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Woman falls in love with a tree after going through a series of heart break

After a string of disastrous relationships, this young lady named Emma McCabe fell in love with Tim - a tree and she says she feels quite happy. And sex with it, is the best she's ever had. She's planning a marriage with it even though her family thinks she's mad. Awww, what heartbreaks can do!


at 3/21/2015 08:35:00 am

162 comments:

  1. Unknown21 March 2015 at 08:37

    Na wa oooo... see me na, why u no fall for me, I no sabi disapoint

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    1. Anonymous21 March 2015 at 10:50

      NIGERIANS research paraphilia and object sexualism. It's a mental disorder.

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    2. Juleslouis21 March 2015 at 12:05

      This is madness at its peak!

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    3. Omon21 March 2015 at 12:59

      See Wetin man cause? Now she don dey crase!

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    5. DeeD2521 March 2015 at 21:07

      This is a very disturbing story! The lady needs serious help! I wonder how she fucks de tree tho! her p*ssy must be very wide and roughly stretched!

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    6. Anonymous22 March 2015 at 17:00

      She doesn't "fuck the tree." She takes all of her clothes off and rubs her naked body against the bark of the tree until she orgasms.

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    7. Shannon23 March 2015 at 06:11

      The fuck did this guy just say? Can someone translate?

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  2. Unknown21 March 2015 at 08:38

    How she has sex with it is beyond me.
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  3. Niyi Daramola21 March 2015 at 08:38

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    1. Anonymous21 March 2015 at 19:09

      Niyi u're a big foooool!may God help you,see the kind of link u're putting up for people to read(ways to kill your husband)!!!!humans are becoming animals!i pray ur wife(that's if u're even married)or gf(that's if u even have one)reads it!Ewuuuuu!

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  4. Unknown21 March 2015 at 08:38

    Adonbilivit!

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  5. BONARIO NNAGS21 March 2015 at 08:38

    Lol my dear its better for you, the tree won't cheat on you and trust it to always be there anytime you need it.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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    1. Anonymous22 March 2015 at 07:24

      Wat makes u think sum mumus like her won't want to check d tree out , after so much has bn sed.. especially the s** part... May God help us

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  6. Unknown21 March 2015 at 08:39

    She is crazy

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  7. Anonymous21 March 2015 at 08:39

    What heartbreaks can do my sister. Vote for Change #28March

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  8. Unknown21 March 2015 at 08:40

    Awww stupidity u fail or someone fails u don't remain there u get back up life moves on she is beautiful. Life u learn and young as well

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  9. Unknown21 March 2015 at 08:40

    Wetin person no go hear for this world? Eh bikonu?

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  10. Unknown21 March 2015 at 08:40

    Wetin person no go hear for this world? Eh bikonu?

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  11. Unknown21 March 2015 at 08:40

    Wetin person no go hear for this world? Eh bikonu?

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  12. Unknown21 March 2015 at 08:40

    Wetin person no go hear for this world? Eh bikonu?

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  13. Unknown21 March 2015 at 08:40

    Lol,u dey mad ooh...

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  14. Anonymous21 March 2015 at 08:41

    Werey

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  15. Unknown21 March 2015 at 08:42

    A tree........What will we not hear or see.....how can.....even planning marriage.....She is obviously not okay


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  16. Alayo21 March 2015 at 08:42

    Obviously something is wrong wif her!

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  17. Unknown21 March 2015 at 08:43

    Nkan nbe

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  18. Unknown21 March 2015 at 08:43

    She's crazy... No wonder the string of disastrous relationships

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  19. Anonymous21 March 2015 at 08:43

    it's absurd nah.. where is the love in this? there are still good people out there nah.. lolz

































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  20. Unknown21 March 2015 at 08:44

    Dis is ise aye o, awon Iya is involved. She needs urgent n serious medical attention cos is alrdy going out of hand

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  21. Anonymous21 March 2015 at 08:44

    Eiyah sorry

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  22. Unknown21 March 2015 at 08:44

    Dis is ise aye o, awon Iya is involved. She needs urgent n serious medical attention cos is alrdy going out of hand

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  23. Unknown21 March 2015 at 08:44

    Dis is ise aye o, awon Iya is involved. She needs urgent n serious medical attention cos is alrdy going out of hand

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  24. Unknown21 March 2015 at 08:45

    Lmaoooooooo. . Dey should cut a branch from it and beat her silly wit it.. that should break her heart all over again. Rubbish! Why not fall in love with the grass? Or better still, with a river.. so u can just drown urself. See her face like a pine oak tree!

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  25. Jenny21 March 2015 at 08:45

    Dis girl is really crazy

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  26. Unknown21 March 2015 at 08:46

    Is not only your parents that think you're mad, I think you're mad too.

