Okay anon 9:51 , he said he want to be a rapper , So he is using this media to reach out to Drake ,J ,dorobuchi & co . Above is the sample he sampled for interested company that can sign him up . You are welcome sweetie in advance in case I run out of data for the reply .
He is halucinating and hibernating in Edo Emperors edifice in limbo for his acrobatic catapult into higher realm of legislative jamboree through the magananimity and electoral endorsement of the Broomers.
Linda nothing dey here wey hard oh because him write the things come out. The thing na just to salute Google and you go get wetin him dey try talk. If to say him no write am come out, say na talk him talk am, na there yawa for gas.
Sorry o, but I forgot my dictionary at home. Can anybody lend me one? Too much colonial English is one of the many reasons why we are where we are today. Chikena!
Lmao@ frankinstous yoyo... This man is extremely intelligent...creative and a good crammer...even if what he says and write is meaningless or d words don't exist...we shld no its not easy to coin such words ...mehn I give it up for dis man
Mtshewwww This man does nt knw the first rule of communication Speak and be well heard More than 50% of the ppl on his timeline wud either laugh, hiss and scroll by, cos they dont understand. ....all this English use dem wen u amidst ur caucus hian!!!
One reason i really can't blame him is because he has become so used to grammatical words that he honestly can't speak without using them, which is how the human mind operates. So, let's all pretend like we understand that's if we really don't understand. If you know what I mean?
Am very sure this man studied agriculture while in school because all his words are related to it. Corrosive, pummeling, excoriation mmhh..... about to ask Google though
Lmao@ frankinstous yoyo... This man is extremely intelligent...creative and a good crammer...even if what he says and write is meaningless or d words don't exist...we shld no its not easy to coin such words ...mehn I give it up for dis man
The man just want to dazzle the populace with his grammatical and vocabulary efficiency.I study English,what i know is that 'Erebus' and 'whirligig' are Old English words which have gone into extinction i.e. Out of use.
This young man should take it easy joor, which school did he attend that we did not go, what's all this YOYO thing, e no dey dictionary... Just dey make us feel like say we chop our school fees.
Linda, i undatand.so dere4,u go put my name among pple wey go win ur monthly baba ijebu yoyo.he said: d president knws abt police invasion/blockade.tank God i got it!
Try to interpret and get migraines till you die. Because you want to express your views you now decided to scatter our head...to think this man might be cursing us with his OTT Latin words is comical...Whoever is close to him should please help we ‘lowly mortals’ to tell the ‘Latin god’ that we don't understand what he's saying # He has so thrown us into confusion that we don't know if to applaud or boo him...
This guy's genius should shame Basketmouth and Ali Baba put together!!!!!! I am pissing on my boxers from laughter!!!!!!!!!!! Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
between Patrick and mama peace i don't even know who is worst cause they are both killing the English, well is good for us to laugh in trying times without thinking about the problem. lolzzzz trapping things cause na only me waka come.
Please Linda, kindly forward this message to Hon on my behalf, that in promulgating his esoteric cogitations or articulating his superficial sentimentalities, he should beware of platitudinous ponderousity. Let his conversational communication posses a clarified conciseness, compact comprehensibleness, coalescent consistency and a concatenated Cogency. Eschew all conglomeration of flatulent garrulity, jejune babblement, asinine affectations because not all are sesquipedalians like him.
When you interpret this, call my phone no
ReplyDeletelol. You guys need to read this post by girls for men
Stop looking at me like an unscrupulous Frankeinstous yoyo otherwise I will subject you to an acidic excoriation and corrosive pummeling!
DeleteOkay anon 9:51 , he said he want to be a rapper , So he is using this media to reach out to Drake ,J ,dorobuchi & co .
DeleteAbove is the sample he sampled for interested company that can sign him up .
You are welcome sweetie in advance in case I run out of data for the reply .
Lol. Nice one @peejay
Deletelol! let me read it again! hahaha! this man sef!
ReplyDelete#GodblessNigeria
lol.
ReplyDeleteThis man!!!
Obahiagbon......take a seat nd chill...These grammar U re speaking mite not take U to d senate house come 2015
ReplyDeletegbam..yur head dey dere
DeleteBaba ooo...twale sir!! I salute chairman sir..you too much #bustmyhead
DeleteHe's just not communicating at all...... Aba!!
