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Sunday 25 August 2013

Tweet of the day - Davido's advice to women

 'Word on marble!'

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  1. Bia Linda,shey dis 1 na Advice?
    Leave small pikin make he go play with sand jare

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    1. Kikikikikikikikikiki! See wickedness o

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    2. Anon 7.40, you hit women?? Disgusting! Find a man your match!

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    3. Hit female ke!!!
      I don't hit 'em.
      I'm jst saying.
      Buh wetin small pikin knw about relationship? Nada mehn

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    4. @Anon 7.40 u no sabi tlk

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    5. Jeeeez!!!!!!laff wan tear my belle.LWTMB!Advise no bad ooo! But Children now don know wetin be woman.#no hater#

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  2. My dear that is the truth no negotiation. No excuse no explanation.

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  3. so right. And vice versa: ladies dont hit ur man with your tongues

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    1. This is so right. Most ladies do this. Thanks for ds advice. Its d best ive heard in a long while. It is just d right words for me now. I decide to stop hitting my man with my tongue from now on. God help me

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    2. Loook @tis fool dat came to vertigo @elegushi after drinking e refused 2pay + e almost faught by smashing bottles telling d owner dat e shld be happy dat e came to his bar! E refused 2pay #DAvido is wasted

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    3. @Emi pls stop...God will help u!!!my surposed girlfriend needs same deliverance...her tongue is like blade...it cuts tru my skin...so temptin to wanna raise my hands @her!!!i don tire for dat girl walahi...God help us all!

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    4. There are so many ways to purnish a woman without touching her.

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    5. True! I dnt knw whc is worse verbal or physical abuse? God my bf has d vilest tongue on earth.

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    1. Nicely said Davido, infact any man dt hits his woman is a dickless coward.

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  5. From what He is saying, it means if a man does hit a woman, its because she let him.
    I am sure He didn't mean it as such.
    So Davido go back to school

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    1. Is all well with you? You need more education as you've just shown. You go back to nursery classes.

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    2. Wat is this Mugu blabbing?

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  6. Hypocrite.. I rememba d story of d lady he reportedly beat up and the cab man too.

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    1. Where u dere? Signed:#QUEENTY#

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    2. Gbam!!!! Funny that he should be giving ladies advice concerning a crime he's guilty of.. He should work on his anger issues first..

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  7. Nyc 1,wt hs gotten into u ds boi abi ur drugs wey doctor prescribe don finish ni.lolzzZzz

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  8. Thats a nice advice, bt worst is girls nw love the man that hits thm most. Charles da virus say so frm experince hv encontered with wht happing though i hvnt raise my hand n will never do so.

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  9. True that.
    Real men don't hit women.
    They beat that #$*:+ up!

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    1. Lmao........

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    2. He doesn't hit women and he's the first to fall asleep that makes him?

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  10. On point boy.MAMA TEE

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  11. #word

    ~D great anonymous!

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  12. Dats all
    looolz dunno why,but I find this tweet funny.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310

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    1. Its not a tweet, its a msg.

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  13. WORD!! I hope he keeps in line to his advice too, because with all his show of cockiness and all it can prove otherwise.

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    1. This boastful Davido seems to be the beating type,I dont believe all this his fake words

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    2. hardly make comments here but I am of the view that prince charming or whatever needless accolades he deems fit to bestow on himself, needs to be checked and corrected once in a while. Your verbosity shouldn't be characterised by your addictive lifting off the dictionary. I can confidently say that he gbagauned in his comment. I have seen various other gbagauns in his previous comments but didn't think it worthy of wasting time on.'I hope he keeps in line to his comment' is wrong by the way. The correct sentence u ought to have used contextually is 'I hope he keeps in line with his comment'. But I guess your dogmatically ignorant followers are too scared of your pointless and infamous bashing, to have enough nerve to correct you. Grow up and reduce your your proclivity for pointless castigations and rantings when corrected. That way,u get to learn more. Please feel free to make an attempt at bashing me for correcting u.

