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Friday 2 January 2015

Ibadan people, kwenu! Heey! Lol

If I talk now, you Ibadan people will start abusing me...comot for road jor! Lol

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    1. Hahahahaha. You try them here, they try you when rain fall inside erosion. That makes it ONE ONE.





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    2. Im sure its da hausa people from sabo loool

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    3. Maybe it's new to them, don't blame them

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    4. Kai some yoruba can disgrace me. That thing d bite person leg? Why dem d fear na. Bushinto ppl. I still love my culture tho#proudly yoruba#

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    5. Linda, you've already spoken.










      Jesus is Lord.

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    6. lol. We all hav our first time. Mine was at MM2

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    7. And all these Ondo, Ekiti, Ilesha, Osogbo peple too will be laughing o. Dem no even gget am for dem side o

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    8. You are so right. Nobody remembers their first time at trying to use the escalator. Besides we make fun of our own backwardness in this country not realising the joke is on us. If I remember correctly, escalators were in Ibadan before Lagos in the old kingsway building at Dugbe back in the 80's. It just shows how far we've regressed as a people, what a pity.

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    9. Ib dey fuck me up walahi! Kai! I No sha fit disown ma city!

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  2. Hahahahahaha, chain this Simply shoes how far behind some Nigerians are.. What a Pity...

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    1. MR EDDY said.
      Lmfao. Ibadan kwenu indeed
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      ^™THAT EDO BOY.COM~wishes u merry Christmas and a happy new year.

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    2. Loooolz
      Ibadan kini sow? Sow suo

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  3. Very funny..it's actually gradually. They would learn with time..2tim 2:15. @Bishop_Dammy

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    1. True talk bro.It's with time

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    2. Yeah, that prolly was their first time ever. First time I ever tried it myself,I almost stepped on the combplate.

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  4. Pls talk Lili...

    #Royal Priesthood#

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  5. Hehe! Linda, no talk anytin jor, there's always a first time to everything in life.

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    1. Abi help me tell those people forming posh/tush.

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    2. My dear no mind linda joor. Na bcos we no video u d 1st time u used it.

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    3. Yeah! I remember the first time I used the escalator @ old Doha international airport . Smiles

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  6. Who is @Tolu?


    Oyaa Ibadan people abuse the living day outta him



    @Galore

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    1. Try and be current. If u can't read, just buy The punch Newspaper and force ursef to read. Then u will know Tolu....

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  7. Who is @Tolu?


    Oyaa Ibadan people abuse the living day outta him



    @Galore

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  8. Hehehe Lindiway no be small thing.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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  9. Dats really funny, Aunty linda thanks for using that language "kwenu"

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  10. Lolz c ao ddem deh luk d escalator lyk say naa miracle

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  11. Lol Ibadan Pple. They're nt used to it na. Y blame dem.This guy jst dissed all Ibadan Pple on LIB.

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    1. My dear no mind them joor. We all went thru it.

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  12. Why always Ibadan people? LMAO

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  13. LoL...They need tutorials


    .👏BIG BROTHER SAYS SO.👏

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    1. You're dumb. Can't speak English! If you're comparing 2, you say ' you committed WORSE'
      Plus d story teller was actually right you dumb ass mofo!

      New year, buy a dictionary as well as A one English by Dele Ashade. It will help your destiny.

      *** forst to comment aka ose ore mi ***

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    2. You overestimate your English proficiency

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    3. Lord have mercy! Your English is terrible! Can't say I blame you though. You spill out what you're fed

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    4. You push "past" people, not "pass" them. The story teller is correct.

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    5. Wow! No, you didn't!
      It's definitely 'past' not 'pass'
      And please it's 'worse' not 'worst'!
      You are welcome!

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    6. tolu ogunlesi nah one of punch newspaper journalist.....imagine ur life outside lmao......

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    12. D next time u reply foolishly to any of my comment again, I wil lay divine cause on everytin dat concern u&ur generations...

      Good riddick to bad rubbish.

      Pls do well to go get identity on LIB instead of b facelss fools & idiots making mockery of ursef.

      #Royal Priesthood#

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    13. smh "you committed kini?

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    14. Wow!! Ignorance is truly bliss!!

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    15. There is something terribly wrong with you! Something has to be wrong!! How can one person can't exhibit this level of ignorance and stupidity??

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    16. Frm google research...

      “Can you do a segment on Past vs. Pass - if you haven’t already? Too many get these words mixed up.”

      When do “past” and “pass” get confused?

