Photos: What do y'all think our president was thinking here?
Caption this. Pres. Jonathan pictured at the New Year
celebration service at Dunamis International Gospel Centre in Abuja
on January 1st, in deep thoughts. Can you guess what he was thinking? :-)
Well, everyone find themselves in this email situation too. I might be in church and be fixing my gaze at something but that doesn't mean am thinking about anything. It does happen to anyone
forthcoming election for sure na. .. ------------LIB prince ----------- ----------LIB Prince------------- -----------LIB prince ------------ GMB all d way
But why are Nigerians just realizing that I dont know what I'm doing as President, I thought everyone knows! Even me too, I know I don't know what im doing!
Thinking about his administration... Chaaiii... It's 2015... Dis APC guys ehehn? Dem no wan gree Oo... BH self still dey strike... Na wa Oo.. How will I survive dis people?
Aunty I, aunty I, I know d answer . He was thinking of d ups n down surrounding his 2015 election. Wishing that everything cld just go his way and to his success. P4dworld@gmail.com
MR EDDY said. Maybe he's thinking of how to get rid of that balloon sitting next to him. ^ ^ ^™THAT EDO BOY.COM~wishes u merry Christmas and a happy new year.
The heart of a man is full of different thoughts...he's climbing hills and trying to figure out how on earth he has been bad and his government and people surround him has been bad ¤ ¤¤¤GUTS OVER FEAR¤¤¤ ¤ ¤¤¤QUEENMAYA¤¤
His thinking, "God! Will I be able to make it into ur kingdom, with all my looting, and allowing my aids to cause suffering to the people am suppose to lead?
His thinking, "God! Will I be able to make it into ur kingdom, with all my looting, and allowing my aids to cause suffering to the people am suppose to lead?"
Without reservation, the man is tired and perhaps unwilling to continue. With the dwindling revenue from oil consequently dis-enabling the nation from meeting its domestic financial obligation is what readily comes to my mind, upon seeing this picture of our FATIGUED president.
Without reservation, the man is tired and perhaps unwilling to continue. With the dwindling revenue from oil consequently dis-enabling the nation from meeting its domestic financial obligation is what readily comes to my mind, upon seeing this picture of our FATIGUED president.
Without reservation, the man is tired and perhaps unwilling to continue. With the dwindling revenue from oil consequently dis-enabling the nation from meeting its domestic financial obligation is what readily comes to my mind, upon seeing this picture of our FATIGUED president.
1) Mama-Peace, Okupe, Deziani, Abati don finish me. 2) Thinking of his failure and how to plead with Asari to allow him back to Otuoke. 3) I can't wait to get home to drink that fresh ogogoro. 4) Thinking of how to decamp to APC. 5) I'm too dull to rule this country, how I wan tell Tinubu to help me out?
Thinking about his failure. Shey this pastor prayer fit make me win 2015? Chai, like my wife say, there's God o. Lol
Blackberry gives you the best and make you forget the rest. .................................... David (dave_gino) »Commenting from my BLACKBERRY 9900«
The worst mistake of this man.....is signing the freedom of information bill....that said, I think Mr.president is thinking about how to remedy the tsunamic situation of our fatherland
1. Dis drink never stop clear 4 my eyes 2. So I don lose all dis redeem congregation 3. Na to rig o cos no road to go back to otouke 4 I done tire for dis hole matter self.
THINKING OF HOW CORRUPTION FREE NIGERIA WILL BE UNDER BUHARI ADMINISTRATION THIS YEAR. DEFINITELY REGRETTING HOW HE ALLOWED CORRUPTION BY HIS FINANCIAL CABAL TO MALNOURISHED NIGERIA THIS WICKEDLY.
