Dear Linda, abeg ask your readers what the importance of moaning during sex is because me I can't shout o. Every time I have sex with my fiance and I don't moan, he would be vexing. It's not that I don't enjoy sex with him, I just don't have power to shout like a goat in bed. Please LIBers must I moan to show I'm enjoying it?Dear LIBer, better thing hammer you, you no go moan? Like you have a choice? Abeg leave matter for Matthias jor! Lol
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Lollllll Linda you are a clown!!!!
ReplyDeleteBabe wen beta tin hammer you, u must MOAN
DeleteLOL!
DeleteLmaooo! I'm telling you. Can't stop laffing(in Jenifa's voice)
Delete#Bee-Bee417
Lmaooo! I'm telling you. Can't stop laffing(in Jenifa's voice)
Delete#Bee-Bee417
A big clown for dat mata!! Just can't stop laughing!! *Leave mata for mattias* chim oo!
DeleteDear Liber are you dumb? Even dumb person sef dey moan talk of you...
ReplyDeleteU better moan now (and shout if possible)to avoid stories dat touch!
Loool, this comment jus mde perfect sense, u hd berra moan, scream ur lungs out, evn if u shout yeee, yepa, its berra dan kpin shut! To avoid stories that touch!
Deleteyes it's important to moan...What does it take you to moan and pull the sheets in pleasure?? Moan away Girl
ReplyDeletePower ahh, enter ehh, power o! Ahhhh, enter ehhh,
DeleteIf a girl no give me me betta sountrack,I no go dey prack am again.which kain borin sex be dat widaot d excitement.na encouragement d moans be na
DeleteDis is hilarious.....u shud be able to moan wiv ur fiancée sha, loosen up in bed, be ur self, don't be too conscious, the moans will cum frm somewhere within u.
ReplyDeleteAbegy!just passing
ReplyDeleteSee ds aunty...u beta moan..moan o...moan...bleat sef! Moaning alone turns us on...da shii mkes us feel lyk we'r working, 'tis appreciative! Dre'r plenty moaners outside o...ehn ehn!
ReplyDeleteLol @ bleat sef
DeleteIf you want to moan drink cow-bell before sex... Thank me later!
ReplyDelete@ace am rolling on d floor laff my yansh out oo. How on earth did u come up with dat. Dats so hilarious. Choi. Kendra
Deleteyes its makes the guy more excited, AKA voice mail
ReplyDeleteRing tone u mean
DeleteMore like "Soundtrack".... Hehehehe.. #Moan of life... MYRAYA SAYS SO
DeleteMore like callerz tunes .......OLORI SAID SO
DeleteI think it's important 2 moan durin sex oooo. Ah! Dats d only way my bf knows am enjoyin it. N wen he moans when I giv him a bj I smile cos I know he's enjoyin it. So I'll answer dat question again. IT'S IMPORTANT 2 MOAN DURING SEX OOOO.
ReplyDeleteMost times I fake it wn I moan.
DeleteSo, who's deceiving who??
I'd rather keep mute and let it be over and done wt.
Point is, I hate sex!
Dunno why???
Tanya.
When you moan it gingers the guy. When you don't moan makes it boring and makes the guy feeli he's doing rubbish
ReplyDeleteSend us a sex tape den we kan ans dat
ReplyDeleteOmg. Dats so silly of u. Lol
DeleteLmao. Nice one.
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DeleteHaaaaahaaaaahahahahahaaaa! U r just an oversized PANT!!! Wetin u wan watch? U nor read say she nor get power to shout like goat?(There must be some crazy ass goats wen dey "shout" 4 her villa). Anony 10:47 u r such a clown! Lol! Mw dearly beloved frigidta u berra open ya mouth, inflate d hell outta ur lungs n scream as though u r being freshly circumcised! Haba! Even some women wen dem take motorsaw remove half of their clit plus some part of d inner n outter labia, all in d name of circumcision, still dey moan so WTF is ur deal??? Abi ur borbor dick nor dey reach d shaki? Hiaaaaaan! U berra relocate.com while it is still day, for wen d nite comes...
