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Thursday, 26 February 2015

Miriam, All Figured Out...

As she sat in front of the mirror, Miriam stared at herself. She pinched her tummy, lifted her arms and jiggled them. Laughter rang behind her. Sigh. She hadn’t noticed her husband in bed. 

“Why won’t you let yourself rest?” David said and chuckled. “I’m fat” she said plainly. “You’re not. Not to me” “Other women still look hot after having children. I look like I’m still pregnant.” Miriam grumbled. “Okay oya you’re fat. I’m going to bed.” David said, annoyed. “You’re already in bed” Miriam said, trying to annoy him some more.
 
She was peeved he wouldn’t tell her the truth, simply because she was the mother of his children and he loved her that much. She felt shapeless. She climbed in beside him and lay on her back, thinking of a solution. David turned and blew bubbles on her stomach. She bawled with laughter.




Miriam twirled and admired her curves in the mirror. The woman she saw was the one she had always wanted to be. When David came home with Shapeyou’s Post Pregnancy Shaper and Unisex Tommy Trimmer four months ago, she wore and exercised with them religiously. The transformation was more than she had hoped for. She beamed as she perused her amazingly well-proportioned figure.




“Honey please help me knot this… ah. Who is this? Please I’m looking for my wife” David teased. She blushed; she had never felt more beautiful. They were attending his company’s end of year get together that evening, and as people complimented her and tried to pry the ‘secret’ to her voluptuous figure from her, Miriam quietly blessed her husband for the Shapeyou miracle.
 For enquires you can visit our website at www.shapeyou.com.ng
OR contact our experts and they would help you with making the right decision on what waist trainer you should get for your body type on the following BBM andWhatsApp details below.

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Also follow us on Instagram: @shapeyouafrica.
at 2/26/2015 06:35:00 am

85 comments:

  1. Unknown26 February 2015 at 06:37

    Seen nest

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  2. Unknown26 February 2015 at 06:37

    beautiful

    It's my birthday, visit us on www.udokajane.blogspot.com to win our gift.

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  3. Unknown26 February 2015 at 06:38

    I must commend u guys.....atleast u hired great story writers..

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  4. Anonymous26 February 2015 at 06:41

    nice. lol
    http://payfunda.biz/invitation/?share=victorial

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  5. Davido's driver26 February 2015 at 06:43

    Ok Miriam I ddnt read u

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  6. Anonymous26 February 2015 at 06:46

    Hmmmn.. i just knew it .. nice shape there tho.














    NO MORE EXCUSES. START MAKING MONEY FROM THIS SIMPLE IDEA VIA YOUR PHONES NOW !!! SIMPLY CLICK THIS



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  7. Unknown26 February 2015 at 06:47

    nice advert

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  8. Unknown26 February 2015 at 06:50

    Hmmm...

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  9. Anonymous26 February 2015 at 06:50

    Boring!

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  10. Unknown26 February 2015 at 06:52

    Great

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  11. Unknown26 February 2015 at 06:52

    Great

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  12. Anonymous26 February 2015 at 06:59

    http://studentaffairz.blogspot.com please visit this blog........... Delphic oracle.

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  13. sharmel's cutie.26 February 2015 at 06:59

    Okay na. Good one

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  14. Anonymous26 February 2015 at 07:02

    Boring








    loooool read this and thank me later

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  15. Unknown26 February 2015 at 07:02

    Lol...nyc,Linda r u d owner of shape you company?... ©onfused...√√

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    1. Anonymous26 February 2015 at 10:34

      May be her sister Lora. The way am seeing it. It's not a paid advert.

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  16. Hintealand26 February 2015 at 07:09

    Must everybody be slim like?

    ..............*****PRAY4NIGERIA*****..............

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  17. Unknown26 February 2015 at 07:12

    Okiie seen, let's begin the day. Linda take note!

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  18. Unknown26 February 2015 at 07:12

    Okiie seen, let's begin the day. Linda take note!

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  19. Bianca Bruno26 February 2015 at 07:14

    Hahaha
    Linda if you are not the owner of this shape you company then I pity them for the huge money spent on adverts

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  20. Unknown26 February 2015 at 07:14

    Hmmm...this early morning Linda!

