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Monday, 5 January 2015

Photos: What do y'all think our president was thinking here?

Caption this. Pres. Jonathan pictured at the New Year celebration service at Dunamis International Gospel Centre in Abuja on January 1st, in deep thoughts. Can you guess what he was thinking? :-)

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  1. U sure say this 2015 go make sense so????...

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    1. Linda he's thinking about you. Amebo

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    2. Alll i can see is that kid,lord i need his fat in my life,haba!! I'm sure d fat in his belly alone na him dey my whole body!! Life isn't fair oo

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    3. Campaign has gone to the church. Buhari was in church yesterday n Jonathan on the 1st

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    4. Someone will soon come up with something hilarious

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    5. Onyx Godwin,hello.

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    6. Nna meeeeen Wetin I do father Mbaka wey e go scatter me like this

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    7. He must be thinking of all going on now,election.... . n all

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    8. He's like "wen dem go bring new dance now,I don taya with dis Shoki"

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  2. "Abati and Reno ended up fucking up my chances this year, Na to go back to OtuOke sure pass oo..There is God oooo"

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    1. He's looking daft as usual thinking about the ogogoro he'd go and drink at home.

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    2. Well, everyone find themselves in this email situation too. I might be in church and be fixing my gaze at something but that doesn't mean am thinking about anything. It does happen to anyone

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  3. He is thinking about the electioin and how he will tackle those boko pigs





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    1. LINDA,HE IS THINKING ABOUT YOUR FAT BIG TOTO.

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  5. YES I SURE CAN GUESS... "THIS OLD CARGO MAN BUHARI SELF, MAKE HIM KUKU FREE THIS ELECTION FOR ME NOW, AHAN!"

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    1. See my son fat belle
      My belle no be like dis wen i small
      I sure say na me get this boy so?
      Lmao
      Boy so fat geeeezzzz

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  6. He was like abeg, make una do fast make i go house SHIT

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  7. Thinking of Mama Peace....lolzzzzz

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  8. "I must win this 2015 Election oo by force by fire"

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  9. His thinkin that nah so dis year dey will collect d Power from my hand Diaris God ooooo

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  10. Kai! Yawa dey !

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  11. Omo this man don tire oo! He looks sleepy

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  12. He looks old. Hw he go win election noni Abi wat else

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  13. Kai, where I go buy ogogoro this evening?! Wetin Pashe cook sef, I dey H!

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  14. Not easy to be a president tho!

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    1. That's uncalled for. I don't like his ways either, but only people who lack intelligence try to get at others through their looks

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    2. what of your over fucked worn out toto nko?

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  16. Make this service finish quick quick make i go chop the Fisherman soup wey Patience cook for me jor!

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  17. Lol he is thinking Feb 14, 2015 don they draw near ooo I have to win the election
    Lol

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  18. Ohhhh, sleep is catching me oh! But chei i cannot afford to close my eyes for even 3 seconds or else all these useless photographers will capture it!

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  19. forthcoming election for sure na. ..
    ------------LIB prince -----------
    ----------LIB Prince-------------
    -----------LIB prince ------------
    GMB all d way

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  20. He was thinking anything cos hez got no brains to think with

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  21. lol, It's about the election naa

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    @Mr Endowed via Lumia phone

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  22. Kai! Which kain shit come dey worry me for this service oh?!! ABi na wetin Patience put inside that Fisherman soup we chop last night?!!! Lol!!

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  23. How to win the election, chibok girls, insecurity in the country.

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  24. lol, It's about the election naa

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    @Mr Endowed via Lumia phone

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  25. Nigeria of course

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  26. bad guy wit bad plan...election tinx nw

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  27. Look at what you are doing to ur presido, lol.
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    @Mr Endowed via Lumia phone

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  28. This my son wey fat like buffoon so, I have told Patience to stop feeding the boy with food meant for 5 people, but she doesn't lizzen!!! Lol!!

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  29. Buhari leme continue dis presidency na!

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  30. Look at what you are doing to ur presido, lol.
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    @Mr Endowed via Lumia phone

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  31. How to tackle the issues of insurgency and move the country forward.

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  32. Lol...Hez meditating if he should step down 4 Buhari or to continue...Naija palava z much..

