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Any lady looking for Clitoral massage? Lol

Check out this advert of a male escort and his services making the rounds on Nigerian twitter. Some ladies said the number isn't going through. Yes, they tried calling. Lol. But I've censored it now...
at 3/09/2015 12:47:00 pm

114 comments:

  1. Davido's driver9 March 2015 at 12:48

    People are busy been jobless.. lindaobserve

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    1. Anonymous9 March 2015 at 22:48

      #smh - Mama War has just kicked GEJ out of office and if he doesn't Divorce her now she may send him to jail in the next couple of months.

      7 more Governors to defect from PDP to APC. It's over and it has been since 17 was regarded more than 19 as per Mama War's request; amongst so many other atrocities.

      SAI BUHARI

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  2. AbokiDaWarriBoy9 March 2015 at 12:49

    Okpemu! Lol

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  3. Unknown9 March 2015 at 12:50

    lol! my side chic need am...



    #GodblessNigeria

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  4. obiora9 March 2015 at 12:50

    Any which way na way.

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  5. Unknown9 March 2015 at 12:50

    So why are you shouwing us since you censored it

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  6. Unknown9 March 2015 at 12:51

    Hehehehehhe! Nawa ooooo

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  7. Unknown9 March 2015 at 12:51

    MR EDDY said this heat wan kill person o.


    Lwkmdo. Lmfao. Nigerians no go kill me.
    ^
    ^
    ^™THAT EDO BOY.COM~

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  8. Anonymous9 March 2015 at 12:51

    Y U HYD D NUMBER??TOMJERRYSWIT

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  9. Anonymous9 March 2015 at 12:52

    Linda why is the Number censored now? I for call am Now Now. I have a few mp4 of serious clitoral Massage on My phone. At least if No man is coming I can always enjoy the pleasure myself

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  10. Unknown9 March 2015 at 12:52

    Lolz naija every thing na market

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  11. Unknown9 March 2015 at 12:52

    Bia Linda why u censor the number na! Nawa for u ooooo

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  12. Unknown9 March 2015 at 12:53

    Imagine o
    I thought I was only in other countries
    This amusing and surprising sha!

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  13. Chioma Ijomah9 March 2015 at 12:53

    LINDODO INTERNATIONAL !!!!!

    Why scratch off the number na??

    LOL!

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  14. Unknown9 March 2015 at 12:54

    Seriously. There is nothing i wont see

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  15. Unknown9 March 2015 at 12:54

    hahahahahahaha I cant stop laughing hahahaha how about shit whole massage

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  16. Bishop Dammy9 March 2015 at 12:55

    Clitoral! Oh no! That's against all good morals... don't call please. john 10:10-11. @Bishop_Dammy

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  17. BONARIO NNAGS9 March 2015 at 12:56

    Lol he's a young entrepreneur, ingenuity at work.
    He needs to meet YOUWIN coordinators for a startup capital.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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  18. Bonita Bislam9 March 2015 at 12:56

    Lmaooooo this can't be real abeg

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  19. Unknown9 March 2015 at 12:56

    Lmao.....no comment....but why on earth did you censored the number a good citizen of massage is offering? Lol


    ::::::::::::::::::::::QUEENMAYA:::::::::::::::::::::

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  20. STARRY LARRY9 March 2015 at 12:56

    Lord help your people

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  21. Anonymous9 March 2015 at 12:57

    Linda this is exactly what you need. call am hehehehehe

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  22. Fadig9 March 2015 at 12:57

    lol..@ happy ending massage

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  23. Anonymous9 March 2015 at 12:57

    Why the censoring? It's an ad after all!

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  24. Tony9 March 2015 at 12:58

    Linda i want to suck your clitoris pls 792EFA95

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    1. Anonymous9 March 2015 at 18:02

      Linda no get clitoris na

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    2. Anonymous9 March 2015 at 23:56

      @ Anon 6:02 Wetin do her clitoris ?

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    3. Unknown10 March 2015 at 03:09

      Lol is this conversation really happening right now?. Linda ikeji it seems like your puna is a hot topic 😂😂..people have no chill

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  25. Unknown9 March 2015 at 12:59

    Madam lin lin y na y did u censor d numba na I 4 try am ooooooo. Lol wetin we no go c shaaaaaa. Its alrty.

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  26. Unknown9 March 2015 at 12:59

    Choi!!!!!!!! E go make sense oh!!! *tongue out*

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  27. Unknown9 March 2015 at 13:00

    The number won't go thru as he's gotten a handful already.

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  28. Unknown9 March 2015 at 13:02

    Who he help?

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  29. Unknown9 March 2015 at 13:02

    Why did you blur the number na? LoL.