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  21. @MEETD®EALEVANS™26 February 2015 at 07:17

    Chai, this is cyber assault...

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  22. Unknown26 February 2015 at 07:21

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
    .
    Killer shape though.....
    .
    .
    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  23. Unknown26 February 2015 at 07:22

    Is that Miriam, shes beautiful tho!

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  24. CreebHills26 February 2015 at 07:25

    oshey!!! nice one
    Creebhills Review|OMG!!!! Madonna

    Tumbles on Stage at the Brit Awards

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  25. adeola26 February 2015 at 07:27

    Story for the gods, will love to have my children first b4 thinking of tummy trimmer. Who kws there might b side effect en I will nt wnt wt will affect my womb

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  26. Emma_Jobs26 February 2015 at 07:32

    Wow... This is really cool. I think I might order one for my girls frnd cos her tummy is beginning to come and I do feel comfortable with that at all...

    By ways guy you can earn money for data entry and translation of English to yoruba, Igbo or Hausa... jst click on this link http://youthsalary.com/?user=117213

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  27. Unknown26 February 2015 at 07:35

    Hmmmm...........is dia any shape ur big stomach 4 men????????? Cos dis one don de turn to cheating *thamixbreed*

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  28. COLLIN 26 February 2015 at 07:41

    Biko we are tired of dz thing nahhh

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  29. Baby P26 February 2015 at 07:41

    Ok.what happened excersice and eating helthily?

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  30. Unknown26 February 2015 at 07:41

    Shape dot com.....

    Gdmoni Linda nd Libers.....Do av a great day


    Moye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB....


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  31. thegirlyouwant26 February 2015 at 07:42

    Chai, Linda and her early morning shape you stories....lol,

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  32. Unknown26 February 2015 at 07:42

    Ok seen!!

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  33. Unknown26 February 2015 at 07:44

    Marketing strategy is awesome!!!! me luv dat

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  34. Unknown26 February 2015 at 07:45

    ds ya marketing strategy is awesome!!!! me luv dat

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  35. Anonymous26 February 2015 at 07:48

    Linda shaaa, so ds is nt a real story.... Chaiij chineke

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  36. Unknown26 February 2015 at 07:49

    ShapeYou n their ads!

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  37. Ogechi@ afakos@yahoo.com26 February 2015 at 07:55

    Linda Linda, this one na hot advert.

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  38. Unknown26 February 2015 at 07:59

    My husband - please bless me also with a shapeyou miracle!!

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  39. EbonyAma26 February 2015 at 07:59

    This is an interesting story. Story dat touches d heart of shapeless people. I feel like crying.

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  40. Adebiyi Ayorinde26 February 2015 at 07:59

    So all these na adverts?.... And I read the story like a four unit course.

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  41. Unknown26 February 2015 at 07:59

    Market strategy......nice one

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  42. Unknown26 February 2015 at 08:02

    Linda guess dis #shapeu# don pay u wella, al na advert sha, pls gv mi urs, cos i knw they gave u. #Walks away#

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  43. Jeni_zee 26 February 2015 at 08:11

    Lol ... And the advertisement continues

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  44. Anonymous26 February 2015 at 08:11

    If only marriage is as sweet as how it's written, Everyone for done marry.

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  45. Gonna26 February 2015 at 08:12

    Hmmm Advert toh badt.

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  46. Unknown26 February 2015 at 08:13

    All good and all nice for advert...
    Thumbs up and more power to ur elbows Linda for bringing dis to LIB readers.

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  47. Unknown26 February 2015 at 08:13

    All good and all nice for advert...
    Thumbs up and more power to ur elbows Linda for bringing dis to LIB readers.

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  48. Unknown26 February 2015 at 08:13

    All good and all nice for advert...
    Thumbs up and more power to ur elbows Linda for bringing dis to LIB readers.

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  49. NaijaDeltaBabe26 February 2015 at 08:17

    Lol. Linda, ur advertising game is so tight. Keep it up sis

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  50. Unknown26 February 2015 at 08:22

    Shape you
    Leave us with your fake stories o!

