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Dear LIB readers: My mother-in-law wants to bath with me...

From a female LIB reader
I went to visit my fiance at his village because of a family occasion going on. I came two days before the occasion and stayed three days after the occasion. Each time I want to take my bath, my would be mother-in-law carry her bucket and want us to bath together. I've been avoiding her but it is getting out of hand. What does she want to see? What is her motive? Please I need solutions to this problem.
at 3/25/2015 10:03:00 am

154 comments:

  1. Davido's driver25 March 2015 at 10:04

    Tell her straight up, you dont feel comfy unless she is a witch! Lindaobserve

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    1. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:54

      Hahaha..I just can't

      OKORO UPGRADED**

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    2. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:59

      Report d matter to ur wife to b, and let her talk to her mum.

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    3. Unknown25 March 2015 at 11:18

      Mr. PRIESTHOOD, the post is from a Female LIB not Male so how will she report to her wife to be? Thank me Later#

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    4. Unknown25 March 2015 at 11:20

      Mr. PRIESTHOOD, the post is from a Female LIB not a Male so how will she report to the wife to be?? Thank me later#

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    5. Unknown25 March 2015 at 13:51

      Oh sorry thought the writer is a male, I for say. Some mother in law shia, she wants to check what the son is enjoying

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    6. Unknown25 March 2015 at 17:11

      Why is she complaining? What is she hiding? Will she not bath with her own mother? Her mother-in-law wants them to bath together, to increase the trust, intimacy, friendliness and closeness. She should try it and she will learn a lot about her husband from her mother-in-law.

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    7. Anonymous26 March 2015 at 11:23

      C'mon don't b so naive.... There's sumfn fishy. I even suspect jazz! Perhaps her babalawo asked her to do so. Come to think of it, how many of us ladies bath with our moms not to think of with one mother-in-law.

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    8. koko26 March 2015 at 12:36

      God forbid. Is it that she would just wait and time you until you enter bathroom? How does she even keep her face to request something like this? I don't even bath with my mom why should I bath with MIL then?


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  2. Davido's driver25 March 2015 at 10:04

    Tell her straight up, you dont feel comfy unless she is a witch! Lindaobserve

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    1. Unknown25 March 2015 at 17:48

      Highly suspicious tho.. Am beginning to think she's a witch too. Ifeneme o! Things are happening o!

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    2. Unknown26 March 2015 at 01:29

      Lmao! I jus cant!

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    3. LSFA26 March 2015 at 07:57

      Nne, biko gba ba oso gidi gbam gidi gbam

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  3. Davido's driver25 March 2015 at 10:04

    Tell her straight up, you dont feel comfy unless she is a witch! Lindaobserve

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    1. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 13:21

      she's a lesbian,stunt lesbian.
      aittyfinest xyz

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  4. danex25 March 2015 at 10:05

    lol. maybe she wants to see if u have a fallen boobs. lmao.

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    1. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 10:57

      Lol...my thoughts exactly.
      Probably to check out your boobs and tummy. To see if you have dropped engine

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    2. Unknown25 March 2015 at 11:07

      Is like,hmmmmmm

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    3. Unknown25 March 2015 at 11:24

      Or if she was circumcised

      #i am proof that God answers prayers! God is the ultimate! Accept Jesus Christ today!#

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  5. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:05

    Let her son be aware of his mother intention so as to ask her the motive behind her action

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  6. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 10:06

    rubbish, must you tell us? If you feel she has other motives then do the right things. if you feel you are ok with it do the right thing. stop clogging LIB space.

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    1. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 12:41

      Is the space for your father?

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    2. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 16:02

      Lmfao!!!

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    3. Unknown25 March 2015 at 16:34

      Apparently thr is a vacuum in dat thg u call a skull. Hv u wondered wht dis blog is for or y Linda postd it in d first place??? Iti akwu

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  7. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 10:06

    Linda some news are not worth posting. Smh.