I know wat he was thinking, someone must have told him how much of a weak confused mediocre he looks each time and urged him to try and look tough at public functions...that's our presidos tough face \GMB2015
Kai! I never thought dis election would be tough like dis! I thought my vote will be one way ticket, mehn! Dis is harder than I bargained, God help me o, before I disappoint my militant people, petshe sef go kill me
This woman is like APC has paid you to just be bringing out Jonathan's faults abi? Don't you ever publish something good about the president? but you go ahead publishing the good areas of vampire Buhari.
Chai! Why I come knack all that ogogoro yesterday .
My head just they hammer like say carpenter de inside.
My belle they do me like say I want s***
But all this Yeye camera men just focus me , man no fit mess well sef. I tire for this preside job sef as all my agberos no wan gree me rest. So den chop chop no go stop . Lol
U sure say this 2015 go make sense so????...
ReplyDeleteLinda he's thinking about you. Amebo
DeleteAlll i can see is that kid,lord i need his fat in my life,haba!! I'm sure d fat in his belly alone na him dey my whole body!! Life isn't fair oo
DeleteCampaign has gone to the church. Buhari was in church yesterday n Jonathan on the 1st
DeleteSomeone will soon come up with something hilarious
DeleteOnyx Godwin,hello.
DeleteNna meeeeen Wetin I do father Mbaka wey e go scatter me like this
DeleteHe must be thinking of all going on now,election.... . n all
DeleteHe's like "wen dem go bring new dance now,I don taya with dis Shoki"
Delete"Abati and Reno ended up fucking up my chances this year, Na to go back to OtuOke sure pass oo..There is God oooo"
ReplyDelete@ sleek, very well said
DeleteHe's looking daft as usual thinking about the ogogoro he'd go and drink at home.
DeleteWell, everyone find themselves in this email situation too. I might be in church and be fixing my gaze at something but that doesn't mean am thinking about anything. It does happen to anyone
DeleteHe is thinking about the electioin and how he will tackle those boko pigs
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ReplyDeleteLINDA,HE IS THINKING ABOUT YOUR FAT BIG TOTO.
DeleteYES I SURE CAN GUESS... "THIS OLD CARGO MAN BUHARI SELF, MAKE HIM KUKU FREE THIS ELECTION FOR ME NOW, AHAN!"
ReplyDeleteSee my son fat belle
DeleteMy belle no be like dis wen i small
I sure say na me get this boy so?
Lmao
Boy so fat geeeezzzz
He was like abeg, make una do fast make i go house SHIT
ReplyDeleteThinking of Mama Peace....lolzzzzz
ReplyDelete"I must win this 2015 Election oo by force by fire"
ReplyDeleteHis thinkin that nah so dis year dey will collect d Power from my hand Diaris God ooooo
ReplyDeleteKai! Yawa dey !
ReplyDeleteOmo this man don tire oo! He looks sleepy
ReplyDeleteHe looks old. Hw he go win election noni Abi wat else
ReplyDeleteKai, where I go buy ogogoro this evening?! Wetin Pashe cook sef, I dey H!
ReplyDeleteNot easy to be a president tho!
ReplyDeleteSee his monkey face
ReplyDeleteThat's uncalled for. I don't like his ways either, but only people who lack intelligence try to get at others through their looks
Deletewhat of your over fucked worn out toto nko?
DeleteValentine Day Special
ReplyDeleteAPC
ReplyDeleteBuhari
ReplyDeleteAm I gonna be here next yr as a president?
DeleteObasanjo
ReplyDeleteMake this service finish quick quick make i go chop the Fisherman soup wey Patience cook for me jor!
ReplyDeleteBoko Haram
ReplyDelete'Who mess?!!'
ReplyDeleteFather Mbaka
ReplyDeleteHe was Meditating
ReplyDeleteAm A Blogger
Lol he is thinking Feb 14, 2015 don they draw near ooo I have to win the election
ReplyDeleteLol
Ohhhh, sleep is catching me oh! But chei i cannot afford to close my eyes for even 3 seconds or else all these useless photographers will capture it!
ReplyDeleteHe was actually meditating
ReplyDeleteforthcoming election for sure na. ..
