Read below exactly the way it was sent to me. *wink*. He insisted that I share it here...:-)
So i took my gf of almost 4 years out on a date , a very expensive
restaurant, we got there and everything was going on smooth and fine. So
the Mc presented an un announced guest artist, we were all excited
because this is a famous musician but i noticed that my gf was more
excited because she a very crazy fan of this artist, to cut the long
story short, the artist came down to our table pick up my gf, danced
with her for about 2 minuted hug and thanked her ,the next thing that
happened shocked me .. and my GF collapse..
Now am confuse ... how
do i take such memoried out of my mind and the relationaship has been
cold because she embarresd about it and i am too..so what do i do am
confused?
Lmfaooo, who send her????
ReplyDeleteC'mon.What is the big deal??If beyonce,rihanna or a female celeb you have a crush on does the same,wont you faint too?Abeg free what happened and get back to your normal relationship.
DeleteO boi! Its just over excitement. .. move on joor, shit happens. It could be u u know
DeleteHahahaha. So sorry i had to laugh about this. I see nothing wrong here. Your babe was just over excited that's all. Its ☺ķªª¥ bro. Just bear in mind that if that guy decides to snatch her from u, its easy. Very easy.
DeleteYou are asking what to do right? Oya go and dance with a female celeb also and faint na so that the score will be 1-1 'lol' any little thing you people will be seeking silly advice. So this one too na problem wey need advice nawa o 'sigh' #onelovefromsnow#
DeleteWait o.
DeleteI don't get. U went to an expensive restaurant. The MC announced the artist. He got up n danced with ur girl.. am I d only one connecting these dots?
Hahahahaha Pele dear
DeleteOrder for your beautiful bedspread @ 79AEFD3B. Delivery available nationwide.
Lmao! Your written English is Zero. Hummm I can't stop laughing at d whole write up. If your gf reads what u wrote I'm sure she will faint again o. #teasing#
DeleteAt snowfilx my tummy ach , u are so funny,i love ur reply, the guy na cowbell
DeleteU better add ice block to ur relationship while u're searching for another chick.
DeleteLmfaooo, who send her????
ReplyDeleteThis is really funny.......faint becos she danced nd huged a celebrity.....which kind over excitement be dat ni
DeleteMoye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB....
Take her for deliverance
Delete@lwkmd_naija
Lol. Ok. #oneandonlynwa@gmail.com#
ReplyDeleteNa Micheal Jackson she see???
ReplyDeleteI was about to ask the same thing o! In her defence can I ask if you gys had eaten before the dance? Maybe she was a little light headed (or maybe not)
DeleteHahahaha Omalicha has spoken...that babe should'v had something first,na hunger do her...Buh I never thought such could happen in this country tho...that babe can blow any of her crushes anywhere bro,Cuz I will definitely blow Yemi Alade if she corner me.be careful with her
DeleteNa Micheal Jackson she see???lmfao
ReplyDeleteLmaoooo
DeleteIf that is a problem then you both have issues! Lmaoooo
ReplyDeleteRIP English
ReplyDeleteLaff my head out
DeleteI am confused too
ReplyDeleteI've seen this before na..
ReplyDeletesorry for her.forgiveness is reciprocal
ReplyDeleteLMAO ROTFL, so Nigerian girls too dey faint for our artist lol thought this only happens abroad lolllllll
ReplyDeleteU no even get gist
ReplyDeleteSo ds na case?
OK.....make I help u shook mouth...
May be ur girlfriend was drunk at dt time......
She fainted bah?.....Or may be the artist had a perfume that is allergic to ur girlfriend hence she collapsed Abbi na faint
"Heaven on earth!!!! Wonders without end,that's my new realm"
@Galore
Shey d perfume is allergic to d girl. She's nt d one allergic to d perfume
DeleteNa case not gist seriously 😃,lol
DeleteLMAO...LWKMD....abeg chil jor...she ws jux too exicited
ReplyDeleteit will eventually go away just take it easy
ReplyDeleteLol...
ReplyDeleteLol...Oga pls wait lemme ask google
ReplyDeleteFirst and most importantly, return the money your parents paid to send you to school.