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  27. Mz Lolo...21 March 2015 at 08:46

    Hmm! Wierd world. Hw is dat even possible?

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  28. Unknown21 March 2015 at 08:46

    This was caused by madness not heartbreak...White people problems

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  29. klasique21 March 2015 at 08:46

    DIAGNOSIS PLS!!!

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  30. Unknown21 March 2015 at 08:47

    Lols.. I'm touched. If she's happy then her business ----C21

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  31. Unknown21 March 2015 at 08:47

    Mhen this whites are crazy big time

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  32. Unknown21 March 2015 at 08:47

    Na only oyimbo these things dey happen to. Na wa

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  33. Anonymous21 March 2015 at 08:47

    Confirmed nutcase!!!

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  34. Unknown21 March 2015 at 08:48

    I think dis lady is insane....

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  35. AbokiDaWarriBoy21 March 2015 at 08:49

    Rotfl...... smh......

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  36. Jane21 March 2015 at 08:51

    Smh ODE!

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  37. Unknown21 March 2015 at 08:51

    Nonsense!

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  38. Unknown21 March 2015 at 08:51

    She is really insane...

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  39. Unknown21 March 2015 at 08:51

    Too bad

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  40. Anonymous21 March 2015 at 08:52

    because say she never cloth...oyinbo nor de know wen to tie person down...flog sense enter her head with the tree branch....

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  41. thequeenbubbles21 March 2015 at 08:52

    They should arrange a man for her or she should come to Africa, she go find man. E no pass like dat; plenty pple r looking to have bi racial kids.

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  42. Unknown21 March 2015 at 08:52

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    I just wish am that tree ryt nw..... That tree is really balling no doubt....
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  43. Kemele21 March 2015 at 08:54

    she's really mad, she need a mechanic to work on her brain

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  44. Unknown21 March 2015 at 08:54

    IS not enough that your defiling animals dt actually have fucking holes your defiling A Tree!!! Jeez what generation of idiots is dis!!!

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  45. Unknown21 March 2015 at 08:55

    That's d handiwork of heartbreaking, @ times it cn even destroy sm1's life.... She should just 4gt abt being marrying t a tree nd move on wt her life, cos I blf evrytin ll b alright

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    1. Anonymous21 March 2015 at 15:17

      Aunty ireti this your grammar na Helele

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  46. Unknown21 March 2015 at 08:55

    That is madness on course.

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  47. Anonymous21 March 2015 at 08:56

    Not a small something...
    ~D great anonymous!

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  48. Unknown21 March 2015 at 08:56

    Of cos she's mad! Why won't she be dumped, she's a bag of crazy emotions.!

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  49. Davido's driver21 March 2015 at 08:58

    Attention seeker... Lindaobserve

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  50. Unknown21 March 2015 at 08:59

    Really mad.. Atleast d tree wnt hurt her feelings

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  51. Unknown21 March 2015 at 09:00

    This is what we call NZUZU

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  52. Unknown21 March 2015 at 09:00

    Oh...chineke umu nwanyi!

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  53. Unknown21 March 2015 at 09:01

    This is wht I call joke of d century. She look pretty and cool. I wonder y she is having issues wit meeting "mr right".

    Matter of time and b patient/consistent, she wil definitely hit d jackpot. I wish her well.

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  54. Favourmoyse Blog21 March 2015 at 09:02

    sometimes people shouldn't be allowed to do what they want

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    1. Anonymous21 March 2015 at 10:08

      When dibia has taken out your brain and replaced with an earthworms'

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  55. Unknown21 March 2015 at 09:03

    Effect of loving without using ones brain. Wishing her a HML

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  56. Debbie Chelsea21 March 2015 at 09:04

    Madness

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  57. Sweet Ama21 March 2015 at 09:07

    Bizarre. ..

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  58. Blog It With Olivia21 March 2015 at 09:08

    Uwa mmebi
    Sex with a tree? Αи∂ its even d best she's ever had?
    This is demon manifesting itself in......

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  59. Unknown21 March 2015 at 09:09

    Go for medical care,she nids

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  60. Unknown21 March 2015 at 09:10

    Men! Men! Men......ladies,don't let them drive u crazy....its not worth it....Linda watch!

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  61. Anonymous21 March 2015 at 09:11

    And she z wondering y d boiz left her?...

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  62. Unknown21 March 2015 at 09:11

    Ladies sef, Linda observe.

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  63. Bonita Bislam21 March 2015 at 09:13

    It Has to be madness.Yea it just has to be!

