Youth Corper shares essays she got from her sec school students on social media
Indeed, education in some schools is just not it. Might be hilarious but
these are Junior Secondary School students not primary school kids.
Read and be amused! See more after cut...
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To what extent is social media breaching the privacy and confidentiality of others. Not sure if revealing the names of these innocent students is the best. There is a thin line between liability and freedom in the social space. There is a need to be very careful here.
Indeed education in our country is nutin 2 write abt, dts y wen u go outside d country u present ur certificate u ll still b asked 2 undergo so kind of training or course 2 be certified by dem. Hw ll ds ones b d leaders of 2maro wen d present leaders don't care for the masses,they fight 4 themselves nd their families.
Obara Jesus! Smh....Education has gone downhill oh. These spelling issues and....infact all that's wrong with these scripts are things i learnt in primary school during my time. God bless Nigeria and these young "leaders of tomorrow"
It's what we English Language teachers face daily; the battle to get students to write properly is just overwhelming! Frankly speaking, it's a silent tsunami that's been overlooked and I fear it'll consume generations to come.
Hahahahahaha @ fat in width, virgin, small stout.....This Aunty Abiola sef too do.....Its a pity though that Jss students write like Primary 2 and yet our so called leaders are there fighting over assuming offices leaving the needful undone!.....Well, this is a cry out to our parents, don't wait for any leader, take your children's future into your hands and handle them seriously!...........................CEO SAYS SO!
Some of them tried and I was pleased with the composure of the third letter...go to Ogoni land (no vex if na ur land oo) some students in secondary schools cannot copy exactly what you wrote on the board, some cannot read...don't even talk of composing a letter..
The level and quality of education in Nigeria has gone down the drain especially in these so called Govt owned schools and the worst part is that the Govt and the Ministry of Education are doing absolutely nothing about it. You need to see the despicable learning environments of these children. It is sad.
Show off... Yeah they like u n knw u like abacha Bt this is naija o Any good English we learnt especially those of us that attended public school Na SS our English begin pure Its a normal sontin biko
This is very wrong.The corper should not have done this most especially with the names of the students showing.I think the FG should put some real restrictions on what can be published on social media.
I'm sorry to say,Nigerians aren't ready nor mature enough for its usage.
Also,there's nothing to be "amused" about.Its embarrassing to us as Nigerians.Truth however is that a large percentage of people on this blog(and other blogs) cannot string two sentences together.
The standard of Education has dropped in some schools.........Though some students re still at fault, cos no mata hw U teach them, they will neva understand.......... but i gat to laff at fat in width nd she likes abasha nd coconut
I think it not ideal for her to show d name's of d students bcos I saw abt two names "Linda and Chika" on d scripts even their surname showed too.
There is suppose to b d level of privacy in dat profession and dat is y she is there to mak d differences in those children life.
Wit wht she d is lik she is making mockery of those children. I refuse to b part of dis. We all knw d state of our education in NigerIa.
Pls someone should tell her dat she should mak d differences in correcting them and teach them how to write better composition essay write up not all dis social media mockery of our future leaders.
It insulting and I bet sure if she sit in front of me for interview or she write application letter she wil perform below expectation.
Wht a shame to her. I bet sure she doesn't knw d gravity of wht she d.
I think it not ideal for her to show d name's of d students bcos I saw abt two names "Linda and Chika" on d scripts even their surname showed too.
There is suppose to b d level of privacy in dat profession and dat is y she is there to mak d differences in those children life.
Wit wht she d is lik she is making mockery of those children. I refuse to b part of dis. We all knw d state of our education in NigerIa.
Pls someone should tell her dat she should mak d differences in correcting them and teach them how to write better composition essay write up not all dis social media mockery of our future leaders.
It insulting and I bet sure if she sit in front of me for interview or she write application letter she wil perform below expectation.
Wht a shame to her. I bet sure she doesn't knw d gravity of wht she d.
I have seen worst, while I was serving, a JSS 3 girl during the junior WAEC couldn't even spell her name talk more of copying the answers that has being judiciously provided on the black board! That means a girl who was preparing to enter into the senior class couldn't read or write and I must say she didn't even know how to speak English! Her classmates weren't any better. Education in this country is sh*t, for how can you explain teaching English in Hausa language?! I don't even buy this idea of having corp members teach, what will a half baked corp member with a PASS teach a kid?! Educational system is just a treadmill of garbage and soon, nobody will know anything because teachers are worst than their kids!
Buhahahahahahaha...am sorry, I said I wasn't gonna laugh....but who knew nwa teacher Abiola is a virgin....and u cn like someone becos he/shea eats abacha or akara?...or that she's fat in width.......biko, my stomach hurts from "stretching my lips in width"
I started getting relieve from the 3rd essay down. Not that they were fantastic, but it shows that with enough coaching and grooming, the children will get better at writing. Sadly, Private school students are really not better. What makes their essays bad is the use of slangs they have heard from movies and on the streets (wherever. It is sad that education has not improved. Many of use attended public schools and have good oratory and spoken English even my generation has a significant amount of proficiency in an indigenous language. I took in recently, a JSS 3 girl to help her further her studies, and I have been so disappointed in the quality of education I see in the FCT. She couldn't solve a Nursery 2 quantitative aptitude and she had one of the best results in her school! What an irony. I hope the commitment of our teacher can return and the dedication of parents towards their children's education will be restore. Kudos to you Miss Abiola and success in all ways as you impart knowledge on the children of this country
Linda share the corper pics too abeg , all this fat, tall and pretty wey dem use dey describe the babe no fit be lie or can it be based on make she no take cane kill them ???