ReplyDeleteSecondly, enrol in adult education classes to undo your grammatical ineptitude.
Finally, send an apology message through this same medium to all LIBers for wasting our precious time over this.
Thank you.
Gbam. You hit d nail for correct place.
DeletePerfect response. Hi 5
DeleteWe are all confused with all this your grammatical "oguns". I agree with peejay. Go and return your school fees and follow all other instructions.
DeletePeejah e-hugs and e-kisses to you. Well said. Good riddance
DeleteIf u really trust her, den u hav notin to fear....
ReplyDeleteWen u learn how to spell well den u'll know wot to do.
ReplyDeleteWhat are you talking about
ReplyDeleteShio this election is getting funny by d day, just got a call DAT I shud vote for PDP...
ReplyDeleteLiar!
DeleteBig lie
Deletelol..its called Celeb crush. Me self fit faint if i meet my favourite movie actors in real life.
ReplyDeleteAnd also,may be over excitement triggered a particular hormone in her system.....so she fainted..... Since this Haa never happened to her before.... Tell her not to be shy now.....since she is not epileptic
ReplyDelete@Galore
Hahahhah
ReplyDeleteGet over it jOor.it not like she slept with him...
ReplyDeletePls tell us d celeb's name
ReplyDeleteKwa kwa kwa kwa!! ORISHIRISHI
ReplyDeletePeople don use dis kind story joke taya
Okoro upgraded**
lol!..it happens..dnt blame her
ReplyDeleteShe must have danced with Michael Jackson for her to have fainted. Well, i don't see how this is news. The story itself is frivolous.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha dis mata tire me oh..she was jst overjoyed naaa..i dnt even no watto tel u oh.wud gladly read coments biko!!LMAO
ReplyDeleteLol!!! This gf can disgrace person oh! So if that artist mistakenly kisses her on the cheek, she would just die from a heart attack, lol!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteFunny you bros!!!!
ReplyDeleteHe should Jilt her..
Deletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
ReplyDelete.
Lmaooo....Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha... Oga o ur babe just dash that celeb levels i swear bcos him nxt song must carry that story. Do wetin yu carry for mind..... Lmaooooooooo......
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Become a celeb yourself so she will faint for you too
ReplyDeleteHmm..self esteem problem,try encourage her to see herself as a star. That way she'll come alive again
ReplyDeletePost a Comment
Linda, you would've helped the guy correct his english blunders before posting here naaa
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Get over it man! She is with you isn't she? Don't let your insecurities destroy ur relationship. We all have crushes abeg imagining meeting one of yours!? That doesn't mean she loves you less.
ReplyDeletePumpkin
Your girlfriend is very shallow!
ReplyDeletelolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz i don die i sure na davido abi who? lemmme ask d oracle lol thnk GOD she no go naked
ReplyDeleteThe ethics of your writings are not comprehensive in other words, there is nothing wrong about her collapsing she only thought she was dreaming meeting with her role model and she is emotionally entrapped
ReplyDeletehug Beyonce boy
ReplyDeleteKikikikikikikik.. I can't help but laugh
ReplyDeleteSo funny, i cant stop laughing.
ReplyDeletePlease click on my name for Fashion/Fitness/Beauty tips
lMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. UR BAE AINT LOYAL
ReplyDeleteBuhahahaha
ReplyDeleteU try sef u knw leave her for ground dere
Smh..... girls
Am not so crasy abt dem musicians, highest I snap wif dem and move along
Ur gf is in love with that artist
Heheheheh funny
DO NOTING
ReplyDeleteI don't understand why d relationship went cold, we all have different ways of responding to situations. So kiss & make up. Linda take note!
ReplyDeleteFirst go and improve on your spelling and grammar.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand why d relationship went cold, we all have different ways of responding to situations. So kiss & make up. Linda take note!
ReplyDeleteAbeg go rest..wetin de confusing 4d matter?if u guys can't continue d relationship END..pesin de fear 4 election wia de cum up u de rap shit
ReplyDeleteI don't understand why d relationship went cold, we all have different ways of responding to situations. So kiss & make up. Linda take note!
