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Funny: Woman lists reasons she is breaking up with her boyfriend

The image was posted on photo sharing site, Imgur, a few days ago. The guy is probably better off :-)
at 6/22/2013 10:23:00 pm

97 comments:

  1. BONARIO NNAGS22 June 2013 at 22:30

    They're too young for love,they need to face their studies at this age.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310

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    1. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 06:09

      Bonario u re right,very young and foolish.

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  2. ★★PRINCE CHARMING™★★22 June 2013 at 22:31

    LOL! Hook up with a cool gal and be happy, hook up with a complicated gal and you would turn out to be a philosopher in no time!

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  3. Anonymous22 June 2013 at 22:32

    Gbam!!!

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  4. Anonymous22 June 2013 at 22:37

    First to comment........hahaha

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    1. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 11:13

      Are u a learner?first to comment ko first to comment ni

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    2. Unknown23 June 2013 at 13:38

      Na wa, 1st to comment?

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  5. Anonymous22 June 2013 at 22:38

    Hehehehehe!!! Babes eyes dey shook dis days o.

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  6. Anonymous22 June 2013 at 22:41

    The girl who wrote this,is just a big fool

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    1. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 07:34

      Its probably a joke oh. Haba! Why so serious?

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  7. Mee...22 June 2013 at 22:41

    Lmao... Very funny

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  8. Makeover by T.E.J.U22 June 2013 at 22:42

    Lol, ds one is schizophrenic...

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  9. Reejay22 June 2013 at 22:45

    I nor see am well ooo lindiway u fit read am out loud make we hear......lol

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  10. qutedemon22 June 2013 at 22:48

    Very funny.Crazy lady but some of the things she listed makes sense.

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    1. Anonymous24 June 2013 at 07:40

      My thot exactly. There re somethings pple can't jst stand.. But some things listed are jst too ridiculus to b a reason. Lol @ obama hussien (honestly dat wud def tick me off)lol.

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  11. Anonymous22 June 2013 at 22:48

    Retard....mstcheeeeew

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  12. Anonymous22 June 2013 at 22:53

    He sure is better alone. Except if he's in her class. :D

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  13. Anonymous22 June 2013 at 22:57

    Linda d dry babe...next pls

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  14. Anonymous22 June 2013 at 23:00

    Yeah, I guess...

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  15. Anonymous22 June 2013 at 23:01

    Hahahahahahah. I laff in swahili.d chic get tym o!

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  16. Anonymous22 June 2013 at 23:02

    Lol I think the funniest thing is the AOL email!!!!.....buhahahaha

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  17. Anonymous22 June 2013 at 23:09

    WHAT!!!One of the best posts I've read in my lifetime.WHAT!!LWKMD.

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  18. Anonymous22 June 2013 at 23:11

    First comment though!!!!!!looool

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  19. Anonymous22 June 2013 at 23:26

    Can't zoom d pix...urghhhh!

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    1. black gold23 June 2013 at 12:19

      How can u zoom wen ur using Sony Ericsson T90. Abi na Sagem? Lwkmd. Try using a magnifying glass.

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  20. Anonymous22 June 2013 at 23:35

    Hilarious! !

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  21. Obla John22 June 2013 at 23:36

    Anty Linda na wah 4 u o!!! wat kinda post is dis.Dis is a BLATANT LIE!!! and u know it; why u posted it I dont freaking know.

    ....if you like dont post my comment atleast i've told you my mind...

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  22. Folarin Akin22 June 2013 at 23:36

    To make out such a list, I hope she's a perfect lady...

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  23. Anonymous22 June 2013 at 23:48

    Smh I was first

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  24. Jbankz22 June 2013 at 23:54

    Dumb ass lady....is d guy gay cos he is lovin al d men nd no woman.jst tel em is dick is too small fr u nd move on dan gvin al dis rubbish xcuses.ve a nice lyf too

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  25. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 00:01

    and here i am thinking i have issues o. Lmao,this person is disturbed.gbam!

