OMG! Y'all need to read this. It's hilarious! Manchester City today launched a Q&A session for their star Jesus Navas on twitter with the hashtag
#AskJesus...and you won't believe some of the questions fans threw at the footballer. Twitter jokers came out in full force. See the questions after the cut...
Ok. LIB Princess! Pretex4luv@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteSister,y don't u just get a google account with the name "Lib princess" as e dey hungry u so bad?? Doesn't make u a real princess btw. Sounding like a broken record. Hian!
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DeleteKhai see as linda don make everyone drop their email addresses. Very soon people will drop their genotypes and also pin numbers lmaoo. My own na una-too-like-awoof@Gmail. com
DeleteOh my gosh. This really got me laughing hard. I'm so tearsing on my expensive polo. Chai...too hilarious mehn
Deleteno be only naija people dey joke about everything
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So so funny! Can't stop laughing ooo
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congrats franklin.maduko@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteHilarious what a ?? and Answer LOL @kginvestmentltd@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha. This is just damn funny. I can't stop. Lolz
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Hilarious what a ?? and Answer LOL @kginvestmentltd@gmail.com
ReplyDeletelol,funny... nkemdirimeverista111@gmail.com
ReplyDeletelol...fimbiology@gmail.com
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Dead or just pretending.....lol
ReplyDeleteHaha.. ajibtobi25@yahoo.co.uk
ReplyDeleteLOL ajibken@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteLOL @ IF U CAN WALK ON WATER CAN U SWIM ON LAND.............FUNNY Qs
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ReplyDeleteOk na! Chibestpepe@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteYeah, Jesus never fails. ronaldyawe@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteAunty Linda time neva reach? Chibestpepe@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteLmao...luv questns 1 nd 2....pple r crazy sha do dy xpect hm 2 actually answer dese questns...belemanwankwo@yahoo.com..
ReplyDeleteWoow this funny indeed. But may God have mercy on us all.
ReplyDeleteSo funny lolololol he cnt answer the question because is nt the real jesus just bearing the name. Tneyoth@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteFriggin hilarious questions suppose cos his name is jesus lol . Linda I suppose. Win dat bar ooo no lie lol
ReplyDeleteIt's all a joke until Jesus Christ gets angry memcee2007@yahoo.com
DeleteI L♥√ع navas style of play temitopeolayiwola0@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteI love read happenin tinz here... But dnt hv de nice phone to do so.
ReplyDeleteHmmm 2dy na 2dy; ij3316@Yahoo.com
ReplyDeletewere they joking or what????... It's not funny though.. stanodins4all@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteYou must be a sadist for you not to find this funny, zero sense of humour.
Deletevery funny people. barika d salah to our dear linda and all the people in the house
ReplyDeleteHahaha Epic questions.
ReplyDeleteVery funny jnwaino@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteLyk seriously.. sb bearin Jesus?z dt ryt?
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Lolz.... Didn't even knw somones name is Jesus naval
ReplyDeleteLmao, this mancity fans are really funny
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Lol
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LMAO@can u play football on water
ReplyDeleteWerey ni awon white yii fa! They are always full of hilarious twEets. Okoluwatobi@gmail.com
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ReplyDeleteLol. Hw do u feel playin against moses. Nnaemekabuzo24@gmail
ReplyDeleteeno wins this so funny
ReplyDeleteLol....auluchee@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteCan u swim on land got me cracked up ajibken@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteThis fans are very funny favouredmoi@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteJeezzzzzzz... Did they rilly ask ridiculous questions like dat... Now I knw some whites r crazy nd funny same time mehnnnn
ReplyDeleteInterresting. Julietdike16@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteFunny! Sometıme Fans can ask sılly questions. IT İŞ WELL
ReplyDeleteLmao!!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaaaa
Lmfao. Fans are hilarious
ReplyDeleteLOL! Bibiski@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteIf u cn prove u picked those winners ryt make sure u review deir names along side d tym dey posted deir comment k. Dat makes u innocent
ReplyDeleteLmao...
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Nwakibabe2006@yahoomco.uk
ReplyDeleteSome people did not sleep becos of ur giveaway but atlast u disappointed all ur readers by turning d game to politics on ur blog. Enjoy ur moni now while it last k
ReplyDeleteYou guys still sending emails are that dull???
ReplyDeleteLolzzz......funny though.
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This is really a question for our lord jesus christ.... Lmaoooo....
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Crazy fans*loool*Amyliciousbabe@yahoo.com
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ReplyDeleteLolssssss.. Crazy fans.
ReplyDeleteVery very funny questions. LOL
ReplyDeleteI almost fell off my chair LMAO reading this. Just too funny!
ReplyDeleteHilarious. Dreamaliveinternational@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteLinda if I may asked, what kind of Jesus is he??? I guess not JESUS CHRIST my personal LORD & Savior? OTUoCHA
ReplyDeleteLwfmb!!!!
ReplyDeleteenoimeibanga@gmail.com laughs
ReplyDeleteLoL Linda you need to see the response Rkelly too got when he told his fans to ask him anything! Hilarious!
ReplyDeletelmao,so funni.
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Opeoluwafadayomi@yahoo.com...pls did I win???lindilolo post my comment oo
ReplyDeleteLol@If u can walk on water can u swim on land?? Hahahahahahahah!
