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Born-again confessors return certificates to WAEC! Hehe

Better people. So on page 43 of Punch Newspaper today is an advert by West Africa Examination Council, WAEC, where candidates, now born-again & seeking restitution, confessed to hiring people to sit exams for them. Not only did they confess, they also returned their certificates to the exam body! In all, 178 people were involved. Is this hope for a new Nigeria? When are you joining them? Yes, I'm talking to you! You know someone sat for you too...lol
at 2/24/2015 08:46:00 pm

152 comments:

  1. Unknown24 February 2015 at 20:47

    Huh!!!! See story o wetin we no go see?

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  2. Unknown24 February 2015 at 20:47

    Lol Linda

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  3. Unknown24 February 2015 at 20:48

    Old story...

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  4. Unknown24 February 2015 at 20:48

    Hahahaha Linda e possible?

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  5. Unknown24 February 2015 at 20:49

    MR EDDY said this heat wan kill person o.

    Nawa o. Well, thank God for my result, I didn't have to hire anybody to right my exams for me.

    ^
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    ^™THAT EDO BOY.COM~

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    1. Unknown25 February 2015 at 06:05

      And yet you can't spell write correctly? Smh 4 you! Phew.

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    2. Anonymous25 February 2015 at 07:32

      Yes someone wrote for u,cos u wouldn't have passed writing "WRITE as RIGHT". WAEC don catch u,

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  6. Anonymous24 February 2015 at 20:49

    Lmao...fake peeps everywhere..#Queenmama...

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  7. Unknown24 February 2015 at 20:49

    Lmao, no be today e start.



    #TeamBlessed#

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  8. Anonymous24 February 2015 at 20:50

    Ni ola asuwani#ipray.*Rotfl.Born again my foot*hissssssss



    Juu Suppy fun Suppy joor!

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  9. MADE IN NIGERIA24 February 2015 at 20:50

    Ha!!! Is dis 4 real??? I don't know if I wud say its a great step, but really, datz bold....just hope dey were not been made 2 do it.

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  10. Unknown24 February 2015 at 20:50

    Most new high school graduate are doing that. LIB EMPIRE

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  11. Jennifer Takon24 February 2015 at 20:51

    Na wa oh, so funny...what's next then?

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  12. Anonymous24 February 2015 at 20:51

    PRAISE THE LORD

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  13. Leendahhh24 February 2015 at 20:51

    Linlin,worabout you? When are you returning yours?

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  14. Anonymous24 February 2015 at 20:52

    Buhari oya where you?

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  15. Unknown24 February 2015 at 20:53

    Interesting, hope they will also return the degree certificate and the job they got with the certificate?

    Order for your beautiful bedspread @ 79AEFD3B. Delivery available nationwide.

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  16. Unknown24 February 2015 at 20:54

    Story that touches the kidney.




    ***floxycares***

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  17. Unknown24 February 2015 at 20:55

    Drama!

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  18. Unknown24 February 2015 at 20:56

    Hmn. Totally unnecessary.

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  19. Unknown24 February 2015 at 20:56

    Foolishness is all I see..

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  20. lami24 February 2015 at 20:57

    Hmmm they tried, am sure it wasn't easy for them to take this decision.

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  21. Unknown24 February 2015 at 20:57

    Lols! I wrote mine myself o....

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  22. Unknown24 February 2015 at 20:57

    That's God at work... more reward awaiting you

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  23. Unknown24 February 2015 at 20:58

    Lmaoooooooo. . Linda oooo... preacher's wife.. if i hear say i confess.. taaah!!!

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  24. NaijaDeltaBabe24 February 2015 at 20:58

    Lol. Return to ceasar wat belongs to ceasar rule yh?

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  25. Rubylicious24 February 2015 at 20:58

    Hmmm, thank God for their lives.

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  26. Unknown24 February 2015 at 20:58

    Wow, that is bold step. I love that.

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  27. Unknown24 February 2015 at 20:58

    Wow, that is bold step. I love that.

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  28. Unknown24 February 2015 at 20:59

    lolzzzzz......dis is funny...born again indeed


    Moye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB....

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  29. NMaa24 February 2015 at 20:59

    Hahahaha

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  30. Unknown24 February 2015 at 20:59

    Lol...nawa o!

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  31. Unknown24 February 2015 at 20:59

    Story for the gods, abeg d story no add up, how the 178 people take think am come agree to return the certs??? Linda take note!

