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Finish this sentence....

Someone said, 'When you run your generator at least 12hrs daily'. Lol. What's your answer?
at 4/29/2015 05:44:00 pm

100 comments:

  1. Davido's driver29 April 2015 at 17:44

    Nothing

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    1. Anonymous29 April 2015 at 22:36

      1.Council will lock your shop before you wake up in the morning
      2. When shops will be ordered to close because one party chieftain wants to do one year remembrance for their relation
      3. When you put 50k into a biz and at the end of it all, ur gain is 500 naira cos ur running gen

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    2. Anonymous29 April 2015 at 23:18

      Wen u stay on the road at least 2 hrs stuck in traffic and u see ice cream man *buy ur cold ice cream here*.... lol u be like no!! I thought it was hot ice cream dey sell.... lol

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  2. Davido's driver29 April 2015 at 17:45

    I don't get it o

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  3. Davido's driver29 April 2015 at 17:45

    ..when u meet all the big celebs thru ur master :D

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  4. Unknown29 April 2015 at 17:45

    all's well that ends well..

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  5. Davido's driver29 April 2015 at 17:46

    ....when you are driving a nice car abi? Davido'sdriver over to u

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  6. eka29 April 2015 at 17:46

    when numerous tax receipts with no known
    organization becomes flyers in your shop

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    1. Unknown29 April 2015 at 23:43

      When u keep expending on petrol or diesel to fuel your generator and there is noise of generators everywhere in d neighbourhood, and oh!, when u suck up to indirect taxes

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  7. Stlanre29 April 2015 at 17:47

    When you are always Broke

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  8. Unknown29 April 2015 at 17:47

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
    .
    I dont knw bcos am not in lagos.....
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    .
    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  9. STERN29 April 2015 at 17:47

    When at least, someone dupes you, or collect goods from you on credit.

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  10. Unknown29 April 2015 at 17:47

    When customers price down from 10k u told them to 2500 naira..lol

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  11. Unknown29 April 2015 at 17:51

    When you can suscribe 4 ur Dstv 10k monthly suscription. Without missing a day.

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  12. Anonymous29 April 2015 at 17:51

    When you wake up 5am before day break to take delivery of goods to be sold and return back home 9:30pm due to trafick gam on the road.

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  13. Unknown29 April 2015 at 17:52

    Ojuoooooo

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  14. @MEETD®EALEVANS™29 April 2015 at 17:53

    PARENTAL ADVISORY!!!
    ***explicit comment***





    When d guiter in front of Ur store stinks like it a sock away....

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  15. Unknown29 April 2015 at 17:56

    When you're at war with traffic.

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  16. Unknown29 April 2015 at 17:58

    Lol, but not a Lagosian.

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  17. Unknown29 April 2015 at 18:01

    Wetin concern me?
    I just want to graduate and have my own clinic.
    Then I go know wetin dem dey yarn






    Sincerely speaking the mind of Amadioha

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  18. knowurway.com29 April 2015 at 18:01

    The person will run shut or run lost @ the end of the day of he/she business

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  19. Anonymous29 April 2015 at 18:02

    When inland revenue people start hounding ur ass. ..

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  20. HR BABE29 April 2015 at 18:03

    He will buy fuel nah!!! Abi??? Lol
    N
    E
    X
    T
    !!!

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  21. Anonymous29 April 2015 at 18:05

    You are a Nigerian 🙌

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  22. Anonymous29 April 2015 at 18:07

    "...when you are asked to close down your business for 2 days because the President or Governor is passing or is in town.

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  23. Anonymous29 April 2015 at 18:08

    You pay heavy LASG taxes

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  24. Obioha Nnamdi29 April 2015 at 18:10

    VERY CORRECT, that is sooo true - it makes me weep 4 Nigeria.

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  25. SWAAG29 April 2015 at 18:11

    1. When you Put up a sign board telling people you offer internet services/ business centre services and LASAA Comes and ask you to pay 15,000 EVERY YEAR for that sign.