    **Vanchizzy**

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  33. Oh Lord If I don't Win This 2015 Election, PDP is Ruined for LIFE..

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    .Disclaimer:: Raise Your Words, Not Your Voice. It Is Rain That Grows Flowers, Not Thunder..

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  34. Hmmm, I need to mess oh, I wonder whether people will know it's me if i mess, They will just think its this my fat buffoon of a son who mess! Lol!!

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  35. Boko haram
    Election
    Steal money
    Amaechi
    Buhari
    Nigeria
    Corruption
    Etc

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  36. "How we go take win this 2015 election o?"

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  37. The problem in d country has made him grow older than his age*sad*God plz help ur son




    Auntylindagoddaughter

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  38. hez finking dz time next year,he'ld b regarded as an ex-president of this country.

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  39. But why are Nigerians just realizing that I dont know what I'm doing as President, I thought everyone knows! Even me too, I know I don't know what im doing!

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  40. Em own Don finish.....no more stomach infrastructure....

    Gab2shoessaysso

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  41. Linda SHUT UP! APC supporter like you... pls be neutral for once

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  42. Kidnapped girls...

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  43. He has a lot to think about...

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  44. How dis election will be like


    Lib ugegbe

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  45. Bout his chances in d forth coming elections I guess....

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  46. What else? If not the abuses he has been getting from u people he is thinking about.

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  47. He was meditating....Lolzzzzzzz.

    #Royal Priesthood#

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  48. Chai! Tinubu don show Buhari d way now..

    Baba sef no dey my side again..

    Gawd, na ur hand I dey now o!

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  49. To b President is not moi moi ooo

    #Royal Priesthood#

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  50. >>>> " Nonsense, this is my last New Year celebration hear, conclude your preaching let me go and sleep jor. <<<<

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  51. Thinking about his administration... Chaaiii... It's 2015... Dis APC guys ehehn? Dem no wan gree Oo... BH self still dey strike... Na wa Oo.. How will I survive dis people?

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  52. Strategising...
    His gat so much in his cup..
    Sometimes I wonder if d trouble in ruling or leading is worth all d pain...
    Na wah o


    .....A better Nigeria I pray.....

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  53. He has grown white hairs b4 his old age comes.

    Even Buhari doesn't hav dis priviledge of white hairs despite b older than GEJ.

    GEJ all d way to 2019.

    #Royal Priesthood#

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  54. "...oh god why have you given me a job I CAN NOT handle... I didn't ask for this.. Anyway am out in February"

    UK Tog.

    The guy looks like a heavy drinker😳

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  55. eve his son sef dey frown at him! lmao ...say wetin daddy dey think now

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  56. Pls u guys should leave my GEJ...

    Haters and oppositions, go and hug d transfomer for all we care.

    GEJ all d way to 2019

    #Royal Priesthood#

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  57. So many tinz. From Fr Mbaka to Apc to grassroots

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  58. No be my fault Oh ! Na force dem force me in the first Place . Which kain wahala I put myself so.

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  59. Aunty I, aunty I, I know d answer .
    He was thinking of d ups n down surrounding his 2015 election. Wishing that everything cld just go his way and to his success.
    P4dworld@gmail.com

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  60. Only God knows.











    Jesus is Lord.

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  61. I go win dis election so

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  62. He was probably thinking abt Daziani..

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  63. No doubt something to do with Buhari...

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  64. 'If only God will just answer my prayer' may be something like that, LOL

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  65. Nothing, if at all he is thinking is how or what sector to steal money from. All those face never do anything.

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  66. Toooooooooooooooo much chop life. Pls go rest sir .

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  67. MR EDDY said.
    Maybe he's thinking of how to get rid of that balloon sitting next to him.
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    ^™THAT EDO BOY.COM~wishes u merry Christmas and a happy new year.

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  68. The heart of a man is full of different thoughts...he's climbing hills and trying to figure out how on earth he has been bad and his government and people surround him has been bad
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  69. Bobo buhari yi sha lowun oni step down abi...issokay! i will show him.

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  70. He wanted to give his life to Christ, but thinking of what he will leave behind if he does so

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  71. Thinking how good it is to be in position of power..

