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Monday, 10 August 2015

Choi, see what a LIB reader's wife used as her DP

A LIB reader says his wife posted this on her Blackberry DP this morning. What he wrote below...
So I saw this on my wife's dp this morning and I'm overwhelmed with guilt... I just wonder what she knows. I discovered I left my other phone at home but I dey form not seeing anything until I reach home. The Lord is my comforter today.

132 comments:

  1. The Lord is really ur strength lol..... interest dp tho

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  2. Yeye man so your conscience dey judge u abi?

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  3. Hehehe. That means there's fire on the mountain.

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  4. Yeye man so your conscience dey judge u abi?

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  5. May God help you bro..OYO lowa!!

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  6. Lolz, smartest woman, man, u r in big soup tonight

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    1. Serious soup o. Pray before u eat o, cause any meal can be your last.

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  7. ONE CHANCE 4 You be THAT. LORD DEE

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  8. Lolz, smartest woman, man, u r in big soup tonight

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  9. HAHAHHAHA, WISE WOMAN...TOMJERRYSWIT

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  10. WTF is dat supposed to mean? Funny though. ...

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  11. Hehehehe... That ur wife is very intelligent.. So better stick to her n let all those ladies go

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  12. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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    Dude is guilty... Lolx..
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  13. the Lord is your comforter...really?........

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  14. Hehehehe! @ comforter. Now na morning. Shiooor!

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  15. U don't enter. U see guilty conscience. Repent

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  16. hehehehehehehe.....trouble!!! better go buy bulletproof before you go house

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  17. Pls let us knw wat hapen wen u get home o

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  18. God no dey dis one, u are purely on ur own.

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  19. HahaHhahahahha guilty concon

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  20. Am sure she has a good heart and thats why she chose not to confront you immediately but simply sent an indirect message to you. just do the right thing.

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  21. Hell is ur comforter todai ...lol

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  22. Guy ur own don finish...say d Lord's prayer b4 steppin into d house

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  23. Hell is ur comforter todai ...lol

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  24. So what and what have u done? Umu nwoke ndi aru ...oga mend your ways

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  25. Na only GOD fit help you today o! Just start asking HIM for mercy already!

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  26. Lol. Caught in the act.

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  27. Stupid man u are a cheat nah 4 u to be worried you better repent nonsense

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  28. Rubbish,how does coke all over the world explain different tastes because you name bottles?Why not put coke,fanta,sprite,7up and pepsi and tell us it is the same taste?Humans think and act and look different,so why just stick to one(Coke)and not try others?Same with chocolate and ice cream.

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  29. He is in for a big trouble,

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  30. Hahahahahahhahaa. U r in trouble today!!

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  31. Hehehehe you got served, an acid bath awaits you.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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  32. Lolzzz...serves him right!

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  33. God don catch you today...lol

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  34. Lunda u are outdated o .. na wa ... This old dp

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  35. "The Lord is my comforter..."indeed,stop using God's name in vain fool! You better repent from your adulterous lifestyle and stick to your wife. Such a crazy world #SicDude

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  36. lol bursted! d lord is indeed ur comforter

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  37. Awwwwww. Poor lady. I feel her pain and admire her maturity. My friend caught her man butt naked with some random girl also naked with used condoms everywhere and was so pissed she slapped him. Now they have parted ways but she loves him and has forgiven him and willing to move on with him having learnt from her mistake. But the moron is acting like pant and even hating my friend holding on to the 5 slaps as a pointer that she will do worse in future. To think he told his younger sister and she advised her brother to leave my friend. As if she will be happy seeing her husband in that position. Yet d silly girl.. My friend.... Still loves the guy. Iv bn hammering sense into her and its all entirely to her. Wonder why some girls settle for less. The guy was below her class in every sense of the word. Plus she has classier, better doing guys than this frolick o. To think he is even a yahoo boy and she was willing to drop her morals and stand by him till he gets a better life. She was out of work while they dated but landed some good job now with an oil servicing firm nd wished she could celebrate with the guy. Imagine... Hit babe o... Well set nd all o... Chaiiii.... Ds thing called love! Lemme even get fellow bvs take on this. Maybe I'll show her peeps comments and then she can realise she should move on for she keeps making excuses for his act and claiming even marriages have challenges and should just be worked out!

