Dear LIB readers: Fertility agreement with two lesbian partners
From a male LIB reader
I am a single Nigerian man residing in Maryland, USA,I work for a car rental company and I am always in contact with different kinds of people due to my nature of work..i usually have a particular couple(2 beautiful females) ,who come in to rent cars ,we became very friendly, and I noticed something about them being very friendly to me, and whenever I asked the question, is there anything else I could help them with? Usually the will say were good, but on this particular day, they asked if I can hang out with them one weekend, as Omo Boy, I jumped to the idea, so we hooked up at a bar for happy hour on a Friday, not knowing what they had in mind,(to me threesome came to my mind)
They asked if I could be a donor(sperm donor),they said they were trying to raise a family and would be willing to pay if I agree to their terms, and i will need to speak to their lawyer, I told them that I will think about it, but the offer was tempting $30 grand ,but no contact once my sperm germinate and $10 extra when she born, so we had a meeting with the lawyer and jokingly I said the only way I would agree is if I have intercourse with one who will carry the baby, and they agreed as long as I sign the agreement, but I don’t know what to do and I can’t tell anyone including my family. It’s part of my agreement; I don’t know what to do at this stage. I need advice from your readers...
People on this blog that are telling u not to do it are fools...dnt they masturbate? Dnt they abort pregnancies...some of them even chew postinor2....this is a chance to give birth to a child....even tho u wnt have custody that kid will surely look for u coz blood is thicker than water...take ur 40grand bro
Why sign a non-disclosure agreement and then come on here blabbing. Don't try and act moral when you know you are interested. Talkless of the fact that you decided with the lawyer present that you would go ahead with the scheme if one of the women allow you to put your penis in their body.
You are an invalid, and I hope you get what's coming to you for your beach of contact.
U can do it for a couple (man n woman) in desperate need of this kinda help. But for lesbians. ..no pls dont. Think abt d child's future whether or not u meet d child, he/she ddoesn't deserve that kind of environment.
4 me it ain't no biggie 4 sure u knw ur seeds will b in gud hands dats wah mattas mst wah abt guys who impregnate gals $ neva acknowledge dia kids evn till death jx c it lyk a favour dy wanna b u buh dy cnt so sowe
Only to donate sperm for $30,0000.00. No think am ooo. If i be u i go grab the opportunity joor. The sperm wey you don waste for masturbation nko? No dull ya sef ooo. Shine ur eyes bro.
Big no; what kind of father would you be allowing ur child 2 grow in such an environment please; money is not everything Ur sanity & morality is still in check, that`s why u asking d question please, think about tomorrow
Pls I beg u I God's name don't do it.Thay money will finish some day and u will never have peace having it in mind ur seed is somwere,tomorow u may need it nd it won't come,some things are precious not all things should be bought with money.
If you do not support the course of lesbianism, then you should not give them. And I want you to know that it's an act of "betrayed" to your humanity by indirectly giving your child (by Sperm) out and God may punish you by making you sterile just for that . Best of lucks bro
lol, you cant tell anyone including your family but you have just told the world through LI. you might as well sell your soul to the devil for more money. smh.
This story is I lie.. abegi!! No lesbian will agree to pay u and still agree to hv sex with u for ur sperm. Are u albert Einstein?? And I know its a lie bcos u wont even come here to ask after they said signed a non disclosure. I live in the US and I know how d law works. Liar!!
On their own side, why are dey looking for donor, when they always say we criticize dem, sodomites should impregnate dem selves if they are so natural.....
You already know what you want to do, u're just asking so we could validate what you obviously want. There's no moral justification for that.. but if you ask me what i'll do, omo-boy, I go knack am belle oo and collect the money. God help you she looses the pregnancy, u. Knack am again collect another money. Shikena.. but on the long run, u don't av any right over the child.
My brother, if your write up is not another blue ocean story which floods the Internet these day, I will like to refer your statement " I don't know what to do and I can't tell anyone including my family". This tells me that you were raised from a family with strong values and ethics. Money is not everything.
What you are about to do, is not morally right and rubbishes the values you have embedded in you. Spiritually speaking, it is an ABOMINATION in the eyes of your creator.
Give your life to Christ and run for your dear life and future. Remember not all that glitters is gold!
No lesbian has a right to have or own a child. Since lesbianism is a good thing why are they looking for a sperm donor? People can just wake up and insult their creator and call it freedom/right, them some of you will say we are judging. Rubbish!!!
Dude either ways one way or the other you are going to have sex for free somewhere with someone. Sign the damn agreement, collect your cash, do what you are paid for and move on. If you want a kid go make a kid with your wife...
This is confusing and tempting but my naija hustling brain opinion is Donate the sperm and collect the money. Sperm no dey finish, you will give birth to children anytime you want and to how many you want.
Lol...Lwkmd... u guys need to see me rotfl... evryone wit dia opinion@Anonymous... only prob I av is a lesbian avin a kid, den wat happens if it's a boy? Sell him *confused* or if it's a gal teach her to continue dia lifestyle..sucks sha...
