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Pic: Masturbating men ‘will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife’- Muslim televangelist

A Muslim televangelist, Mücahid Cihad Han has set Turkish social media aflame by claiming that a man would meet his masturbating hand 'pregnant in the afterlife' and is 'asking for its rights. Lol
Self-styled televangelist Mücahid Cihad Han dived into some delicate matters on May 24 when he answered his viewers’ questions on private television station 2000 TV, Turkish media has reported. Han initially looked puzzled when a viewer said he 'kept masturbating, although he was married, and even during the Umrah,” a pilgrimage to Mecca performed by Muslims which can be undertaken at any time of the year, in contrast to the Hajj.

After repeating the question a few times, Han claimed that Islam strictly prohibits masturbation as a “haram” (forbidden) act. “Moreover, one hadith states that those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights,” he said, referring to what he claimed to be a saying of Prophet Muhammad.

“If our viewer was single, I could recommend he marry, but what can I say now?” the televangelist added, advising the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations.”

Is masturbation forbidden in Islam?

“Istimna,” the Arabic term for masturbation that Han also referred to, is a controversial issue in Islam, as there have been varying opinions on its permissibility throughout history. The Quran has no clear reference to masturbation and the authenticity of many hadiths is questionable.

Despite Han’s assertive religious stance, only a limited number of Islamic interpretations categorize masturbation as “haram,” while most of others call it a “makruh” (disliked) act. Many of the mainstream Islamic interpretations even allow it in certain conditions, like if the act could be used to avoid the temptation of an extramarital affair.

Han, who has more than 12,000 followers on Twitter, was mocked on Turkish social media on May 25, after newspapers published his latest television “fatwa.”

“Are there any hand-gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?” one Twitter user asked, while mentioning Han’s Twitter user name.

“So you think that being pregnant is a God-given punishment?” another user asked.

Source: Hurriyetdailynews

98 comments:

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    1. Kikikiki bishop Danny are here?? If u are here lemme hear u say, uhuh uhuh!

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    2. Kikikiki bishop Danny are here?? If u are here lemme hear u say, uhuh uhuh!

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    3. Joker, and a real joker@dat. Dis is d most hilarious word I hav ever heard. Mayb he is just saying dis to discourage those in dis act.

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    4. This man knows nothing.

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    5. He included, I don laff tire!

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    6. I no fit laugh abeg. He should say something else jare! Linda take note!

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    7. Then my hands will have at least 10000000 babies

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    8. I believe he speak in parable to them

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    1. The way those Christian followers were eating grass in one church is the same way some dumb people will believe this crap.this common sense isn't common at all.

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  3. What does this attention seeker know? Lindaobsv

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    1. Attention seeker?? He only preach what he reads $ understand from the Quran, pastor christ made mention of marsturbation is not a sin,so can u explain that too??

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    2. Attention seeker?? He only preach what he reads $ understand from the Quran, pastor christ made mention of marsturbation is not a sin,so can u explain that too??

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  4. d cleric`s view is quite confusing
    how can a human-being hands become pregnant or is that a parable?

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    1. There are so many things in the after life that are beyond human comprehension

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  5. Aaaah BONARIO and ONYX, Take Note..
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    .NOTE: Raise Your Words, Not Your Voice. It Is Rain That Grows Flowers, Not Thunder..

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  6. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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    Very funny.... Dude for just by-pass this question but he choose to embarrass himself.....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  7. Please am not a Muslim, so they know better #onelovefromsnow#

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    1. Snow wow inbox me ur number ..pls don't be offended oOo ..I just wanna be ur frnd here's my e mail stephenakpolo@gmailam.com

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  8. Lol
    What womb will the child stay in the hand?

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  9. Yeah Really Pregnant with 5,000,000 BABES. Very funny.

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  10. Hahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahah...... sorry but I just had to laugh at the headline I know linda can exaggerate seriously aint interested in the body of the post

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  11. Lmao....he's not serious though.

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  12. Looolz he's not sane at all.
    That means some of us will have a country to our name in the after life.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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    1. As usual! Dumb response!

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    2. I bn strolling paciently to see Bonario's response...lol. only to find another dumb hater hating.

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  13. this sounds retarded...this is the type that misinterprets the koran and a lot of gullible muslims who lack proper education will go and blow themselves up because they refuse to read the koran for themselves

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    1. @Anon 9:13 just like u are going to blow ur head off wit ignorance abi??

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    2. @Anon 9:13 just like u are going to blow ur head off wit ignorance abi??

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  14. Islam is a SATANIC religion!

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    1. Kai ubanka.."! Uwaka

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    2. Stupid soul....may God forgive ur stinking mouth

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    3. You are a fool 4 saying dat u re satanic 4 thinkin dat way

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    4. Another idiot blabbing.... Be careful of ur utrances fool.