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  38. well uncle if there was any man funnier than u il say na lie....
    u saw a pix n ur afraid out of guilt yet u post am fr linda ikeji. unless wifey is dumb, which i guess she aint. but if na me ohhh this post proves i am right about my suspicions.

    ode part one, go house go meet ya load outside

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  39. Hahahaha...the Lord is your comforter indeed!

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  40. Lol.. Men are they all same?

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  41. E don tey wey I see this picture na! When that coca cola craze was in vogue :(

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  42. U are on ur own. Atleast ur balls are cold today. Be jumping from one girl to another. Hiv and stds are real ohoooooooo.

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  43. I smell chicken blood
































    it is well

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  44. Hahaha na poison u go meet bro

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  45. All women don't taste the same


    Some know how to Fuck and suck better

    Some can gargle on your balls whilst stroking the shaft

    Some can twerk and make it clap, others can't

    Some have bigger asses for more pushing in the cushion



    Forever in search of a side bitch

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  46. Lol... how can the Lord be your strength when you're not his sheep? What can the poor woman do except to pray and manage your philandering? You men that womanize only learn your lessons when its too late

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  47. ROTFL.
    Choi Oga sir, you're in thick ogbono soup ooo. The Lord is your strength as you settle this hilarious and serious kasala with your wife on which coca cola tasted better. heheheheheheheheeheheheh.

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  48. you need jesus in ur life today man.pray today as if is your last day on earth.

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  49. God don catch you













    It's a free and easy world

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  50. Haaa , lobatan, God don catch u.

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  51. Change man make u no carry wetin dem prepare for sum1 else... dee

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  52. Lol.... shit happens bro.
    Just beg for forgiveness, speaking from experience.
    Samething happened to me and i had no choice than to apologized and stop all that from that day.

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  53. Lol@ the Lord is my comforter

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  54. Looooooooooooolz dehm!

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  55. Some of these Linda's stories are very fictional! quite questionable..

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  56. But why men why na make una de stick to one partner na what is it sef.But if ur wife does it u will call village meetin Haba!!!

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  57. But why? men!why na?make una de stick to one partner na!what is it sef.But if ur wife does it u will call village meetin Haba!!!

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  58. It is well, i pray she understands and you tell her every truth she needs to know.

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  59. And the wife won't see this post? #justwondering people be forming stuffz for LIB all the time. mscheew

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  60. when you reach house make you go finish the chioma ,nnena and ada and even add more bottles on top inside then go measure you blood sugar levels and see if Diabetes is not knocking at your door. Shior...useless man

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  61. Start thinking what to tell her....lol

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  62. You never see nothing.

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  63. Don't keep your amu one place...married man ko! Mtchewwww

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  64. Shameless pig....I pray karma catch up with u real quick jack***

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  65. Shameless pig....I pray karma catches up with u real quick jack***

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  66. Don't be silly, God is not comforting you in no way or form infact u may be punished by heaven

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  67. Mtcheeeew. What do you want we 'hypocrites' to say? If you like continue your adulterous ways.
    She needs the Lord's comfort more than you do. So she'll not be downcast, Because she'll be hurt!
    Stop hurting people please.

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  68. Lolz...but it seems China is sweeter

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  69. Lolz...but it seems Chioma is sweeter

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  70. Wear live jacket go house or better still form dead, or better still form deaf nd dumb or better still make your office a permanent place because # girls re not smiling***

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  71. God don catch u. Men always cheat. They can never be satisfied.

    ckjacob.blogspot.com

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  72. E no mean anything jare. D guy way no just pure

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  73. Lol, ya right!...if ur guilty of it u beta repent!
    **vianson**

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    1. She shouldn't have included my name..😡!
      But this husband, you no try at all... Why can't men just stay faithful. After all, all "toto" taste same..

