Interesting! Ladies discuss faking orgasm with Don Jazzy on twitter
Don Jazzy took to his twitter handle to initiate a discussion with his female followers on why women fake orgasm. Very interesting discussion. See more tweets after...
Me and my husband we've not had sex since the beginning of this year. We've not been married for long o. I think he feelsI'm not good in bed and he has refused to make me learn as I married as a virgin. I took ttook to watching porn to learn how to do the deed. Now I'm addicted to po**. My husband will not give me a chance to practise what I've learnt and I can't say I've been watching p. I really feel like getting laid. Sorry to bore you guys with my frustration but I need to vent. #Diary of an unhappy Lagos married woman.
It's sooo funny ,most men think dey are d bomb and baddest on bed,not knowing dey cant do shit..all dey know is demselves,dey dnt care bout d woman's pleasure,most think she moaning means she's enjoying d "torture" ...hell naw! She just wants u to get off her!
My boyfriend has 3inches dock and last 3 minutes and yet believes he is the bomb. I always make him feel like i cum and then maturation right beside him (though he never notice)
I love him so I thnk I am in for 2 minutes sex forever
Hmmmmmmmmmm. I once had sex with some guy OMO it was horror movie in broad day light. Some per second shit. Tried one more time but I eventually had to tell him to go try else where and when he has been issued a pass certificate he can return if I am still available. I know my sex desire isn't dat high but OMO dis dude made me feel like a ninfo mehn. He then had the gutts to boast about his swag wit d ladies. Each time he does that when I am around I just stir into in black eyes telling him “when men talk boys don't” literally.
Very hilarious replies on twitter but seriously any guy that his woman fakes orgasm is not man enof...come on guys you have to work on her before u enter the place thats why her body is so adoring so u will work on it....most guys fail to do that just straight to the place before u knw it they re done.
Yes I getting faking to sooth the guys ego but don't y'all think that it fools a guy into thinking that he is doing something when actually he is fooling about! It's a two edged sword!
Why fake it when he aint doing u right? U keep faking it he aint ever gonna screw u right Ladies have been keeping it fake from day one Fake butts Fake 'er thing So why won't they fake orgasm too? These hoes aint loyal **in Breezy voice
Why fake it when he aint doing u right? U keep faking it he aint ever gonna screw u right Ladies have been keeping it fake from day one Fake butts Fake 'er thing So why won't they fake orgasm too? These hoes aint loyal **in Breezy voice
Guy u jst hit d point. Why won't d scenerio call for faking of orgasm wen ladies go for d cash and not d right sex partner. No amount of cash is good in bed. It is d right sex partner dat is good in bed. As long as they take the cash as a priority over d right sex partner, they will continue to find themselves faking orgasms. Sexual emjoyment is highly a psychological phenomenon.
LMAO! Don'jazzy don curse #gobe, what about pple like us that haven't had an orgasm be4, there's no need faking it cos i've got no idea what it is or how it feels like...*tongueout*
Truth be told!!!! Most Gurls fake it inoder to please d guys, and to make dem feel dey are d bomb, some Gurls also do Nat enjoy sex,dey just do it so as Nat to make d guy feel bad or to save dier relationship,so u just got to fake it so he can CUM and get d hell out.....
Ok! Pls no insults ooO!! Ladies in the house, please, please and please. Can you girls kindly tell me how to know if my girl is faking orgasm and also how to know if really she's satisfied by my performance and by extension has attained orgasm. While answering, do consider the fact that no one is same as the other and as such, the attitude you'll put up when you attain orgasm will definitely be different from that of another. So while anwsering me, kindly expantiate for clearer understanding. Thanks in anticipation...
Sweetie it's clear, she'll come almost as much as u can. She might not even scream much, I fake orgasms wen I'm with my guy but I can come when I touch myself, so I'm good
And some people will say they love jazzy, old moroon go and marry why can't you discuss important things? Lol I heard that jazzy they runs linda!! But I go confirm am hahahahahaha Yacham
Pls some men own too much! Even when you're almost dying from tiredness, they still want to continue to prove what i don't know. Pls fake it so they can leave you alone to LIVE mbok!
Lol@report to her father, seriously some guys no dey try....We ladies just dey manage so that we won't kill ur ego and burst ur bubbles and also u can keep deceiving urself and feeling like a strong man......Moreso some guys are also ready to pound a lady like pounded Yam if she doesn't fake orgasm
Yea I think Don baba you r right bro,I once have a girlfriend that once told me same,lol,instead she introduced me to foreplay and it was her liked,I do this for hours b4 I go eventually enter d place.