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  8. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:06

    Is she a lesbian? Please tell your fiance

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  9. Linda "Coco" Ikeji25 March 2015 at 10:07

    Jeeeeez! Maybe she wants to see your body to know if she'd allow her son marry you. Hope you still have pointed breasts and firm body cos what you have there is a nosey MIL. They're the worst!


    This Blog is the new Coco

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  10. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:07

    Hahahahhhahahahahaha...I dunno oooooo...#flips my hair# and walks away

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  11. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:08

    Hahahahhhahahahahaha...I dunno oooooo...#flips my hair# and walks away

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  12. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:08

    Hahahahhhahahahahaha...I dunno oooooo...#flips my hair# and walks away

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  13. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:08

    Hahahahhhahahahahaha...I dunno oooooo...#flips my hair# and walks away

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  14. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:08

    Hahahahhhahahahahaha...I dunno oooooo...#flips my hair# and walks away

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  15. Peejay25 March 2015 at 10:09

    Run for your life! Jazz things...

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  16. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:09

    Dats very odd

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    1. Juleslouis25 March 2015 at 10:48

      Please don't ever let her. Whatever her reasons r its just not right biko. Some of these mother in laws r devils!

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  17. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 10:10

    Lesbo alert

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  18. nife25 March 2015 at 10:11

    Do you really want to know her motive?, her motive is for you to carry your bag and bagagges and run to your father's house so as not to put ursef into wahala. Mother-in-laws hmm I rest my case

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  19. Subomi25 March 2015 at 10:11

    how hard is it to say "NO, get the hell out!!"

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  20. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:11

    She wants to see how big your thing is and if you can perform well in bed. Stay well well there de ask questions.

    Shalom in Nigeria, Amen.

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  21. AQO25 March 2015 at 10:12

    Choi!!! People dey fear Mothers-in-law sha. Sure u won't feel same if it was your mother. Anyway, avoid bathing with her till you leave.






    Jesus is Lord.

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  22. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:12

    Pls runaway from dat family,she has a devilish mind.

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  23. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:12

    D caption got me opening my mouth wide... Lolzzzzz. D solution is simple, visit d hospital, and check ur head if u r not day dreaming bcos no reasonable mother in law wil dare dis.

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  24. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 10:12

    What!!!!? Hehehehehe.. She is testing u oh..

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  25. EJURA OCHOLI25 March 2015 at 10:13

    Lolzzz Mother in-law to bath with son-inlaw? God for bid bad thing oh. report her to your father in-law and you soon to be wife oh.

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    1. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 10:46

      Huh? Did U read the story?

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    2. Unknown25 March 2015 at 11:10

      I don't think she read

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    3. iyke cindy25 March 2015 at 13:10

      Am not sure she did....bck to d story,tel it to ur wud be hubby straight up..which kain gobe be dat?

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  26. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:13

    Cooked-up stories everyday!!! *yarning*

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  27. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:13

    Abomination ...still don't believe this story

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  28. iphii25 March 2015 at 10:13

    Ok! Naaa

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  29. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:14

    what state is ur fiance frm ？

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  30. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:14

    As simple as abc "bath with her"

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  31. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:14

    She prolly wanna better assess u in ur birthday suit.
    I don't think there is any cause 4 alarm.

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  32. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:14

    She just want to help you scrub ur back well, since she felt you can scrub it well.....Lmao #orisirisi

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  33. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:16

    Hahahaha don't let her see whatever it is she wants to see. Rush to take your bath whenever you see she's distracted or busy.

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  34. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 10:16

    ASK HER AND UR WUD BE HUSBY WAT HER MOTIVE IS AND NOT US...AND SOLVE IT BE ASSISTIN HER TO BATH FIRST SINCE SHE NIDS COMPANION IN D BATHROOM....TOMJERRYSWIT

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  35. Onyx's Girlfriend (he isn't gay pls)25 March 2015 at 10:16

    No make am get u o.

