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Thursday, 23 January 2014

Hilarious! Drunk Manchester United fan calls police to report (listen)

This is absolutely hilarious. A drunk fan called the police to report Manchester United's 'crime' after losing the league cup semi final last night. Listen to the phone call above...too funny!! Lol

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  1. Lol so so funny


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    1. Singing in Ron.Kenoly,s Voice: It is a Funny to.see such Fun to See DEVIL Looose

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    2. The heartbreak Man Utd is causing its fans is just appalling~take heart y'll.

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    3. funny, 'this is not the police matter'. I love the politeness in the response of the agent. Lol! Whites are too emotional.



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    4. I don't get? What was he saying???

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    5. Help me ask her. It's ur type that are embarrassing naija graduates.

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    6. The crime is that Manchester United was knackered!!! Oh my Days!!! Hehehehehe

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    1. The lady is soo patient to the drukard! Lmao!

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  3. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, 9JA PEOPLE WITH THEIR 999 MATTER.

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  4. Hahahahahahhaha I can't deal but Man U shaaa

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  5. see wetin soccer turn person to..what a pity..so funny.

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  6. See what Moyes and his clueless staff is causing.. Hey dude! Help yourself before you die of heart break #blueblood #Mr Lucky

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  7. Manchester United Will keep sinking without a trace.....Juan Mata Cannot Be your Mesut Ozil :p

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    1. Pls leave us alone. MAN U 4 life .

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    2. Yes ooo. Man U rocks... This set-back is very temporary!

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    3. Kip deceiving ursef!

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  8. Hahahahaha.. If I were drunk last nyt, I wud hv dne same 2, dz guys r irritatin

    SKEGGS

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  9. This dude Don finish, M UTD are absolutely knackered lol
    Blitzing!!!!!

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  10. This dude Don finish, M UTD are absolutely knackered lol
    Blitzing!!!!!

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  11. Hahahahahahahahahah can't stop laughing

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  12. Nothin funny here... Just someone making a fool of himself

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  13. They are all ManUtd Enemy...it's a matter of hating success..We are still Utd...Up Manutd


    Debrain!

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  14. 999 has suffered.

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  15. lol. i pity man u fans sha

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  16. Leanda eye wee nort plai weet yhu haygain! Eye have bin komenteen seence bort yhu dunt phosts mar koments! #Not fair o....

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    1. see comment way tire me!

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  17. ''can you call me back then?'' haha

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  18. Hahaahaaaaaaha eyah you can literally hear the bitterness from the guys voice so unfotunate 4 manutd this season so far Moyes is the worst signing they have ever done, but its a cross they all have 2 carry #Trueblue

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  19. Wit d rate dt man u is going dwn, I hope de discover crude oil lol

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  20. Lol Man U fans neva see anytin until they fall off in the next season too.In Arsen Wenger we trust.Up Arsenal

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    1. Mind u, Arsenal aint winning shit dis season. The EPL is for Chelsea and Man City to fight for.

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  21. Omg...cnt just stop laughing

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  22. Lolz omo man.u don suffer ₪☺ be small

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  23. @Bonita, I hope you realise you have not won anything yet. We are in transition and will DEFINITELY be back. Forever United!

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  24. But honestly it's a 999 matter. I'm sick and tired of Man U results in recent time, that doesn't mean I will port to lesser clubs like Chelsea or Arsenal. Man U 4life

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  25. Drunken not drunk

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  26. Nothing really serious here just a fan strategy to pull man u fans on the mud,but if its true, the drunk man on 999 line and his man u club may have them selves to blem.prince.

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  27. Very very funny!!!

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  28. Hehehehehe... Very funnu

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  29. Dies of laughter * *. ... Hehehehe

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  30. I no blame the guy! We don suffer abeg! Not easy being a Man United fan these days

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  31. Drunk British ppl could crack ny1 up! Lmfao!

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  32. lololololololololololz

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  33. Haven't seen d link to d phone call oooh linda ogini kwa? #ᵐʸ ˡᶤᶠᵉ ᵐʸ ʳᵘˡᵉˢ ͂ ̷̐ ̈́ ̈́dazzlingAk#

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  34. We live to fight another day. .....we shall rise again. ...United forever. ..

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    1. Buhehehehehehe....U̶̲̥̅̊ wish! Ūя̲̅ bad mouthed n proud fans brought dis on y'all

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  35. I feel for us(man u fans),moyes is making a joke of us

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  36. The guy is in a psycological kinkunkrakun, he needs some quality rest. Mata in the Matter, utd ll wake up.

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  37. The police is truly your friend over there

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  38. Can't blame the dude. Desperate time calls for desperate measures. Maybe I should also Nigerian Police to report the power holding company.

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  39. Moyes just brought United down this season. Well, We hope to rise again.