DeleteOdeh! Ashewo oshi!
DeleteOhhh. Why? What is wrong with you people. Lmao!! Shaki? *sigh
DeleteIs dat a ?
ReplyDeleteHahahhahahhahahah..nothing wey I no go see for linda ikeji,s blog..no be small u no fit shout like a goat
ReplyDeleteLol your very funny Linda, help me ask her ohhhh
ReplyDeleteLmao! You this Linda u are just a silly girl! Very funny being! Well me maon o! Whether I'm tired or not, enjoying it or not(although very rare cuz I always enjoy sex with him) cuz it makes my man feel good and I'm happy when he feels on top of the world and feel like a man that he is! *smiles
ReplyDeleteU don MOAN so teee, u no sabi spell am agen abi?? #Moanerchi#
DeleteExcept u guys live in a face me I slap u apartment. I see no reason y u shldnt get d roofs off ***. Try a hotel n see d diff.
ReplyDeleteLol u mean tho!
DeleteAnon u r on point! If the living space is trashy, you just may be giving the neighbors your version of the "tong song"..........ng owerri
DeleteHahahahahahahahahahaha@Face me I slap u! So funny. Linda ur blog rocks!
Deletelol
ReplyDeleteAiyaaa
ReplyDeleteI fink I kno who dis is, only one person says 'aiyaaa'
DeleteBabes did u just say fiance,opeke u shown him hw dry u re,u berra pray he doesn't tk off wen Ekaete removes d roof of his car
ReplyDeleteGbamest!!!
DeleteGbam!!!babe moan lyk 2mrw aint comn.wnt advc u 2 shout cos my own bf hates shoutn.bt pls moan.guys luv dt.do b4 ekaette takes ur place.
DeleteU get am!lolz
DeleteMumu
ReplyDeleteLol @better thing hammer u! I agree Jare. D thing no touch her for d volume knob wey Rey control d moan. She for halla oyi eh in 2baba's voice
ReplyDeleteLwkmd......'volume knob'. But na true u talk sha.....
DeleteLmao. This is so hilarious. Moaning isn't only done when better thing hammer you. If your partner wants to hear you moan, you can act it na. Haba. You don't need to moo like a cow for him to know you are moaning, you can meww like a cat if you want your moans to be silent. Abi. It is not a pre-requisite but a sensual sound can turn your man on faster.
ReplyDeleteAbeg, what would you do if you caught your spouse cheating. VOTE HERE
Anon 10.50 s just a clown...LMAO
DeleteLinda sef,well na ur way
ReplyDeleteLol @better thing hammer u! I agree Jare. D thing no touch her for d volume knob wey Rey control d moan. She for halla oyi eh in 2baba's voice
ReplyDeleteI moan as a hobbey. Whether I'm rolling in d hay with my bobo, sleeping, eating e.t.c. I'm a professional moaner, not 2 talk of being hit by "better hammer" according 2 linda. *amrra*
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha.... My dear, ur obviously not enjoying it, cos if u are, nobody will tell u 2 moan o, leave dat matter dat u can't shout like a goat
ReplyDeleteDon't moan oo, wait for me to come and help u moan mtshhheeewww Abeg tell us the real story jor.... Your guy dey vex say u too dey moan like goat... Ride on.. U on the right track :)
ReplyDeleteNt bleat like a goat now lol,buh @ least moan gently giv I'm a soft ringtone to show he's d man...like uhmnnnnnn awwwww yeeaaa baby giv to me huni....awww ur d man....lolz...post ma comment o linda....:D
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!! What is this? 😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteI refuse to read u guys comments... Am at work jeje nd u want to turn me... LMAO
DeleteMy Dear Linda Ikeji herself has answered the question. No more comments
ReplyDeleteLol @better thing hammer u! I agree Jare. D thing no touch her for d volume knob wey Rey control d moan. She for halla oyi eh in 2baba's voice
ReplyDeleteCorreeect
DeleteIt encourages d guy na....evn if u dnt wanna shout, u cud squeak like a "rat" or do d cat "meow" thingy...
