From a LIB reader:
So I just met this guy 2 yrs ago and so far, its been a good
relationship. Could it be better? Definitely. I say this because he
doesn't know how to kiss me deeply without leaving lots of his saliva in
my mouth which I usually have to swallow because I don't want to hurt
his pride by going to spit right after he kisses me. I've talked to him
about it though jokingly. He says its because he's usually so turned on
when we kiss deeply that he doesn't have control over how much he
salivates. Do I leave a small bowl at the head of the bed when ever we
want to get it on? Or do I say Adieu to this man. I don't know what to
do as I have my own saliva and don't need extra. Advise please.
Lol @ I have my own saliva. I've been there...not the best situation to be in. Any advice for her?
Is nt a big deal.......
ReplyDeleteThe horror /'O'\ Dump him!!! I'm kidding, that's trivial come back months later when you have a real problem ..like cheating. For now stop kissing him so that he can go kiss another girl and then you can come back with real problems :)
ReplyDeleteewwww!!! thats simply disgusting. i hope he's reading though, so he takes the cue. am i d first to comment. yippee
ReplyDeleteGoshhhh
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahaha Dear lord wat wunt we hear or see in dis world. Ok ma candid avice asume he is pouring wite into ur mout dat way u swallow it easily witout issues. Remember love coveret all abnormalities kapish!!!
ReplyDeleteD best is 2 talk it over with him
ReplyDeleteStop having pre-marital sex biko.
ReplyDeleteLmao...my dear u guyz will become one soon so his saliva shld be ur saliva too so deal with it my dear
ReplyDeleteaww...so linda u have dated an epileptic before..Lawd have Meerrcy
ReplyDeletetry leave an ocean Weneva he leaves a fountain ..so he'll knw hw u feel..m sure he'll adjust b4 ur 3rd experiment
ReplyDeleteno way! please make him read all of the comments here so he can stop the stew peed oath!!! iyanma.
ReplyDeleteLol! Madam, suck all the saliva jor! Love na totality right?
ReplyDeleteOn a serious note, tell the dude to reduce his saliva release, saliva ain't food pls!
Meeen! I got goose bumps. I swear I got enoff saliva. He got 2 try control it if not I dont know ....
ReplyDeletehahahahahhahhahahhahahahahahaROTFlolhahahhahahahahaha. Pls my dear U need a tank permanently beside the bed and another mobile drum should incase you know. Lolzzzz. Nyama pua pua.
ReplyDeleteEWwwwwwwwww.
ReplyDeleteDats disgusting gal..bullshit d dude mehn
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahaha Dear lord wat wunt we hear or see in dis world. Ok ma candid avice asume he is pouring wite into ur mout dat way u swallow it easily witout issues. Remember love coveret all abnormalities kapish!!!
ReplyDeleteEeewwww!!!!!! Dahs sooo Yuck, she beta tell him ooo, abeg hurt his feelings, Oh lawdy I cnt imagine puleeaaaaaze!!
ReplyDeleteIf u can't swallow his saliver, dat means u can't give him head n swallow his cum, then u better let him go
ReplyDeleteYou don't want to hurt his pride but you want to leave him? Contradiction if ever there was one. Spell it out to him. He's been kissing that way for two years (with you) so he couldn't possibly see anything wrong with the way he does it unless you tell him.
ReplyDeleteEeewwww!!!!!! Dahs sooo Yuck, she beta tell him ooo, abeg hurt his feelings, Oh lawdy I cnt imagine puleeaaaaaze!!
ReplyDeleteBabe TELL HIM.
ReplyDeleteEeewwww!!!!!! Dahs sooo Yuck, she beta tell him ooo, abeg hurt his feelings, Oh lawdy I cnt imagine puleeaaaaaze!!
ReplyDeleteU hav to stand ur ground and tell him to stop it,dis time,not jokingly.Which kind dirty kissing be dat naah
ReplyDeleteMake it a serious discussion wif ur bf.. Am sure he will understand and do better.. @ lindaikeji, u r such a comedian
ReplyDeleteHmm
ReplyDeleteHe really has to work on it o
Imagine getting married to someone and not being turned on when you av to get it on just because you know d showers of saliver coming your way.
Anyway talk to him more seriously this time and he would def work on it since he also realises this is something worth fighting for...goodluck
First of all, eww!!!! Pour d saliva back into his mouth.