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  15. Okokobioko! Lol

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  16. Lol, all ye wankers......nw start using condom so u won't get pregnant in ur hand...lol

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  17. Chai! All this Moslem people with dem fables na wah,,Na dem spoil pass.

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  18. He might not know anything but what is masturbation to U

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  19. Lol watin person no go hear!

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  20. Hummmmmm no comment!



    #TeamBlessed#

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  21. Orisirisi... dee

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  22. liar, everything about that religion is fake

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    1. Your life itself is fake so am not suprised u re insulting my religion

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    2. Your life itself is fake so am not suprised u re insulting my religion

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    3. One day you'll understand n wish u knew better now but it'll be too late.

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  23. SMH for some people sha!!!

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  24. Abeg make una use condom dy masturbate oooo

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  25. hypocrite! Dont be surprise to know that this man might just be into porn.

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  26. Devil's religion.

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    1. Oloriburuku as u are a devil urself..... ur kind of person makes one go extreme in reaction with your choice of words and u will be d first person to castigate if a Muslim react...... ao can u open ur mouth and call another person's religion devil..... has jesus spoken to u in ur dream that xtianity is d only religion accepted by God??? Y open ur mouth and say rubbish..... may God reward u of what u just said..

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    2. Foolish devlish MOFO. Wonder why Miss Ikeji approves such stupid comments.......

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    3. @anon 11:41 AM. John 14:6-'Jesus said to him, l am the way, and the truth,and the life: No one comes to the Father, except through me'.

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  27. loool @"hand pregnant in after life"

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  28. And they just keep misfiring. Rotten heads inspired by Satan the Devil.

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  29. Becareful of what u say about ppls religion, y insult Islam,am sure even ur bible doesn't teach u dah, later when ur life is miserable u'll start accusing ur stepmother, watch ur tougue

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  30. Bloody fanatics.

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  31. My problem with u christians is Dat most of u r shallow minded. He is preaching to d Muslims so Wats ur own? Pls he ain't talking to u bunch of rascals, unbelievers, miscreants! Christianity my foot! Idiots

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    1. What difference is your comment to that of the so called Christians who spoke profanity? I so much believe this whole religion squabble thing has more to do with one's personality and exposure. I feel a world with no religion would be a better world.

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    2. But my dear sister, Have u seen any Fatwa or ruling issued by a qualified Mufti with a license that says your hand will get pregnant in the afterlife? Allah forgive me but half of the people mocking him are muslims.

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  32. too deep and funny to be funny

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  33. plz u can give criticism for his comment and stop stop ur destructive statement about the religion...

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  34. All you idiots dat are not well brought up dat insults islam God will punish you all, u all shall see d outcome of ur punishment soon

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  35. This man is a fool. I AM PROUD TO BE A WANKER. Good for mind body and soul

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  36. Really even the bible dint condem masturbation or even mentioned it.

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  37. moongod worshippers!

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  38. The sheik is entitle to is opinion with evidence he used to back it up with the Hadith of the Prophet of Allah (SAW)he QUOTED above,so u don't have to condemn him,If you are culprit Go an Married,and seek Opinion of other Scholars on the Matter .lindaobserve #devil`s religion# #Satanic Religion# @Abokidawarriboy,what attention is he seeking,he has about 12,000 followers,please help me count 1-1000 and let see if u will not go water break.

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  39. That guy is a wanker himself.........

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  40. Your personality and not your religion defines you. You're a Christain/Muslim mainly by fate. So I'd advice you keep religion aside and speak for yourself and not for your religion (Referring to those blaspheming)

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  41. so what happens to women who masturbate???? we have a wholeeeee bunch of them to preacher....enlighten me

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  42. Islam Is a Religion for fools. I'm waiting for the wrath of Allah.

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  43. You dare not say what you don't know. The man has said nothing but the truth believe it or not, that is your problem. It is very annoying seeing human being questioning how it is possible for Allah to make hand carrying pregnant in hereafter!!! Who among you knew how you were created? Verily you will know though might be late for you to understand.

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    1. Sorry Excuse me. There is absolutely no proof of what he is saying anywhere. Masturbation is haram but there is nothing about pregnant hands

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  44. 12:24 Anonymous: The only punishment of Allah is those inflicted by Boko Haram and Other Islamic Fanatics.

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  45. @priestly judge...... seriously... are you waiting for wrath of Allah (swt)....? HE is the all merciful.... and I pity you coz u and your general household including your generation can't face.... it base on what you don't know and will never know......

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  46. @priestly judge...... seriously... are you waiting for wrath of Allah (swt)....? HE is the all merciful.... and I pity you coz u and your general household including your generation can't face.... it base on what you don't know and will never know......

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  47. @salisu wajeed Your allah can't do shit. That is why Boko Haram, ISIS, Alshabaab and others fight for him. He's toothless and powerless.

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  48. @salisu wajeed You are a victim of a fake religion, you better wake up and wisen up. Thank God I was not born in the North, I would have been thinking like you now. Tufiakwa!!

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