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Friday, 6 June 2014

17yr boy shares texts between himself & his cheating ex. Hilarious!

Y'all need to read this. It's the funniest thing I've read in a while. 17 year old Kane Zipperman from Georgia (pictured above) posted a hilarious text exchange between himself and his ex-girlfriend on Twitter. The girl cheated on him with his best friend and Kane decided to get back at her by sharing the hilarious texts that included witty insults and internet memes. It is too funny! See it after the cut..




159 comments:

  1. 5thb to comment.... hehehhehehe oya lemme go back and read the content of the text

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    1. Ok now this is one funny shit!!!!!! Hahahahahahhaha

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    2. I know right. Funny AF!!! Loool.

      That the weird thing with cheating exes. They think they can just say a lame sorry and things will be the same after hurting u. Bye cheating babe.

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    3. Very funny! I love d dude

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    4. I just wanna marry dis guy he's d funniest thing I've seen in a long time lmao d girl is just 1 mumu of d century... That warri girl

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    5. Chaiiiiiiiiiiii Kane, Diaris Godoooooooo. ROTFLMAO...........

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  2. Ah ah! It's nt real now. Which time did he have to look for the pictures and then reply

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    1. Mumu u think say Na naija Internet dem dey use wen u have instagram n twitter accounts u come across a lot of those n u save em

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    2. Mumu u think say Na naija Internet dem dey use wen u have instagram n twitter accounts u come across a lot of those n u save em

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    1. Not even funny nt to talk of hilarious lin.......nt evn close..

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    2. My thoughts exactly. Mayb we should humiliate every guy that cheats by insulting him n showing it 2 the world? But well she cheated. I can never support a cheat whether male or female but aleast she's sorry, thnk Gawd cos most people won't be and I like the guy he is childish bt kinda funny n takes cheating seriously so prolly won't cheat I hope :D ----C21

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    3. Hello whore,,,,,,,,the guy is referring to peepz lyk u!!!!!!

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    4. I guess I met ur ma in line of duty.

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    5. Buhahahahahaha.
      Nice come back Ijeoma

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    6. Anon june6 2:09 u must be a fool. Nice comeback Ij

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  4. Murder ur family don't text me again!!!! Lmao.. Madt



    #Pesty

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  5. Mtchewwww, na today. Abeg Linda tell us anoda gist abeg, Linda Unilag is upside down now, even with dis heavy rain student dey protest. Linda Oya more gist on dis.

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  6. Hehehehehe this dude is a broda. He is so real.
    Waat! "you can never find someone like me" exactly that's what am hoping for"
    Damn I just copied many lines.
    He deserves a hug,love his spirit.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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    1. They are Stale old lines! R u for real Bonario, shows ur level of exposure if u happen to tell me tht dis is d 1st time u r hearing dis lines.

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    2. Hilarious teen. Love his replies

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  7. Hehehe! What a way of treating someone like shit from a bad diarrhea! Well, looks fake and planned though.

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    1. Yay, Prince charming is back. I don miss u tire o. Where u enter?

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    2. I think nigga was texting himself, looks rather too fake

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  8. Lmao!dis guy go finish me wit laugh,stupid answers all d way...'No am on pugs','I wanna do bad tins to u.like what? Murder ur family'lolz

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  9. Hahahahaha. I love the last part where he said I wanna do something bad to and she asked what and he said like murder your family. Lmao

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    1. If the guy wasn't sure that she was a lose girl before, her response sealed it, the girl is just a freak and didn't realise if not they should have stopped as lovers nothing more

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  10. The guy is hurt. But those replies were damn funny. Lmao




    CoolDiva speaks!

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  11. Not funny any way.

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    1. My Tot exactly not funny at all


      And Who Approves Linda

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  12. Very hilarous indeed,and the young man is quite intelligent...............pretty T

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  13. Oyindamola Tella6 June 2014 at 11:46

    Lwkmd

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  14. I hate women with passion.

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  15. Now this is hilarious ! Can't stop laughing

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  16. This may sound funny, but looking at it critically, u'll know that guy is second to the devil. how can u hate someone so much? u wanna murder? these white kids are demons

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    1. wow! trust somebody to take it literally!

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    2. Mrs. Humanitarian put ur self in his shoes

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    3. Bitch its obvious u dnt get it so try shuttin d fuck up.....go deal wit Nigerian demons

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  17. This was epic, it had being trendy on a meme account for a while now thought it was just one of those things till I read the full story on daily mail yesterday. Had to save the message to look at it when I want to laugh.