LMAO...ok the second one just totally killed me mhen.... haba this kids .... the sad thing is that education in Nigeria really has gone bad really bad.
Not completely bad anyways. I think it's a school in the village(south east perhaps). By the time they continue doing this(writing), they'll definitely get better. They'll still do better than some SS3 students in some regions(No need mentioning).
Hahahahahahahahah very funny!! Teacher or sister or aunty Abiola, how did Lydia Adamu know u are a virgin??? Lolz "you must surely like abacha! Hilarious indeed.. Nawaoo
Still laughing with tears trickling dowm my cheeks. It must be fun being with those students. Even when you flog them they still like you. They know what you like to eat, they love ur dress sense, your complexion, etc but who told them you are a virgin? Kids of these days. One thing for sure you are good around those kids as a teacher.
SMH the last easy said she's a virgin, how did the students find out their teacher is a virgin, i'm confused. JSS2? God, these children should be saved b4 it's too late.
She should have at least removed he name of the kids before publishing. If my child is there, I will sue her pants off. how will the kids feel after this? why publicly proclaim children as dumb, even if you are right?
U never see anytn na, whn I was serving in ekiti and teachn chemistry in SS3, I once asked my students wot a conductor was, imagin some ppl said its those ppl that do shout ADO! ADO @ motor parks, some other time I helped a frnd 2 grade SS2 english, they were asked the nearest in meaning of the word "alarming" some wrote RINGTONE, some wrote callertone, haa these ones try na dem be proffessors compared 2 my students na
I don't blame the teacher @ all. It's because the internet is now accessible to all and with all this social media craze. If it were in the 90's would she even think of posting shit? Not like I'm in support of the poor standard of education in some schools. Posting such stuff ain't right at all.
No offense this is wrong and senseless because this just shows how dumb the person is.Yes the child has a problem writing it's not the childs first language and thats why she is there to educate not make fun of someones failure. This isnt funny its awful and stupid
Choi!!! i usually do not comment but this one? i can't help it. How d hell do u know she is a virgin, plus she is tall in weight and fat in width. Dear Lord pls come soon and take us home
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Two things i find really hilarious in the essays are "She likes small stout and pap" and "she is a virgin". Oh my days! I remember when i was serving too. Those children can murder you with the writing and English
I wan laugh die. Abeg, I ignored their writing skills and paid attention to the fact that Abiola likes Abacha (African Sallad). If all her students are aware about this habit of hers, then truly, one will begin to wonder whether she eats Abacha while teaching.
I noticed some students writing were a bit better compared to the rest and since they are growing, they will only get better (I pray).
Copper shun! This is extremely wrong! In saner climes d parents of those children would sue your ass till ur existence means nothing to you. The reason u are there is to train them to be better. You even left their names on. Linda u sef follow post, u wey jus comot frm one kwata. Did she seek a signed consent form before displaying this rubbish? She is as poorly educated as the students she is trying to depict.
I find the posting of these essays very silly. What is the intention of posting them? to poke fun at the children or to highlight that something is wrong with our educational system (of which the Youth Corper is currently part of...) I think we should draw the line between what is funny and efforts in exposing the ourselves especially children. Besides, garbage in - garbage out. The Youth Corper should write an essay herself and post it as well. Nonsense!!!!
Wetin you done see, education is dead & buried in Nigeria, sometimes I dey wonder whether na d same skul wey we go abi something else. Linda take note!
this got me rolling on d floor with laughter...‘she's quit and obedience' ‘she is a virgin' ‘she is chocolate in complexsion' #clears throat# How did he/she know his/her teacher was a virgin?
Wetin you done see, education is dead & buried in Nigeria, sometimes I dey wonder whether na d same skul wey we go abi something else. Linda take note!
Aunty abiola likes small stout, afta she has chop abacha, she will down small stout, for one year u cudnt improve them students studies and learning, shame on you for d exposure, contnue#in damepatience voice.....where is d prispal....aunty abiola diaries god ooo
Sha I know d gods are not to blame Gab2shoessaysso
Education is indeed expensive. Not just d money aspect of it but in every way. Good schools r plenty but good teachers are no more. Except a few of them. #3gbosafornigerianeducationsector#
Why would you ask them to write essay about you as a teacher when there are more pressing social issues around that could be written about. Yea, the students are missing it so are the teachers misdirecting them. smh
I thINK This is Wrong of this so called teacher to put this on social media..What is she trying to prove....i think NYSC should find out who she is and discipline her..we already know that our education system has collapsed..vote with your conscience nigerians
That's why they are in school, to learn. Thank God she's a corper. No teacher with a good teaching ethics will display their students work on social media no matter how bad. Linda, you surprise me. I didn't expect you to publish this. So shameful that certain people should be allowed to teach. She should also post where she corrected the essay to show us how good she is. If they are good as she hoped for them to be, they won't be in school for her to display her stupidity. By the teacher ethics, she shouldn't be allowed into the classroom anymore. The only correction I saw was her name on the first essay. She didn't even do any correction. That's what a good teacher does. Correct the students and teach them how to write a proper essay. Linda, abeg, you wey dey laugh, show us your ss3 essay make we see if we no go do some correction. Even oyibo people wey English na their L1 dey make plenty blunder. Shame on you Abimbola or Abeola. You are not fit to be in NYSC teacher.
