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Tuesday, 9 June 2015

Dear men, what do you guys do with this?

A worker was caught in his office with this! What do you men do with this? #novicegirlquestion

288 comments:

  1. Hahahahaha.........I guess dts a beer can.. lmao

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  2. Pls ooo Waz dt if I may ask?

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  3. He was caught with this. I guess the use is not honorable.

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  4. Wow is that replica to the female box???

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  5. What is that? No idea

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  6. Lmao! It even looks like a beer can?

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  7. Na wao!!!! So conji don reach this level?!😳😳😳😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Why are u guys punishing yourself. Why not go and marry if u can't hold body😜

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  8. Lmao, that's a pocket pussy.......I first saw that in one movie like that........Blue moutiam state............tot it was just a fairy tale, didn't know its real.......trust me my huge D can't fit into that, i rather use my hand and soap as always

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  9. Lmao, that's a pocket pussy.......I first saw that in one movie like that........Blue moutiam state............tot it was just a fairy tale, didn't know its real.......trust me my huge D can't fit into that, i rather use my hand and soap as always

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  10. Agana agbo ncha ka ona agbo ufufu.... Guys nyubanu akamu na onweedi.

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  11. Money don't buy class, Linda u are too local , ignorant & razz . Goin to Bella Naija

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  12. Novice indeed!!!!! Lmao....dats pussy in a can.

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  13. I dnt know wat ur seeing oo....me am seeing a power bank used to charge mobile device when low ....it could also be a divice used to balance an account after work.....

    Mtschhhhhhheeeeew....ihe ojoo n'ato amu

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  14. Lol Lindiway we use it on our armpit, its called roll on.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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  15. Kissing practice novicelinda

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  16. We use it to wank hun...when ma baby isn't around..

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  17. I dont know o. What does it look like Linda?

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  18. Lol Miss Linda of course you know, lonely men stick their genitals in there and pretend it's a woman.

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  19. Na pancake for men. Anytime your oga call you, you quickly go the quiet place and apply to your abunnang

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  20. Oh Linda. It's a pocket orifice for male masturbation. That one is a mouth. It usually comes with lubricating gels. So you lube up and insert. It's really very satisfying. Feels almost like the real thing but better than the hand. I own a couple.

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  21. We fuck the can to make can babies

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  22. Looks lik chinese capsules...#wink

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  23. Lol they jerk off

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  24. i have one of this...,no time for girls mehn, it is is like the real pussy

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  25. We use it when bae is not around

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  26. Hmmm. Linda jst seeing it the first time. May be ask ur boo *. Wink*

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  27. A replica of p**sy... If u can't find a girlfriend:

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  28. That's pocket pussy, right?

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  29. Its an eraser, when u use a pencil and you make a mistake you use it to clean it......hehehehe.

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  30. that is a pocket pussy

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  31. that is a pocket pussy

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  32. Sharpens pencils and other woods.

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  33. What the hell? Is that a lip in a jar? Wow! Men Wil stop at nothing

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  34. What in d world!!!

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  35. linda biko ole ifor obu???

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  36. Lol you put in lube, and fuck it

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  37. Where can I get one please?

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  38. it is called FLESHLIGHT... USE TO SEE IT IN A SEX SHOP IN BB PLAZA MALAYSIA....

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  39. Damn I need one! Does it feel the same way? Or its even better.

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  40. its used for brushing teeth

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  41. Please ask the new senate president. Ode question

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  42. Ahem *clears throat and walks away*😒

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  43. Too bad for him. It will prevent HIV and STD'S. That other can is the Lube for that artificial V.

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  44. Lets just call it a portable vagina used for masturbating. The pioneer was called a "Flesh Light" but this in a can is quite ingenious.

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  45. WE USE IT ..... TO COMMUNICATE TO GOD

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  46. Ask Bonario. This is his favorite tool.

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  47. Portable toto............l said it.

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  48. Portable toto(with english accent)

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  49. linda, its 4 men who wan learn how 2 kisss,it dat not a lips?

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  50. To help themselves nah, abi u wan swear say u nor get the feminine type.

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  51. I'm not a man so.. dear men add me up! lol.. laura 558E6A98 need more friends.. just cute people..

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  52. To help themselves na @linda abi do u wanna swear you don't have the feminine type that you use to help ursef also?

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  53. I'm not a man so.. dear men add me up! lol.. laura 558E6A98 need more friends.. just cute people..

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  54. Question of the night. It's burger

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  55. is use when u have problem of comji

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  56. It's called POCKET PUSSY! really surprised you never heard of it Linda! Getting my own soon sha LOL!!

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  57. If i hear say u be novice @ Linda

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  58. Women get dildo and vibrators .. Men get POCKET PUSSY.