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha! Linda you're a clown. Lol. The most important thing is you enjoy having sex with him/her.
ReplyDeleteRead up How to make your lover's friends like you on GISTville
If ur man doesn't get u singing 'Hossana to the highest' then he aint doing it right. #straightFace
ReplyDeleteGbam linda,u av answered the question!
ReplyDeleteDat means u no enjoy am...lol
ReplyDeleteInstead of moaning try bleating...u go see say he go beg u make u quite
ReplyDeleteLMAOROTFL!!! Abeg who bi dis again??? Lawdy dawdy! Am in stitches! U r at least 25 shades of cray cray! I luvvvvv ur comment jare!
DeleteLmfaaaaoooo!!! OmG!! How do u guyz come up wif all dese crazy comments??! Lmao..d guy fit run o! Rotfl!
DeleteBabe abeg find job
ReplyDeleteLooool
ReplyDeleteI have a boyfriend that loves me moaning. He feels when u moan he is doing his job right. N guess what when I moan he becomes hyper active.
ReplyDeleteOverall, I'm not the type to moan or be expressive. Not that I'm not enjoying it, I do a lot. But guess what, I moan and express sweet passion and all that blah blah just for him. It's assuring to a guy when you moan and say stuff. Makes him feel good that he is hitting the spot and getting you right. So if you care about your man's feeling, MOAN!.
ReplyDeleteOverall, I'm not the type to moan or be expressive. Not that I'm not enjoying it, I do a lot. But guess what, I moan and express sweet passion and all that blah blah just for him. It's assuring to a guy when you moan and say stuff. Makes him feel good that he is hitting the spot and getting you right. So if you care about your man's feeling, MOAN!.
ReplyDeleteGbammest
DeleteGbammest
DeleteHehehehe Av u tried watching BF without sound?
ReplyDeleteCan u listen to a worldcup finals commentary on d radio?
How do u feel straffing with all ur clothes on?
Have u listened to May D's gimme d soundtrack?
My dear dat sound is 2nd to listening to Budapest choir chant d final Symphony.
A moanless sex is just like sleeping with a blind girl,she doesn't know when its CUMMING.
~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310
hw was the break???
DeleteI am an Lib reader, but this is the first time i would comment cos i can totally relate to this situation.
ReplyDeleteHow can u not moan, u be corpse?
I am married with kids and my spouse does not say a single word during sex. he doesn't moan, he doesn't say i single word. in fact even deaf and dumb go make some noise. when i say mute, i mean press remote control on your TV Mute. there is no noise no single noise, not even when he is coming.
And trust me i know the pain and frustration attached to such sex life. there are times i have thought of quitting because of this.
sex is good, but u touch me and don't say anything, how do i know it is sweeting u?
please i beg u for the sake of your relationship talk ooooo. Talk till u begin to speak in tongues.
I am an Lib reader, but this is the first time i would comment cos i can totally relate to this situation.
ReplyDeleteHow can u not moan, u be corpse?
I am married with kids and my spouse does not say a single word during sex. he doesn't moan, he doesn't say i single word. in fact even deaf and dumb go make some noise. when i say mute, i mean press remote control on your TV Mute. there is no noise no single noise, not even when he is coming.
And trust me i know the pain and frustration attached to such sex life. there are times i have thought of quitting because of this.
sex is good, but u touch me and don't say anything, how do i know it is sweeting u?
please i beg u for the sake of your relationship talk ooooo. Talk till u begin to speak in tongues.
Lwkmd..@tv mute.
DeleteAiye mi o! Kai kai kai! Una no go kill me o!.....lol
DeleteAre u one of those fat women with big tummy? Bcos a man's enjoyment sometimes comes from d fact that he's wife is sexy. Pussy no sey sweet again after you've had it constantly for straight 2years & above. *in my opinion
DeleteI don't beg any girl to moan but with the size of my dick and every its very compulsory and willing they moan... If I want to fuck a wood I know just were the bushes are... If I catch deaf and dumb self they go get their miracle instanta talk less of talking and hearing souls
ReplyDeleteU re a funny ass nija.. Rolng on d floor nd laughn out loud..
