Lol. Interesting development in Japan. The country's government wants to make it compulsory for married couples to go on more vacations - so they can have more sex...but there's a good explanation for this. The country has a low population growth. They say they are suffering from acute baby shortage. Only about 1million babies were born in Japan in 2014, the lowest figure on record for the country. Japan's health ministry also said that about 1,269,000 people died in 2014, indicating a natural population decline of 268,000. So basically, they were more people who died than were born. The country says its shrinking population is affecting their economy & want to do something about it.
The government figured couples are too busy hustling they don't have sex. So Parliament is now debating compulsory vacation for couples so they can have more sex and make more babies.
So imagine the vacation police turning up at your door one morning, 'Mr & Mrs Nakatoto, have you had your vacashion yet? Have you? Is the Mrs pregnant? No? Then go on another vacation.' lol..
Hahahaha, Linda funny you. I know you will like that development.
ReplyDeleteI like such but we don't need it in Nigeria before we turn china
DeleteAnty Lin lolz....funny funny..
DeleteChina - no birth , japan- more birth !
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DeleteHahahaha. Linda, υ̲̣̥r̲̅ crazy. Hope the vacation comes with extra money too. Money is a great motivator u know.
Deletevery funny linda,u too like ashawo tinz! y mr n mrs nakatoto? lol
DeleteLol! Orishirishi....
ReplyDeleteTheir selfish act is killing them.. shebi dem no wan foreigner.. dem go hear am lol. Canada built their country with immigrants.
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ReplyDeleteLol! Buh will dey pay?
DeleteVery funny... Then they should open their boarder to immigrants.
ReplyDeleteApparently, they don't fancy foreigners
DeleteSimple as ABC
DeleteForeigners bring problems. See France, UK and US with home grown terrorists. I don't blame the Japanese.
DeleteLol...
ReplyDeleteGood for them cos they can work their ass out.Fruit of labour after nine months,hehehehe!
ReplyDeleteLinda,you are very funny.Thats one of the reason i am planning to .......
ReplyDeleteLol...every country unto their own problems...funny country becux some countries are suffering from over population and their own is to produce more babies...
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MR EDDY said this heat wan kill person o.
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Very good of them
ReplyDeleteOrishirishi. They can't implement this for naija. I swear down
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Hehehe! Very considerate of them. Lol!
ReplyDeleteInteresting...
ReplyDeleteI hope Nigeria government wil emulate dis.
If they try dis we wil b in "soup".
seriously! its funny but good too
ReplyDeleteHian! Nothing wey person no go use ear hear for dis life. Very funny indeed, lol! Linda take note!
ReplyDeleteHian! Nothing wey person no go use ear hear for dis life. Very funny indeed, lol! Linda take note!
ReplyDeleteHian! Nothing wey person no go use ear hear for dis life. Very funny indeed, lol! Linda take note!
ReplyDeleteLol this is so interesting
ReplyDeletelol. wish that policy were in Ghana.
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Hian! Nothing wey person no go use ear hear for dis life. Very funny indeed, lol! Linda take note!
ReplyDeleteChoi if only its possible to export some kids down there and get the vac in return lol.
ReplyDeleteAre you kidding me #sex vacation
ReplyDeleteDis is so funny,pls give me visa to Japan
ReplyDeleteLol. Nakatoto ke? Hehehehe
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The opposite is the case here in nigeria.with married and unmarried people having children indiscriminately.
ReplyDeleteThis is really really funny. But I think shay japan was trying to control their populations then so why complaining now. Oya all the Mr and Mrs in Japan compulsory sex begins
ReplyDeleteAs in eh...No b small gbege o. U mst vacate for vacation...#BetaCountryJare.
ReplyDeletecompulsory vacation... I think they should put that in our law for private firms.
ReplyDeleteLol this is crazy, but it makes sense
ReplyDeletehaha..mr nd mrs nakatoto....soon all wives wud b pregnant..japan wud b pregnant...lol
ReplyDeletehehehehe... funny! are u seriouz?! there economy good sha.... for here 3 is enough infact na crowd. school fees and all.
ReplyDeleteIf u try am for china dem go casterate dat man cos they are looking to depopulate dat country.. dem too much. hope d governments are paying for there vacations?
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ReplyDeleteHahahahahahhahah lindah ehh, so what if pregnancy no wan come?
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious
ReplyDeleteLMAO. Orisirisi. Better government.
