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Tuesday, 18 November 2014

Hilarious! Man pins letter to neighbour, begs them to stop having 'very loud, short & annoying sex'

An angry neighbour who was fed up his neighbour disturbing his peace and sleep with their 'very loud, very short and very annoying sex' confronted them by writing a hilarious letter and pinning it to their front door. The note was posted on Reddit and the poster claimed this happened in Sydney, Australia. Read the rest of the letter after the cut...


at 11/18/2014 02:59:00 pm

93 comments:

  1. tsalz c.e.o18 November 2014 at 15:00

    LOL.....

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    1. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 18:17

      My neighbour and his girlfriend used to make loud noise when having sex back in school, it was so annoying!! Like i'll be sleeping or watching movie the next thing you hear is loud moaning! And banging smh and if you see the girl in the morning you will never believe she was the one screaming

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    2. DEguebe18 November 2014 at 22:42

      Lol. Badt guy

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  2. Unknown18 November 2014 at 15:04

    They shd v mercy on d man and stop having loud sex..becos if d man no dey one day d guy fit rape d girl

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    1. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 17:11

      Very daft comment.

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    2. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 17:59

      Really daft..infact its a sad comment

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    3. Unknown18 November 2014 at 18:45

      Honestly I don't get d comment at all, makes no meaning..#justpassing#

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    4. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 20:27

      Daft is an understatement! Ur senses are under ur feet. Get a life. #nooffense

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    5. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 20:30

      Was thinking i'm d only one dat saw d comment.. Mtchewwwwwwww

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    6. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 21:05

      As in! Very daft.

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    7. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 22:18

      Laaaaaame

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    8. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 22:18

      Shaking my head...Yimu#.
      il send you some sense.

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    9. Anonymous19 November 2014 at 00:46

      Hian! Na by force to comment?

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  3. Catwalk with Pat18 November 2014 at 15:04

    Lmfao


    Please click on my name for Fashion/Fitness/Beauty tips

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  4. Unknown18 November 2014 at 15:04

    Lol... wetin be your concern.. lmao

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  5. SANDRA18 November 2014 at 15:05

    "Nick(the rhino)" very funny.

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  6. Unknown18 November 2014 at 15:07

    Ya'll follow me on Instagram @nooorerh and on twitter @nuradeeeen.. ama follow back ASAP.. thanks

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    1. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 19:02

      Anon 5:11 ,pls help me ask him ooo. Why does he want us to follow him on instagram/twitter ?? Who is he/she?? Is he/she aliko dangote or gej?? Nekwa nu mu anya oo.

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    2. Anonymous19 November 2014 at 00:50

      This one wan be famous aboki, u ad better go get ya self a responsible life.

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  7. Cynhams Cakes, Abuja.18 November 2014 at 15:07

    Eh yaaaaa. Its not their fault joor.
    They should just play music to drown the noise.

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  8. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 15:07

    it sounds like some gay ass nigga...evacuate his ass ASAP

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  9. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 15:08

    First to comment lol at the whole VERY

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  10. Adaejyk18 November 2014 at 15:08

    Choi!!! Nke a wu ya. Embarrassment of d highest degree...lol

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  11. Unknown18 November 2014 at 15:08

    See wetin conji de cus? Lmao! Oga angry man go do ur Own short sex naa.

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  12. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 15:09

    Funny the man should mind his business.


    I am Coonett

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  13. Unknown18 November 2014 at 15:09

    They shld stop having loud sex becos one day if d man is nt around d guy fit rape d woman

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    1. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 23:21

      And.......... you had to post the evidence of your stupidity a second time.

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    2. Anonymous19 November 2014 at 07:40

      Mumu!

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  14. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 15:11

    well, I don't blame him. That's why we have freedom of expression...lol
    www.businessandself.blogspot.com for the tips you need for business and a more fulfilling life

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  15. ary18 November 2014 at 15:12

    Did this really happen? LMAO

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  16. Uche Emma18 November 2014 at 15:12


    Lol

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  17. Alloy Chikezie18 November 2014 at 15:13

    Lol. Really' hilarious.


    Your comment will be visible after approval

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  18. Amerie's blog18 November 2014 at 15:15

    LMAO
    www.ameriesblog.com

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  19. Unknown18 November 2014 at 15:15

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Hahahahaha.... That short and annoying sex really dash me laugh i swear....
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    .
    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  20. Unique Bee18 November 2014 at 15:16

    This is serious

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  21. Peejay18 November 2014 at 15:17

    Llololol @ Oh Nick! Lololol. Nick the Rhino on meth and cocaine...lololol.

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  22. Unknown18 November 2014 at 15:17

    Hahahahahah

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  23. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 15:20

    hahahahhahahahahahahahaha

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  24. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 15:21

    LMAO! "Lucky for me Nick doesn't appear to
    last long"
    @RealPrizeOkoli

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  25. BONARIO NNAGS18 November 2014 at 15:22

    Lol so funny.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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  26. Unknown18 November 2014 at 15:22

    Funny

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  27. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 15:23

    LWKMD. Rhino and short session

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  28. Kponskii18 November 2014 at 15:24

    Hilarious indeed.

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  29. Wunmi o.18 November 2014 at 15:25

    Lmao! Oyibo people nor go kill person o. Funny neighbor...