My Broda, don't sell your conscience because of money and also don't promote evil. They have chosen their path allow them to rot in hell. That's my candid advice. #Mamie.
Dude for real? If I understand you clearly, we are talking of a whooping $40,000. And you're asking for advice? Are you crazy. Its a frigging contract. You sign keep to your own side of the bargain and take your money.....get outta here man
They...most def wud b gettin'it frm some other bloke who's game, aint notin'to think abt dawg! U beta get right bak at 'em, tell 'em u down wit d whole process. Jst my opinion D.
No you don't need advice at all. It is a beautiful deal. Free puccy and 40 grand to wash it down! At time like this I need to grab some people by the neck and beat seven shades of shit out of them! O boy you are an embarrassment to manhood.
I don't believe this story.. I live in d US too. $40k for ur sperm? When there are sperm banks? What is special about u? Do u have an IQ of 200? Lesbians usually look for something special in their donor, like special skills or physical attribute. And being d Nigerian guy that u are, u haven't jumped at but asking lib? Plus lesbians will NEVER let u sleep with them to get them pregnant when they're even paying u. Pls move along with ur fictional tale.
This is not related to the story above. Linda, can you please put a post about the ongoing FIFA Womens World Cup going on right now in Canada. The Nigeria team is playing Sweden as we speak. Go Falcons!!! They are looking like a solid team so I am hopeful.....
You know that your bodies are parts of the body of christ. Shall you take a part of christ's body and make it part of the body of a prostitute(lesbian)? God forbid! . What? don't you know that he that is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, said He, shall be one flesh. . But he that is joined unto the lord is one spirit . Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committed formication sinneth against his own body. . DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOUR BODY IS THE TEMPLE OF THE HOLY SPIRIT WHICH IS IN YOU, WHICH YOU HAVE OF GOD, AND YOU ARE NOT YOUR OWN.? . FOR YOU ARE BOUGHT WITH A PRICE: THEREFORE GLORIFY GOD IN YOUR BODY AND IN YOUR SPIRIT, WHICH ARE GOD'S
HMMM...if you feel comfortable with having unprotected sex with a lesbian girl who might give you a disease, and providing them with equipment (sperm) to fuel their stupid delusion of being a proper family, as well as bringing in and abandoning your own child to crazy people just to make quick money, then I think you should go for it. But might I warn you that this will not go unpunished on judgement day. I'm not judging you, I sin to, but common this is too much.
So u can be bought with just 40k? Smh. Pls don't do it. The love of money is the root to all evil! In 20 yrs from now wud u be happy with ur choice if u do this?
Don't be greedy, use your head not your heart. Donate the sperm, collect the 40k and walk away. Please don't sleep with either of them. You might get into real big trouble. What if she has an infectous disease. You would have a few minutes of enjoyment, then what next? "omo ya ara e ni brain jo" (oh boy borrow yourself some brains) The 40k might not even be able to cover the treatment for the disease. so please be magnanimous. donate and move on. Hmm on second thoughtd, think about it; why do they want your sperm, when they could just go to the sperm bank to get for a fraction of that. If it seems too good to be true then its too good to be true
Woow this is tough.. if ure a tough guy.. go for it. Advice u get married n start having kids as soon as u get with dat so it can take ur mind off them and ur "kid". Think about it. Its not such a bad idea and pls tell some1 atleast. For future purpose.
Better be careful. Make sure you read all the paper works. I know a case of two lesbian bitches who had a donor and some years later they are charging the guy to court for child support.
40k from lesbian's dat rent cars? How much is a car and how much is sperm in a sperm bank? Are u Aristotle or Albert Einstein? Abeg, try better lies next time bcos dis one failed woefully!!!
My brother resist the devil & he will flee away from you.Closeness with the world is enmity with God.Therefore reject their offers that will bring the wrath of God upon you just as it is with them.If you fear God & love your life please read 1 Corinthians 6 :9-20
My brother resist the devil & he will flee away from you.Closeness with the world is enmity with God.Therefore reject their offers that will bring the wrath of God upon you just as it is with them.If you fear God & love your life please read 1 Corinthians 6 :9-20
Idiot! U don't want ur family or ppl to know right? Why dem use dis blog to seek our opinion? Now we know even tho we don't know u. Abeg. Just shot up an enjoy ur money n free tryst in d hay. #OmoBoy
collect the dollars and sell your soul to the devil for life. those ladies are agents of the devil sent to lead you to HELL FIRE. believe you me, once you sign the deal and collect the dollars you are one foot away from your grave. you will die soon.make your choice.
This dude must be working at Carmax off Cherry Hill Road in Silverspring MD. That is where all teh Nigerian car dealers. I go come there come flog you. This na question for fully raised man whey im mama feed garri? mtcheew
As someone working in the legal profession and who lived in Maryland as of a few weeks/months ago, the agreement you've been presented with is going to be very one-sided.
