Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You
1. You're so lazy You didn't read all the You's.
2. You didn't notice I put a Yoo.
3. You are now looking to find out.
4. You are laughing because you realize there is no 'Yoo' and you've been tricked.
5. You are going to forward this to others who are like 'You'!😜. Continue...
I know at least 13 things about you now:
1. You are holding your phone or carrying your laptop
2. You are on LIB
3. You are reading this message.
4. You are human
6. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips
7. You just attempted to do it
8. You are laughing at yourself
9. You either have smiles on your face or you're thinking 'what is wrong with Linda this morning?"
10. You skipped No.5
11. You just checked to see if there is a No.5
12. You are laughing at this because I caught you..
Lol. Just for laughs. Have a stress-free weekend.
Nice one Linda,more of this pls
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Looolz nice one Lindiway.
Delete~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA
Lol! I enjoyed reading this :)
DeleteYh me2 buh saw dis late all ready ad a stressFUL saturday
DeleteYou need to pay Bovi or I go die for a more humours one. Nice try shaaa
ReplyDeleteSteve!
Deletelinda u don fa igbo dis early morning abi
ReplyDeletenice one though. btw.......am first to comment #dancingYahozee
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ReplyDeletehaha Linda baby
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Exactly wat is wrong with aunty Linda dz morning. ..Now yu are drinking tea cos of cold weather...
ReplyDeleteAunty kor, granma nii. Na she senior your papa abi na ur mama senior am? Mufu.
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ReplyDeleteBad belle... _ see ghost for ur slp?
DeleteThis is the best article I have ever read. So so funny.
ReplyDeleteIst to comment. Ndprincess08@yahoo.co.uk
I have seen Dem b4 now, so it wasn't exciting!!!!!! AV a lovely weekend too nd be safe, stay alive...#EbolamustleavePH
ReplyDeleteDorolinda mind ya sef ooooo ( meemee ) smilinggg
ReplyDeleteU just got me Linda! Thumbs up. Nice one.
ReplyDeleteDis is so stale jor!!!- dint bother to read cos I av seen it so many tyms.m.nexttttt
ReplyDeleteSame here........very stale
DeleteAsin still waiting for the joke
DeleteDorolinda mind ya sef ooooo ( meemee )smilinggg
ReplyDeleteLinda u ve Hay Fever. Thanks for this though with all this Ebola, Boko and Isis.May heaven help us. Amen
ReplyDeleteOh this is lovely,I like it.who did this?that person must be a genius.
ReplyDeleteNice one Linda. Lol
ReplyDeleteOk nice try.it doesn't apply to someone who has bn seeing jokes like ds in d past or someone just waking up. Didn't go bck or laugh. Nice weekend linlin
ReplyDeleteLolz....tnx
ReplyDeleteLol Linda nawao for u this morning. Got me laughing tho
ReplyDeleteSeriously, what in seven hells is wrong with Linda this morning?
ReplyDeleteWow....
ReplyDeleteChaii Linda my crush,I love ya
ReplyDelete###############GOD punish##############devil
You don dey jonze abi?
ReplyDeleteLinda you got me except I wasn't using my phone or laptop to read this...I was using my iPad which is a gadget..got ya :-) wink
ReplyDeleteVery funny! John 3:3. BishopDammy#
ReplyDeleteI need d laughs abeg. Tired of plenty things
ReplyDeleteGood one! Linda u really put a smile on my face. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteLmao Linda u got me dere..9ce 1...Nimah
ReplyDeleteHaf a fun filed nd stress free weekend too ma'am linda
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahaha, this cracked me up real bad. And the funny thing, 100% right!
ReplyDeleteLindoooodo, thou art not serious. Enjoy your weekend.
ReplyDeleteLinda slow news day? Anyway, u got me there. Nice weekend to u too.
ReplyDeleteTanx Linda,you actually made me smile
ReplyDeleteHahaha Linda.