ReplyDeleteThese are the kinds of laws we be begging naija parliament to enact but the goons be too busy embezzeling and chasing oloshos (actresses) all over Abuja.
but still on still sha, LIBERS LOVE AND HAIL THEIR KING.
Lollll linda mr and mrs Nakatot kwa!
ReplyDeleteLol linda... Vacation police.. hilarious.
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Make sense
ReplyDeleteLol, linda ooo. U just crack me up!
ReplyDeletewhat a great vacation.
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Choi! Let'em ask Nigerians hw we do it. Here we dnt nid no vacations, u knw, evn a lunch break from office is enof. Hehheheheheheh!
ReplyDeleteHehehehehe..... that's interesting. this is not applicable to us here in Nigeria at all
ReplyDeleteHahahaha,imagine
ReplyDeleteHahahaha very funny
ReplyDeletei just remembered... dis kind thing ehn... if vacation police comes knocking at your door and finds out you are gay, dem go just cut your "Blokus" go give couples wey need am.. hehehhehehe
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ReplyDeleteLmfao ! na dem sabi
ReplyDeleteLindiway this got me cracking up ROTFL@police showing up and Mr and Mrs Nakotosho
ReplyDeleteC how a country operates, d government goes as far as regulating d sex life of its citizens,God please let Nigeria and Africa as a whole get to dis point when d well being of its citizens born and unborn b paramount to the government
ReplyDeleteHahahaha,this is funny. Stress is one factor that can make a woman not get pregnant.
ReplyDeleteSmh! Una see a country with good economy. They even want more ppl. Am sure if our politicians and govt had their ways, they would kill all of us nd live alone.
ReplyDeleteSolution to the problem: Take Bonario to Japan and make use of all that sperm that he might waste in naija on Vaseline just like he is doing already.
And bia Linda, of all names, it had to be NaKaToto abi? Biko who is thinking what am thinking about that name?
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Hahahahaha, I am thinking wat u re thinking mehn!!!!.. so funny
DeleteGhenn ghennnn other countries should follow suit.. Lol
ReplyDeleteNa by force
ReplyDeleteDon't try this in Nigeria or else! but sha, that's really nice of them.
ReplyDeleteINTERESTING. BUT IN NIAJA, WE ARE PRAYING FOR PEOPLE TO DIE MORE THAN GIVE BIRTH MORE.
ReplyDeleteTHE REVERSE IS THE CASE HERE.
Mehn dis is fun
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteNa the kind thing wen our government suppose emulate be this
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Lol, very important
ReplyDeleteMr. and Mrs. Nakatoto ..... lolzzz, Linda no go kill person oo.
ReplyDeleteGood one there from the Japanese government
ReplyDeleteLmao whtevr rocks dia boat
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Linda you spoil! HA! Nakatoto abi? LOL silly you!
ReplyDeleteLol, Linda I just love ur humour...
ReplyDeleteVery funny
ReplyDeleteLinda u are funny, tho I wonder what it looks like to be on vacation I ave not gone for vacation since I got married because my husband is a workaholic I pray I experience it one day sha
ReplyDeleteLmao nt bad tho
ReplyDeleteLmao... send dem to 9ja...9ja men don't need vacations
ReplyDeleteNa wa oh! This pipu are confused! Tot dey said one child per couple! Issokay! Dey should even supervise dem on bed! Shur!
ReplyDeleteWhy are they wasting their time and energy? They should allow Nigerians or Indians to naturalise in Japan and see what will happen to their population. On the other hand if sex is their problem, they should allow just five Nigerian men to visit their women and see whether it will not be population explosion. Two face should lead the men. Lol
ReplyDeleteHmmm, God bless Japan. This is a country.
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ReplyDeleteWhy are they wasting their time and energy? They should allow Nigerians or Indians to naturalise in Japan and see what will happen to their population. On the other hand if sex is their problem, they should allow just five Nigerian men to visit their women and see whether it will not be population explosion. Two face should lead the men. Lol
ReplyDeleteLET DEM INTRODUCE IT IN D AFRICAN REGION...TOMJERRYSWIT
ReplyDeleteLinda oh!!! Nakatoto?!! Seriously?!! You know it can be read as "Nack a toto" right?! Lol!!!!
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DeleteLmaoo hahahahaha, lindodo which one be then go on another vacation? They should just make artificial insemination free joor that way it will be less stressful
ReplyDeleteSounds funny😁😁😁
ReplyDeleteHehhheeee funny.
ReplyDeletehahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I can't stop laughing linda oooooooo!
ReplyDeleteWhat if the couple doesn't want to have babies anymore?...