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  26. BLOGLORD (MVBM)23 June 2013 at 00:04

    Is she alright? this her handwriting sef reach for the guy too to break up with her....lol

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  27. nydraps23 June 2013 at 00:04

    ᶥᵗˢ not clear enough, pls do it in α way that it can be zoomed for α clearer view....27783F46

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  28. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 00:09

    Mtcheeeeew look for a beta reason jare

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  29. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 00:11

    She discovered he's gay.onto the next one

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  30. bbm pin 2349105323 June 2013 at 00:40

    Nice reason. But girl go get a life. Nowadays, Men we don't need a preacher lover. We need a Lover preacher. Cheers

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  31. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 00:52

    Aunty linda wats dis one na?isit meant to b funny?..very dry.yawns#Ann#

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  32. atos of lyf23 June 2013 at 00:53

    Lol..........................

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  33. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 00:54

    Sounds like she's basically saying he's gay (or she thinks he Is), or she jst doesn't like him anymore.

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  34. Marilyn Oge(Sumtin)23 June 2013 at 01:06

    Joblessness

    ***Marilyn***

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    1. UzeeFlyness23 June 2013 at 11:34

      Haaaaaa!! Oge u r here???!!

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  35. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 01:28

    No, the lady is better off. The guy is a freaking racist and very uncultured. He must be of the trailer park type that believes that they are better than you if you are not white, even in the midst of their poverty and illiteracy. That girl is far better off. TRUST ME!

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  36. Chicadimples23 June 2013 at 01:32

    lolz grow up girl!!!

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  37. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 01:33

    Shes dumb and funny!!! loool.

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  38. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 01:39

    looool

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  39. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 01:54

    Thought for sure you would have sided with the girl. hmmm!

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  40. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 02:46

    Totally dry and devoid of humour and ohh did I say stupid too..

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  41. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 02:52

    ok this is exactly what goes through my mind about most of the guys i've met or dated. it's not the big things, but the little things that ticks me off, like the way he licks the candy i gave him, or the first thing he says when i call him, or that jean he's ALWAYS wearing, or the tommy, or even the charm he totally lacks but think he's got. i mean, i could've written this letter. ok fine, i wouldn't have, i don't intend to insult anyone.

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    1. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 20:56

      And u think u have it all? Ass hole! !!!

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  42. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 02:52

    Standard behaviour amongst women. Those aren't even genuine reasons for dumping him. She just made those up so she won't feel guilty. She was probably not interested in the relationship and just couldn't find a concrete excuse to leave him.

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  43. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 03:23

    Funny

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  44. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 03:42

    LOL .... Funny but not enough 4 a break up

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  45. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 03:44

    As stupid as this sounds,this is more than enough reason to dump a guy.

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  46. staff23 June 2013 at 04:33

    You know all the guys in One direction .. DEAD

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  47. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 05:16

    Immaturity na-enye this girl nsogbu.Chaai!

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  48. ebi23 June 2013 at 05:35

    I love ds chick may b she wrote it bcos she couldn't tel it 2 his face so nutin do her abeg jt expressing herself.

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  49. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 05:41

    Lmao..
    ~D great anonymous!

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  50. aysha23 June 2013 at 05:57

    Not funny, childish mstcheeeeeEw

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  51. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 05:58

    U had beta go face ur studies little gurl nd leave LOVE alone

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  52. BRENDA UGO23 June 2013 at 06:40

    LMAO see dis kids,Go n read your books jo.

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  53. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 06:43

    I think they both need english extra lesson

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  54. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 06:57

    Its funny sha, bt the dude has issues bt he'l find sm1 who likes d issues, dnt stay with sm1 who wldnt like u eatin ur cereals with water... Sweat pants 2 burial? Dts wrong o bt nt enof 2 brk up! I fink dis is a fake letter tho ƪ(°;◦)ʃ lmfao

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  55. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 07:17

    Exactly,I think he is better without her

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  56. JSBunny23 June 2013 at 07:17

    Hahahahaha!!! Na wa o. See reasons.