ROTFL...promising heaven and heading the opp direction is very correct...banging on dry will make me ACT immediately after all nobody gets hurt..Bobo is happy and junior is safe from plundering. :)
She's not a lesbian u moron,i feel dat way too dear. Get him to give u a head n make u come, den get him to pound really hard 4rm within,dat wud stimulate ur clit n make u come
If you only come from fingering is either you are circumsized or you have not reached your climax peak to come your guy has not found your spot yet its not also the size of the guys penis but how he uses it like me i can go on for 3hours non stop by then the babe will reach her climax notone position doggy mummy n daddy dick seat and my special position that mkes ladies shake uncontrolable which mkes dem come
4.55pm My dear she no climax anything. After 3 hrs she come fake the thing make she no come die on top dick. If you're really that good, she would have climaxed long before2 hours sef, . It's people like you that suck.
Well, men get it twisted they think pounding real hard, lasting 3hrs, biting and chewing her clitoris is the bomb in taking a woman there, they forget dat it's different strokes for different folks, they shuld just learn to understand the difference in the sexual preference of the women, me I don fake tire tire, cos am not the pounding type, but he's not getting it, so am still faking it.
Eve Onana, you think you're young. Better stop whoring about and set your life straight so a guy can take you to mama. See your face like *I'm not the pounding type*.
hahhahahaha i cant stop laughing anyways most of the things they said is true more especially if u love the guy and thats the only problem but is annoying sometimes.
D only guy that ever made me hv an orgasm is a player mara... if only he wasn't.... d rest na faking tinz! my new bf sef hear am cos he always fuck up n I tell him str8.
If she gets too dry spit in dat shit, I hate dry season. This girls after using too much tightening cream nd stuff they start getting too dry down there. @OluwaIce1 is ma Name
If she gets too dry spit in dat shit, I hate dry season. This girls after using too much tightening cream nd stuff they start getting too dry down there. @OluwaIce1 is ma Name
iam a prof in this, professional faker!!!!! LOL. if my boyfriend catch me here i have died!!! sometimes just to make him feel like the boss u know men like it wella
As 4me,wen I mk love 2my girl,she cums like a spilled off yhogurt n she start grabbing my butt n tellin me stuffs like I'd marry u,I'd neva leave u.by den I knw she's abt to cum,den I start fucking her slowly deep in n out.den she cums like af cum.ss aka sweet sex.yea
We fake it because it kills the man's self esteem. Guys are very sensitive when it comes to sex. If you tell them that their equipment doesn't do the trick, they get very offended. Plus most men do not know how to eat a girl out so you have to fake it to end the torture of him just licking you like a cat. Word of advice, clitoris clitoris!!!!!!!!!!!
After death what next? You guys should stay here and spoil your children by yourself, I'm surprise married women raking their mouths like pigs here, see my friends the earlier you start having affair with God is better for u, fake dat and fake this won't help any tin, who did Jesus marry? Who fake for him? How long do u think u will still keep enjoying worldly things? Where is ur grand parents enjoying it with now? u have to know that life is too short to be thinking bull shirt, some are even still waiting for the right fuck even when they find mr right, hmmm don't forget that what sweet is what kills, ur husband may be waiting for d right woman but u won't know.
so it starts from the way he looks at me- with adoration and that calm "I want you soooo bad" eyes. I get closer, we start kissing slowly, then a bit faster, then tongue deep, breathing gets heavier, then he grabs my boobs. Gets his fingers to my nipples, then starts rubbing in round circles while still kissing me passionately. That shit gets me everytime. I get so w*t and clit swollen and pulsating. He doesn't stop, then he kisses my neck slowly with fingers still making circles around my nipples. I let out a moan. He looks at me lovingly, grabs one boobs, fondles while sucking and licking the nipples on the other. Our eyes meet again. I can't help the moans. He alternates between licking and suckling my nipples to fondling. Then back to kissing my lips softly again all while looking at me, his fingers reaches to rub my clit. Gently and softly while i moan. He takes out his finger, looks at me and licks every drip of my juice, then he kisses me. Then he kisses my abdomen. From top to the bottom. Slowly and lightly while rubbing my thighs or rubbing my nipples. At this time i am breathing heavy. Soaking wet. Then he spread my legs apart, kiss my thighs, looks at me again. Then put his head between my thighs. Next i feel his tongue licking my clit round, up and down my opening. Then he put a little more pressure to the suckling. This shoots me high up as i beg him not to stop. He keeps licking, suckling while i thrust my hips to co-ordinate. Squeezing my nipples and boobs, moaning out his name begging him to keep going while my legs are shaking uncontrollably, baby please don't stop. He knows when i am about to come cos then he covers all of my pu**y with his mouth and tongue and just sucks on it. I scream out uncontrollably while my body shakes uncontrollably. Its massive. After that beg for the pounding. He does me so good. Glad he is mine! Why would i want to fake that bliss. Guys you gotta learn how to touch a woman. make sure your mouth and hands are always doing something. Then just maybe it would be impossible to fake one. Speaking from experience. Married!
