Japan to make couples go on compulsary vacations...to have more sex | Welcome to Linda Ikeji's Blog

LI_Mobile_Leaderboard_1

Monday, 23 February 2015

Japan to make couples go on compulsary vacations...to have more sex

Lol. Interesting development in Japan. The country's government wants to make it compulsory for married couples to go on more vacations - so they can have more sex...but there's a good explanation for this. The country has a low population growth. They say they are suffering from acute baby shortage. Only about 1million babies were born in Japan in 2014, the lowest figure on record for the country. Japan's health ministry also said that about 1,269,000 people died in 2014, indicating a natural population decline of 268,000. So basically, they were more people who died than were born. The country says its shrinking population is affecting their economy & want to do something about it.

The government figured couples are too busy hustling they don't have sex. So Parliament is now debating compulsory vacation for couples so they can have more sex and make more babies.

So imagine the vacation police turning up at your door one morning, 'Mr & Mrs Nakatoto, have you had your vacashion yet? Have you? Is the Mrs pregnant? No? Then go on another vacation.' lol..

145 comments:

  1. Hahahaha, Linda funny you. I know you will like that development.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I like such but we don't need it in Nigeria before we turn china

      Delete
    2. Anty Lin lolz....funny funny..
      China - no birth , japan- more birth !
      Irony of life

      Delete
    3. Hahahaha. Linda, υ̲̣̥r̲̅ crazy. Hope the vacation comes with extra money too. Money is a great motivator u know.

      Delete
    4. very funny linda,u too like ashawo tinz! y mr n mrs nakatoto? lol

      Delete
  2. Replies
    1. Their selfish act is killing them.. shebi dem no wan foreigner.. dem go hear am lol. Canada built their country with immigrants.

      Delete
  3. I will pretend I didn't see ds post.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Very funny... Then they should open their boarder to immigrants.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Apparently, they don't fancy foreigners

      Delete
    2. Simple as ABC

      Delete
    3. Foreigners bring problems. See France, UK and US with home grown terrorists. I don't blame the Japanese.

      Delete
  5. Good for them cos they can work their ass out.Fruit of labour after nine months,hehehehe!

    ReplyDelete
  6. Linda,you are very funny.Thats one of the reason i am planning to .......

    ReplyDelete
  7. Lol...every country unto their own problems...funny country becux some countries are suffering from over population and their own is to produce more babies...

    :::::::::::::::QUEENMAYA:::::::::::::::::

    ReplyDelete
  8. lol wetin person no go read
    its hilarious abeg

    ReplyDelete
  9. MR EDDY said this heat wan kill person o.

    Lol. Hahaha. that's so funny.

    ^
    ^
    ^™THAT EDO BOY.COM~

    ReplyDelete
  10. lmaoo... very funny
    na by force??????

    ReplyDelete
  11. MR EDDY said this heat wan kill person o.

    Lol. Hahaha. that's so funny.

    ^
    ^
    ^™THAT EDO BOY.COM~

    ReplyDelete
  12. Orishirishi. They can't implement this for naija. I swear down


    OKORO UPGRADED

    ReplyDelete
  13. Hehehe! Very considerate of them. Lol!

    ReplyDelete
  14. Interesting...
    I hope Nigeria government wil emulate dis.
    If they try dis we wil b in "soup".

    ReplyDelete
  15. seriously! its funny but good too

    ReplyDelete
  16. Hian! Nothing wey person no go use ear hear for dis life. Very funny indeed, lol! Linda take note!

    ReplyDelete
  17. Hian! Nothing wey person no go use ear hear for dis life. Very funny indeed, lol! Linda take note!

    ReplyDelete
  18. Hian! Nothing wey person no go use ear hear for dis life. Very funny indeed, lol! Linda take note!

    ReplyDelete
  19. lol. wish that policy were in Ghana.

    Glory_Ghana

    ReplyDelete
  20. Hian! Nothing wey person no go use ear hear for dis life. Very funny indeed, lol! Linda take note!

    ReplyDelete
  21. Choi if only its possible to export some kids down there and get the vac in return lol.

