Lol...I figured the person who sent me this email must be joking because this doesn't make sense...but still thought to share 'cos it's kinda interesting. Read below...
My fellow readers please help me. I have been dating two men at the same time for about 6 months. Actually my first boyfriend I have been dating since 2012, I met another guy 6 months ago and I also started dating him but I am now in a dilemma. I had sex with two of them almost at the same time and now I am pregnant. I had sex with boyfriend A on August 2nd and had sex with boyfriend B on August 7th, now I am 11 weeks pregnant. I plan to keep the baby I just don't know which of them I am supposed to tell I'm pregnant. I have no preference. Any of the two can be my baby daddy. Can anyone help me figure this out? Keep your judgements to yourselves please, only serious answers needed.
DEAL WITH IT WHORE!
ReplyDeleteIts important for us to know your menstrual cycle and calculate possible ovulation date before we can know who is the father. best things is to see a doctor. when was your LMP
ReplyDeleteWerey ashawo lol
ReplyDeleteOLOSHI MTCHEEEEEWWWWWWWWW
ReplyDeleteIssorite... Nne bring tha ya pu**y lemme make it the 3rd boyfriend. I'm ready to b the father buh in one condition. the child must be a guy. LMFAO!
ReplyDeleteGo tell ur mum now...ode
ReplyDeleteTelling us your last day of menstration might have helped. But yes, it could be EITHER of the 2. Good luck!
ReplyDeleteLol. Nawao
ReplyDeleteGbese!!! All you have to do is count backwards. Goodluck.
ReplyDeletehahaha1 this is so funny..anyway,those that can advice should advice her oo..
ReplyDeleteIt is a serious matter because if you don't know the man who got you pregnant,who then do you tell the child is his or her father?
ReplyDeleteTo tell the child that you don't know, he or she will take you for a prostitute.
The solution is that after given birth, the two men should be compelled to do DNA test to confirm the Biological father.
Lol- go consult d Oracle
ReplyDeleteIsn't thr a medical way they can get the exact age (months and days) of a pregnancy? U can try that. Otherwise, may God help you
ReplyDeleteLindodo, this doll baby girl resemble u ohhhh. In biggie's voice "hmmmmmm"
ReplyDeletehaha haha haha haha,lwkmd, abeg cum make I cause U more confusion,lwkmd!!! Sorry tho Buh I tink u shud be able to tell who owns the baby maybe by using our last period duration before u met dem to know which of dose days fall into your fertile period but if both of dem...I dunno oh,Good luck anyway.
ReplyDeleteIf u can answer these questions correctly,I can help u dertermine who ur baby daddy is.is ur circle 28days?wen was d first day of ur last period?hw many days does ur period last?so answer d above questns nd I will tell u who got u pregnt.
ReplyDeleteLinda, what's all this long process before one can comment on post on ur blog? What makes ur blog tick, is thru d comment been posted on ur blog. So try n make it as simple as possible to post a comment.
ReplyDeleteMtcheeeew, why don't u figure it out yourself #idiot
ReplyDeleteMtchwwwwwwww!!!
ReplyDeleteYou ain't serious & you want serious answer. Better go & abort the fatherless baby. Olosho
ReplyDeleteBORN TO SHINE!!!
Stupid woman! Figure ur mess out! Next time use protection as u execute ur waywardness.
ReplyDeleteTell the both of them.
ReplyDeleteYour comment will be visible after approval
probably the first one if calculate scientifically 2nd August to now is 11weeks on the dot, but if is twins then is both of them
ReplyDeleteKeep your judgements to yourselves please, only serious answers needed.
ReplyDeleteGuy walks in on cheating girlfriend having sex with her roommate (photos)
I have more questions for you. Madam how do you expect us to give you serious answers please? Are we to tell you to select boyfriend A or B? We are to help you select your own baby daddy or what exactly are you driving at? Are we LIBers soothsayers or magicians? Lool. You're the only person who can get yourself out of the mess you've put yourself in.
ReplyDeleteThis person is high! What nonsense
ReplyDeleteU dnt knw who preg n u expect us to knw abi?