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    3. All his advice na wash!!!!! Isn't this the same Davido that beat up a taxi driver dat came to drop a girl that came to check on him and when he was beating the girl and the taxi driver came to help her he and his bodyguards beat him too? Davido shut up boy! We know ur type

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    4. Tola bello- what's gbagaun? Gbagauned?? #justwondering...

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    5. @Tola Anonymous; Awwwwww! You had the time to write this epistle all for me? Wow! I am really important to you then. I never knew I had people who follow my every move and analyse me like I am a celebrity to them!

      PS: I never said... "I hope he keeps in line to his 'comment'" (Let's keep to little details here since you like it) Except you got your head in your ass that you saw it that way! And then Mr/Mrs Grammar guru who forgot to state your reasons how I "gbagauned" here.

      So funny how people like you pay precise detail to English used in comments to find errors and yet still complain that someone is "blowing grammar." How pathetic!

      Why not free yourself from the cowardice of anonymous that you are hiding under so we can asses your English too in subsequent comments.

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    6. Tola jst killed prince ooo!!! Chai *covers face* prince no even fit reply dis 1!!!! Hahahaha!!! Sorry ehn

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    7. Tolla belo u know u are an idiot right? 1st of all,is this place an English exam that u would b keeping tabs on peoples use of words this deeply? 2ndly,why are u using big words to attack PC and still complaining that he uses big words? 3rdly,shut up because u sound so dumb already, u can never be like Prince charming and datz y u are pained about it

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    8. Gbam @ tola bello. U took that right out of my mouth. This PC should take a seat already. He bores me silly

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    9. Gheeeen geeeeehnn!!! Oya prince charming fire him back with ur own grammar . Lol

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    10. I read the way prince charming bashed the lady in the ini edo post.it was rude and uncalled for. To me,he thinks he is all knowing. Spoilt pompous dude who thinks he knows it all.

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    11. @ anon 9.18,dude,what part of the planet are u from? Ever used or heard of twitter? Ewu gambia

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    12. Tola bello,gurl,I love the way u play with words. E show say them no waste ur school fees. Lol. U go gurl

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    13. Tola are you this jobless? I cant believe this,you have now taken the job of correcting peoples english composition on lindas blog? Nigerians shock me,u represent joblessness of the highest order,keep it up

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    14. @ anon 9.18,dude,what part of the planet are u from? Ever used or heard of twitter? Ewu gambia

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    15. Gheeeen geeeeehnn!!! Oya prince charming fire him back with ur own grammar . Lol

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    16. Gbam @ tola bello. U took that right out of my mouth. This PC should take a seat already. He bores me silly

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    17. Prince Charming i envy u o...see the kind of attention you pull here,i come here and its all about you,see all the long story that Ode called Tolla wrote for u all in d quest that he is correcting u.

      *Twizzy*

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    18. Nice One Tola, this PC is so freaking obnoxious, why would someone have time 2 comment on every damn post, the most irritating on is the fact that he always makes the 1st 10 comments!then the fact that he comes back 2 reply every comment shows how childish he is.Godforbid!!!

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    19. Tola bello- watin happen na, y is ur grammer too cumbersome. Don't kill people ooooo. isokay

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    20. #Tolla...you are here forming you know how to use big words too and still castigating someone that he uses big english,so wots d meaning of that?

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    21. Tola Bello, u r too nice. The guy just dey yarn nonsense and talk rubbish.

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    22. Nice one tola bello. By the way,I love ur eloquence. That PC is one of the biggest fools ever to walk the face of this planet. Jobless idiot

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    23. As a matter of fact,pc is always gbagauning but because there are too many gullible and ignorant illitrates here(its sad to be an in illitrate,worse to be ignorant and terrible to be both),only very few people have been able to point out the stupidity in his 'always' useless comments..thanks Tola Bello.
      'I case my rest'

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    24. @ prince charming,I am not in any way surprised.ur usual outburst ur insecurity when corrected stinks from afar. Trust me,your use of english language is usually faulty. U are a big fool for insulting people who correct you. Am sorry for whichever girl gets stuck up with a nincompoop like you. You shun exactitude,you get intimidated by other people's coherence,u are essentially authoritarian,addictively insolent and see the innocent corrections as signs of impudence and disrespect. Fuck off and get a job you nitwit

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    25. Shit just hit the fan for pc..Tola Bello I'm with you on this one..there's a clear difference between someone who looks at the dictionary to post comments and someone who does from his brain.kijipa o kin se awo..I case my rest

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    26. What you gona do when shit hits the fan,are you gona stand and fight like a man,or ul be as hard as you say you are,are you gona run and go get your dictionary?????
      It haff be for pc,uv met your match..