DeleteOmo guy needs to wake up...this is 2014!
DeleteFunny Patrick
ReplyDeleteAbeg I can't deal with it.
ReplyDeleteLolz know b only #rollseyes
ReplyDeleteLOLLZ...dis man no go kill person oo
ReplyDeletePHOTO; Serena Williams Flashes Cleavage While Posing For Selfie In France
any interpreter please
ReplyDeleteEven him no fit interpret am
DeleteNo comment
ReplyDeleteHe digressed into the inner caucus.
ReplyDeleteAlright sir. We understand than you can imagine. 2tim 2:1-3. BishopDammy#
ReplyDeleteMeaningless.
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NOTHING FUNNY UNTIL I SAW WHERE HE WROTE. "YOYO" I DIED LITERALLY.. LMAOOOO
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, exactly
DeleteAswear...yoyo bitters ni...
DeleteHahahahaha! I pity his wife,children,grandchildren ,his inlaws and most especially his workers! Lmao!
ReplyDeleteLinda why u rolling ur eyes. Dude is making plenty sense.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing I comprehend in his write up. Is impeachment cos I read it on line concerning the national assembly issues.
ReplyDeleteIf him never say 'trapping' , speech never start
ReplyDeleteHe is halucinating and hibernating in Edo Emperors edifice in limbo for his acrobatic catapult into higher realm of legislative jamboree through the magananimity and electoral endorsement of the Broomers.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaaha laugh wan kill me oh. Linda, as you're the class rep and u don't understand I'm sure no one does except him.
ReplyDeleteGood moprning all, no idea at all
ReplyDeleteAbeg I can't deal with it.
ReplyDeleteWhat about the Higi haga aspect.
ReplyDeleteNice, very nice piece there....if you dey find translator, go ask Google
ReplyDeleteBaba Patrick.. Kindly carry your English and go... I no get time to check dictionary.
ReplyDeleteWhat?the rapture has started,christians rejoicing, over 1000 people missing:must see
Isokuso osi.... this man n his useless grammar
ReplyDeleteLinda nothing dey here wey hard oh because him write the things come out. The thing na just to salute Google and you go get wetin him dey try talk. If to say him no write am come out, say na talk him talk am, na there yawa for gas.
ReplyDeleteI know say him dey talk about wetin happen for national assembly and the forces.
ReplyDeletegibberish
ReplyDeleteThis man grammar shaaaaa
ReplyDeletegibberish
ReplyDeleteHow do one begin to explain all these, even though i understood him.
ReplyDeletedis man will nt kill us ooooooooooo. na wa o
ReplyDeletegibberish
ReplyDeleteHahahaha its incredulously and humourously true
ReplyDeleteLol u go fear entebbe raid.
ReplyDelete~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA
What the fu*k!!! lol. I got headache trying to understand that.
ReplyDeletewhat d f*ck are you saying
ReplyDeleteLooking for my dictionary,brb
ReplyDeleteAnother drama....
ReplyDeleteOur politicians seems to surprise us every minute. Stop mocking yourself Oga Patrick
#Commmenting thru Glo 4G LTE
Olodo mr tabon tabon. *Our politicians SEEM... not SEEMS
Deletewhat's wif all this grammar? someone should please tel dat man dat, he is nt communicating.
ReplyDeleteWots d meaning of yoyo,
ReplyDeleteLol@ "frankeinstous yoyo"
ReplyDeleteLe ihe oji grammar asubi ndi mmadu amu.
"Frankeinstous" "yoyo", "whirligig" hhahaha wanna laff my brain off, i understand it all but i wont tell u
ReplyDeleteRubbish...
ReplyDeleteIt gives me head ache.��
ReplyDeleteI don't too, let's wait for the intelligent ones, sipping my coffee
ReplyDeleteSee another wahala!
ReplyDeleteOga patrick, wetin we no go see, naa dis same grammar you blw so tee dem commot you from the house, wit a beaucratic crinkum crankum... lol
ReplyDeleteObahiagbon shld learn to communicate must i read a dictionary to understand him
ReplyDeleteSorry o, but I forgot my dictionary at home. Can anybody lend me one? Too much colonial English is one of the many reasons why we are where we are today. Chikena!
ReplyDeleteWats this man speaking?