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  36. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:18

    Is She a les.......or what else did she want to see.well use style and tell your fiance

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  37. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 10:19

    Being old doesn't exclude her from being a lesbian

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  38. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:19

    Is somehow o!
    I won't allow it,
    I won't be comfortable sef.

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  39. August Girlie25 March 2015 at 10:20

    Haba! This is ridiculous na!!!! Maybe she jst wants to be sure you r more than worthy to be married to her son #asper checking u out for her son...... wahala dey!!!!

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  40. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:21

    Haaaaaaaaaa, very funny kia wetin person no go hear 4 ds world shoooo,hmmmm u beta call ur hussy and tel him 2 tlk 2 his mother abi its der own tradition sha, bt serz its unethical jare.

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  41. Eze25 March 2015 at 10:21

    Woooow u must he such a lucky man.....pls bang the hell out of her....after all she not ur own mother...but mother in law, just bath with her there is nothing wrong with that, as far as u are not caught...... Wish such would happen to me....having been longing to fcuk a friend or somebody's mum.....

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    1. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 10:43

      Dumbo You don't know how to read ba?

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    2. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 12:54

      Henry you are very stupid and senseless! Uneducated maggot!

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    3. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 12:56

      Henry you are very stupid and senseless! Uneducated maggot!

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    4. Unknown25 March 2015 at 16:40

      Dude get a grip. Na ur type go dey shout fr en pikin when en carry last fr class. U see ya sef?? Iti boribo!

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  42. Eze25 March 2015 at 10:21

    Woooow u must he such a lucky man.....pls bang the hell out of her....after all she not ur own mother...but mother in law, just bath with her there is nothing wrong with that, as far as u are not caught...... Wish such would happen to me....having been longing to fcuk a friend or somebody's mum.....

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    1. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 12:57

      Stupid uneducated maggot! Go and learn how to read!

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  43. Jules25 March 2015 at 10:21

    Saw this on pulse...maybe the mother wants to know if she's already given birth before!

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  44. MADE IN NIGERIA25 March 2015 at 10:22

    Haba!!! Ask her outrightly why she wants 2 bath with you? Nothing person no go see for dis life! God help us.

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  45. Meka Regional25 March 2015 at 10:22

    Which female LIB reader?? You copied it from nairaland joor!

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  47. 7F098C1925 March 2015 at 10:23

    Wow. If she's beautiful, I will bath with her wit my eye close. Engr Emy

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  48. Juliebabe25 March 2015 at 10:23

    Don't allow her, i'm sure she is a gay, if not why will she wanna see her nakedness

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    1. Unknown25 March 2015 at 11:17

      Lol!woman is a gay?

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    2. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 16:20

      Yes a woman can be gay.
      Gay refers to both homosexual male and lesbian females

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  49. Zombie huntress25 March 2015 at 10:23

    Hmmm the mother-in-law wants the coco

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  50. Shallomoni25 March 2015 at 10:23

    Better run for ur dear life. Or u can talk to ur fiancé about it. Let him know u ain't comfortable with his ma's behavior

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  51. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 10:24

    She wants to see if ur waistline can manufacture children lmao

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  52. BONARIO NNAGS25 March 2015 at 10:25

    LEZBIonest, it might just be mere likeness.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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  53. GALORE25 March 2015 at 10:25

    @Mama no wan old...@Mama na Old lesbian..... Whether she wan suck u?
    Or she wan initiate u

    Better be careful





    @Galore

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  54. Linda's Intern25 March 2015 at 10:25

    Nne I feel your pain o! This one na d true definition of GOBE.
    I'll definitely come back to this post to read comments from mothers

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  55. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:26

    Perhaps she wants to know if u were circumcised.

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  56. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 10:27

    PLEASSSSSEEE RUN FOR YOUR DEAR LIFE!!! WITCRAFT THINGS ooo!!! Just say something came up and you have to be back at your base o!! a word is enough for the wise o as the saying goes!!