Linda must u post everything?
So annoying
Jess as U̶̲̥̅̊ said linda dis person is a serious joker
ReplyDeleteModupe
The only way we can help you is by telling us how many days is your Menstrual Cycle, and your Last Menstrual Period(LMP), that way, we'll be able to know which of them is responsible for your predicament.
ReplyDeleteFor me, I think it ll be the boyf B..hope u don't end up giving the wrong man the baby..and check it ur last mentrual day and ur fertile days, it ll help or u go to bbworld and download ovulationdays application and fillin ur data u can remember, it ll help u to show u ur fertile days to know who the father is..good luck oo
ReplyDeleteAshewoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ReplyDeleteDrama ...Aids is real ...next time use condom...
ReplyDeleteDon't tell anyone yet, till you deliver ..then check d face of your baby ..to know who d child resemble ..ogwum na onu
First of all, let me assume this is a real case and comment appropriately as a human and not a robot (I haff taya for Linda).
ReplyDelete1) Madam, two timing is the lowest level a lady can succumb to. How could you be so callous and thoughtless? Get your acts together and draw closer to God.
2) Tell both of them you are preggers, whoever accepts responsibility is the right man. If both of them do accept, wait till the child is old enough, do a DNA test and then you can know who the actual Dad is. Its up to you to break the news to the actual Dad then.
3) For the love of God, raise this child to be a better person. A human being has been entrusted to your care. Be responsible and do your best to raise the child to be morally upright. You will answer to God someday.
Cè fini.
Which male write this thing?
ReplyDeleteJohnny.
ReplyDeleteUre a big fool,who are u asking stupied girl give it to the both of em.grace b
ReplyDeletesee you wey dey pregnant no know the father, na we wey no dey wey u dey do the thing na im go know. abeg leave us ooo
ReplyDeleteashewo,onidoti....better don't disgrace yourself
ReplyDeleteBut this LIBer is mad sha.You didnt ask for our opinion when you were sampling the two guys.Its now that you remember LIB abi?mtcheew
ReplyDeleteyou craze, thats why you no know who give u belle
ReplyDeleteImagine!Women are the most deadly creature on earth.No way i am going to trust a lady with all my heart.His BF of 2 years will probably be thinking his GF is loyal, decent and humble. A BIG SHAME TO ALL LADIES(BITCHES) DOING THE SAME
ReplyDeletestupid u. plz,ask google.mchteeew!!!!!chyfortune@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteWho b prophet for here?? Olodo!!
ReplyDeleteorishirishi is all i can say
ReplyDeleteBut tho,If you've never been pregnant for your 2012 guy! The baby probably belongs to the new guy!
ReplyDeletejust tell any of them you want to spend the rest of your life. this is for your future, you ladies wont stop amazing us.
ReplyDeletePls who invented social media
ReplyDeleteorishirishi
ReplyDeleteWhatever #bright bravo#
ReplyDeletechose any of them you want to spend the rest of your life with and save the baby's head
ReplyDeleteTell Guy A he is responsible, tell guy B also that he is...
ReplyDeleteCalculate ur ovulation period to know which u had sex with when u were not safe and u need to be very sure of this for the sake of the unborn child nutty pikin
ReplyDeleteTell two of them you are pregnant and check their action. Whoever accepts should have it for now until you deliver. But don't make this kind of mistake again.
ReplyDeleteAug 7 guy obviously! Don't know know how to count?
ReplyDeletechose any of the you would like to spend the rest of your life with. save your future and save the baby the shame.
ReplyDeleteMumu girl. U av 2 sexual partners and u have unprotected sex with them? Apart from pregnancy what of herpies? Hiv? Gono? Hpv?Etc...Monkey girl. imagine "keep ur judgements to urself only serious answers"! Ur not even a serious person and u want serious answer. Alika 7up.