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    1. Moyes hasnt brought anyone down. Its the players dat r pulling demselves down. Afterall Moyes isnt yhe one playing on the pitch. He hasnt got the personality of Sir Alex and dat isnt his fault. Sir Alex's Aura still permeates Old Trafford And until it fades completely, Moyes may not be able to much. Better coaches fan Moyes will have the same problem he is having now. Besides Sir Alex left behind an aged defence line and aged midfield so Moyes needs to rebuild the team around Mata. Moyes will definitely do well. No doubts about dat.

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  40. 999 dispatcher should have dropped phone long ago. He should be fine for using 999 on ridiculous matter blocking calls for real issues. It us only a game

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  41. Gunners for life,I never really liked man u,I enjoy seeing dem lose gan.ehn ehn aunty linda e b lyk say I do u bad b4 abi?u ve never posted ma comment...tarrrrrr#kinmono

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  42. lmao. crazy dude

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  43. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....heheheh see what MOYES has turn a sorry drunken fan to.... Knckered team #CHELSEA#

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  44. LMAO.... I swear linda, i still love manu no mata wat happens to dem...Gosh dis guy is funny.

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  45. When we fall, we shall rise again and u all enemies will be ashamed.
    HAYJAY SAYs SO VIA TECNO

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  46. Abeg I no con fit laff faint lol. The police should respect the fan's talk n act accordingly, Man U has so affected their fan this season n its something one shake head for.

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  47. You should not be promoting this kind of FOOLISH behaviour Linda. He called the emergency line for a STUPID reason.
    There might be someone else in actual need of emergency assistance who cant reach the police because of this IDIOT. I did not find this funny; instead, I found this annoying and INCONSIDERATE.

    With this sort of media outlet which you control, I feel you have a responsibility not to promote this kind of IDIOTIC behaviour.

    Anyway, my rant is over now.

    PS. And everytime I post these sorts of honest comments you never post them. Well, I know you at least read them so thats fine by me.

    Now rant is actually over!

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    1. You are a nicompoo! Really u r. So therefore go buy yourself a sense of humor u sad soul!!! Because 999 has only one phone abi? Idiot

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    2. @realist,the only reality's that you need a \__ and half a pint |_| of freshly peed pee

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  48. You should not be promoting this kind of FOOLISH behaviour Linda. He called the emergency line for a STUPID reason.
    There might be someone else in actual need of emergency assistance who cant reach the police because of this IDIOT. I did not find this funny; instead, I found this annoying and INCONSIDERATE.

    With this sort of media outlet which you control, I feel you have a responsibility not to promote this kind of IDIOTIC behaviour.

    Anyway, my rant is over now.

    PS. And everytime I post these sorts of honest comments you never post them. Well, I know you at least read them so thats fine by me.

    Now rant is actually over!

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  49. You should not be promoting this kind of FOOLISH behaviour Linda. He called the emergency line for a STUPID reason.
    There might be someone else in actual need of emergency assistance who cant reach the police because of this IDIOT. I did not find this funny; instead, I found this annoying and INCONSIDERATE.

    With this sort of media outlet which you control, I feel you have a responsibility not to promote this kind of IDIOTIC behaviour.

    Anyway, my rant is over now.

    PS. And everytime I post these sorts of honest comments you never post them. Well, I know you at least read them so thats fine by me.

    Now rant is actually over!

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  50. Hehehe, this is serious o. A Very funny fan he must be.

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  51. A frustrated fan. It hurts to see ur darling team fall so bad and is not able to get up strong again. Anyways its a passing phase for ManU. We'll surely surmount this problem. In Moyes we trust. ManU 4 Life.

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  52. Manshit are finished,dey shuld b fighting 4 Europa league space not top 4,cos Liverpool will not even give dem space 4 dat,even Europa league is not 2 sure 4 dem,cos Everton,Tottenham n Newcatle are also very despirate,so Manshit shuld just b careful of being relegated dis season n now dey are hapi dat my Mata will come n help dem,i pity u guys cos nofin 4 u dis season....i am d queen of chelsea,blue is d colour,n once a blue forever a blue!!!!!!

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  53. I JUST HOPE ARSENAL FANS ARE NOT AMONG THOSE SAYING THAT. AND EVEN CHELSEA SELF BECAUSE MAN U STILL BEATS THOSE CLUBS IN GREAT PERFORMANCES... ARSENAL NA WORSE... U WILL KEEP SMELLING THE CUP BUH YOU WILL NEVA WIN IT IN JESUS NAME... INCLUDING CHELSEA

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  54. @TheRealist, I find this amusing and the fact u dont doesnt mean u should try to spoil the fun in it

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  55. MAN U has no become a JOKE ! Sorry!

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  56. Hahahahaha. laf wan kill me here ooo. This man actually called 911 that he wants to speak with Alex Ferguson. In addition, he even said that the crime he wants to report is that " MANCHESTER UNITED IS NOTHING". That's quite interesting, good to know that you MAN U fans have discovered that "MANCHESTER UNITED IS TRULY NOTHING" and i mean, NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  57. Wah a very funny dude

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  58. "The crime is that Manchester United was completely knackered". Lmfao

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