ice and palm oil. I would drink the oil and chew the ice afterwards. The feeling that came with it was awesome.

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  82. My wife craving was amala and ewedu...not just any amala but a specific one from a buka in Mushin, I had to drive all the way from Lekki to Mushin to buy amala.. one Sunday, I couldn't get so I improvised and bought at VI, omg she promptly noticed and rejected it saying she want Mushin amala..on a good day she will never eat that... its such stress but it's all part of the joy of being a parent..

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  83. My wife craving was amala and ewedu...not just any amala but a specific one from a buka in Mushin, I had to drive all the way from Lekki to Mushin to buy amala.. one Sunday, I couldn't get so I improvised and bought at VI, omg she promptly noticed and rejected it saying she want Mushin amala..on a good day she will never eat that... its such stress but it's all part of the joy of being a parent..

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  84. All i craved for was the smell of a fresh sperm...

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  85. During mine I always crave Indomie pepper soup. Just1indomie with 1 full jug of water n pepper pepper. During my frnds preggy she had to stop pinging entirely. Fon itsef irritates her. Lool

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  86. During mine I always crave Indomie pepper soup. Just1indomie with 1 full jug of water n pepper pepper. During my frnds preggy she had to stop pinging entirely. Fon itsef irritates her. Lool

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  87. I can't stop laughing .... Future hubby ar u ready ........

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  88. Mine was blackboard chalk ....The white ones will eat and spit it out .... I love the no taste crunchy taste ..Niger chalk taste soo good than UK or Yankee chalk

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  89. Toll house chocolate chip cookies.

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  90. During mine i craved a lot! First it was cheese balls..then hubby bought a whole bag and that was it! Then we went to eat out and I had ofada and it became the it food..until he paid one of the ladies from the eatery to come make a pot for me..and then the aroma made me sick and I hated that too!! The list goes on!! Lol. Yea it's called pica!

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  91. Lmaooo my cravings was peppered stew ata shakashaka wit rice dat is locally cooked in buka. I drive all d way from Agnes yaba to bode thomas orile side to buy it and I will pack like 8 plastic to store in d freezer. Later discovered anoder in akala mushin by a friend. Cudnt think I will ever in my life stay in such area and buy food nt to talk of eating dere. Wen I pack my car dos area boys will just be murmuring jagons.. I dnt miss underground yoghout every midnyt. My hubby stores is every 5days once he forgets like dis and none is at home I will cry like a baby cos my nyt will b ruined.

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  92. Lmaooo my cravings was peppered stew ata shakashaka wit rice dat is locally cooked in buka. I drive all d way from Agnes yaba to bode thomas orile side to buy it and I will pack like 8 plastic to store in d freezer. Later discovered anoder in akala mushin by a friend. Cudnt think I will ever in my life stay in such area and buy food nt to talk of eating dere. Wen I pack my car dos area boys will just be murmuring jagons.. I dnt miss underground yoghout every midnyt. My hubby stores is every 5days once he forgets like dis and none is at home I will cry like a baby cos my nyt will b ruined.

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  93. This is the best post on lindaikeji.blogspot.com. The Comments are hilarious. And worth reading more. May God strengthen u

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  94. My wife will leave all the food in the house, sneak out a stainless steel bowl and go to beg for party rice. Also if she asks for agbalumo, you dare not say you can't get it because she will cry like a baby you will think you have killed somebody. The one that drives me crazy most is not even food... She will suck my nipple for hours on end. No sex, she doesn't want to have sex she just wants to suck my dry nipple for hours(it tickles me lie crazy) and she will cry so much when I get up if she is not yet satisfied except she is satisfied .

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  95. My wife will leave all the food in the house, sneak out a stainless steel bowl and go to beg for party rice. Also if she asks for agbalumo, you dare not say you can't get it because she will cry like a baby you will think you have killed somebody. The one that drives me crazy most is not even food... She will suck my nipple for hours on end. No sex, she doesn't want to have sex she just wants to suck my dry nipple for hours(it tickles me lie crazy) and she will cry so much when I get up if she is not yet satisfied except she is satisfied .

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  96. Hahaha....enjoyed reading d comments!!!!!

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  97. hahahahah OMG, THE NIPPLE SUCKING PART REALLY GOT ME.

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  98. The pregnancy woman has a caring hubby & she's mis-using it

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