Delete@Linda's comment...u don spoil finish...lol.... bt on a serious note if d guy hits d nail on d right spot, u will surely moan....
ReplyDeleteAbegi,na by force to moan? So many factors wey una suppose consida b4 una bombard her wit lecture. I sure say plenty of una wey de write here no de moan,una just de do follow follow.
ReplyDeleteThe louder the moan.....the quicker the cum...haha! Jayfeelz
ReplyDeleteWhen last did you have sex that you are talking Linda? Moaning is outdated jor. Talking is more like it.
ReplyDeleteThe louder the moan...the quicker the cum!!!!
ReplyDeleteMy bf doesn't moan y? I've only hrd him moan once or twice during our numerous episodes.I like hearing him moan sha mks me feel all powerful. U better moan n feel alright.
ReplyDeleteto me, i feel its not necessary to moan during sex... After all nothing is stoping is John Thomas from excercising domininon. Instead Linda should reframe this question "why don't men moan during sex?"
ReplyDeleteLoooooooooools!!damn...if u aint moanin den u aint feelin d D!!
ReplyDeleteHey lady....re u human at all....do u really enjoy sex??? do u belief sex is a task or a way u can bond with ur man?
ReplyDeleteI want to believe u are civilised and enlightened cos moaning isn't shouting but then if u are soo moved to that point then hell yeeeea!!! scream and shout if dats how u feel
Sex should happen freely without any boundaries so far its mutual and not bein forced, contrary to wat u say it seems u re shy or holding back from moaning
My advice,loosen up sexually, get to know wat ur man loves most in bed, try relaxing before sex(a sensual massage by ur man would help) and get down rite dirty if ur man so pleases!
Don't forget most men want a lady out thr but no man wouldnt enjoy a freak in the bed-FACT!
Yea back to ur question...YES moaning is important cos it stimulates ur partner sexually and also let the man know he's doin something right and don't just lay thr like a log of wood!...lool
chei Linda Linda ! ! ! Na u biko.
ReplyDeleteNo comment abeg, Linda don talk am finish... ROTFLMAO
Nonesense tolk
ReplyDeleteIf I handle u nobody go tell u b4 moan like goat,dick pas dick na...wen my GF gives BJ its just out of dis world..I av to make sure dat dre iz music play ing @d bkgrnd..lol
ReplyDeleteMen are turned on by sight and sound. moaning makes a man feel he is doing a good job n make him pump more. please ladies learn to moan. It makes a man keep cumming back to you. -Newyorker
ReplyDeleteMy dear Ekaete wkd help u,den u wld scream n loose ur voice
ReplyDeleteSome men don't like to hear u moan, I had one boyfriend who told me I was too noisy bcos I used expletives as well..I dumped him fast fast jor, I need to tok wen I'm being haMmered really well..abeg free urself mooooannnn for the rite reasons
ReplyDeleteMoaning is not a criteria. Altho most people tend to moan in the heat of pleasure.. Not necessarily shouting per say, it is even a turn off for me if she's hyping her moan.. I find it even more sexy when a girl that is not naturally a moaner gives off a light sound when the thing touches the spot or when she's about to cum.. In other cases, some peoples reaction to pleasure might not be through the sounds they make but by the expression on their face. Some bite their lower lip or dim their eyes, others open their mouth and show the tip if their tongue..etc I could careless if she moans, i know she enjoys sex with me when she's willing to do it anytime and even begs for it..
ReplyDeleteYou've really been around.
Deleteyou dont moan....nixxa u better moan, scream, fart or do start jumps. moaning keeps it fun talk dirty aswel. ur mans dixk must be small.