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  72. Looks like Dude is in a Trance.

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  73. Awwwww... Such a burden he is carrying...... Thinking of how to better his country

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  74. May be he was thinking of the heavy burden upon his head, or about him not winning..the man should just step down if he can't handle the country.

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  75. The president just lost his younger sister, that's probably why he has such a gloomy look.

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  76. Even the son was steering at him sef!!!

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  77. His thinking, "God! Will I be able to make it into ur kingdom, with all my looting, and allowing my aids to cause suffering to the people am suppose to lead?

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  78. His thinking, "God! Will I be able to make it into ur kingdom, with all my looting, and allowing my aids to cause suffering to the people am suppose to lead?"

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  79. His in sprite! Communicating wit baba God

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  80. He was probably just hungover.

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  81. What if after all this, i still do not win?

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    1. Thinking of the best possible means to move the next millions

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  82. And he be like... Na wah oooo, so 2015 don reach like dis... How d election won be sef

    @MrDanas says so via www.mrdanas.com

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  83. Without reservation, the man is tired and perhaps unwilling to continue. With the dwindling revenue from oil consequently dis-enabling the nation from meeting its domestic financial obligation is what readily comes to my mind, upon seeing this picture of our FATIGUED president.

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  84. He is thinking of how to fight corruption.

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  85. Without reservation, the man is tired and perhaps unwilling to continue. With the dwindling revenue from oil consequently dis-enabling the nation from meeting its domestic financial obligation is what readily comes to my mind, upon seeing this picture of our FATIGUED president.

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  86. Why did i fail this country Nigeria. I wish i can turn back the hands of time so i can do the right thing...LOL

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  87. Without reservation, the man is tired and perhaps unwilling to continue. With the dwindling revenue from oil consequently dis-enabling the nation from meeting its domestic financial obligation is what readily comes to my mind, upon seeing this picture of our FATIGUED president.

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  88. he is thinking....."chai i be fuck up president" lolsss

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  89. no mind am...na mumu president...

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  90. How to make his remaining weeks miserable for Nigerians.

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  91. Chai, hw I wan take win Buhari for this forthcoming election! This Reverend father don finish me oh!

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  92. "No matter the obstacles,we must move forward"

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  93. 1) Mama-Peace, Okupe, Deziani, Abati don finish me.
    2) Thinking of his failure and how to plead with Asari to allow him back to Otuoke.
    3) I can't wait to get home to drink that fresh ogogoro.
    4) Thinking of how to decamp to APC.
    5) I'm too dull to rule this country, how I wan tell Tinubu to help me out?

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  94. Lol. No idea, but that guy in the suit beside him is giving him serious side eye.

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  95. na him fuckups him dey reason oo #my presido

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  96. Boko haram, chibok girls, 2015 election

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  97. Lol, life don tire am, the whole of naija de on top of him head

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  98. He was thinkin of himself. Ha! #hiss

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  99. I must win this coming election oooo by all means.....lolz.

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    1. Thinking about his failure. Shey this pastor prayer fit make me win 2015? Chai, like my wife say, there's God o. Lol






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  100. I bet he was thinking about the election coming up in February like hope all this Nigeria,s will vote for me lol JC

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  101. What else?? ELECTION!! Last January in Aso rock

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  102. Buhari's threats re getting 2 him lol. Dude is thinking of wah 2 do

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  103. Omg
    He is aging real quick. Look @ dose grey hair
    He is tinking of his 2nd tenure

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  104. What else if not 2015 election??! Jona growing old with speed!!!

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  105. Oboi this people don know me finish oo so Na like this I want take loz this year budget surplus chai..

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  106. How to unite Nigeria...............LOL

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  107. How he has failed his people!!!

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  108. I am sure he is like "I still feel like banning kpomo in this country"

    Lool

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  109. How him don fall plenty pple hand...

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  110. nigga is tired of the country!!

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  111. lmao... obviously thinking about 2015 elections.

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  112. lmao... obviously thinking about 2015 elections.

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  113. he loooks drunk

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  114. Chei!!What will I do? No girls, No votes. What kind of people are in this my administration?!!

