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Tuesday, 4 December 2012

Five year old boy asks Tonto Dikeh to marry him....

Awwwww, how sweet. Meanwhile what kinda weird pose is that? I blame the photographer...lol

142 comments:

  1. wonderful. and a 5-year old now knows what marriage is all about? lol.
    daddy n mummy of this 5 year old, stop exposing ur boy to tonto dike before he draws a huge tattoo on his back as well

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    1. She looks like an ant wit 4 legs.

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    2. Thtz right! She Lookz lke kangaroo thtz on d verge of leapn

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    3. Looks like she got sumtin big stuck in her ass...

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    4. I hv neva liked tonto's shoes dunny y

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    5. its outrageous,excessive n disgustic

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    6. Exactly =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=))

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  2. Absolutely awful pose,she looks like she might lay an egg...ewww

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    1. Why she wan lay egg? She be fowl? Lmao!!!

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    2. She looks like person doing dog style with big "kondo"..cough

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  3. That does it!!! My 4 year old will no longer be allowed to watch africa magic!

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    1. Why would you even allow a 4year old in the 1st place, most africa magic programmes say age 16.

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    2. Why would you even allow a 4year old in the 1st place, most africa magic programmes say age 16.

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    3. Hahahaha!! U shldnt have ventured into African Magic @ all!

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  4. ...the pose looks like she is "taking banana till she yoo"
    hehehe.

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  5. SheWhoMustNotBeNamed4 December 2012 at 14:58

    She looks like a toad in the photo! Lol!

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  6. Very obvious dt kid dint write that.....Tonto is on cheap drugs!so sorry for her......May God save her!

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    1. The fact dt kids ard u are not dis sharp at age 5,dosnt mean u shld doubt other kids.okbye.

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  7. That boy watches NOLLYWOOD at that age? Where are his parents?

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  8. Linda post my comment o, wat sort o rubbish pose is dis, ewwwwww, yuck, Igbo gehs ehn u go knw dem..mschewwww OZWOR

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    1. Fool,let d mention of dt igbo bend ur mouth,who told u shis igbo,ode oshi

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    2. Tribalistic idiot,pple like u spoil Nig.If u most comment apply evn d lowest level of IQ b4 u spit non-sense 4rm ur maut.

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    3. Tribalistic idiot,pple like u spoil Nig.If u most comment apply evn d lowest level of IQ b4 u spit non-sense 4rm ur maut.

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    4. Shut up fool! She is not Ibo. Goat!

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  9. Lmao, wah kinda sick joke is dat??? Abegi, dey shdnt spoil d kid's future o

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  10. Don't be a bitch

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  11. Marry ke...,i wonder wot is goin on in dt lil chap's mind?

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  12. THIS PIC WOULD BE BETTER ON HER LAME ALBUMS...THAN THE HORRID ONES THERE NOW...

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  13. what sort of post is dis one? isnt it obvious that some jobless adult put this boy up to this????mtscwwhh!

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  14. Tonto sue somebody!!!! The fotografa made u look like a refugee from somalia.

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  15. Abba kpoko... no dey gree any kind pose abeg!

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  16. Dat is Sooo the daddy's writing! How can a five year old write dat well nd neat? Not buyinh abeh!

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  17. It looks like she is....... We all know what it looks like.

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  18. Lol... This is serious! Tonto fans know no bounds be that o!! #POKO

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  19. Am trying to figureout what dis is all about,Lindiway dis is not news coz anybody can write dat stuff and take d pic of a child holding it.



    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310

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  20. Tonto looks like she's takin a shit

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  21. No problem she can o ahead and accept...I'm only afraid about the young boys' future, cos tonto might 'tontolise' him

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  22. little dude, pls run 4 ur dear lyf.

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  23. That kid so didn't write that himself, am sure he was just told to hold the board!

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  24. Lil boi..beta run oh.d beutiful ones re nt yEt born.wait for ur tym.

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  25. Lwkm..c as she b like spider wey dey shit big shit

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  26. OMFG that pic looks like she is sitting on a thick D*&k!