ReplyDeleteMy sista abeg i 'm wt u on dis,don't moan if its not ur thing,must everybody form? D guy is not hammering u well,dem nor de tell person wen d moaning hammering touch u
ReplyDeleteis your hole bowl that you dont moan..or are you not human na pestle u nid...
ReplyDeletewtf!!
DeleteI ve bn laffing my ass out here o at all d comments!naija pple funny die!but bleating fit make d guy run o!bleating ke!bt aunty try moan o cos these U-19 opeke girls these fit moan u out of ur marriage o,...coded tunes
ReplyDeleteI never knew what real moaning means untill I met my husband........He is so good in bed I even ve tears of pleasure sometimes.(lucky me)..
ReplyDeleteA guy ability in bed greatly affects d moaning episode
Dem ask una question una dey say e funny..its a yes or a no.I bet some of ya'll even cry & vibrate out of excitement.my ans is yes!!!yes!!!yes!!! Ahhhhh I have cum
ReplyDeleteIf better Anapa hammer u, nobody go tell u. So if u dey cum sef, u no dey moan. Or abi u no dey cum? If u no dey cum, then your boyfrind no try.
ReplyDeleteanybody wey no moan during sex, male or female no feel the sex. Why u go sleep like Iya Ganku Ibadan? Are u dead?? Even deaf and dumb go make sound.
ReplyDeleteI believe u don't enjoy the show coz u wuld ve been moaning the hell out of ur mouth. U better wake up before ur property bcomes someone else own. Good luck!
ReplyDeleteA for Apple..ouch!your man definately moans when we do it.don't mind him joor.
ReplyDeleteWhy won't u moan nah, lol....na ur soundtrack go ginger him the more, lolz, berha stop dulling urself
ReplyDeleteI have a friend that crows like a cork when cuming.....his girl sounds like an oracle when moaning during sex......hewn!hewn!hewn!heeeeeeewn!......laugh wan kpai me for here o!
ReplyDeleteLaugh don kill me 4 som comment here linda funny girl if beta tin hammer u go moan. Lol
ReplyDeleteIts only a learner that would be happy cos a girl is moaning loudly on bed..When and if a girl is really enjoying ur sex, she's lost ,its like she's floating, her eyes her shut, its like your JT paralyzed her. When Your tongue and hers are locked, how can she shout? Soft subtle moans here and there, oh yeaa, ahhhh, hmmmm.. But then again, some girls must loud it, and scratch. Me thinks those girls just imitate what they see in pornos..
ReplyDeleteMy dear,maoning is not by force,d gal has not seen d rite john thomas,if she sees it,she won't have 2 ask first
ReplyDeleteLaugh haf killed me oooh... My dear Lib reader; better moan away, specially if he's really mending the fence! Blazenaija says so :)
ReplyDeleteFAKE IT GIRL COS ANOTHER GIRL WILL BE MOANING AN ENTIRE HOTEL ROOM DOWNOO WITH UR MAN RIDING IT.
ReplyDeleteI dont just moan, I babble incoherently cos I feel all sorts of flavors... my guy on the other hand is kinda stingy with the moans but they come small small....
ReplyDeleteNow to the babe in question, I cant imagine not being expressive during sex. How can you not?! Im tempted to believe that you're not enjoying sex and so is your boyfriend.
You can't fake something you don't feel, maybe you guys need to sit and talk about your sex life. Good luck with that.
why u no go moan when u no be dead body... You want make the guy confuse abi....The louder the moan the quicker the cum the sweeter the better
ReplyDeleteSize of the dick dont matter here !! If u dont moan, another girl will moan on your behalf "like a horse".. !
ReplyDeleteI moan during sex o cos my boyfriend is super good in bed.But d problem, is dat he hardly moan n wen I ask him why he usually says he needs to concentrate n make me feel all d pleasure I deserve.
ReplyDeleteWhy is it dat men hardly moan during sex?pls,I need answers
Omo me I dey moan sometimes...especially if the pussy is sweet and tight...I'm a guy and I moan...ain't nuffin wrong with that...