ReplyDelete------------LIB prince -----------
----------LIB Prince-------------
-----------LIB prince ------------
GMB all d way
He was thinking anything cos hez got no brains to think with
ReplyDeletelol, It's about the election naa
ReplyDelete$.
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@Mr Endowed via Lumia phone
Kai! Which kain shit come dey worry me for this service oh?!! ABi na wetin Patience put inside that Fisherman soup we chop last night?!!! Lol!!
ReplyDeleteHow to win the election, chibok girls, insecurity in the country.
ReplyDeletelol, It's about the election naa
ReplyDelete$.
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@Mr Endowed via Lumia phone
Nigeria of course
ReplyDeletebad guy wit bad plan...election tinx nw
ReplyDeleteLook at what you are doing to ur presido, lol.
ReplyDelete$.
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@Mr Endowed via Lumia phone
This my son wey fat like buffoon so, I have told Patience to stop feeding the boy with food meant for 5 people, but she doesn't lizzen!!! Lol!!
ReplyDeleteBuhari leme continue dis presidency na!
ReplyDeleteLook at what you are doing to ur presido, lol.
ReplyDelete$.
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@Mr Endowed via Lumia phone
How to tackle the issues of insurgency and move the country forward.
ReplyDeleteLol...Hez meditating if he should step down 4 Buhari or to continue...Naija palava z much..
ReplyDelete**Vanchizzy**
Oh Lord If I don't Win This 2015 Election, PDP is Ruined for LIFE..
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.Disclaimer:: Raise Your Words, Not Your Voice. It Is Rain That Grows Flowers, Not Thunder..
Hmmm, I need to mess oh, I wonder whether people will know it's me if i mess, They will just think its this my fat buffoon of a son who mess! Lol!!
ReplyDeleteElection issue......
ReplyDeleteBoko haram
ReplyDeleteElection
Steal money
Amaechi
Buhari
Nigeria
Corruption
Etc
All of the above lol..
Delete"How we go take win this 2015 election o?"
ReplyDeleteThe problem in d country has made him grow older than his age*sad*God plz help ur son
ReplyDeleteAuntylindagoddaughter
Make is an agent of devil
ReplyDeletehez finking dz time next year,he'ld b regarded as an ex-president of this country.
ReplyDeleteBut why are Nigerians just realizing that I dont know what I'm doing as President, I thought everyone knows! Even me too, I know I don't know what im doing!
ReplyDeleteHehehe...exactly
DeleteEm own Don finish.....no more stomach infrastructure....
ReplyDeleteGab2shoessaysso
Linda SHUT UP! APC supporter like you... pls be neutral for once
ReplyDeleteKidnapped girls...
ReplyDeleteHe has a lot to think about...
ReplyDeleteHow dis election will be like
ReplyDeleteLib ugegbe
Bout his chances in d forth coming elections I guess....
ReplyDeleteWhat else? If not the abuses he has been getting from u people he is thinking about.
ReplyDeleteHe was meditating....Lolzzzzzzz.
ReplyDelete#Royal Priesthood#
Chai! Tinubu don show Buhari d way now..
ReplyDeleteBaba sef no dey my side again..
Gawd, na ur hand I dey now o!
To b President is not moi moi ooo
ReplyDelete#Royal Priesthood#
>>>> " Nonsense, this is my last New Year celebration hear, conclude your preaching let me go and sleep jor. <<<<
ReplyDeleteThinking about his administration... Chaaiii... It's 2015... Dis APC guys ehehn? Dem no wan gree Oo... BH self still dey strike... Na wa Oo.. How will I survive dis people?
ReplyDeleteStrategising...
ReplyDeleteHis gat so much in his cup..
Sometimes I wonder if d trouble in ruling or leading is worth all d pain...
Na wah o
.....A better Nigeria I pray.....
He has grown white hairs b4 his old age comes.
