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Sunday, 19 April 2015

Photo: Woman (or witch) caught defecating in a pastor's home

Weird story I just received. This woman is supposed to a witch or something. I don't understand the story so I'll just let you read from the horse's handwriting. Find below...
A woman who can only be identified by her surname, Mahlalela, from Ebatsakatsini near Komatipoort in South Africa was caught red handed by a child in the wee hours of this morning, in the kitchen, defecating in a bucket inside the house of the Word of God Church Pastor, Pastor Nsingwane. 
The man of the cloth says the way the woman got into his house remains a mystery as the doors and windows in the house were all shut and locked. When asked by the police what she was doing in the house, Mahlela told the police officer she was at the house to perform evil deeds on the family but she was caught, changing her earlier statement in which she’d claimed to be part of a team which works for a certain  master and that she fell off the rope she was holding on to when she and her 15 collegues were flying.
"We use a rope to fly and I was sitting at the back when I fell off,” she said.
The village of Ebatsakatsini is a place created for people evicted from any of the 54 villages around Nkomazi after being accused of witchcraft
at 4/19/2015 11:20:00 pm

98 comments:

  1. Unknown19 April 2015 at 23:19

    Terrible

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    1. Unknown20 April 2015 at 00:14

      She should b burnt alive to mak sure she doesn't hav d opportunity to suck bloods.

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    2. Anonymous20 April 2015 at 00:49

      Really...

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    3. Manuel Kunmi20 April 2015 at 01:36

      Okay ooooooo

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    4. NaijaDeltaBabe20 April 2015 at 02:27

      Hian! Wonderful!

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    5. TAMARA SPLASH20 April 2015 at 06:08

      She should be killed n na south african woman.

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    6. Unknown20 April 2015 at 06:35

      Southy sef get winch,.Lol

      My year of Linda's 100k

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    7. Unknown20 April 2015 at 07:33

      If she likes, she can be Lord voldermot for all i care. As long as na south african. .let her eat her village people. Mscheeeew.

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    8. Anonymous20 April 2015 at 09:22

      South African trade...where are the Xenophobics, they should burn the lady since killing is their trademark.
      Foolish set of people, will burn someone that has legitimate source of livelihood and leave a witch to live.

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    9. Anonymous21 April 2015 at 04:21

      A witch or a delusional southafrican or a xenophobe? I can't tell the difference.

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  2. Unknown19 April 2015 at 23:19

    Terrible

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  3. Unknown19 April 2015 at 23:19

    Terrible

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  4. yumyum19 April 2015 at 23:19

    HolyGhost fire!IgboBorn!

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  5. Unknown19 April 2015 at 23:21

    End time things I dey tell you,see her dirty bra,body and winch face biko

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  6. @arkiss19 April 2015 at 23:21

    Dis is bad, real Bad #InDragonsVoice #Merlin

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  7. CHERRY19 April 2015 at 23:22

    Na wa o,notin person no go hear n see!

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  8. Cute G19 April 2015 at 23:22

    The name says it all. I lost interest when I saw south africa. *pfft*

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    1. Abdulmalik Yusuf20 April 2015 at 05:59

      Yeah, same here, they are all witches since they can kill foreigners as they please..... I now hate to hear d sound of d name south Africa

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  9. Unknown19 April 2015 at 23:22

    Chai. This is not good at all. May God save us

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  10. Unknown19 April 2015 at 23:22

    D wind of prayers caught up wit her. Definitely they were set for operations b4 d power of God caught up wit her.

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  11. Anonymous19 April 2015 at 23:23

    Weird! YOU WILL CRY AFTER WATCHING THIS VIDEO – See how they are burning these African immigrants alive in South Africa

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  12. Unknown19 April 2015 at 23:23

    Like seriously?!

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  13. @MEETD®EALEVANS™19 April 2015 at 23:23

    PARENTAL ADVISORY!!!


    Akwa Ibom people Ur competition is here o

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    1. Anonymous20 April 2015 at 00:24

      Dah stop that nonsense if its a joke

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    2. Anonymous20 April 2015 at 10:32

      @ Evans..... you retard fool, which Akwa Ibom people? Maybe you are possessed with the spirit of stupidity. Ifod mkpo.