      Often, writers muddle the words past and pass in sentences such as:

      “The heroes pass a village on their way towards the mountains.”
      It’s common to see this written as:

      “The heroes past a village on their way towards the mountains.”
      But the word should be passed, as (in this sentence) it’s the past participle of the verb “to pass”. An easy way to tell is to rewrite the sentence in the present tense, as though you’re describing something which is happening currently:

      “The heroes pass a village on their way towards the mountains.”
      or “The heroes are passing a village on their way towards the mountains.”
      However, if you wrote:

      “The heroes walked past a village on their way towards the mountains.”
      It’s correct to use past. The verb in this sentence is “walked”, and the “past” is acting as an adverb.

      @Anonymous, let me swallow my pride and say u guys are right.

      No thanks bcos of two reason's which r; u guys r faceless and ur correcting me wasn't done constructively.

      Do well for ursef in 2015 to b identified on LIB instead of b a total stranger's.

      Start wit getting a gmail a/c and log in wit d a/c on LIB.

      U can thank me later or keep d apreciation to ursef. I don't need it....lolzzzzzzzzz.

      #Royal Priesthood#

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  15. Choi!! Choi!! *lips sealed sha*

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  16. Lol Linda nor be their fault there is always a first time.

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  17. Ibadan isn't dat bad d way u people paint it oo,haba! Dere are posh places in Ibadan too jor...

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    1. You meant to say posh people & I totally agree with you

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  18. Linda Ikeji, go down memory lane and think about the first time you stepped on an escalator. What was ur experience like? U no nearly fall either stepping on it or getting off? Difference be say, dem na now be their first experience, it own don tay

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  19. Can imagine they never see escalator before. Ogbara ofemmanu ghari lolz.

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    1. Uncle from the great Igbo land, are you aware that there is only one escalator in the whole of the south east in Enugu state?

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  20. Lmao.....village peeps

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  21. Lili,

    Who told u dey r people frm Ibadan?

    Of course we hav other people frm different states in Ibadan.

    So they could b people frm other states in dat pix not necessarily Ibadan.

    #Royal Priesthood#

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  22. Tolu, leave our people o... Iol

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  23. Lol like seriously lmao.....he he .....hahaha na wa oo even young n old people self

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  24. Linda eh, u won't cease to make me laff. U won't blame dem naa....they are nt used to modern facilities..lol

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  25. Hahahaha ibadan people don carry last for here o...I don laff taya for hia. **DOPEY SAID SO**

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  26. Lili, in dis case u might b wrong.

    Folks frm Ibadan, pls don't mind her.

    #Royal Priesthood#

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  27. Hehehehe Lmao!!!!! IB people thoe

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  28. Hehehehe Lmao!!!!! IB people thoe

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  29. HahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahAaaaaaaa ndi ibadan wetin happen..jst take a deep breath & step 4ward....lol

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  30. lol..............no blame them. they have not been on one before but lets be sincere sha; its going to be scary 4 a first timer.

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  31. Lol. Abeg no talk o Hehehehehehehe #onelovefromSnow#

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  32. Linda watsup with diz ur "if I talk now you will abuse", syms like is ur new yr slang

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  33. Dem sabi fuck up well well...once dey know how to climb it den dia will be trouble...all of em go won climb at once chai!!!! **DOPEY SAID SO**

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  34. Lmao funny. First timers I guess.








    @SOPHIA STEPHEN

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  35. Lolzzzzz. Linda U wan start fight now ooooooo. I sitdown dey look.

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  36. Escalator dey kingsway in d 80s,ask anybody maybe dis one is not working properly.u no naija stuff now

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  37. Hehehe!!!!!! Choiii!!!!i i don laf break my waist.

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  38. I think if everybody remembers the first time they got on one, or tried a new thing, they wud not judge.

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  39. Linda, that Tolu of a person must be a joker.My people are not that crudefor Gods sake!!!!!

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  40. Linda !!! IB people local well nah

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  41. This your ibo language is always funny....oya make we no talk now....#mute code activated#
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  42. Lol. See how mesmerised they look. IB pipos una too bam. *runs and hides behind Linda*

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  43. Hahahaha aunty Linda

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  44. I don't see anything special there, am not from ibadan but i reside there...please stop generalization if ibadan people as if you yourself didn't fidget (in your mind) the first time you saw an escalator.

    #Omoh

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  45. Hahahaha. So funny. Some people who will come here to laugh has never seen an ascalator before talk more of bn on one.

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    1. It wud be very rare that pple haven't seen an escalator bfor.

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  46. omolara1128@yahoo.com2 January 2015 at 20:25

    Hehehehehehe

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  47. I don't believe dis he is just trying to make unnecessary fun

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  48. Hahahaha. Pls don't blame them. They will soon get use to it.