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  51. Unknown26 February 2015 at 08:26

    Blessed Jesus! Oga o, we must buy dis tin with all dis adverts everyday

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  52. InkDrop26 February 2015 at 08:27

    Linda Linda.. u d use shape me do novel ...abi na story...u did cartoon, next na confirm movie

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  53. Anonymous26 February 2015 at 08:30

    My problem with customers service once again, everyday you put up an ad asking us to buy stuff and giving us numbers for your consultants whom I believe are to assist clients with making the right choice for both body and pocket. Why then should a "consultant" simply refer you back to website?

    Very bad! Please training your reps is very very important. It's not all about the money...

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  54. ejison26 February 2015 at 08:32

    Original husbi, s wot I wil do to my own wife...... Lolzz

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  55. HRH Jefixx��26 February 2015 at 08:32

    Nice advert!

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  56. Unknown26 February 2015 at 08:34

    we don hear. i tire jorrrrrrrr

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  57. Unknown26 February 2015 at 08:36

    ok




    #Commenting thru Glo 4G LTE

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  58. Anonymous26 February 2015 at 08:42

    Linda u gave us an e-mail address to send cvs to for shape you vacancies and I didn't hear from them.

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  59. Unknown26 February 2015 at 08:47

    Like seriously. Shape you these morning..

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  60. Unknown26 February 2015 at 08:48

    This new method of clincher advert is making sense...carry go

    :::::::::::::::QUEENMAYA::::::::::::::::

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  61. Anonymous26 February 2015 at 08:49

    Linda pls how can i get this shapeyou thing and how much is it

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  62. Unknown26 February 2015 at 08:50

    Okay shapeyou...We have heard ....We love your ideas and trainers...I'l get for people I know... pls give us a break from the adverts....its getting boring

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  63. Gracie ~Lindodo's Angel~26 February 2015 at 08:50

    You go fear advert. ~chuckles~

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  64. Anonymous26 February 2015 at 08:53

    every stupid womans wet dream-

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  65. Mr_SouL Get Naija Twitter/IG followers/7AB109CB26 February 2015 at 09:08

    The babe get shape, the babe get shape but she Sabi cook?

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  66. Anonymous26 February 2015 at 09:09

    Linda these people don't reply their chats . They are so rude.

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  67. Mma26 February 2015 at 09:11

    guys start buying it for ur pot belly galfrds

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  68. Unknown26 February 2015 at 09:12

    Lindodo!

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  69. Subomi26 February 2015 at 09:12

    ok I give up, I now support ladies to get themselves some shapeyou products

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  70. yawanow26 February 2015 at 09:15

    Linda dash me one @shapeyou

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  71. Unknown26 February 2015 at 09:23

    Nice, lots of women are in denial about needing these 'shapeyou' products but there's absolutely no shame in it.

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  72. Ethel26 February 2015 at 09:28

    I hafff heae

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  73. GALORE26 February 2015 at 09:30

    Shape Me....una mouth sweet die


    See as I dey read the story like say I dey read Hints of those days....

    Lol



    @Galore

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  74. Anonymous26 February 2015 at 09:33

    Lol....... Every woman must get figure 8 shape ...with dis Aunty Linda constant shapeu news. see gist na.
    #MyOwnComment

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  75. Anonymous26 February 2015 at 09:36

    Na d miriam b dat

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  76. Anonymous26 February 2015 at 09:48

    Dis shape you that makes one's upper body bigger

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  77. SWILL MARTIN26 February 2015 at 09:54

    Lindodo bizness d geh#ok cntinue

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  78. blessing swit26 February 2015 at 09:59

    i need one but fo free , heard its expensive

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  79. ebonyz...26 February 2015 at 09:59

    Linda, Linda

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  80. Unknown26 February 2015 at 12:35

    Nice advert, that means that Shape you works like magic

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  81. teebabe26 February 2015 at 14:24

    Try to use fat people and let us see the before and after pictures. Stop using slim ladies with no bulges.

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  82. T C26 February 2015 at 14:36

    Jeez! was really interested in getting the whole story......but it's advert .....that's innovate way though.


    to4success@yahoo.com

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    1. Unknown26 February 2015 at 15:00

      Nice
      .http://payfunda.biz/usrlink/?share=victorial

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  83. Anonymous27 February 2015 at 04:40

    Ok. These little random ways to get people to buy these waist trainers is really annoying. I'm personally tired of seeing these ads and being tricked into reading about them.

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