Just curiously asking shaa..
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Some countries are screaming for over population and here is Japan complaining of low population lol, one man's meat is another man's poison.good for them anyway.
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Japans birth rate will increase tremendously after this legislation is passed into law.
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Lol
ReplyDeleteVery funny
But it may cause over population sha
Wow nice concept I love this development lol JC
ReplyDeleteVery funny
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteLmao,, abeg linda no kill me with laff.. Am sure Nakatoto is ur doing And not a name in japan smh 4u o.. The development is quite interesting..
ReplyDeleteVery interesting indeed, Advanced Countries put everything into considerations, unlike Nigeria where there is no birth control, no record, so how do we hope to curb d menace of unemployment if people are allowed to give birth as desired without considering d National economy?
ReplyDeleteLOL,IN NIGERIA WHETHER THERE IS POPULATION DECLINE OR GROWTH ,WHO CARES,WHO EVEN TAKE NOTE
ReplyDeleteLOL,IN NIGERIA WHETHER THERE IS POPULATION DECLINE OR GROWTH ,WHO CARES,WHO EVEN TAKE NOTE
ReplyDeleteHAhAh linda dat was really funny...
ReplyDelete"has the mrs gotten pregnant yet"
So funny buh it's happening in marriages
ReplyDeleteNice one 4 couples
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Nakatoto? you mean Knack her toto? I see what you did there Linda
ReplyDeleteLindodo!! Mr and Mrs NACK- HER- TOTO!!!
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It's a very good development for the government and the citizens. i will marry from there. hehehehehe
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Do their law makers also intend to ban contraceptives? Going on vacation may not necessarily result in child bearing.
ReplyDeleteDo their law makers also intend to ban contraceptives? Going on vacation may not necessarily result in child bearing.
ReplyDeleteThis is really lovely o.
ReplyDeleteMr & Mrs Nakatoto.....Linda you just made my day....lol
ReplyDeleteLinda! Nakatoto? It sure has to be nak and toto abi. Well japan has been on this path for quite sometimes now. Young people are not even getting married that much talkless of having kids. As funny as it sounds though it might get to work put well for them. Soon they might be paying people to have kids
ReplyDeletejapan really cares for their citizens welfare enough to know their decline in sexual activities. nice one. this cant happen in naija for sure
ReplyDeleteThe name should have been Mr. and Mrs. Nakamtoto. Hahahaha
ReplyDeleteINTERESTING
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ReplyDeleteThey shd do this one too in Nigeria ooo, they just have to do it.... Its very Interesting "SeX Leave" to be called....
ReplyDeleteLol this is d funniest thing hav heard all day.LMAO
ReplyDeleteLol @ Naktoto.
ReplyDeleteSo freaky funni
ReplyDeleteLinda u r so funny....Linda d Mrs nakatoto
ReplyDeleteThey should immediately draft dauda the sexy guy there,he will surely give many females there belly ASAP, Juliet iwuno take note!!!!!!! ....lol
ReplyDeletelolz...u must get preggy by force..linda,i must make it oo
ReplyDeleteWe don't need this in Nigeria ooo! We are already over populated. Nigeria will have the 3rd largest population in the world by 2050.
ReplyDeletelol @ Mr & Mrs Nakatoto... you are a clown Linda
ReplyDeleterolling on the floor laughing
ReplyDeleteLmao! It's actually funny but honestly it makes a lot of sense
ReplyDeletePolice at Mr and Mrs Nakatoto's door. Knock-knock!
ReplyDeleteWho is there?
Police!
Mr Nakatoto: Very good, please call the ambulance...we are stuck in action! We have been like this since 4.00am.
they should just should make up for the loss by granting Nigerians VISA we will help them fill the gap.
ReplyDeleteNakatoto....smh
ReplyDeleteI honestly believe they want to catch up with their neighbour, China, in terms of population. The ugly part of it is that after catching up with China, they will later start preaching family planning to curb overpopulation.
ReplyDeletehahahah, this got me laughing,,,funny lindodo
ReplyDeleteOh Linda did u have to use that name? U's a naughty girl. Nakatoto. Smh
ReplyDeleteA country like ours and china are experiencing over population while japan is under populated,na wa o,they shld try to discover d cause of their high death rate pls,its not proper,just hope d wrath of God is not upon them.
ReplyDeleteI trust naija men,they will hustle n have sex....
ReplyDeleteHehehehehehheehehe
ReplyDeleteLinda you are very wicked. 😄😃😄😃 hehehehehehehehehehe