ReplyDeleteR u for real? U still call him ur bf?
ReplyDeletetypical african man
ReplyDeleteAwwwww! Dats dirty. Please tell him 2 stop dat.
ReplyDeletetry and take him to a lesson of kissing oneday. Make him remove learn your pattern if that will work. Also remember that what turns him on might be different from yours so try and condole atimes
ReplyDeleteGosh! Seriously I can't stop laugh, bear it or let him for me I can't bear it o
ReplyDeletehmmn,sweet one. Enjoy the saliva nd kip ur man o bcos men dey expensive now o
ReplyDeleteROTFLMAO !!!!
ReplyDeleteLinda since uv been there, let us hear ur own advice na.....biko.
ReplyDeleteLmaoooo dis iz xoo funny.... U dnt hv to swallow it to please him. And since he doesn't get a hint wen u tell him jokingly, u shud seriously talk about it to him kk.let him know its nt cool, and him leavin a whole ocean of saliva is a turn off. And if he's abt to get angry, ask him hw he'd feel if he has to swallow most of your saliva. And if he stil doesn't stop it, den move to plan B, get a bowl close to your bed and spit in it weneva he does dat, that wil definitely make him feel awful and I bet u its eitha he stops it for real this time or he breaks up with you. So brace yuself! Goodluck!
ReplyDeletePush back all the saliva back into his mouth and make him swallow it !! That way he will learn
ReplyDelete#thehardwayistheonlyway
Dis is so common n men.....pls stopppppp
ReplyDeletePush back all the saliva back into his mouth and make him swallow it !! That way he will learn
ReplyDelete#thehardwayistheonlyway
Yucky
ReplyDeleteHYBunny
Ewww! That ur bf is bush man. Lol
ReplyDeletemy dear it's easy and simple send it back 2 his mouth once dated a guy like dat I almost puked wen he transferred saliva like dat to my mouth I sent it back to his mouth irritants slice I left d guy I find it hard to kiss I now have a stigma to kissing does not interest me cos black dudes don't know how to kiss.....ewwww I can imagine how u feel.
ReplyDeleteYou clearly don't know how to kiss too cos if you were good at kissing deeply, u would know how NOT to give him an opportunity to deposit saliva in ur mouth.. #ewwdotcom!
ReplyDeleteDis is so digusting,ewwww,pls put the saliva bk to his mouth,just d way he puts it into ur mouth
ReplyDeletePush it back into his mouth.
ReplyDeleteLol.
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ReplyDeleteIs he a dog that he salivates alot when he is turned on... Abi u dey always leave sweet or sugar for ur lips..
ReplyDeleteGross, he doesn't knw hw to kiss jor. Which one is carried away, if hez fat he shld lose weight. This kind of yuckeryyuck is associated with fat pple. Yuck
ReplyDeleteKai,I feel you dear...it's frustrating.If he spits into ur mouth while kissing,don't forget to deposit it back,b4 d kissing ends...one day,he'll get d drift. Turned on,my ass
ReplyDeleteLinda u won't kill me oh! Kai I love dis "Do I leave a small bowl at the head of the bed when ever we want to get it on?" My dear plz do. Or better still be d one to leave ur own saliva in his mouth mak he see hw e dey be joor. Funny bt disgusting
ReplyDeleteKai,I feel her pain.she must suffer from stomach ache a lot. Sister,endure hear.love is patient
ReplyDeleteBabe u tried o,2yrs??? I have been there, the dude almost drowned me in saliva becos of kiss o,I puked, that was the end of the relationship.Don't compromise ur happiness for anything. *the thought even makes me sick*
ReplyDeleteAsk him to take u to the altar ASAP,before saliva becomes the only part of him left with you.
ReplyDelete~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310
My advice as he dey pour the saliva, just dey push am back into his mouth that way instead of spitting it out, just dump it back in his mouth. Let him have a taste of is own medicine. Imagine if he was having kelebe that thick rubbish and he is leaving it in ur precious mouth.
ReplyDeleteBetter still let him learn how to swallow his saliva every now and then during kissing.
I'd say if she's not comfortable with it, she should leave. If two ppl are in a relationship and dere's stuff one of the parties can't stand, it's better to leave than have it hang around ur neck and then u guys get married thinking u can live with it but u later become fed up nd end up with a broken marriage. Better to be safe dan sorry folks!