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  32. Unknown24 February 2015 at 20:59

    Story for the gods, abeg d story no add up, how the 178 people take think am come agree to return the certs??? Linda take note!

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  33. Unknown24 February 2015 at 21:01

    Linda incase someone sat for u, no one sat for me

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  34. Unknown24 February 2015 at 21:02

    Lol
    I will join them very soon

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  35. Unknown24 February 2015 at 21:02

    Lol. Good for them

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  36. Anonymous24 February 2015 at 21:03

    But which year sha, make them no expose me oooo all dis born again hmmmmmmmmm





    Pls update us on which year and school before water go don pass Garri and NUC will come for the victim bicoz 9ja eyes don they open sha

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  37. Unknown24 February 2015 at 21:04

    May God reward their honesty

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  38. Unknown24 February 2015 at 21:06

    They will now enjoy tremendous peace. They are welcome to the kingdom. A lot of our graduates need to follow suit.

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  39. dudette24 February 2015 at 21:09

    I ask God for forgiveness and it ends there..shuoo !!

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  40. Anonymous24 February 2015 at 21:10

    I go join when I become born again and want to do restitution.

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  41. Unknown24 February 2015 at 21:10

    Well, " Every Mallam with his kettle" @aboki#

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  42. Anonymous24 February 2015 at 21:11

    If all the people that hired mercenaries in this country join them, shun, no newspaper would be large enough to write their names oh. And up to 90% of Nigeria's workers would lose their jobs! Heheee. You go fear na. But it's a nice step in the +ve direction.

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  43. Anonymous24 February 2015 at 21:11

    Omosede Igbinedion are u reading this, u know someone read answers for u @ d NBE...

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  44. Kponskii24 February 2015 at 21:13

    HmMmmmmm! I Sidon dey wait for comments.

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  45. Unknown24 February 2015 at 21:15

    Linda na wa 4 u ooooo, abeg join dem 2, we no go post am on blogs

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  46. Unknown24 February 2015 at 21:16

    Stupid people, abeg make dem go sidon, who dem help, doin unnecessary things,attention seekers. I wrote on my own, does that make me a saint.

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  47. Unknown24 February 2015 at 21:17

    Akuko. Abeg another topic biko

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  48. Unknown24 February 2015 at 21:18

    Lol...propaganda...

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  49. Anonymous24 February 2015 at 21:18

    E go hard o. Why? Because na im I take enter University dey work dis work when good well well for my body. I nor go fit do pastor work, if not I for go drop my own. Lol. Moreover, dat na before. Na before dem dey sit for people. Nowadays, you go register for miracle centre, write the exam with your own hand as you read the answers from the board or expo. In essence, not only impersonation, but also not using your brain to need to go make restitution. How many people born again?

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  50. Unknown24 February 2015 at 21:20

    Great one. Giving everything for d sake of heaven is a prize that's worth it. Linda I hail thee.

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  51. Unknown24 February 2015 at 21:22

    Hmmm did this happen in naija?linda

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  52. Juleslouis24 February 2015 at 21:22

    Odiegwu!

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  53. Anonymous24 February 2015 at 21:24

    My Uncle did same a few years back. He returned his certificate to WAEC n resigned frm where he worked. He claimed there was corruption in his office. My mother tormented the hell out of him, she asked him to return d Huse he built while he was in dt office. Deeperlife tho. My Uncle now drives a bus because he couldn't get a deeperlife kind of job.

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  54. Unknown24 February 2015 at 21:26

    That is very good thing to do how I wish our politicians would follow suit

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  55. Anonymous24 February 2015 at 21:27

    NOBODY SAT FOR ME. I WROTE IT MYSELF WITH TEXTBOOKS AND MICROCHIPS. SO, I AM HOME AND DRY!

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  56. Unknown24 February 2015 at 21:27

    I did nothing wrong during mine....so my cert can't be returned.......lol@ better Nigerian......


    :::::::::::::::::QUEENMAYA::::::::::::::::::

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  57. Unknown24 February 2015 at 21:27

    That is very good thing to do how I wish our politicians would follow suit

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  58. Unknown24 February 2015 at 21:27

    That is very good thing to do how I wish our politicians would follow suit

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  59. Goziem Oh LORD24 February 2015 at 21:27

    Hmmmm,good for them and we need more of this

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  60. Anonymous24 February 2015 at 21:27

    Nigerians are full of drama, Good for them. you can always write your Waec anytime

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  61. Anonymous24 February 2015 at 21:28

    you can always write your waec anytime

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  62. Unknown24 February 2015 at 21:29

    Lol who write their exam theirselves

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  63. Roman!24 February 2015 at 21:31

    Lol. The change we are all talking about begin with each and every one of us.
    #GodblessNigeria

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  64. Goodluck Till201924 February 2015 at 21:32

    Good for them.

