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Manchester City fans ask Jesus Navas the most hilarious questions

OMG! Y'all need to read this. It's hilarious! Manchester City today launched a Q&A session for their star Jesus Navas on twitter with the hashtag #AskJesus...and you won't believe some of the questions fans threw at the footballer. Twitter jokers came out in full force. See the questions after the cut...




at 7/28/2014 04:18:00 pm

159 comments:

  1. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:19

    Ok. LIB Princess! Pretex4luv@yahoo.com

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    1. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 20:30

      Sister,y don't u just get a google account with the name "Lib princess" as e dey hungry u so bad?? Doesn't make u a real princess btw. Sounding like a broken record. Hian!

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    2. Unknown28 July 2014 at 20:52

      Idiot

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    3. Michael28 July 2014 at 21:26

      Khai see as linda don make everyone drop their email addresses. Very soon people will drop their genotypes and also pin numbers lmaoo. My own na una-too-like-awoof@Gmail. com

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    4. Dauda Aliu28 July 2014 at 21:34

      Oh my gosh. This really got me laughing hard. I'm so tearsing on my expensive polo. Chai...too hilarious mehn

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  2. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:20

    no be only naija people dey joke about everything
    abebidocuments@gmail.com

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    1. Anonymous29 July 2014 at 00:16

      So so funny! Can't stop laughing ooo

      My email, Ejikebanks@gmail.com

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  3. Unknown28 July 2014 at 16:21

    congrats franklin.maduko@gmail.com

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  4. Unknown28 July 2014 at 16:21

    Hilarious what a ?? and Answer LOL @kginvestmentltd@gmail.com

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    1. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 22:08

      Hahahahaha. This is just damn funny. I can't stop. Lolz

      ** Sexy MILF Queen **

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  5. Unknown28 July 2014 at 16:21

    Hilarious what a ?? and Answer LOL @kginvestmentltd@gmail.com

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  6. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:21

    lol,funny... nkemdirimeverista111@gmail.com

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  7. fimbiology28 July 2014 at 16:21

    lol...fimbiology@gmail.com

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  8. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:22

    good addition...
    mbjobafuto@gmail.com

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  9. Ourdele28 July 2014 at 16:22

    Dead or just pretending.....lol

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  10. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:23

    Haha.. ajibtobi25@yahoo.co.uk

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  11. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:23

    LOL ajibken@gmail.com

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    1. Unknown28 July 2014 at 17:15

      LOL @ IF U CAN WALK ON WATER CAN U SWIM ON LAND.............FUNNY Qs
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      Moye B

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    2. NaNcY DreW28 July 2014 at 18:51

      People re saying u cleansed a leper but u didn't bother 2 help Tevez why? Meaning Tevez is a leper ~ LMAO
      My God 4give us o

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  12. Toronto Finest 28 July 2014 at 16:23

    Lmao

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  13. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:24

    Ok na! Chibestpepe@yahoo.com

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  14. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:24

    Yeah, Jesus never fails. ronaldyawe@yahoo.com

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  15. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:24

    Aunty Linda time neva reach? Chibestpepe@yahoo.com

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  16. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:24

    Lmao...luv questns 1 nd 2....pple r crazy sha do dy xpect hm 2 actually answer dese questns...belemanwankwo@yahoo.com..

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  17. Unknown28 July 2014 at 16:24

    Woow this funny indeed. But may God have mercy on us all.

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  18. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:24

    So funny lolololol he cnt answer the question because is nt the real jesus just bearing the name. Tneyoth@yahoo.com

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  19. Francis28 July 2014 at 16:25

    Friggin hilarious questions suppose cos his name is jesus lol . Linda I suppose. Win dat bar ooo no lie lol

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    1. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 17:05

      It's all a joke until Jesus Christ gets angry memcee2007@yahoo.com

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  20. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:25

    I L♥√ع navas style of play temitopeolayiwola0@gmail.com

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  21. Unknown28 July 2014 at 16:25

    I love read happenin tinz here... But dnt hv de nice phone to do so.

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  22. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:26

    Hmmm 2dy na 2dy; ij3316@Yahoo.com

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  23. Unknown28 July 2014 at 16:26

    were they joking or what????... It's not funny though.. stanodins4all@yahoo.com

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    1. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 22:16

      You must be a sadist for you not to find this funny, zero sense of humour.

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  24. Unknown28 July 2014 at 16:26

    very funny people. barika d salah to our dear linda and all the people in the house

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  25. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:27

    Hahaha Epic questions.