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  27. u all know 5 year olds in naija cant even read abi... talkless write in all caps.

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    1. 9ja isn't dat backward in education u know? My 3yrs old son reads 2 n 3 lettered words and writes in caps

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    2. Lyk U̶̲̥̅̊ cudnt read a lil' wen U̶̲̥̅̊ were dt age, abi?.....ode

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    3. Liar...3yrs old still cannot gather speech not to talk of writing..or reading shame on u for fooling urself

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  28. gosh dis is so sweet i love it too but that pose i dont like it her pussy wil even tear on that process.

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    1. Like,what is wrong with you?! Do you not know that someone else wrote that n gave that child †Φ hold?! Amag has finished some ppl sha,for you †Φ believe a 5yr old wrote that is just sad

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  29. that pose is epic fail!!! wtf? looks like she's shitting out a giant brick. yuck!

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  30. Age is just a number.

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    1. Ohhhh! Stop it! That soooooo doesn't apply here! Cradlesnatching.co.za!

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  31. Pretty geh who started veri well bt decides 2 go gaga rite nw nobdy taks her serious again.cute anyway

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  32. It looks like shez crapping out that big brown lump of........

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  33. Dnt worry boo u might...when she's old nd desperate...u might be her toyboy

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  34. Looks Like a BLOCK is coming out her ARSSS!!!

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  35. If this boy is my child..I will disown him

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  36. No way,i personally bind it lol . Tonto no need small boys ,na matured real men like me she need . I love u Tonto , I don't give a damn abt what haters say. Ur song with Terry G is cool I love it........ All we need do is give Tonto a chance . Their is nothing wrong with someone acting and at d same time being a singer . People like 2pac,brandy,whitney hutson, janet jackson, Mariah cariah etc did sing and act. So lets all support our own super star Tonto and be proud of her.

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  37. Lol. Anti tonto pls marry him oooooo.

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  38. So shiting for buket na style to snap pic werin I na go see both eyes shot close

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  39. Lol! I don't understand dat posing too. Does a 5yr old know who she is? Don't u fink some adult are behind this?

    DireDayo

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  40. mstchwwwwwwww I knw sey na tonto's nephew or cousin be dis, she jst wants to claim loved by kids. i knw that for sure its a planned wrk, if its nt her relation then the paid d child's parents to do this cz even a child will nt want tonto dikeh or poko or crazically fit as a wife. linda we need jist nt al dis yeye d smell

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    1. amebo,, na so u go dey carry false news,,,, u dey for dat place? How u take know who d boy be?

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  41. Very awkward pose...her head seems bigger dan her body, lol

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  42. Hehehehehehheheheh see tonto see antelope. Lmfaoooooo. This geh won't kill me. Its #poko# baybay.

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  43. The pix is truly wierd. Small pikin pose. As for the 5yrs old kid, he sis still a boy. Never know much. Want a flat belly, burn fat from part or entire body, eat right for healthy sake and maintaining your body shape with fitness.Visit this website to learn more http://bit.ly/fitnessandweightlossreport

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  44. Ngozichukwukamma4 December 2012 at 16:06

    Awwwwww! really sweet! Lin hope u r not thinking this five year old wrote that shaa...

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  45. Awwwwwwww! So cute!!

    As for Tonto's pose, no comment jare. Commenting about her is a waste of ink. gbam!

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  46. Looks like your girl is taking a giant shit! ewwww

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  47. lwkmdfh...which kind posture be dis one @tontoh...seems like u cant get enuf of insults from nigerians..smh
    and am very sure someone wrote that on that slate for the poor boy..he has no idea what he is displaying..

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  48. His mummy beside him obviously wrote dat 4 him!
    Attention WHOORISH-MUM!
    Pimping out ur child huh?
    Wat 5yrs old writes so maturedly!
    *kmt*
    Billie jean

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    1. Can any good thng come out 4rm billy the Goat,absolutely Not.

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    2. Can any good thng come out 4rm billy the Goat,absolutely Not.