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  64. Unknown21 March 2015 at 09:16

    She needs a shrink

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  65. Unknown21 March 2015 at 09:16

    She needs a shrink

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  66. Eze21 March 2015 at 09:16

    She just want to be in the news, the good thing is that she achieved her aim.......majority of whites are cursed

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  67. Anonymous21 March 2015 at 09:16

    Perverts everywhere. It use to be solely man falling in love or marrying a woman, but some retards said NO that's not enough. They started falling in love and marrying their own kind hence man marries man these days while woman marries woman also. Now they have graduated to humans marrying trees. Soon they would start marrying animals and when they are done with that one, they would start marrying their properties eg. cars, boats, houses etc and maybe thereafter they would look for their father and mentor Lucifer and marry him too. Bloody retarded beings.How low some humans have sunk.

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    1. Anonymous21 March 2015 at 15:49

      Humans are already marrying animals. I read somewhere about a woman that married her dog because she couldn't find Mr. right.

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  68. Eze21 March 2015 at 09:16

    She just want to be in the news, the good thing is that she achieved her aim.......majority of whites are cursed

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  69. @MEETD®EALEVANS™21 March 2015 at 09:19

    Wacko

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  70. kim21 March 2015 at 09:20

    Eh yah . What a kolo case. Men see what uve caused

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  71. Unknown21 March 2015 at 09:21

    Hahahahahaha

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  72. MADE IN NIGERIA21 March 2015 at 09:22

    Oh Chim!!! Honestly I don't know if its the canned foods white people eat or something else dat makes them all mad!!! Having sex and planning 2 marry a tree??? Like seriously??? Heart breaks can be really bad but I can never fanthom falling in love with a tree......dat serious kolomental

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  73. Unknown21 March 2015 at 09:22

    I'm in love with a bag of rice.

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  74. Unknown21 March 2015 at 09:23

    This one pass madness o! She is delusional & probably depressed. All the best to her sha. Linda take note!

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  75. Unknown21 March 2015 at 09:23

    This one pass madness o! She is delusional & probably depressed. All the best to her sha. Linda take note!

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  76. Kaycee21 March 2015 at 09:26

    Best sex kwa! How does one have sex with a tree biko kwa? She's absolutely crazy

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  77. Unknown21 March 2015 at 09:27

    BIZZARE!!

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  78. Unknown21 March 2015 at 09:30

    Dis is madness..she is possessed anyways

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  79. Unknown21 March 2015 at 09:31

    Maybe this tree is a human being

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  80. mzshugarush21 March 2015 at 09:32

    Ah weyrey ni eleyi na.

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  81. Anonymous21 March 2015 at 09:33

    Westerners are super dumb. DAFUQ?

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  82. ary21 March 2015 at 09:33

    She is utterly mad! She better go get herself a dildo or something! Crazy white people.

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  83. Anonymous21 March 2015 at 09:34

    so sad... i wonder what enjoyment she going to derive from having s*x with the tree... chai

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  84. Unknown21 March 2015 at 09:34

    who cares

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  85. Richard21 March 2015 at 09:35

    Madness

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  86. NaijaDeltaBabe21 March 2015 at 09:35

    Total madness

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  87. Unknown21 March 2015 at 09:37

    Pure madness.

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  88. Your No. 1 DATA Vendor Call/WhatsApp 09028450336 (Get Your Cheap & Affordable DATA on All Networks)21 March 2015 at 09:38

    That's weird

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  89. Kyke21 March 2015 at 09:40

    Strange things keep happening


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  90. Kyke21 March 2015 at 09:40

    Strange things keep happening


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  91. Unknown21 March 2015 at 09:40

    heartbreak na wa o. some girls will just break your heart and you will have no other option but to go and join the choir in deeper life

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  92. Unknown21 March 2015 at 09:40

    Wetin person no go hear na wa ooo








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  93. Unknown21 March 2015 at 09:42

    Lol...she's really sick.

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  94. Anonymous21 March 2015 at 09:45

    Lawd, I don't want any details about how she's managing her best sex with the tree. Nope. Kindly let me mind my business. Don't tell me nothing.

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  95. Anonymous21 March 2015 at 09:49

    Issues, how u wan enter house with d tree? She should marry Jesus jor!

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  96. Anonymous21 March 2015 at 09:49

    Issues, how u wan enter house with d tree? She should marry Jesus jor!

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  97. switch Express21 March 2015 at 09:50

    Lmaoo.. madam. Ya Dulling yasef there. U had better discover us nigerian men. Human beings with Tree trunks between their tighs. Plus, we'd luv u as long as u give us green card/or permanent stay. We will. Ahhhhh..anyways, Linda, we shall meet up soon, and wen we do, lunch is on me!movie tickets, on You. Take Note.