What happens if the relationship of these two women breaks up down the line? What will happen to the child? Who takes care of the child in the event of sickness and/or death of one (or both) of the primary parents? Who steps in for the child then?
What about child support and your own financial responsibilities to the child?
Buried somewhere deep in the document they want you to sign are things that will NOT favor you.
If these women are willing to throw money at you for use of your DNA, tell them you cannot do this without your own legal representation.
It is pure stupidity not to hire your own attorney. And I mean FIND YOUR OWN ni ooooooo. Don't go with someone they throw at you.
The story sounds fishy and unbelievable, reason being that, these two ladies are approaching this guy that they barely know except at his place of work (he is not even their acquaintance) and want him to father a child with them? Why believe this kind of story? I wont even support it to begin with. Or are you to tell me that you are the only male 'friend' that they have?
As someone working in the legal profession and who lived in Maryland as of a few weeks/months ago, the agreement you've been presented with is going to be very one-sided.
What happens if the relationship of these two women breaks up down the line? What will happen to the child? Who takes care of the child in the event of sickness and/or death of one (or both) of the primary parents? Who steps in for the child then?
What about child support and your own financial responsibilities to the child?
Buried somewhere deep in the document they want you to sign are things that will NOT favor you.
If these women are willing to throw money at you for use of your DNA, tell them you cannot do this without your own legal representation.
It is pure stupidity not to hire your own attorney. And I mean FIND YOUR OWN ni ooooooo. Don't go with someone they throw at you.
What! U are a motula! I think u shud go to rehab, u wanna gv out ur 1st commitment to a agent of devil shame on u man. Well I don't really buy this story of a tin coz how will dey be renting cars and still afford to pay him $40g.
You should get a lawyer to look at the contract and advice you before you sign. Secondly, let the girl u're gonna have sex with do a thorough test to certify her STD free.. Then fire away. Lastly holla at me, I could also advice how u spend the money
Well now you know. If you want to help them have a child. It's upto you. Did they not know that woman to woman can not result in a child. You support and want your offspring to be a lesbian. Money is not an issue here. Sex is also not an issue. Morality, God's law it is. Don't do it. If they so want a child. Let them get an opposite partner
Lindus, i knw how dis kain story dey end. d one wen he wan sleep with one so, she go fall in love leave her lesbian partner and wahala go start be dat. oya mt lover-sperm-donor, use ur brain... how dem go dey rent car wen dem get 40g to pay person for sperm. abegiiii... nollywood next story line!!!
Some Years back, nobody could talk about this kind of stuff. But now everyone talks about it. Jesus please come. Linda Ikeji You seriously need to repent and get a husband. I know your popular on earth for posting such but consider repentance lest you end up being popular in hell.
Like Seriously dude??...you're not supposed to tell anyone including your family and YOU JUST CAME ON THE FUCKING INTERNET with this story and details that can be relatable to you guys?????...you really are daft bro.
what if you are only meant to have one child in life, are you ready to let the child be raised by a bunch of les.... huh....the child may even grow up to be one. thread carefully...
chai whether u will be able to see the child or not abeg it's not too late...cut off that deal straight away!! why hav we humans made money master over us that at the mention of big amounts, we forget about fearing God....God is very merciful..please dont do it...i know only a few people will tell u the truth...the people that chose to be lesbians know the repercussions...dere is no natural way for them to be fruitful and multiply so please if you love your God, you will keep His commandments and flee all appearances of evil....
your child would be raised in such a misguided environment and would possible be nurtured with ethics and moral behaviour you wouldn't normally have subjected such a child to if you raised her in your home with your own virtues. also, the fact that you are confused may be the holy spirit convicting you already. if its the money, you can always make it.
Stupid Nigerian men, you don't have the guts to go on with a common contract you have already agreed to but you know how to hit women and talk about shit when it comes to tradition. Who are you asking that stupid question, you better finish what you've stated and if you dear go close to that baby as much as 500m... I pray those girls kill you in your sleep. If you want to have a child of your own then go get married .... can you imagine, you even ask to have sex with one of them and come here talking trash and seeking advice. I pray those girls get to know about you saying a word of it here in Linda Ikeji Blog .... Your death is close.
Where your sense dey? your leg? or your brain ? from the look of things your leg dey your Leg and guess what; you dey step on your leg when ever you walk, this reduces your sense from full capacity to low voltage like candle. grow up pong.... that is my advice.
u would need to ask yourself some qstns. will u be able to forget the child for life?no matter what u will always know a part of you is somewhere. now traditionally if u try it, i pity you. now to the best part. how will u feel heling lesbians pro create? you think u would make God happy. my dear think of the future o.......dnt sell out your 'tomorrow" for money... trust me you will live the rest of your life regretting u did it .
1: the money involved is very tempting to u. 2: you asked if u can have contact with one of them, which they agree. So why are u asking us for opinion?