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  18. lee ochi leem (LOL) na mehn dis guy harsh ooh. but that serves the babe right as she is not contented with what she has.



    via official intercom

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  19. Lmao,d guy really did make her seem dumb! Smh.
    Shygal

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  20. Soroye Sowemimo-Coker6 June 2014 at 11:54

    this guy is one of the original kings of comedy...lool too funny

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  21. nice one guy....serves her rite.so u knw u cant find anoda lik him and u cheaated on his bestfrnd....Ash*******wo

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  22. LMAO too... too...funny i cant stop laughing. Bitch Move on!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  23. LMAO too... too...funny i cant stop laughing. Bitch Move on!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  24. hahahahaahhahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahaa i cant stop laughing i wish i can do this to my porky ex but he is not worth just dumbed his ass and moved on without notification. hahahahaha

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  25. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Hahahahahahaha.... I wish i knew this dude personally i will give him a big handshake... Fuck, this is so hillarious.... Seriously this dude need grammy for this..
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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    1. All ds pple murdering english like its a do or die affair ENGLISH HARD" pls if u cnt Speak nor Write proper english abeg use pidgin dts understandable.
      Linda if u like,don't publish my post.

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  26. This really cracked me up!! Bad boy Kane c'mon stop being like this ( obviously a kid). She sound sober and honest though..like she doesn't want to lose him. Eeya, feel for you girl

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    1. Pls define honesty.

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    2. Bla Bla Bla.. dumb! dumber! Dumbest! You want the definition of honesty..go use a dictionary then read the chats in the picture again.

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  27. bad man init? Looooool

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  28. bad man init? Looooool

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  29. bad man init? Looooool

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  30. Great one,Thanks for sharing valueable Information:

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  31. This fool ryt here is a boss! Dts d way yu do it 😝

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  32. This fool ryt here is a boss! Dts d way yu do it 😝

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  33. Lol..This is just so funny

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  34. Lmao!..His replies were epic
    www.flayvour360.com

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  35. Lmao!..His replies were epic
    www.flayvour360.com

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    1. Me no see anyfin funny here jare, immaturity al dah waaaaayyy!!!

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    2. you obviously lack sense of humour soshut the fuck up and take a seat.

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  36. omg! loving dis, dis guy is just like me, wen it comes to replying sm1 dt hurt me, go boy!!!

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  37. wow.....i love this pieces of shit..

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  38. Hahahaha @ Jesus take the wheel... how could she cheat on someone soo cool. #singing Kane I want u Naaaa Naaaa, drunk in lurrvvvvvvv

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  39. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...Break Up of Life! I will def teach my kids to defend themselves and protect their hearts this way once they approach teen age and ready to date! cos it aint worth it!!

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  40. Hehehehe. . D gal wil b soo humiliated. . D guy wuldnt av posted dat.. hes mean oo

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  41. Damn!!! The guy is so witty. That's just how to handle things like these.

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  42. his a rudeboy with a good sense of reasoning.most girls r so unfaithful

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  43. All ds pikin sef, 17yr olds doing adult things. MM

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  44. CHaiiiii..... Dat guy is mean.

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  45. ♠ V•!•©•T•O•R•!•O•U•$ ♣6 June 2014 at 12:05

    Not tooo funny tho.... Just tha she deserves worse! It ain nuttn cut tha bitch off.

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  46. hohoho.....i lyk dis guy. hate us more lqsting dan dislike jor.....nattylogy kwuru ya

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  47. that guy is a real psycho lol i so love his response

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  48. The guy is Bonario Nnags

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  49. looooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg!!!! this dude's crayy!

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  50. Hahahahahahaahaha ds is hillarious

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  51. Hahahahaa this guy is wicked. Lollx

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  52. Lol. He doesn't mince words. If the situation were reversed and he had cheated on her, she'd be attacking the other woman. As a man, he's directed his resentments at her, dumped her, humiliated her and aint looking back.

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  53. I really love this dude but no homo.

    TheOjukwu - Just Commenting!!!

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  54. Ohmine..... ROTFL* *ROTFL JEEZ DS UY IS HILARIOUS... wen d girl hrd i wanna murder ur family,, she pick race.....

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  55. Lmao...crazy guy

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  56. You just an idiot , Stupid Black man , the girl in question is even on twitter you dummy .