DeleteUr man dey try ooo, my gf go just lie down like log of wood, light a ciggie and busy herself with a novel or ping away on her BB as pump away furiously.
ReplyDelete*dead* somebody fucking kill me now. Libers ohhhhhh
DeleteROTFLS, smh @ solomon nobleman
ReplyDeleteBeen awhile I had it tho, bt. Back then my ex do make real sound, dt even wit gen, u can still hear, I used to put ma hands in her mouth tor reduce volume, I do make sound too, bt if she really wanna enjoy me, I keep mute dt makes me nt cum easily, then she gets so high n cum, bt atimes she feels kinda disturb when I don't talk, Mt knowing its all for her.
ReplyDeleteI love it when ma lady moans with her waist instead of her mouth......... by throwing my sluggings back to me fiercely,hit her once in her deep pussy,she fires back on ur dick with 4 terrific strokes!! Men!!! Dats what I like,he'll ya!!! Love her to shut her mouth,we get drunk,we fuck and fall on d rug!
ReplyDeleteFinally after coming a couple of times,I like to pass out with my dick right inside her honey pot!
Lemme finish d work at hand! See y'll!
Moaning during sex is involuntary. You're probably not really enjoying it. Seriously, how can you be QUIET during sex?
ReplyDeleteU r boring Dear LIBer ad ur fiancé has a small dick dats y u hvent moan unconsciously..met real men wit real big fat dick ad u won't hv cause 2 say moaning sounds like ur a goat..#pokaa#
ReplyDeleteMoaning is really good. Its even beta when u talk. Its pleasurable whn he says"swt,am I hitting u hard n u be like-- yes baby. U're soooo gud at wat u do",stuffs like"oh yeah! U kw hw 2 work ma boy". Smiling. Well,at least I love we my boo n I r doin it. Gal,if u're nt moaning,u sure aint geting it well.
ReplyDeleteC'mon, sex is always a 2 way tin for we guys.....moaning is like appreciating the effort of the guy.
ReplyDeleteI jus luv dis linda Ikeji. Ur damn too real!
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmm nawaoooo I no no anythinoooo! But once u hammer d gizzard at d right spot, d person must surely speak in tongue... But If u no come sabi ur work well... Just no vex if d reciever begin read newspaper as d action dey happen ooo.
ReplyDeleteKam bia kwa nu!
ReplyDeleteit is always gud 2 moan dear cuz it wuld help grant a smooth ride 2 ectasy island 4 both u n ur man
ReplyDeleteLinda u've got me lolling for dayzzz.. Wow :-). Gud answer I must say!
ReplyDeleteMoaning can save your marriege!! Lol. Start if you don't. @nastoafy
ReplyDeleteDear LIBer, better thing hammer you, you no go moan? Like you have a choice? Abeg leave matter for Matthias jor! Lol .....LWKMD this girl .
ReplyDeleteMy friend Moaning is not something you have to think of to do...it would just be coming out naturally once the guy just find the right spot to hit somehow somehow and if my partner doesn't moan it means its BORING..end of story...talking from 12 years experience .... Just passing by
ReplyDeleteMy babe makes noises but she doesn't moan out. It's fucking annoying.
ReplyDeleteI once had a bf who is not a moaner. My dear I had to check once if he was reading a newspaper just to be sure. Its very frustrating so u had beta start moaning now before u lose that fiance of urs!!! Miz kudi
ReplyDeleteNot moaning gives the impression like:'okk u Son of a bitch,do wat u wanna do and get d hell out of ma face!!.....and such attitude can be acquired by having too much of 'no strings attached sex'!!!so wat are ur antecedents baby??
ReplyDeleteU beta moan madam cos I know how I feel when my baby moans he doesn't just make d uuuhhhh aahhh kind of sound he calls my name like aahhh cynthia... And boi! Does that make me feel powerful
ReplyDeleteLwkmd...why won't u moan..are u a learner.wink
ReplyDeleteWhy wont you moan? That will be like watching a football match without commentary. Imagine how boring and uninteresting that would be.
