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Friday, 1 May 2015

Nigeria ranked most sexually satisfied country in the world

Nigeria has been ranked the most sexually satisfied country in the world. According to a survey carried out by condom manufacturers, Durex across 26 countries, Nigeria was named the most sexually satisfied country in the world. The survey states that Nigerians spend at least 24 minutes during intercourse. Countries are ranked based on mutual love and respect between partners, freedom from sexual dysfunction, frequency of sex and foreplay and an exciting sex life.

Below is a full list of the countries
1. Nigeria
2. Switzerland
3. Spain
4. Italy
5. Brazil
 
6. Greece
7. The Netherlands
8. Mexico
9. India
10. Australia
11. Germany
12. China

163 comments:

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    1. Hah! Types of studies and their results!

      Please visit: www.preciouscore.com

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    2. Arrha! I hope this will not make all these white chicks start to invade our country and rush Nigerian men!!!

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    3. So through..african women not just African buh European women love Nigerian Men cos we good @ it

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    4. ...they mean nigerian men. There is 7 mistress to one man.

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    5. Marketing strategy

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  2. China with their small Penis. Lindaobserve

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    1. Lmao
      But India shouldn't be dere
      Cos there own sex na rape

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    2. Has one been into you before?
      Senseless talk.

      Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew

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    3. Have they raped u before

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  3. mtchewwww...very odd and out of place story

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    1. .....and to see we're d only African country on ds list....hmm

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  4. How did they think we achieved the most populous in Africa?

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  5. Grls go begin insult their husband for doing 2minutes.kaiii Linda u don cos wahala

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  6. So what do we do with this survey now Ehn madam Linda?

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  7. Oho! Later they'll say Nigerian men are not trying, they are not romantic.
    May God continue to reward our efforts that go unappreciated.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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    1. Eyehhhh Pikin!No worry ehn. Una try

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    2. Sex and romance are two different things.

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  8. No be small tin. Naija I raise yash for una

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    1. Thank you my sister no be us nah almighty..#ihailmyself#

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  9. Wat r we sop 2 do wt ds information???!!!

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  10. At least 24minutes..........are u serious, does it mean am not normal or wot......my ""at least "" is 4 or 5 minutes.....somebody plw tell me its normal

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    1. At your age it is not normal when I was your age I can last 1 hour but now I am married with children is 10 minutes except I used drug then it can go on and on till when ever

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  11. At least 24minutes..........are u serious, does it mean am not normal or wot......my ""at least "" is 4 or 5 minutes.....somebody plw tell me its normal

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    1. Choi..were is ma bulala lemme flog dis lil boy,wat do u kw abt sex?? Go read ur book jor.children of nowdays! Dis world don spoil finish.

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  12. No be small tin. Naija I raise yash for una

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  13. As if dis wil increase our bank accounts or change d country frm its present state. All d same no thanks for dis ranking bcos it doesn't put food on our tables. Hiss!

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    1. Who told you! Do you know how many satisfied sugar mummies and daddies are paying for goods and services rendered? Abeg e dey put food for table jare no talk that kind thing.

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  14. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Naija and bad thing na five and six i swear... Thank God am a christians.....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  15. Chai!!! When will our economy be number 1

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  16. See wetin dem dey see us for.

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  17. Na for here Naija dey carry first... Nigeria... I hail thee.. double tualee to my Igbo brodaz with large gbola..

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  18. Oops. Naa bad thing, we there rank high.

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  20. Ummmmm...o well,my sexual life isn't bad at all..hehe *wink*

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    1. With this your kpanla body so?
      No go break on top person body o

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    2. Lmao......u mean ass screwing ........better stop molesting those kids in ur hood

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    3. Lol,som pple get bad mouth aha abeg I no fit laugh o

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  21. NOT BAD FOR OUR COUNTRY.....
    SO MANI MEN NOW KNW D ACT OF LUVMAKING....FOREPLAY AN ESSENTIAL INGREDIENT...
    DAT WARRI DUDE DR UFUOMA

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    1. As in...my baes foreplay game on fleek, dont know where he learnt to use his tongue down below, he's so goooooood! nd dt alone is some 20minutes shit .He be giving me some sinful pleasure before using his doodle on it, missing him right now, but he's busy #sad face

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  23. I know Mexico will be down down, cos they can marry and re-marry

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  24. At least we are first in something globally

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  25. Replies
    1. It's true, maybe the ones screwing you intend doing it right

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    2. Change ur man

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  26. See where we they carry first, well better than nothing.

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  27. Of course! Why won't we be the first, we give it out freely and it is all over the place.