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  65. Princess G24 February 2015 at 21:33

    Hmmmmmm.

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  66. Unknown24 February 2015 at 21:33

    Hehehehehe. Linda, person no write 4u tooo?

    Pamscrib.blogspot.com

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  67. Unknown24 February 2015 at 21:36

    Abeg ooo....my born again never reach that level.#wetin person no go c for naija!!

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  68. Anonymous24 February 2015 at 21:37

    Onyx Godwin u hear?u don lose ur admission b dat

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  69. Unknown24 February 2015 at 21:37

    Hahahahahahaha linda leave me alone ooo

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  70. Anonymous24 February 2015 at 21:38

    Onyx Godwin u hear?u don lose ur admission b dat

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  71. Unknown24 February 2015 at 21:38

    Oya all cheats should follow suit

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  72. Unknown24 February 2015 at 21:39

    Funny............ Good peeps in deed *thamixbreed*

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  73. Unknown24 February 2015 at 21:40

    I sat for my exam in 2006 by my self, nd without spying nor engaging in any form of mal-practice. I still made it....linda not everyone cheat.

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  74. Unknown24 February 2015 at 21:41

    Lolz, even u too linda n ur sis Laura. I did my exams by my sf n it took me 3 sittings.

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    1. Unknown25 February 2015 at 06:29

      Maddam,3 sittings?thats a national record.

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  75. Unknown24 February 2015 at 21:42

    Lolz, even u too linda n ur sis Laura. I did my exams by my sf n it took me 3 sittings.

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  76. Unknown24 February 2015 at 21:42

    Lolz, even u too linda n ur sis Laura. I did my exams by my sf n it took me 3 sittings.

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  77. Unknown24 February 2015 at 21:42

    Lolz, even u too linda n ur sis Laura. I did my exams by my sf n it took me 3 sittings.

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  78. Oladimeji24 February 2015 at 21:49

    Maybe someone sat for you too Linda. Smiles!

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  79. Unknown24 February 2015 at 21:50

    It's funny but also strange, I guess those certificates are not useful to them anymore...

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  80. Noble Women24 February 2015 at 21:54

    The truth only shall set them free. They are free!!!. I thank God for their life. God will open doors of favour and opportunities for them in Jesus name. Me I sat for my own ooh wellla

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  81. Unknown24 February 2015 at 21:56

    Ds ppl returned certificate after retirement...born again indeed

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  82. Unknown24 February 2015 at 21:56

    Wowza! Deeperlife tinz

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  83. Unknown24 February 2015 at 21:57

    Hahahaahhahaha funny dam ok na we are waiting 4 others bcos there are many

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  84. Effiong M24 February 2015 at 21:59

    Moment of truth

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  85. Anonymous24 February 2015 at 22:01

    Y return it after suceeding with it? they would have returned it earlier so that others can learn 4rm their experience...

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  86. Anonymous24 February 2015 at 22:03

    So did they confess to their universities so that they can also withdraw their certificates. Also to the HR dept in their offices so that they can lose their jobs, if not the process never finish o.

    But i commend their bravery o, not sure what i would do if i was in their shoes

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  87. Unknown24 February 2015 at 22:05

    Just like d way Buharia will confess very soon...Fire of d Holy Spirit will soon descend on him...very soon!!!

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  88. Unknown24 February 2015 at 22:05

    Linda when are you joining too. Me I know no one sat for me o.

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  89. Unknown24 February 2015 at 22:10

    good
    don't be part of this
    be a good citizen





    #Commenting thru Glo 4G LTE

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  90. Schola's Oasis24 February 2015 at 22:11

    Story for the gods

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  91. Anonymous24 February 2015 at 22:12

    I would like to see a situation like this in the lives of our people in Goveenment, but l doubt it oooo.

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  92. knowurway.com24 February 2015 at 22:12

    Lol is really u u u

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  93. Unknown24 February 2015 at 22:14

    Linda u re vry funny. I think that will be after u.