ReplyDeleteu talk say u dey enjoy be sex cha bt u no fit moan or shout,dont ooo mak e go b lik say u dey fake am,mayb ur v is v wide.
ReplyDeleteU av gat 2 moan sweetie! Moaning comes frm within and imagine dis u moaning and after d whole episode he gently carries u and av ur bath 4 u. ᶥᵗˢ so sweet. Moaning makes him cum faster, encourages him and ᶥᵗˢ kinda funny...#me sef must DO dis nite O°˚˚˚ #
ReplyDelete@Yemi, a guy would only moan when he is given a better BJ, nice ride by his lady and the most of all "Lap Limbo" Ask your man to sit in a chair and place a pillow under his thighs to elevate them. Lower yourself onto his lap (while facing him). Lift your legs up and place them on his shoulders. Now, he will grasp your hips as he enters you with each thrust. This position is great because you can control the direction of his penis to properly hit your G-spot! Trust me on this, and for the LIB reader, u can also try the lap limbo. I swear when something touch your g-spot!, u no go only moan and shout i bet u, you gonna release single and at least u will experience orgasm for the first time.
ReplyDeleteAhn ahn! Made up ma mind not to comment buh this right here, hmm...is an evidence of watching porn 25hrs in a day(not even 24)..omo slow down o, not all guys/girls are willing to break their bones just because them wan try your fantasy "lap limbo"...alaye slow your role jor!
DeleteLinda post my comment joor
ReplyDeleteBetter thing dey hammer linda wella. Spoilt linda. Go and marry o.
ReplyDeleteBut guys don't moan, but expect us to. I've never heard a guy moan or groan during sex and from what my friends say I'm not alone...
ReplyDeleteU don't need to be adviced to moan. Anybody dat enjoys lovemaking moans. Siss
ReplyDeleteLin LIn...u sure say person ask u about dis or na u just dey take style ask us 'cos your bobo don dey complain...abeg moan away the enjoyment...Thank me later!
ReplyDeleteCan't judge but wth! If it feels good you can't help but moan. Honey, plz... you must like women. Smh
ReplyDeleteDear Linda,
ReplyDeletePlease what do you think about anal sex? My boyfriend is always begging me for it. Do you think it is okay for a boyfriend or husband to want it? I thought it was just for prostitutes.
How can you even mention Matthias in the same subject?
ReplyDeleteLinda I feel sorry for you.
You are preparing your down fall.
Please pray otherwise don't say you wer'nt warned.
Wow. I no words for yu
Deletei think it comes naturally.
ReplyDeleteAre you a log of wood ?
ReplyDeleteI'm a virgin sooo, I dunno sha...but na by force to moan. If the sound no gree come out then what? Lol, I think it would be important though. I guess sex is a two way thing, if he likes it then moan. It's not as if moaning prevents you from...err, being satisfied. Like I said, I dunno oh!
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No offence buh you be virgin, so? You don try take am apply for visa? Better still, include that in your C.V or next application, its sure to land you the job..ode oshi famzing the virgins...mstchwww
DeleteAll I can say is the guy never hit the right spot cuz if he hits the spot walahi you go speak in tongues & begin to confess without you even realizing it...... Like Linda say, when better thing hammer you, no be person go tell you to bleat, moan & groan!
ReplyDeleteLinda the MOANachi
ReplyDeleteI will soon stop breathing cozo lafter!! Dese comments r frigging hilarious! Lord have mercy! Rotflmao!
ReplyDeleteden bark naa...lwkmd
ReplyDelete@anon 10.49 don kill me wif laffta ooo choi !!!