    2. When you have a small shop managing your sefl and SOME TOUTS come and tell you they are LOCAL GOVERNMENT workers and they want to collect SHOP PERMIT.
    3. when you have a/c in your office and a customer has known you for over 6 months that the A?C has never worked for once even though it looks very brand new.. #nonepa
    4. When you close from work and a 20mins drive ends up being a 2 hr drive... #foodgocold
    5. when you feel you have made profit and the next day you use it to buy fuel...LOL LOL LOL

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  26. Anonymous29 April 2015 at 18:11

    When people spend 2 hours pricing and testing ur market and end up telling "I'll come back another time"

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  27. NaijaDeltaBabe29 April 2015 at 18:13

    Everybody in lagos runs gen for more dan 12hrs in a day...

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  28. Anonymous29 April 2015 at 18:14

    When by the road sellers cover u up in ur shop and still claim right..

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    1. Anonymous30 April 2015 at 06:37

      Mehn seriously vexing at this one..

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  29. Unknown29 April 2015 at 18:17

    You mean???


    #Commenting thru Glo 4G LTE

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  30. Unknown29 April 2015 at 18:17

    Hian! I don't have any idea biko. Linda take note!

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  31. Unknown29 April 2015 at 18:23

    Linda na puzzle? Me no get idea oh

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  32. Anonymous29 April 2015 at 18:29

    "...u leave d house by 5am and return by 11pm"


    #itznenaD

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  33. ary29 April 2015 at 18:31

    LOL, I have never run a business in Lagos, so I wouldn't know.

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  34. Anonymous29 April 2015 at 18:35

    When FIRS and LIRS are constantly breathing down your neck trying to "steal" your money...Yes. Steal! I said it! *hiss*...have some of you on video asking for bribes...continue!

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  35. Anonymous29 April 2015 at 18:40

    having great internet

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  36. Anonymous29 April 2015 at 18:43

    When tax collectors remember you

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  37. Anonymous29 April 2015 at 18:44

    when someone comes to learn what you do so that he can start his

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  38. TJ29 April 2015 at 18:45

    when everything u do is rush

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  39. Unknown29 April 2015 at 18:50

    When you pay tax as if you are living in England.

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  40. Unknown29 April 2015 at 18:50

    And the person is 101% correct! Welcome Naija/Lasgidi.



    #TeamBlessed#

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  41. Anonymous29 April 2015 at 18:54

    You spend 8hours in traffic, 8hours in the office and 8hours at home

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  42. Unknown29 April 2015 at 19:01

    U keep calling ur contacts and dey ain't picking ur calls, they are debtors

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  43. Unknown29 April 2015 at 19:05

    When you face traffic jam like say you dey queue for heaven

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  44. Unknown29 April 2015 at 19:10

    I pass my neighbour

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  45. KINGING29 April 2015 at 19:16

    Correct

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  46. Unknown29 April 2015 at 19:26

    Wen u stay 6. Hours in traffic! Man lagos traffic is hell!

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  47. Unknown29 April 2015 at 19:31

    When u make friend with ur enemy to avoid jail sentence

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  48. Juleslouis29 April 2015 at 19:32

    When u get home at midnight and leave to work 5hrs early

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  49. Unknown29 April 2015 at 19:35

    When you have to wake up 5:30am for a 10:00am appointment in VI just because you're staying in the Mainland. Lagos na wa.

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  50. Unknown29 April 2015 at 19:37

    Before u open officially, taxes are flying in.

    Have u seen the Bentley inside water? Check out www.naijacarlovers.blogspot.com

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  51. Unknown29 April 2015 at 19:42

    🙋🙋🙋🙋


    OKORO UPGRADED**

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  52. Unknown29 April 2015 at 19:44

    Who cnn help

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  53. Anonymous29 April 2015 at 19:46

    Same old Dr Olumide Himself

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  54. Glzstlg29 April 2015 at 19:47

    I don't know.

