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Friday, 18 September 2015

Man calls police after masseuse offeres him sex

A man called the police after he went for a massage in Manchester city centre and was offered a little something extra...sex. The shocked customer said he thought the place was legitimate after seeing an advert online,but during the private, afternoon session, he was offered sex. 


The man refused the additional service saying he was ‘offended’, and a row broke out with the masseuse when he demanded his money back. 

When he called the police to complain about the offer, the masseuse returned his cash and he left the building.

A police spokesman confirmed that they had received a call from the Oxford Road area shortly before 2pm on Thursday afternoon. Officers were not sent to investigate the report and no-one has been arrested.

Officers tweeted about the incident: “Strange job yesterday. A male went for a massage and was offended when offered sex. He demanded money back. Didn’t want cops to go to his house though.”

at 9/18/2015 04:25:00 pm

52 comments:

  1. Uzoma Sochi18 September 2015 at 16:28

    This guy no be young guy I can see that

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  2. Anonymous18 September 2015 at 16:28

    He's mean though
    ~D great anonymous!

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  3. Uzoma Sochi18 September 2015 at 16:29

    This man ain't a young dude, see free meal ticket

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  4. Bonita Bislam18 September 2015 at 16:29

    Hehe honourable man.Some men would jump @ the offer lol

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  5. Bonita Bislam18 September 2015 at 16:29

    Hehe honourable man.Some men would jump @ the offer lol

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  6. Anonymous18 September 2015 at 16:29

    HAHAHAHA, HE GOT DE WELLED ARRANGED SERVICE, DID U CALL COPS BFORE??..TOMJERRYSWIT

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  7. STERN18 September 2015 at 16:32

    If she's a hottie, free of diseases, i'll Def give her the sex she wants. I'll sex the life out of her. When I come next time she'll dare not offer me that again.

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    1. Anonymous19 September 2015 at 06:00

      You're such a kid!
      ~D great anonymous!

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  8. Unknown18 September 2015 at 16:35

    Odikwa egwu

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  9. Cute G18 September 2015 at 16:36

    Wish we had more of such men in the world.

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  10. Blog It With Olivia18 September 2015 at 16:38

    Many guys would kill to have such opportunity











    #IT will ONLY get BETTER
    #it MUST end IN praise

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  11. Unknown18 September 2015 at 16:38

    Hmmmmm, not all men are animals after all. Linda take note!

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  12. Anonymous18 September 2015 at 16:38

    Wetin dey do this guy.

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  13. PRESIDENT's DAUGTHER18 September 2015 at 16:45

    Hehehehehe that's one in a million faithful boyfrid or husband or is he gay?

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  14. Unknown18 September 2015 at 16:47

    Oga be forming good man... Na today?

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  15. Unknown18 September 2015 at 16:49

    Lool

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  16. @MEETD®EALEVANS™18 September 2015 at 16:56


    PARENTAL ADVISORY
    ***adult content***




    He's gay

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  17. SWILL MARTIN18 September 2015 at 16:58

    Eeeeeh iis he gay?hhhmnnn I'm wife juju strong oooooo

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  18. Unknown18 September 2015 at 17:04

    Stupid man

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  19. Anonymous18 September 2015 at 17:08

    All I can say is ... stupid guy!! U could have quietly rejected d offer. Ekpaaa ;òde niyi jones

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  20. yvejohn18 September 2015 at 17:09

    Not all men are dogs after all.

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  21. Anonymous18 September 2015 at 17:10

    am about to reveal a secret....that "offer" +blow jobs is what NIJA GUYS CALL ..happy ending....if you dont have happy ending package in your massage house..lagos boys will not come again..lol

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  22. APPLE18 September 2015 at 17:11

    If nah Naija guy e for chop clean mouth lol.

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  23. Unknown18 September 2015 at 17:16

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    What a stupid man..... He just miss a opportunity.......
    .
    .
    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  24. Jasmine Joseph18 September 2015 at 17:20

    What's wrong with the goat, cldnt he have just said no

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  25. livingstone18 September 2015 at 17:20

    unbelievable

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  26. Jasmine Joseph18 September 2015 at 17:20

    What's wrong with the goat, cldnt he have just said no

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  27. ary18 September 2015 at 17:28

    Some men would have taken the sex offer without a double think!

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  28. Anonymous18 September 2015 at 17:43

    incomplete story. offered sex by another male or a female???

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  29. andre kelvin18 September 2015 at 17:45

    Lol. If it were to be a Nigerian man

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  30. Anonymous18 September 2015 at 17:50


    You went to a massage parlour, what do you expect? Most men would have loved it! I am a woman and i want one for women, no penetration, just deep indecent massage and pure pleasure!

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  31. Unknown18 September 2015 at 17:54

    Funny....dude is a good guy sha.















    #TeamBlessed#

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  32. Unknown18 September 2015 at 17:54

    Funny....dude is a good guy sha.















    #TeamBlessed#

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  33. Unknown18 September 2015 at 18:02

    Every Nigerian men would take d offer

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  34. Unknown18 September 2015 at 18:32

    Lolzzzzz.... Dis is wht I call wonders shall never end. Its well withis soul and...

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  35. Anonymous18 September 2015 at 19:00

    If na Nigerian man now,he will jump at it.

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  36. Anonymous18 September 2015 at 19:04

    This also happens in Lagos spa's especially on the Island, Lekki, Ikoyi and Ajah axis. Even on the mainland. Some of these masseuse ladies are prostitutes in disguise. Some even offer to massage you naked for extra pay. In most spa's in Lagos, they call it happy hour or extra. The huzzling is real. It comes in form of hand job, blow job or sex and bill you for the extra service which is their own money while the normal charge goes to the spa management.

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    1. Anonymous19 September 2015 at 23:43

      Thank you for the enlightenment.

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  37. Unknown18 September 2015 at 19:11

    A lot of guys would've jumped for dis kinda extra offer......that's good to know that there's still good guys in their crew....

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  38. Anonymous18 September 2015 at 19:29

    Okponu Alainironu ni bobo yen sha

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  39. baggwell18 September 2015 at 19:48

    hmm strange

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  40. AC£S18 September 2015 at 20:42

    Lol

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  41. Anonymous18 September 2015 at 22:33

    Idiot you nor like fuck? Behaving as if you are a virgin.

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  42. dudette18 September 2015 at 23:08

    Hmm linda if u hear what these masseurs offer in Lagos, it's a shocker!!

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  43. I B M bolubantin18 September 2015 at 23:55

    That's one different mahn

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  44. Unknown19 September 2015 at 05:48

    the could be impotent, may be he struggle to satisfy his wife at home.



    KUNLE SAY SO!

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  45. Unknown19 September 2015 at 08:12

    Great dude

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  46. Amycool cyril19 September 2015 at 10:11

    impeccable gentleman

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  47. Anonymous19 September 2015 at 11:08

    Masseuse means female massage therapist, @5:43pm.

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  48. Anonymous19 September 2015 at 22:24

    Decent guy

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  49. Unknown21 September 2015 at 18:34

    Very good

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