ReplyDeleteKiki
;) yeah u got me..
ReplyDeleteLindaaaaaaaaaaa Ikejiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
ReplyDeleteLol. Funny
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Thanks Linda, I kinda needed this
ReplyDeletelol,ose ose keep it up linlin enjoy your weeekend
ReplyDeleteLol! Nice 1! U goh me laughing @myself.
ReplyDeleteLove u Linda.......You jst made me smile n I realized aw much I miss it
ReplyDeleteLol. Have a nice weekend too! #bless
ReplyDeleteyou linda you re ontop of yoo game like duuuuurh.#THAT AKWA IBOM BOY#
ReplyDeleteyou linda you re ontop of yoo game like duuuuurh.#THAT AKWA IBOM BOY#
ReplyDeleteLove u linda for making me smile this morning
ReplyDeleteNice one Linda...|CaringQueen|
ReplyDeleteLolz linda nwa ikeji.......................wow!
ReplyDeleteLinda ooo lol.. I prounce Letter P without separate my Lip. Ask how?! I use my throat lolololololol
ReplyDeleteLinda y u dis nawti nw... Buh it funny tho'
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Linda ooo lol.. I prounce Letter P without separate my Lip. Ask how?! I use my throat lolololololol
ReplyDeleteLinda you don't know what to post again abi? Weldone'ooo!!
ReplyDeleteI did not even crack a smile
ReplyDeleteLmoa ! Linda u hv proved u re not jst a chronic gossip buh u re really smart!! (If u made dis up o) gus gus. #buzz
ReplyDeleteSo funny
ReplyDeletelindodo. ....mind yah sef
ReplyDeleteNice 1........you really put a smile on my face. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteThanks Lin.....i smiled
ReplyDeletelol,have a wonderful weekend too hun
ReplyDeleteThanks Lin....i smiled
ReplyDeleteso funy
ReplyDeleteLinda dat was tight.........lol
ReplyDeletewow linda... You just made me happy... Have a wonderful weekend too
ReplyDeleteLinda number 1 fan
Beautiful lopez
Hahahaha U caught me there lindodo tnx.
ReplyDeleteVery funny. Thank you, wishing you thesame
ReplyDeleteaaawwwwww sweet
ReplyDeleteAunty Linda u are a Genus,u caught me every step of the way.......Hehehee.
ReplyDeleteVery funny Linda weldon oh
ReplyDeleteU got me 4 real...nice one
ReplyDeleteI didnt try d P trick..I knw must of dis tinz shaa..bt a great weekend ahead evri body...............................#KingOfKings
ReplyDeleteU na bad gal Linda I did all accept sharing it 2 odas love u lols I no b lezb oo buh it won't b bad if I start wit u lols ~ice princess~
ReplyDeleteFunny though, Linda, u go catch many pple, even me.
ReplyDeleteVery dry
ReplyDeleteU really got me..nice one..
ReplyDeleteI knw u won't post my comment cos I find ur joke very dry buh u try sha
ReplyDeleteI knw u won't post my comment cos I find ur joke very dry buh u try sha
ReplyDeleteHahahahahhaha....Linda you've really cracked me up!!
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Naughty Linda!
ReplyDeleteLinda nice one, but with Ebola scare in port harcourt Even Mr bean joke Nor fit make me laugh o, everybody serious up, worst part be say, Babes nor dey comot from house again coz of ebola come talk of to Touch hand sef, times like dis long distance relationship they sweet... I really need one
ReplyDeleteCool...👌👌
ReplyDeleteLindodo dat got me really cracked up
ReplyDeleteU no crius linda....made me feel stupid
ReplyDeletenice one linda,u just changed my mood
ReplyDeleteSo funny.....
ReplyDeleteBukky Bee
#notfunny Waste of time!! You are trying to be s fun blog like SDK...lmao...face your lane jare
ReplyDeleteLol..