ReplyDeletesecond name for galz is cheat,cheat,cheat.tufiakwa!!!Am sorry for sm guys to put dia total trust on gal(s).my advice is u shld go and committ suicide immediately.Bitch!wit capital letter B!!!!!chyfortune@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteLindodo may be u were there when the men were getting down on her.. O boy waka pass abeg. Mtcheww
ReplyDelete#The Theist
You have HIV and other STDs that you should be worried about. I cannot believe you served yourself up as a receptacle for all sorts of sperm.
ReplyDeleteSerious answer is that you are not SERIOUS.
ReplyDeleteWhich serious answer? Ibu ezi!
ReplyDeleteIt is most probably the second boyfriend, because it takes 3 days for the sperm to travel the Fallopian tube and fertilize an egg. When those 3 days pass, the sperm kind of denatures/dies.
ReplyDeleteThis means that:
August 2nd + 3 days=August 5th (Sperm denatured this day)…Boyfriend A
August 7th + 3 days= August 10th (Sperm denatured this day)…Boyfriend B
Well since you dont need any judgements just tell the two guys what you did and your intentions and then when the time is right get a paternity test so you wont deceive the innocent child about his real father. You might want to have people around you when you break the news to them
ReplyDeletewhen was .ur last menstrual period(d 1st day of the last period)
ReplyDelete, that's d only way we can help calculate who got u pregnant
Igbo bu igbo na ekwu si o!. Onye kpala nku ahuhu ka ngwere na abiala olu!.. Ometele bulu o kwa ihe anyi no na ya!.. Nnem oma!.. De meaning of all dis is,. Welldone!..#teamchris
ReplyDeleteLol..ask ur village oracle..he knws better
ReplyDeleteLol wen was ur circle? Calculate ur ovulation if u figure out ur last ovulation u n calculate ur EDD u will know wen u conceived
ReplyDeleteAren't you lucky...you're baby is going to have 2 daddies....stupid girl!
ReplyDeleteAre you really the child of who you really think you are??? Am talking to you,i mean you, that you are reading right now..
ReplyDeleteToo Many BASTARDS.
seriously! you don''t know who got you pregnant? I reserve my comment. Aunty Linda, biko next.
ReplyDeleteseriously! you don''t know who got you pregnant? I reserve my comment. Aunty Linda, biko next.
ReplyDeleteLmao! Thunder fire u dere! U must be a joker. Jst knw u are a single mum nw except u dnt wnt to keep the baby.
ReplyDeleteHaahahhahahahahhahahaah ok,i keep my judgement to myself! Lmfao
ReplyDeleteIf ur circulation is right, then the person u had sex with first owns the unborn child. If u try tell the two of them say u get belle. That's gobe o.
ReplyDeleteAdk your babalawo.
ReplyDeleteLol wen was ur circle? Calculate ur ovulation if u figure out ur last ovulation u n calculate ur EDD u will know wen u conceived
ReplyDeleteThe AUG 7th guy...
ReplyDeleteAsk your babalawo
ReplyDeleteHow you manage enter dis wahala
ReplyDeleteAsk your babalawo
ReplyDeleteWhen is doubt, Google is your friend.
ReplyDeleteAlright...I will reserve my judgement.The only way to know the real father is by carrying out a DNA test.So..wait for the baby to be born and then carry out d test.
ReplyDeleteNB:But you are an Ashawo oh.
You dey craze Ashewo kobo kobo, we don't help whores on this blogg how are we sure there are no more men shinning your dirty Congo onranu buruku go look for your babby daddy at Ojota bus stop..
ReplyDeleteI wasn't dere wen u were fucking the two guys so figure it out ur self
ReplyDeleteYou dey craze Ashewo kobo kobo, we don't help whores on this blogg how are we sure there are no more men shinning your dirty Congo onranu buruku go look for your babby daddy at Ojota bus stop..
ReplyDeleteUr 1st bf didn't get u pregnant for 2yrs.So,logically it's more likely that the new dude got u pregnant. Ur best bet wld be a DNA test.
ReplyDeleteboyfriend two...sperm last in the body for two days...shame on you though... give your life to Jesus!