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  26. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:27

    Very funny jnwaino@yahoo.com

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  27. thiwa sho28 July 2014 at 16:28

    Lyk seriously.. sb bearin Jesus?z dt ryt?
    thiwabhabe@gmail.com

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  28. Unknown28 July 2014 at 16:31

    Lolz.... Didn't even knw somones name is Jesus naval

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  29. Dan Skila28 July 2014 at 16:31

    Lmao, this mancity fans are really funny

    danskila1@gmail.com

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  30. Unknown28 July 2014 at 16:33

    Lol
    Bouquiowobs@gmail.com

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  31. ebonymeek28 July 2014 at 16:33

    LMAO@can u play football on water

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  32. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:33

    Werey ni awon white yii fa! They are always full of hilarious twEets. Okoluwatobi@gmail.com

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  33. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:33

    Bukkyowolabi467@gmail.com

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  34. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:33

    Bukkyowolabi467@gmail.com

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  35. Aloeverahealth28 July 2014 at 16:34

    Lol

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  36. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:36

    Lol. Hw do u feel playin against moses. Nnaemekabuzo24@gmail

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  37. Unknown28 July 2014 at 16:36

    eno wins this so funny

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  38. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:36

    Lol....auluchee@gmail.com

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  39. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:37

    Can u swim on land got me cracked up ajibken@gmail.com

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  40. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:37

    This fans are very funny favouredmoi@gmail.com

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  41. chizzy jeremiah28 July 2014 at 16:38

    Jeezzzzzzz... Did they rilly ask ridiculous questions like dat... Now I knw some whites r crazy nd funny same time mehnnnn

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  42. Unknown28 July 2014 at 16:39

    Interresting. Julietdike16@yahoo.com

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  43. SVC28 July 2014 at 16:39

    Funny! Sometıme Fans can ask sılly questions. IT İŞ WELL

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  44. Unknown28 July 2014 at 16:41

    Lmao!!
    Hahahahahaaaa

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  45. Critik28 July 2014 at 16:45

    Lmfao. Fans are hilarious

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  46. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:45

    LOL! Bibiski@yahoo.com

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  47. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:46

    If u cn prove u picked those winners ryt make sure u review deir names along side d tym dey posted deir comment k. Dat makes u innocent

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  48. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:46

    Lmao...
    Crazy ppl


    #Ose oremi

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  49. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:46

    Nwakibabe2006@yahoomco.uk

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  50. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:47

    Some people did not sleep becos of ur giveaway but atlast u disappointed all ur readers by turning d game to politics on ur blog. Enjoy ur moni now while it last k

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  51. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:48

    You guys still sending emails are that dull???

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  52. Ada28 July 2014 at 16:48

    Lolzzz......funny though.

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  53. Unknown28 July 2014 at 16:50

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    This is really a question for our lord jesus christ.... Lmaoooo....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  54. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:51

    Crazy fans*loool*Amyliciousbabe@yahoo.com

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  55. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:52

    mama_ih@yahoo.com

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  56. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:52

    mama_ih@yahoo.com

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  57. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:52

    mama_ih@yahoo.com

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  58. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:52

    mama_ih@yahoo.com

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  59. Unknown28 July 2014 at 16:52

    Lolssssss.. Crazy fans.

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  60. Betty28 July 2014 at 16:52

    Very very funny questions. LOL

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  61. @gabstine28 July 2014 at 16:53

    I almost fell off my chair LMAO reading this. Just too funny!

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  62. Unknown28 July 2014 at 16:53

    Hilarious. Dreamaliveinternational@yahoo.com

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  63. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:55

    Linda if I may asked, what kind of Jesus is he??? I guess not JESUS CHRIST my personal LORD & Savior? OTUoCHA

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  64. Cute G28 July 2014 at 16:56

    Lwfmb!!!!

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  65. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:57

    enoimeibanga@gmail.com laughs

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  66. mide28 July 2014 at 16:58

    LoL Linda you need to see the response Rkelly too got when he told his fans to ask him anything! Hilarious!

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  67. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:59

    lmao,so funni.
    hot.askia@gmail.com

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  68. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 16:59

    Opeoluwafadayomi@yahoo.com...pls did I win???lindilolo post my comment oo

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  69. Unknown28 July 2014 at 16:59

    Lol@If u can walk on water can u swim on land?? Hahahahahahahah!