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  55. Anonymous29 April 2015 at 19:47

    Same Old Dr Olumide himself

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  56. Unknown29 April 2015 at 20:00

    Is it only in lagos? My dear is everywhr o

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  57. Unknown29 April 2015 at 20:01

    Is it only in lagos? My dear is everywhr o

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  58. nnodim29 April 2015 at 20:02

    ....you'll need fuel subsidy.

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  59. Unchained29 April 2015 at 20:04

    When ur employees form a cartel against u the owner.! Bye

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  60. Manuel Kunmi29 April 2015 at 20:07

    When you bankrupt in two months

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  61. Unknown29 April 2015 at 20:07

    When 5 other people starts the same business as yours around you

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  62. Unknown29 April 2015 at 20:17

    No ansa

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  63. Unknown29 April 2015 at 20:21

    When u leave ur rols royce at home to take public transport because of fuel scarcity

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  64. Anonymous29 April 2015 at 20:30

    When customers price your goods/ services like roadside boli.

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  65. Anonymous29 April 2015 at 20:53

    I don't understand Nigerians?Is it a sign of being well off to run generator for 12 hours?Our way of thinking is totally weird.

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    1. Anonymous29 April 2015 at 21:26

      Why so ignorant?

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    2. Anonymous30 April 2015 at 00:27

      No dear, ur way of understanding is totally weird! He's just trying to talk about the trails of owning a biz in lagos...

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  66. tayo29 April 2015 at 20:57

    lol

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  67. Anonymous29 April 2015 at 21:22

    ....when people buy goods from you on credit (igbese specialists) and openly curse you out when it's time for payment, yet they update their status on BB saying " Money is no object" or "My money grows on trees" and their BBM location keeps changing reflecting different countries they travel to.#EkoOniBaje

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  68. Anonymous29 April 2015 at 21:24

    In Nigeria, everything na big deal.Others celebrate years of uninterrupted power and we feel rich burning generator.God please deliver us.

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  69. Unknown29 April 2015 at 21:29

    Lol..

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  70. Anonymous29 April 2015 at 22:17

    Oba threatens to drown igbo's or commit xenophobia and yoruba people supported then president elect says igbo's should accept it and move on

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  71. Anonymous29 April 2015 at 22:17

    Oba threatens to drown igbo's or commit xenophobia and yoruba people supported then president elect says igbo's should accept it and move on

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  72. Anonymous29 April 2015 at 22:18

    When fashola boys burns shop in market even after collecting tax

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  73. Anonymous29 April 2015 at 22:18

    When tinibu has turned lagos to family business.lol

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  74. Anonymous29 April 2015 at 22:18

    When tinibu has turned lagos to family business.lol

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  75. Unknown29 April 2015 at 23:07

    You know you live in Nigeria

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  76. Unknown29 April 2015 at 23:50

    No idea

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  77. Aces30 April 2015 at 01:06

    When you start to pay "owo awon boys", I wonder who awon boys are and what services they render that I'm paying for

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  78. Unchained30 April 2015 at 03:12

    When a certain celeb buys bags from u and later burns it without paying u. Bye.!!

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  79. Anonymous30 April 2015 at 07:56

    Lol

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  80. Anonymous30 April 2015 at 10:08

    ...When the first thing you think about early in the morning is your business and the last thing on ur mind while in bed at night is still the business.
    ...When you start receiving text msgs of ur employees that are running late.
    ...When by the end of the month you have no money in the bank to pay your bills/staff.. lol

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  81. Subomi30 April 2015 at 10:26

    ... when you have employees and a work space but your account stays empty

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  82. Unknown30 April 2015 at 12:07

    He should complete the sentence himself

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  83. Anonymous30 April 2015 at 18:04

    .... When people shout while answering calls as if they 're deaf

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