According to reports, Dmitry, a married man, met a random young blonde woman who approached him at a bar after he finished a performance at a small Moscow theatre. They both had drinks and afterwards she invited him to a sauna which he agreed to. And there, he lost his testicles..lol. Continue...
At the sauna, the two kissed and had some beer and that was the last he remembered. He said he woke up the next morning at a bus stop, feeling acute pain, with blood on his trousers. His testicles had been cut off.
The police believe the lady and her gang intend to sell his testicle at the human organ black market. The actor, now working as a children's animator, was too embarrassed at first to explain what had happened to his wife, but later did. They are now looking for his testicles...
Okokobioko ,what????
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DeleteChai what a pity...d thieves really pitied him, they should have cut off d whole reproductive organ completely. In his next world, he'll learn not to cheat when married or remain single. I feel nothing for him....
DeleteOkokobioko ,what????
ReplyDeleteHow can?? Pls return his testicles to him!!!
DeleteFunny but true #ABJID
ReplyDeleteWhich kind sleep now
ReplyDeleteChoi....trafficking of balls???This world done turn another thing...make I go hide my own...
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DeleteSecondary School Boys Videoed themselves Enjoying with a Girl right inside their Classroom.
Is this the leaders of tomorrow?
WATCH HERE
Jahahahahahahahhhhahaha, How can a testicle be Stolen?? Isn't it weird?? Can't Stop Laughing.. Abeg whoever kidnapped the testicles should return it ASAP, I'll personally pay the Ransome if there's Any..
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IS DS REAL?? WAT WNT DEY STEAL?...TOMJERRYSWIT
ReplyDeleteChio, this is serious o and embarrassing too. I pray they find the testicles
ReplyDeleteLol. This is one evil thing I give full support to. I hope they find the adulterous Nigerian men in Russia and do the same. Maybe other adulterous men in other parts of the world will learn a lesson or two. Lmao
ReplyDeleteHian! I can't believe this, wetin person no go hear & see for dis life. Odikwa egwu seriously. Linda take note!
ReplyDeleteHian! I can't believe this, wetin person no go hear & see for dis life. Odikwa egwu seriously. Linda take note!
ReplyDeleteLooking for his testicles....... I can't stop laughing, see the end of adultery, some men no go still learn from this, lol looking for his testicles, make him go market go find am lol
ReplyDeleteHahahahahha! Too funny! That's what you get for cheating on your wife.. that him wife "eleda" no dey joke at all. Karma toh make sense leleyi
ReplyDeletewonders they say shall never cease....from Lagos to Russia
ReplyDeleteLmao... they will find oo...
ReplyDeleteHuh? Stolen testicles? What d hell..
ReplyDeleteNO MORE EXCUSES. START MAKING MONEY FROM THIS SIMPLE IDEA VIA YOUR PHONES NOW !!! SIMPLY CLICK THIS
Wetyn man no go see,haha kpele o #kellywester#
ReplyDeleteWetin we no go hear for this world o
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine,people trying to outdo the devil these days. This is the worst that can happen to a man.
ReplyDelete~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA
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And where will they find d testicles? Does it have his name on it? Nawa o. Wonders no dey end.
ReplyDeleteLmao. Not funny tho
ReplyDeleteHuh? Wtf? My privates very sensitive,i feel everything down dere !no matter d drug I'll wake up
ReplyDeleteAre u sure u have balls?...hahahahaha
DeleteLmao..dem never give u better drug,wey go be like say u don mud
DeleteLmao.....stolen while asleep? Was he drugged...funny complicated sad story
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Lol for real? I thought this crazy sh*t happens only in Naija.Lol sorry o.Goodluck with the search
ReplyDeleteAshawo man, lessons learnt? Hahahahahihihihihohohoho
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteThis is for men that won't stay one place
Assuming he rejected her offer and went home to his wife
He will still have his testicles
Wonders shall never end! This one wey dem talk say dem dey find d testicles, do they intend to re-fix d testicles if they find it!? Next time, u go see adultery flee! Married man wey dey kiss anoda woman. See wat adultery has caused u now!
ReplyDeletechei
ReplyDeleteNa wa o. Kinda funny sha.
ReplyDeleteJesus is Lord.
Funny and kinda creepy
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!
ReplyDeletedamn!
ReplyDeleteJust when you think you've heard it all. Bam! Another one pops up. This is funny and not too
ReplyDeleteHhahahahahaha! Chai! Linda no go kill me! If only unfaithful husbands will always meet organ thieves!
ReplyDeleteOMG.. These Oyibo ppl can be so heartless.. Hurting a fellow human just for money..
ReplyDeletethey should keep looking they will see it. foolish man
ReplyDeleteevils under the moon
ReplyDeleteevils under the moon
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Dats gud 4 him n his story wl teach other men lyk him serious lesson. I only pity his wife.
ReplyDeleteDats gud 4 him n his story wl teach other men lyk him serious lesson. I only pity his wife.