ReplyDeleteI tink d guy shld put away his pride nd allow her teach him hw to kiss.cos mehn!for me I luv kissing.let her jst tlk to him abt it more seriously.its dr tin nd d r meant to enjoy it togeda nd nt one person hvin d fun nd d oda swallowin chunks abi fountain of saliva
ReplyDeleteThe choice is solely hers to make. Is she in the relationship to kiss? She should weigh her options and decide whether the guy is worth it. But she didn't say any other constant good thing d guy does aside d saliva tinz...lol
ReplyDeleteU can't have everytin perfect, but if u are truly in Love there is nothing stoping u. No big deal
ReplyDeleteIt depends on how deeply in love u are with him. If much, u will need to talk to him.. U guys can both work on contolling it. Its U̶̲̥̅̊я mouth so u should know when its getting much & u stop & start again or something.. :-). Either way.. 2yrs no be yesterday except u don't feel much then let him go.. Most importantly, U̶̲̥̅̊я guy or girl should be U̶̲̥̅̊я best friend so u should be able to talk.. Cheers
ReplyDeleteBu ha ha ha ha ha...so funny and irritating!
ReplyDeleteYuck!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd u don't throw up???
U must love d fcuk out of him ;)
Ma opinion: kissin is nt compulsory in a relationship!!!
Wen I date...I always tell dem am nt a kiss kiss person!
Try dat too :)
Nikita Q.
Get a pumping machine.lol
ReplyDeleteU tried jokingly,Good. Now be plain in a polite accent. (unless u don't love d guy no more, it's not a reason to think about separation)
Lol @ I have my own saliva. Kinda ewwww to imagine. I'm not sure of the best advise to give, na u dey swallow d man saliva, when u decide u r tired, you'll know what to do. But seriously, ewwwww
ReplyDeleteBe frank with him in a romantic kind of way, let him know that u find it irritating, u could say it in the form of a game, what i like about you and what i hate about you.
ReplyDeleteOMG!!laugh don make me fall inside gutter.I tink u shld hide a bowl under d bed.hahahaha.but seriously,u shldn't leave a good guy just cos of dat,u shld try and work round it.he doesn,t have bad breathe right?so maybe when u guys are getting it on,try to use ur mouth else where.kiss a little and kiss his neck or somewhere else.nne,I don't even tink I want dat much of another person,s saliva in my mouth too.just d tot of it makes my skin crawl.hahahaha.
ReplyDeleteLoL
ReplyDeleteTry to explain your plight to him in a mild but stern way. Let him know what you're going through
ReplyDeleteNotyn we no dey read 4 lindaikejiblog...lwkmd...love conquers it all..hehehe
ReplyDeleteSee your dentist and collect his chalice.
ReplyDeleteHe shd get on all fours n spit out every spittable saliva 30mins before he kisses u
ReplyDeleteReading dis is fully wasting of time. Next pls.
ReplyDeleteThis is my first time to ever comment on this blog tho I've been a reader for a long time now!*Lmao* I'd have to say this is just plain disgusting tho. Lotsa people take lotsa shii cos of love sha, so if she thinks its worth it she should stay. For me sha no love is worth swallowing barrels of saliva for! Lol and O! Linda Good job btw. ;)
ReplyDeletePlease when will wonders ever end in this lyf...aso!!!little advice I guse you most have told this dude that you love everything about him so always swallow it or whould you rather give up your relationship because of saliva. Just take it as a fountain of lyf.
ReplyDeleteYay! 1st to comment. Just talk to him love maybe over lunch or dinner or while watching a movie but not immediately after kissing. *winks*
ReplyDeleteLeave the fountain for parks abeg and go and find a man who can kiss without baptizing you. Pscheww worra mess!
ReplyDeleteLMAO...lol...i'm so busy laughing that i dont know what to say.
ReplyDeleteDaz disgustin...
ReplyDeleteTell him let him know and stop pretending
ReplyDeleteNaijadeltapikin.. If U̶̲̥̅̊ say U̶̲̥̅̊ want Τ̅☺ leave do U̶̲̥̅̊ knw »W̶̲̥̅̊н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇@̤̥̣̈̊̇†̥̣̣̣̇̇̇ U̶̲̥̅̊я next relationship will βε̲̣̣̣̥ try α̲̅πϑ sort things out.