Do it now
ReplyDeleteIs 40k your problem? God wont forgive you if you dont raise your child
DeleteI have been donating sperm to my hands/bedsheet for free. Plixx can I meet them? I reside in Miami
DeleteI will only sign the terms and agreement on 1 condition! $10million or no deal. $40k is a cheap change!
DeleteHow much will he pay me for legal advice?? Mteww!
DeleteI don't even know why they r talking money when u were looking forward to doing it for free & who hv happily bailed once u knew she was pregnant
DeleteDo it! Take ur cash....u can locate ur child in future....don't u watch movies??
DeletePeople on this blog that are telling u not to do it are fools...dnt they masturbate? Dnt they abort pregnancies...some of them even chew postinor2....this is a chance to give birth to a child....even tho u wnt have custody that kid will surely look for u coz blood is thicker than water...take ur 40grand bro
DeleteWhy sign a non-disclosure agreement and then come on here blabbing. Don't try and act moral when you know you are interested. Talkless of the fact that you decided with the lawyer present that you would go ahead with the scheme if one of the women allow you to put your penis in their body.
DeleteYou are an invalid, and I hope you get what's coming to you for your beach of contact.
U can do it for a couple (man n woman) in desperate need of this kinda help. But for lesbians. ..no pls dont. Think abt d child's future whether or not u meet d child, he/she ddoesn't deserve that kind of environment.
DeleteNice, and cool super story write up. I wil advice dat ur morality, and spiritual path wit God should b ur guidance.
DeleteDis is uncceptable to God, and dis path is far below God expectations in our lives. So desist frm it if u r a child of God.
I don't undestand y u r asking for an advise when u have already decided what to do.
DeleteDis guy matter just tire person
DeleteU're a very stupid man walai
ReplyDeleteI can't stop laughing! Dx ur comment is funny I swear! Lol
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Deletebeen laughing for the past 3 mins...what a comment!
DeleteHow is he stupid? Because he is not poor like you? What is 40k usd?
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Y are you telling us,u go share the money with us if we advice u?
ReplyDeleteNo No. Just No. They are witches. Imagine not having contact with your child? All because of 30Gs
ReplyDeleteWhatever is not the will of God end up in destruction. Don't allow the devil to destroy you, the end of that game is death.
DeleteWhatever is not the will of God end up in destruction. Don't allow the devil to destroy you, the end of that game is death.
DeleteSo u neva still know say make u no go ahead with d mumu plan, e be like say na cobweb dey that ur brain
ReplyDeleteSo u neva still know say make u no go ahead with d mumu plan, e be like say na cobweb dey that ur brain
ReplyDeletefunny that u are even thinking twice. go ahead and make ur dough. but then u know u are under oathlike stuff once u sign the contract.
ReplyDeleteAlot of people do it these days..... i will do it joor and take the money.
ReplyDeleteWhat other advise do u need? U have already signed the agreement and you are asking for advise. U shud have asked before you signed any agreement.
ReplyDelete4 me it ain't no biggie 4 sure u knw ur seeds will b in gud hands dats wah mattas mst wah abt guys who impregnate gals $ neva acknowledge dia kids evn till death jx c it lyk a favour dy wanna b u buh dy cnt so sowe
ReplyDeleteEhn?
ReplyDeleteGirls be like what a man can do a woman can do it even better...bro say no
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Oga speak to ur own trusted lawyer nd even a family member b4 u sign anytin, please
ReplyDeleteHelp them out na, instead of wasting the sperm
ReplyDeleteStupd boy, what are you waiting for...dodododododododododododoooo
ReplyDeleteYou honestly can't be this daft.
ReplyDeleteYou were going to screw them,foc and now they are asking you to do it and get $40k and you are asking for advise.
Please get the hell off this blog!
God bless you. You said it all...... dumb fellow
DeleteWrongest place to seek advice.
ReplyDeleteOga speak to ur own trusted lawyer nd even a family member b4 u sign anytin,please
ReplyDeleteA real valley of decision u're, but will advice u follow that silent voice called conscience in you, don't silence it.
ReplyDeleteMan I thought of advising you but I see that to you sin and fornication is not the issue with you, so not much to say.
ReplyDeleteU re stupid 2 even say u re confused
ReplyDeleteU want 2 giv ur child 2 satan?
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Idiioooot.can you imagine the rubbish this one posted? Advice ko,advice ni.
ReplyDeleteOnly to donate sperm for $30,0000.00. No think am ooo. If i be u i go grab the opportunity joor. The sperm wey you don waste for masturbation nko? No dull ya sef ooo. Shine ur eyes bro.
ReplyDeleteHmmm! Yeah keeps getting worse each day with humans.
ReplyDeleteKindly click
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Wetin dey sweet u, no go kill u... dee
ReplyDeleteNa wa o
ReplyDeletemy brother that is blessing in disguise o....just to give her belle make she born,u get a whopping $40k tax free...pls DONT DULL
ReplyDeleteBro do it... 30 grand that's a whole lot of money.. Ohh but damn nah ur unbornchild u go just missed
ReplyDeleteWho let dis mad man outta d cage? Wey my chain de?