ReplyDeleteEven Buhari doesn't hav dis priviledge of white hairs despite b older than GEJ.
GEJ all d way to 2019.
#Royal Priesthood#
"...oh god why have you given me a job I CAN NOT handle... I didn't ask for this.. Anyway am out in February"
ReplyDeleteUK Tog.
The guy looks like a heavy drinker😳
eve his son sef dey frown at him! lmao ...say wetin daddy dey think now
ReplyDeletePls u guys should leave my GEJ...
ReplyDeleteHaters and oppositions, go and hug d transfomer for all we care.
GEJ all d way to 2019
#Royal Priesthood#
So many tinz. From Fr Mbaka to Apc to grassroots
ReplyDeleteFeb 14th on his mind....
ReplyDeleteNo be my fault Oh ! Na force dem force me in the first Place . Which kain wahala I put myself so.
ReplyDeleteAunty I, aunty I, I know d answer .
ReplyDeleteHe was thinking of d ups n down surrounding his 2015 election. Wishing that everything cld just go his way and to his success.
P4dworld@gmail.com
Only God knows.
ReplyDeleteJesus is Lord.
I go win dis election so
ReplyDeleteHe was probably thinking abt Daziani..
ReplyDeleteNo doubt something to do with Buhari...
ReplyDelete'If only God will just answer my prayer' may be something like that, LOL
ReplyDeleteNothing, if at all he is thinking is how or what sector to steal money from. All those face never do anything.
ReplyDeleteToooooooooooooooo much chop life. Pls go rest sir .
ReplyDeleteMR EDDY said.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he's thinking of how to get rid of that balloon sitting next to him.
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^™THAT EDO BOY.COM~wishes u merry Christmas and a happy new year.
The heart of a man is full of different thoughts...he's climbing hills and trying to figure out how on earth he has been bad and his government and people surround him has been bad
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Bobo buhari yi sha lowun oni step down abi...issokay! i will show him.
ReplyDeleteHe wanted to give his life to Christ, but thinking of what he will leave behind if he does so
ReplyDeleteThinking how good it is to be in position of power..
ReplyDeleteLooks like Dude is in a Trance.
ReplyDeleteAwwwww... Such a burden he is carrying...... Thinking of how to better his country
ReplyDeleteMay be he was thinking of the heavy burden upon his head, or about him not winning..the man should just step down if he can't handle the country.
ReplyDeleteThe president just lost his younger sister, that's probably why he has such a gloomy look.
ReplyDeleteEven the son was steering at him sef!!!
ReplyDeleteHis thinking, "God! Will I be able to make it into ur kingdom, with all my looting, and allowing my aids to cause suffering to the people am suppose to lead?
ReplyDeleteHis thinking, "God! Will I be able to make it into ur kingdom, with all my looting, and allowing my aids to cause suffering to the people am suppose to lead?"
ReplyDeleteHis in sprite! Communicating wit baba God
ReplyDeletenigga knows his time is up
ReplyDeleteHe was probably just hungover.
ReplyDeleteWhat if after all this, i still do not win?
ReplyDeleteThinking of the best possible means to move the next millions
DeleteAnd he be like... Na wah oooo, so 2015 don reach like dis... How d election won be sef
ReplyDelete@MrDanas says so via www.mrdanas.com
Without reservation, the man is tired and perhaps unwilling to continue. With the dwindling revenue from oil consequently dis-enabling the nation from meeting its domestic financial obligation is what readily comes to my mind, upon seeing this picture of our FATIGUED president.
ReplyDeleteHe is thinking of how to fight corruption.
ReplyDeleteWithout reservation, the man is tired and perhaps unwilling to continue. With the dwindling revenue from oil consequently dis-enabling the nation from meeting its domestic financial obligation is what readily comes to my mind, upon seeing this picture of our FATIGUED president.