All of ya girls av grown into sex addicts, the walls of ur Virgina is now saturated you no longer feel the sweet sensation of a penis penetrating you. Why fake an orgasm? If ur mind is there, u`ll enjoy good love making n cum... Good love making is 5mins of very nice romance, and 2mins of penetration... Shey 1 has to fuck his wife like a dog to satisfy her? Crap
The best is to discuss ur needs to ur partner cuz faking organsm is dumb n u wld be suffering urself! I Enjoy my boobs bin sucked n my pussy bin licked sucked , chewed n my husband is the Real HEADMASTER
If u hav truly experienced orgasm..u definetely would not fake it. All ds ladies sayin they fake it, hav never experienced it. Reason? Cos y'all are too lazy. Mehnn..its indescribable..Gods gift to mankind, in marriage ofcourse. Its ur duty to show him, lead him, direct him. Its nt his work or body, so hw wud he knw. Be committed in d act. Take his fingers, put it whr u want it. Let him massage ur body, ur hot zones, tell him what u want! Do not allow him enter u till u r ready..u don't need someone to bang u for hrs to prove shit! They are created diff than we women. Some just hav to see ur breasts and they come..when ur body has been raised dearie, he comes into ur wet and receptive body, change position,( I love rear entry..dat way he is cuddling ur breasts and holding ur stomach) ur hands against d wall to brace coming explosion..talk to him, let him knw u r arriving, he then also releases his feelings cos he has been holdin and waitin...he picks up his pace faster and faster and faster and there it comes..blackout...a thousand feelings released..u feel like cryin and shouting and running mad..I mean, its undescibable.. Now, tell me y I'd ever fake it! If u want it, u go ahead girl and work for it or u spend ur life in extra marital affairs looking for who can giv it to u.. Ps, I've been married for over 10yrs and we enjoy orgasmic sex all d time. We try out new positions, new sensations, new feelings..He goes around smiling all day and I'm so happy I hav s'one who hav come to truly knw my body and chemistry. Like I said..U hav to show HIM. God bless U.
I get vaginal orgasms...once my boo turns me over and goes doggy style, he hits the spot straight and I start shaking all over....and should he spank my ass with his hand, no way I can hold on.....I will surely come
I have fucked and satisfied different chiks and I know dat each of them have their unique ways of reaching orgasm. Sme prefer u to stay still inside while dey do d movements while others stay still while u do d movement. In any case, ensure u go deeper and don't trust too fast, I assure u ur girl will get d actual thing and there will be no need to fake anything. I am sure am talking to adults o.
I have laff nd died..some men just done get it.nd day have sharp mouth after sex meanwhile it sucked.cant wait 4 d comments#EA.
ReplyDeleteMe and my husband we've not had sex since the beginning of this year. We've not been married for long o. I think he feelsI'm not good in bed and he has refused to make me learn as I married as a virgin. I took ttook to watching porn to learn how to do the deed. Now I'm addicted to po**. My husband will not give me a chance to practise what I've learnt and I can't say I've been watching p. I really feel like getting laid. Sorry to bore you guys with my frustration but I need to vent.
Delete#Diary of an unhappy Lagos married woman.
Me tooooooo!!!! I ve laff plenty
DeleteI do it sometimes o wen am tired or he doesn't knw wat he's doin but just pounding away...... so he can get off and I can sleep abeg
DeleteYou people should continue to fake orgasm. Afterall most women can't be satisfied in many ways, so no big deal.
DeleteInteresting!