ReplyDeleteDats gud 4 him n his story wl teach other men lyk him serious lesson. I only pity his wife.
ReplyDeleteDats gud 4 him n his story wl teach other men lyk him serious lesson. I only pity his wife.
ReplyDeleteAwww. Not his fault! He was pleasing a fan.
ReplyDeleteOKORO UPGRADED
Jesus will help u find it...lolzzzz
ReplyDeletethis is really serious.but can it still be found
ReplyDeleteDis funny and interesting...
ReplyDeleteJust like dat. Was he drunk or wht???
So dis kain tin dey happen for abroad !!!!!! Na wao
ReplyDeleteChai.sory to him.let his search well,he shall find it
ReplyDeleteThous shall not commit adultery. We no go listen........Dear strip club, I cancel my scheduled visit tomorrow.
ReplyDeletePls who took his testicles should pls bring it back oo or else.
ReplyDeleteFunny but how come he's still alive????
Deletemoney on point.
ReplyDelete............*****PRAY4NIGERIA*****............
Issues!
ReplyDeletedatz crazy and barbaric.
ReplyDeleteThings do for money.
Ain't u a fool? You followed a stranger. Useless ashawo man, I pray ure wife dump ure silly ass.
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteAhaha this is funny.linda observe
ReplyDeleteHaba!!! Sorry u go find am... Next time don't even think of adultery
ReplyDeleteTis under d table...#womanizergotpaidinfull....if only u'd been faithful
ReplyDeleteHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, THE DEVIL IS A LIAR...
ReplyDeleteEiyah pele
ReplyDeleteWhat a bad news for his wife! Hope they find his STUFF intact.
ReplyDeleteLol..but omg
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Testicle one , two. Testicles one, two. Can't imagine my testicles leavin the Scrotum sack. I really feel sorry 4 the Dude, despite the one Nite Stand with a Strange Blonde.
ReplyDeleteLol, pele o. Best of luck fiding your testicles.
ReplyDeleteeyaaaaa. sorry oooooo.
ReplyDeleteNa wetin ojukokoro piom piom dey bring. He wanted to do a fast one......mtchewwwwww
DeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....sorry my nigga...God will let u see ur testicles o...wtf
ReplyDeleteLmao, pls they should come and collect one of mine cus my balls are way too big for my boxers
ReplyDeleteKaai....they have rendered this man useless ooo
ReplyDelete@Galore
Lol. Wat a world!
ReplyDeleteOfftopic - but speaking testicles,It's been long since linda ikeji posted a pic of someone's 'Eggplant' You've changed yeah? We thank God!
ReplyDeleteLMAO, This definitely belongs to the oddity section of a newspaper.
ReplyDeleteShameless prick!
ReplyDeleteWow! Just like that? Chai
ReplyDeleteLmao! Tins dey happen o can't even control my lafta. Lol guy ur too careless. Hahaha
ReplyDeleteIts funny but i hope they find his testicles oh!!!
ReplyDeleteLolz...I pray he see it shaaaaa......
ReplyDeleteThough not funny , I couldn't help laughing. Well it is a lesson, be careful of who you hang out with.
ReplyDeletena wa o. Linda advise Russian guys to tag their tinz o. what else can I say? of what use is his testicles to them?
ReplyDeleteLol hope he finds his testicules
ReplyDeleteLwkmd...gud 4 him ojukokoro...#Queenmama...
ReplyDeleteAm I allowed to laugh at him ?
ReplyDeleteIf yes,I'll be back for that .
You see what 5 minutes of cheating did to you . I pity the wife that lives with you and forced to nurse your issues .
You're lucky they did your aki and not your heart .
Serves him right! I wish this will happen to any married man who chooses to cheat on his wife.
ReplyDeleteHope he finds his testicles soon
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And he survived???
ReplyDelete@Sophia Stephen
Exactly my thoughts, how come he's still alive
DeleteI think he kind of deserves it. Being married and acting married should have kept him safe but he decided to fall for it. All is fair
ReplyDeleteLol @ "They are now looking for his testicles"
ReplyDeleteSMH for u, when u can't control yourself
ReplyDeleteHe is lucky they didn't cut his penis off,next time he won't talk to strange women
ReplyDeleteThe guy cheated on his wife and his testicles were cut off....there is no point describing the incident with such formality....the whole story is told as if he did a regular thing like "SHOPPING".
ReplyDeleteThe guy cheated on his wife and his testicles were cut off....there is no point describing the incident with such formality....the whole story is told as if he did a regular thing like "SHOPPING".
ReplyDeleteSorryoooo. Reward for infidelity.
ReplyDeleteWait!!!....Looking for WHat???????? rotflmao hahahahahaha ma ribs re hurting ooo. can't stop lafin. Oops ma bad! its a serious matter tho.