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  98. Unknown21 March 2015 at 09:53

    oyibo people and their madness sha....

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  99. Anonymous21 March 2015 at 09:58

    Watin we no go see for dis world!

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  100. Anonymous21 March 2015 at 09:59

    Straight to yaba left...somebody help her.

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  101. Anonymous21 March 2015 at 10:00

    Dis is very absurd,wonders will continue to happen!

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  102. Evo D'blunt21 March 2015 at 10:02

    D girl totally misunderstood the concept called 'threesome'.

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  103. Anonymous21 March 2015 at 10:23

    What ever makes her happy, since it doesn't in anyway affect another's happiness.

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  104. Anonymous21 March 2015 at 10:28

    Don't trust that tree. It'll give you a yeast infection. Trust me I know

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  105. Innocentia Annie21 March 2015 at 10:34

    lol She has lost it entirely.......need to get back to her sense cos its crazy

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  106. Innocentia Annie21 March 2015 at 10:34

    lol She has lost it entirely.......need to get back to her sense cos its crazy

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  107. Unknown21 March 2015 at 10:56

    She is mentally sick,

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  108. Debora chidume21 March 2015 at 11:29

    Thats how madness starts. From clapping of hands to entering the market place. Visit deborachidume.blogspot.com

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  109. yawanow21 March 2015 at 12:07

    This is madness.

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  110. Anonymous21 March 2015 at 12:22

    She's demented. No doubt about it

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  111. Anonymous21 March 2015 at 12:33

    Tim is lowkey handsome tho...lowkey,if u look at him very well.

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  112. Unknown21 March 2015 at 12:46

    Madness at its apex. Let her come Africa, she shall see many loyal dudes hustling for oyibos to marry. Onye isi nkuka.

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  113. Anonymous21 March 2015 at 15:27

    Oyinbos are professional tree huggers..don't mind her, just looking for attention.

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  114. Golden Fortune21 March 2015 at 16:02

    I have the sam though with her parents. Omo ale jati jati.

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  115. Unknown21 March 2015 at 17:08

    She's nuts!

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  116. Unknown21 March 2015 at 17:31

    linda your story today self.abeg stop posting anything bad about goodluck

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  117. obat kuat21 March 2015 at 18:01

    yupz, How she has sex with it is beyond me

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  118. nkechi nwabueze21 March 2015 at 18:28

    May God Have mercy on her oooo

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  119. uche lois21 March 2015 at 19:54

    see me see o'koro

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  120. Anonymous21 March 2015 at 19:57

    mumu.. when u c another person seat under the tree u ll say d tree cheat on u again abi

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  121. Nusitech21 March 2015 at 22:41

    I agree with her family, I think she's mad too.

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  122. Anonymous22 March 2015 at 00:03

    Madness.. so insecure!!

    -Blisss

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  123. Anonymous22 March 2015 at 00:22

    I hope Obama will not legalize human and Tree Marriage... Chioooo

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  124. Unknown22 March 2015 at 01:58

    Sex with a tree???how is that even possible sef???orishirishi,nawa o!

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  125. Nad says.22 March 2015 at 03:22

    I don't blame her for loving a tree, girl do ya thing, jare, if she love man na wahala, if she love woman, nah headache. Enj. While it last.

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  126. No name22 March 2015 at 09:11

    Slivers??!

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    Are u a movie lover ? Grab a copy of Ojukwu the warlord

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  128. Subomi22 March 2015 at 09:54

    she needs some serious deliverance

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  129. Anonymous22 March 2015 at 14:02

    lol..... she needs help

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  130. Deedee23 March 2015 at 12:17

    WHITE PPLE AND DIA SICK STORIES, FREAKS...

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  131. Anonymous23 March 2015 at 21:41

    At least she won't get pregnant.

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  132. Anonymous24 March 2015 at 09:05

    its good to ride a truck full of load may b tht can satisfy more than a tree

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  133. jual dildo22 September 2015 at 08:17

    A tree........What will we not hear or see.....how can.....even planning marriage.....She is obviously not okay


    Gdmoni Linda nd Libers.......Av a blessed weekend

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  134. Unknown22 September 2015 at 08:18

    Perverts everywhere. It use to be solely man falling in love or marrying a woman, but some retards said NO that's not enough. Jual Sextoys They started falling in love and marrying their own kind hence man marries man these days while woman marries woman also. Now they have graduated to humans marrying trees. Soon they would start marrying animals and when they are done with that one, they would start marrying their properties eg. cars, boats, houses etc and maybe thereafter they would look for their father and mentor Lucifer and marry him too. Bloody retarded beings.How low some humans have sunk.

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  135. Anonymous22 September 2015 at 08:18

    Jual Sextoys

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