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Thursday, 10 September 2015

Photo: Kenya women protest over the dwindling performance of their men in the bedroom and failure to get them pregnant

Yes, you read that right..lol. According to a Kenyan website, Tuko, a section of women from Limuru, Kiambu county, Kenya, held a peaceful demonstration on Thursday, September 3 in Ndeiya ward claiming that most of their men, including young men, have failed to perform their conjugal rights and impregnate them. The women said the trend was worsened by high levels of alcohol consumption which saw many men abandon their families.

The women further claimed that only a few newly married women are currently pregnant with the rest of the bulk dreaming about ever having a baby since men have failed to impregnate them.
"If you walk in this village, you will find so many young married women but only a few are pregnant," Nancy Wangare, one of the protesters said.
The women threatened to move outside Kiambu to other counties where they can find real men who are serious enough to impregnate them. They further called on government to make strict laws restricting drinking from 5pm to 11pm for week days and 2pm-11pm for weekends.

97 comments:

  1. Lmaooool ...where are our Nigerian guys???
    Oya,,work dey 4 Kenya oh

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  2. What tha' flip!!
    What are they waiting for?
    Hurry up and come on in to nigeria...lol

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  3. Yeah sure..too much alcohol weakens bedroom performance. But that's not the issue. The issue is that majority of you Kenyan ladies are dirty and ugly and yes I know what i'm talking about..

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  4. Dis is hilarious biko. I couldn't stop laughing at the Post. Linda take note!

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  5. Dis is hilarious biko. I couldn't stop laughing at the Post. Linda take note!

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  6. Dis is hilarious biko. I couldn't stop laughing at the Post. Linda take note!

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  7. Lolz, wtf?









    #iT WiLL OnLY gEt BettER
    #iT MusT eNd iN PrAiSE

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  8. Funny funny funny indeed,i hope there men will now perform well after this insane protest or government should advice there men to perform well or get them pregnant.
    Clowns and dafts every were in africa.
    Linda post am or now that's your business.



















    #sad indeed

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  9. Anonymous Personified10 September 2015 at 18:23

    Hian...things we read on this blog.

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  10. Naija men are good oooo..buh our women won't appreciate us

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  11. hahaha this story is a medicine for melancholy

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  12. Just come to naija wey guys don take jedi opa eyin ale and alomo one drop na twins

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  13. Good on them! Well done ladies

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  14. Lmfao..dis world..anoda mans meat is anoda mans poison. ..pls they can like to come to 9ja..9ja men are very generous with impregnating women..

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  15. Hahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...otu ocha
















    ***odikwa risky nd tyt***

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  16. SUCH PROTST NA MEHNNN...MEK PPLE HELP DEM NA..TOMJERRYSWIT

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  17. Wonders shall never 🔚. 👭 women I give my support full time to test yourselves.

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  18. What a World, when Nigeria men are looking for women to impregnate to the extent of impregnating both mad and under-age girls.

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  19. Abeg come naija, enough guys but na u go take responsibility.Chikena.

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  20. Oooooooh my...!
    It means Nigerian are so lucky cos d likes of Fashek Majek are stll fire on d bed *hian*

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  21. Whatever happened to feminism?
    DO AWAY WITH THE MEN!
    LOL.

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  22. Laughing out loud, I actually had to spell it out this time around.

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  23. Eh! When u think u av heard it all nd u hear sometin new...Ewooo! God will help them o..

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  24. LOL so what will they have the government do?! Silly things.

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  25. Restriction on drinks got me ROTFL

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  26. Ahahahahahahaa...abeg linda join me dey laff oooh...#kollinsbanks

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  27. Can they come down to Naija pls?

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  28. Please free Nigerian men should move to that region.....Lo

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  29. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Nw what will i do with this my sperm nw.. I need to start dishing this thing out i swear......
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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    1. Your comment wanted to give me break and quench with laugh...please book a flight now

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  30. Lol, funny..push dem all to Nigeria, na them go run liv der panties. Lmao

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  31. What a silly thing to protest about!


    *cute bree*

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  32. No wonder they like nigeria men.

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  33. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    www.bidexmedia.blogspot.com

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  34. Lmao....just can't stop laughing....are they really serious??

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  35. Hahahahahahahahahahaha..That is serious o…Hahahahahahahaa..They need sugar sons. lol

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  36. And with the way they look, no sugar son will look their ways except they are rich. lol

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  37. Oh!

    D world is becoming sth else...
    Wht d heck is d meaning of dis and biko let them tak dis complains to their homes.

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  38. Are they this jobless?? Bcos I know dt busy minds don't priotise sex!

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  39. How can they perform when odeku has finished them. Make dem migrate come naija, the alcohol sef dey ginger the swagger. Na twins them go carry dey go back home.

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  40. Wetin person no go read? Smh

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  41. Hahahahahahahaha!! Orishirishi....Gini ka mmadu agaghi ahu n'uwa nka-Igbo meaning wetin person no go see for this world. These ones no get problem na, as na bedroom performance dey do them.

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  42. Lol.dis is so hilarious. Dey should hv come to naija but dey are usually very ugly.

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  43. these women got no joy.. lol.. protest at it's peak.. choi..

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  44. these women got no joy.. lol.. protest at it's peak.. choi..

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  45. Hehehe shey dem d*ck are dead?

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  46. LINDA, E'REMAIN YOU. ME I DEY WAIT FOR YOUR TURN MAKE I SERVICE YOU WELL WELL.
    NAH ROYAL TREATMENT I GO GIVE YOU.......SPECIAL ATTENTION FOR OUR DEAR LIB!

    I BEG, I TALK ANYTHING OH!

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  47. Make dem come employ me make I give dem sextuplets

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  48. linda ooh I kno say uself dey among the woman. strict laws restricting drinking from 5pm to 11pm for week days and 2pm-11pm for weekends..

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  49. Let them come to Naija and see magic!

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  50. For window blinds, wallpaper and curtains please call 08160856785.

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  51. This is crazy and hilarious....

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  52. Coincidentally, ill be there next month..Hala

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  53. Coincidentally, ill be there next month..Hala

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  54. They should come to Naija and try our bobo's, we are waiting for them lol!

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  55. haha, this is something else.. coman hire Nigerian men na, i am pretty sure many are ready to work for free.

    http://www.yeyepikin.com/2015/09/pete-edochie-facts-you-probably-didnt-know-about-him/

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  56. These women need to come to my village, am sure dey will change there story to " our men want to kill us"

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  57. Let send Tuface there as an ambassador

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  58. So, Kenyan men are not good in bed or weak in bed? No wonder their women love Nigerian men.

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  59. Otuocha!!! I mean daaah

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  60. Mmmmm na wa!. Me, I still banged my wife before leaving home this morning. she can never be found in this type of useless gathering. thank God I am a Nigerian

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  61. oya now,see business 2million naira per pregnancy,nd another 2m after d baby is born mk dem fly cum meet me for nija here

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  62. Just a minute, i wanna get something right here, is it that alcohol reduces their libido or occupied their minds and they don't have for their wives? wonders will not seize to end.

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  63. Its a shameful but justifiable complain

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  64. oour nigerian gals go soon protest for lack of husband their own lwkmd

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  65. if na dis women wey dey picture dey complain... na sorry b dier name... dem no go ever get belle for man. dey look so dirty and unkempt to even attract a man talk less of arouse a man... mtcheeeeew. please next post jaare... lef matter for mathias...

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