ReplyDeleteOpeoluwafadayomi@yahoo.com...pls did I win???lindilolo post my comment oo
ReplyDeleteGod have mercy on this guys jeeeeeeez hahahahaha I never knew whites ask stupid questions too o. odeh.elijah@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteHaha chidelacreme@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteOpeoluwafadayomi@yahoo.com...pls did I win???lindilolo post my comment oo
ReplyDeleterotfl...hahaha oshokay28@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteSeen ! tejucares2000@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteY shld he bear that name?
ReplyDeleteLOOOLzz.. Haba Aunty LINDA, dis is so funny. Just hope say the guy nor go fall from him sit cos of laughter sha.
ReplyDeleteOpeoluwafadayomi@yahoo.com...pls did I win???lindilolo post my comment oo
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ReplyDeleteHahhahahahhahahahahha...adaorasmiles@gmail.com
ReplyDelete#askjesus...you are over 2000yrs old, how do you keep in shape to compete with your children in the league?...zergel4life@yahoo.com
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ReplyDeleteThere r some jokes that shld be avoided memceelee@gmail.com
ReplyDeletePls take that holy stick out of your ass! It's a joke, live a little! The name Jesus (pronounced he-suus) is very common in South America.
DeleteLooool serious joke
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ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!! He walked into that!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG ¤ people cud be so funny sha
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ReplyDeleteVery funny chicherempamela@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteSmh. Some people tho'... jochienuel@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteMad pple,so funny...... Enelovergirl2003@yahoo.com
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Lol crazy tweeps, nt as crazy as nairaland tho
ReplyDeleteThe jokes are re-hashed from when he was signed at the start of last season. /He-zus/
ReplyDeleteLol,So funny! *** CROWD * PULLER * PLEASER***#. Osatuyiidowu@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteLol,he shud answer nw,abi na him go answer jesus
ReplyDeleteLol crazy tweeps, nt as crazy as nairaland tho
ReplyDeleteNa wa oooo,very funny.
ReplyDeleteHilarious mehn.....
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Turn water into wine nau.
ReplyDeleteThis guys are crazy.. riwo11@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteIf you can walk on water can u swim in sand......this guys are funny..
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Geez are these people 4 real
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Those tweets sound like they are from the moon where stories about Jesus may be 'tales by the moon light'. sowi 'tales by the sun light'. imotalityguy@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteThose tweets sound like they are from the moon where stories about Jesus may be 'tales by the moon light'. sowi 'tales by the sun light'. imotalityguy@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteHilarious indeed…
ReplyDeleteThese questions are funny...jux sent my question also...
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Lol! MCFC will go like "oh no! What have we done?!! Lol. Favourly.p@gmail.com
ReplyDeletenot funny,xpecially d guy dat asked,are you dead or u r pretending.....Jesus Christ is alive....mercyakumute@gmail.com
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Interesting...ajonumainno@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteSeriously??? dhotunibk@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteI gat ma own question.#askjesus if u dey share husband which kind husband u go give linda ikeji?
ReplyDeleteShe go give a fellow blogger or bokoharam leader@anonymous. Johnpaulogy@gmail.com
ReplyDeletelmao... crazy tweets
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ReplyDeleteUmu efuru efu... Dem for ask am why d bread wey him share no get label... donchyke@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteLinda ikeji!!!... Wetin I do una... My comment I never see, that actually killed ma hope of getting 25k.. E no good fa. V_okunola@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteSooooo hilarious...marybellove@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteWhat a funny question.That is good
ReplyDeleteOh boy see questions oh!!!!........total disrespect but funny.......gwaxxy19@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteOkay. Julietdike16@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteVery funny ndibaby33@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteLol God abeg ooooooo.funny peeps
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ReplyDeletePreciousbokilo@yahoo.com
Lol..playing against moses!! Ahn han
ReplyDeleteOk, so funnny. alexmorris066@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteLOLZ. chidikwarosemary@gmail.com
ReplyDeletenot funny to me though...chemicalx52003@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteCrazily creative! Look how they turned his temple (IG) into a DEN of clowns! Lol. Hope he doesn't drive them with a WHIP! MB.C. DORIS
ReplyDeleteUnserious ppl like naija. Dey joke abt evrytin....beckynicks13@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteFunny indeed. Sandypees@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteThis was expected ismailtobi@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteSo funny
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ReplyDeletei laff out in yoruba. hehehe
ReplyDeleteLOL, sylvie23385@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteThe name Jesus in south america is pronounced he suss so why are people acting up. Anyways the boy is super cute.... Does he have an instagram i.d...lol
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lol.crazy people..patoswife@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteThey are purely on their own. joke about everything is no joke
ReplyDeleteJoke about everything is no joke but blasphemy. isaacshandy@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteis his name really Jesus? white have very good sense of humor though. nancye20@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteLmao. timothyobeisun@yahoo.com
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ReplyDeletedis is hilarious hehehehehehehe, bt are dey not indirectly questioning God?. Biko why r pple still dropping dere email account I thought lin Lin said only last Monday of the month
ReplyDeletejust checking the rest on Google. holy crap
ReplyDeletehilarious.............ruzystone@yahoo.com
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