ReplyDeleteLmao! Things we hear evryday. Obviously u don't love any of dem cos love taks two. Ma best advice is look for the one dat is doin well and can tak care of u and ur baby @least till casala go burst. Wish u weell
ReplyDeleteboyfriend two...sperm last in the body for two days...shame on you though... give your life to Jesus!
ReplyDeleteboyfriend two...sperm last in the body for two days...shame on you though... give your life to Jesus!
ReplyDeleteLoooool.... If this is for real try doing a DNA test them knowing when your pregnancy is mature enough.. Lie to them both for now
ReplyDeleteTell both of them that u are pregnant, the one that is happy with the news will be ur baby father
ReplyDeleteLOL our people says its only the woman in question that can real say who the father of her child is! so search yourself very well!
ReplyDeleteokay u are a HOE fullstop.......................#KingOfKings
ReplyDeleteU said the first guy was on 2nd and the 3rd one was on 7 and u are six weeks pregnant. Use any of the Algebra formular or use the law of logarithm. It si a very simple mathematics.
ReplyDeleteSmart but backfire,it seems u r sex fricky.God wil help u.rememba d judgement day
ReplyDeleteNA WA O. IN THIS DAY OF H.I.V?
ReplyDeleteI am not really gonna judge ur slutty behaviour but I don't really think there is any woman who wouldn't know who is responsible 4 her pregnancy even tho she had sex at the same time with different men
ReplyDeleteYes I have the answer you have been looking for. Both of them are your baby daddy. Here we have daddy 1 and daddy 2. Olodo rabata
ReplyDeleteI was nt there. With u went u were anjoying urself so ans it ur self
ReplyDeleteHmmmm... She could be telling the truth. Besides, I might know this person so let's know boyfriend's B surname as I have almost the same issue with someone and everything she said tallies with this said issue so please let's know. Either ways, You are on a long run!
ReplyDeletewait till d baby is born then get a DNA done gud luk
ReplyDeleteLinda the cartoon picture u used looks funny. Like a dwarf pregnant. Back to d matter,I'll suggest u tell both of dem individually,anyone dat accepts,fine nd good. Or go for dna
ReplyDeleteWtf!!!""Lmao.
ReplyDeleteMaga don pay. Madam only serious people should comment, are you a serious person?
ReplyDeleteJust passing sha. OYO
if u keep gud track of ur ovulation cycle u will know but u aare a very stupid idiot.thats y u can never find out.
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeletedarlin you are in serious gobe ooo you need to consult ur gp guess he or she wil be the only one that can help you berra hav ur dates at hand goodluck
ReplyDeletePls IF MAKE I CONFIRM FROM BABALAWO WHEN U DE ENJOY AM DID U INFORM MAKE PLS GIVE HER 100 THOUSAND LASHIES BITCH
ReplyDeleteBoyfriend A
ReplyDeleteNever expect a serious answer to a dumb question.
ReplyDeleteLol......joke of the century
ReplyDeleteur stupidity knows no bound
ReplyDelete"Keep your judgments to yourselves?" Lol now that's impossible. You decided to put your story out there so expect to be judged. "Either of them could be baby daddy" - what has this world come to. SMH.
ReplyDeletedo a test..Cheek swab DNA or blood sample from all parties but its expensive and i dont know if they do it in Nigeria.
ReplyDeletetry to sleep with one person at a time ... if you must skin dive, use contraceptives.
how old is the pregnancy ? do you want it?
It's glaring boyfriend A is d father of the child calculate am na...
ReplyDeleteBoyfriend A makes sense if you do the math
ReplyDeletehoe...
ReplyDeleteGoogle it dear
ReplyDeleteLolz, over to doctor's in d building or ladies
ReplyDeleteThe person is nt serious...no be only serious answer........
ReplyDeleteWTF!!! You a stupid dumb bitch how u gone be having sex with 2 niggas without protection.
ReplyDeleteGirl byeeee!!!
ReplyDeleteWTF!!! You a stupid dumb bitch how u gone be having sex with 2 niggas without protection.