    @Sophia Stephen

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  94. Alakpodia me..24 February 2015 at 22:17

    no mind dem.. now dem don born again mk dem use der head if dem go pass still.

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  95. Anonymous24 February 2015 at 22:20

    Till our politician return all d money dem steal, i go give dem my own cert

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  96. Unknown24 February 2015 at 22:20

    Linda.Please i am exceptionally intelligent.I cant hire someone am better than to write exam for me.

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  97. Otunba Pumba124 February 2015 at 22:23

    dis is really ridiculous lmao, we need d policians to do d same.Change is now constant in Nigeria den we get a new Nigeria.
    GOD BLESS NIGERIA!!!

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    1. Anonymous25 February 2015 at 00:24

      Tell dat to ur buhari. He should tell the truth for once in his miserable life.

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  98. Unknown24 February 2015 at 22:24

    Their cup of Agbo Jedi Jedi

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  99. Unknown24 February 2015 at 22:25

    Opium and foolishness. Will they also return the money they made from flashing their fake certificates?

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  100. Anonymous24 February 2015 at 22:31

    I dont think it is necessary to return the certificate. You can destroy it yourself. And move on with your life.

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  101. Unknown24 February 2015 at 22:33

    I wrote it maself..wat about d degree will de return it as well?

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  102. White Hat24 February 2015 at 22:36

    Those that include does who cheat with expo or peeped from a colleague? if yes that list will be 17.8 Million

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  103. ary24 February 2015 at 22:38

    If I hear! 178 people, that cannot happen. I highly doubt that number.

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  104. Unknown24 February 2015 at 22:41

    Lol.....these pple are sick.....can't stop laughing

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  105. Anonymous24 February 2015 at 22:44

    God will still not let his people suffer. But me thinks that when u meet Jesus 0ld things are passed away. I admire their courage but can't say if it's necessary. I am not God. ----C21

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  106. Anonymous24 February 2015 at 22:45

    God will still not let his people suffer. But me thinks that when u meet Jesus 0ld things are passed away. I admire their courage but can't say if it's necessary. I am not God. ----C21

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  107. Subomi24 February 2015 at 22:52

    hmmmmmmmmmm ... interesting.

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  108. The Monarch24 February 2015 at 22:58

    omo c hope for a better nigeria

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  109. Unknown24 February 2015 at 23:01

    Funny

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  110. Unknown24 February 2015 at 23:03

    Lol person no sit for me o sisi linda

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  111. Unknown24 February 2015 at 23:05

    Linda is yours on the list too. i wrote my WAEC myself.

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  112. Mesky Da ImoFirstSon24 February 2015 at 23:10

    Hahaha...Linda return ur own first n i go return mine

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  113. Unknown24 February 2015 at 23:11

    Lol... Hope for new nigeria hmm if only one quarter of the population involved did that..

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  114. pumkin24 February 2015 at 23:11

    It's a serious matter Linda, if one must make heaven, he or she must have to take d issue of restitution seriously. Nt d first time i have seen dis, I know a brother that did same bt in his case he was 4given.

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  115. sodablog24 February 2015 at 23:13

    May the Lord forgive their sins

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  116. So-Nature Ifeanyi24 February 2015 at 23:14

    Aunty Linda, I'll submit mine after you've submitted yours bcos we are all guilty of this crime. Lol. *runs away*

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  117. Lyna24 February 2015 at 23:26

    Choi! It is well

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  118. Unknown24 February 2015 at 23:28

    Nice move,that is called restitution, the one that impregnated another person's wife and they nowith have a baby,will you take the child back?omo this thing is not easy ooo.

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  119. Unknown24 February 2015 at 23:29

    Nice move,this is called restitution, the one that impregnated another person's wife and they now have a baby,will they take the child back?omo this thing is not easy ooo.

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  120. Unknown24 February 2015 at 23:34

    God will help us all

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  121. Anonymous24 February 2015 at 23:35

    Love it. But if they now have degrees, does that mean that they give back their certificates? Technically, yes. What about their jobs, which for now, are premised on results that never existed? If na oyibo man, you lose that too. I applaud their courage.

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  122. Anonymous25 February 2015 at 00:04

    Same here, but I can't return any thing.