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  115. I don tire, make Gen Buhari come take over

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  116. .....damn! this Buhari guy is gaining momentum

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  117. Dude is sleeping with with open eyes

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  118. What else other than election matters.

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  119. 1.This drink never still clear for my eyes
    2.so I don lose all dis redeem congregation
    3. No way back to otouke ooo ah na to rig d election.

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  120. How 2 defeat Buhari & Oshibanjo. Linda take note!

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  121. How to survive in Otuoke from May 29th 2015

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  122. The worst mistake of this man.....is signing the freedom of information bill....that said, I think Mr.president is thinking about how to remedy the tsunamic situation of our fatherland

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  123. 1. Dis drink never stop clear 4 my eyes
    2. So I don lose all dis redeem congregation
    3. Na to rig o cos no road to go back to otouke
    4 I done tire for dis hole matter self.

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  124. THINKING OF HOW CORRUPTION FREE NIGERIA WILL BE UNDER BUHARI ADMINISTRATION THIS YEAR. DEFINITELY REGRETTING HOW HE ALLOWED CORRUPTION BY HIS FINANCIAL CABAL TO MALNOURISHED NIGERIA THIS WICKEDLY.

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  125. I know wat he was thinking, someone must have told him how much of a weak confused mediocre he looks each time and urged him to try and look tough at public functions...that's our presidos tough face \GMB2015

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  126. Thinking of the next plan of action to take for 2015

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  127. WTF am i doing here when i should be in Otuke resting? Hope this Buhari wins this time around abeg i am TIRED

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  128. WTF am i doing here when i should be in Otuke resting? Hope this Buhari wins this time around abeg i am TIRED

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  129. He'll be thinking... I have been nothing but a Badluck,

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  130. I wan mess ooo! Make I hold am well well

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  131. Either I need a drink or I need a nap...: e no easy

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  132. who i go donate to win this election like this...

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  133. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    His future defeat.....
    *GLO BRING 3G TO KONTAGORA*
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  134. In quote, "And I go lose the election in a few weeks time sha"

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  135. No rest of mind for the wicked

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  136. Bet he was thinking; "Na sleep sure pass.. i cant come and go and die away"

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  137. Kai! I never thought dis election would be tough like dis! I thought my vote will be one way ticket, mehn! Dis is harder than I bargained, God help me o, before I disappoint my militant people, petshe sef go kill me

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  138. Chai! This Alcohol never clear from my system abi. I need to talk amen at the appropriate time so make i form concentration.

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  139. PDP have never had it so bad.....why me ooooo!

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  140. Election, Election, Election!!!

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  141. This woman is like APC has paid you to just be bringing out Jonathan's faults abi? Don't you ever publish something good about the president? but you go ahead publishing the good areas of vampire Buhari.

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  142. The guy ain't thinking. he looking Asian "drunk". Just catching his groove and chilling for the priest to get done with his sermon.

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  143. Relocating from Aso rock back to Yenegoa

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  144. ooo boy, sleep wan kill me here...make these people finish quick make i go sample my Henessey Jare. E no pass money wey dem dey find sef.

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  145. "Shey APC no go finish me so" **DOPEY SAID SO**

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  146. He is thinking about how to make nigeria a great country.

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  147. i don tire for this NIGERIA PEOPLE,but nothing dey happen sha,if i win,i win if i lose dat their business afterall i don chop my own.

    bolateethole.blogspot.com

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  148. He is thinking about how to turn nigeria to a developed country

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  149. Hmmmm this 2015 doesn't look as easy as i that o. lol

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  150. Kaii if I lose this election e don bill for me ooo

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  151. Chai! Why I come knack all that ogogoro yesterday .

    My head just they hammer like say carpenter de inside.

    My belle they do me like say I want s***

    But all this Yeye camera men just focus me , man no fit mess well sef.
    I tire for this preside job sef as all my agberos no wan gree me rest. So den chop chop no go stop . Lol

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  152. he probably was tipsy as usual

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  153. He's probably saying to himself don't fall asleep don't fall asleep ������

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  154. WHY NA BUT THIS BOY SUPPOSE SETTLE MBAKA NAAA

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  155. Nah sleep dey worry am

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  156. Baba dn tire jhur its nt easy to be a president ooo...

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