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    27. WTF!.. @Tola Bello. What brought about this vituperative statements here. My bb contact is just longer than ur IQs. Both of u are phucked!!!

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    28. Daaaaaaaaammmmmmnnn!!!! This tola bello is wicked . I laugh sotey I wan fall from chair

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  14. Good advice hope u too ll practice the same wen u get dre.

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  15. Okay do u want d 'k' fried or boiled... Davido plz take a /__ we af heard u, very rude boi!!u wey beat cab man! No fit beat woman abegiiie

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  16. Ladies listen and learn!

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  17. I knew dis young man has some sense...

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  18. Is dis coming 4rom davido...*suprised bb face*

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  19. go marry first

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  20. *word*drops mic#angystar

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  21. WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  22. Hmmm.. I hope u'l practice wa u teach! Cos all men @ thr prime age wuld nva dream of hitting a woman, till dey eventuali got married n went d oda way.

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  23. Vry true ma dear!

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  24. Does he needs to b an advocate of this b4 people know its WRONG 2 do so??? Abeg ds 1 no b news jor bt a reminder tho 4 those whose ears are blocked to knowing dis

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  25. Eziokwu and gaskiya

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  26. It can't work for me. I'm bossy its when he hits me that's when I behave. so he pampers me with gift and spend more time with me n its been working for us for the past 5yrs. I love ma booooooooo

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    1. You are of product of a troubled childhood. Please seak help.
      A psychologist is a good place to start.

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    2. You are possessed with Evil spirit!

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    3. You are possessed with Evil spirit!

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  27. Haba davido.... She shouldn't leave him like that as that won't b fair. She should find something like maybe a bottle and use on his head so as to correct what ever defect he has in his brain that is making him hit ladies b4 leaving. If not any oda gal he hit wil blame u 4 not correcting him. #osh

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  28. So obvious he has nothing to say,just want to b recognized! Fool! get some thing doing!

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  29. We already know that. Please say something more constructive and meaningful.

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  30. Davido... We all av heard of few of ur escapades. #cabman & mopol# are u sure u're sicere & u can't do it ursef?

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  31. ABEG WTF IS DIS TOLA BELLO?

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    1. Somehow bold Enough 2 challenge your mini god

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  32. I'm loving this right now. Stop domestic violence.

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  33. Prince charming, Tola Bello has just corrected you. Don't you have something to say in defense as usual? Thumbs up Tola.

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  34. Thanks DAV.,but that's wat its suppose to be.I think our women are cowards.sorry

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  35. Dats a gud advice bro.means u have stopped hittin them ladies coz I remember d story of him beatin a gal and her cab man.

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  36. From the same Davido who beat up the girl and asked his body guards to beat up the taxi driver?

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  37. He s right. The only difficult thing about wife or woman battery is dat first kick or shove or slap, d moment a man gets past that and u except a lame "sorry" then u can rest, assured dat he ll do it again or even worse .

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  38. I hope say dem Neva start to dey beat him sis for her husband house o! Ehn ehn

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  39. Tgirl Missperfect25 August 2013 at 22:36

    Davido I luv u for dis,my man was always hiting me I left him b/c of that,buh atimes I think of him cos I love him so much,am nt a party to domestic violence

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  40. True talk davido

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  41. Hmm dats nice ma boi,so wat abt d guys, wats ur advise for dem.dey shld go away wen their ladies misbehave shey!

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  42. That is wise talk from Davido! Please don't call him small pikin o bcos God has used him to talk to ladies who should have more sense but are still saddled in abusive relationships. Thanks Davido, this is true talk.

