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Thursday, 26 February 2015

Russian TV actor wakes up to find his testicles stolen by organ traffickers

Police in Russia have launched a full scale search for a gang of organ traffickers including a sexy lady and doctor who drugged 30 year old TV Soap actor Dmitry Nikolaev and removed his testicles.

According to reports, Dmitry, a married man, met a random young blonde woman who approached him at a bar after he finished a performance at a small Moscow theatre. They both had drinks and afterwards she invited him to a sauna which he agreed to. And there, he lost his testicles..lol. Continue...



At the sauna, the two kissed and had some beer and that was the last he remembered. He said he woke up the next morning at a bus stop, feeling acute pain, with blood on his trousers. His testicles had been cut off.

The police believe the lady and her gang intend to sell his testicle at the human organ black market. The actor, now working as a children's animator, was too embarrassed at first to explain what had happened to his wife, but later did. They are now looking for his testicles...

158 comments:

  1. Okokobioko ,what????

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    1. #SEBEE BY SOSSI DROPS 1st of March #undull

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    2. Chai what a pity...d thieves really pitied him, they should have cut off d whole reproductive organ completely. In his next world, he'll learn not to cheat when married or remain single. I feel nothing for him....

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  2. Okokobioko ,what????

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    1. How can?? Pls return his testicles to him!!!

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  3. Choi....trafficking of balls???This world done turn another thing...make I go hide my own...

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    1. Secondary School Boys Videoed themselves Enjoying with a Girl right inside their Classroom.

      Is this the leaders of tomorrow?

      WATCH HERE

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  4. Jahahahahahahahhhhahaha, How can a testicle be Stolen?? Isn't it weird?? Can't Stop Laughing.. Abeg whoever kidnapped the testicles should return it ASAP, I'll personally pay the Ransome if there's Any..
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    .NOTE: Raise Your Words, Not Your Voice. It Is Rain That Grows Flowers, Not Thunder..

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  5. IS DS REAL?? WAT WNT DEY STEAL?...TOMJERRYSWIT

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  6. Chio, this is serious o and embarrassing too. I pray they find the testicles

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  7. Lol. This is one evil thing I give full support to. I hope they find the adulterous Nigerian men in Russia and do the same. Maybe other adulterous men in other parts of the world will learn a lesson or two. Lmao

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  8. Hian! I can't believe this, wetin person no go hear & see for dis life. Odikwa egwu seriously. Linda take note!

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  9. Hian! I can't believe this, wetin person no go hear & see for dis life. Odikwa egwu seriously. Linda take note!

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  10. Looking for his testicles....... I can't stop laughing, see the end of adultery, some men no go still learn from this, lol looking for his testicles, make him go market go find am lol

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  11. Hahahahahha! Too funny! That's what you get for cheating on your wife.. that him wife "eleda" no dey joke at all. Karma toh make sense leleyi

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  12. wonders they say shall never cease....from Lagos to Russia

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  13. Lmao... they will find oo...

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  14. Wetyn man no go see,haha kpele o #kellywester#

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  15. Wetin we no go hear for this world o

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  16. Can you imagine,people trying to outdo the devil these days. This is the worst that can happen to a man.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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  17. lolz

    Please click on my name for Fashion/Fitness/Beauty tips

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  18. And where will they find d testicles? Does it have his name on it? Nawa o. Wonders no dey end.

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  19. Lmao. Not funny tho

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  20. Huh? Wtf? My privates very sensitive,i feel everything down dere !no matter d drug I'll wake up

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    1. Are u sure u have balls?...hahahahaha

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    2. Lmao..dem never give u better drug,wey go be like say u don mud

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  21. Lmao.....stolen while asleep? Was he drugged...funny complicated sad story


    ::::::::::::::::::::::::::QUEENMAYA::::::::::::::::::::

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  22. Lol for real? I thought this crazy sh*t happens only in Naija.Lol sorry o.Goodluck with the search

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  23. Ashawo man, lessons learnt? Hahahahahihihihihohohoho

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  24. Lol
    This is for men that won't stay one place
    Assuming he rejected her offer and went home to his wife
    He will still have his testicles

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  25. Wonders shall never end! This one wey dem talk say dem dey find d testicles, do they intend to re-fix d testicles if they find it!? Next time, u go see adultery flee! Married man wey dey kiss anoda woman. See wat adultery has caused u now!

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  26. Na wa o. Kinda funny sha.





    Jesus is Lord.

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  27. Funny and kinda creepy

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  28. Just when you think you've heard it all. Bam! Another one pops up. This is funny and not too

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  29. Hhahahahahaha! Chai! Linda no go kill me! If only unfaithful husbands will always meet organ thieves!

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  30. OMG.. These Oyibo ppl can be so heartless.. Hurting a fellow human just for money..

