29 year old Jackie Samuel is a professional cuddler. She charges up to $100 an hour to cuddle people who need cuddling. Lol. Oyibo people sef! Jackie Samu
el established The Snuggery in Rochester, New York and makes up to $500 a day and cuddles up to 30 people, both men and women, a week.
'I think I was born knowing how to snuggle. Snuggling is healthy, spiritual and fun. I think clients come to me for all
different kinds of reasons. Some of my older clients, their wives have
passed away, and they just need someone to be with, like someone to
experience touch with. Some
of the younger clients are between relationships, some are in
problematic relationships, and some people are just really curious and
they come to just find out what it's going to be like.' - Jackie said
Customers can snuggle anywhere in Jackie's house but most opt for her large double bed. #ashewotinz. lol. Kidding. But isn't it a little dangerous, inviting strange people into your home?
see what joblessness can cause..SMH..she wont say she has been sleeping with some of them oh...
ReplyDeleteAnd dem go come kill am for inside house one day..na she go use her hand open door for Serial kille/psychopath.. Go watch criminal minds oo..lol
DeleteWhat a way to make money!
ReplyDeleteReally otibo pple sef, see biz mk I do strt am 4 naija ....lol
ReplyDeleteIn today's news, business was good for proffesional snuggler Jackie Samuel until a man named John Doe sneaked into her apartment & slit her throat. Mr Doe was a former client who fell in love with her.....
ReplyDeleteWell, we all know what pyschopaths white pple can be.
Exactly.. "Criminal mind series things" lol
DeleteSuch tinz can't happen here in Naija. Snuggle??? No way. Will end with robbery, rape and all sorts. Infact, 'twill be "all i want is ur waist, ur waist" in Iyanya's voice. Tho, nice job 4 Jackie cos of the society she lives in. St.Nomski says
ReplyDeleteNa her society worse pass sef.. a society whr serial killer full pass..
DeleteWhere is Presh Ogu? I feel like giving you a cuddle.
ReplyDeleteSomeone shld try this in Lagos.
ReplyDeleteAshewo no get another name
ReplyDeleteSee how people can be creative,creating job where there was non using her passion,hope she mitigates against the risk implication?wish her well.
ReplyDeletePls go and sleep inside gutter..
DeleteOyibo na waoh,cuddle ke! I will soon set up my own in Nija, bc a lot of people will need d service here. What do u think peeps?
ReplyDeleteNwokem I tink ur eager to die!
Deletehopefully she dose a background check before she bring anyone into her home
ReplyDeleteHian
ReplyDeleteChai ndi ocha sef,which one is professional cuddler again eh linda!!!!....so her work is to sleep too.
ReplyDeleteFirst to comment!!!!!!! Did I make it dis tym? Ok ll check bak l8r!
ReplyDeleteSorry dear. Try again next time
DeleteNawa oooo dis cuddling fit lead 2 sex ooo
ReplyDeleteMaybe she is the person that should be feared.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely right. Someone that is not scared of sleepn sorry cuddling with strangers is dangerous. Anietie
DeleteEveryday new names 4 ashawo dey come out......
ReplyDeleteHmm Yankee people eenn. Okay from now i am a professional Kisser. My Charge is $100 per 30mins :D
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ReplyDeleteWat bout the older couples wif garlic breath..ewwww.oyibo people sef.try am 4 naija wether u no go catch TB or gonorhea..hehehehehe
ReplyDeleteEXTREMELY DANGEROUS...I WILL NOT BE SURPRISED WHEN CNN BREAKING NEWS HIGHLIGHTS HER MURDER BY A PYSCHO KILLER...
ReplyDeleteIf it's really you in this pic, then you are preety..
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Ode gidi! Not funny at all
DeleteWats dis? Bb fever?
DeleteMumu gidi..it shows you are a kid..
Deletewat nonsense ar u writeing?
DeleteNo mind him/her na so them they behave this is my pin 2296d94a
DeleteNo mind him/her na so them they behave this is my pin 2296d94a
DeleteThough it's dangerous.Her biz is laudable.The 'On Your Own'syndrome practiced especially in western countries is a silent killer.
ReplyDeleteAfter cuddling, what next? may GOD have mercy.
ReplyDeleteHow much does she charge to fucklle?
ReplyDeleteAmerica sha, you can make money with anything.
ReplyDeleteReal Ashawo she be...mtchewwww
ReplyDeleteSee ur avatar pic in bedroom with shaks and u call anoda pesin ashawo? Issorai
Deleteloooolz white people sha,and after cuddling her,ur worries are gone. Try it nau Lindiway,and see urself in 9months imprisonment.
ReplyDelete~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310
You and your dry jokes. See ya cone head. Ode
Delete@anon5.19 tank u 4 dat comment.Dis bonario is ANNOYING!!!! Wish he would just DISAPPEAR!!!! He is EVERYWHERE!! On dis blog... EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!