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hahaha...just laugh off naija probs fr 5 mins......up manchester united....on ma way 2 futbal hauz
ReplyDeleteLol,u too lindo
ReplyDeleteLol,u too lindo
ReplyDeleteHu is dis one planing with my intellectual prowess lol
ReplyDeleteHey re Ω̶̣̣̥̇̊o̲̣̥†̥̥ serious linde
ReplyDeleteYou are so funny linda..lol
ReplyDeleteHahahaha i love this. Everything was true lol
ReplyDeleteAwesome! Linda!!... you are so right!.#milliondollar
ReplyDeleteI'm actually holding my iPad. And I've seen this stuff so many times AMA puke if I see it again.
ReplyDeleteSo funny
ReplyDeleteWow i love it linda pls can u post more of it
ReplyDeleteayomideomotuyi@gmail.com
So so so funny
ReplyDeleteSo so so funny
ReplyDeleteLol......nice one linda
ReplyDeletenice one...Good
ReplyDeletenice one...Good
ReplyDeleteDryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
ReplyDeletelinda u got me dere. Keep it up. Dats a nice one
ReplyDelete*yawns...
ReplyDeleteDidn't even make me smile and u were mostly wrong. Try harder nxt time
ReplyDeleteCnt believe linda who is upto date wiv news can be stale with jokes. Ds is so 2010. Better luck next time
ReplyDeleteWe see ds evryday...Qurzimb@gmail.com
ReplyDeletewallai you really predict it well nice one. Abeg next
ReplyDeleteMICKY: ok,changed somethings..have a nice weekend too
ReplyDeleteLove u linda
ReplyDeleteLove u linda...angeleyez
ReplyDeleteI love u linda...
ReplyDeleteVery very nice one. Some good natured humour in the midst of trying times. Thank you o jare LIB
ReplyDeleteMore of this pls!!
ReplyDeleteSo many happenings in the world has taken smiles away.
Very funny... Linda how are u.
ReplyDeleteHahaha...Real funny!!
ReplyDeleteLmao!! Linda!! Hahaahhaha
ReplyDeleteLol, but na old BC. Rozay talking
ReplyDeleteWelcome to your very own linda ikeji's blog....lozzzzzzzzzzzzz..Lauhrex
ReplyDeleteMy dearest Lindodo I fail evrytin ohh.. Stil laughing dou.. Nice 1
ReplyDeleteLmaaaaaaaooooo.. I did all that *covers face*
ReplyDeleteDorolinda thanks 4 making me laff
ReplyDeleteLinda. You are a gem,thanks -femzi Anthony's.
ReplyDeleteLol you got the Wat is wrong with Linda dis morning part right....funny !
ReplyDeleteHave a nice weekend too Doro linda...xoxo
ReplyDeleteyou Got me,hahahahahahaha
ReplyDeletelinda i love u soooo much,muaah
ReplyDelete@chinco bee hw many u don writ sincee dem born u,all dis haters dem manage born
ReplyDeleteLinda all this is not necessary - it is also stale maybe 10 years od or so- stick to news okay, you don't do well with some of this other rubbish thats why I skip alot of your stuff I only go for whats newsworthy or seleb gossip all these other ones like guess who when you won't provide an answer or such things that have been forwwarded since a decade ago are unnecessary - bia bia bia
ReplyDeleteLmao.It's so funny.I love it.
ReplyDeleteNice one linda, enjoy your weekend as well. Smiles. Azizpee2007@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteAm smiling all the way now because I was sad dis morning but am much better now. Ʈƕǎƞƙs Linda.
ReplyDeleteDry abeg linda, did is like listening to a jarule or sisqo song @ a shiloh conference
ReplyDeleteThis is really interesting Linda.
ReplyDelete@ chinco bee, u got d words right outta my mouth.