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  57. I can't view it; its soo tiny....... Buh na real small boy.

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  58. Hahahahaha... Replies on point! *Flora*

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  59. looooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg!!!! this dude's crayy!

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  60. Dude is not angry atal. Super cool reply for a kid that is not angry.

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  61. "Jesus take the wheel " got me rolling

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  62. Very intelligent boy ... thats what a cheat like her deserves

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  63. DIS IS EPIC...BWAAAHAHAHAHA

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  64. Hahahahahhahah I love dis guy.

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  65. I love this guy. Women are all the same when you catch them cheating. In my case, we had this sort of chat and then I forwarded it to the mum and sister so they know cos I was close to her family and she's got a kid for me (or someone). Guys, up ur game, too many women are getting bitchier than ever. If a girl humiliates you, make sure she gets what she asked for.

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    1. Get a paternity test for her child, if she is saying it's yours it's seemly means your more well off than the other guy(s) she was sleeping with. Once you finish school just no that ur not a small boy again, take every precaution if you must have premarital sex if not anything that happens to her you go use your head carry am

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  66. Lolz..I love this dude for World Peace!...
    Hehehehehehehehe...He's witty.

    *Nita Briggz*

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  67. @adaeze if its true that you hate women with passion …tell God to remove women affairs from your Life. Maybe u will realise wat a gift women are to this beautyiful world. #_just saying#

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  68. D boy is an a*s nd d babe is a fool fr allowin dat di*k head 2 insult her dat way..... She fuckd his bestfrd so bloody wat?mayb his banana is too small fr her nd she dd d mistake of bangin his frd...... If dat boi is ma broda I wil beat em up fr insultn her dat much. If na man fuck,woman go 4gv bt if na woman dia stupid ego no go let dem 4gv.

    ~@iamJbankz Olamide's PA~

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    1. Your right, the girl has no respect for the boy or herself and it shows in her choice of cheating partner and her method of apology
      She should have sent him a single message saying that she' s sorry, that she hopes that he can forgive her one day and wish him all the best, case closed
      In my opinion men are more loving and forgiving than women, for him to react this way, her cheating on him with his so called best friend was just the straw that broke the camels back, I'm sure he has taken a lot of non sense from her, I'm sure he his a door mat that is why he is over lashing out
      A lot of times when a woman says a guy is so nice and different from other guys is because he never tells her no and let's her do whatever she pleases even if it displeased him hence the lack of respect she had for him

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    2. u are just a dumb fuck,pls sht the fuck up and take a seat.

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  69. Can't stop laughing...hahahahhahahha

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  70. coool.. i like dat guy.. nice one kane.. dey deserve worse.. women

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  71. This dosnt really sound like white kids I know...if they played a Naija American it would hav looked real...nice reactions anyways.

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  72. Hahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahhaahahahaha dis guy is mean mehn *cleans tears*

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  73. Murder your family! LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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  74. Roflmaooooo....Damn Hilarious.....Funny dude !!! I like him though.....Lindodo Bikonu post my comment Okwa ???? Tnx

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  75. Even before I read it I knew it wont be funny. Oyibo jokes can be dry ehhh. A 17 year old, I didnt expect much tho. BTW I hate it when someone thinks he/she is indispensable and say things like you will never find someone like me grrrrr*****. Take seat joor who you be sef.

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  76. Very witty guy. Its a good decision not to take her back, you cannot fully trust her. Cheating with my best friend? Damn!
    But pasting the chat on social network? That's a mean revenge.

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  77. lol....hahahaha gat me laffin in chinese wen she said"....u wil neva find som1 me" n he "...hopin on dat"..na wa oo if na nija nw d guy wil finish d gal face wiz blow cos sy she cheat on am

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  78. some girlz are siding the girl callin d guy a small boi..i want to say those girlz are more of a fool dan d boi...the girl was great in his replies y call him fool cos he said those thing to ur fellow girl not looking at wat d girl did...cheating wit his best friend..tell me is dat send forgivable.... lol stil loving dis guy

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  79. @Bonario... me no know why; but all ur comments are always on point. LIB, u should have a way we could reply to comments by other readers.. big ups to Bonario...

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  80. People say dis guy is a kid...angry....but I say he is the most matured 17 yr old I have seen lately!!
    The girl is d stupid one! She cheated on him with d best friend and she expects him to quickly turn around and take her back?
    She is a real joke!!