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  43. Truer words have never been spoken.

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  44. Dis is 2 all d haterz...y re u tackling d boy? He gave a simple advice, it's either u leave it or take it..Am sure u ve never given someone a piece of advice in ur lyf..gosh!!

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  45. @anonymous 8:41pm like are you forreal? this is exactly why men keep doing the same shit(hitting females cos of ladies like you) smdh

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  46. I no even knw say shikini brain remain 4 ur head Davido. U try sha

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  47. Yawnin......story of mongopark cming 4rm davido of all ppl,abeg linda is thr word of advice elsewhr???

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  48. Oro! Isokuso oro

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  49. You Nigerian men are confused. A representative of the male species says, leave after he has hit you. Another will say, it was just once and probably your own fault-stay.
    You want to leave and you have family members begging you not to go overboard by leaving but to stay and compare what the mother had received in the past and claim that it was the first and last time. There are ladies who wish to leave and don't, because they are often reminded of their age and asked where they wish to start again from. This issue of men beating women is nasty. But what can be done? Even the angelic boyfriend that vowed he'd never hit you or is against men who do it also suddenly change.

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  50. If dis is actually coming frm david then I think d new babe has got a good hold on him, and he hasn't been accused of anything lately. I hail d babe ooo!!

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  51. The girl that thinks its okay for her boyfriend to hit her before she is corrected, clearly has issues within herself. Your self esteem is so low and i feel for you. What if one day as he is hitting you, you die? Life will go on! He wont think twice about you! Thats 1. Number 2, what are u doing dating a guy that hits you for 5 years. Are so demoralized and blind that he's just using you! Both as his punching bag and as his tool! Lastly you are a woman and a priceless one at that don't get carried away by money and gifts because you are worth much more than that! Id suggest you go for counseling work on yourself first before MOVING ON!

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  52. tola bello hon igodomigodo
    better go pick a job wt uni
    with this asuu strike, am sure a lot of lecturers have relocated to south africa
    don waste ur talent on blogs;
    people who correct grammar on blogs annoys me
    you can put into good use your talent in grammar to help all those pry schools in ajegunle looking for teachers for their students

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  53. Who are there bitches insulting davido...he'l probably buy your whole fam...get a life its free for peeps like you stop hating abeg

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  54. Good one david

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  55. Tola Bello warisit?..No dey speak spoke dis kind grammar here abi ur mama na first lady ni?

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  56. Dis advice too wet abeg! Emmm... Linda no wayo o

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  57. Dis advice too wet abeg! Emmm... Linda no wayo o

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  58. Pc ur own don meet you today..'keeps in line to his words ko'..olodo rabata..you think its to take words from the dictionary and bombard the mumus here with them abi?there are linguists here bro..be careful,be very careful..

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  59. This is only a familiar advise which we all know. Maybe the fact that it's coming from Davido makes it surprising! It still pisses why most people just never make good comments or have something nice to ever say. Insulting people simply says a lot about u, how rational u are, ur confidence, bitterness in your mind and 24/7 angry with life...

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  60. Don't mind Davido he want more girls to like him fucking ass.

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  61. Lol, just take d advice ... nice one davido

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  62. is this really coming from Davido

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  63. i wanna believe he the advice is for him lol

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  64. i wanna believe the advice is for him lol even the devil wears prada

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  65. DAVIDO MAY BE SMALL BOY IN AGE BUT WISDOM IS NOT A THING OF ADULT ONLY.

    WISE TALK....BUT

    WHEN DOG BITE MAN, NO P...BUT WHAT HAPPEN WHEN MAN BITE?.

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  66. What about the women that raise their hands on men.?????. I have been involved with such in the past. And I made sure I didn't retaliate. My point is.. Loads of women equally raise their hands on men first.

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  67. Guess he has repented cuz his been hitting dem ladies..good 4 him..

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  68. it is a cool advice....................

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  69. I dnt dat's really an advice, its a bad idea

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  70. Some ladies thou there mouth sharp pass sword,btw it's a good advice

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  71. lmao! joke of d week!