This is very sympathizing education in most rural area need rejuvenation, When the foundation is destroyed what will the righteous do" the bible says, educational foundation needs revival, because it has lost its savour.
May the lord help us, JJ2 not Primary school. God help Nigerian children and our Academic section.
Dat corper Abiola or watever is a very stupid gal, omo'ale so d jss2 students arnt so bright, wat den is she paid for? Does she know there story? All dis stupid yoruba gals dat NYSC has help to give dem a voice! And Linda since she violated d privacy of d student den its only right u expose her twitter handel
Wat is dis suppose to teach us now? Is she making mockery of d students or d educational sector of naija, anyways some corpers can't even speak a sentence correctly. Wat abt dat?. #happyfriday
am not suprised,if that is coming from a junoir sch student,where i served in rivers state ss3 student could't write her name talk mre of writing an essay
LOLZZZ!!! these children will not kill sombori oh..... But menhhh, they need to improve oh... English is tricky & we are not perfect but make their English teacher try for them na
Hmm.. She should have just hidden their names; it's not entirely their fault, but..of education system in some rural areas. Can we see a pic of Miss Abeola sorry Abiola..lol
I am disappointed in the said Corp member. Why put the identity of the students into public domain. She was posted there to help educate them not make fun out of them. Yes we all know the standard of education is bad. But this is to low for her person.
Hmm.. She should have just hidden their names; it's not entirely their fault, but..of education system in some rural areas. Can we see a pic of Miss Abeola sorry Abiola..lol
She is fat in width, she likes akara and indomie hahahahah c deadly combination o. I really understand dis Corper plight and to think she has just a yr with dem, not much as far as I am concerned
Who do we blame for this? Is it the teachers who do not have teaching qualifications, or schools that recruit teachers with no qualifications, or college of education that produce below average students, or lecturers (i education) that have failed to upgrade themselves, or the administrative authority who do not invest in further training for their lecturers, or the mismanagement of the already limited funds, or the government for not paying lecturers well enough, or government for the poor conditions of higher institutions that produce teachers..... The list goes on and on to the federal ministry of education and federal government who have failed to develop and implement good educational policies.
One of them said that she is a virgin. Linda, how does he know? One of the major reasons why there is failure in our schools is because there is failure in our homes. Parents who are not reDers can not raise readers. What most of them do is to watch movies and have sex and blame the government for their failure. They don't care about their children intellectual progress. Linda, you will agree with me that when you and I were growing up, we were not watching African magic, doing facebook or using phone. We were forced to study our books. I employed some so called graduates and many of them do not even know how to write an ordinary business proposal letter. Though I am not a graduate myself but if being a graduate is all I see in some so called graduates of nowadays, then I don't want to become one. I rest my case.
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ReplyDeleteMiss abiola how does the child know u r a virgin! Lmao
ReplyDeleteHaha haha hahaha @she is a virgin
ReplyDeletelol..
ReplyDeletejust reminded me of my primary two composition.
ReplyDeleteshe is a virgin??????@last student.....haba naaa how you take know???? all hope is gone. which way Nigeria
ReplyDeleteIt is well...
ReplyDelete"Oluwa Is Involved"
Funny though but sincerely most of the handwritings r good compared to some of M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ coursemates in uni Ⱦђѧt year!
ReplyDeleteVery Good.. That's one of the things LIB and Facebook has caused..
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Lol @ she is a virgin!! How you take know?? Naughty kids
ReplyDeleteWhat impression is she trying to create by posting this?
ReplyDeleteTo what extent is social media breaching the privacy and confidentiality of others. Not sure if revealing the names of these innocent students is the best. There is a thin line between liability and freedom in the social space. There is a need to be very careful here.
ReplyDeleteIndeed education in our country is nutin 2 write abt, dts y wen u go outside d country u present ur certificate u ll still b asked 2 undergo so kind of training or course 2 be certified by dem. Hw ll ds ones b d leaders of 2maro wen d present leaders don't care for the masses,they fight 4 themselves nd their families.
ReplyDeleteLolzzzzzz...... nice one
ReplyDeleteRotfl* she is a virgin.... Lol
ReplyDeleteShez ndeed tall and fat
ReplyDeleteMR EDDY said this heat wan kill person o.
ReplyDeleteLwkmdo. lmfao. They were simply delivering what was impacted into them by their teachers...
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Funny and sad .. at the same time
ReplyDeleteFat in width.. that killed me
I laughed till I cried @"fat in width" oh Lawd....and then she is a virgin huh!?!
ReplyDeleteThe leaders of tomorrow indeed.