ReplyDeleteWhy did i fail this country Nigeria. I wish i can turn back the hands of time so i can do the right thing...LOL
ReplyDeleteWithout reservation, the man is tired and perhaps unwilling to continue. With the dwindling revenue from oil consequently dis-enabling the nation from meeting its domestic financial obligation is what readily comes to my mind, upon seeing this picture of our FATIGUED president.
ReplyDeletehe is thinking....."chai i be fuck up president" lolsss
ReplyDeleteno mind am...na mumu president...
ReplyDeleteHow to make his remaining weeks miserable for Nigerians.
ReplyDeleteChai, hw I wan take win Buhari for this forthcoming election! This Reverend father don finish me oh!
ReplyDelete"No matter the obstacles,we must move forward"
ReplyDelete1) Mama-Peace, Okupe, Deziani, Abati don finish me.
ReplyDelete2) Thinking of his failure and how to plead with Asari to allow him back to Otuoke.
3) I can't wait to get home to drink that fresh ogogoro.
4) Thinking of how to decamp to APC.
5) I'm too dull to rule this country, how I wan tell Tinubu to help me out?
Lol. No idea, but that guy in the suit beside him is giving him serious side eye.
ReplyDeletena him fuckups him dey reason oo #my presido
ReplyDeleteBoko haram, chibok girls, 2015 election
ReplyDeleteLol, life don tire am, the whole of naija de on top of him head
ReplyDeleteHe was thinkin of himself. Ha! #hiss
ReplyDeleteI must win this coming election oooo by all means.....lolz.
ReplyDeleteThinking about his failure. Shey this pastor prayer fit make me win 2015? Chai, like my wife say, there's God o. Lol
DeleteBlackberry gives you the best and make you forget the rest.
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David (dave_gino)
»Commenting from my BLACKBERRY 9900«
I bet he was thinking about the election coming up in February like hope all this Nigeria,s will vote for me lol JC
ReplyDeleteWhat else?? ELECTION!! Last January in Aso rock
ReplyDeleteBuhari's threats re getting 2 him lol. Dude is thinking of wah 2 do
ReplyDeleteOmg
ReplyDeleteHe is aging real quick. Look @ dose grey hair
He is tinking of his 2nd tenure
What else if not 2015 election??! Jona growing old with speed!!!
ReplyDeleteOboi this people don know me finish oo so Na like this I want take loz this year budget surplus chai..
ReplyDeleteHow to unite Nigeria...............LOL
ReplyDeleteHow he has failed his people!!!
ReplyDeleteI am sure he is like "I still feel like banning kpomo in this country"
ReplyDeleteLool
How him don fall plenty pple hand...
ReplyDeletenigga is tired of the country!!
ReplyDeletelmao... obviously thinking about 2015 elections.
ReplyDeletelmao... obviously thinking about 2015 elections.
ReplyDeleteHe look real sad
ReplyDeletehe loooks drunk
ReplyDeleteChei!!What will I do? No girls, No votes. What kind of people are in this my administration?!!
ReplyDelete2015 election
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteI don tire, make Gen Buhari come take over
He is obviously drunk as always
ReplyDelete.....damn! this Buhari guy is gaining momentum
ReplyDeleteDude is sleeping with with open eyes
ReplyDeleteWhat else other than election matters.
ReplyDelete1.This drink never still clear for my eyes
ReplyDelete2.so I don lose all dis redeem congregation
3. No way back to otouke ooo ah na to rig d election.
How 2 defeat Buhari & Oshibanjo. Linda take note!
ReplyDeleteHow to survive in Otuoke from May 29th 2015
ReplyDeleteThe worst mistake of this man.....is signing the freedom of information bill....that said, I think Mr.president is thinking about how to remedy the tsunamic situation of our fatherland
ReplyDelete1. Dis drink never stop clear 4 my eyes
ReplyDelete2. So I don lose all dis redeem congregation
3. Na to rig o cos no road to go back to otouke
4 I done tire for dis hole matter self.
THINKING OF HOW CORRUPTION FREE NIGERIA WILL BE UNDER BUHARI ADMINISTRATION THIS YEAR. DEFINITELY REGRETTING HOW HE ALLOWED CORRUPTION BY HIS FINANCIAL CABAL TO MALNOURISHED NIGERIA THIS WICKEDLY.
