The world would be a peaceful place if people learnt to say "I'm sorry". Knowing that you have so badly offended, I, on behalf of those offenders, come to offer my sincere apologies. I sincerely apologise for those silly girls. I am deeply sorry for whatever wrongs their senselessness caused them to commit. I do not blame you for trying to beat some sense into them. I only blame the first lady you hit who made you think it was not really bad to hit a lady.She probably went "you go kill me today" when she should have served you your own meal in a finer dish. That should have restored your default settings. So, for that terrible first impression, I go on bended knees.
I apologise for those girls who did what they did on that date with you. I was about to explain the difference between you and their godfathers when your calls came in and they ran off. Just on a two-hour date, they ate breakfast, lunch and dinner. I'm sorry they painted that leech image of a lady. I'm sorry you got what you wanted in the age-long trade-by-barter you sought. I'm sorry you didn't meet the true ambassadors of womanhood.
I also apologise for the just-too-smart ladies. I'm sorry they somehow forgot ambition was masculine. The perfect housewives too could be very great women as there are many shades of greatness. I'm sorry we can't all be same, else life would lose its spicy variety. I'm sorry you are too intimidated to know how to value them.
There are many apologies to offer. I'm sorry you met these girls and ladies on your way to growing into a man. I'm sorry you didn't know what to do with them. I'm sorry that's wisdom only available to real men.
Regards,
Me.
...yimu
ReplyDeleteIndeed dis is wisdom only applicable to real men and women. Nice one frm d writer and d concept is unique.
DeleteI'd agree with you if the writer didn't have such poor grammar. It gave me a headache reading it. Basically say no to domestic abuse. Gbam
DeleteOnly in Nigeria ,can the 3 polite phrases be used together and still sound SO rude! 1 sorry,2 please,3 excuse me. OkBye!
ReplyDeleteTrue talk
DeleteWho the hell is this one???
ReplyDeleteIs she saying its okay for him to beat other girls that came after the 1st coz the first didn't restore his default setting by serving him meal? Bollocks
I agree with all but not this one.There's no excuse whatsoever for beating a woman no matter how dumb or stupid she is.Never!!!
My goodness! You sound so stupid! So you really didnt comprehend what she meant by that? You better leave blogs and face your book if you know whats good for you. I hope for your own sake that you are younger than 15.
DeleteRe-read. You obviously didn't get the sarcadm .
DeleteIt's called sarcasm. You didn't get it cos you were in a rush to post your silly comment.
DeleteU missed d point. Pls read again.
DeleteReally, Bonita take ur studies seriously. U need to improve in ur knowledge and understanding. Soon u will be left behind as the only illiterate learned Nigerian. Lol
DeleteOn the flip side, the grammar on the piece is so poor that I understand why this person didn't get it
DeleteGranted bitch.
ReplyDelete#sad indeed
Granted bitch.
ReplyDelete#sad indeed
It sounds like a lyrics, I think usher will do some nice song with this........ I will give this music a title. AM SORRY
ReplyDeleteIt will really go a long way to save us some troubles in our daily lives
ReplyDeleteI ain't reading
ReplyDeleteLooool
ReplyDeleteDry
ReplyDeleteDry! Sorry for yasef anuohia
ReplyDeleteI expect a guy to write back. Let the debate begin!
ReplyDeleteMR EDDY said this heat wan kill person o
ReplyDeleteNice write up
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Hmmmmm well said!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTrite...
ReplyDeleteTrite...
ReplyDeleteAnd the sorry goes on and on and on
ReplyDeleteOya!!! guys fall in here
and pour out your griefs
Ana akogheri.
ReplyDeleteTo the guys:
ReplyDelete"Any man or woman who tells you what it means to be a real man is trying to shame you into their service. They are manipulating you to carry their load. To take on their hardship. Even to bleed and die for their cause...or their profit. Don't buy the lie. No one but you can define you as a human being or measure your worth"
~ Paul Elam
Founder
avoiceformen.com
Never forget to let the females know you are just as valuable as them.
Never assume you are more valuable though. It's a trap to make you a beast of burden.
Develop yourselves and stay sharp guys.
Who are you son? Why would you drop the most intelligent comment here as an 'anonymous'? Thumbs up! You gat brain.