ReplyDeleteI don't understand why d relationship went cold, we all have different ways of responding to situations. So kiss & make up. Linda take note!
ReplyDeleteU guys shud just stop replaying d event in ur minds and move on, life goes on and shit happens @times
ReplyDeleteWhy did She collapse? over happness or is she surprise that she dance with a celeb?? Ans pls
ReplyDeleteI have watched this movie before
ReplyDeletethis post on lagos virgins killed me
Lol.. I have nothing to say. Follow ur heart.
ReplyDeleteWell first of all you have to learn how to speak and write English properly.
ReplyDeletefirst of all,go back to school and learn abt punctuation marks.....secondly,quit being an ass
ReplyDeletelolzzz... There's nothing to be embarrassed about jor when you've been dating for almost 4 good years na
ReplyDeleteJilt her man..she'd v slept with the Nigga if she had the opportunity
ReplyDeleteYour English too is embarrassed about ur relationship, what u shld do 1st is learn hw to proof read b4 posting...
ReplyDeleteSh*t happens bro. She might have been psychologically overwhelmed by the unanticipated excitement of the celeb and nothing more - that doesn't mean she's gonna love you less. Just imagine how ur own reaction will be if Genevieve or Tiwa suddenly slap their lips on your cheeks. I know it is embarrassing but you just have to deal with it if you love her.
ReplyDeleteOoh puhleezaa!
ReplyDeleteGo to a show where you can meet a female artist...try amd hug her...kiss her too and then go in coma for 1 day and see what will be your girls response....
ReplyDeleteFor real?hmmmm.when he's not Micheal jackson,even if he is sef,all these celeb wit their fake lifestyle.Anyway,forgive her afterall it's not like she cheated.
ReplyDeleteHahahaahahaha.ur girl is a bush babe
ReplyDeleteLol, Don't let it bother you.
ReplyDelete$.
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@Mr Endowed via Lumia phone
hehehehehe.......break up with her
ReplyDeleteIt's normal u shouldn't be! Just make fun out of it, that she fainted doesn't mean she is not in love with ya.... I believe what happened to her is a different form of appreciation. Don't be hard on urself, atimes when we are so much excited abt something we get this feelings that we can't express through words nd our actions take it all.
ReplyDeleteYour gf don craze finish...
ReplyDeleteFYI u have no gf. She don't even respect u in front of artist, She will cheat on you big time....better look for another girl
#Commenting thru Glo 4G LTE
Hahahah
ReplyDeletepray
ReplyDeleteEiya...as a guy it not easy 2 take off mind bt try if u love ur girl
ReplyDeleteMtcheeeew! Abeg next gist.
ReplyDeleteEiya...as a guy it not easy 2 take off mind bt try if u love ur girl
ReplyDeleteThat girl na idiot, U fuck up babe, baba live with it
ReplyDeleteLolll! She was star struck! Don't mean she loves u less!
ReplyDeleteFunny indeed.
ReplyDeleteLmao jst ignore it ma dear...I knw it's so embarrassing...4give ha lol
ReplyDeleteAre u confused dat she danced with him, or dat she collapse. Bros clear me.
ReplyDeleteSuch happens, don't take it personal. Na woman nw, wetin u expect.... He dey happen 4 abroad. So no qualms, ..... Brush it off an move on wit ur relationship.... Even linda self, wan die wen dbanj peck am.... Con put am 4 blog...!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo hug a transformer, or better still, u can visit Gaza. U will get d answer there. !!hiss!!
ReplyDelete@Sophia Stephen
Lol OYO for u
ReplyDeleteE dey happen
ReplyDeleteYou guys should laugh over it and move on.
ReplyDeleteLols... It isn't her fault. She was only carried away. so pls don't crucify her man.
ReplyDeleteYou guys should laugh over it and move on
ReplyDeleteDude go and become a celebrity then. Star na star. Just accept you're not one (yet)
ReplyDeleteJump into the lagoon. What are you still waiting for??
