Former House of Reps member and
Grammarian, Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon, has been appointed Chief of Staff to Governor Adams Oshiomhole of Edo State. His appointment was announced this evening and he will be officially sworn in at 10 tomorrow morning at the Edo State government house.
This grammerian done dump PDP. He shld work and leave talk talk
ReplyDeletePoliticians.. em all looking for food to eat... He was going so poor... He took solace in twitter.com like d rest of them jobless politicians do. Noisemakers..
Deletelooolz Gov Adams will also need a special advicer on English translation.
ReplyDelete~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310
Hahahahahahahahah....... English don suffer.....
DeleteLolz.... They have to get a Dictionary handy as from now on o! Ther is none of Hon Pat's sentence doesn't come with a big word.
DeleteHe actually speaks more of latin...those words r latin and a lot of his own conjured up words,not all are English words...
DeleteAs in!!!
DeleteHeeeheee, trouble done shele. Inyanga de sleep, trouble de go wake am.
ReplyDeleteHeee oturugbeke, serious wahala for Edo pple.
I beg wey my helmet. Egbe nak, man dodge.
My tot's exactly, though better expressed by you.kai wts happening eh!!!
Deletewe need action o not his yeye grammar
ReplyDeleteA country where anything goes..
ReplyDeleteNa big grammar he go take finish all the government workers for Edo state.
ReplyDeleteThis man grammar no dey dictionary oo. He go use grammar kill those wey go work under am..lmao!!
ReplyDeleteChei, I hoped Oshomole will be moving with dictionary so as to translate d English.
ReplyDeleteCheck me out
Oshomole, wtach out for Grammer 101
ReplyDeleteLoooooooooollllllll
ReplyDeleteCongratulations! Mr Bombastic!
ReplyDeleteI studied ENG from the university of BEnin. He will need me at this time as a special adviser. Vivian
ReplyDeleteLool!!!
DeleteGov Adams should always keep a Dictionary in his pocket to understand this Man o!
ReplyDeleteWhen you use too many unreachable vocabularies, it doesn't me you are a grammarian. Grammar is one out of many parts of a language....there are morphology, rhetoric, philology, etc. So don't address this man as a grammarian.
ReplyDeleteI feel u dear
DeleteI feel u dear
DeleteThe return of patooo.Dusting my dictionary bcos 2maro inaugural go hot
ReplyDeleteI don't want to judge if he deserve this Post or not, but their is something that annoys me about this man. It is necessary for politician to speak a good and clear english! But it is not good for a politician to only blow grammar.
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U lack swag!!!!
DeleteNo. Blow confusion..
DeleteIssorait,oyibo ga ari elu!emmmm oshiomole go find latest edition of oxford dictionary!
ReplyDeleteEco people get ready,,, the grammatical vocabs of this man na something else,,, get a dictionary translative tv
ReplyDeleteBut why?
ReplyDeleteEDO state don enter ONE CHANCE! his guy english no go fit ASSIMILATE..haha abeg i no go school.
ReplyDeletebenin illiterates are in trouble
ReplyDeleteBenin Literates sef no dey in trouble?
DeleteEven the literate ones are in trouble!
DeleteComic! I dey laff o! if this had happened on April 1st,I would have said it was April fool.Pls appoint a commissioner on his grammar translations too o.
ReplyDeleteOne down..at least one of them jobless noise making politicians on twitter has bn given a job..he will tweet less now. Over to Tʰᵉ remaining..dino and elrufai...jobless people
ReplyDeleteThis clown?
ReplyDeleteNa wa oh!
Who dey appoint who anty linda, dis ur headline no b here oooo! Hehehehoho
ReplyDeleteLooooooooooooooooool, My belly is hurting with laughter. People will not kill me with their comment on this blog o.
ReplyDeleteAbeg Linda, make sure you capture his acceptance speech o! Thereafter, post the transcript here for us to read n roll for ground. I no fit shout o!
ReplyDeleteOne down..at least one of them jobless noise making politicians on twitter has bn given a job..he will tweet less now. Over to Tʰᵉ remaining..dino and elrufai...jobless people
ReplyDeleteTim says....
ReplyDeleteThnkGod say no β info commissioner,e 4 worse.d return of gramMer.
Edo people its Time to take your GES 100 seriously
ReplyDeleteBenin is the home of tugs,riff-raff,arm robbers,alcoholics.......
ReplyDeleteAre u ok? U sure u r nt drunk? Hw does ur comment concern dis topic? Igbo smoker!
DeleteUna go hear am#dustin ma dictionary#
ReplyDeletelolz. Bonario.. very funny.
ReplyDeleteanother useless position we dont need ...rubbish!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaaaaaahahahahahaaaa o boyy
ReplyDeleteThe season has been iNitiated to explore the ramifications of this loquacious entity. It employs our youth to be sagacious and halt galavanting and around the society of intellectuals! I admire this grammarian because a person of his calibre.....NOT! This guy is something else!
ReplyDeleteEdo will be in need of spa to. The governor on *in patrick z voice* english distintergration
ReplyDeletewow...Edo go build new library..and 4 dia roundabout na statue of dictionary..@mc.owubaba
ReplyDeleteDusting my dictionary becos 2marow inaugural no go eazy at all ooo...... Hahahaha....