DeleteGuy u are obviously one of d most intelligent libers we hav on dis blog. It's so pathetic dat most men don't know how much they are being manipulated by women all in d name of "being real men" or "being man enough". Bcos of dis, many men overstretch themselves in virtually everything they do. Many hav taken very unreasonable risks and eventually lost their lives for fear of being called "not man enough" or "not a real man". Painfully some of us don't even enjoy sex anymore bcos of too much anxiety to satisfy d woman just to prove dat we r real men or man enough. And of course, wen a man is too keen on satisfying a woman in bed, he loses a lot of sexual pleasure dat comes wit it. It's high time women realised dat God did not create a woman to cause undue tension in a man's life 2ru emotional manipulations but to act as a source of understanding and succour to him.
DeleteIdiot
ReplyDeleteShe's not serious, some guys are more senseless, insensitive αи∂ unreasonable that most girls could ever think
ReplyDelete#IT will ONLY get BETTER
#it MUST end IN praise
Mtcheew.
ReplyDeletejust a foolish article without any sense
ReplyDeleteYou didn't apologize for those ladies you decide to take out for a dinner and they show up with two or more ladies to wreck you...
ReplyDeleteRUBBISHHHHHH.
ReplyDeleteApologies won't be enough
ReplyDeleteUbanagum
I also apologise for those wicked people that don't want to borrow me money,soon when I have my own money dem go hear am
ReplyDeleteBig fool...may your daughters not have same mentality as u...Ode
ReplyDeleteGod bless u babe.lool wat a title tho I'm sure every idiot guy read.
ReplyDeleteThank you.
ReplyDeleteNice piece
ReplyDeletestfu instead of you guys to place your lips around cock and whistle
ReplyDeleteu will be spewing this ultra feminist bullshit that wont get u a boo
who gives a fuck if a woman is powerful, intelligent etc and cant suck a common dick
fuck off
Hian owk accepted
ReplyDeleteLib freak
Laced with subtle sarcasm and wisdom. Lol. I like.
ReplyDeleteLove this. Wish more ladies will think like this
ReplyDelete....then they would all remain single! Thrashy talk. I detest feminists. Why are you fighting men? God created the man to be the head. In fact nature also made it so. Take a look around, all these so-called feminists are either single, divorced, or living with a she-man. A man they kick around. Somebody must lead. God in his wisdom, gave a man that role in order to avoid confusion. The white man in his bid to go against everything to do with God has been manipulating people like you.
DeleteSome of you do not understand this,hence the Abuses! Nice piece
ReplyDeleteHmmmm, no sense at all
ReplyDeleteQuite interesting
ReplyDeleteNice write up.patiently waiting for the guys version.
ReplyDeleteShe was being sarcastic!!!! Most of u r simply just top dumb to comprehend...
ReplyDeleteFeminists exist because of people like you (Blunt and Anonymous at 12:52pm), always thinking women or even girls are there to serve your every need, for you to mistreat them, beat the and molest them just so you can recognise yourself as a 'MAN'. What you guys seem not to understand is that even though you are the head of your household, females still deserve respect, love and understanding. Everyone always says the woman should be submissive but they always seem to forget the remaining part which says Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ also loved the church and gave Himself up for her. How many of you men can claim t d so, It works both way, the saying is respect is reciprocal, if you only expect your wife or every female in your life to bend to your wishes because you are a man, yet you do not love her, you cheat on her, beat her or whatever, I'm sorry to say you do not have the right to say a woman should be submissive towards you, Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ also loved the church and gave Himself up for her,stop picking and choosing parts of the bible which suit you. Whoever wrote this piece is right on point, those of you who don't get sarcasm should go back to school if you think he/she is saying it's ok to hit women.
ReplyDeleteAlright rant over,
Oyin
God bless you
Deletewow , this is a very masterful piece,please you can read it again and understand before posting a comment
ReplyDeleteYou see why we see women how we see them, sometimes I dont think they are capable of certain things .... like being impartial, I can never let my wife make certain decisions cos its always tainted with too much feeling ... like this letter. This should have been dispassionate and exploitative, and apart from the beating part , I sometimes think that women deserve to be exploited by successful and confident men, its the only way I've seen them come to value a real man. Am not talking for the few real ones that have met a real man, or were raised by one who teaches them how to really handle 'guy' situations.
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