    ReplyDelete
  22. Are you kidding me #sex vacation

    ReplyDelete
  23. Dis is so funny,pls give me visa to Japan

    ReplyDelete
  24. Lol. Nakatoto ke? Hehehehe

    Pamscrib.blogspot.com

    ReplyDelete
  25. The opposite is the case here in nigeria.with married and unmarried people having children indiscriminately.

    ReplyDelete
  26. This is really really funny. But I think shay japan was trying to control their populations then so why complaining now. Oya all the Mr and Mrs in Japan compulsory sex begins

    ReplyDelete
  27. As in eh...No b small gbege o. U mst vacate for vacation...#BetaCountryJare.

    ReplyDelete
  28. compulsory vacation... I think they should put that in our law for private firms.

    ReplyDelete
  29. Lol this is crazy, but it makes sense

    ReplyDelete
  30. haha..mr nd mrs nakatoto....soon all wives wud b pregnant..japan wud b pregnant...lol

    ReplyDelete
  31. hehehehe... funny! are u seriouz?! there economy good sha.... for here 3 is enough infact na crowd. school fees and all.
    If u try am for china dem go casterate dat man cos they are looking to depopulate dat country.. dem too much. hope d governments are paying for there vacations?

    igetam4here@gmail.com

    Dafe writes via old itel mobile

    ReplyDelete
  32. Lmao, blessingjack@gmail.com

    ReplyDelete
  33. Hahahahahahhahah lindah ehh, so what if pregnancy no wan come?

    ReplyDelete
  34. LMAO. Orisirisi. Better government.

    These are the kinds of laws we be begging naija parliament to enact but the goons be too busy embezzeling and chasing oloshos (actresses) all over Abuja.

    but still on still sha, LIBERS LOVE AND HAIL THEIR KING.

    ReplyDelete
  35. Lollll linda mr and mrs Nakatot kwa!

    ReplyDelete
  36. Lol linda... Vacation police.. hilarious.

    igetam4here@gmail.com

    Dafe writes via old itel mobile

    ReplyDelete
  37. Lol, linda ooo. U just crack me up!

    ReplyDelete
  38. what a great vacation.

    ...........**** PRAY4NIGERIA ****............

    ReplyDelete
  39. Choi! Let'em ask Nigerians hw we do it. Here we dnt nid no vacations, u knw, evn a lunch break from office is enof. Hehheheheheheh!

    ReplyDelete
  40. Hehehehehe..... that's interesting. this is not applicable to us here in Nigeria at all

    ReplyDelete
  41. i just remembered... dis kind thing ehn... if vacation police comes knocking at your door and finds out you are gay, dem go just cut your "Blokus" go give couples wey need am.. hehehhehehe

    igetam4here@gmail.com

    Dafe writes via old itel mobile

    ReplyDelete
  42. Lindiway this got me cracking up ROTFL@police showing up and Mr and Mrs Nakotosho

    ReplyDelete
  43. C how a country operates, d government goes as far as regulating d sex life of its citizens,God please let Nigeria and Africa as a whole get to dis point when d well being of its citizens born and unborn b paramount to the government

    ReplyDelete
  44. Hahahaha,this is funny. Stress is one factor that can make a woman not get pregnant.

    ReplyDelete
  45. Smh! Una see a country with good economy. They even want more ppl. Am sure if our politicians and govt had their ways, they would kill all of us nd live alone.
    Solution to the problem: Take Bonario to Japan and make use of all that sperm that he might waste in naija on Vaseline just like he is doing already.
    And bia Linda, of all names, it had to be NaKaToto abi? Biko who is thinking what am thinking about that name?





    #GozManuel Says#
    #Let The Best Man Win#

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Hahahahaha, I am thinking wat u re thinking mehn!!!!.. so funny

      Delete
  46. Ghenn ghennnn other countries should follow suit.. Lol

    ReplyDelete
  47. Don't try this in Nigeria or else! but sha, that's really nice of them.

    ReplyDelete
  48. INTERESTING. BUT IN NIAJA, WE ARE PRAYING FOR PEOPLE TO DIE MORE THAN GIVE BIRTH MORE.

