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Saturday 30 August 2014

Five Facts About You! (Must Read)

You will laugh - enjoy reading :-)
Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1. You're so lazy You didn't read all the You's.
2. You didn't notice I put a Yoo.
3. You are now looking to find out.
4. You are laughing because you realize there is no 'Yoo' and you've been tricked.
5. You are going to forward this to others who are like 'You'!😜. Continue...



I know at least 13 things about you now:
1. You are holding your phone or carrying your laptop
2. You are on LIB
3. You are reading this message.
4. You are human
6. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips
7. You just attempted to do it
8. You are laughing at yourself
9. You either have smiles on your face or you're thinking 'what is wrong with Linda this morning?"
10. You skipped No.5
11. You just checked to see if there is a No.5
12. You are laughing at this because I caught you..

Lol. Just for laughs. Have a stress-free weekend.

206 comments:

  1. Nice one Linda,more of this pls

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    1. Nice one Linda..... U did wellM thanks
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    2. Looolz nice one Lindiway.

      ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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    3. Lol! I enjoyed reading this :)

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    4. Yh me2 buh saw dis late all ready ad a stressFUL saturday

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  2. You need to pay Bovi or I go die for a more humours one. Nice try shaaa

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  3. linda u don fa igbo dis early morning abi
    nice one though. btw.......am first to comment #dancingYahozee

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  4. lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  5. lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  6. haha Linda baby
    y

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  7. Exactly wat is wrong with aunty Linda dz morning. ..Now yu are drinking tea cos of cold weather...

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    1. Aunty kor, granma nii. Na she senior your papa abi na ur mama senior am? Mufu.

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    1. Bad belle... _ see ghost for ur slp?

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  9. This is the best article I have ever read. So so funny.
    Ist to comment. Ndprincess08@yahoo.co.uk

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  10. I have seen Dem b4 now, so it wasn't exciting!!!!!! AV a lovely weekend too nd be safe, stay alive...#EbolamustleavePH

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  11. Dorolinda mind ya sef ooooo ( meemee ) smilinggg

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  12. U just got me Linda! Thumbs up. Nice one.

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  13. Dis is so stale jor!!!- dint bother to read cos I av seen it so many tyms.m.nexttttt

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    1. Same here........very stale

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    2. Asin still waiting for the joke

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  14. Dorolinda mind ya sef ooooo ( meemee )smilinggg

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  15. Linda u ve Hay Fever. Thanks for this though with all this Ebola, Boko and Isis.May heaven help us. Amen

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  16. Oh this is lovely,I like it.who did this?that person must be a genius.

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  17. Nice one Linda. Lol

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  18. Ok nice try.it doesn't apply to someone who has bn seeing jokes like ds in d past or someone just waking up. Didn't go bck or laugh. Nice weekend linlin

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  19. Lol Linda nawao for u this morning. Got me laughing tho

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  20. Seriously, what in seven hells is wrong with Linda this morning?

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  21. Chaii Linda my crush,I love ya

    ###############GOD punish##############devil

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  22. Linda you got me except I wasn't using my phone or laptop to read this...I was using my iPad which is a gadget..got ya :-) wink

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  23. Very funny! John 3:3. BishopDammy#

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  24. I need d laughs abeg. Tired of plenty things

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  25. Good one! Linda u really put a smile on my face. Thanks.

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  26. Lmao Linda u got me dere..9ce 1...Nimah

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  27. Haf a fun filed nd stress free weekend too ma'am linda

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  28. Hahahahahahahaha, this cracked me up real bad. And the funny thing, 100% right!

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  29. Lindoooodo, thou art not serious. Enjoy your weekend.

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  30. Linda slow news day? Anyway, u got me there. Nice weekend to u too.

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  31. Tanx Linda,you actually made me smile

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  32. Hahaha Linda.
    Kiki

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  33. ;) yeah u got me..

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  34. Lindaaaaaaaaaaa Ikejiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

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  35. Lol. Funny


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  36. Thanks Linda, I kinda needed this

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  37. lol,ose ose keep it up linlin enjoy your weeekend

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  38. Lol! Nice 1! U goh me laughing @myself.

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  39. Love u Linda.......You jst made me smile n I realized aw much I miss it

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  40. Lol. Have a nice weekend too! #bless

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  41. you linda you re ontop of yoo game like duuuuurh.#THAT AKWA IBOM BOY#

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  42. you linda you re ontop of yoo game like duuuuurh.#THAT AKWA IBOM BOY#

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  43. Love u linda for making me smile this morning

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  44. Nice one Linda...|CaringQueen|

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  45. Lolz linda nwa ikeji.......................wow!