ReplyDeleteoh lawd!!!! lmao
ReplyDeleteHehehehehehe. I laff in spanish!
ReplyDeleteJust get it ova with.na ova-excitement worry her. Lolz.
Check it out:http://pamscrib.blogspot.com
Jump into the lagoon. What are you still waiting for??
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahah, i pray my bf will not be embarrassed if i collapsed while dancing wit patoranking oo, if i die nd resurrect each time i see him on my t.v screen, wat will i do wen when i dance wit him, me i dnt hav advice for u guy , am in same shoes as ur babe
ReplyDeleteShe may have received the best gift of her life by not just meeting her favourite artist but DANCING with him. Kick on with the friendship my dear friend. Such is how both male and female reacted to Michael Jackson back in the day.
ReplyDelete#LMAO....she was foolishly overwhelmed #iGuess...smh
ReplyDeleteUhmm... I'm confused as well
ReplyDeleteLinda better be editing these things. What's wrong with you?!
ReplyDeletePoster why should the relationship have friction? It's a normal thing. Abegi.
#rotfl.....bros, criously I'm lost for words
ReplyDeleteLol this is so funny,i guess she was 2 excited,just let it slide.
ReplyDeleteMiss indomie says so.
Lol. Guess she wants more of the dance and that's the only option she got
ReplyDeleteSeriously
ReplyDeleteUr English sucks balls dude!
ReplyDeleteLol. Guess she wants more of the dance and that's the only option she got
ReplyDeleteI don't see any problem with this ....maybe your gf has been sick or too more than she can handle..
ReplyDelete¤
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It's normal for some girls, funny story though but almost all girls have such fantasies and nothing comes out of it. It's a minor issue so do not let it kill ur 4years investment
ReplyDeletefirst first....learn english . mbok
ReplyDeleteMumu talk
ReplyDeleteLinda sometimes u think we are all kids here...Wt kind of rubbish story is ds??? y didn't he state d name of d artists???
ReplyDeleteSo that's Linda's fault? Lol, I like reading d ignorance on LIB.
DeleteSome girls are stupid sha
ReplyDeleteI think thats a normal exprience for any die hard fan of celebrities. Abroad, pple faint at the sight of their favourite artists. That shuldn't bother you.
ReplyDeleteSo funny. Dont worry I trust libers, they will gv u a better ans
ReplyDeleteLol! I wonder how some girls reason sef, how can you faint when your guy is with you, Just give her time she will get over it! And if u love her that much you will let it go and let her promise you that it will not happen again hehehe pele o!!!
ReplyDeleteLol! I wonder how some girls reason sef, how can you faint when your guy is with you, Just give her time she will get over it! And if u love her that much you will let it go and let her promise you that it will not happen again hehehe pele o!!!
ReplyDeleteLMAOOOOOOOOOO!!!
ReplyDeleteCommonnnnn, dis is no iss. Just take it as one of those things or how you react when you see KIM K or Amber's butt.
Lwkmd. Guy it's normal OK, just try n taken it off your mind.
ReplyDeleteFirst of all go back to school and learn how to speak or write correct grammar/ sentence
ReplyDeleteNa wah for ur gf ooo, u better add more ice block to ur relationship. Greedy girl #Hiss
ReplyDeleteVery lame and stupid story
ReplyDeleteCrushing on Linda
Hahahahahah u sure say nah only dance she dance?
ReplyDeleteHahahahahah u sure say nah only dance she dance?
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, go to school
ReplyDeleteHmmm nothing really bad anyway,just let it pass,she was just surprised,exited $ shocked
ReplyDeleteBut wait o dude,what if she had pass on during d fainting? Lol na joke o
Hmmmmmmmmm,
ReplyDeleteShe got so excited and forgot that her bf was close to her.
Definitely, she got so carried away that she fainted too.
Pls start looking for another gf, she doesn't worth it.
Lol, I feel u nigga,imagine if u were a crazy fan of Tiwa and u saaw her live!she shoki 4 u,huged and thnked uu, nd water comot 4 ur eye,wetin u expect say ur babe 4 do,put ur sef in her shoes# ur turn!