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ReplyDeleteVery interesting. But I can't fake orgasm wen I am with my hubby having Sex. He knows wen am enjoying it and wen am not *wink*
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It's sooo funny ,most men think dey are d bomb and baddest on bed,not knowing dey cant do shit..all dey know is demselves,dey dnt care bout d woman's pleasure,most think she moaning means she's enjoying d "torture" ...hell naw! She just wants u to get off her!
ReplyDeleteOnyx, how is it u r so familiar with the female perspective on this?
DeleteMy boyfriend has 3inches dock and last 3 minutes and yet believes he is the bomb. I always make him feel like i cum and then maturation right beside him (though he never notice)
DeleteI love him so I thnk I am in for 2 minutes sex forever
He is gay of course
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DeleteHmmmmmmmmmm. I once had sex with some guy OMO it was horror movie in broad day light. Some per second shit. Tried one more time but I eventually had to tell him to go try else where and when he has been issued a pass certificate he can return if I am still available. I know my sex desire isn't dat high but OMO dis dude made me feel like a ninfo mehn. He then had the gutts to boast about his swag wit d ladies. Each time he does that when I am around I just stir into in black eyes telling him “when men talk boys don't” literally.
DeleteFunny but interesting.
ReplyDeleteWaooo since I was born I haven't notice anything like orgasm.and I want to experience it
ReplyDeleteUr nt alone babe....80% of us hvnt.n d men r totally clueless abou ds
DeleteEwu! Just send me ur address. U go know wetin e be. Na u go tire sef. I am a master. Ewu! Ewu! Ewu!
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Mrs woman. Go n buy yourself a vibrator and u shall be blessed with what is known as "multiple. Orgasms"
DeleteChinelo, u haven't felt organism becos u are circumcised "just tinking"
DeleteEven someone I know closely... Almost never
DeleteGet somebody to "headmaster" you. If he does it right, you will orgasm 8 out of 10.
DeleteHaha,bros your head dey there lol
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ReplyDeleteHi Mrs tundeasolo how you dey. Mehn me dey like catch my Fun oooo.
DeleteHi Mrs tundeasolo how you dey. Mehn me dey like catch my Fun oooo.
DeleteVery hilarious replies on twitter but seriously any guy that his woman fakes orgasm is not man enof...come on guys you have to work on her before u enter the place thats why her body is so adoring so u will work on it....most guys fail to do that just straight to the place before u knw it they re done.
ReplyDeleteHonestly if they were giving award for this topic I would have nominated you. You said the very correct thing
Deletelol.. this is so hilarious...
ReplyDeletehahahahahaha.. its donjazzy again
If they like make dem fake it,as long as we men are satisfy
ReplyDeletePuny brain
DeleteBros tnk u so much 4 dat ans... wetin concern us. If i don cum datz d end if u as a girl if u no cum u can go
DeleteLazy empty brain
DeleteA swear...the guy na goat!
DeleteDey'Ve said it all, as for me, I remain a virgin till m marrieD
ReplyDeleteRemain a virgin ke.....I did it and I regret it with every fiber in my blood! I still dey wait for d right fuck even if I av found mr.right
DeleteEwe!boring,anyway I know you dnt really mean that.talk to me queen 07035193578
Deleteit is only a few that would not know when a woman fakes orgasm. No be today I don dey do the thing.
ReplyDeleteAnd Bonario was acting like he doesn't knw wat cum is. Virgin Bonario
ReplyDeleteI don't thnk he does...u wey sabi y u no go teach am??
DeleteYes I getting faking to sooth the guys ego but don't y'all think that it fools a guy into thinking that he is doing something when actually he is fooling about! It's a two edged sword!
ReplyDeleteAs long as say i don cum! the rest is your business yo!
ReplyDeleteOde!
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DeleteFight against depression lol hahahaaha
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ReplyDeletemy favorite tweet in all is that of @Abwise. @Donjazzy really stirred-up thoughts in babes o.
ReplyDeleteWhy fake it when he aint doing u right?
ReplyDeleteU keep faking it he aint ever gonna screw u right
Ladies have been keeping it fake from day one
Fake butts
Fake 'er thing
So why won't they fake orgasm too?
These hoes aint loyal **in Breezy voice
.....SƖεεkz
Hmmmmm. Serious matter.
ReplyDeleteEwu! Na joking matter before? Ewu! Ewu! Ewu!
DeleteLolz..deres God oh..calm down na
DeleteThis ewu, u don enter linda blog abi???.....kkep ur insults to yourself o.....or agu adorie gi abuo
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Deletesee ladies baring it all.spoit generation.