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  57. nene25 March 2015 at 10:27

    Ehn she wants to check if u r still intact for her son..I've heard this kind of story before ..most times the mother-in-laws do it to check if d girl has done abortion before ..lol..

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  58. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:27

    Is this a clip from a movie or something made up cos I never heard of anything like this before. Is she mentally stable, abi kolo dey worry her small small??? Linda take note!

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  59. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:27

    Is this a clip from a movie or something made up cos I never heard of anything like this before. Is she mentally stable, abi kolo dey worry her small small??? Linda take note!

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  60. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:28

    Ask her the same question you asked us...what do you want to see ma??? Lobatan!

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  61. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:28

    Is this a clip from a movie or something made up cos I never heard of anything like this before. Is she mentally stable, abi kolo dey worry her small small??? Linda take note!

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  62. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:28

    Is this a clip from a movie or something made up cos I never heard of anything like this before. Is she mentally stable, abi kolo dey worry her small small??? Linda take note!

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  63. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:28

    Its a big temptation which u can avoid by praying against.

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  64. Abekey victoria25 March 2015 at 10:29

    You better run for ur dear life

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  65. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 10:29

    SHE WANTS TO EYEBALL YOU PROPER FOR PREGNANCY.....

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  66. APPLE25 March 2015 at 10:29

    YOU JUST SAY NO!!!!!!!!

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  67. pamela25 March 2015 at 10:30

    She wan see wetin her son they chop na...hehe

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  68. dailybenefits25 March 2015 at 10:32

    Gosh, that's rather strange. Maybe she wants to be sure you are a woman and not transgender, abi?





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  69. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:32

    Lol....not yet ur mom in law.
    and try to know her motives b4 u should react.

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  70. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 10:32

    is a lesbian? dnt ever make the mistake of bathing with her o

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  71. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:33

    Looooolz, mama want 2 examine ur john Thomas now, bt seriously, is der no hotel 2 lodge, y der aos? Anyway, u need 2 call ur babes attention 2 it b4 it gt out of hand.

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    1. Unknown25 March 2015 at 16:45

      Y are ppl finding it so difficult to comprehend a simple story as dis!!! Madaaam, pls read it again and mk sure u understand it dis tym or u will hv to repeat!!!

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  72. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:33

    Hiannnnnnnn! She must b a witch!

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  73. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:33

    Looooolz, mama want 2 examine ur john Thomas now, bt seriously, is der no hotel 2 lodge, y der aos? Anyway, u need 2 call ur babes attention 2 it b4 it gt out of hand.

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    1. shaakaaraa25 March 2015 at 11:19

      D problem with most libers is d inability to read n understand.its a she not he.hian

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    2. Unknown25 March 2015 at 16:46

      Can't bliv d number of ppl dat got it mixd up. it's a straight forward story nah

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  74. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 10:34

    is she a lesbian? dnt ever make the mistake of bathing with her o

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  75. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:34

    Lol
    She want to see hw sexy u look
    My advice is try ur best to avoid her

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  76. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 10:35

    Like seriously.....

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  77. Idi25 March 2015 at 10:35

    Hahahahahahahaha.. Ask ur bf not Lib readers. whew!

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  78. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 10:35

    Like seriously.....

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  79. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:36

    She want to see your d**k and possibly share ouuta it......lolzzzz

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  80. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 10:37

    She obviously wants to size the girl up. Which is actually perversion if u ask me. She shd wisely tell her that she can't be bathing wt her "mother" that it is disrespectful.

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  81. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 10:42

    She wan see if your breast down fall for ground...


    Linda ikeji,pls don't ruin my high! I cannot laugh...shit funny yo!

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  82. Carina Kikelomo Jacob25 March 2015 at 10:43

    Strange. Very strange.

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  83. Alloy Chikezie25 March 2015 at 10:52

    Speechless

    Your comment will be visible after approval

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  84. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:53

    Is dis a joke or somethng????? so so strange









    Moye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB....