ReplyDeleteAga agwo nu gi ara now!
ReplyDeleteDidirin. See jamb question.
ReplyDelete*** mynameisSkelewu
Lol, Bad Guy, All those ones wan use your sperm do juju o
ReplyDeleteBig no; what kind of father would you be allowing ur child 2 grow in such an environment
ReplyDeleteplease; money is not everything
Ur sanity & morality is still in check, that`s why u asking d question
please, think about tomorrow
I could help you out, I stay in greenbelt Maryland, shoot a text zozzy4rill@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteNice, and cool super story write up. I wil advice dat ur morality, and spiritual path wit God should b ur guidance.
ReplyDeleteDis is uncceptable to God, and dis path is far below God expectations in our lives. So desist frm it if u r a child of God.
Pls I beg u I God's name don't do it.Thay money will finish some day and u will never have peace having it in mind ur seed is somwere,tomorow u may need it nd it won't come,some things are precious not all things should be bought with money.
ReplyDeleteGuy u better do am..... 40 bay dollars 😋😋
ReplyDeleteDude..
ReplyDeleteYou just sold your KID (s).. For a fuck and a few bucks..
How could you???😈😈😈😈😈😈!!!❕❕❗❗❗
Meaning u want born and throw away just bcos of money to two fools u know nothing about,dam uuuuuuuuuuuuuu
ReplyDeleteNo No No for me, a very big and huge No. Not GODLY.
ReplyDeleteMake money for hvin sex.... Is the other partner allowed to watch....
ReplyDeleteU are a confam ode..mumu
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
ReplyDelete.
Do it abeg... What is there to loose.....??
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BUT U JUST TOLD THE WORLD RIGHT NOW
ReplyDeleteDoesnt cost that much to be a donor.
ReplyDeleteOle!
ReplyDeleteAnd u re telling us?????? Ode!!!!....
ReplyDeleteBros! Abeg contact me first cos I will personally advice u.... lemme be u o jare... u sure say u be naija.... Linda thanks for this notice board.
ReplyDeleteOne Chance
ReplyDeleteIf you do not support the course of lesbianism, then you should not give them. And I want you to know that it's an act of "betrayed" to your humanity by indirectly giving your child (by Sperm) out and God may punish you by making you sterile just for that . Best of lucks bro
ReplyDeleteI choputas not biko! Linda take note!
Deletelol, you cant tell anyone including your family but you have just told the world through LI. you might as well sell your soul to the devil for more money. smh.
ReplyDeleteNexttttt
This story is I lie.. abegi!! No lesbian will agree to pay u and still agree to hv sex with u for ur sperm. Are u albert Einstein?? And I know its a lie bcos u wont even come here to ask after they said signed a non disclosure. I live in the US and I know how d law works. Liar!!
DeleteJust imagine, u can't tell anyone and u are telling us? Devil is at work....
ReplyDeletePlease don't sleep with any of them. Donor to a real couple in need is okay but certainly not to lesbians. There is God oo
ReplyDeleteWhat other advice do you need,when you have already accepted the offer.
ReplyDeleteIf your conscience can let you,why not.
Hahaha I don't see anything wrong mate! It's as good as using condom but in this case u'll be paid, that's having fun n getting paid man!
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeleteat least u go nawo
On their own side, why are dey looking for donor, when they always say we criticize dem, sodomites should impregnate dem selves if they are so natural.....
ReplyDelete*sigh*
ReplyDeleteYou already know what you want to do, u're just asking so we could validate what you obviously want. There's no moral justification for that.. but if you ask me what i'll do, omo-boy, I go knack am belle oo and collect the money. God help you she looses the pregnancy, u. Knack am again collect another money. Shikena.. but on the long run, u don't av any right over the child.
ReplyDeleteGo for it.
ReplyDeleteMy brother, if your write up is not another blue ocean story which floods the Internet these day, I will like to refer your statement " I don't know what to do and I can't tell anyone including my family". This tells me that you were raised from a family with strong values and ethics. Money is not everything.
ReplyDeleteWhat you are about to do, is not morally right and rubbishes the values you have embedded in you. Spiritually speaking, it is an ABOMINATION in the eyes of your creator.
Give your life to Christ and run for your dear life and future. Remember not all that glitters is gold!
Don't do it... Ur conscience will judge u if u try it
ReplyDeleteNo lesbian has a right to have or own a child. Since lesbianism is a good thing why are they looking for a sperm donor? People can just wake up and insult their creator and call it freedom/right, them some of you will say we are judging. Rubbish!!!
ReplyDeleteDude either ways one way or the other you are going to have sex for free somewhere with someone. Sign the damn agreement, collect your cash, do what you are paid for and move on. If you want a kid go make a kid with your wife...