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  31. they should keep looking they will see it. foolish man

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  32. evils under the moon
    1st time commenting here

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  33. Dats gud 4 him n his story wl teach other men lyk him serious lesson. I only pity his wife.

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  34. Dats gud 4 him n his story wl teach other men lyk him serious lesson. I only pity his wife.

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  35. Dats gud 4 him n his story wl teach other men lyk him serious lesson. I only pity his wife.

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  36. Dats gud 4 him n his story wl teach other men lyk him serious lesson. I only pity his wife.

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  37. Awww. Not his fault! He was pleasing a fan.



    OKORO UPGRADED

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  38. Jesus will help u find it...lolzzzz

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  39. this is really serious.but can it still be found

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  40. Dis funny and interesting...
    Just like dat. Was he drunk or wht???

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  41. So dis kain tin dey happen for abroad !!!!!! Na wao

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  42. Chai.sory to him.let his search well,he shall find it

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  43. Thous shall not commit adultery. We no go listen........Dear strip club, I cancel my scheduled visit tomorrow.

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  44. Pls who took his testicles should pls bring it back oo or else.

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  45. money on point.

    ............*****PRAY4NIGERIA*****............

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  46. datz crazy and barbaric.
    Things do for money.

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  47. Ain't u a fool? You followed a stranger. Useless ashawo man, I pray ure wife dump ure silly ass.

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  48. Haba!!! Sorry u go find am... Next time don't even think of adultery

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  49. Tis under d table...#womanizergotpaidinfull....if only u'd been faithful

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  50. HAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, THE DEVIL IS A LIAR...

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  51. What a bad news for his wife! Hope they find his STUFF intact.

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  52. Lol..but omg

    www.glowyshoe.blogspot.com

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  53. Testicle one , two. Testicles one, two. Can't imagine my testicles leavin the Scrotum sack. I really feel sorry 4 the Dude, despite the one Nite Stand with a Strange Blonde.

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  54. Lol, pele o. Best of luck fiding your testicles.

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  55. eyaaaaa. sorry oooooo.

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    1. Na wetin ojukokoro piom piom dey bring. He wanted to do a fast one......mtchewwwwww

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  56. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....sorry my nigga...God will let u see ur testicles o...wtf

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  57. Lmao, pls they should come and collect one of mine cus my balls are way too big for my boxers

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  58. Kaai....they have rendered this man useless ooo




    @Galore

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  59. Offtopic - but speaking testicles,It's been long since linda ikeji posted a pic of someone's 'Eggplant' You've changed yeah? We thank God!

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  60. LMAO, This definitely belongs to the oddity section of a newspaper.

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  61. Lmao! Tins dey happen o can't even control my lafta. Lol guy ur too careless. Hahaha

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  62. Its funny but i hope they find his testicles oh!!!

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  63. Lolz...I pray he see it shaaaaa......

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  64. Though not funny , I couldn't help laughing. Well it is a lesson, be careful of who you hang out with.

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  65. na wa o. Linda advise Russian guys to tag their tinz o. what else can I say? of what use is his testicles to them?

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  66. Lol hope he finds his testicules

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  67. Lwkmd...gud 4 him ojukokoro...#Queenmama...

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  68. Am I allowed to laugh at him ?
    If yes,I'll be back for that .
    You see what 5 minutes of cheating did to you . I pity the wife that lives with you and forced to nurse your issues .
    You're lucky they did your aki and not your heart .

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  69. Serves him right! I wish this will happen to any married man who chooses to cheat on his wife.

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  70. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    This is pure wickedness nw.....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  71. And he survived???


    @Sophia Stephen

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    1. Exactly my thoughts, how come he's still alive

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  72. I think he kind of deserves it. Being married and acting married should have kept him safe but he decided to fall for it. All is fair

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  73. Lol @ "They are now looking for his testicles"

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  74. SMH for u, when u can't control yourself

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  75. He is lucky they didn't cut his penis off,next time he won't talk to strange women

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  76. The guy cheated on his wife and his testicles were cut off....there is no point describing the incident with such formality....the whole story is told as if he did a regular thing like "SHOPPING".

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  77. The guy cheated on his wife and his testicles were cut off....there is no point describing the incident with such formality....the whole story is told as if he did a regular thing like "SHOPPING".

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  78. Ogechi@ afakos@yahoo.com26 February 2015 at 13:49

    Sorryoooo. Reward for infidelity.

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  79. Wait!!!....Looking for WHat???????? rotflmao hahahahahaha ma ribs re hurting ooo. can't stop lafin. Oops ma bad! its a serious matter tho.