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  85. Unknown25 March 2015 at 10:55

    This is hilarious! Don't even think bout giving in at all....

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  86. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 10:56

    Shut it if u have no reasonable advice to give.

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  87. KWEEN25 March 2015 at 11:03

    Perhaps she wants to analyze your breasts and tummy... to see if you've Carried a baby before. lool. Very weird I tell you. Don't let her bathe with you. Simple!

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  88. ary25 March 2015 at 11:07

    LMAO, WTF?!!!!!

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  89. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 11:33

    She wanna see u not packaging...cus name packaging dey reign.....lol....

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  90. Omo Iya Beji25 March 2015 at 11:36

    Lol she want to do a naked observation of you, cld be she want to bond with u. If I have a beautiful relationship with my mother in law I don't see y we can have a bath together.

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  91. Unknown25 March 2015 at 11:36

    Only God knows why she want to see your nakedness. Tell her you are not comfortable with the idea.

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  92. Unknown25 March 2015 at 11:44

    Report her to your woman besides I don't think she's testing you

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    1. Unknown25 March 2015 at 16:59

      Seriously??? It's a woman nw hw hard is dis to understand???

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  93. Unknown25 March 2015 at 11:45

    No comment jst passing

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  94. Unknown25 March 2015 at 11:45

    Lol... Pray to God. Solutions would flow in

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  95. Unknown25 March 2015 at 11:54

    Ask Her Why she always wanna Bathe with u mbok!.... abi if she see u she go just carry bucket follow u?

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  96. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 12:11

    she wants to see if ur punani is still tight or boys have scattered d hole.

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  97. Vidda25 March 2015 at 12:11

    There is no need for long stories, just tell her "mama I do not tolerate people aside my husband intruding into my privacy, got that?" not too harsh to say is it?

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  98. Unknown25 March 2015 at 12:35

    Trouble.

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  99. Unknown25 March 2015 at 12:36

    Trouble.

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  100. Unknown25 March 2015 at 12:38

    its bad ooo

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  101. Unknown25 March 2015 at 12:38

    wat kind of mother inlaw is that

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  102. Unknown25 March 2015 at 12:48

    She wants to know if you have given birth before by having a full view of your stomach lol

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  103. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 13:04

    She fine? Breast still standing? Abeg chop the pomo

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  104. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 13:17

    Damn!!!

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  105. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 13:39

    Can you stop stealing stories from NAIRALAND? Linda, you're becoming pathetic

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  106. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 13:51

    what else is new??? a nigerian boy is getting married to a white boy tomorrow in the UK... she is bisexual noni...

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  107. Unknown25 March 2015 at 13:54

    Very easily, go with her na, are u not a man after all., u are not marry yet, just a Frances. Prove urself guy,

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    1. Geraldine odey25 March 2015 at 18:38

      Did you just write in English language orrrrrrrrrrrr? Pls go back to school.chai

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    2. Geraldine odey25 March 2015 at 18:41

      Worse comment ever @u are not marry yet, just a Frances. Prove Urself guy. U couldn't even read to understand and then u typed rubbish cos u must comment abi?

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  108. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 14:13

    lol. she wan access the commodity wey her son go pay for.

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  109. yawanow25 March 2015 at 14:51

    LMAO. She wants to see if you are oka or ube. Better still bath with her and massage her. mtchewwwwwwwwwwww.
    If you like don't put a stop to it. yeye

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  110. Unknown25 March 2015 at 15:01

    She wants to knw if ur still a virgin

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  111. DECENCY25 March 2015 at 16:10

    L

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  112. DECENCY25 March 2015 at 16:10

    L

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  113. Unknown25 March 2015 at 17:22

    You are stupid to stay there and nurse a dirty plan. Just do it and go back to street. You are not meant to marry

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  114. Anonymous25 March 2015 at 20:18

    U have an ashawo for a supposon mother in law

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  115. Unknown7 April 2015 at 10:04

    she wants to see your egg plants.....lol

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