DeleteYou are dry jare
DeleteLmao @ cone head.Bonario girlfriend like am like that.
DeleteAll haters of Bonario's God-given life n gift will die or go for life imprisonment for him to succeed.
DeleteHe's everywhr on this blog? And is Linda complainin? Oga ade, you ppl shud fuck off and leave him the hell alone.. He has as much right to comment anytime on any post.. Kilode now?
DeleteNa wa for oyibo ppl ooo
ReplyDeleteOga ooo....ewo tu ni professional cuddler....aye lo yinbo aje ku
ReplyDeleteIts still way better than Sex Surrogates.
ReplyDeleteThat's dangerous.Visit/Follow my blog-maryjanedavidson.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteAshewotinz abi? *eye rolling**
ReplyDeleteLike linda rightly said, ashewotinz. She just rebranded her own and using a different method. But all na ashewotinz.
ReplyDeleteOyibolized prostitution! Smh
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahaha! What won't our eyes see on God'd green earth? C wot someone has made what seems like a successful career off of. Strange, strange times...
ReplyDeleteThe last sentence was the first thiing on my mind when i read this unless you have a bodyguard or cuddling in public it is dangerous having random strangers in your house what with all those serial killers rapists walking around. Me sef i wan start hugging business i really give good bear hugs seriously
ReplyDeleteHugging is priceless! So these men have no family members who they can hug? If they need hugs so badly that they will pay, there must be something wrong with them. She has created a niche market for herself.
ReplyDeleteThey are plain fools..
DeleteStrange
ReplyDeleteAshewo things,y wld u invite strangers to ya crib?
ReplyDeleteOf course its dangerous! If its in Africa dem 4 don turn her 2 juju by now. Sha its d pple paying 2 snuggle dat are d most insane here! She's just making money from a set of pple who have gone bunkers! Anyway,na her life,body n house n her risk
ReplyDeleteThey have serial killers, we have juju..it's the same thing ooo..
DeleteHmmm'maybe one day she would get exactly what she is looking for. If she likes let her Cuddle for 1million na she know" just better be careful Madam Cuddler#Rolling eyes#
ReplyDeletenothin wey man no go see or hear.. Linda u dey try o, u dy source information wella
ReplyDeleteOdikwa egwu!!!! Dis is wat i call Diplomatic ashewoism. Lol. Abeg I wan start my own business. If u need cuddle o, hug oo, fondling oo, any kind of comfort, Please contact me immediatley. Contact me via dandynvogue@gmail.com, or add on facebook (Dandy Anwuacha) and please indicate that you are adding for business purposes, so i can accept ur request. Abeg lets do some cool business. My charges wont be much, and satisfaction would be maximum. If oyinbo can do it, we can do beta. Lmao!!
ReplyDeleteAnty Linda, biko post dis 4me, I go give u ur percentage wen d money starts 2dey enter. Lol
I think una don see as person dey put her brain to work dey earn money?so stop putting the blame on the fed govt as refards those Phd and Master Degree holders that opted to apply for Dangote's package.Laziness wear cap for their head kponkwem!
ReplyDeleteROFLMFAO! Dis beats my imagination. Wth is a professional Cuddler?!? Lwkmd! Oyinbo pple sha.
ReplyDeleteAsinnn eh!!!!LOLLLLLLoOOOLlll...kai!! Oyibo pple sha sha!!!na wa
DeleteThis sound weird and creative.
ReplyDeleteSome bizzare siht right there!
ReplyDeleteDifferent Different types of prostitution...... Na wa oh.
ReplyDeleteFirst to comment is a dunce.
ReplyDeleteFor those of you nursing the idea of trying it in Naija, be ready for all the smelly and sweaty bodies.
ReplyDeleteSometimes i wonder how people reason in Nigeria...Regarding the Dangote employment thread i noticed most people on this Blog are totally ignorant of their Rights and Responsibilities..Why cant you all seem to realise our leaders has failed us and they know it ….Large scale Businesses are finding it very difficult to remain in business yet you calling for entrepreneurship,There are no basic facilities (External Economies of Scale)….After spending 4 years in the University or 5 yrs due to strike with another year Serving Nigeria of what use is it if you being Advised on your POP day to go learn how to Barb hair and makes Beads…..I have been Opportuned to visit a couple of African Countries and can tell you how backward nigeria is now as a nation…..Please Stop Comparing a Driver in the UK with a Driver in Nigeria….If you Properly Educated then you Deserve a better and more paying Job.You can't Compared a Skilled British Gas Driver who doesn't possess a Bachelors Degree Certificate to a Phd Holder Driving trucks filled with Rice and Sugar….Business Ideas is so cheap,has anyone every thought about its implementation in an Economy like Nigeria where there is no Stable Electricity,Good Roads,Security,…I don't expect more from a lawless country like nigeria where a governor whip a PHCN Officer SMH….I rest my case here,this is a food for thought….You have right to Constant Power Supply,Right to Security,Right to Allowances if you not gainfully Employed…Our Fate is Still in our Handss.