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  30. Unknown9 March 2015 at 13:03

    Interesting...
    Wht an advert. Hope they don't go any way and dis advert doesn't even see d day light. I bet sure no lady wil fall for dis.

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  31. AMIJEZ9 March 2015 at 13:04

    Hahahahahaha,you go go fear massage. If you hear what happens in the massage room,even married pple are not left out.

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  32. Unknown9 March 2015 at 13:05

    Why d'you cancel the number. Some people can be so daft!

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  33. Unknown9 March 2015 at 13:05

    Hahaha, good job. Our ladies continue trying the number it will eventually go. Don't shy, you all need it

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  34. Unknown9 March 2015 at 13:06

    Choi, wetin person no go see

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  35. Unknown9 March 2015 at 13:06

    Badt Guy... I'll offer this services for Free..
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    .NOTE: Raise Your Words, Not Your Voice. It Is Rain That Grows Flowers, Not Thunder..

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  36. Anonymous9 March 2015 at 13:06

    Oh well, he is only sending clitoral message not massage. Hehehe

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  37. Anonymous9 March 2015 at 13:07

    Naija too much. They will kill somebody with laugh.
    Please check out www.effiezy.com

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  38. Anonymous9 March 2015 at 13:07

    Pls put the number back.

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  39. Bellsayzso9 March 2015 at 13:07

    for real........

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  40. Unknown9 March 2015 at 13:08

    man must chop
    from clitoral massage e go enta bangin massage.welcome to nigeria

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  41. Anonymous9 March 2015 at 13:13

    POC, A Masseur

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  42. Unknown9 March 2015 at 13:13

    I also offer the same services, call me on 08189893292

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  43. LIB chairlady9 March 2015 at 13:13

    People are funny... which one is clitoral massage bikonu? Dis is pure bagging. Thr is God ooo

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  44. prettiyz9 March 2015 at 13:15

    All ye ladies r in trouble

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  45. Unknown9 March 2015 at 13:16

    I also offer the same sevices call me on 08189893292

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  46. Unknown9 March 2015 at 13:16

    Lmao! Happy ending massage!

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  47. Unknown9 March 2015 at 13:18

    Robbers and 419ners at work! Invite them @ ur own risk. They will rob u blind.....lol



    #TeamBlessed#

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  48. Anonymous9 March 2015 at 13:19

    Meet ur mum and gv her Clitoral massage

    Plz do that urgent

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  49. Paul Ofou9 March 2015 at 13:20

    Lindodo talk true you self follow call the number joor lol #tongueout

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  50. Idoma Carnival9 March 2015 at 13:22

    no be only clitorial massage.

    Ole ni ye

    #Davidking

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  51. Unknown9 March 2015 at 13:23

    Happy endiing gini?? Hehe

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  52. Anonymous9 March 2015 at 13:24

    yes, please the number is not going. why cant they put 2 nos.
    08028728818?

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  53. TripleC SDK BlogBoo 9 March 2015 at 13:24

    IkejiLinda I no say u follow Try D numba

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  54. MADE IN NIGERIA9 March 2015 at 13:29

    Can u imagine??? Nothing person no go see lol....which one come be happy ending massage???

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  55. Unknown9 March 2015 at 13:30

    Seen

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  56. Unknown9 March 2015 at 13:32

    He should first learn how to read and write biko. Linda take note!

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  57. Unknown9 March 2015 at 13:32

    He should first learn how to read and write biko. Linda take note!

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  58. Unknown9 March 2015 at 13:32

    He should first learn how to read and write biko. Linda take note!

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  59. Unknown9 March 2015 at 13:32

    He should first learn how to read and write biko. Linda take note!

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  60. Sassylicioux9 March 2015 at 13:33

    Heheheheheheh! The hustle is real mehn

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  61. elo tasha9 March 2015 at 13:34

    WTF

    Post a Comment

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  62. Kponskii9 March 2015 at 13:34

    Oh boi see wetin joblessness don cause.

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  63. Unknown9 March 2015 at 13:35

    Hahahahaha i bliv dis will have customers cos i know women

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  64. Unknown9 March 2015 at 13:35

    Lol ... Choi he got Customers already

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  65. Unknown9 March 2015 at 13:36

    Good for them.


    OKORO UPGRADED**

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  66. Flora9 March 2015 at 13:37

    'Clitoral or Happy Ending Massage at ur convenience 2 EASY ur stress'.... LWKMD...

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  67. Mma9 March 2015 at 13:43

    OK Na,Linda y u clean d number?

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  68. Subomi9 March 2015 at 13:44

    ''.... to easy your stress'' lip sealed

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  69. Anonymous9 March 2015 at 13:45

    Do they offer services to men

    Gay Life of an Anonymous Writer

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  70. ary9 March 2015 at 13:45

    LOL, this is some sh*t! Seriously.