ReplyDeleteRUBBISH!!! SHE WOULD HAVE SLEPT WITH SIX BOY FRIENDS. GUYS BEWARE STOP SKIN DIVING LIKE ME. H.I.V DEY TOWN O!!!!
ReplyDeleteI think the real baby daddy is that other guy u had one night stand with ... remember? the one u met at the club? u cn forget sha #wanna study in Canada/US lemi hel u out!
ReplyDeleteRUBBISH!!! SHE WOULD HAVE SLEPT WITH SIX BOY FRIENDS. GUYS BEWARE STOP SKIN DIVING LIKE ME. H.I.V DEY TOWN O!!!!
ReplyDeleteUr a Mumu!!!!!
ReplyDeleteRUBBISH!!! SHE WOULD HAVE SLEPT WITH SIX BOY FRIENDS. GUYS BEWARE STOP SKIN DIVING LIKE ME. H.I.V DEY TOWN O!!!!
ReplyDeleteLike seriously???
ReplyDelete#######LIB MY BADT HABIT#######
Linda it's very possible, the saying that only women knows who's responsible for their pregnancy is only applicable to those who does not have multiple sex mate. Poster, I will advice you to try and calculate your ovulation time to guess who's responsible between them, although it's not 100% certain
ReplyDeleteThe most important date is the first day of your last menstrual period which you didnt give. The two dates you gave are far apart enough to determine who might own the baby. Give the date of your last menstrual period and we can tell with reasonable accuracy who the father might most likely be. How ever only a DNA analysis can give 99.99% accuracy.
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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ReplyDeleteThe most important date you need is the first day of your last menstrual period, which you didnt give. The two days you gave are far apart enough to calculate with reasonable accuracy who might be your baby daddy. But your last menstrual period is very inportant. However only a DNA analysis can give 99.99% accuracy. But lets start witn your LMP to avoid putting you in an awkward situation.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS FUNNY AND AM SO SORRY 4 LAUGHING.!!!! *****QUEENMAYA**** #noidea#
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS FUNNY AND AM SO SORRY 4 LAUGHING.!!!! *****QUEENMAYA**** #noidea#
ReplyDeleteGosh..ode ni baby yi sha!!! Dnt u know when u ovulate?? Na only u do the something wiv the two boyfriends..so na only u suppose figure out who get ur belle...see da big mess u got urself into all in da name of having fun..tell me..who is da stupid one now??? May God 4give u
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.ROTFLMAO... can't wait for d comments on dz ooo... Hahahahaha hahahahaahahahahahaha #continueslaughing
ReplyDeletepls ask google
ReplyDeleteAhhahh are u a baby?? Tell us ur LMP we will tell you who owns d pregnancy!!
ReplyDeleteYou try. Thank you.
ReplyDeletemschew
ReplyDeleteUse ur menstrual cycle to confirm it.. if u knw ya menstrual cycle , u can know when u were ovulating and who sexed u at d time..
ReplyDeletejust way for a dna test...lol
ReplyDeletethe 2nd one is the daddy it only make more sense since the 1st cloud not land it since 2012.
ReplyDeleteIt's not impossible. It happened to me once, I terminated d preg. Lord forgive me.
ReplyDeleteHmmm...Obviously no protection used...#teamskin2skin...better think carefully n don't cr8 issues for d wrong dude
ReplyDeleteLinda y u dont lyk posting my comment
ReplyDeleteD best tin is to open up to the both of dem and tell them u'v bin cheating and u are pregnant,so wen u give birth u can have a DNA test no stress involved.
ReplyDeleteMtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ReplyDeleteGirl check ur circle calendar n see who u slept with on ur fertile day if both then wait n do a dna test.. but how can u be sexually active with two men and not be careful? Smh!
ReplyDeleteU need to let me know d last date of ur mestration and ur normal circle that is either 28days 30 or otherwise and d date u expected it
ReplyDeleteIf she knows the first day of her last period or her due date. Dat will help. Or better still wait till the baby is born and do a paternity.
ReplyDeleteIf she knows the first day of her last period or her due date. Dat will help. Or better still wait till the baby is born and do a paternity.