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  49. She looks like a spider.... And that thing she is sitting on looks like an over sized dick...

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  50. Mtsheew! Luks lyk d parents of ds lad are in need of some cash or maybe tonto is up to one of her tricks

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  51. that picture is strange.What a weird pose.

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  52. Na so five years and that's his handwriting? Una don see mugu abi. Tell that to the kids like him not me. Doubt if the kids will even believe this lie. Linda u can sha believe nonsense at times.

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  53. Is her @$&$ that wide?

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  54. Aunty Tonto is not a pedophile lil boi!
    So drop dat placard and go back to go back to school my friend!
    Wonder who is teaching u such,ur mama should be ashamed of herself!!
    Nonsense mtcheeeeeew

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  55. go get a lif tonto dikeh

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  56. Anti Tonto beta agree o cos this may be your chance to get married

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  57. lmao. Tonto Dikeh never ceases to amaze me.

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  58. Sombody just complained abt Nigeria Journalism doing copy n paste n ua still into it... Linda!!! Dats dat... Concerning dis one here I'll say dis is not true, dis boy didn't write it

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  59. The parents of this boy seriously need help wt training their son. So Tonto is such a role model that ur son wil write a text like dt and Ʊ will support him by putting it out for everyone to see, so that wot will now hapun huh? PuuleEeeaaaasssse, next yur daura copies Riri pose and Ʊ put it out too. MsheeEeeew! For Toto's head now she wil be feelin fly ni...

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  60. Hehehe this boy ehn. No comment

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  61. We all knw dat a 5yr old can neither read well nor write dat well. So, whoever did dis...COOL STORY!!! *yawning*

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  62. I can't help but to laff @ it. cos that little boy cannot write maturedly lik this

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  63. this boy didn't write this na....what does he knw about love or marriage or the strange name tonto

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  64. Tonto is busy making cold cash and u jobless ppl are here yabbing an achiever!
    The good news is that in her world of boldness and excellence,she has nothing 2 do with losers like Y'll.Stop analysing Tonto's every move. Its a sign of low self esteem. If she was dat horrible why do gossip columns use her to get traction on a dull news day? Hungry ppl wey hunger and poverty don Dabaru una black mumu heads! Oloshi ppl!!

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    1. No mind dem,na bad belle go kill dem 1 by 1.

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    2. Shut d hell up,who told u she is making cool cash,are u blind can't u see she is trying to redeem her image she destroyed by herself,she is facing a lot of challenges she can't even think straight anymore hence dis cheap publicity,

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    3. Ah tonto! Welcome 2 LIB o!

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    4. Welcome tonto is dat u.

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    5. So glad to meet U̶̲̥̅̊ Tonto, can we hangout for Л̴ drink sometime?
      Goldfish

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  65. Wack actress, wack picture. Luks like she's tryna ride a big brown dildo!

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  66. Leave tontoh Dikeh alone. Haters

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  67. TONTO STOP TRYIN 2MAKE NAIJA LIKE YOU..iT CANT WORK! .U DINT HAVE TO FORCE THE BOY TO POSE WITH THAT. ASHYYY...LUK AT D PICTURE..DATS ALL SHE KNOWS. GOD HELP U!

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  68. Am sure d parents did it 2 get cheap publicity sum peeps Arghhhh.....MRS NNAGS BONARIO SEXYPRESSY

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  69. annonymous 5.3pm i support u very well dnt mind them low self esteem indeed just be watching them they insult tonto and cossy alot but anytime they see cossy or tonto issue they wil rush and comment while she sit bck and laugh her ass out, as for that joke up there tonto is as surprise as u guys cos she's not even into such children's games not to talk of doing it that was y she was angry when AY's daughter dance to her music,pls get ur facts b4 u lash ur misurable insults on someone.

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  70. Are we sure dat it aint the father of that boy that gat the hots for her buh the pose in the pix looks like shes doing the REVERSE COW GURL.......KIP IT UP TOTO POKO

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  71. Tonto is d new lindsay lohan....drama queen.she nyds an intervention

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  72. are we sure that it aint the father of the boy dat gat d hots for her buh tho the pose in the pix looks like shes doing the REVERSE COW GURL.........KIP IT UP TOTO POKO.