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  49. BuhaHahaha! Oh my God......hahaha

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  50. Hahaha linda u dont av 2 blame dem, its their very 1st time of seeing it.

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  51. ans he took a picturw as he did so.jobless mofo

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  52. linda u nor go kill person with laff oooo. nor be dere fault na

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  53. linda u nor go kill person with laff oooo. nor be dere fault na

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  54. Lol
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    @Mr Endowed via Lumia phone

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  55. Ibadan pple too day fall hand jare

    ...JOSHSAYSO..LIB..FAN

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  56. Awon Omo-Ibadan. Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  57. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  58. This is not ewedu and amala

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  59. Some funny shit! Let me not lie, am scared of this escalator thingy sha. I would rather climb stairs than enter this thing. My sister and my bf keep laughing at me bcos of it.

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  60. Linda, make u talk. There is no escalator where u come from. Ibadan rocks

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    1. Only if she is from Enugu state which happens to house the only escalator in the whole of ndigbo.

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  61. The escalator has turned to an amusement park where you have to line up to ride. I hope agberos no dey collect money to ride from people sha...

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  62. Go back to where u all come from and c if u can find any escalator to ride.Bush ppl.

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  63. Linda only step on d elevator /escalator when she goes to America. There is none in Imo state where she comes from. So, don't talk nonsense.

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  64. Linda only step on d elevator /escalator when she goes to America. There is none in Imo state where she comes from. So, don't talk nonsense.

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    1. Zuzupu hater oshi. U are busying hating and using ur MB to enrich Linda. Who's fooling who now?

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  65. The Tolu guy must be very silly. He probably doesn't know that some of the most educated and widely travelled people in Nigeria live in Ibadan. Some people must use any means however outrageous to direct attention to themselves sha!!!

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  66. The Tolu guy must be very silly. He probably doesn't know that some of the most educated and widely travelled people in Nigeria live in Ibadan. Some people must use any means however outrageous to direct attention to themselves sha!!!

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  67. Linda enough of this insults on Ibadan people ok! The first escalator in Nigeria was in Kingsway, Ibadan in the 60s. Enough is enough o.

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  68. I am a bit dissappointed in Tolu Ogunlesi for this comment because he is one of the more matured /balanced writers on social media.I grew up in Ibadan and as at the late 70's there was a functioning elevator @kingsway stores in dugbe.things went bad all over the country and i can say with all certainty that until 2004 when Silverbird galleria opened there was no functioning escalator in Lagos except the one in the Savannah Bank building on Broadstreet(abandoned building now)which was not open to the general public.When Silverbird galleria opened ,i saw a lot of classy looking adults who were scared to go on it because they had not been exposed to it.As we speak the escalator @ ikeja mall is still a sort of tourist attraction to many pple.please let us be balanced in our comments.By the way i am not from Ibadan but grew up there and left well over 20 years ago.

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    1. Its called humour you know!! As much as you are right on the ikeja and silver bird malls, life isn't that serious. So go get some humour!!

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    2. Thank you and I wish u had your contact email

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  69. Stop stepping on their toes.. I can remember my first time too.i was a bit scared but I didn't want to embarrass myself so I just formed and went

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  70. If everywia in Nigeria had this I tell u there won't be this long queue#Developing country naija#guess pple wu are based overseas ain't elevator freaks...don't blame them

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  71. >>>> haha I remember my first experience with an escalator, abeg leave them jare. <<<<

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  72. Oh Lord of Mercy,in this 21th century.

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  73. Linda , can u share ur experience d first time u were on escalator outside naija. I sure say u go recite psalm many times, abi I lie?

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  74. han haan..this Tolu guy lives in eyebadon...haah haha

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  75. Some of us on dis blog are so fake, as if d first time u took an escalator, u didn't jump at d step all cos of fear of falling down mmmshhheew, abeg make we hear word. There's always a first time to everything

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  76. Ibadan pipo bush no be small!!

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  77. Lmfaooo!!! I jes tier 4 d's IB pipo.This is d excltr close 2 Mr price.Nd na all does sabo pipo dey full d place 1ce hols dey.Lol.Pls bear wiv dem.

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  78. First and foremost, it's their first time. Even you Linda can't say you weren't nervous when you were first getting onto one.

    I have to go on one everyday to work and it's still something to be careful about

    Carry on Ibadan people. Lets see how aba, delta, enugu, owerri pple will react when they eventually get to see one in their city.

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  79. Linda! Maybe one Ibadan guy wan take you to mama dis new year. See as u yab dem now.