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  71. Unknown9 March 2015 at 13:48

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Lmaooo.... I will love to venture in this type of business though....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  72. Anonymous9 March 2015 at 13:49

    I know men dont have clitoris. But, would be nice to know if they work on what men have


    Gay Life of an Anonymous Writer

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  73. Unknown9 March 2015 at 13:50

    Tf?!!!which kain?!!!*summersaults*

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  74. Unknown9 March 2015 at 13:54

    People get time, Imagine they even tried the line.

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  75. Unknown9 March 2015 at 13:55

    So some people have even started calling the number..Naija, I dey hail ooo ..

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  76. Unknown9 March 2015 at 13:58

    LWKMD........Wetin person know see for dis 9ja..

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  77. APPLE9 March 2015 at 13:59

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..Werey.

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  78. Jules9 March 2015 at 14:00

    Some people have actually gone insane!

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  79. gidis9 March 2015 at 14:19

    Linda u of all pple knws advert goes a long way in d successfulness of any bizness...it jes happens dis dude knws it n he z puttn it 2 gud use!!! Bt on d real tho dis z funny. Can't jes get ma self 2 stop smilin

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  80. Unknown9 March 2015 at 14:21

    Pls which one be clitorial massage?

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  81. Anonymous9 March 2015 at 14:38

    The kind of idiot that gives professional and qualified massage therapists a bad reputation.

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  82. Unknown9 March 2015 at 14:49

    Linda,why did you scattet the phone number now?Thats uncalled for

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  83. Juleslouis9 March 2015 at 14:56

    Lmao!

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  84. KING OF LIBERS9 March 2015 at 15:00

    LMFAO. Orisirisi. Tha fuck!

    Cheap idiot looking for cheap money.

    But still on still sha, LIBERS LOVE AND HAIL THEIR KING.

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  85. Anonymous9 March 2015 at 15:06

    Pls this is so stale!! I read it already from Lailasblog!

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  86. Unknown9 March 2015 at 15:19

    Lolxxxx.... making money oooo jo time

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  87. Anonymous9 March 2015 at 15:24

    Wow!
    Desperation for survival or outright madness???


    .....A better Nigeria I pray......

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  88. Unknown9 March 2015 at 15:31

    Linda thank u for helping d guy advertise his business..... He has been longing to advertise it in LIB

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  89. TALLER9 March 2015 at 15:37

    Weird

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  90. Unknown9 March 2015 at 15:44

    ok Linda I was the first to comment here and You never post my comments why? You only post my comments when I sign in as anonymous you dey see me for your dreams? abi we dey fight?

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  91. Unknown9 March 2015 at 15:52

    Hahahahahahahaha!#happy ending,means u wil be dead nd wil join ur ancestors happily..idiots

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  92. Unknown9 March 2015 at 15:53

    Hahahaha, i still dey laugh.

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  93. Unknown9 March 2015 at 15:54

    Hahahahahahahaha!#happy ending,means u wil be dead nd wil join ur ancestors happily..idiots

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  94. Anonymous9 March 2015 at 16:21

    Linda you don't have one so you're LUCKY...me I love big cliits

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  95. Unknown9 March 2015 at 16:26

    This one na straight gateway to HIv/Aids. yeepa

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  96. Anonymous9 March 2015 at 16:34

    This happens well in the UK.. Happy ending means you get to reach this level of orgasm. its a stress free massage where you let go completely ..

    LADIES, beware of diseases sha... Lol

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  97. Unknown9 March 2015 at 16:52

    Hehehhehehehhe lindodo u wee nt kill me

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  98. Anonymous9 March 2015 at 18:15

    Add me on here 53013B39.

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  99. Anonymous9 March 2015 at 18:17

    Linda pls post my msg. Na beg I beg ooo. Single girls only add me on here 53013B39. Thanx

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  100. Anonymous9 March 2015 at 18:35

    Linda pls can u help my niece,i want her to be a model

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  101. Anonymous9 March 2015 at 19:23

    Odiegwu

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  102. Anonymous9 March 2015 at 20:11

    i offer same cal 07039826084

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  103. Innocentia Annie9 March 2015 at 22:27

    Come to naija anything is business........ dulling na sin

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  104. Innocentia Annie9 March 2015 at 22:27

    Come to naija anything is business........ dulling na sin

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  105. Anonymous9 March 2015 at 23:06

    Hmmm

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  106. Unknown10 March 2015 at 00:48

    lol
    joblessness




    #Commenting thru Glo 4G LTE

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  107. Anonymous10 March 2015 at 08:11

    I wonder what his rates are?..lol

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  108. Anonymous10 March 2015 at 14:10

    No, the actual working number is 08105342205- Big

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