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  46. Linda ooo lol.. I prounce Letter P without separate my Lip. Ask how?! I use my throat lolololololol

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  47. Linda y u dis nawti nw... Buh it funny tho'
    Davido's gf

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  48. Linda ooo lol.. I prounce Letter P without separate my Lip. Ask how?! I use my throat lolololololol

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  49. Linda you don't know what to post again abi? Weldone'ooo!!

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  50. I did not even crack a smile

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  51. Lmoa ! Linda u hv proved u re not jst a chronic gossip buh u re really smart!! (If u made dis up o) gus gus. #buzz

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  52. lindodo. ....mind yah sef

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  53. Nice 1........you really put a smile on my face. Thanks.

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  54. Thanks Lin.....i smiled

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  55. lol,have a wonderful weekend too hun

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  56. Thanks Lin....i smiled

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  57. Linda dat was tight.........lol

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  58. wow linda... You just made me happy... Have a wonderful weekend too

    Linda number 1 fan


    Beautiful lopez

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  59. Hahahaha U caught me there lindodo tnx.

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  60. Very funny. Thank you, wishing you thesame

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  61. aaawwwwww sweet

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  62. Aunty Linda u are a Genus,u caught me every step of the way.......Hehehee.

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  63. Very funny Linda weldon oh

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  64. I didnt try d P trick..I knw must of dis tinz shaa..bt a great weekend ahead evri body...............................#KingOfKings

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  65. U na bad gal Linda I did all accept sharing it 2 odas love u lols I no b lezb oo buh it won't b bad if I start wit u lols ~ice princess~

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  66. Funny though, Linda, u go catch many pple, even me.

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  67. I knw u won't post my comment cos I find ur joke very dry buh u try sha

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  68. I knw u won't post my comment cos I find ur joke very dry buh u try sha

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  69. Hahahahahhaha....Linda you've really cracked me up!!

    Post a Comment

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  70. Naughty Linda!

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  71. Linda nice one, but with Ebola scare in port harcourt Even Mr bean joke Nor fit make me laugh o, everybody serious up, worst part be say, Babes nor dey comot from house again coz of ebola come talk of to Touch hand sef, times like dis long distance relationship they sweet... I really need one

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  72. Lindodo dat got me really cracked up

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  73. U no crius linda....made me feel stupid

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  74. nice one linda,u just changed my mood

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  75. So funny.....


    Bukky Bee

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  76. #notfunny Waste of time!! You are trying to be s fun blog like SDK...lmao...face your lane jare

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  77. Lol..
    www.ameiestyle.blogspot.com

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  78. hahaha...just laugh off naija probs fr 5 mins......up manchester united....on ma way 2 futbal hauz

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  79. Lol,u too lindo

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  80. Lol,u too lindo

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  81. Hu is dis one planing with my intellectual prowess lol

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  82. Hey re Ω̶̣̣̥̇̊o̲̣̥†̥̥ serious linde

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  83. Hahahaha i love this. Everything was true lol

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  84. Awesome! Linda!!... you are so right!.#milliondollar

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  85. I'm actually holding my iPad. And I've seen this stuff so many times AMA puke if I see it again.

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  86. Wow i love it linda pls can u post more of it
    ayomideomotuyi@gmail.com

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  87. So so so funny

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  88. So so so funny

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  89. Lol......nice one linda

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  90. nice one...Good

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  91. nice one...Good

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  92. Dryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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  93. linda u got me dere. Keep it up. Dats a nice one

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  94. Didn't even make me smile and u were mostly wrong. Try harder nxt time

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  95. Cnt believe linda who is upto date wiv news can be stale with jokes. Ds is so 2010. Better luck next time

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  96. We see ds evryday...Qurzimb@gmail.com

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  97. wallai you really predict it well nice one. Abeg next

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  98. MICKY: ok,changed somethings..have a nice weekend too

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  99. Love u linda...angeleyez

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  100. I love u linda...

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  101. Very very nice one. Some good natured humour in the midst of trying times. Thank you o jare LIB

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  102. More of this pls!!
    So many happenings in the world has taken smiles away.

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  103. Very funny... Linda how are u.

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  104. Hahaha...Real funny!!