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  72. Remember, God didn’t breathe His life into us to drag through the day. He didn’t create us in His image, crown us with His favor, equip us with His power to just go through the motions of life. @okeziekingsley2

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  73. TOLA BELLO. You sound so "pained" and now I think you want to be famous here too. Well, you've gotten what you want. But let me put this straight to you; if you wanna correct a nigga, you should do that politely. But 4rm what I see, you only wanna sound like a tale told by an idiot, full of fury and sounds: signifying nothingness. Wen it popped into ur empty skull 2 "diss" a nigga in d blog, I wish you were strong enough to withstand the fucking idea-----> you are too weak to be beaten by an epileptic idea. You'd better grow up and sit ur ass down and think about getting a miserable life for the cheap one you have now. Stone age old rag brought into 21st century. Free Prince Charming or else I'll whoop your ass again. Araoko lasan lasan. Go and get a life.

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  74. In as much as this chat btw PC n tola bello cracks me up..pple ease up naw...na blog..grammar or not..its a freaking blog..y get so personal?..read ur gossip,comment/yabb pleasantly) n move on..life is too short for all this oh!

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  75. Davido, please define "hit" and "touch".....they could mean entirely different things in slang u know..why should she leave if he touches her????most women love to be touched..

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  76. Look at this confused fellow!! Bloody monkey!!

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  77. I can see PC commenting and hiding as Anonymous August 26, 2013 at 2:49 PM
    My Brother just let GO!!!lolz
    Like my dad used to say be very careful.

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  78. Na small pikin dey worriam..

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  79. Seriously am tired of all dz faceless comments on ds blog. If u rily wanna be a Blogger, then u shd be bold. Hiding under anonymous n dissing one another here. R u a learner or a kid? Every1 here shd hve a name, xcept am wrong, then anonymous becomes someone's name.

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    1. But how do I give myself a name here. I don't know. Can you help me out? Anticipating your reply. Thanks @Don_sixtus

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  80. PC y u cum dey hide ur comment unda anonymous tins,,na weti fit u as na every tin wea pass u go talk.. U go jst dey open dat gutter u call mouth de cause gals any how u like..u juvenile..

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  81. That is not PC bro or sis. Tola is pained and wants to get famous too. He/she should think of another way of fulfilling that dream and not by coming @ a cool bro in the blog. PC might sound grandiloquent, that is what he likes and that is cool enough. Any pained fellow that doesn't understand whatever vocabulary he might have used should swallow his/pride and look it up in the dictionary. That will add to his/her life. That is a cool way of learning. I've done that several times. Just that some people don't think straight. I'm sorry 4 all my story bro/ sis. Just want you to know that it wasn't PC it is @Don_sixtus. Confirm. Pls don't bite lines.

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  82. That is not PC bro or sis. Tola is pained and wants to get famous too. He/she should think of another way of fulfilling that dream and not by coming @ a cool bro in the blog. PC might sound grandiloquent, that is what he likes and that is cool enough. Any pained fellow that doesn't understand whatever vocabulary he might have used should swallow his/pride and look it up in the dictionary. That will add to his/her life. That is a cool way of learning. I've done that several times. Just that some people don't think straight. I'm sorry 4 all my story bro/ sis. Just want you to know that it wasn't PC it is @Don_sixtus. Confirm. Pls don't bite lines.

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  83. notime2checktime27 August 2013 at 09:56

    na CP ur name suppose b...i.e Crase Pikin..lwtmb

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  84. Davido,, tnks 4 ur advice ni... Bt my. Bros i go also advice u make u first advice ur self b4 u advice odas..u don carri tattoo design ur body i dey mercy 4 u beta go ask 'lil wayne' wetin him dey pass tru..na advice ooooo nobi cause...

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  85. Davido tell them ooo. U are not 18, u are in ur early 20's and u are taking Up d responsibilities of being a man... Way to go son! For d men out there heed to d advice and stop cursing, no male in his twenties 's a boy! Say no to domeStic violence. Just walk away!period.

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  86. Hope u advised ur older sis?

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