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  80. There is something wrong with this Linda. In a country where there is no electricity, how do u expect pple to be used to riding elevator/escalator. Linda u need to broaden your mind. You are not developed enough or may be I am expecting too much from u bcos u graduated from a university & u are a blogger. u c I equated being a blogger to being a businesswoman. This is where I may be wrong.

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    1. Learn to take a joke jo and stop catching feelings

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  81. its not a big deal.It was the same case when Surulere Soprite was open to the public for the first time.
    The same thing would have happened if it was in Kano of Onitsha!

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  82. Lmao... chai Ibadan ppl.

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  83. Dump ass pple commenting as if they have seen an escalator b4. Can't u pple see that there is a small boy in the front who is most probably having issues with d escalator. By the way linda is there an escalator in ur state. Hater oshi

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  84. Chikata Chidinma2 January 2015 at 22:35

    lolzzz.funny people.

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  85. Gerout am from ibadan and I live in Europe And I use the escalator every day so stop saying crap about us

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  86. Hahahahahaha choi! Dis na illiteracy on the hossana level! Lwkmd!

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  87. Ibadan people...

    Kini show ee??
    Sho show ni ooo


    said: Abu Zamani

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  88. Nawa oo. An average person in ibadan has been to shoprite before and the shoprite in Dugbe has an escalator, there is no way that place can be ibadan.

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  89. Why do people say silly stuffs about ibadan. So annoying

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  90. Primitive & archaic people....fall hand!

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  91. Linda, biko hold ur peace....lolz, nt all Ibadan peeps bikonu. The first tym I'm sure those pple standing will b seeing and stepping on it for d first tym. Cos d first tym I stepped on an escalator, I almost fell, d first time I stepped on an Elevator. I nor even knw d tin wey happen dat day. It only looked like d ground was swallowing me. So no fall Ibadan pple hand jor.

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  92. Ok this is toooooo funny lol !!

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  93. If this picture is what it looks like then I am very disappointed in tolu! Why didn't he offer to help one of them get up/encourage them? So he fought his way through the crowd, was probably feeling like the cool one on his way up and when he got up took a picture to post on social media? Very poor! I thought he was into a better life and country for Nigerians. Is this how it is done? We just have a way of keeping people unaware so we can look like the cool ones, the cool one that can ride the escalator in tolu's case. Sad Tolu! Help your Neighbour get up next time!!

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  94. Y'all be talking lyk you av escalators in your bedrooms, p.s it's not ibadan, we don't have doubles in Ibadan.....linda get your facts straight

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  95. Y'all be talking like you av escalators in your rooms, p.s it's not Ibadan, we ain't gat doubles......Linda endeavour to get ur facts straight

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  96. I will be careful getting on top of one in Nigeria. My spouse almost found herself on the floor @ MMA in 2010, it was so fast and too steep (the inclined angle was almost 30 degree). She got on it before a Custom Officers warned her not to go on it. Will think twice before getting on one. Remember the good old days of Kingsway, Ibadan.

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  97. Hahaha...Linda let dem catch u.....see how dem dey look d escalator...lol.

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  98. IBADAN PEOPLE are backward only in comparison to Lagosians. Compared to other Nigerians, they are more advanced actually.

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  99. Lol,first timers, they will soon get used to it

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  100. A fucking escalator ma nigga!

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  101. There's always a first time to everything,even I had my moment at silverbird gallery in abuja,then after dat day,it will just look normal

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  102. There's always a first time to everything,even I had my moment at silverbird gallery in abuja,then after dat day,it will just look normal

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  103. Lol! Y would this person disgrace ib peeps...

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  104. Lol! Y would this person disgrace ib peeps...

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  105. @Linda I don't think you normally leaves your house o! How can u say this pix is abnormal? Can you compare the crowd there to normal crowd in Ikeja city mall escalator? You will know dat not all lagosians are civilised

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  106. Not only in ibadan lots of Nigerians do it here in dubai

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  107. Mbok, just almost every other day u go. 2 d PH mall. U get 2 see one or 2 ppl contemplating using it, so der are always 1sr timers...

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  108. Linda this is so unfair, wetin ibadan people do you, am sure the tolu guy must have had the same experience the first time he tried it in his life.. mumu guy...

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  109. Na ibadan man go marry Linda.

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  110. Hehehehehehehhehee.. No be today.

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  111. Eyin omo Ibadan, kini so eh? What u don't know u don't know abeg...forming is tantamus to embarrassment... Be yourself


    BDB

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  112. Abeg leave dem jare...even some people dat r laughn av faced d same tin wen dey saw ds also sometym ago so y d fuss abt ds..ejo eh park wella
    #madeofblack

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  113. Dont blame them, they are not used to it.





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  114. Abeg nobody should blame them o because they've never seen such before in their life.

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