ReplyDeleteWhy fake it when he aint doing u right?
ReplyDeleteU keep faking it he aint ever gonna screw u right
Ladies have been keeping it fake from day one
Fake butts
Fake 'er thing
So why won't they fake orgasm too?
These hoes aint loyal **in Breezy voice
.....SƖεεkz
women of these days have spoil finish. Don Jazzy keep exposing them
ReplyDeleteFunny but true. A lady is got to do, wat a lady is got to do! Lol
ReplyDeleteOmo...serious matter...boost una ego noni
ReplyDeleteLMAO..
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lol! Ladies, y'll are mean o! Well, i do fake orgasms too..*winks*
ReplyDeleteOKAY NA. ****QUEENMAYA****
ReplyDeleteOKAY NA. ****QUEENMAYA****
ReplyDeleteInteresting conversation if you ask me
ReplyDeleteReally enjoyed the topic on twitter
ReplyDeleteLol Don JAzzy is a cray guy. been laffing on twirra since morning
ReplyDeleteLol Don JAzzy is a cray guy. been laffing on twirra since morning
ReplyDeleteTwirra abi twitter....hian!!!!!!!
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DeleteLmao... nice n interesting topic
ReplyDeleteit's like a normal thing to ladies to fake organsm cos dey don't fuck d right dick n go for cash not satisfaction.
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Guy u jst hit d point. Why won't d scenerio call for faking of orgasm wen ladies go for d cash and not d right sex partner. No amount of cash is good in bed. It is d right sex partner dat is good in bed. As long as they take the cash as a priority over d right sex partner, they will continue to find themselves faking orgasms. Sexual emjoyment is highly a psychological phenomenon.
DeleteLol @ some comments
ReplyDeleteHilarious responses! lmao
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Don'jazzy don curse #gobe, what about pple like us that haven't had an orgasm be4, there's no need faking it cos i've got no idea what it is or how it feels like...*tongueout*
ReplyDeletenice answers from d ladies.... we really do fake it to please d guys
ReplyDeleteHahaha. They all said d Truth. You just av to do it to let the man feel he is d boss. Make e da feel say he be DORO for that aspect
ReplyDeleteOH LINDA THANK GOD YOU ARE BACK I MISSED YOUR BLOGS SO MUCH, THAT OTHER PAGE WAS NOT LIKE THE REAL THING JO, ANYWAY THANK GOD
ReplyDeleteTruth be told!!!! Most Gurls fake it inoder to please d guys, and to make dem feel dey are d bomb, some Gurls also do Nat enjoy sex,dey just do it so as Nat to make d guy feel bad or to save dier relationship,so u just got to fake it so he can CUM and get d hell out.....
ReplyDeleteI knw d LIBers wil continue d argument here..legooo!
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Linda post my comment oooo
ReplyDeleteOk that guys comment.... Until we had a lil fight omo come see Bomshell!!! I just can't stop laughing at that!! Lmboo! !!
ReplyDeleteLol, never thought about this Interesting topic
ReplyDeletenice quote from d ladies
ReplyDeleteI have never faked orgasm in my life. My darling hubby know"s how to press the right button. Lucky me :)
ReplyDeleteLet me just sit back n read comments. Laughing in ukelle (cross river state's dialect)
ReplyDeletefunny but true...donjazzy again
ReplyDeleteLinda ...lwkmd...thanks for posting this.
ReplyDeleteI just had a very good laugh.
Thanks to DJ too.
i once did too? #coverface
ReplyDeleteInteresting topic
ReplyDeleteLinda Biko dey shade their names and handle, some na pastor pikin
ReplyDeleteYes na,u love d guy but he doesn't satisfy u, u just fake d damn tin so he can get his little Penis outta u. I do it wella
ReplyDeleteLolest....smh
ReplyDeleteInteresting topic as 4 me,I will just pass by.
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ReplyDeleteLolz ooo @ d its a type of eyelash for ladies Kai! Don Jay is a clown
ReplyDeleteTwitter + Don Jazzy=Dorobucci
ReplyDeleteOk! Pls no insults ooO!!
ReplyDeleteLadies in the house, please, please and please. Can you girls kindly tell me how to know if my girl is faking orgasm and also how to know if really she's satisfied by my performance and by extension has attained orgasm. While answering, do consider the fact that no one is same as the other and as such, the attitude you'll put up when you attain orgasm will definitely be different from that of another. So while anwsering me, kindly expantiate for clearer understanding.