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  70. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 17:00

    Opeoluwafadayomi@yahoo.com...pls did I win???lindilolo post my comment oo

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  71. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 17:00

    God have mercy on this guys jeeeeeeez hahahahaha I never knew whites ask stupid questions too o. odeh.elijah@yahoo.com

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  72. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 17:00

    Haha chidelacreme@yahoo.com

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  73. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 17:01

    Opeoluwafadayomi@yahoo.com...pls did I win???lindilolo post my comment oo

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  74. Unknown28 July 2014 at 17:01

    rotfl...hahaha oshokay28@gmail.com

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  75. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 17:01

    Seen ! tejucares2000@yahoo.com

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  76. Unknown28 July 2014 at 17:02

    Y shld he bear that name?

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  77. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 17:02

    LOOOLzz.. Haba Aunty LINDA, dis is so funny. Just hope say the guy nor go fall from him sit cos of laughter sha.

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  78. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 17:03

    Opeoluwafadayomi@yahoo.com...pls did I win???lindilolo post my comment oo

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  79. MUVA28 July 2014 at 17:03

    Lmao

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  80. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 17:03

    Hahhahahahhahahahahha...adaorasmiles@gmail.com

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  81. shouldisaymyname28 July 2014 at 17:06

    #askjesus...you are over 2000yrs old, how do you keep in shape to compete with your children in the league?...zergel4life@yahoo.com

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  82. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 17:06

    bukkyowolabi467@gmail.com

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  83. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 17:07

    bukkyowolabi467@gmail.com

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  84. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 17:07

    There r some jokes that shld be avoided memceelee@gmail.com

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    1. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 18:55

      Pls take that holy stick out of your ass! It's a joke, live a little! The name Jesus (pronounced he-suus) is very common in South America.

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  85. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 17:07

    Looool serious joke

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  86. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 17:07

    bukkyowolabi467@gmail.com

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  87. ary28 July 2014 at 17:08

    LMAO!!!! He walked into that!!!

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  88. Unknown28 July 2014 at 17:10

    OMG ¤ people cud be so funny sha

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  89. Unknown28 July 2014 at 17:11

    Tadeyanju67@gmail.com

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  90. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 17:12

    Very funny chicherempamela@gmail.com

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  91. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 17:13

    Smh. Some people tho'... jochienuel@gmail.com

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  92. jbankzE28 July 2014 at 17:15

    Mad pple,so funny...... Enelovergirl2003@yahoo.com

    ~@iamJbankz Olamide's PA~

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  93. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 17:21

    Lol crazy tweeps, nt as crazy as nairaland tho

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  94. Chikaka28 July 2014 at 17:22

    The jokes are re-hashed from when he was signed at the start of last season. /He-zus/

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  95. Unknown28 July 2014 at 17:23

    Lol,So funny! *** CROWD * PULLER * PLEASER***#. Osatuyiidowu@yahoo.com

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  96. Unknown28 July 2014 at 17:23

    Lol,he shud answer nw,abi na him go answer jesus

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  97. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 17:23

    Lol crazy tweeps, nt as crazy as nairaland tho

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  98. Unknown28 July 2014 at 17:24

    Na wa oooo,very funny.

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  99. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 17:29

    Hilarious mehn.....
    dodi_boss@yahoo.com

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  100. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 17:30

    Turn water into wine nau.

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  101. Riwo Adhuze28 July 2014 at 17:32

    This guys are crazy.. riwo11@yahoo.com

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  102. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 17:33

    If you can walk on water can u swim in sand......this guys are funny..


    XDON D DON

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  103. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 17:36

    Geez are these people 4 real

    Yemilucious@yahoo.com

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  104. ebuka28 July 2014 at 17:39

    Those tweets sound like they are from the moon where stories about Jesus may be 'tales by the moon light'. sowi 'tales by the sun light'. imotalityguy@yahoo.com

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  105. ebuka28 July 2014 at 17:40

    Those tweets sound like they are from the moon where stories about Jesus may be 'tales by the moon light'. sowi 'tales by the sun light'. imotalityguy@yahoo.com

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  106. Bosslady28 July 2014 at 17:41

    Hilarious indeed…

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  107. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 17:43

    These questions are funny...jux sent my question also...