ReplyDeleteObara Jesus! Smh....Education has gone downhill oh. These spelling issues and....infact all that's wrong with these scripts are things i learnt in primary school during my time. God bless Nigeria and these young "leaders of tomorrow"
ReplyDeleteWow, this is so poor, it's heartbreaking! Is the problem from the students now, or from the quality of the teaching?! I think it's the latter!
ReplyDeleteIt's what we English Language teachers face daily; the battle to get students to write properly is just overwhelming! Frankly speaking, it's a silent tsunami that's been overlooked and I fear it'll consume generations to come.
ReplyDeleteWell to me I guess only the rosemary temple was able to score 40% mark lol
ReplyDeleteLeaders of 2moro
ReplyDeletelols.. at she is a virgin....
ReplyDeleteThe last essay got me laughing so hard how d pikin take know say d corper na virgin....hia...lol
ReplyDeletePathetic!
ReplyDeleteOhdear! Lol @she is a virgin...
ReplyDeleteLMAO @ she is a virgin. Corper Abiola all of them said u like Abacha so dt one na true.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha @ fat in width, virgin, small stout.....This Aunty Abiola sef too do.....Its a pity though that Jss students write like Primary 2 and yet our so called leaders are there fighting over assuming offices leaving the needful undone!.....Well, this is a cry out to our parents, don't wait for any leader, take your children's future into your hands and handle them seriously!...........................CEO SAYS SO!
ReplyDeleteEssay of life,very funny and at the same time not funny
ReplyDelete=prittyog in the house=
Lols........just dey pass.
ReplyDeleteLol @ she is a virgin.
ReplyDeleteFuture Soyinkas!
ReplyDeleteSome of them tried and I was pleased with the composure of the third letter...go to Ogoni land (no vex if na ur land oo) some students in secondary schools cannot copy exactly what you wrote on the board, some cannot read...don't even talk of composing a letter..
ReplyDeleteClose up paste please...
God go help us
ReplyDeleteVery funny,D one dat amaze mi most is d one Dat said she is a virgin
ReplyDeletehow did the young Lydia Adamu knows that her aunty is a "VIRGIN"? Chaii, hope this aunty of them is not a lele???
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeleteThe level and quality of education in Nigeria has gone down the drain especially in these so called Govt owned schools and the worst part is that the Govt and the Ministry of Education are doing absolutely nothing about it. You need to see the despicable learning environments of these children. It is sad.
ReplyDeleteoboy...she is a virgin got me. abi this anty don wan dey taste those boys? never neglect lil details
ReplyDeleteMust u show it....na wah ooo for this so call corper. samuel_augustina@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteShow off... Yeah they like u n knw u like abacha
ReplyDeleteBt this is naija o
Any good English we learnt especially those of us that attended public school
Na SS our English begin pure
Its a normal sontin biko
Must u show it....na wah ooo for this so call corper. samuel_augustina@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteBut come to think of it, these lil kids are gurus in writin skills when compared to some Libers, like that retard "Linda take note" things.
ReplyDeleteThis is very wrong.The corper should not have done this most especially with the names of the students showing.I think the FG should put some real restrictions on what can be published on social media.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry to say,Nigerians aren't ready nor mature enough for its usage.
Also,there's nothing to be "amused" about.Its embarrassing to us as Nigerians.Truth however is that a large percentage of people on this blog(and other blogs) cannot string two sentences together.
Educational standard is decayed already in 9jria.
ReplyDeleteMust u show it....na wah ooo for this so call corper. samuel_augustina@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteShe should contribute her own quota and not mock the students. They are one demonstrating what they were taught.
ReplyDeleteMust u show it....na wah ooo for this so call corper. samuel_augustina@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteShe's a virgin Chai, they need serious teachings. Hope sister Abiola will give it to them.
ReplyDeleteMust u show it....na wah ooo for this so call corper. samuel_augustina@yahoo.com
ReplyDelete..."she is a virgin"....habaaa...how did this Lydia Adamu know that she is a V....so serious oooo..
ReplyDelete..close up paste please...
It's a common thing among schools in villages! It's even worse in Ondo state! Some SS3 students can't even read!
ReplyDeleteGIGO! They gave her what she gave them:::::: lol
ReplyDelete"She is a virgin" lydia adamu.
"She likes small stout" prince
Hehehehehehehehehe #faints
The standard of Education has dropped in some schools.........Though some students re still at fault, cos no mata hw U teach them, they will neva understand.......... but i gat to laff at fat in width nd she likes abasha nd coconut
ReplyDeleteMoye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB.....
One of d students named Chika Ukpai almost filled d whole essay with "and" it's well shaa.
ReplyDeleteLmao!!! How that one take know say the teacher na virgin???
ReplyDeleteIm don put finger for her lamina propria before???
Sincerely speaking the mind of Amadioha
Hmmmmmm,
ReplyDeleteI think it not ideal for her to show d name's of d students bcos I saw abt two names "Linda and Chika" on d scripts even their surname showed too.
There is suppose to b d level of privacy in dat profession and dat is y she is there to mak d differences in those children life.
Wit wht she d is lik she is making mockery of those children. I refuse to b part of dis. We all knw d state of our education in NigerIa.
Pls someone should tell her dat she should mak d differences in correcting them and teach them how to write better composition essay write up not all dis social media mockery of our future leaders.