ReplyDeletelemme paint the picture well for you..she gonna imagine u were the artist anytime u make love to her.. Now can u live with dt?
ReplyDeleteU too bad lol
DeleteLOL, funny though but hurt to whom it may concern... NOW I MUST BE A CELLEB!!!
ReplyDeleteStillDatSame2015Dude
Lolzzz...wetin pesin no go read for LIB sef?? ..Nna ehn odikwaserious...
ReplyDeleteSay wot again?????
ReplyDelete*oparoescalade*
Say wot again?????
ReplyDelete*oparoescalade*
Lmao,wetin we no go hear for liber
ReplyDeleteAbeg na over excitement joor
ReplyDeleteAbeg na over excitement joor
ReplyDeletego and do likewise....hug and dance wth a female celeb. period!!
ReplyDeletego and do likewise...hug and dance wth a female celeb. period!!
ReplyDeleteLWKMD.....this is really funny.
ReplyDeleteu are confused? okay first get an english teacher then leave ur gf cos she's a fool..if my gf dances with a celeb and falls down abi feints I wont even attend to her..I will go home...................................#KingOfKings #6God
ReplyDeleteHahahaha..BA Michael Jackson?
ReplyDeleteE dey apun jhoorr....
ReplyDeletelol, I dont even know what advice to give, funny gf, funny bf sef
ReplyDeleteLmaooo please pardon her...its a normal thing...she is a super fan
ReplyDeleteWhat do you do?
ReplyDeletePretty easy. Become a celeb yourself, take her to the same joint and have the MC announce you as a mystery guest, dance with her for not less than ten minutes (yes, ten minutes to prove you got more vibe than this other guy!)
Finally, give her the hug of her life, a loooong "super glue" kiss and then position yourself to catch her in your arms once the fainting starts......
I'm thinking you already stopped reading this but in the event you haven't, there's a place in Yaba, Lagos where nut cases like yours receive quick, undivided attention. I recommend you be on your way ASAP!
Truth be told... Ur galfrnd 's a bush gal and she has inferiority complex. She has to wake up and realise dat she can be a celeb in her own way...not only 2ru music. Many people fail to realise dat one of d easiest ways of becoming a celeb is 2ru music. It's far harder to become a celeb 2ru academic achievements and many other ways. Dis explains why most male celebs take ladies for granted. They believe it's every woman's dream to sleep wit a celeb. Wat a shame!
ReplyDeleteThanks
DeleteLesson
DeleteLolzzz I wan use laf kill my self Nna biko pardon her na devil enter her body
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Oh boi ehn
ReplyDeletePardon her it's anormal thing takeher on another date so shecan dance withanoda famous artist
ReplyDeletebetter do a face transplant, or surgical augmentation so you can look like that celebrity...pele
ReplyDeleteLol, continue with the relationship joor
ReplyDeleteLoL, faint hearted gf!
ReplyDeleteThis dude 4ny sha...if to say he con get personal wif her nko? U 4 go 1 tv station to seek advice..u go old, u better carry go.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.konga.com/sally-roxy-bowling-bag-with-double-buckle-black-1162782?k_id=67251988
ReplyDeleteBe happy she's alive. By the way, u like this girl so four years is a very long time.
ReplyDeleteBreak up with her in your mind but keep fucking her...Lmaooo...My style! I don't like wasting pussy!
ReplyDeleteOGA ...JUST LET HER GO JAREY....AND LOOK FOR A GIRL WHO WOULD EAITHER FAINT FOR YOU OR WOULDNT FAINT FOR ANOTHER MAN IN FRONT OF YOU....
ReplyDeleteIF YOU MARRY THIS GIRL, YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN O....
Pardon her for fainting abeg...mtcheeew
ReplyDeletepls go and sit dow. u just wanted to write on a blog. whats the problem here???
ReplyDeleteLETS NOT PRETEND MOST GIRLS WOULD, GUY CONTINUE YOUR RELATIONSHIP AND LET IT GO
ReplyDeleteWho send her message?
ReplyDelete