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  105. Lol, but na old BC. Rozay talking

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  106. Welcome to your very own linda ikeji's blog....lozzzzzzzzzzzzz..Lauhrex

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  107. My dearest Lindodo I fail evrytin ohh.. Stil laughing dou.. Nice 1

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  108. Lmaaaaaaaooooo.. I did all that *covers face*

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  109. Dorolinda thanks 4 making me laff

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  110. Linda. You are a gem,thanks -femzi Anthony's.

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  111. Lol you got the Wat is wrong with Linda dis morning part right....funny !

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  112. Have a nice weekend too Doro linda...xoxo

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  113. linda i love u soooo much,muaah

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  114. @chinco bee hw many u don writ sincee dem born u,all dis haters dem manage born

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  115. Linda all this is not necessary - it is also stale maybe 10 years od or so- stick to news okay, you don't do well with some of this other rubbish thats why I skip alot of your stuff I only go for whats newsworthy or seleb gossip all these other ones like guess who when you won't provide an answer or such things that have been forwwarded since a decade ago are unnecessary - bia bia bia

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  116. Lmao.It's so funny.I love it.

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  117. Nice one linda, enjoy your weekend as well. Smiles. Azizpee2007@yahoo.com

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  118. Am smiling all the way now because I was sad dis morning but am much better now. Ʈƕǎƞƙs Linda.

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  119. Dry abeg linda, did is like listening to a jarule or sisqo song @ a shiloh conference

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  120. This is really interesting Linda.

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  121. @ chinco bee, u got d words right outta my mouth.

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  122. This is stale Linda, I have used this shit on a billion and forty people already

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  123. Thanks for putting a smile on my face. #Thatenuguchick

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  124. lindodo i hail u! Onyekababyface@gmail.com

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  125. Linda find better news for us
    wetin b this???






    BORN TO SHINE!!!!!

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  126. @chinco bee it is stale, deny if you didn't read it. Oloshi

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  127. At list make we laugh small today,the bad news of yesterday was too much to bear,Linda nwayi oma udo diri gi

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  128. You just added a smile on my face after a long journey from Munich to Hamburg!

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  129. good one.. you wan kill me with laugh ooh...

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  130. Nice one linda, enjoy your weekend as well smiles

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  131. Well I didn't laugh..

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  132. 9z one Linda,u really got me there

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  133. Nice !!! Please post my comment oh cos u don't post my comment nd you will giving others prizes

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  134. Linda.linda Linda, ha mnytyms I call u hmmm....u re lukin 4 our trouble...9ice 1 sha

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  135. i am not carrying a laptop neither phone i am only typing with my desktop and you are reading this my comment to approve it.

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  136. Dis one stronnng!

    Gbengadennis@yahoo.com

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  137. Nice one Linda, Hv a 1daful weekend. p4dworld@gmail.com

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  138. Hahahahaha linda u are so funny. ..anyway am new on ds blog u guys should welcome me

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  139. LOL.....LOVE THIS! LOVELY WEEKEND TO YOU TOO GURL..........

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  140. Wow! madam Linda i lov ur concept keep up ooo

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  141. Wow! madam Linda i lov ur concept keep it up ooo

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  142. @chinco bee, plz if u dont have anything to say.. shut up. So that we can enjoy the joke.

    Sabi sabi.....

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  143. Lindodo u too funny oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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  144. Linda..... I'm just laffing o.

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  145. U sure got me on dis lindway

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  146. Lol linda this was a good one, and for those ones that have dry sense of humor, I mean the loosers that are here fussing that the joke is old, guess what you got them because they got to read everything to even have to reply hahaha I am loving it linda u have a gr8 weekend mine is already stress free because of your humor. Something other than a gloomy news u know what I mean

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  147. You got me...nice one though

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  148. LinLin I laughed. Even doh its an old joke, its still funny. Well done mamito

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  149. Well you missed number 1 cuz my ipad is on the table as i type this on it

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  150. U got me laughing. need to share it with my friends.

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  151. Well Linda you are wrong about 5,7,8,9,11 and 12. Unto the next

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  152. so funnnnnnnny!!!!!

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  153. Hey Linda,
    you got me only on one - No. 1.
    It was fun though!
    haha
    - AE

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  154. Nice one Linda ure really funny

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  155. Dry joke....have heard it before

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  156. Lol. Linda dat was a nice one

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  157. Number 9. What is wrong with Linda. 2 mins of my time I can't get back.

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  158. God bless u Linda 4 this, tnks......

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  159. This is old.. Way tooo old... Old joke.. OLD!!!!

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  160. Thanx miz linda. U rili put a smile on my face

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  161. Nice one u got me laughing, i really enjoyed it linda. Lolssssssss

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