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  80. Adultery attempt gone wrong....hahaha

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  81. Abeg, Yemi Alade as u dey search for ya "Johnny" help ds Oyibo to also search for his "dinginlinnn". Its important, I plead wt u. Lmao

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  82. This is a lesson for all us! be careful with strangers

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  83. Lmao sorry to laugh!!! Buh really??sigh loll

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  84. Hmmmm men! Now ur wife is one helping u out ooo, next time u see a sexy blonde will run.

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  85. Hmmmm men! Now ur wife is one helping u out ooo, next time u see a sexy blonde will run.

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  86. Good for him men they never listen never

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  87. Hahaahahahha serves him right.
    ckjacob.blogspot.com

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  88. so funny, them don steal baba ibeji. there are gods o.....


    Vote no fight!!!

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  89. Was having a bad day.,until I read this article. Hahaha, hubby and wifey looking for testicles.haha

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  90. Lol. U learn d hard way when U don't respect urself. Good for U. Ubanagum

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  91. oga Pele oo. . next tym Neva follow a lady u don't know for a sauna bath.

    nekkyjenny

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  92. Hahahaha......@looking for his testicles. How will he know which one belongs to him.....haha

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  93. Lol! Make dem find am well o! Serves him right!

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  94. ntorr, that is the reward of unfaithfulness, now is ur wife turn to cheat on you or divorce you. ur own is finished on planet earth

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  95. Nawa oooh the things we hear in this life so scary!!!!JC

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  96. Ds is too funny 2 b true, ehen so no b only naija dem dy sell human parts correct nyc 1 oga find d testicles gan.

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  97. this is a serious matter oo,i hope he already has children oo...unless there is serious mogbe ooooo

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  98. Dis is serious... Atleast he'll stop pkin up random gals.
    Davido's GF

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  99. See mighty Gobe. Funny and scary too. Come oh, how dem go take kw say na him testicles wen dem see am? #justasking

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  100. ehmmm, lookin for wetin? biko, how will they find it? anywayz, in yemi alade's voice, 'hez looking for his jonny, ayakata'. biko, bring back his pentacles, ehm, i meant testicles. lol

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  101. chai, pple wicked shaa

    kindly visit
    pamscrib.blogspot.com

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  102. Lol @ 'they are now looking for his testicles'


    Sorry man

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  103. Lol @ 'they are now looking for his testicles'


    Sorry man

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  104. Hahahahahhahahahhahahhahahualol! Linda u go kill person o!!!ehhhh! make them find am well oo. MEN BEWARE! ALL U GUYS WHO LIKE OSHO FREE OR RANDOM ABUNNA, I MEAN NDI NKUKASI BEWARNED MAKA IFE GIVE O! UR THING MIGHT GET MISSING IN THE MORNING. Hey! Linda u just made my day ;)

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  105. moral of the story..... don't cheat on ur wife

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  106. Lol.....bt wait wat z dis world turning to?

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  107. Choi! Notin wey we no go hear. Oga reality star, wah wil u teh yaa wife naaa?

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  108. Lol,dey shld put cow or ram testicle for him mumu, na wtin he like kill u smh.u tink say kissin na free

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  109. A big lesson to all married men. Now he'll become faithful by force. The wife should go and look for who will satisfy her abeg. Anu mpam!

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  110. Eeehyah, evil pple evrywia, lol @ looking for his testicles. Sorry dude

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  111. Lmao @they are now looking for his testicles

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  112. Hahahajahaha.....adultery isn't so legal afterall.there are always consequences brothers

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  113. What will they do wit his testicles even if they found them

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  114. This is serious and funny at d same time....they shld biko return his testicles o....lol

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  115. evil everywhere. ............................#6God

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  116. Strange stories everywhere, end time.

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  117. OMG so they are looking for testicles right now ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha
    i hope you will find your testicles at the right.





    #Commenting thru Glo 4G LTE

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  118. See am!

    That's why you are not meant to cheat on your spouse.

    Apart from you should fear God to the extent not to sin deliberately.

    God have mercy on him and all of us.

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  119. Wow so things like dis really happen.

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  120. Holding on to my balls, #scarystory.

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  121. If his testicle didn't go missing he wouldn't have told his wife he kissed another woman

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  122. WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING LIND IKEJI? IS IT BECAUSE OF PENIS ENVY? IF THE JOKE WAS ON A WOMAN NOW WOULD YOU LAUGH?

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  123. This should happen to all men who go out and commit adultery while their wives wait for them at home.
    They shud have taken his dick as bonus.

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  124. Nawa o! But wetin person no go hear sef...

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  125. Hahahahaha seriously, come and check under my bed lol, until 2day, I didn't knw it's possible to loose ur testicles and stl be alive

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  126. #myopinioncounts#26 February 2015 at 19:33

    Wonders will never end. Lesson learnt I hope.

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  127. Otokoto in Russia?! What are they doing with the organs abeg?!

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