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  123. Unknown25 February 2015 at 00:47

    *Drinks Water*

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  124. Anonymous25 February 2015 at 05:02

    I did mine myself...I'm not an olodo :P

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  125. Anonymous25 February 2015 at 05:24

    U 4get to tell us wer e hpn coz I knw say no b 4 9ja

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  126. Anonymous25 February 2015 at 06:24

    The kind of question that WAEC, NECO, JAMB etc asked in their exams papers are most times beyond these candidates. They don't also bother if their candidates were properly thought by the school teachers.
    In Nigeria, exam malpractise; impersonation, chukuli, writing on the board etc will continue to happen at O-Level exams except proper teaching,learning/ equipment and hard-work by the candidates are seriously done. Also school proprietors and principals should not see exams as a means of making more money. My take.

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  127. seu25 February 2015 at 07:38

    I recall some years ago when pastors called the television 'the devil's box', my uncle dumped his 24" telly in a deep well.
    Today, a pastor has not arrived if he does not show face for telly.
    Some of these born again returning their certificates committed the crime as far back as 1992!

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  128. Anonymous25 February 2015 at 08:12

    Let them release the one i sat for on my own which they withheld, then I wil consider weda to confess that their examiners collected 2k paper passing fee....to alow me finish the question even after the allocated time elapse.......hehehe

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  129. Unknown25 February 2015 at 08:31

    Hummmm lindaaaaaaaaaa, talk true who write for u

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  130. Unknown25 February 2015 at 09:10

    Linda I hope this set of people will be faithful with all they have achieved with the certificate since they acquired. They ought to return all those things too, wife, husband, children inclusive. In fact, they should start all over, they should take their lives back to the age they acquired it.

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  131. Anonymous25 February 2015 at 09:11

    Interesting, change starts with you and with me, and we will push it further to kick out this non-performing govt! Yayyyy!

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  132. Anonymous25 February 2015 at 09:22

    Restitution is not a prerequisite of justification , wee are justified becos God has forgiven us. The bible says let him who stole steal no more. It did not say let him who stole restitute all he stole. It was in the Jewish law that any one who steals should repay all he stole with interest and even if he can't repay it he should offer himself as a slave to pay. To God be the glory I am not under the law anymore all sins forgiven. The theif on the cross did jesus tell him to go and restitute all he stole? Mary Magdalene did Jesus tell her to restitute her adulterous act before she makes heaven? Deeper life church mix works with salvation and think that their works will take them to heaven. Only the blood of Christ guarantees heaven.

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  133. Unknown25 February 2015 at 09:30

    God is ever faithful!

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  134. Davido's driver25 February 2015 at 09:36

    No I won't return

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  135. Denice+ Prints 0816827800425 February 2015 at 09:45

    Good step,is like the tax collector (Za.)

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  136. Denice+ Prints 0816827800425 February 2015 at 09:47

    Good step, is the tax collector (Zac.)

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  137. Unknown25 February 2015 at 10:13

    They should go to jail for exam malpractice if they truely wanna show how much they have been faithful...ODE

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  138. Anonymous25 February 2015 at 10:23

    lol....

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  139. Anonymous25 February 2015 at 10:28

    Without holiness no man shall see d LORD.what profit a man after gaining the whole world and loose his soul.can he use d waec result nd wat he has acquire with it in exchange for his soul.I salute ur loyalty.

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  140. Unknown25 February 2015 at 10:36

    wow!!! i tink Naija don dey betta, even ds our so called governments dey suppose come tende deirs sef...
    #madeofblack

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  141. TAYOUR25 February 2015 at 11:09

    They shld also return al d achievement the result has given tem . Gbam.

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  142. Unknown25 February 2015 at 11:26

    Aunty Lindodo you no wan see my face? U no dey post my comment, I offend u?

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  143. Anonymous25 February 2015 at 13:05

    In a sane country, they should then be tried and sent to jail. But here we praise them! they should complete the restitution by also returning their Bsc results, masters or Phd degrees and all the money they've earned using that false certificate. ''holier than thou''

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  144. Anonymous25 February 2015 at 13:10

    Personally i think it's worthy of commendation.
    And it's not just deeper life. Mfm and pastor Adeboye also preach restitution.
    Stories abound of people who were turned back from heaven because of not righting wrongs done to others.

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  145. Anonymous25 February 2015 at 18:25

    ignorant on rampage.. na dem kill jesus na... no b only WAEC to submit but also their university degree too. so make dem re-wite WAEC again.lol

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  146. Unknown7 March 2015 at 10:08

    I did wuruwuru to d answer.

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