    THE REVERSE IS THE CASE HERE.

    ReplyDelete
  49. Lol

    Na the kind thing wen our government suppose emulate be this






    @Galore

    ReplyDelete
  50. Mr. and Mrs. Nakatoto ..... lolzzz, Linda no go kill person oo.

    ReplyDelete
  51. Good one there from the Japanese government

    ReplyDelete
  52. Lmao whtevr rocks dia boat
    xyz(dara-ima/aittyfinest)

    ReplyDelete
  53. Linda you spoil! HA! Nakatoto abi? LOL silly you!

    ReplyDelete
  54. Linda u are funny, tho I wonder what it looks like to be on vacation I ave not gone for vacation since I got married because my husband is a workaholic I pray I experience it one day sha

    ReplyDelete
  55. Lmao... send dem to 9ja...9ja men don't need vacations

    ReplyDelete
  56. Na wa oh! This pipu are confused! Tot dey said one child per couple! Issokay! Dey should even supervise dem on bed! Shur!

    ReplyDelete
  57. Why are they wasting their time and energy? They should allow Nigerians or Indians to naturalise in Japan and see what will happen to their population. On the other hand if sex is their problem, they should allow just five Nigerian men to visit their women and see whether it will not be population explosion. Two face should lead the men. Lol

    ReplyDelete
  58. Hmmm, God bless Japan. This is a country.
    ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥♡thanks ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥ 

    ReplyDelete
  59. Lol Dis Linda self..Mrs Naka-toto Hilarious!

    ReplyDelete
  60. Why are they wasting their time and energy? They should allow Nigerians or Indians to naturalise in Japan and see what will happen to their population. On the other hand if sex is their problem, they should allow just five Nigerian men to visit their women and see whether it will not be population explosion. Two face should lead the men. Lol

    ReplyDelete
  61. LET DEM INTRODUCE IT IN D AFRICAN REGION...TOMJERRYSWIT

    ReplyDelete
  62. Linda oh!!! Nakatoto?!! Seriously?!! You know it can be read as "Nack a toto" right?! Lol!!!!

    ReplyDelete
  63. Lmaoo hahahahaha, lindodo which one be then go on another vacation? They should just make artificial insemination free joor that way it will be less stressful

    ReplyDelete
  64. hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I can't stop laughing linda oooooooo!

    What if the couple doesn't want to have babies anymore?...

    Just curiously asking shaa..

    ...Pretty Say So! ifeomaponyenwe@gmail.com

    ReplyDelete
  65. Good one.
    $.
    $.
    @Carlos via Nokia Lumia

    ReplyDelete
  66. Some countries are screaming for over population and here is Japan complaining of low population lol, one man's meat is another man's poison.good for them anyway.










    ***floxycares***

    ReplyDelete
  67. Japans birth rate will increase tremendously after this legislation is passed into law.
    $.
    $.
    @Carlos via Nokia Lumia

    ReplyDelete
  68. Lol
    Very funny
    But it may cause over population sha

    ReplyDelete
  69. Wow nice concept I love this development lol JC

    ReplyDelete
  70. Lmao,, abeg linda no kill me with laff.. Am sure Nakatoto is ur doing And not a name in japan smh 4u o.. The development is quite interesting..

    ReplyDelete
  71. Very interesting indeed, Advanced Countries put everything into considerations, unlike Nigeria where there is no birth control, no record, so how do we hope to curb d menace of unemployment if people are allowed to give birth as desired without considering d National economy?