    Welcome to the NEW World Linda

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  59. This is for loosers, who fucks a canned drink pussy?

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  60. Men use it to gbooo Ncha.
    And its a pity.
    And linda who says you dont know what men do with it?

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  61. Looks like ass hole! Not sure tho, but seriously who is f******g this?

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  62. Hahaha . My first time seeing it but I v imagined somtin like dis before now . Wat I imagined was somtin as big as pillow . Haha wen d gals got vibrators many years ago. It's still new to us . I wish to get it someday but too small for my imagination .

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  63. Guys on this blog please, you know is not everybody that is lucky with the ladies. Please where can I get this, thanks and God bless.

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  64. If gender equality is for real, and women have numerous kinds of options, it is only fair for men to have same, just as ladies shun guys during the day and go home to have an inanimate object b**g the S**t outta them, men might as well have some private time, after all most of them m**t**b*t*.. Abi Linda no be so, did i leave anything out?

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  65. What do you think Linda?? Lol

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  66. first to comment #shyboy

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  67. Dear Linda,

    Stop acting brand new :/

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  68. Hehehe dear Linda, dats pussy for men dat have taken wanking to the next level.

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  69. Are you seriously asking this question? This is a device for men who are craving sexual intercouse, and don't have access to a woman. The slit/hole is there for a reason. Use your imagination will you.

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  70. we drink out of it.....lol,......nice packaging for a shallow pussy case, i need to get one...ASAP....heheheheheheheh

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  71. we drink out of it.....lol,......nice packaging for a shallow pussy case, i need to get one...ASAP....heheheheheheheh

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  72. #novicetoo: I hope they bring out from that container before use. Because e fit slash the sides of the #idontknowwhatitis.

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  73. Artificial Punani.... Keeping the eggplant occupied since 1960......

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  74. Confused face��

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  75. It's called a pocket pussy and is used for masturbation. Yeah. So sort of like a straight man's dildo.

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  76. its a fleshlight or a kind of i guess. Male sex toy

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  77. Linda nawah to you oooo.So you don turn pickin abi

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  78. Nice one, for mastabating, but not meant to be use in d office.

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  79. Nice one, for mastabating, but not meant to be use in d office.

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  80. This na d highest. Congeal na bastard. I know blame am o. I ready to buy two cans for my male friends instead of contacting disease. Nija babes too nak.

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  81. Hehehehehehehe! Mmhmmm. We use it to massage our shoulders.

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  82. Thats an imaginary Pu**Y...if u know wat I mean..

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  83. Lol. . .hope it 's not wah i think it is. . .

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  84. It's a fake vagina.

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  85. Dear novice girl, you have the mind of a pavert. I don't even know this exist.








    Busy Fingers.

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  86. Same thing ladies do with dildo!

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  87. Maybe Gift was supposed to turn on the light butshe even refused to show up when ogede don pon finish and the man decided to use plan B.
    Hahahaha!

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  88. We store water in it.....incase we need to drink water in the office

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  89. I wonder what came into your mind when Amber Rose said she is not interested in having sex.
    And you are in Paris now, I just hope you find love there to get good kankanrankan. Gbam.

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  90. Ask the man wey una catch naa... Lol

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  91. Lol. Thats a sex toy called flesh light... Use as an artificial vagina. Thank me later.. Hehe

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  92. Linda u a bad girl. I think he's using it to......hehehehe

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  93. Linda u a bad girl. I think he's using it to......hehehehe

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  94. iv seen this before its a foreign picture so take a seat linda

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  95. u guys use dildo and vibrators to catch fun . we we use this to fuck too. shikena . so u see we can do without each other

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  96. sure pus*y.. can't say no to d boss

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  97. Dumb question.asking as if u don't know

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  98. Definitely that office and man not in Nigeria we dey use ordinary hand and groundnut oil or any tin oily around we don't need this to achieve that lol

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  99. It's pocket p**sy,atleast seen it in some couple of movies,maybe the dude doesn't ave a gf,so it's short cut to enjoyment - mad fool

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  100. Am a novice girl, guys wat do men do wit dis?

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  101. Am a novice girl, guys wat do men do wit dis?

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  102. Chai...so e Don reach like dis????

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  103. Looks like a lips guess is for wanking.

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  104. Gat no idea wat dz shit is ...


    Mak I chill for pples comment .

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  105. It's 4 pervs dat loves getting a HEAD! ..just like rubber pussy or doll dats a lip

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  106. LINDA WHAT COULD THAT BE LIPS

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  107. Can ice-cream

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  108. What do u gals do wth strapon and dildos...gboju jare

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  109. Artificial pussy
    Am right abi? Lol

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  110. Artificial pussy
    Am right abi? Lol

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  111. Lolz that's should be for self service nw (marstubation)

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  112. Lolz..Ms. Ikeji this is called a FleshLight. Google what a fleshlight is, you'll be amazed

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  113. Lolz..Ms. Ikeji this is called a FleshLight. Google what a fleshlight is, you'll be amazed

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  114. kelzdred...believing10 June 2015 at 07:24

    kikikikikiki...... lindafa ikemusa ..na egg we dey use am fry.... lolzzz... #STAY_BLESSED ...