ReplyDeleteOga patrick, wetin we no go see, naa dis same grammar you blw so tee dem commot you from the house, wit a beaucratic crinkum crankum... lol
ReplyDeleteNa wa oooo....... @patrick d comedian, you can never pass an english exam......auzylicious
ReplyDeleteThe frankeistous and yoyo means "They need yoyo bitters for doing well...that's spiderman4...LMAO!
ReplyDeleteRead mad hot gist here
Dis man is madder than mad!
ReplyDeleteChoi! #faints
#ejikebigdick
Oga patrick, wetin we no go see, naa dis same grammar you blow so tee dem commot you from the house, wit a bureaucratic crinkum crankum... lol
ReplyDeletewtf!!! this man no go kill person o lolz. FRANKEINSTOUS YOYO!!!!!! Good God!!
ReplyDeleteHe's pointless... Valentinechisom7@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteThis man trulyy has his own personal encyclopedia...phew!
ReplyDeleteEnigmatic sagacity.
DeleteLmao@ frankinstous yoyo... This man is extremely intelligent...creative and a good crammer...even if what he says and write is meaningless or d words don't exist...we shld no its not easy to coin such words ...mehn I give it up for dis man
Deleteoyibo ndi Jere akwukwo....
ReplyDeleteLol na to carry dictionary join body if not hehheheheheh dis world no go fit settle o
ReplyDeleteoh Jesus!!! Dis man no go kill person ooo, which one b franskeitous yoyo??? Odikwaegwu!
DeleteNa so craze dey start.
DeleteWhere is my universe Dictionary Ooº°˚˚°ºo
ReplyDeleteOk ooo
ReplyDeleteNa wah for this man oh, can't he just speak simple english ones in his life.
ReplyDeleteMust he confuse peeps with his big big grammars.
Oya Prince Charming lib "Patrick" come out from your hiding and explain your mentor's grammar for us
I understand what he said. He was gentle with his words here.
ReplyDeleteLinda abeg i no go school reach there. hehehe
ReplyDeleteIn evri sentence I onli understand one word.and it's either "of" or "is"
ReplyDeleteGaskiya ban gane bah
ReplyDeleteHahahaha Ds Man na Babalawo ooo
ReplyDeletewell said
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ ,,
ReplyDeleteLmaoo..well said sir even tho I didn't understand shit..hahaha..Ur followers are suffering................................#KingOfKings #6ixGod
ReplyDeleteI understand everything, but I wont explain. LOL
ReplyDeleteMtshewwww
ReplyDeleteThis man does nt knw the first rule of communication
Speak and be well heard
More than 50% of the ppl on his timeline wud either laugh, hiss and scroll by, cos they dont understand. ....all this English use dem wen u amidst ur caucus hian!!!
Kricum kracum, paret olgomobia.later u ll v to tender ur appologia appologuim to Presidntia presidantuim for postiatuim what u are no sure of Patrick.
ReplyDeletethis man is kinda cwazy (Frankienstous yoyo) Chai na only dis man waka cum...hum hum dats all, der ris God ooooo.
ReplyDeleteOdikwaegwu
ReplyDeleteIT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO COMMUNICATE WITH SIMPLE PRECISE GRAMMAR SO THAT THE MESSAGE WILL GO ACROSS, BE UNDERSTOOD,SO THAT THE SENT PURPOSE IS ACHIEVED
ReplyDeletePatrick...Datz why you can't represent the people.. cos you are in the league of your own
ReplyDeleteNa okpo oyibo be that
ReplyDeleteTHE DRIVER
Always high on his fart. Mtcheww,is it Friday yet??
ReplyDeleteHe shud gerrout abeg!! Has he forgotten the essence of communication??? *sigh Him for kuku say yoyo bitters na...mcheww
ReplyDeleteChaiiiiiiiiii
ReplyDeleteThe man lacks communication skill
ReplyDeleteLol..
ReplyDeleteStupid retarded asshole....mscheew
ReplyDeleteYou shd go to hell for saying that.. u lack moral
DeleteWetin happen bros...
ReplyDeleteLol. Funny man. For ur recipes www.odlanrecipes.com
ReplyDeleteWhite people wey get english never ise words lik this oooo. Dog of war
ReplyDeleteheheheee....na real wah!
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
ReplyDelete.
This man no go give person headache i swear.... "GLO BRING 3G TO KONTAGORA"...