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    2. Indeed d Lord wil b ur comforter if u r not guilty and ur cup is full dat is y d Lord made u forgot ur phn@home so dat ur game wil b expose dat is if there is any.

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  74. U ar so in for it.

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  75. indeed He is your comforter.LOLS after misbehaving guilty conscience. Dey go house when you close, you be man now nothing do you.

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  76. Hahahahhahhahaha... I like this man.. him too correct.. the lord is def ur comforter today.. Better stop eating Chioma and nnena at the same time..

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  77. Lol. I wish you luck.
    ...Mama J...

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  78. Some women will let hell loose...eventually they make it worse by going that fight path ...they even help the girls to become permanent ...ladies learn how to handle this cheating matter

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  79. Don't involve the Lord Mr Dick wanderer, deal with your shit and don't forget to gist us how it all went, Oniranu

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  80. Lmao!!! You are in deep shit, my guy. By the way, thats true, thanks to coca cola. Lool

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  81. Hahahahahahahaha he is really your comforter Hahahahahahahaha

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  82. Why are u guilty Mr man? So u haven't been faithful to your marital vows shey? Issorrai........God dey.










    #TeamBlessed#

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  83. Lol, God don catch u. U will explain al ur styles and sex escapades tday.
    #*karlishah*

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  84. I disagree with you, whats if it's not chilled and mind you the noise it makes when u open it are quite different from each other lolz

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  85. Men!!!! Na today.. they derive joy in cheating

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  86. Shebi dis one is dying of guilty conscience. Each tym I question or ask my hubby about new girl, I end up getting beaten. So now I stopped asking but he doesn't know my plan B is to drug him one day n mk him useless for both I and his side bitches. So if I can't have him to myself den no one will. So dear hubby kip cheating not waiting for Kerma to do d trick.

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  87. She shouldn't have included my name..��!
    But this husband, you no try at all... Why can't men just stay faithful. After all, all "toto" taste same..

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  88. Can't stop laughing ........... Jesus Christ ...... U r a dead man .lol

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  89. I can't stop laughing ,............. Jesus Christ ...... U r a dead man.

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  90. Hmmmm Nnenne Toto get gp tank size wey fit even swallow d man. E no be same taste nnem.

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  91. they are not the same thing , coke or not ,

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  92. ITS NOT COKE - NEVER THE SAME!

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  93. That is what guilty conscience does to you.

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  94. Nnenna, all totos are not the same! Wallahi! Take it from me, I've had dozens. They are not the same. When you come into some women, you have to ask them "am I in"! You don't need to ask if you're in. You just know you're in. Infact, you even know when you're going in. And there are very few women that secrete a certain liquid that makes sex very sweet. I'm not a medical person, so I can't say what it is. And from experience, I noticed it is sweeter when a woman doesn't have multiple sex partners. All totos are not the same, just as all dicks aren't either.

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  95. first of all I will love to say this,..and that is ,..men cheat on you when you do not do your job well as a wife,..many women ar d cause,..sme will piss their man of wt their smelling body when the man comes home,.at tyms too,.there will be so proud and quarelsme bcos of jealousy,.common wt women,..when a woman makes a home uncomfortable for her husband,the truth is the man leaves,..because every body loves a happy world,..not for the man alone,.but all ladies should learn

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  96. Its not coke and they ain't the same....

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  97. Hello dear "man", if there was any day you needed to home before work closes, its today...and while you're at it, throw your pride out the door,prepare to be humble, and ask for forgiveness. This would not hurt you in anyway...infact, it will increase her respect for you...and I hope you do this genuinely, with a repentant heart.

    If she means the world to you, you will go all out on this. And as a last but most important line, God can help you with this. The Holy Spirit is all the Help you will need. You could reach me on steveshaw636@gmail.com, and I'll be willing to help in anyway possible.

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