ReplyDeleteAHHH EDO STATE IS IN TROUBLE! ADAMS OSHIOMHOLE IS FINISHED..HE BETTER GO LEARN ENGLISH...EVERYDAY HEADACHE. HE GO HEAR AM..
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to you Sir. This is Highly Lucubrious! We behind you all the way, the way!!
ReplyDelete@ Topdawg,am damn so sure u havnt heard this man speak that's y u've asked linda to stop calling him a grammarian.this man that speaks what even the TV presented that interviews him can't understand?I personally have graduated from English and literally studies and even done my masters but can't still enjoy and understand this man while he speaks.it is said,too much of everything is bad,I think in a sentence if he reduces 4 powerful sensless grammar to 1 or 2,we will sure understand him to an extent
ReplyDeleteLinda pls record his speech 2day o nd post it I wnt 2 laugh o...lol
ReplyDeleteEnglish Galour for this Government house b that
ReplyDeleteThis guy will encrypt the government policies and confuse the indigenes. Oshiomhole will be thru with his second term by the time they decode the cryptic communication!! Its all a second term strategy to loot, confuse and loot!!
ReplyDeleteomooooo.............. na to find d latest NEW WEBSTERS dictionary cos ordinary OXFORD no go get e own kind of english.
ReplyDeleteHehehehe, I sorry for d staff and d governor!!!! Make Oshiomole go purchase dictionaries so dat pple can use or an English teacher to interprete dis man grammar oo, odawise them go get headache trying to figure out wat he's talking abt. Linda, u fit help sha with breakn down English.
ReplyDeleteU guys will be surprised cos he actually relates with his pple in his native language. The main grammar is reserved for the non-indigenes. And for the one seeking to be his special adviser cos u read english in Uniben, fYI, his wife is an English graduate of Uniben too. So she can apply as special adviser. Lol. "Charity begins at home"
ReplyDeletePLEASE THEY NEED AN INTERPRETER SHARP SHARP!!!!!if not after he speaks they might break into a fight interpreting in their various dialets what he means..LMAO!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAt this point of my locabulus apponitment to bobcraslky in my innuendo serve my villacrabrosis , I wish to gratifying thank you all for your unukankpo fotrushiol ikkiyhuihyndai mobkokopolo and may the almighty man who sits in a bustrashingly gold seat bless you all. Pat obahiagbon
ReplyDeleteOK O
ReplyDeleteThis is falacious,fallacy.that is going to brimm in the next four yrs from his bucal cavity.
ReplyDeleteall i can say is dt d man does nt knw wat communication is, he onli spits out words that i'm sure he does nt even knw d meaning. communication is a process whereby a person(sender) transfers information, emotions, ideas, feelings to another(receiver), such dt d receiver undstands d message d way d sender intended, it is onli wn d receiver undstnds dt communication has occured, if nt its a total waste of effort, it is more like an ibo man speakn igbo language to an hausa man, pls cn dr evea be any sort of communication? d ansa is no, so Honourable Obahiagbon learn to use simple english that poeple can undstnd when u speak so that performing ur duties as COS while be easy.
ReplyDeleteCan't stop laughing at the comments on this blog. @Pato...is that the speech we should anticipate for today's swearing in? **laff wan make me chew my teeth**
ReplyDeletei love this man forget the english he is a human right activist,if u discover pdp is not feeding your aspiration dump them...Advice to politicians
ReplyDeleteE be lyk say em be wan use english scatter Linda head na em make Linda pause d english abi una no see dat picture 4 up..... Abeg o dz is a pitable dismapisma n is lucrubrious 4 dem 2 appoint him
ReplyDeleteJESUS! *jst fainted*
ReplyDeleteOshomole has found a brilliant way to confuse his staff and distract them from chuking eye... if you know what i mean. HAHAHAHAHAHAH.
ReplyDeleteLet us enjoy the comic relief for as long as it lasts. Comic relief. That is what the appointment represents.
ReplyDeleteThis is a way to always make the state lafff. Oshiomole himself would always have have to hold a dictionary whenever Igodomigodo is around... Lol.
ReplyDeleteSmart nove though.
I think is time for edo pple will take their GST 101 serious. me dey like d man talkology
ReplyDeleteseriously laffing out loud;linda i nid a like button on ds blog,some commments make me wan hit the lik button....and pls dnt forget to record his inaugural speech...e don bi for Edo pple.
ReplyDeleteDino nd elrufai nkor?dozonce ar still jobless
ReplyDeleteall the housegirl and gateman must to learn english by force.
ReplyDeleteat least maybe edo people will start speaking better english now! ENGLISH TINZZZZZZZZZZZ
ReplyDeleteLinda, can't find my comment here. feel it, i want see it as others.
ReplyDeleteGrammer is not the issue. Oshiomole will soon find out that these are useful aids looking for jobs and peanuts rather than wanting to do a good job. I will laugh when he falls out with them in the very near future, especially when he identifies the true reasons why they have been angling and decamping from one party to the other. Ihonvbere, for example has a bad record in loyalty. He has displayed extreme disloyalty to nearly everyone he has worked with, including Baba Obj. He will do the same to Oshiomole - he is not a reliable person. He is simply looking for his increasingly failing relevance.
ReplyDeletehahaah get ready 1 2 3 gbosa....lol
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