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Na 'Yoyo' I see wey make me laff. Yoyo be english word?
ReplyDeleteLMAOOOO!!..shit I'm dead!!.
ReplyDeleteAll is saying is that GEJ is in support of the removal of the speaker.
ReplyDeletehehehehehehehehehe, this man mean biznesoo
ReplyDeleteThis man is mad
ReplyDeleteGbam!!! Ma tongue o
ReplyDeletena real yoyo
ReplyDeleteLMAOOOO!! This guy is too funny!!
ReplyDeleteWhy does he keep doing this shit..??
One reason i really can't blame him is because he has become so used to grammatical words that he honestly can't speak without using them, which is how the human mind operates. So, let's all pretend like we understand that's if we really don't understand. If you know what I mean?
ReplyDeleteHe he he, make I consult prof. Wole
ReplyDeleteABEG make una Give this man PURE WATER OOOO... Abeg!!! Abeg!!! ABEG O!!!
ReplyDeleteHe is only saying the presidential influence on the current impeachment process might plunge the polity into deep darkness
ReplyDeleteOk!
ReplyDeleteSupu!!!!!
ReplyDeletegrammarian clown
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahaah,supu! Nsukka! This is a case of tsunamical and bokoharamical and isisical bombardment of lingua franca!
ReplyDeleteBros pack well abeg
ReplyDeleteAm dying laughing...Lolz
ReplyDeleteBros pack well oyibo no meaning
ReplyDeleteAm very sure this man studied agriculture while in school because all his words are related to it. Corrosive, pummeling, excoriation mmhh..... about to ask Google though
ReplyDeleteHahahahahhahaha
ReplyDeleteI love this man... He has not stopped reading. He is a great man.
ReplyDeleteAre u looking for a suger mummy or daddy please call dis line 07060801564 please be mature....
ReplyDeleteSee your life. Better change for good.
DeleteEven the whites don't use grammar in this fashion.
ReplyDeleteThis man has finished all the english,notin left for generations to come.
ReplyDeleteI wish to be like this man
ReplyDelete.this man has shown himself to be facirorous,gnathonic,mephilotic and apogenously krpyopotic ^_^
ReplyDelete.this man has shown himself to be facirorous,gnathonic,mephilotic and apogenously krpyopotic ^_^
ReplyDeletethis is a yoyotic comment
ReplyDeleteLmao@ frankinstous yoyo... This man is extremely intelligent...creative and a good crammer...even if what he says and write is meaningless or d words don't exist...we shld no its not easy to coin such words ...mehn I give it up for dis man
ReplyDeletepolitical madness
ReplyDeleteToo much of yoyo bitter. Imagin
ReplyDelete"Frankeinstous" "yoyo"
Patrick, are you not old enough to stop this childish nonsense? Thinking that you want to be a senator beats my imagination.
ReplyDeleteSee gobe...
ReplyDeleteGo here http://www.earnrealpay.net/aff/go/Imonik
This man has not communicated.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't matter the language you speak or write, if you cant communicate to your audience then becomes pointless.
ReplyDeletei cant stop laughing Linda but whn they start speaking dis kind of English na our money dey won carry run! lol
ReplyDeleteNa only you waka come?
ReplyDeleteNa Only You Waka Come?
ReplyDeletethis man grammar is very funny and incomprehensible.
ReplyDeleteThe man just want to dazzle the populace with his grammatical and vocabulary efficiency.I study English,what i know is that 'Erebus' and 'whirligig' are Old English words which have gone into extinction i.e. Out of use.
ReplyDeleteAbsolute rubbish , whats Frankeinstous YOYO ??
ReplyDeleteAbsolute Rubbish ,whats the meaning of Frankeinstous YOYO ? he is a drunk abeg
ReplyDeleteAnd finally, e don hapun. Headache don catch me cos of this man.
ReplyDeleteThis young man should take it easy joor, which school did he attend that we did not go, what's all this YOYO thing, e no dey dictionary... Just dey make us feel like say we chop our school fees.
ReplyDeleteNigeria is a country where anything goes.
ReplyDeleteOtanjele mgbe ochie! Hahahahahahahah. Dis one pass Rochas o with his OHACHIERISM!
ReplyDeleteThis guy's English is cancerous. Thinking of the interpretation can make you go hungry.