ReplyDeleteI know wat he was thinking, someone must have told him how much of a weak confused mediocre he looks each time and urged him to try and look tough at public functions...that's our presidos tough face \GMB2015
ReplyDeleteThinking of the next plan of action to take for 2015
ReplyDeletenext plan of action
ReplyDeleteWTF am i doing here when i should be in Otuke resting? Hope this Buhari wins this time around abeg i am TIRED
ReplyDeleteWTF am i doing here when i should be in Otuke resting? Hope this Buhari wins this time around abeg i am TIRED
ReplyDeleteHe'll be thinking... I have been nothing but a Badluck,
ReplyDeleteI wan mess ooo! Make I hold am well well
ReplyDeleteHow did i get here?
ReplyDeleteEither I need a drink or I need a nap...: e no easy
ReplyDeletewho i go donate to win this election like this...
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
ReplyDelete.
His future defeat.....
*GLO BRING 3G TO KONTAGORA*
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
In quote, "And I go lose the election in a few weeks time sha"
ReplyDeleteNo rest of mind for the wicked
ReplyDelete2015 election
ReplyDeleteBet he was thinking; "Na sleep sure pass.. i cant come and go and die away"
ReplyDeleteHw to win electiin noe
ReplyDeleteKai! I never thought dis election would be tough like dis! I thought my vote will be one way ticket, mehn! Dis is harder than I bargained, God help me o, before I disappoint my militant people, petshe sef go kill me
ReplyDeleteElection....hahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteChai! This Alcohol never clear from my system abi. I need to talk amen at the appropriate time so make i form concentration.
ReplyDeletena him sabi wetin he dey think
ReplyDeletePDP have never had it so bad.....why me ooooo!
ReplyDeleteElection, Election, Election!!!
ReplyDeleteThis woman is like APC has paid you to just be bringing out Jonathan's faults abi? Don't you ever publish something good about the president? but you go ahead publishing the good areas of vampire Buhari.
ReplyDeleteThe guy ain't thinking. he looking Asian "drunk". Just catching his groove and chilling for the priest to get done with his sermon.
ReplyDeleteRelocating from Aso rock back to Yenegoa
ReplyDeleteooo boy, sleep wan kill me here...make these people finish quick make i go sample my Henessey Jare. E no pass money wey dem dey find sef.
ReplyDeletethe meals coming frm mars.
ReplyDelete"Shey APC no go finish me so" **DOPEY SAID SO**
ReplyDeleteHe is thinking about how to make nigeria a great country.
ReplyDeletei don tire for this NIGERIA PEOPLE,but nothing dey happen sha,if i win,i win if i lose dat their business afterall i don chop my own.
ReplyDeletebolateethole.blogspot.com
He is thinking about how to turn nigeria to a developed country
ReplyDeleteHmmmm this 2015 doesn't look as easy as i that o. lol
ReplyDeleteKaii if I lose this election e don bill for me ooo
ReplyDeleteChai! Why I come knack all that ogogoro yesterday .
ReplyDeleteMy head just they hammer like say carpenter de inside.
My belle they do me like say I want s***
But all this Yeye camera men just focus me , man no fit mess well sef.
I tire for this preside job sef as all my agberos no wan gree me rest. So den chop chop no go stop . Lol
he probably was tipsy as usual
ReplyDeleteHe's probably saying to himself don't fall asleep don't fall asleep ������
ReplyDeleteWHY NA BUT THIS BOY SUPPOSE SETTLE MBAKA NAAA
ReplyDeleteNah sleep dey worry am
ReplyDeleteBaba dn tire jhur its nt easy to be a president ooo...
ReplyDelete