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  57. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 07:17

    Exactly,I think he is better without her

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  58. soso23 June 2013 at 07:33

    Didn't u knw all dis b4 u u went in2 d relationship mtcheeeew,nxt tym b4 u enter a relationship check ur list nd check d dude.

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  59. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 07:39

    @qutedemon.u r just like her.....sayinging some of the things she said make sense.two retars.lolzzzz

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  60. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 08:19

    Is she a white lady?don't want bliv an African lady wrote this ..lol

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  61. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 08:19

    Lol! She has some valid points tho...sweatpants to her grandma's funeral, r u freaking kidding me? I will so dump his ass for some of these reasons. Life is too short to be dressing sexy to red lobster....lmao!

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  62. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 08:22

    Can't really see what is written der**tryn to sight** Angel

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  63. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 08:23

    She has not said anything, let her state her reason 4 leaving...

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  64. Unknown23 June 2013 at 08:46

    By the first 5 items I was already wondering if d dude is a closet gay

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  65. richy23 June 2013 at 08:57

    Abeg most of what dis girl wrote make sense... She knows exactly wat she is doing

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  66. Chimix23 June 2013 at 09:01

    Babes dey vex oh

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  67. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 09:07

    Am 100% sure dey r both kids..Teenage love lmao we've all bn dere...

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  68. tee queen23 June 2013 at 09:10

    She don vexx tire!...but d guy z childish though, haba!...some kids of these days don't even do some of the things listed there, they should both remain single, d guy z childhish, d gal takes record of all of d guy's 'bad habits'...*smh 4 dem.

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  69. @Hopelarry4real23 June 2013 at 09:14

    Wonders shall never end!

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  70. @EDDYSYFAR23 June 2013 at 09:16

    Lol, hilarious

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  71. rammykool23 June 2013 at 09:17

    D gurl is just tryna say d guy is a fool.. Nd also dumb.. Cnt u pple undrstnd? Or wd any gurl here luv 2 date a guy like d one she jst dumped?.. As far as I am concernd.. Shez on point... D guy na mumu!! Lolzzz

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  72. @EDDYSYFAR23 June 2013 at 09:20

    Lol, hilarious

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  73. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 09:38

    @10:41pm............n ur d wise one!
    cant u make a comment witout insulting! Haba! Na wa to you oh!
    same goes to u @10:48pm

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  74. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 09:41

    Good tin She's breaking up wit him d guy is Glarinly GAY, nd I guess He doesn't even know.

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  75. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 09:55

    No b hia O...



    Zimide

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  76. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 10:07

    She was making alot of sense,seems she was dating an immature guy.

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  77. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 11:07

    Funny sha...lolz. I'm sure she's a teenager, don't worry keep on dumping guys cos of no reason by d time u re 35 stl single dats wen u wl kno dt kaki no b leather by then u wl even consider a man who can't construct a good sentence

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  78. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 11:41

    Very funny....

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  79. Rahdull23 June 2013 at 12:17

    For her mind she is better than him.. This is hilarious. wen sum r lookin for a bf sef

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  80. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 13:05

    Breakup of life.

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  81. pretty T23 June 2013 at 14:46

    ok . enough of everyone dissing my "one direction" *serious face*

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  82. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 14:59

    Lol she is still a teenager dats just it

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  83. Anonymous23 June 2013 at 18:59

    This lady must be perfect; no flaws.

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  84. Anonymous24 June 2013 at 02:00

    I am sorry for posting this under this story well that's if Linda will post it,I got the beating of my life today am a married woman with a year old daughter ,in the past I used to think domestic violence was joke until I experienced one tonight for reason that I know little or nothing about I was beaten blue black by my husband courtesy of my sister inlaws tricks #may the lord that I serve judge them

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  85. Anonymous24 June 2013 at 16:13

    I have an aol address too naa

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  86. Anonymous24 June 2013 at 18:03

    Seriously she is a child,she should go read her books,is nt yet tym 4 her 2 start having boi fwend.

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  87. Glowree Jawn25 June 2013 at 11:51

    In summary.... HE's GAY!!!!

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