ReplyDeleteFor where dem drug ham
ReplyDeleteAdultery attempt gone wrong....hahaha
ReplyDeleteAbeg, Yemi Alade as u dey search for ya "Johnny" help ds Oyibo to also search for his "dinginlinnn". Its important, I plead wt u. Lmao
ReplyDeleteThis is a lesson for all us! be careful with strangers
ReplyDeleteLmao sorry to laugh!!! Buh really??sigh loll
ReplyDeleteHmmmm men! Now ur wife is one helping u out ooo, next time u see a sexy blonde will run.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm men! Now ur wife is one helping u out ooo, next time u see a sexy blonde will run.
ReplyDeleteGood for him men they never listen never
ReplyDeleteNawa oh, bizzare world
ReplyDeleteHahaahahahha serves him right.
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so funny, them don steal baba ibeji. there are gods o.....
ReplyDeleteVote no fight!!!
Was having a bad day.,until I read this article. Hahaha, hubby and wifey looking for testicles.haha
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ReplyDeleteEyaaaaaaaa! So sad.
ReplyDeleteLol. U learn d hard way when U don't respect urself. Good for U. Ubanagum
ReplyDeleteoga Pele oo. . next tym Neva follow a lady u don't know for a sauna bath.
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Hahahaha......@looking for his testicles. How will he know which one belongs to him.....haha
ReplyDeleteLol! Make dem find am well o! Serves him right!
ReplyDeletentorr, that is the reward of unfaithfulness, now is ur wife turn to cheat on you or divorce you. ur own is finished on planet earth
ReplyDeleteNawa oooh the things we hear in this life so scary!!!!JC
ReplyDeleteDs is too funny 2 b true, ehen so no b only naija dem dy sell human parts correct nyc 1 oga find d testicles gan.
ReplyDeletethis is a serious matter oo,i hope he already has children oo...unless there is serious mogbe ooooo
ReplyDeleteDis is serious... Atleast he'll stop pkin up random gals.
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See mighty Gobe. Funny and scary too. Come oh, how dem go take kw say na him testicles wen dem see am? #justasking
ReplyDeleteehmmm, lookin for wetin? biko, how will they find it? anywayz, in yemi alade's voice, 'hez looking for his jonny, ayakata'. biko, bring back his pentacles, ehm, i meant testicles. lol
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Lol @ 'they are now looking for his testicles'
ReplyDeleteSorry man
Lol @ 'they are now looking for his testicles'
ReplyDeleteSorry man
Hahahahahhahahahhahahhahahualol! Linda u go kill person o!!!ehhhh! make them find am well oo. MEN BEWARE! ALL U GUYS WHO LIKE OSHO FREE OR RANDOM ABUNNA, I MEAN NDI NKUKASI BEWARNED MAKA IFE GIVE O! UR THING MIGHT GET MISSING IN THE MORNING. Hey! Linda u just made my day ;)
ReplyDeletegud 4 him
ReplyDeletemoral of the story..... don't cheat on ur wife
ReplyDeleteLol.....bt wait wat z dis world turning to?
ReplyDeleteChoi! Notin wey we no go hear. Oga reality star, wah wil u teh yaa wife naaa?
ReplyDeleteLol,dey shld put cow or ram testicle for him mumu, na wtin he like kill u smh.u tink say kissin na free
ReplyDeleteA big lesson to all married men. Now he'll become faithful by force. The wife should go and look for who will satisfy her abeg. Anu mpam!
ReplyDeleteEeehyah, evil pple evrywia, lol @ looking for his testicles. Sorry dude
ReplyDeleteLmao @they are now looking for his testicles
ReplyDeleteHahahajahaha.....adultery isn't so legal afterall.there are always consequences brothers
ReplyDeleteWhat will they do wit his testicles even if they found them
ReplyDeleteThis is serious and funny at d same time....they shld biko return his testicles o....lol
ReplyDeleteevil everywhere. ............................#6God
ReplyDeleteStrange stories everywhere, end time.
ReplyDeletestory for the gods
ReplyDeleteOMG so they are looking for testicles right now ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha
ReplyDeletei hope you will find your testicles at the right.
#Commenting thru Glo 4G LTE
See am!
ReplyDeleteThat's why you are not meant to cheat on your spouse.
Apart from you should fear God to the extent not to sin deliberately.
God have mercy on him and all of us.
Wow so things like dis really happen.
ReplyDeleteHolding on to my balls, #scarystory.
ReplyDeleteIf his testicle didn't go missing he wouldn't have told his wife he kissed another woman
ReplyDeleteWHY ARE YOU LAUGHING LIND IKEJI? IS IT BECAUSE OF PENIS ENVY? IF THE JOKE WAS ON A WOMAN NOW WOULD YOU LAUGH?
ReplyDeleteThis should happen to all men who go out and commit adultery while their wives wait for them at home.
ReplyDeleteThey shud have taken his dick as bonus.
Nawa o! But wetin person no go hear sef...
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha seriously, come and check under my bed lol, until 2day, I didn't knw it's possible to loose ur testicles and stl be alive
ReplyDeleteWonders will never end. Lesson learnt I hope.
ReplyDeleteOtokoto in Russia?! What are they doing with the organs abeg?!
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