It insulting and I bet sure if she sit in front of me for interview or she write application letter she wil perform below expectation.
Wht a shame to her. I bet sure she doesn't knw d gravity of wht she d.
Hmmmmmm,
ReplyDeleteI think it not ideal for her to show d name's of d students bcos I saw abt two names "Linda and Chika" on d scripts even their surname showed too.
There is suppose to b d level of privacy in dat profession and dat is y she is there to mak d differences in those children life.
Wit wht she d is lik she is making mockery of those children. I refuse to b part of dis. We all knw d state of our education in NigerIa.
Pls someone should tell her dat she should mak d differences in correcting them and teach them how to write better composition essay write up not all dis social media mockery of our future leaders.
It insulting and I bet sure if she sit in front of me for interview or she write application letter she wil perform below expectation.
Wht a shame to her. I bet sure she doesn't knw d gravity of wht she d.
Thank God for Rosemary Temple.
ReplyDeleteShe's a prove that all hope is not lost.
Sincerely speaking the mind of Amadioha
omg.........this children wont kill me this afternoon oo, hilarious
ReplyDeleteAnd all this is for the virgin teacher abiola!
ReplyDeleteLmaooooo... Hilarious!?
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Lwkmd..@she is a virgin, pure and gentle. Bros eee. lol. Funny kids. @ least they all love their abacha eating teacher.
ReplyDeleteI have seen worst, while I was serving, a JSS 3 girl during the junior WAEC couldn't even spell her name talk more of copying the answers that has being judiciously provided on the black board! That means a girl who was preparing to enter into the senior class couldn't read or write and I must say she didn't even know how to speak English! Her classmates weren't any better. Education in this country is sh*t, for how can you explain teaching English in Hausa language?! I don't even buy this idea of having corp members teach, what will a half baked corp member with a PASS teach a kid?! Educational system is just a treadmill of garbage and soon, nobody will know anything because teachers are worst than their kids!
ReplyDeleteD one Dat got me laughing is Dat she's a virgin. Dis students can b funny sha. How did dey know.
ReplyDeleteBuhahahahahahaha...am sorry, I said I wasn't gonna laugh....but who knew nwa teacher Abiola is a virgin....and u cn like someone becos he/shea eats abacha or akara?...or that she's fat in width.......biko, my stomach hurts from "stretching my lips in width"
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness!!! ....I can't stop laughing
ReplyDeleteI started getting relieve from the 3rd essay down. Not that they were fantastic, but it shows that with enough coaching and grooming, the children will get better at writing. Sadly, Private school students are really not better. What makes their essays bad is the use of slangs they have heard from movies and on the streets (wherever. It is sad that education has not improved. Many of use attended public schools and have good oratory and spoken English even my generation has a significant amount of proficiency in an indigenous language. I took in recently, a JSS 3 girl to help her further her studies, and I have been so disappointed in the quality of education I see in the FCT. She couldn't solve a Nursery 2 quantitative aptitude and she had one of the best results in her school! What an irony. I hope the commitment of our teacher can return and the dedication of parents towards their children's education will be restore. Kudos to you Miss Abiola and success in all ways as you impart knowledge on the children of this country
ReplyDeleteLinda share the corper pics too abeg , all this fat, tall and pretty wey dem use dey describe the babe no fit be lie or can it be based on make she no take cane kill them ???
ReplyDeletehehehe hihihi hohoho @ "she's a virgin" choi!!!! this is incredible. naija education standard amazes me sha
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahhahahbbbab how this mumu pikin know say she be Virgin?
ReplyDeleteLMAO...ok the second one just totally killed me mhen.... haba this kids .... the sad thing is that education in Nigeria really has gone bad really bad.
ReplyDeleteNot completely bad anyways. I think it's a school in the village(south east perhaps). By the time they continue doing this(writing), they'll definitely get better. They'll still do better than some SS3 students in some regions(No need mentioning).
ReplyDeleteAunty/corper Abiola, more oil to your joints.
Lwkm ooooooooooooooo....indeed d level of education is depreciating evry minute......kisses 2u linda!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahah very funny!! Teacher or sister or aunty Abiola, how did Lydia Adamu know u are a virgin??? Lolz "you must surely like abacha! Hilarious indeed.. Nawaoo
ReplyDeleteLol...
ReplyDeleteLwkm ooooooooooooooo....indeed d level of education is depreciating evry minute......kisses 2u linda!
ReplyDeletelord hv mercy....junior students
ReplyDeletewhere r we heading to?
Still laughing with tears trickling dowm my cheeks. It must be fun being with those students. Even when you flog them they still like you. They know what you like to eat, they love ur dress sense, your complexion, etc but who told them you are a virgin? Kids of these days. One thing for sure you are good around those kids as a teacher.
ReplyDeletehow on earth does that student know her teacher is a virgin...hmmmmmmmmmmmm
ReplyDeleteLol...
ReplyDeleteLwkm ooooooooooooooo....indeed d level of education is depreciating evry minute......kisses 2u linda!
ReplyDeletei like this miss abiola because 'the student don finish am'
ReplyDeleteAunty abiola the abacha eater!!! Choi...ph children no go kill person o
ReplyDeleteSMH the last easy said she's a virgin, how did the students find out their teacher is a virgin, i'm confused. JSS2? God, these children should be saved b4 it's too late.