ReplyDeleteSome guys are just wack,to think they come on LIB and Nairaland to brag.They can't kiss,they can't do shit.The ones that don't leave their phlegm in your mouth after kissing will destroy your mouth with their teeth,you can't eat or drink for days.Sex is another case,they watch too much porn and end up hitting so hard you wonder what the fuck's goin on. Dump him if he won't learn to stop throwing up in your mouth!
ReplyDeleteADIEU!!!!
ReplyDeleteDISGUSTING!!!
ReplyDeletePlease I am advising you in God 's name, stop taking your boy friend 's saliva. There are so many diseases now, cancer of the throat, cancer of the teeth, cancer of the saliva, cancer of the mouth, BEWARE and STOP it because it will cause you more harm than good. Normal kissing is just to manage not o think of swallowing another person's saliva. STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI pour my saliva in my bf's mouth,he dies too I love it lol,dot blame us shit happens
ReplyDeleteTell him let him know and stop pretending about like averi tin is ok.
ReplyDeleteyou need jesus
ReplyDeleteU need a condom of the mouth,,wait oh is he an imbecile Abi which one is d spit, check his hiv status too, hian, and if u knw u really luv him and can't leave him u need a bowl under your pillow...
ReplyDeletebebe u r nt alone, its so annoyin. my office boosky does dat nd it irritates me! we r in d same shoes. my people help us.
ReplyDeleteEZIGBO NSOGBU DI EBA OH..... I NO DEY FOR THIS ONE THAT'S ALL.
ReplyDeleteNa woo, d tin get as i be, another man's saliva, sit him down with all due respect, tell him u dont enjoy that part, for me it will make to throw up,
ReplyDeletebebe u r nt alone, its so annoyin. my office boosky does dat nd it irritates me! we r in d same shoes. my people help us.
ReplyDeleteLove him d more for that and take it as his "BUT" in ur life. We all are not perfect
ReplyDeleteKiss him bck n deposit twice d amount of saliva in his mouth n all wl b well...wetin he mean sef..
ReplyDeleteU sef get problem,which kind lv dey mk u swallow anoda person saliva.tufiakwa
#bbrunningtoiletface#
you def need jesus; every thn is nt abt bf . Anyways first time here
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwww!
ReplyDeleteMy dear sister in Christ, God created you with your own saliva and what this guy is feeding you is just disease. Abi u wan born saliva...don't walk away, just RUN!
ReplyDeleteSTOP kissing him. Damsel says so.
ReplyDeleteYou r trying. 2yrs!?! And I'm a neat freak, can't bear that for 10secs...have a friend that hates kissing today after such a horrible experience. Lol. Pele
ReplyDelete--Teeteelahyo--
Saliva ke? This one na serious matter o. U better pick race. Hissssssssss
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwww!
ReplyDeleteLinda can u imagine that I had a date with my boi friend, I bought roses,moet,new bedsheet even new sexy longerine for this grate nite having the feeling that he will propose to me. I have arranged myself & lit up the whole room only for him to call that he won't be able to come. Linda what do I do. Pls
ReplyDeleteLinda lol, since u ve been there!! U re in a berra position to advice ds babe na, y throw it on libers? And pls tell us about ur own experience.
ReplyDeleteStop kissing if u re paying attention 2 the level body fluids been exchanged jst hve a good stiff ride & go 2 sleep
ReplyDeleteThe girl ma is a bad kisser! She should be able to push the 'saliva' back in his mouth. How can you claim to be kissing and just leave your mouth for someone to be pushing saliva inside?!?
ReplyDeleteYes..there's a solution to it. Buy lots of alum and lick it everytime you guys make out.....he he he he. It works like magic!
ReplyDeleteMeet toke makinwa the kissing doctor lol
ReplyDeleteEwww...irritating.sorry babe,can't help here bt since aunty linda hs bn dere b4,she shuld just tell us how she handled it
ReplyDeletedump the the snake fast, he can never change his colour.
ReplyDeleteThis is kinda funny,
ReplyDeletePls alway leave a bowl beside ur bed.....lol... Girl u re funny
Kip swallowing....lol
ReplyDeleteWell my advice 2 u is dat u jst try m make him understand u dnt really like it.tell him ds is wat u really want.dnt leave him alone cos u might find d worse guy.I tink he will understand wen he sees hw serious u r
ReplyDeleteBut I no see any saliva for una mouth now, and the bobo dey fine joor! Make u no dey do foolish accusasion.