ReplyDelete#teamskintoskin...all these bloods una are sharing...Continue
ReplyDeletesince you need a baby daddy, wait till you can do a dna test.
ReplyDeleteAsk ur papa, Him self follow chop...
ReplyDelete'Dumbest' thing I've ever heard....lol
ReplyDeleteJust hide till u deliver and knw who ur baby looks like. Me I need a baby mama. Responsible working class and I will support with N100K per month.
ReplyDeleteAnyways,i think it shd b the first,thats if everything is ok with his body,because they say a man's sperm is effective in a woman's body till after 2days,so goodluck on ur delivery!
ReplyDeleteTry and paste your question on google search
ReplyDeletegbam gbam gbam.... Ur cup don full.... U think u re smart abi... Onyia born am first or u go see a doctr first miss dater..
ReplyDeleteWait until you give birth. Give the pikin to who e get the most similarity. If e resemble you more then keep him/her for yourself. Hiyaaaaaaa
ReplyDelete......NEXT!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLol advice yourself
ReplyDeleteStory for the gods
ReplyDeleteMuumu, Na me now.
ReplyDeleteLinda this story is 100% true. My best friend is a side bf to a chic who has a main bf. She sleeps with him today and then goes to the boyfriend at night.ALL na skin 2skin o but she's never been pregnant tho.
ReplyDelete@lwkmd_naija
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Them suppose hang you and your parent. OBO OLE!
ReplyDeleteThat's what you call Weather for two, Pregnancy for one and Child for the whole community
ReplyDeleteCrazy bitch
ReplyDeleteIs ur head full of ideas or what?
ReplyDelete. How bout a paternity test. Since ur keeping d baby.....
Lool. Just like my gf.
ReplyDelete#nwaoba...keep my judgement to myself, right. then keep ur question to yourself. Who cares for all I know...mtchewwww!!!
ReplyDeleteRetrace your steps as per period calender...try to check your fertile days..this shud help u.else wait and conduct a dna test
ReplyDeleteHas your menstrual cycle been regular? If yes, then u can calculate your day of conception from your last menstual period to determine the baby's father.
ReplyDeleteBig shame on u. I know who u are
ReplyDeletei know who u are, big shame on u
ReplyDeletePlease pick one who is man enough to take responsibility.
ReplyDeleteU inpregnant urself!
ReplyDeleteThat's what u get for playing smart.
ReplyDeleteJero
Go do DNA shikena.. And stop bothering us wit us infidelity.
ReplyDeleteThe information given is not enough. What date did your last menstrual period occur?
ReplyDeleteDisgusting!!! #SeunLondon
ReplyDeleteOmo, see gobe...*in Barack Obama's voice
ReplyDeleteSee mumuni #AskGoogle #AmericaWillKnow
ReplyDeleteChoose d guy wv a stronger financial backing!!
ReplyDeleteB...
ReplyDeleteLiar!!!!
ReplyDeleteNa inside ur toto d mail drop???
Shebi u don't read mails.
Only DNA is the solution after delivery
ReplyDeleteGod help your life ...
ReplyDeleteLol, its d one dat did doggy on 360 and yelled F*CK DAT SHEE.....!!! Take it from me
ReplyDeleteIt's a Joke
ReplyDeleteLol, na wa 4u sha
ReplyDeleteWow. Real MVP !!
ReplyDeleteTough luck babes. Guess ul ve to wait till baby is here n have a DNA done. All d best. Cheers
ReplyDeleteMumu girl...be like say na you be the cheerful giver, August never too tale oo...you still fit give me too make i top am..make i put jara ontop...Lol
ReplyDeleteWell my dear, If you can remember who among the two oil you well well then release the thicker akamu, that my friend is the baby daddy.
ReplyDeleteOn a serious note,I think its the second guy.reason being medically when a lady wants to guaranty conception it is best to have sex the second day again to ensure proper fertilization since most of the sperms from the first guy would have had died from the attack of the female defense system.
hope this helps.
she can carry out a dna test before d child is born. its possible.
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