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  30. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 15:26

    Hmm linda dt one is even tolerable,wen I was a student I was next door neibors with this witch of a woman,she had a little daughter say 3yrs old and a 7yr old househelp,dis woman wud wake her help up @odd hours (2am,3am)with beatings,sometines esch session wud last 4 30minutes with d girl screaming helplessly,smtyms u can hear muffled cries(she tries to dampen her screams by stuffing her mouth) and this drama happens everyday oh so upsetting,d day I tried to talk to d woman n tell her how her activities were affecting me as I cud not sleep during each bout n found it hard to sleep afterwards,i cudnt read well either,i got d insult of my life,i reported to d landlord n he told me to stay out of family matters so I backed off,wasnt a funny period

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  31. Bold Kid18 November 2014 at 15:28

    Civility!

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  32. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 15:33

    very funny n rascal tenant

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  33. Unknown18 November 2014 at 15:35

    How does dat change d price of kulikuli in the market?

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  34. Unknown18 November 2014 at 15:36

    Funny

    BORN TO SHINE!!!

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  35. APPLE18 November 2014 at 15:38

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…Now, that is funny..HOHOHOHO...

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  36. slimkwin18 November 2014 at 15:38

    !Ds is a vexed neighbour...Dammit!

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  37. slimkwin18 November 2014 at 15:39

    Ds is a vexed neighbour..Dammit

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  38. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 15:39

    LMAO. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  39. Unknown18 November 2014 at 15:44

    Hahahahaha
    The guy is a clown
    Bolt the bed to the floor befre ridding the rhino hehehehehehe hilarious

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  40. MOKU18 November 2014 at 15:45

    hahahahahahaaha. Linda you've cracked my ribs ooooo. OMG!!

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  41. Masiv18 November 2014 at 15:45

    Lols

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  42. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 15:46

    Ok # bright bravo#

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  43. victorbrock18 November 2014 at 15:50

    Gbam

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  44. victorbrock18 November 2014 at 15:52

    Gbam

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  45. Unknown18 November 2014 at 15:52

    Laughing so hard at rhino.

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  46. Unknown18 November 2014 at 15:52

    Hahaha. Very hilarious." Very loud, very short, yet very annoying love making sessions" I don laff die.

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  47. Lukman18 November 2014 at 15:53

    Send the couple to live with Bonario as neighbours! He will convert those noise to Vaseline!

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    1. Anonymous20 November 2014 at 20:57

      And vaseline people go just honor Bonario for promoting their product.

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  48. Memes18 November 2014 at 15:54

    Lol,d neighbour was fedup

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  49. Unknown18 November 2014 at 15:59

    LWKMD4G HAHAHAHAHAHAH
    @SHORT AND ANNOYING

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  50. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 15:59

    lol.... Thank God that Nick the Rhino doesnt last long if not....

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  51. abegbe 118 November 2014 at 16:00

    lol.....

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  52. koluth18 November 2014 at 16:01

    lol.... Thank God that Nick the Rhino doesnt last long if not....

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  53. Unknown18 November 2014 at 16:02

    dry

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  54. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 16:10

    HMMMMM...........BANG ON BRO, LIVES TOO SHORT!

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  55. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 16:11

    Very very funny. I laughed so loud, I was close to getting a query...lol

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  56. Unknown18 November 2014 at 16:15

    "Loud bur short annoyin sex.LOL!!!!!

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  57. Unknown18 November 2014 at 16:18

    hmmmmm.....speechless

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  58. Mzz_Mary18 November 2014 at 16:18

    Hehehen
    Nick doesn't last long

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  59. Unknown18 November 2014 at 16:24

    Dis reminded me of my neighbour chioma dose days in d university. ..she would scream n moan so loudly dt I had orgasm inside my ròom.....lolz

    #ihe ojòoor n'ato amu

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  60. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 16:31

    Hilarious!

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  61. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 16:34

    this would only make me do it louder

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  62. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 16:34

    Lmaaoooo.... nawaoh

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  63. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 16:46

    lmaoooooo oyinbo ppl kill me

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  64. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 16:46

    very funny.

    Digwe...

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  65. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 16:56

    Bloody pervert listening to people while they are at it. What does he expect when houses are built with wood? Everybody knows dt all oyibo houses creak even when you move a foot. He is just a racist bastard who does not mind his bloody business.

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    1. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 19:25

      Erm, it's not like he's deliberately eavesdropping on them. Hello?! The sounds filter into his home because of how closely built the apartments are. Don't be stupid

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    2. Anonymous20 November 2014 at 20:59

      And I believe you are wise calling people stupid? Silly cow

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  66. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 16:57

    I don laugh tire o

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  67. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 17:02

    Lolz....loud,short and annoying. That really got me cracking up

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  68. Baby P18 November 2014 at 17:13

    Lol.i no fit laugh o.poor man

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  69. Elodie O. Mbape18 November 2014 at 18:44

    looooool. That's a good one!

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  70. Leatherworld Limited Vacancy18 November 2014 at 19:48

    Lolzzzzzzzzzzz, the guy na character

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  71. Subomi18 November 2014 at 20:36

    he had to stress that its short in a sarcastic way... lmfao

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  72. rukkybankz18 November 2014 at 21:16

    Lol...I can't fit shout

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  73. Anonymous18 November 2014 at 22:23

    The whole stuff is just hilarious

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  74. Anonymous19 November 2014 at 01:06

    Just like My former landlord and his wife, any niqht they on it, the entire compound's on a lonq thinq cause nobody gets to sleep, d wife screams like she's been whipped wit iron.

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  75. Anonymous20 November 2014 at 07:59

    My neighbour who lives directly above me is a champ with that. He has chains of girls so every night you get tohear different kinds of screams except for weekends when his real chic comes around. I nicknamed him command, I think he takes something to keep him high enough to be able to handle all that. It's a crazy sad situation cos he spends at least 40mins at this act

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