ReplyDeleteEngee said so via Techno
Very funny @ she is a virgin.. umu school na wao!
ReplyDeleteShe should have at least removed he name of the kids before publishing. If my child is there, I will sue her pants off. how will the kids feel after this? why publicly proclaim children as dumb, even if you are right?
ReplyDeleteLOOOOL... Stout and Pap???? really??
ReplyDeleteLET'S CALL SPADE A SPADE
U never see anytn na, whn I was serving in ekiti and teachn chemistry in SS3, I once asked my students wot a conductor was, imagin some ppl said its those ppl that do shout ADO! ADO @ motor parks, some other time I helped a frnd 2 grade SS2 english, they were asked the nearest in meaning of the word "alarming" some wrote RINGTONE, some wrote callertone, haa these ones try na dem be proffessors compared 2 my students na
ReplyDelete@lindaikeji... most of the people who comment here also write dis way
ReplyDeleteIn about 40 years time or less one of these students will want to be Nigeria's president and will say his certificate is with inec..
ReplyDelete** commenting live from river ethiope **
Hmmmm ... Social studies teacher. Corper. Fat. Tall. Social. Loves eating ABACHA (a kind of nigerian salad somewhere)! Decent. VIRGIN (a nigerian serving corper)!
ReplyDeleteHhahahahaha @ she is a virgin, she like small stout and papa(akamu) lol too funny biko.
ReplyDeleteI don't blame the teacher @ all. It's because the internet is now accessible to all and with all this social media craze. If it were in the 90's would she even think of posting shit? Not like I'm in support of the poor standard of education in some schools. Posting such stuff ain't right at all.
ReplyDeleteNo offense this is wrong and senseless because this just shows how dumb the person is.Yes the child has a problem writing it's not the childs first language and thats why she is there to educate not make fun of someones failure. This isnt funny its awful and stupid
ReplyDeleteLmao!! She's a virgin got me laughing hard.
ReplyDeleteChoi!!! i usually do not comment but this one? i can't help it.
ReplyDeleteHow d hell do u know she is a virgin, plus she is tall in weight and fat in width. Dear Lord pls come soon and take us home
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Lol, " I like Teacher Abiola, she is a VIRGIN "
ReplyDeletehahahaha @she Is a virgin
ReplyDeletelmaOo....the last comment tho
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ReplyDeleteA moment of silence for the grammar that has been slayed today
ReplyDeleteDis is funny n strange @ d dey same time... Schools should try n improve ooooo.... May God help us all
ReplyDeleteTwo things i find really hilarious in the essays are "She likes small stout and pap" and "she is a virgin". Oh my days! I remember when i was serving too. Those children can murder you with the writing and English
ReplyDeleteunacceptable...she should have blanked out the names..this is bullying in another form...
ReplyDeletetoo much grammer.the student wants to form his own phonetic english, God help us
ReplyDeleteThe last letter is so funny "she is a virgin" ha how dat pigin take no?#LASTBLACKGIRLiN9ja#
ReplyDeleteWhy did she post their names????
ReplyDeleteThe last letter is so funny "she is a virgin" ha how dat pigin take no?#LASTBLACKGIRLiN9ja#
ReplyDeleteI wan laugh die. Abeg, I ignored their writing skills and paid attention to the fact that Abiola likes Abacha (African Sallad). If all her students are aware about this habit of hers, then truly, one will begin to wonder whether she eats Abacha while teaching.
ReplyDeleteI noticed some students writing were a bit better compared to the rest and since they are growing, they will only get better (I pray).
Lolz @ she is a virgin. You go fear Essay.
ReplyDeleteThe last letter is so funny "she is a virgin" ha how dat pigin take no?#LASTBLACKGIRLiN9ja#
ReplyDeleteLOL... JSS2 STUDENTS WHO ARE PREPARING FOR WAEC, HMMMN SPEECHLESS, AND WHAT IS IT WIT SHE IS A VIRGIN?
ReplyDeleteLOL... JSS2 STUDENTS WHO ARE PREPARING FOR WAEC, HMMMN SPEECHLESS, AND WHAT IS IT WIT SHE IS A VIRGIN?
ReplyDeleteCopper shun! This is extremely wrong! In saner climes d parents of those children would sue your ass till ur existence means nothing to you. The reason u are there is to train them to be better. You even left their names on. Linda u sef follow post, u wey jus comot frm one kwata. Did she seek a signed consent form before displaying this rubbish? She is as poorly educated as the students she is trying to depict.
ReplyDeleteLol.....this is the handiwork of all this south south students.....their english na die....lol.....#silenceisgolden#
ReplyDelete••••••QUEENMAYA••••••
lol @ the last essay, she is a virgin? seriously? did she share dat with the pupils as well?
ReplyDelete@ Abiola these kids have dicected your life for all to see. Pls how do they know you are a virgin. Na so you like abacha reach. Lmao.
ReplyDeleteShe should stop flogging them. Flogging doesn't make people any wiser.