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  108. Miz Tee28 July 2014 at 17:52

    Lol
    Oluwatobitanimola@gmail.com

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  109. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 17:55

    Lol! MCFC will go like "oh no! What have we done?!! Lol. Favourly.p@gmail.com

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  110. memes28 July 2014 at 17:56

    not funny,xpecially d guy dat asked,are you dead or u r pretending.....Jesus Christ is alive....mercyakumute@gmail.com

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  111. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 18:03

    so funny..
    kiplingconcept@gmail.com

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  112. Ossy28 July 2014 at 18:06

    Interesting...ajonumainno@gmail.com

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  113. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 18:11

    Seriously??? dhotunibk@yahoo.com

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  114. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 18:15

    I gat ma own question.#askjesus if u dey share husband which kind husband u go give linda ikeji?

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  115. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 18:16

    She go give a fellow blogger or bokoharam leader@anonymous. Johnpaulogy@gmail.com

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  116. churchie28 July 2014 at 18:17

    lmao... crazy tweets
    *churchie*

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  117. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 18:17

    â„“oâ„“z.(Linda's Man)

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  118. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 18:18

    Umu efuru efu... Dem for ask am why d bread wey him share no get label... donchyke@yahoo.com

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  119. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 18:32

    Linda ikeji!!!... Wetin I do una... My comment I never see, that actually killed ma hope of getting 25k.. E no good fa. V_okunola@yahoo.com

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  120. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 18:35

    Sooooo hilarious...marybellove@gmail.com

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  121. Unknown28 July 2014 at 18:36

    What a funny question.That is good

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  122. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 18:38

    Oh boy see questions oh!!!!........total disrespect but funny.......gwaxxy19@gmail.com

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  123. Unknown28 July 2014 at 18:41

    Okay. Julietdike16@yahoo.com

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  124. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 18:57

    Very funny ndibaby33@yahoo.com

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  125. otevee28 July 2014 at 19:01

    Lol God abeg ooooooo.funny peeps

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  126. captain prech28 July 2014 at 19:08

    Hahahahahha
    Preciousbokilo@yahoo.com

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  127. Okoro28 July 2014 at 19:10

    Lol..playing against moses!! Ahn han

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  128. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 19:33

    Ok, so funnny. alexmorris066@gmail.com

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  129. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 19:38

    LOLZ. chidikwarosemary@gmail.com

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  130. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 20:22

    not funny to me though...chemicalx52003@yahoo.com

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  131. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 20:23

    Crazily creative! Look how they turned his temple (IG) into a DEN of clowns! Lol. Hope he doesn't drive them with a WHIP! MB.C. DORIS

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  132. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 20:44

    Unserious ppl like naija. Dey joke abt evrytin....beckynicks13@gmail.com

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  133. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 21:29

    Funny indeed. Sandypees@yahoo.com

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  134. Tobi28 July 2014 at 21:56

    This was expected ismailtobi@gmail.com

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  135. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 22:06

    So funny

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  136. Anonymous28 July 2014 at 22:29

    fools Rap_general44@yahoo.com

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  137. Christina typearls28 July 2014 at 22:44

    i laff out in yoruba. hehehe

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  138. Oma28 July 2014 at 23:04

    LOL, sylvie23385@yahoo.com

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  139. Petite Diva28 July 2014 at 23:32

    The name Jesus in south america is pronounced he suss so why are people acting up. Anyways the boy is super cute.... Does he have an instagram i.d...lol

    Http://journalofapetitediva.blogspot.com

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  140. Anonymous29 July 2014 at 04:52

    lol.crazy people..patoswife@gmail.com

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  141. Shanding2k2...29 July 2014 at 07:13

    They are purely on their own. joke about everything is no joke

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  142. Shanding2k2...29 July 2014 at 07:15

    Joke about everything is no joke but blasphemy. isaacshandy@yahoo.com

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  143. Anonymous29 July 2014 at 09:27

    is his name really Jesus? white have very good sense of humor though. nancye20@yahoo.com

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  144. Anonymous29 July 2014 at 09:57

    Lmao. timothyobeisun@yahoo.com

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  145. Unknown29 July 2014 at 18:01

    k_deeva@yahoo.com

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  146. Unknown30 July 2014 at 09:10

    dis is hilarious hehehehehehehe, bt are dey not indirectly questioning God?. Biko why r pple still dropping dere email account I thought lin Lin said only last Monday of the month

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  147. Unknown30 July 2014 at 10:02

    just checking the rest on Google. holy crap

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  148. Rose Awusa30 July 2014 at 11:27

    hilarious.............ruzystone@yahoo.com

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