ReplyDeleteThis is confusing and tempting but my naija hustling brain opinion is
ReplyDeleteDonate the sperm and collect the money.
Sperm no dey finish, you will give birth to children anytime you want and to how many you want.
Adaobi, you disappoint me with your comment. I am no longer on love with you.
DeleteDid I beg you to be on love with me?
DeleteI meant to say l am no longer in love with you.
DeleteWhatever!
DeleteLol...Lwkmd... u guys need to see me rotfl... evryone wit dia opinion@Anonymous... only prob I av is a lesbian avin a kid, den wat happens if it's a boy? Sell him *confused* or if it's a gal teach her to continue dia lifestyle..sucks sha...
DeleteStill laffin "did I beg u to be ON love wit me"
Funi libers
My Broda, don't sell your conscience because of money and also don't promote evil. They have chosen their path allow them to rot in hell. That's my candid advice. #Mamie.
ReplyDeleteHow re U so sure dem girls aint Libers too.....lolzzzzz
ReplyDeleteFunny story
Its ur life jare...Live it asit pleases you
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Wow u re such Mr spermbank, keep donating is a good business to a lazy as nigger.#THAT AKWA IBOM BOY
ReplyDeleteDon't do it fella! You will live to regret it. 40grand ain't nothing compared to a child. RUN.
ReplyDeleteIbk
Guy you be mumu, f**k the chick, collect your money and get out of their lives. ..
ReplyDeleteIt's wrong man, how can you sell your seed? Ur child might end up being gay,wld you be proud about that? 4get the cash man...don't sell ur child
ReplyDeleteDude for real? If I understand you clearly, we are talking of a whooping $40,000. And you're asking for advice? Are you crazy. Its a frigging contract. You sign keep to your own side of the bargain and take your money.....get outta here man
ReplyDeleteD question is are u ready to give ur rights as a father for $40 grand? If Yes go on, if no, dnt try it o!
ReplyDeleteOniranu. they said donate you said you want to have actual sex. What more advice do you need?
ReplyDeleteok collect the money and give it to them.. its nothing near d gallons of pap u pour away in condoms
ReplyDeleteLike seriously!?. Wen u are already in it, u koming 2 ask questions u already know the answer to!? U just want us 2 know sha.....
ReplyDeleteLol....funny guy....wetin be $30 abeg. Guy if u need money go and start a blog afterall thats what linda dose abd she makes up to $30000 every month.
ReplyDeleteThey...most def wud b gettin'it frm some other bloke who's game, aint notin'to think abt dawg! U beta get right bak at 'em, tell 'em u down wit d whole process. Jst my opinion D.
ReplyDeletedo it nigga...
ReplyDeleteYou dont need advice...as you've pretty much decided
ReplyDeleteNo you don't need advice at all. It is a beautiful deal. Free puccy and 40 grand to wash it down! At time like this I need to grab some people by the neck and beat seven shades of shit out of them! O boy you are an embarrassment to manhood.
ReplyDeleteTHE MONEY IS TEMPTING BUT REMEMBER YOU ARE AFRICAN AND ALL THESE HAVE REPERCUSSION.. IF U CANNOT CLAIM THE CHILD, JUST FORGET
ReplyDeleteSo now wetin you want make we do for you?help you hold torch light while you donate or wetin?
ReplyDeleteI don't believe this story.. I live in d US too. $40k for ur sperm? When there are sperm banks? What is special about u? Do u have an IQ of 200? Lesbians usually look for something special in their donor, like special skills or physical attribute. And being d Nigerian guy that u are, u haven't jumped at but asking lib? Plus lesbians will NEVER let u sleep with them to get them pregnant when they're even paying u. Pls move along with ur fictional tale.
ReplyDeleteI wonder ooo. What kinda dunb story is this? $40k from couple of lesbians that rent cars? Or u mean $4k?
DeleteHe meant 40k naira in his dreamz
DeleteEnh so wetin make we do?help you hold torch light?when u do already give condition.abeg go do yoir thing and free people
ReplyDeleteThis is not related to the story above. Linda, can you please put a post about the ongoing FIFA Womens World Cup going on right now in Canada. The Nigeria team is playing Sweden as we speak. Go Falcons!!! They are looking like a solid team so I am hopeful.....
ReplyDeleteYou know that your bodies are parts of the body of christ. Shall you take a part of christ's body and make it part of the body of a prostitute(lesbian)? God forbid!
ReplyDelete. What? don't you know that he that is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, said He, shall be one flesh.
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But he that is joined unto the lord is one spirit
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Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committed formication sinneth against his own body.
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DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOUR BODY IS THE TEMPLE OF THE HOLY SPIRIT WHICH IS IN YOU, WHICH YOU HAVE OF GOD, AND YOU ARE NOT YOUR OWN.?