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  73. Ǎ̜̣̍м̣̣̥̇̊ ɪ̣̝̇
    ∂ only 1 seeing ∂ concept of dis pic?? Ya'll look again

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  74. cant stop laffing........mehn this is weird

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  75. Jesus, see tontoh.. Father Lord please spare this young boy from seeing such a nasty pic.

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  76. She is clearly in her best hit that pussy fro the back pose....I LOVE IT!!!

    Deep penetration

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  77. The photo is awful looks like she is pooing out a big one, or taking a big one. Worst photo ever!

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  78. Its Obvious d lil boi dint write,n 4 d pose*Smh

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  79. I don't think that kid has listened to her song cuz if so he wouldn't have writen this. Lol

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  80. Very ugly shoes and pose ..tchewwww

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  81. I sense Tonto's presence here wif d trashy talk always bout makin cool cash... *smelling*..

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  82. Lol! She looks like a spider

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  83. D boi might say it, den smbdy may write it 4 him

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  84. If this is a true story then that boy's parents should report for punishment osiso. God forbid bad thing

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  85. she looks like she's crippled.....hahahaha

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  86. This tonto sha knows how to react to public talks Ooº°˚ ˚° . She has commented severally on this page immediately after sumone says som shit, bebe Ʊ no de carry last! Just like Ʊ attacked here sometime ago wen ppl bisected Ʊ. Kip hiding under Anonymous and say Ʊ make cool cash,but first of all, gROW UP!#Gbam#

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  87. She looks deformed!
    Big head and thin body!

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  88. Which kind pose be this?She looks like a hungry soldier ant.mscheww!

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  89. Tonto wasnt forced to pose so,little child watch catoon,not tonto dike,i'm not hating,my blog-maryjanedavidson.blogspot.com



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  90. hahahahah............wud like to see tonto's response.....check out yelnatsfashion.blogspot.com

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  91. tonto u should hav told us u are lookin for a spous instead of goin indirrectly accussing a five yr old boi of asking u for marriage tolo-tolo.....

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  92. Why do parents use their kids to play such web-pranks???

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  93. first of all a kid his age can't write coherently as such. better luck next time.

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  94. now dats a stupid pose exposin 2much tonto even our 5year olds are in trouble its xo ewwww.

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  95. abeg jare! which kind lie be that one....the boy's senior brother or uncle prolly wrote it n gave to pose with!! *puke*

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  96. BE LIKE HUGE SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHA,GROSS LOOKING THO...WHERE DAT SMALL BOY KNOW TONTO 4RM AND IS HE D PERSON DAT WROTE DAT?

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  97. Tonto looks like she is shitting out a huge log of poop! Or shagging it....

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  98. that has got to be the ugliest picture ever and when that grows up he's gonna regret his actions

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  99. tonto is just copyin nicki minaj's pose bt i tink she sud b her self

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  100. Please save the future fron this Tonto character!!

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  101. What sort of parents would impose such an act on the innocent child who does does fully comprehend how to write and read talk more of writing coherently???

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  102. lol..aunti tonto oOO...haha an adult is responsible for this..lol

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  103. Lyk serzly? D lil boy cldnt av writn such, and its pathetic dt anyone wld use a lil boy lyk dis. And y wld dey expose a lil boy 2 tonto's movies? Daz d same tin as exposing small kids 2 porn! D parents nid 2 b spanked. As 4 aunty tonto....gat noin agnst u,kip posing lyk a lunatic.

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  104. Boy you better be careful for what you wish for

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  105. a 5 year old knows who she is?

    this is why i don't let my children watch Africa Magic...or any other movie channel that not for kids!

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  106. BABE U BE LIKE HU NO GET LIMBS EWWWW,DIS IS SOME SWAGLESS POSE,TONTO U DEY F.UP DIE,ANYWAY U NO GET SWAG BFO SEF,MTCHEEEEEEEW

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