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  14. BONARIO NNAGS19 April 2015 at 23:23

    Hian! So she ran out of aviation fuel, and fell inside the Pastor's house.
    Just bizarre. *does sign of the cross*

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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  15. Anonymous19 April 2015 at 23:23

    Ifeoma this woman they find ma oga come sometime back
    #Okon

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  16. Anonymous19 April 2015 at 23:24

    First off... Linda pls change d photo u r a woman too...
    This has got to be the most hilarious thing 2day. flying with a rope, fell off.
    ok

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  17. Anonymous19 April 2015 at 23:24

    Weird! YOU WILL CRY AFTER WATCHING THIS VIDEO – See how they are burning these African immigrants alive in South Africa

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  18. Unknown19 April 2015 at 23:24

    Ndi south africa unu bu aru! Their world will 1st crumble.....wipe 'em out oh Lord!

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  19. Dani19 April 2015 at 23:24

    We don't care she's South African you should boycott their news

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  20. Unknown19 April 2015 at 23:27

    Wonders shall neva end

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  21. Anonymous19 April 2015 at 23:28

    Weird! YOU WILL CRY AFTER WATCHING THIS VIDEO – See how they are burning these African immigrants alive in South Africa

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  22. Mzz_Mary19 April 2015 at 23:28

    Ewoo

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  23. Unknown19 April 2015 at 23:29

    Rightful punishment should be given to her if found guilty cos the story isn't straight.

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  24. joystickextender@gmail.com19 April 2015 at 23:29

    disgusting






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  25. gab2shoes19 April 2015 at 23:30

    Linda, rememba we should boycott news too from south afrika....abeg, e no concern us.

    The gods are wise
    Gab2shoessaysso

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  26. Unknown19 April 2015 at 23:31

    Hmmm,na wa ooo

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  27. knowurway.com19 April 2015 at 23:31

    Hmmm she's a witch, they should burn her alive

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  28. Unknown19 April 2015 at 23:31

    Ugly sumtin

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  29. Unknown19 April 2015 at 23:31

    I find this funny and at the same time
    weird.
    funny story indeed.

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  30. Unknown19 April 2015 at 23:32

    South Africans.. fucked up people...

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  31. Unknown19 April 2015 at 23:33

    hahahaha smh very funny
    rope to fly ke
    na wa o lord av mercy

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  32. Anonymous19 April 2015 at 23:34

    God don catch am

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  33. abass19 April 2015 at 23:34

    Lol,
    Witchcraft ko, witchcraft ni.
    This is a psychiatry patient.

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  34. MINTO19 April 2015 at 23:37

    Hmm.....Story!!! This is how God will continually expose workers of inequity and evil deeds.

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  35. Unknown19 April 2015 at 23:38

    With her olympus that has fallen. .?(guess u kn wat I mean shaa )

    South African recently remaining negatively relevant. ...

    Nsogbu dikwa n"obodo umu anumanu
    #proudly igbo dude

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  36. Amicable 19 April 2015 at 23:39

    Weirdo

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  37. Austin19 April 2015 at 23:39

    na wa o.. SA sef!!.. #xenophobicwitches.

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  38. Unknown19 April 2015 at 23:44

    Nonsense.. pls next story pls

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  39. Anonymous19 April 2015 at 23:44

    Hmmm South Africa,home of all sorts...from xenophobia to defaecating in pastor's kitchen. I tire ooo

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  40. TAMARA SPLASH19 April 2015 at 23:49

    She's a witch, she should b killed couple with what SA's are doing to foreigners

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  41. Subomi19 April 2015 at 23:51

    sounds like a weird old movie

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  42. Anonymous19 April 2015 at 23:53

    Blood of Jesus. Thank God for his protection over that family.
    Wonders shall never end.hmm

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  43. Unknown19 April 2015 at 23:55

    Awww. SA. Country for psychos

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  44. Unknown19 April 2015 at 23:57

    Wonders shall never end....God help us

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  45. Nusitech19 April 2015 at 23:59

    BS! Flying on a rope my ass.

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  46. Unknown20 April 2015 at 00:04

    Stranger than fiction

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  47. Anonymous20 April 2015 at 00:09

    hiannnn..ohhhh..atokwanumuooo

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  48. Unknown20 April 2015 at 00:09

    Lmao @ fell off from rope. That must be the wing side of an aircraft sorry witchcraft. haha. Everything has happened in this world

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  49. Dr9021020 April 2015 at 00:33

    See her ugly face

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  50. Mr 4720 April 2015 at 01:01

    And here is someone they should burn instead of harmless foreigners trying to make a living

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  51. Unknown20 April 2015 at 02:52

    Nasty ish.

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  52. Anonymous20 April 2015 at 03:31

    Only in the continent of Africa that news comes from.

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  53. Unknown20 April 2015 at 04:40

    This women is a psychiatry patient

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  54. Unknown20 April 2015 at 06:17

    Ugly mofo.