Thanks in anticipation...
Nd u think sm1 wud type all dis
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Sweetie it's clear, she'll come almost as much as u can. She might not even scream much, I fake orgasms wen I'm with my guy but I can come when I touch myself, so I'm good
DeleteYou should see a whitish fluid from her....
DeleteAnd some people will say they love jazzy, old moroon go and marry why can't you discuss important things? Lol I heard that jazzy they runs linda!! But I go confirm am hahahahahaha Yacham
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ReplyDeleteWetin person no go see dis 1 na Doro organism
ReplyDeleteWetin person no go see dis 1 na Doro organism
ReplyDeletePls some men own too much! Even when you're almost dying from tiredness, they still want to continue to prove what i don't know. Pls fake it so they can leave you alone to LIVE mbok!
ReplyDeletethat thing is meant to be enjoyed how do u fake something like that
ReplyDeleteLol@report to her father, seriously some guys no dey try....We ladies just dey manage so that we won't kill ur ego and burst ur bubbles and also u can keep deceiving urself and feeling like a strong man......Moreso some guys are also ready to pound a lady like pounded Yam if she doesn't fake orgasm
ReplyDeleteLinda there r some guys that won't rest till we come, so those type of guys deserve fake orgasm, for peace to reign
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha... Wow! Am loving diz, tym to lecture ma boo on diz... I've actually done it too tho to make him feel lyk he's incharge! Lol *Flora*
ReplyDeleteLol, can't stop laffin...it's true tho
ReplyDeleteReal funi.
ReplyDeleteYea I think Don baba you r right bro,I once have a girlfriend that once told me same,lol,instead she introduced me to foreplay and it was her liked,I do this for hours b4 I go eventually enter d place.
ReplyDeleteROTFL...promising heaven and heading the opp direction is very correct...banging on dry will make me ACT immediately after all nobody gets hurt..Bobo is happy and junior is safe from plundering. :)
ReplyDeleteThe last tweet got me laffing really hard sign we re in trouble buh nt we calabar boys.BBM pin 2db3e15d.#THAT AKWA IBOM BOY#
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ReplyDeleteHaha linda
ReplyDeleteLinda post my comment
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! ''Its an extension of the eyelahes'' Lol!
ReplyDeleteVery funny answers.
ReplyDeletePlease how do people get orgasms from sex? I never come from intercourse only from fingering and head. Sigh, best to just remain celibate
ReplyDeleteReason is your clitoris is d one that causes orgasm not d vagina.
DeleteFucking lesbian
DeleteShe's not a lesbian u moron,i feel dat way too dear. Get him to give u a head n make u come, den get him to pound really hard 4rm within,dat wud stimulate ur clit n make u come
DeleteAnon 6:03, you are foolish or saying that. We all have different gspots, so please if you have nothing to write don't write.
DeleteLOL...hahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteEwu! Ewu! Ewu!
DeleteLOL, I enjoyed this, but really some of those comments are correct.
ReplyDeleteLOL, I enjoyed this, but really some of those comments are correct.
ReplyDeleteLmaooooo...most times u dnt wnt to make him feel bad nd afta d sex he strts feeling hercules lmao again
ReplyDeleteJust like my silly bf with 4inch prik and 3sec sex.
ReplyDeleteShame on d idiot. With his plenty mouth
Lol, seems like I will start using tweera more often ! Inazuwa
ReplyDeleteThank God for twitter, folks tweet in grammatical blunder and go scot free.
ReplyDeleteOwk nah! Interesting
ReplyDeleteIf you only come from fingering is either you are circumsized or you have not reached your climax peak to come your guy has not found your spot yet its not also the size of the guys penis but how he uses it like me i can go on for 3hours non stop by then the babe will reach her climax notone position doggy mummy n daddy dick seat and my special position that mkes ladies shake uncontrolable which mkes dem come
ReplyDelete4.55pm My dear she no climax anything. After 3 hrs she come fake the thing make she no come die on top dick. If you're really that good, she would have climaxed long before2 hours sef, . It's people like you that suck.
DeleteThis guy is such a twitter hoe, always looking for a way to get attention lol
ReplyDeleteNever stop till she squirts...dats wat real men do.
ReplyDeleteLol dznt matter how old u r if u can't mk a woman cum,u still a boy/learner..dnt ve time to fake it,will tell him straight..