ReplyDeleteFIRST OF ALL NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE!! BYE
ReplyDeleteTank u all for d advise fellow readers :) from now on will be screaming and speaking all d languages in d whole world. But wait oo... Will stick to moaning in Calabar language, that will be more sexy *wink*
ReplyDeleteOmo this 1 na Mathais matter o. Better moan ur arse out,if not he'll probably feel like he aint doing enuff....u can even spice it up with dirty talking like "make me cum wiv that fat dick of yours" "I love the way ur dick feels in my tite pussy" "awww yeah baby aww fack shit Slaammmm me drill me like the world is about to enddddd". I'm sure u can think of more .p.s Linda post ma comment ooo
ReplyDeletelmaooo!!! @ all the comments, Nigerians are too mean
ReplyDeleteHas she not heard May D's song "soundtrack"...what does she think he was talking about....madam open ya mouth and let it out!!!
ReplyDeleteAnon January 15, 2013 at 12:33 AM only prostitutes? your bf has gay tendencies.
ReplyDeleteVery Interesting Topic....I Used to fuck a girl that Moans like a goat,Just touching her pussy alone,she trembles likes shes been electrocuted talkless of putting the real tin....As far as i am concerned the Mostly Used tones when a lady is feeling it is **ITS YOUR PUSSY,JUST SPOIL IT** LOL....Definitely you have earned yourself RIGHT OF ABODE...Dear LIBer im really short of advice now but all i have to say is just for you to step up your game likewise your man because i believe hes not hitting thats place.....yes the root i mean.
ReplyDelete"Iyeme, iyeme, iyeme" is much better.
ReplyDeleteVery funny and just last night my boyfriend said I was screaming the house down during sex and d crazy part is I didn't even realize it, I think that's was good sex does to you....... Obya-wa-ma-ma
ReplyDeletethe Guy is dickcially challanged..you dont have a choice if i hammer you....No be beans
ReplyDeletethe Guy is dickcially challanged..you dont have a choice if i hammer you....No be beans
ReplyDeleteDude must be dickcially challenged and stuff...as if you have a choice if mi jam you...
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ReplyDeleteHow you go like chuk key for your car e no make sound or your phone ring no sound no vibration? Moaning na ringtone of sex, if e no dey the sex na wa! It's sort of urges a guy on! It's like saying; 'You dey do well'
ReplyDeleteR u a moaner ... U better b a moaner ... Yes am a moaner
ReplyDeletehahahahahahaaa...linda have told you the absolute truth.
ReplyDeletebetter thing hammer u..
lindastic ikejegbish, u are one helluva clown
Baaaby...if i dont feel it, i aint faking NO! NO!......
ReplyDeleteLMFAO...linda yaff kee me o...u be baad geh linda
ReplyDeleteGet outta your head, feel it, stop being conscious and trust me, the moan will come.
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Wile all of una dey moan, please remember to use a condom, whether male or female condom.
ReplyDeleteN/B: I nor trust dah benin doctors cure 4 AIDS yet. D medicine go cost well well & I sure say nobody 4 dis blog get dah kind money atm.
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Babe, abeg moan o!! Its highly necessary! It makes your man know that he is doing an ok job with that honey pot and it adds some steam to the act or else it just goes boring... You can't be pricked by a pin and not react, same thing for sexual pleasure.
ReplyDeleteR u a learner.......R u in a library......pls abeg biko joor MOAN.....it contributes 2 d success of ur rship.
ReplyDeleteLinda ,I think this is a serious issue ,most relationship break up cause of this without the Babe knowing even in marriages.She go de form hard woman on a tender Loving sex period.Looking into ur eyes as if is that all mean while she done cum like twice ,oh even while coming tries to close her mouth.Some times I free my girl friend cause I feel am raping her reason she doesn't say a word nor moan .
ReplyDeleteWhen you dont moan.....simply put......the situationis just awkward and embarrassing! Abeg moan.
ReplyDeleteWhen you dont moan.....simply put......the situationis just awkward and embarrassing! Abeg moan.
ReplyDeletebabe abeg moan ooooo may b d tin no big if e big u shout you scream next you go .. mess mess
ReplyDeleteMy boyfrnd screams my name in bed, yeah I like that. But somtimes I'm like WTF,his screaming covers my moaning so somtimes I just shut up
ReplyDeleteLinda so you no dey moan while having sex, kai, u fall my hand
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