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  28. Of course! Why won't we be the first, we give it out freely and it is all over the place.

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  29. I agree... buh 24 minutes??? I say NO to dat!... More! More!! More!!!
    * * * Linda's 1st Daughter * * *

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    1. Juliet Ppl like u only touching u is enough 4 u to reach orgasm

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  30. Lol. Who comes up wit all dese rankings sef?

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  31. Like seriously??? Its a good thing nah! Linda take note!

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  32. Hia ooo chim. N'ebe kwa? Is a lie Biko..

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  33. This is the type where we go FIRST. Stupid country SEX AND DRUGS 4 Nigerians among 9 chaii why not rate us with ELECTRICITY AND GOOD ROADS. King-Wizzy

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    1. Shut up my friend, is sex illegal.........baboon

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  34. Always at the front of badoo side. It is well shall

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  35. In a nutshell! Sex satisfaction should be among couples not baby mamas and papas.. don't have Sex if you not married Ok? This is for the first person that wishes to reply this comment of mine. Rom 12:1-2

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    1. We don hear u Bishop


      Adunni says so

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    2. My friend wot are u saying, do u no how it feels sucking a big nipples, talkless of inserting ur electrode into the earth..........Dammy that shit is mind blowing, u shld try it dude........remain bless...........psalm 5:3-7

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  36. Naija no dey carry last! Why can't we be 1st when sex is our only Consolation in a country dat is swimming in terrorism and abject poverty?

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  37. I throw way salute for my dear country Nigeria

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  38. Lol...I think they are correct cos Nigerians love sex to the core.

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  39. Sexually satisfied in 24minutes?

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  40. Una see una life? Sex ! Sex!! That's the only thing una fit win!,

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  41. Hehehe nija no dey carry last patapata na draw

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  42. Bruuhh wow oh my naija ppl na only dis type we dey carry 1st lmfao

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  43. I'm certain that Akwa Ibom people contributed, in no small measure, to their findings.. Onye Chelsea says so

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  44. We are never ranked in good inventions only ranked in useless stuff.

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  45. Otu ocha! I believe this survey cos an average Nigerian is a sex machine including Lindodo. Gbam! We love sex. True talk.

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  46. Ah! I know we can't take anything less than first on this issue.

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  47. Lmao... Ds linda ehn u r nt a serz sombori..lolzzz.. All ds ur abstract news ehn
    ..loolzzz..

    Hot Chocolate

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  48. Na for this kind thing we dey carry first chai 9ja my country mmmm

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  49. How dem dey take do all dis yéyé rankings sef?

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  50. We don carry 1st for something .. dats gud

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  51. Lol... Nawa oo, I support shaa.

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  52. Hmmm! Dnt knw if this is true! The rate @ which men in naija consume beer, hw can dey last 20minutes?

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  53. Ahh! I believe dis one die.

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  54. Lol, Nigeria no day carry last

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  55. Sexually satisfying indeed!!!

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  56. Nothing person no go hear oo...

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  57. See the kind mumu award they are giving to Nigeria

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  58. Linda are you sexually satisfied? If not I've got something for you. You seem like you will be a freak in bed.👍

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  59. We top 4 all d wrong reasons.

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  60. Oboi ehhhhhh.naija I hail ohhhhhh.ha ha ha

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  61. If I hear say we slack 4 dis kind matter... Proudly Naija

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  62. Ewwwwww
    Na this kind thing my country dey come 1st
    Now where's d trophy?

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  63. Ha ha ha, oh my God. Unbelievable

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  64. Any trophy for us, rubbise!!

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  65. Lol. .reason why foreign girls wanna die for our guys.They've got what it takes to make a lady waoo

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  66. Lol. .reason why foreign girls wanna die for our guys.They've got what it takes to make a lady waoo

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  67. Where is Amelica?

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  68. Wow....congratulation nigeria

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  69. Before nko.... 24 munutes i just won start... 2hours i just dey begin my show... who talk say sex dey kill??? OMO LINDA FILEEEE !!!!

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  70. Burst out laughing when I saw China on that list. Really like really???

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  71. 9ja dey always represent.

    Linda cogitate

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  72. 9JA UNA TRY WELL WELL
    #LIB OBI

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  73. Correct! That's the only thing we know how best to do. But we are top on corruption list.

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  74. Na only for stupid things Nigeria dey lead..

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  75. things lyk dis na we go carry 1st

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  76. And the exact purpose of the survey is?