    I enjoyed the conversations!! Weldone boy!

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  81. Hahahahaahhaha so so hilarious. She's just a b * * * ch

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  82. Hmmmm dat a nice one very funny

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  83. This shit is hilarious. The guy really knows how to reply. Shit.

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  85. lmaooooo. this is so funny, cant stop laughing, bt i believe d boy did this intentionally in order to share it nd make d girl feel bad.

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  86. Dude after my own heart! This is how all sluts, cheats, runs girls should be treated! You can not make a hoe a house wife! #FACTOFLIFE

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  87. Lol. Guys just HATE when their girls cheat on them. They can't take what they dish out. Lol

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    1. Two wrongs don't make a right but when men cheat, is for their person pleasure like masturbating in the shower, nobody has to know and nobody gets hurt but when a woman cheats, it seems that she derives pleasure from humiliating her man by cheating on him with people that know him very well like his colleagues, his house mate, his best friend, his boss, his driver, her lady friends etc and this people look at him funny on a daily basis and while she cheating, she's probably telling them what they are doing that their man is not doing, what they have in abundance that her man is lacking etc
      Then on the 7th day when she is caught she expects forgiveness?

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  88. badtttttt...ds niggur is a true blahd..whayasay???(in patoranking's voice)

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  89. lmao. this dude is super cool

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  90. Check more on www.johnkesocheja.blogspot.com is the youngest blogger in Nigeria right now

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  91. lmao. this dude is super cool

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  92. i wish i had dat kinda h@ even as a 21 yrs old dude,i wld have come out better and stronger...dis is mean i knw but am all for,if he/she hurts u,let him/her go without allowing him/her break it again...2nd chances r over-rated...u screw me with my bestie n u call me a dick,a-hole,douche 4 not wanting u back,i wonder den if i'd find d right word 4 u...yeye foul

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  93. This dude is soo funny. "Jesus take the wheels. Did u just quote Hitler". Had a very similar experience, buh never wished to murder her or her family. Dude she's a girlfriend, not a wife. There r very few nice guys n gals. Whatever part of the fence u fall, if u find one, u shud hold em tight else u gone regret the rest of ur life for letting them slip past u.

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  94. Oh God i love dis guy.

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  95. It was just one guy......It was just one tweet. Well, mayb more than one.lmao

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  96. so hilarious
    very funny



    BORN TO SHINE!!!

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  97. Gosh! I love this dude! The girl is so desperately stupid. His "it was just one tweet" got me so cracked up. Nice one, Linda.

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  98. Hopefully someone doesn't murder her family tho. In America na him dem go first arrest.

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  99. I honestly dont know what hoes be thinking of cheating on a dude with his bestfriend (of all dudes to cheat with) and then expecting said bf to be cool with it...y'all be real..this 17yr old is SMACK ON POINT! bloody hypocrites!

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  100. Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  101. Fuck all cheating men. Its very normal for a guy to cheat but abnormal for a lady to cheat. Babes pls move on nd leave ds asshole with a small Dick alone

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  102. This guy is a genius.....


    XDON D DON

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  103. Hehehe! Pls don't murder her family o!

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  104. Hahahahahahahahaha..I love this dude... I swear that guy must be my brother in another planet.

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  105. Ha! The guy finally learnt game but too late. Not bad though, this will teach her well...

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  106. LOL....hilarious.

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  107. I don't think any girl that is up 16 year will keep sending text even when you knew he is playing you and even exposed everything.
    I will say that the "boy" is a lonely JACKASS trying to feel a little bit wanted,"if" this will prevent him from taking his life like the other guy did pls let him go ahead and feel wanted while making some other boys like him happy/fun as far as there was not a girl truly involved.

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  108. Murder ur family don't text me again!!!! Lmao.. Lwkmd

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  109. Hilarious. I think all u guyzs getn so excited nd calling women cheats are plain stupid nd myopic.men are dogs evn u guyz knw u are.njoy d humour nd dt b stupid abt it

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  110. lmao, d gal will kill d guy on seeing him am damn sure

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  111. There is nothing hilarious about it. He is a disturbed teenager with serious personality possibly psychiatric issues. The girl should move on and never look back.

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  112. Lol... chimoooooooo d guy is so funny.. lol perfect answers to stupid questions

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  113. lmao....! this is bloody hilarious...dont say its not real,my friends n i actually text or dm like that...but no really,he shl be my best friend :")))

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