ReplyDeleteI find the posting of these essays very silly. What is the intention of posting them? to poke fun at the children or to highlight that something is wrong with our educational system (of which the Youth Corper is currently part of...) I think we should draw the line between what is funny and efforts in exposing the ourselves especially children.
ReplyDeleteBesides, garbage in - garbage out.
The Youth Corper should write an essay herself and post it as well.
Nonsense!!!!
Wetin you done see, education is dead & buried in Nigeria, sometimes I dey wonder whether na d same skul wey we go abi something else. Linda take note!
ReplyDeletethis got me rolling on d floor with laughter...‘she's quit and obedience' ‘she is a virgin' ‘she is chocolate in complexsion' #clears throat# How did he/she know his/her teacher was a virgin?
ReplyDeleteWetin you done see, education is dead & buried in Nigeria, sometimes I dey wonder whether na d same skul wey we go abi something else. Linda take note!
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Pls the last essay should win an award...she is a Virgin!
ReplyDeleteYours lovely teacher...
...Mama J...
Aunty abiola likes small stout, afta she has chop abacha, she will down small stout, for one year u cudnt improve them students studies and learning, shame on you for d exposure, contnue#in damepatience voice.....where is d prispal....aunty abiola diaries god ooo
ReplyDeleteSha I know d gods are not to blame
Gab2shoessaysso
Education is indeed expensive. Not just d money aspect of it but in every way. Good schools r plenty but good teachers are no more. Except a few of them. #3gbosafornigerianeducationsector#
ReplyDeleteWhy would you ask them to write essay about you as a teacher when there are more pressing social issues around that could be written about. Yea, the students are missing it so are the teachers misdirecting them. smh
ReplyDeleteYou'll see more wen u come to Abia state.
ReplyDeleteU can lose ur job idiot. What about blacking out the names for privacy reasons. They are minors
ReplyDeleteI thINK This is Wrong of this so called teacher to put this on social media..What is she trying to prove....i think NYSC should find out who she is and discipline her..we already know that our education system has collapsed..vote with your conscience nigerians
ReplyDeleteThat's why they are in school, to learn. Thank God she's a corper. No teacher with a good teaching ethics will display their students work on social media no matter how bad. Linda, you surprise me. I didn't expect you to publish this. So shameful that certain people should be allowed to teach. She should also post where she corrected the essay to show us how good she is. If they are good as she hoped for them to be, they won't be in school for her to display her stupidity. By the teacher ethics, she shouldn't be allowed into the classroom anymore. The only correction I saw was her name on the first essay. She didn't even do any correction. That's what a good teacher does. Correct the students and teach them how to write a proper essay. Linda, abeg, you wey dey laugh, show us your ss3 essay make we see if we no go do some correction. Even oyibo people wey English na their L1 dey make plenty blunder. Shame on you Abimbola or Abeola. You are not fit to be in NYSC teacher.
ReplyDeletelolz....funny
ReplyDeleteSeen. Not worth my time at all.
ReplyDelete@Sophia Stephen
Lmao @ she is a virgin...
ReplyDeleteChoii, if this set of kids graduate from school they wil come contesting for the post of pesident etc...God help 9ja
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ReplyDeleteSo what does the "Corper" want to achieve with this?
Thank you. That's why you've been posted to the school. Show us their essay when you service year is over
This is very sympathizing education in most rural area need rejuvenation, When the foundation is destroyed what will the righteous do" the bible says, educational foundation needs revival, because it has lost its savour.
ReplyDeleteMay the lord help us, JJ2 not Primary school. God help Nigerian children and our Academic section.
Nelly
No be small virgin ooo. Lwkmd. Quit ni? Lol. #oneandonlynwa@gmail.com#
ReplyDeletelmaooo u see why ppl tk their kids to private schools
ReplyDelete@lwkmd_naija
These ones even try pass the ones I bin dey teach back then wey claim say na ss2 them dey
ReplyDeletelmao!
ReplyDeletehahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteHahaha she's a virgin, bhuaaaahaa. She likes Abacha too much. I just can't
ReplyDeleteLmao.
ReplyDeleteOrisirisi i dey see "she is a virgin"
ReplyDeleteDat corper Abiola or watever is a very stupid gal, omo'ale
ReplyDeleteso d jss2 students arnt so bright, wat den is she paid for? Does she know there story?
All dis stupid yoruba gals dat NYSC has help to give dem a voice!
And Linda since she violated d privacy of d student den its only right u expose her twitter handel
Why does she flog them
ReplyDeleteWhy display their work on social media
Linda u should know better than to publish this
Lmao. ..Lydia Adamu says her teacher is a virgin, heavens know how that was confirmed...
ReplyDeleteFa fa fa foul. Naija is really messed up
ReplyDeletethe name of my teacher is Linda Ikeji. I like her because she has a great dress sense on instagram and she is a virgin *I pray oo*
ReplyDeleteI don't like her because I have neva won her liber giveaway. hehehehehe
Lmao. This students have finished miss Abiola up. Lol @ she is a virgin
ReplyDeleteWat is dis suppose to teach us now? Is she making mockery of d students or d educational sector of naija, anyways some corpers can't even speak a sentence correctly. Wat abt dat?. #happyfriday
ReplyDeletethe writings are funny. schools nowadays are funny. nigeria is funny. our politicians are funny. above all Linda is funny. i love this country.