ReplyDeleteshe should discuss it with d guy seriously and not jokingly. I believe there are ways to work it out..
ReplyDeleteI jst need u to ask yourslf some questions 1. Do you love him 2.wat if u werr d 1 'salivating',wld u like to tel ur friends ur bf left u 4 dat.
ReplyDeleteNo1 can hlp him asyd you,try teachn him how u want to b kissd,he mit hav been doin dis wit his past gf n dey werr ok wit it...do nt leave ur man 4 dat.DONT...LINDIWAY POST MY COMMENT ooo b4 i port n com scare u in ur room.
This one na talk,abeg all na join. If him no kiss u now,u go still complain,that is saliva of life for u
ReplyDeletetake it in, am sure u swallow his sperm with joy init?.
ReplyDeleteThen avoid kissing him, you both can still live happily without kissing.linda you better post my comment this time
ReplyDeletejust refer dude to Toke Makinwa
ReplyDeleteAs the saliva is coming, take your lips away. Keep doing that and he will stop it. Some people like it, I loathe that wet thing.
ReplyDeleteIf this is ur only complaint after 2yrs, I don't think u have a problem. Teach him! I have also dated many women who didn't know how to kiss and I am proud of my impact.
ReplyDeletelol sweetie its not worth losing your relationship over, talk to him about it and gently teach to how to kiss you properly...enjoy!!!
ReplyDeletecarry on,since its only saliva not shit
ReplyDeleteLaff wan kee me oooo. Saliva tinzzz
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! There's nuthn u won't see/hear from LIB! *choi chai*... Let d comments roll in :D
ReplyDeleteLmao! Manage my dear or tell him outright dat u dnt lyk it.
ReplyDeleteDid Linda just admit to that??? Oh boy! Lol
ReplyDeleteYUK.
ReplyDeleteI cant help you but is his name Kalu?
Say Adeiu+Rest in peace.
ReplyDeletegirl,,, abeg swallow d saliva....e no mean joorrr, na love....
ReplyDeleteShe should teach him how to kiss like gentle man.
ReplyDeleteoohmy God,this sooo funny
ReplyDeleteYou don't sound like you love this guy as much as he loves you. My dear, na Love o, you better grab him. You should also leave a fountain of saliva in his mouth whenever you both kiss, it's all for Love. You lovers should exchange saliva wella. ;-)
ReplyDeleteIf 2 swallo saliva go give u rest of mind in future u better swallo. Na peace of mind matter, latter u teach him he became perfect lo ba tan.
ReplyDeletegirl,,, abeg swallow d saliva....e no mean joorrr, na love.... Or make u sef dey pour saliva put for his mouth, n lets see how he will feel....lol.
ReplyDeleteOk girl, if u guys have something good going on and this is the only problem, I suggest you talk to him seriously not jokingly.
ReplyDeleteLolz. My 6ta, If truly you love this dude better get the bucket ready whenever you guys are on. Oko won lode
ReplyDeleteGirl, I've been there, trust me, if you really love him,hide a bowl by the bed. lmao. But I can't marry such guy, don't know about u though.
ReplyDeleteHe should brush with Izal & iron sponge b4 kissing. Dat will do. Dont mention you r welcome
ReplyDeleteLmao!I tink the small bowl idea isn't a bad one,I just can't stop laughing. Lwkmd
ReplyDeleteSamz*
Lmao... it's medicinal.
ReplyDeleteSounds so sily to mua.. Am dump-fnded
ReplyDeleteLmao... it's medicinal.
ReplyDeleteChildish boyfriend and girlfriend
ReplyDeletei had a boyfriend that used to do this..i dumped him quick sharp..in your case you need to tell him and teach him
ReplyDeleteWhat a 'spit-eful' story...
ReplyDeleteoniranu jatijati(lol).you better get a life & stop fooling around with plenty saliva in your mouth.
ReplyDeleteThis is silly and fake, how can u be in a relationship 4 2yrs and still not confy with him.... Kmt, Next pls *rolling eyes*
ReplyDeleteWhat a 'spit-eful' story.
ReplyDeleteEwwww!! I dnt kno how u do it,buh u really trying.