ReplyDeleteOPERATION WAKE UP NIGERIA
Abbey (Don Abembe)
Quick business go alao una cuddle up? Naija men nd women the ball dey ur court, show u can cuddle up real good nd nor worry about oyibo pepe.
ReplyDelete"Hard on" price not included.
ReplyDeletethis is a good job oh. see why wont all these suga daddys just cuddle. if that was all they wanted i go ashawo myself tyre
ReplyDeletethis is called enterpreneurship, using ur head to earn a living, ...am seeing comments here and i wonder how we Nigerians can be this shallow...na to go dey apply job for dangote
ReplyDeleteLOOOL VERY FUNNY, PERSON GO JUST WAKE UP TALK SAY NA CUDDLE BE HIN WORK. ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY BLOG http://mikelitoriz.blogspot.com/2012/10/packet-shirt.html
ReplyDeleteHeadline: - Ashewo advance in America
ReplyDeletethis a business she runs to make money and i think she finds out everything about the strangers background for letting them in, plus there will be security of course... yes there are people who like to be cuddled.. i have a friend like that.... making money is actually finding out what people need..... i love that sha.... but is it just cuddling or is there touch touch to go with it? hmm thinking seriously.... there's another thing that woman isn't telling us... lol....
ReplyDeleteDon't worry. Very soon, you will invite an axe murderer to cuddle with you!
ReplyDeleteNONSENSE, THE WOMAN NA WINSH WHICH KIN PROFESSIONAL CUDDLER BE DAT??? HISSSSSSSSSSSSS, DEY SHUD GET A FREAKING TEDDY BEAR JOR.
ReplyDelete....Endtimetinz!!!!!!!!!!, OBBY baby says so.
ReplyDeletehmm odikwa egwu ooo. Afta cuddling u tru out d nite u wake up d next morning u r still witout a job. dis is jst like getting high bc u want to run away from ur challenges. it is well sha.
ReplyDeletecomment signed, sealed and delivered by DatshapIboBoy
*thinking seriously* Cuddle & Company Ltd, Snuggle Cherry Company, Cud Snug ideas Ltd... reali confused here, tryna choose a name for my new cuddle company, any ideas LIbers? A free all night cuddle awaits anyone who comes up with the best Business name :D
ReplyDeleteanyways if this kind of thing happens in Nigeria, the headline ll b professional cuddler robbed,raped and beaten
ReplyDelete@str8frmdahips said..
ReplyDeleteThanks Anon @1.44AM..no ones saying saying Govt should create jobs put create a enabling environment..roads..infrastructure..power supply..rail..the rest would take care of itself!!
She is being creative reports has it that she left her lucrative job in wall-mart to do this its not all about the money for her its about making a name as a trend setter and as a pioneer
ReplyDeletewhen folks like Linda ikeji and bella niaja started online blogs main stream journalist dismissed them as charlatans and green horns today almost every body wants to own a blog like it or not this lady has pioneered a new form of medical and clinical psychology but the thing way dey there be say it cant work in Nigeria becos niaja men thing go strand and rape fit enter but i tink cossy orjaikor can do well in this profession hers will be for men to just com and cuddle her big boobs and pay 10k for 1hr
But truly linda ikeji u can pioneer this give it a try but u will need body guards to watch u on cctv before some retards cross their boundary
ReplyDelete-wth!!-
ReplyDeleteThe bottom left pic looks like a little girl not an adult!
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BONARIO- just say konji hol u..... u bin dey wan shak linda... for ur mind , u wish. the shape of ur head alone has disqualified u. bonario isi ube, bonario isi ogene, bonario ike nsi..... lmaooooo
ReplyDeleteLittle wonder why there's an extremely high number of psychopaths in the US...This is the height of joblessness
ReplyDeleteLinda can i come and cuddle with you??
ReplyDeleteShe knows the country she is from, where thing are done in a better way. The are a lot of ways to make money in nigeria too but not when the system is not working. For sure this can't happen in nigeria
ReplyDeleteI luv cuddlin,I can do beta*smiling*.I wldnt mind doin ds kind of biz.strictly cuddlin.
ReplyDeleteShe won't make a dime if she were in naija!
ReplyDeleteNa short time get am for here LOL #ashawothinz
dis is another form of ashawoism.cuddling my yansh.
ReplyDeletenawah for these oyinbo people sha........
ReplyDeleteOyibo no go kee person o!!!looool!!!dis won't work in Naija o!hunger go kee u!cuddling ko,cuddling ni!smh
ReplyDeletelol. Dis na indirect ashawo work ooo
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