ReplyDeleteNo be Naija we dey? We go de dig am with the students
ReplyDeleteHillarious i must confess but dis doesn't speak well of our educational system
ReplyDeleteam not suprised,if that is coming from a junoir sch student,where i served in rivers state ss3 student could't write her name talk mre of writing an essay
ReplyDeleteLol, she is a virgin, she likes akara and fried Indomie. Lmfao!
ReplyDelete"She is a virgin" hehehe
ReplyDeleteShe is a virgin bawo....these people will not kill me
ReplyDeleteThings are getting bad as the day roll by, nothing wey person no go see from secondary school pupils nowadays...
ReplyDeleteMiss Abiola you dont put your school on the public view. this is breach of responsiblity
ReplyDeletethis is better,where i served in rivers state ss3 student could not write ha name,so linda kudos to that junoir student that cud even write an essay
ReplyDeleteHilarious
ReplyDeletelol @ she is a virgin.
ReplyDeleteLOLZZZ!!! these children will not kill sombori oh..... But menhhh, they need to improve oh... English is tricky & we are not perfect but make their English teacher try for them na
ReplyDeleteLydia Adamu says her social studies teacher is a virgin.....i can't laffff oooo
ReplyDeleteHmm..
ReplyDeleteShe should have just hidden their names; it's not entirely their fault, but..of education system in some rural areas.
Can we see a pic of Miss Abeola sorry Abiola..lol
U love ur teacher bec she is a virgin...ok na!!
ReplyDeleteAkara and fried indomie, Abacha and coconut!????? wtf is dis gobbling down her throat! lmao..
ReplyDeleteKELVIN dat EDO BOI
Lmao
ReplyDeleteAunty Abiola, pls work on ur weight. All d students pointed out that u are fat.
ReplyDelete#Am an igbo girl
lol, these kids though, The third essay seems too good, that child tried if she did it herself.
ReplyDeleteLWKMD!!! @ the fifth essay....'she is a virgin'....ahh...How do you know?!
I am disappointed in the said Corp member. Why put the identity of the students into public domain. She was posted there to help educate them not make fun out of them.
ReplyDeleteYes we all know the standard of education is bad. But this is to low for her person.
"Miss Abiola is light dark in complexion..."hmmmmm...wahala dey o!Lolz
ReplyDeleteShe is a virgin huh!?hahahaha
ReplyDeleteShe is a virgin, lol. Fear essay, na wa o
ReplyDeletelmao... this is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteBlame the principal and our politicians.
ReplyDeleteHmm..
ReplyDeleteShe should have just hidden their names; it's not entirely their fault, but..of education system in some rural areas.
Can we see a pic of Miss Abeola sorry Abiola..lol
Corper Abiola the virgin can i meet you?
ReplyDeleteU go fear essay naa,remind me of my days in Ekiti state. Lolz
ReplyDeleteHahahaha....flogging and laughing! Corpers mind how u flog those students oo
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She is fat in width, she likes akara and indomie hahahahah c deadly combination o. I really understand dis Corper plight and to think she has just a yr with dem, not much as far as I am concerned
ReplyDeleteWho do we blame for this? Is it the teachers who do not have teaching qualifications, or schools that recruit teachers with no qualifications, or college of education that produce below average students, or lecturers (i education) that have failed to upgrade themselves, or the administrative authority who do not invest in further training for their lecturers, or the mismanagement of the already limited funds, or the government for not paying lecturers well enough, or government for the poor conditions of higher institutions that produce teachers.....
ReplyDeleteThe list goes on and on to the federal ministry of education and federal government who have failed to develop and implement good educational policies.
Oya now aunty biola all the whole student loves u o...
ReplyDeleteThis school has to be in the North.
ReplyDeleteOne of them said that she is a virgin. Linda, how does he know? One of the major reasons why there is failure in our schools is because there is failure in our homes. Parents who are not reDers can not raise readers. What most of them do is to watch movies and have sex and blame the government for their failure. They don't care about their children intellectual progress. Linda, you will agree with me that when you and I were growing up, we were not watching African magic, doing facebook or using phone. We were forced to study our books. I employed some so called graduates and many of them do not even know how to write an ordinary business proposal letter. Though I am not a graduate myself but if being a graduate is all I see in some so called graduates of nowadays, then I don't want to become one. I rest my case.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm...i av even seen worse during ma service year in Borno
ReplyDelete@Rosemary Temple an outstanding student. We're looking forward to you becoming the next Adichie, Soyinka. Lovely write up.
ReplyDeletechoi ! how d student take know say she be VIRGIN?
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! Des really made my day cant stop laughing. ...miss Abiola really lyks Abacha o all de students commented on her being fat too, Hilarious kids
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha!!!! Linda o!!! I can't stop laughing
ReplyDeleteNa waoooo... These are the leaders of tomorrow! The last one en...
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! Des really made my day, Miss Abiola really lyks Abacha dat all de students commented on it and her being tall and fat too, Hilarious kids.
ReplyDeleteAAAAWWWWWWWW .. SHE IS A VIRGIN ???? TOO FUNNY . BROUGHT TEARS 2 MY EYE
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