ReplyDeleteWell, men get it twisted they think pounding real hard, lasting 3hrs, biting and chewing her clitoris is the bomb in taking a woman there, they forget dat it's different strokes for different folks, they shuld just learn to understand the difference in the sexual preference of the women, me I don fake tire tire, cos am not the pounding type, but he's not getting it, so am still faking it.
ReplyDeleteEve Onana, you think you're young. Better stop whoring about and set your life straight so a guy can take you to mama. See your face like *I'm not the pounding type*.
DeleteGuy i don laugh die...Fake orgasm they do it too well...I always leave to enjoy themselve
ReplyDeletehahhahahaha i cant stop laughing anyways most of the things they said is true more especially if u love the guy and thats the only problem but is annoying sometimes.
ReplyDeleteD only guy that ever made me hv an orgasm is a player mara... if only he wasn't.... d rest na faking tinz! my new bf sef hear am cos he always fuck up n I tell him str8.
ReplyDeleteSome women scream not cos the mans pleasing her but because of the salt from his sweat stinging her eyes!!
ReplyDeleteLooool......u r sumtin else I swear......abeg no kill me wit laff
DeleteHahahahaha I don fall from my bed
Deleteas for me, i know how to hit the spot so she dont have to fake it
ReplyDeletewell hitting the spot isnt an ish for me.....thats why she keeps coming for more
ReplyDeleteIf she gets too dry spit in dat shit, I hate dry season. This girls after using too much tightening cream nd stuff they start getting too dry down there. @OluwaIce1 is ma Name
ReplyDeleteIt means she's not turned on MORON
DeleteIf she gets too dry spit in dat shit, I hate dry season. This girls after using too much tightening cream nd stuff they start getting too dry down there. @OluwaIce1 is ma Name
ReplyDeleteHehehehehe so funny don't even know what to say
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ReplyDeleteDis is d kind of thing 2 discuss face 2 face # book A Room in our favorite place.
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As long as girls keep being fake, it doesn't matter as long as the guy is satisfied.
ReplyDeleteiam a prof in this, professional faker!!!!! LOL. if my boyfriend catch me here i have died!!! sometimes just to make him feel like the boss u know men like it wella
ReplyDeleteAs 4me,wen I mk love 2my girl,she cums like a spilled off yhogurt n she start grabbing my butt n tellin me stuffs like I'd marry u,I'd neva leave u.by den I knw she's abt to cum,den I start fucking her slowly deep in n out.den she cums like af cum.ss aka sweet sex.yea
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ReplyDeleteI just dey pass....but laugh wan finish me.
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Me sef fake am nd my husband knows, which means he is not doing d right thing. I tell him, teach, and all dat. D next time he gets it.
ReplyDeleteWhat is organisms
ReplyDeleteHow will u ever get an orgasm when ur c**t smells like bitter leaf soup! *covers nose*
ReplyDeleteY fake it wen yu're not feelin shiitt..ya'll hoes aint loyal...don't do shit dat aint real....
ReplyDeleteWe fake it because it kills the man's self esteem. Guys are very sensitive when it comes to sex. If you tell them that their equipment doesn't do the trick, they get very offended. Plus most men do not know how to eat a girl out so you have to fake it to end the torture of him just licking you like a cat. Word of advice, clitoris clitoris!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm I see lol
ReplyDeleteAfter death what next? You guys should stay here and spoil your children by yourself, I'm surprise married women raking their mouths like pigs here, see my friends the earlier you start having affair with God is better for u, fake dat and fake this won't help any tin, who did Jesus marry? Who fake for him? How long do u think u will still keep enjoying worldly things? Where is ur grand parents enjoying it with now? u have to know that life is too short to be thinking bull shirt, some are even still waiting for the right fuck even when they find mr right, hmmm don't forget that what sweet is what kills, ur husband may be waiting for d right woman but u won't know.