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FOR YOU ARE BOUGHT WITH A PRICE: THEREFORE GLORIFY GOD IN YOUR BODY AND IN YOUR SPIRIT, WHICH ARE GOD'S
1corinthians 6vs15-20
fuck the two
ReplyDeleteHMMM...if you feel comfortable with having unprotected sex with a lesbian girl who might give you a disease, and providing them with equipment (sperm) to fuel their stupid delusion of being a proper family, as well as bringing in and abandoning your own child to crazy people just to make quick money, then I think you should go for it. But might I warn you that this will not go unpunished on judgement day. I'm not judging you, I sin to, but common this is too much.
ReplyDeletehehehehe......mi Jst dey here to read comments shaaaa.....I dy feel una jare.
ReplyDeleteSo u can be bought with just 40k? Smh. Pls don't do it. The love of money is the root to all evil! In 20 yrs from now wud u be happy with ur choice if u do this?
ReplyDeleteNo comment shaa##
ReplyDeleteDon't be greedy, use your head not your heart. Donate the sperm, collect the 40k and walk away. Please don't sleep with either of them. You might get into real big trouble. What if she has an infectous disease. You would have a few minutes of enjoyment, then what next? "omo ya ara e ni brain jo" (oh boy borrow yourself some brains)
ReplyDeleteThe 40k might not even be able to cover the treatment for the disease. so please be magnanimous. donate and move on.
Hmm on second thoughtd, think about it; why do they want your sperm, when they could just go to the sperm bank to get for a fraction of that.
If it seems too good to be true then its too good to be true
Do it!!!! the one wey u dey waste nko?
ReplyDeleteWoow this is tough.. if ure a tough guy.. go for it. Advice u get married n start having kids as soon as u get with dat so it can take ur mind off them and ur "kid". Think about it. Its not such a bad idea and pls tell some1 atleast. For future purpose.
ReplyDeleteBetter be careful. Make sure you read all the paper works. I know a case of two lesbian bitches who had a donor and some years later they are charging the guy to court for child support.
ReplyDeletePlease dont do it bro..........Listen to that tiny voice called conscience
ReplyDeleteI am just laughing here, meet God for advice na
ReplyDelete40k from lesbian's dat rent cars? How much is a car and how much is sperm in a sperm bank? Are u Aristotle or Albert Einstein? Abeg, try better lies next time bcos dis one failed woefully!!!
ReplyDeleteMy brother resist the devil & he will flee away from you.Closeness with the world is enmity with God.Therefore reject their offers that will bring the wrath of God upon you just as it is with them.If you fear God & love your life please read 1 Corinthians 6 :9-20
ReplyDeleteMy brother resist the devil & he will flee away from you.Closeness with the world is enmity with God.Therefore reject their offers that will bring the wrath of God upon you just as it is with them.If you fear God & love your life please read 1 Corinthians 6 :9-20
ReplyDeleteSome people do that for less money, look at this as having sex and getting paid for it. The plus side is that you would have to do it more than once.
ReplyDeleteIdiot! U don't want ur family or ppl to know right? Why dem use dis blog to seek our opinion? Now we know even tho we don't know u.
ReplyDeleteAbeg. Just shot up an enjoy ur money n free tryst in d hay. #OmoBoy
collect the dollars and sell your soul to the devil for life. those ladies are agents of the devil sent to lead you to HELL FIRE. believe you me, once you sign the deal and collect the dollars you are one foot away from your grave. you will die soon.make your choice.
ReplyDeleteThis dude must be working at Carmax off Cherry Hill Road in Silverspring MD. That is where all teh Nigerian car dealers. I go come there come flog you. This na question for fully raised man whey im mama feed garri? mtcheew
ReplyDeleteAs someone working in the legal profession and who lived in Maryland as of a few weeks/months ago, the agreement you've been presented with is going to be very one-sided.
ReplyDeleteWhat happens if the relationship of these two women breaks up down the line? What will happen to the child? Who takes care of the child in the event of sickness and/or death of one (or both) of the primary parents? Who steps in for the child then?
What about child support and your own financial responsibilities to the child?
Buried somewhere deep in the document they want you to sign are things that will NOT favor you.
If these women are willing to throw money at you for use of your DNA, tell them you cannot do this without your own legal representation.
It is pure stupidity not to hire your own attorney. And I mean FIND YOUR OWN ni ooooooo. Don't go with someone they throw at you.
Good luck.
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Hmmmmmmn! Best advice so far. You are a genius bro. Me likey!
DeleteGuy na story u dey talk,God done knw waiting go happen for every man,if the guy knw collect the money,him done dey craze
DeleteThe story sounds fishy and unbelievable, reason being that, these two ladies are approaching this guy that they barely know except at his place of work (he is not even their acquaintance) and want him to father a child with them? Why believe this kind of story? I wont even support it to begin with. Or are you to tell me that you are the only male 'friend' that they have?
ReplyDeleteAs someone working in the legal profession and who lived in Maryland as of a few weeks/months ago, the agreement you've been presented with is going to be very one-sided.