ReplyDeleteLmfao! My dear - run for your life. Double saliva is a death sentence. Foolish man....if he can't control his own saliva you are in serios trouble na!
ReplyDeleteI honestly dont know what to say, as LAUGH no gree me. LMAO LMAO. May be u pour your own saliva into his mouth first, so dat he will knw wat it feels like and probably get a feel of wat he has put u thru. I am sure he will make amends once u do dat. The guy is a LEARNER.
ReplyDeleteFirst thing I check in a guy,is d way he kisses.if he covers me wit saliva omo would just him go.some guys mouth is gigantic and wld even swallow up all ur lip,I tink u shld discuss it wit him,if u can endure fine,if nt let go abeg.
ReplyDeleteI know ur plight! Cos it's a plight bliv me! I av bin in same sit. b4 & was always disgusted after sharing a deep kiss with my bf den! I dreaded kissing him & had to always 'push' his saliva back in his mouth while kissin! Advise: if u really like him enough, get used to d 'fountain' or just avoid deep kisses! Better still 'ditch' him! Kenny
ReplyDeleteNigerian men dont know how to kiss period! Na so so saliva left and right - when we momen have our own saliva and don't need extra!
ReplyDeleteYea,I hav an advice! Stop kissing him,allow him 2complian abt u not kissing him then tell him how u feel abt leaving such saliva n all dat... If he love u,he will listen n love will make him change 2make u happy! I personally don't like kissing cos hygine issues!
ReplyDeleteNaija girls are just suffering for nothing. Foolish Nigerian men all they have is money and no sense. Unromantic knuckle heads.
ReplyDeleteLmao. Keep a bowl by the side of the bed. Disgusting man
ReplyDeleteBe on top of him when kissing. It will help with gravity acting downwards.
ReplyDeleteeeeewwww, pele.
ReplyDeleteIf you know you cant live with it for life, u better talk to him or teach him how to kiss u properly.
Nigeria, SMH!
ewwwwwwwwwwww, sounds so disgusting....honey tell him to swallow his own saliva b4 and during kissing. you aint got a choice......tell him straight.
ReplyDeleteEveryday We learn, and i so much believe that you can teach him.Tell him how things are been done, educate him... but make sure you do all these with love and respect, and am sure he will change.
ReplyDeletehahahaha......na wa 4 french kissing palava
ReplyDeletePeople have biological faults and we have to accept it. I guess you dont really love this guy or this would not be an issue at all. I guess yes you should leave him because you dont love him enough to get over this. let him find a woman who will accept him with his faults.
ReplyDeletei went out with a guy who is totally opposite, he did not french kiss me for over 2 years that we went. i eventually left him because i felt he was not passionate enough and i was seriously missing all the french kissing passion.
ReplyDeletebut now with my new bf, he is all about passion. he is a perfectly good french kisser but i found that i dont really like french kissing like i use to. i guess my ex must have rubbed off on me the wrong way......hehehe
abeg abeg Linda why u post dis kind tin na kai its very disgusting abeg. yuck m throwing up already. Dolly p
ReplyDeletewhich kind sick saliva wahala be dat. i go just stylishly put am back 4 his mouth make he swallow am himself. what rubbish
ReplyDeleteLaughing uncontrolably. Too funny....lmao @ i have my own saliva.ewwww @ putting a bowl at the head of the table.
ReplyDeleteI feel your pain sis.probably you can try to limit how long ya"l kiss for,do other foreplay stuff and leave d deep kissin part out for now,atleast untill u get a permanent solution.
Goodluck.
Lol.... Leave a bowl at the head of the bed biko
ReplyDeletemy sister....tell him u cant take it. be nice when u say it sha ooo
ReplyDeletePele dear, I feel ur pain. Dated sumone like dat once, actually d saliva tin happened d first time We kissed, immediately he left d living room, I went out 2 spit!!
ReplyDeleteLwkmd! This chic is soo funny...jst love d way she put dis gist 2gether. The part that burst ma head is "do I put a small bowl @ d edge of d bed"? Dayum that's cra'y mehn! Ok enuf lafta...my dear I think u shld come out straight n tell him to control his aroused saliva...cos u're no longer comfortable n it's beginning to affect d r/ship. I'm sure if he doesn't wanna lose u, he'll work on it. All d best dear. #nina
ReplyDeleteomoge, u dey try sha ooo. y u no tell am again. abi he won create ogbono soup 4 ur mouth abi na okra soup he dey prep ni?