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  55. Unknown20 April 2015 at 06:21

    was d pic taken frm a cctv camera? or she just sat dia n allow dem snap her? d story looks somehow

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  56. umoh Linda20 April 2015 at 06:29

    Dis same south Africa? Isorait..

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  57. Unknown20 April 2015 at 06:51

    God will take control

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  58. Anonymous20 April 2015 at 07:12

    Linda u mean you put up this ladies picture based on hear say? Shaking my head for you. this is not good at all.....

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  59. ary20 April 2015 at 07:18

    Story reminds me of a scene from Mr. Bones. LOL

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  60. Unknown20 April 2015 at 07:39

    Caught in the act. Serves her right!

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  61. Unknown20 April 2015 at 07:55

    Weird indeed! I can't deal

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  62. Anonymous20 April 2015 at 07:58

    No wonder they're so heartless I no surprise then wt wht they're doing wt foreigners bt they can't go free sha cos naija we wl get back to them.lossers

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  63. Anonymous20 April 2015 at 08:09

    What does the Bible says in Psalms 105:15? i want to declare to someone here; that any witch seeking after your life and your house hold, heaven must arrest them, disgrace and expose them In Jesus Name. As a child of God your life must carry fire... Don't allow your Christian life to show red 'low bar.' you must be steadily full of power of Holy Ghost.

    AK
    stephen.akpan@atlanticfluids.net

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  64. Unknown20 April 2015 at 08:32

    Nah wah o

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  65. Troy20 April 2015 at 08:35

    Dis one na tales by moonlight Biko...

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  66. Alepatto20 April 2015 at 08:47

    Nemesis has got up with her.

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  67. @ziniex20 April 2015 at 09:00

    South Africa contry of Psycos and Witchs.. pls Linda no news from SA if they like let them fly with broom na dem sabi.

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  68. EBONY FAITH ANWAI 2011 SAID SO20 April 2015 at 09:00

    linda I be won ask u how much be gala for ur area b4 U COME UP with okpogbas mara....CAN ANYTHING GOOD COME FROM SOUTH AFRICA (in biblical voice)NO

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  69. yawanow20 April 2015 at 09:06

    Hmmmmm. Terrible times.
    We need to be spiritually equipped with the word of God and Steadfast in prayers.

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  70. Unknown20 April 2015 at 09:32

    She even look like a witch sef!
    Ugly thing...God will continue to expose them.

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  71. APPLE20 April 2015 at 10:21

    If only African witches will do good with their witchcraft…. How can a man make love to a woman like this? See boobs and stomach all looking anyhow, chai! This one too will complain if her husband cheats?..Hmmm.

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  72. Anonymous20 April 2015 at 10:36

    Flight Lieutenant mma Ifot.
    All these air Marshall running out of fuel these days. Godwin!!!!

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  73. Unknown20 April 2015 at 11:02

    Lol.. Flying things. Thats how they will all end. In Shame!!

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  74. Anonymous20 April 2015 at 11:22

    Disgusting. See how dirty she looks when she will do something better with her life. God has caught you this time. Ewu Gambia

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  75. Unknown20 April 2015 at 11:45

    And they will say dat witch craft is only in Nigeria...Hope they will disgrace her or better still burn her to death....

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  76. Gloria Matthew20 April 2015 at 12:28

    South Africans no see this one kill na Nigerians............God is watching all of u killing innocent souls

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  77. Unknown20 April 2015 at 13:45

    Some witches dont think before they do anything. She really had mind to defecate in a pastor's house. HolyGhost fire for roast her. This is why i will tell you something: STOP THEM BEFORE THEY STOP YOU. Suffer not a witch to live

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  78. Unknown20 April 2015 at 13:46

    Some witches dont think before they do anything. She really had mind to defecate in a pastor's house. HolyGhost fire for roast her. This is why i will tell you something: STOP THEM BEFORE THEY STOP YOU. Suffer not a witch to live

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  79. Unknown20 April 2015 at 13:46

    Some witches dont think before they do anything. She really had mind to defecate in a pastor's house. HolyGhost fire for roast her. This is why i will tell you something: STOP THEM BEFORE THEY STOP YOU. Suffer not a witch to live

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  80. Anonymous20 April 2015 at 13:48

    Over weight na I'm dey cause am why she no go fall off the rope

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  81. Anonymous20 April 2015 at 16:13

    Sometimes i wonder whether these stories are true or just human imaginations.

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  82. Anonymous22 April 2015 at 07:20

    Witch my ass.. She just has mental issues

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  83. Unknown1 May 2015 at 08:24

    God don catch am

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  84. Anonymous4 May 2015 at 11:17

    I would love to have watched and smelled as she pooped huge turds out of her fat backside. And I would have wiped her with my tongue

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