ReplyDeleteWhat happens if the relationship of these two women breaks up down the line? What will happen to the child? Who takes care of the child in the event of sickness and/or death of one (or both) of the primary parents? Who steps in for the child then?
What about child support and your own financial responsibilities to the child?
Buried somewhere deep in the document they want you to sign are things that will NOT favor you.
If these women are willing to throw money at you for use of your DNA, tell them you cannot do this without your own legal representation.
It is pure stupidity not to hire your own attorney. And I mean FIND YOUR OWN ni ooooooo. Don't go with someone they throw at you.
Good luck.
***Lush
What! U are a motula! I think u shud go to rehab, u wanna gv out ur 1st commitment to a agent of devil shame on u man. Well I don't really buy this story of a tin coz how will dey be renting cars and still afford to pay him $40g.
ReplyDeleteWell I don't really buy this story of a tin coz how will dey be renting cars and still afford to pay him $40g.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a fiction to me.
ReplyDeleteYou should get a lawyer to look at the contract and advice you before you sign. Secondly, let the girl u're gonna have sex with do a thorough test to certify her STD free.. Then fire away. Lastly holla at me, I could also advice how u spend the money
ReplyDeleteI can help you out I stay in greenbelt Maryland, we should contact
ReplyDeleteWell now you know. If you want to help them have a child. It's upto you. Did they not know that woman to woman can not result in a child. You support and want your offspring to be a lesbian. Money is not an issue here. Sex is also not an issue. Morality, God's law it is. Don't do it. If they so want a child. Let them get an opposite partner
ReplyDeleteZuzuwe. ... idiat
ReplyDeleteWhich one be this, brother your life is at stake, be properly guided or else your body will be used to make more money.
ReplyDeleteWhich one be this, brother your life is at stake, be properly guided or else your body will be used to make more money.
ReplyDeleteLindus, i knw how dis kain story dey end. d one wen he wan sleep with one so, she go fall in love leave her lesbian partner and wahala go start be dat. oya mt lover-sperm-donor, use ur brain...
ReplyDeletehow dem go dey rent car wen dem get 40g to pay person for sperm. abegiiii... nollywood next story line!!!
Some Years back, nobody could talk about this kind of stuff. But now everyone talks about it. Jesus please come. Linda Ikeji You seriously need to repent and get a husband. I know your popular on earth for posting such but consider repentance lest you end up being popular in hell.
ReplyDeleteIf u know collect that money,na ogun go kill u,na u like suffer pass abii,how much dem dey pay u for your car renting job - idiot,
ReplyDeleteLike Seriously dude??...you're not supposed to tell anyone including your family and YOU JUST CAME ON THE FUCKING INTERNET with this story and details that can be relatable to you guys?????...you really are daft bro.
ReplyDeleteNigga..even d bible says u shld go into d world n multiply, neva said with who tho. D cash is jst jara #flex
ReplyDeletewhat if you are only meant to have one child in life, are you ready to let the child be raised by a bunch of les.... huh....the child may even grow up to be one. thread carefully...
ReplyDeletechai whether u will be able to see the child or not abeg it's not too late...cut off that deal straight away!! why hav we humans made money master over us that at the mention of big amounts, we forget about fearing God....God is very merciful..please dont do it...i know only a few people will tell u the truth...the people that chose to be lesbians know the repercussions...dere is no natural way for them to be fruitful and multiply so please if you love your God, you will keep His commandments and flee all appearances of evil....
ReplyDeleteyour child would be raised in such a misguided environment and would possible be nurtured with ethics and moral behaviour you wouldn't normally have subjected such a child to if you raised her in your home with your own virtues. also, the fact that you are confused may be the holy spirit convicting you already. if its the money, you can always make it.
ReplyDeleteStupid Nigerian men, you don't have the guts to go on with a common contract you have already agreed to but you know how to hit women and talk about shit when it comes to tradition.
ReplyDeleteWho are you asking that stupid question, you better finish what you've stated and if you dear go close to that baby as much as 500m... I pray those girls kill you in your sleep.
If you want to have a child of your own then go get married .... can you imagine, you even ask to have sex with one of them and come here talking trash and seeking advice.
I pray those girls get to know about you saying a word of it here in Linda Ikeji Blog .... Your death is close.
Where your sense dey? your leg? or your brain ? from the look of things your leg dey your Leg and guess what; you dey step on your leg when ever you walk, this reduces your sense from full capacity to low voltage like candle. grow up pong.... that is my advice.
ReplyDeleteu would need to ask yourself some qstns. will u be able to forget the child for life?no matter what u will always know a part of you is somewhere. now traditionally if u try it, i pity you. now to the best part. how will u feel heling lesbians pro create? you think u would make God happy. my dear think of the future o.......dnt sell out your 'tomorrow" for money... trust me you will live the rest of your life regretting u did it .
ReplyDeletesee dis man, do it joor
ReplyDelete1: the money involved is very tempting to u.
ReplyDelete2: you asked if u can have contact with one of them, which they agree.
So why are u asking us for opinion?