ReplyDeleteYoyo ko bitter ni. Idiot
ReplyDeleteThe great professor has spoken. Linda send him some bottles of frankeinstous yoyo bitters.
ReplyDeleteI can do with some laughter here.....
ReplyDeleteLinda, i undatand.so dere4,u go put my name among pple wey go win ur monthly baba ijebu yoyo.he said: d president knws abt police invasion/blockade.tank God i got it!
ReplyDeleteNa only dz man go school, which one be yoyo again? Abi he wan drink yoyo bitters ni????
ReplyDeleteanoda incantation from the afterearth'''''CANT EXPLAIN DIS THO
ReplyDeleteMama peace can explain better
ReplyDeleteIf anything happens to me Patrick is responsible! Lol
ReplyDeleteNa bcos d law makers didn't go to school so when he speaks dey claps
ReplyDeleteyou know if will have to llok at this grammar composition , we will just keep laughing, but have you try to pronounce it...
ReplyDeletetry it and see
mehnnnnnnn this man has finished dictionary right here... choi .. ochi atogbuom.. LROTF.. Lughn nd rolling on the floor.
ReplyDeletegot my voodoo doll? please help me scratch my butt, i'm in public... thafinexx
mehnnnnnnn this man has finished dictionary right here... choi .. ochi atogbuom.. LROTF.. Lughn nd rolling on the floor.
ReplyDeletegot my voodoo doll? please help me scratch my butt, i'm in public... thafinexx
mehnnnnnnn this man has finished dictionary right here... choi .. ochi atogbuom.. LROTF.. Lughn nd rolling on the floor.
ReplyDeletegot my voodoo doll? please help me scratch my butt, i'm in public... thafinexx
Try to interpret and get migraines till you die.
ReplyDeleteBecause you want to express your views you now decided to scatter our head...to think this man might be cursing us with his OTT Latin words is comical...Whoever is close to him should please help we ‘lowly mortals’ to tell the ‘Latin god’ that we don't understand what he's saying # He has so thrown us into confusion that we don't know if to applaud or boo him...
All i can imagine is me playing scrabble with this man.........
ReplyDeleteHis english is very powerful.
ReplyDeletePlease do let me know if you understand what our English prof is saying
ReplyDeleteWatch and pray for the evil days are here
abeg tell me to stop dis lAUGH
ReplyDeleteThis guy's genius should shame Basketmouth and Ali Baba put together!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI am pissing on my boxers from laughter!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grammar, make he sit down
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeleteI PERFECTLY UNDERSTOOD WHAT HE'S SAYING...HE'S SIMPLY SAYING 'LINDA GO MARRY'
ReplyDeleteCheapest bulk sms online at - http://www.onlinebulksms.net/
ReplyDeleteI fink I can interprete dis. pls contact me on ebutalaureta@yahoo. com, no joke do dat no
ReplyDeletebetween Patrick and mama peace i don't even know who is worst cause they are both killing the English, well is good for us to laugh in trying times without thinking about the problem. lolzzzz trapping things cause na only me waka come.
ReplyDeleteLMAOOOO - Na wa ooo!!! (i think patrick is a comedian not a politician tho) loool.........
ReplyDeletePlease can someone tell me his reaction to the closure of Edo House of Assembly by Oshiomole and the holding of sessions in Oshiomole house
ReplyDeletetypical Nigerian politician, typical Nigerian national assembly member, shame on you all!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure this guy passed WAEC/GCE.
YOYO means you are on your own. It's slang in Hindi.
ReplyDeleteA yo-yo is a toy which in its simplest form is an object consisting of an axle connected to two disks, and a length of string looped around the axle
ReplyDeletePlease Linda, kindly forward this message to Hon on my behalf, that in promulgating his esoteric cogitations or articulating his superficial sentimentalities, he should beware of platitudinous ponderousity. Let his conversational communication posses a clarified conciseness, compact comprehensibleness, coalescent consistency and a concatenated Cogency. Eschew all conglomeration of flatulent garrulity, jejune babblement, asinine affectations because not all are sesquipedalians like him.
ReplyDeleteLWKMD. I can understand this man's system of writing. Just to make one laugh. On the lighter mood. Gbam!!
ReplyDeleteThis man should just release his personal dictionary. #EPLweekend
ReplyDeleteAnd the end he has said nothing
ReplyDelete