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  115. its a pocket pussy linda! woould u have preferred the guy to sleep with a prostitute or an olosho girl. at least his not raping anyone. if i recall women have sex toys also called the vibrator

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  116. its a pocket pusssy. no differntthan a vibrator for a woman

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  117. Linda it's a sex toy for men as women ve dildo men ve them pussy to use

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  118. Linda it's a sex toy for men as women ve dildo men ve them pussy to use

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  119. Hmmmm,where r dey oya anwser I knw dem plenty here#ndi uwa#

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  120. Lol... I would also like to know. *winks*

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  121. Linda, hmmmmm.

    Article writer is needed, kindly apply @ nethubnigeria@mail.com

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  122. *just passing*







    #ITwillONLYgetBETTER
    #itMUSTendINpraise

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  123. Linda be asking like she dosn't know what it is used for,na u know pass us sef.This serves as pussy when the man needs to satisfy his sexual urg,he puts his penis in there and and grind nonestop till he trowey.

    SON OF GOD

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  124. Linda that's a sex toy lol
    Its used for f**king hehehe

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  125. We use it to write comments on Linda Ikeji Blog! Mukum!!!

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  126. Whats it for pls;

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  127. Novice girl how did you get to see this?....anyways I use it to chill out!!! *far too kind*

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  128. Pls what is it usd 4

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  129. oh..its just canned Kpomo..(obo) etc

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  130. It's a can of .......... it is used to ......

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  131. The shape is funny...waiting for their response.

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  132. What's this? Can some one help???

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  133. Lolz I can't wait to get d answer to dis ooooo bcos I never see or hear about dis b4

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  134. Me self I really wanna knw.

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  135. As if u don't know

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  136. It's called a fleshlight, concealed sex toy for men that simulates fellatio.

    Every man should have one.

    You lubricate your junk and make sure the apparatus is well sanitized. You then place the top of your junk in the opening, whereby the soft rubbery grip of the toy grips around the junk.

    With an in out motion, the grip and suction of the apparatus simulates oral, viginal or anal stimuli.

    This is continued until climax is achieved.

    It is a sex toy that is easy to conceal. Coming in forms of torchlight, flasks and various other gadgets.

    I have a couple, you take them with you on long travels, they are safe and quick to utilize, clean and store away. Highly recommended for those with a high libido and/or those who wish to relieve the aggro but retain some control ob where and whom they stick their junk into.

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  137. No Nagging, No Jealousy, No shape you wife

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  138. Linda, as if you don't know fleshlight! If you dunno it, then Google it!

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  139. BJ in cup.....OMG!!!, can't think of anything saner....the world is officially sick!

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  140. This sure looks like a cunt.haaaa in d office?.. #Lipsealed#

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  141. please what is this? let me sit back and wait for comments

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  142. Na pocket pussy be dat

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  143. Mobile pu**y

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  144. B dia asking Jamb Question. Can't u c it's a Can Of Beer..

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  145. Its a stress suppressant. ......these girls think we can do without them. . Actually its my official comment here since 2011. Please welcome me dear LIBers, .

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  146. Its a hollow sex toy shaped like lips. What do U think they do wt it?

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  147. To suck Dick now

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  148. Da fuck is this?
    Don't tell me its some fake vagina cos Z ain't definitely using that scary lookin thing.
    Ish also looks Dirty/Disgusting Me.
    Prefer jerkin off 'ol school style while visualizing Minna's DP in my mind eyes.

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  149. Da fuck is this?
    Don't tell me its some fake vagina cos Z ain't definitely using that scary lookin thing.
    Ish also looks Dirty/Disgusting Me.
    Prefer jerkin off 'ol school style while visualizing Minna's DP in my mind eyes.

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  150. Don't even know what it is. Waiting to learn...

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  151. They FUCK it...Thats a vagina just like women use vibrators...Tnk me later

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  152. We dy use am for mak up pratice...

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  153. We dy use am for mak up pratice...

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  154. Linda, it is for fuking ....

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  155. 'was caught'???
    i am sure it is used for finger massages (for those suffering from carpal tunnel syndrome) or for learning how to kiss
    lol

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  156. The same thing women do with vibrators and dildos.

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  157. It's an energy drinking object. Lmao

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  158. That's a fleshlight, Linda.

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  159. That's a fleshlight, Linda.

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