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  77. What's with ranking these days.... well as regards this its highly true.... I know cos a foreigner testified to it nd couldn't keep her mouth shut talking bout the experience throughout the day. Naija shaaaaaa, na place like this we dey rank first hmmmmmmn

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  78. Ah
    Lol
    Underestimated us with 24mins instead of an hour plus.

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  79. Countries like usa eat too much junk I think that's why they ain't on the list

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  80. Naija no dey carry last.

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  81. Na this kind thing Naija sabi carry first... Meanwhile we're all living in penury. Can't we rank postively in things that matters?!.. For example, Nigeria rank 1st in the economy of the world... Nonsense!!!

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  82. Na this kind thing Naija sabi carry first... Meanwhile we're all living in penury. Can't we rank postively in things that matters?!.. For example, Nigeria rank 1st in the economy of the world... Nonsense!!!

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  83. Basically naija. Everything is happening so fast.

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  84. clapping for our ladies......and what do you expect from a country with highest no of unemployed males and females? what do want them to be doing? abeg Linda answer them

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  85. Na dis kind trophy naija sabi collect.

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  86. VERULE Says-gud to kn.Nigeria men sha.

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  87. Yes o. Thanks to all the bitters, Jedi-Jedi, Okpeyin etc...lol!

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  88. Orijin and Alomo bitters handwork

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  89. What about the US men? Lol

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  90. Wow. Congrats to strong able bodied nigerians

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  91. Linda, are you sure? Check within yourself, are you sexually satisfied?

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  92. LOL,Na wa o,naija no dy carry last sha...

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  93. Nawao. ....must read www.dizanews.com/2015/04/quote-of-day_29.html?m=1

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  94. Speaking of sex...I know this is too much info and no one cares...But i just fuck one fine geh finish (minutes ago..lol)! mo doe waray....emi badt guy!

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  95. We dry try Na




    #Commenting thru Glo 4G LTE

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  96. We dey try Na



    #Commenting thru Glo 4G LTE

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  97. One the one hand I think it’s great that we focus a lot these days on relationships, how to make them work and all that. On the other hand, I wish we would also devote time to developing the talents that God has placed is us as individuals so that we can contribute to improving our society through the arts, research, philosophy, science, etc.

    Recently, I was reading about continence/celibacy (in both thought and actions) and was amazed to find that in addition to giving one clear eyes, longevity, beautiful skin and strong immunity against illnesses it can also help with intellectual/talent development in ways that would have otherwise been difficult or even impossible. It frees one of the significant time, energy and resources that we often devote to “relationships” and making them work (whether married or single).

    While this is true for women as well, it is particularly true for men. Men lose a lot of physical and intellectual energy and strength in the course of engaging in the sexual act. Even in marriage, where sex is “an entitlement”, it should be indulged in moderation. In this regard, we can learn from nature. Even animals know that there is a time to have sex and a time to abstain.

    In Nigeria and Africa as a whole, we have a lot of progress to make in terms of science, research, etc. Sometimes I worry that we spend too much of our time, talents and energy (both physical and “seminal”) on making our “relationships” work and on indulging our passions. If only we would abstain a bit more and learn the (old school) art of self-control we would all make the world such a better place.

    Thought I should add that many of the world’s greatest men were either temporarily or permanently celibate in the course of their lives. The ones that come to my mind right now are: Jesus, Ghandi, Mandela, Isaac Newton, Mozart to mention a few.

    (From ThePhilosopher)

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  98. Hahahaaha na wa for d kind thing we dey carry first for sef

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  99. It true, naija una like am

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  100. This is a result of unemployment, if u work and get home late and useless, u won't think abt sex. So we are waiting for this change, so we can be first in other things. I must say we have good food in Naija though which will also favor our performance

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  101. No wonder South African men are complaining that we took their women from them. Lmao! Lol

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  102. Wow..to draw such conclusion from only 26 of 196 countries.... I can imagine

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  103. All the best fun yin ooooo



    #Hajia Mufliat#

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  104. My Boyfriend Dey Carry First Joor.


    Anon Sexually Satisfied Niga Babe.

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  105. Lol...9ja know dey carry last.

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  106. Our report card and award

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  107. Henry Eze scores one funny comment on this blog with his first remark. Lol, his at least is 4 or 5 mins. Skills' on fleek.

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  108. That's good news. At list my Great country will be known for one good thin in the world. Not always this bad people giving us bad name. And that's to all my Igbo brothers and sisters like linda- Linda my true Love

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  109. Nice. Konji dey catch somepple sef now as i speak. Lmao

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  110. At least make naija carry first for one thing. Lol!

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