ReplyDeleteThis is stale Linda, I have used this shit on a billion and forty people already
ReplyDeleteThanks for putting a smile on my face. #Thatenuguchick
ReplyDeleteLol nice1 ellaaboh@gmail.com
ReplyDeletelindodo i hail u! Onyekababyface@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteLinda find better news for us
ReplyDeletewetin b this???
BORN TO SHINE!!!!!
Bravo Linda
ReplyDelete@chinco bee it is stale, deny if you didn't read it. Oloshi
ReplyDeleteAt list make we laugh small today,the bad news of yesterday was too much to bear,Linda nwayi oma udo diri gi
ReplyDeleteYou just added a smile on my face after a long journey from Munich to Hamburg!
ReplyDeletegood one.. you wan kill me with laugh ooh...
ReplyDeleteNice one linda, enjoy your weekend as well smiles
ReplyDeletefunny indeed
ReplyDeleteNice.......
ReplyDeleteWell I didn't laugh..
ReplyDelete9z one Linda,u really got me there
ReplyDeleteu got me too
ReplyDeleteNice !!! Please post my comment oh cos u don't post my comment nd you will giving others prizes
ReplyDeleteVery funny___nyc 1
ReplyDeleteLinda.linda Linda, ha mnytyms I call u hmmm....u re lukin 4 our trouble...9ice 1 sha
ReplyDeletei am not carrying a laptop neither phone i am only typing with my desktop and you are reading this my comment to approve it.
ReplyDeleteDis one stronnng!
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Awww sweet..
ReplyDeleteNice one Linda, Hv a 1daful weekend. p4dworld@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteLol,linda ur funny
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha linda u are so funny. ..anyway am new on ds blog u guys should welcome me
ReplyDeleteLOL.....LOVE THIS! LOVELY WEEKEND TO YOU TOO GURL..........
ReplyDeleteWow! madam Linda i lov ur concept keep up ooo
ReplyDeleteWow! madam Linda i lov ur concept keep it up ooo
ReplyDelete@chinco bee, plz if u dont have anything to say.. shut up. So that we can enjoy the joke.
ReplyDeleteSabi sabi.....
Lindodo u too funny oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ReplyDeleteLinda..... I'm just laffing o.
ReplyDeleteU sure got me on dis lindway
ReplyDeleteLol linda this was a good one, and for those ones that have dry sense of humor, I mean the loosers that are here fussing that the joke is old, guess what you got them because they got to read everything to even have to reply hahaha I am loving it linda u have a gr8 weekend mine is already stress free because of your humor. Something other than a gloomy news u know what I mean
ReplyDeleteYou got me...nice one though
ReplyDeleteLinLin I laughed. Even doh its an old joke, its still funny. Well done mamito
ReplyDeleteLinda Linda..LOL...
ReplyDeleteWell you missed number 1 cuz my ipad is on the table as i type this on it
ReplyDeleteU got me laughing. need to share it with my friends.
ReplyDeleteWell Linda you are wrong about 5,7,8,9,11 and 12. Unto the next
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ReplyDeleteLmao #####QUEENMAYA#######
ReplyDeleteso funnnnnnnny!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHey Linda,
ReplyDeleteyou got me only on one - No. 1.
It was fun though!
haha
- AE
Nice one Linda ure really funny
ReplyDeleteDry joke....have heard it before
ReplyDeleteLol. Linda dat was a nice one
ReplyDeleteNumber 9. What is wrong with Linda. 2 mins of my time I can't get back.
ReplyDeleteGod bless u Linda 4 this, tnks......
ReplyDeleteNice one linda
ReplyDeleteNice one!Funny tho.
ReplyDeleteCan't stop laughing!
ReplyDeleteThis is old.. Way tooo old... Old joke.. OLD!!!!
ReplyDeleteNice 1 gurl
ReplyDeleteThanx miz linda. U rili put a smile on my face
ReplyDeleteNice one u got me laughing, i really enjoyed it linda. Lolssssssss
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