ReplyDeleteDis hoes ain't loyal... in 50cent voice shhh
ReplyDeleteso it starts from the way he looks at me- with adoration and that calm "I want you soooo bad" eyes. I get closer, we start kissing slowly, then a bit faster, then tongue deep, breathing gets heavier, then he grabs my boobs. Gets his fingers to my nipples, then starts rubbing in round circles while still kissing me passionately. That shit gets me everytime. I get so w*t and clit swollen and pulsating. He doesn't stop, then he kisses my neck slowly with fingers still making circles around my nipples. I let out a moan. He looks at me lovingly, grabs one boobs, fondles while sucking and licking the nipples on the other. Our eyes meet again. I can't help the moans. He alternates between licking and suckling my nipples to fondling. Then back to kissing my lips softly again all while looking at me, his fingers reaches to rub my clit. Gently and softly while i moan. He takes out his finger, looks at me and licks every drip of my juice, then he kisses me. Then he kisses my abdomen. From top to the bottom. Slowly and lightly while rubbing my thighs or rubbing my nipples. At this time i am breathing heavy. Soaking wet. Then he spread my legs apart, kiss my thighs, looks at me again. Then put his head between my thighs. Next i feel his tongue licking my clit round, up and down my opening. Then he put a little more pressure to the suckling. This shoots me high up as i beg him not to stop. He keeps licking, suckling while i thrust my hips to co-ordinate. Squeezing my nipples and boobs, moaning out his name begging him to keep going while my legs are shaking uncontrollably, baby please don't stop. He knows when i am about to come cos then he covers all of my pu**y with his mouth and tongue and just sucks on it. I scream out uncontrollably while my body shakes uncontrollably. Its massive. After that beg for the pounding. He does me so good. Glad he is mine! Why would i want to fake that bliss. Guys you gotta learn how to touch a woman. make sure your mouth and hands are always doing something. Then just maybe it would be impossible to fake one. Speaking from experience. Married!
ReplyDeleteThe problem is all fuckers think they're good fucks. Go and get schooled
ReplyDeleteAll of ya girls av grown into sex addicts, the walls of ur Virgina is now saturated you no longer feel the sweet sensation of a penis penetrating you. Why fake an orgasm? If ur mind is there, u`ll enjoy good love making n cum... Good love making is 5mins of very nice romance, and 2mins of penetration... Shey 1 has to fuck his wife like a dog to satisfy her? Crap
ReplyDeleteThe best is to discuss ur needs to ur partner cuz faking organsm is dumb n u wld be suffering urself! I Enjoy my boobs bin sucked n my pussy bin licked sucked , chewed n my husband is the Real HEADMASTER
ReplyDeleteIf u hav truly experienced orgasm..u definetely would not fake it. All ds ladies sayin they fake it, hav never experienced it. Reason? Cos y'all are too lazy. Mehnn..its indescribable..Gods gift to mankind, in marriage ofcourse. Its ur duty to show him, lead him, direct him. Its nt his work or body, so hw wud he knw. Be committed in d act. Take his fingers, put it whr u want it. Let him massage ur body, ur hot zones, tell him what u want! Do not allow him enter u till u r ready..u don't need someone to bang u for hrs to prove shit! They are created diff than we women. Some just hav to see ur breasts and they come..when ur body has been raised dearie, he comes into ur wet and receptive body, change position,( I love rear entry..dat way he is cuddling ur breasts and holding ur stomach) ur hands against d wall to brace coming explosion..talk to him, let him knw u r arriving, he then also releases his feelings cos he has been holdin and waitin...he picks up his pace faster and faster and faster and there it comes..blackout...a thousand feelings released..u feel like cryin and shouting and running mad..I mean, its undescibable.. Now, tell me y I'd ever fake it! If u want it, u go ahead girl and work for it or u spend ur life in extra marital affairs looking for who can giv it to u.. Ps, I've been married for over 10yrs and we enjoy orgasmic sex all d time. We try out new positions, new sensations, new feelings..He goes around smiling all day and I'm so happy I hav s'one who hav come to truly knw my body and chemistry. Like I said..U hav to show HIM. God bless U.
ReplyDeleteits hard to satify a woman. this gals are fucking strong
ReplyDeleteEvery woman fakes an orgasm at one point
ReplyDeleteI get vaginal orgasms...once my boo turns me over and goes doggy style, he hits the spot straight and I start shaking all over....and should he spank my ass with his hand, no way I can hold on.....I will surely come
ReplyDeleteI have fucked and satisfied different chiks and I know dat each of them have their unique ways of reaching orgasm. Sme prefer u to stay still inside while dey do d movements while others stay still while u do d movement. In any case, ensure u go deeper and don't trust too fast, I assure u ur girl will get d actual thing and there will be no need to fake anything. I am sure am talking to adults o.
ReplyDeleteI think there should be bra less day in lag... From there we knw who d real ladies are... Ladies are up 4 d bra less walk???
ReplyDeleteAwon fakies😁