    ReplyDelete
  72. LOL,IN NIGERIA WHETHER THERE IS POPULATION DECLINE OR GROWTH ,WHO CARES,WHO EVEN TAKE NOTE

    ReplyDelete
  73. LOL,IN NIGERIA WHETHER THERE IS POPULATION DECLINE OR GROWTH ,WHO CARES,WHO EVEN TAKE NOTE

    ReplyDelete
  74. HAhAh linda dat was really funny...
    "has the mrs gotten pregnant yet"

    ReplyDelete
  75. So funny buh it's happening in marriages
    Nice one 4 couples
    #oneandonlynwa@gmail.com#

    ReplyDelete
  76. Nakatoto? you mean Knack her toto? I see what you did there Linda

    ReplyDelete
  77. Lindodo!! Mr and Mrs NACK- HER- TOTO!!!
    na wa ooooo

    ReplyDelete
  78. It's a very good development for the government and the citizens. i will marry from there. hehehehehe

    ReplyDelete
  79. Are you a lover of novels?
    Visit cynthiakalubookclub.blogspot.com

    ReplyDelete
  80. #laughin dat wld be lovely, so so funny but serious

    ReplyDelete
  81. Any man who is going to marry Linda Ikeji must be ready!
    She call it "Development" 🔜LindaIkejiClassRep❤❤

    ReplyDelete
  82. Do their law makers also intend to ban contraceptives? Going on vacation may not necessarily result in child bearing.

    ReplyDelete
  83. Do their law makers also intend to ban contraceptives? Going on vacation may not necessarily result in child bearing.

    ReplyDelete
  84. Mr & Mrs Nakatoto.....Linda you just made my day....lol

    ReplyDelete
  85. Linda! Nakatoto? It sure has to be nak and toto abi. Well japan has been on this path for quite sometimes now. Young people are not even getting married that much talkless of having kids. As funny as it sounds though it might get to work put well for them. Soon they might be paying people to have kids

    ReplyDelete
  86. japan really cares for their citizens welfare enough to know their decline in sexual activities. nice one. this cant happen in naija for sure

    ReplyDelete
  87. The name should have been Mr. and Mrs. Nakamtoto. Hahahaha

    ReplyDelete
  88. They shd do this one too in Nigeria ooo, they just have to do it.... Its very Interesting "SeX Leave" to be called....

    ReplyDelete
  89. Lol this is d funniest thing hav heard all day.LMAO

    ReplyDelete
  90. So freaky funni

    ReplyDelete
  91. Linda u r so funny....Linda d Mrs nakatoto

    ReplyDelete
  92. They should immediately draft dauda the sexy guy there,he will surely give many females there belly ASAP, Juliet iwuno take note!!!!!!! ....lol

    ReplyDelete
  93. lolz...u must get preggy by force..linda,i must make it oo

    ReplyDelete
  94. We don't need this in Nigeria ooo! We are already over populated. Nigeria will have the 3rd largest population in the world by 2050.

    ReplyDelete
  95. lol @ Mr & Mrs Nakatoto... you are a clown Linda

    ReplyDelete
  96. rolling on the floor laughing

    ReplyDelete
  97. Lmao! It's actually funny but honestly it makes a lot of sense

    ReplyDelete
  98. Police at Mr and Mrs Nakatoto's door. Knock-knock!
    Who is there?
    Police!
    Mr Nakatoto: Very good, please call the ambulance...we are stuck in action! We have been like this since 4.00am.

    ReplyDelete
  99. they should just should make up for the loss by granting Nigerians VISA we will help them fill the gap.

    ReplyDelete
  100. Nakatoto....smh

    ReplyDelete
  101. I honestly believe they want to catch up with their neighbour, China, in terms of population. The ugly part of it is that after catching up with China, they will later start preaching family planning to curb overpopulation.

    ReplyDelete
  102. hahahah, this got me laughing,,,funny lindodo

    ReplyDelete
  103. Oh Linda did u have to use that name? U's a naughty girl. Nakatoto. Smh

    ReplyDelete
  104. A country like ours and china are experiencing over population while japan is under populated,na wa o,they shld try to discover d cause of their high death rate pls,its not proper,just hope d wrath of God is not upon them.

    ReplyDelete
  105. I trust naija men,they will hustle n have sex....

    ReplyDelete
  106. Hehehehehehheehehe
    Linda you are very wicked. 😄😃😄😃 hehehehehehehehehehe

    ReplyDelete

Disclaimer: Opinions expressed in comments are those of the comment writers alone and does not reflect or represent the views of Linda Ikeji.

Recent Posts