ReplyDeleteTHAT SOUNDS TOTALLY DISGUSTING
ReplyDeleteGive him a dose of atropine or scopolamine before the action begins.
ReplyDeletehmmmm, make she de enjoy!
ReplyDeleteGBEM......linda, oya post my comment.
ReplyDeleteNothing like a non slippery/salivary mouth when kissing. It's awesome
ReplyDeleteLinda since u av been dere,den gv her d solution u used.
ReplyDeleteSince u notice that wen ever u both ar kissing he do drop saliver in ur mouth wen he send to u,U equally send it back.dat is chemical reaction
ReplyDeleteReading this post makes me wanna puke!
ReplyDeleteGirl not envying u oooo
I nor fit!
This is gross!,but vry funny thou....lmao!@ do I leave a small bowl at d head of d bed!...
ReplyDeleteMy man has d kindest heart,he is so adorable,we av been 2geda 4 3yrs now,n not a day passes wtout him talking 2 me 4 @ least 2hrs. But he is not drop dead cute,he is aii. N sometimes I see really cute guys n go hmmm I like dis guy,bt wen I get 2 know dem,I am irritated. Talk 2 ur boo if u love him,now I make my man dress 2 kill,shaves like every 2days 2 look sweet 4 me. If u av a tin 4 dis guy,make it work. Kos saliava is not d reason 2 quit if u re d queen in his kingdom.
ReplyDeleteEwwwwww,he wil puke in ur mouth someday n u will swallow all.things we do for love.....oluku
ReplyDeleteVOMIT IN HIS MOUTH ONE DAY N MKE HIM KNW WAT IT TASTES LIKE
ReplyDeleteGood luck with dat how can u swallow another person's saliva pls ur disgusting. U better know to stop that bcos u get sick with something only God noes.
ReplyDeleteLinda i swear i laughd ma ass Out at dat statement(i av ma own saliva)..very funny
ReplyDeleteIs it not beTter to hurt his feelings than leave him or when u leave him, his feelings is going to be hurt anyways. Let him know u don't like the way he kiss, must 9ja men can't kiss anyways. Teach him how u want to be kiss, he will get over the hurt feelings
ReplyDeleteI know how that feels. Once had a boyfriend who used to do that. It was rather disgusting. I used to pour it right back. He got the gist and started swallowing his thing
ReplyDelete...chuckles...dnt mind me. It's quite funny but a serious issue. U av 2 comunicate it to him. U both av 2 talk it out. If he truely luv nd care abt u, then he shld b concern abt ur apiness nd nt selfish all in d name of ego. All d best.
ReplyDeleteYuck! That's the most disgustin revelation iv heard off in ages! Good luck with that situation babe
ReplyDeleteewwwwhhh..... i feel your pain, not enough to leave your man though. teach him how u like it, but do it nicely
ReplyDeleteTeach him how to kiss, simple! Over time he will get the logic. You can't just break up with him because of that. Remember, its not easy being in a good relationship with a guy so if u re in one, better stick to it.
ReplyDeleteTeach him, talk to him heart to heart in way he will understand and nt feel u r trying to make fun of him.
ReplyDeleteLol so Irritating.I can imagine.U really need to leave a bowl at d end of d bed weneva u guys want to kiss.LMAO.
ReplyDeleteIts not enough reason to leave him. I think you should teach him. Also make him understand you aren't comfortable with that method of kissing & don't do it in a joking manner this time.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, i can relate to this girl because I have been there b4, had to leave that guy cos I never really liked him anyway. Because of him, I hate kissing till date and this happened abt 7yrs ago. Babe tell him with diplomacy or suffer in silence. The ball is in your court
ReplyDeletelol,'i ave my own saliva'girl u cnt leave him cus of that o,teach him how u wnt it to be,cus a bowl@d head of d bed will still hurt his pride.lin lin,post dis comment o.
ReplyDeleteI've not been there...I can't advice. I only give advice on what I'm sure of...
ReplyDeleteLol na pitbull dog???
ReplyDeleteThis is ridiculously irritating. Teach him how you like it and if he doesn't learn, you have to move on. Except of course you can cope with it. If you could you wouldn't have mentioned it here tho
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