The lady was promptly arrested by officials of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency shortly before she was due to board a Kenyan Airways flight to Nairobi.
The NDLEA Commander at the airport, Hamza Umar, confirmed the arrest. He said, “The quantity of drugs that Bala had inserted in her private part was so much that it affected her gait, drawing the attention of the NDLEA officials. No suspect has ever inserted such a large quantity of drugs in the country. Usually, cases of insertion are not more than 300g. The discovery was shocking.”
CRIME DIGEST gathered that in all, the 66 wraps of methamphetamine expelled from Bala’s private part weighed 1kg.
Bala, who claimed to be a widow and mother of three, told CRIME DIGEST that she was pushed to trafficking in drugs in order to raise school fees for her children. She said, “I am a widow; my husband died in 2007. I have got three children to take care of. I need N45,000 to pay some fees for my child and I also had to take care of my rent because I have a quit notice to leave my house in July. I was actually supposed to swallow the drugs but I was too scared to do so.
“I then decided on my own to hide them instead in my private parts because I was scared I would die if I ingested the drugs. I have heard such things happen. Although it was difficult for me to walk, I had to do my best because there is no one else to take care of my children.”
In his reaction, the chairman of the NDLEA, Ahmadu Giade, described the incident as disturbing. “Apart from the quantity of drugs caught with her, her route is a new development in drug trafficking. Drug barons now adopt a relay approach to drug trafficking. They wanted to use her to take the drug to another African country before using an indigene of that country to take the drug to other continents, where the profit is higher. We are not oblivious of their moves and we are prepared to nip them in the bud,” he said.
According to the agency, no suspect has ever inserted such a large quantity of drugs in her private part since the establishment of the NDLEA in 1989. The suspect, who is a graduate of accounting from a South-West university, lives at Ijoko in Ogun State and is a native of Lagos Island in Lagos State. She will be charged to court at the conclusion of investigations.
Culled from Punch
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Deletepoor woman,pls the law should show mercy for the sake of her children,she wont do it again.pls,she is a widow and its not easy for her,pls we all make mistakes....i feel for her o.
ReplyDeleteMistake? Cut us sme slack here pls! She knows wat d law says about drug traffickn...she went into it knowing d consequences. Am sure she's ready to face the law. Its pathetic tho...knowin ha helpless situatn buh a life time penalty isn't worth it
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Deletewould u have said dis if she's ur mum??? And a widow??? #justasking
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DeleteWONU:So u advıcın drug traffıckın abı she wıll fınd a way of payın her chıldren's skool fees ın cell.lıl patıence everytın wıll be fıne she wat she as caused her chıldren. KMT
DeleteOh puhleez, is she d only widow in nigeria, haba bad as e be, God dey na! #noxcuse
Delete@ nedu ,abeg leve story! How sure are you dat her xcuse is true? ' Course she needs a sad story for them to tamper justice with mercy nao..Even if,dere are pipu who hawk,fry sweet potatoes/yam/plantain or sell eba /amala to send their children to skul.The fact dat we av many unemployed graduates doesn't justify d acts of those who choose to be armed robbers outta d lots ooo #jessaying
Delete@Nedu,my mom wudnt do such nd she's a widow wit 4 kids.my dad died a month to delivry of her last child nd she was young.she did al sorts of job even used her car as taxi by herself.Dats no excuse! to v inserted 66wraps..dats gross,o po juu!!
DeleteThey are always pushed,who will nau take care of the children.
ReplyDeleteWTF na so d thing deep #surpised#
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts exactly !
DeleteHer la-la land must be as deep as a well.. She's not serious!! No b her mates dey do business? How has she been coping since her husband died??.. Her own don bend. Na judge u wan give all these stories to..smh
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DeleteKai, dis woman vjj must be real express road. Kola boof someone needs infubilation or wareva u say den do to tighten ur own.
ReplyDeleteLmao ur very nutty. Hahahah. Calling on kola boof
DeleteI do feel sorry for her situation. That is like signing your death warrant. If those wraps had bursted in her private, she would be dead and what would have happened to those poor chidren?
ReplyDeleteAre some temptations more difficult to overcome than others?
Don't know what to say right now!
Did you just say, 'I don't know what to say right now?' you write all this long thing and you don't know what to say right now? Abegii. Who's fooling who?
DeleteWat do NDLEA do wt all ds drugs dey seize? Just asking...
ReplyDeletekeeping it for u. Ajuju uwa.
DeleteGod,d babe no dey at all......
ReplyDeletelwkmd, what are the children saying about her now? hahaha
ReplyDeleteNDLEA should get smarter. Crack down on the barons. they could have let her thru and followed her to her delivery point and arrest the receiver of the drugs. She is just a mere courier. I feel so sorry for her. Imagine what N45k and rent caused her to do. I cant hold back tears right now.
ReplyDeleteCry her a river...
DeleteIn this entire story the ones that are really suffering are her children! The father is dead, the mother arrested and the landlord has probably kicked them out of the house!!! Poor kids!
ReplyDeleteCant these people learn? The scanner can even see the food you ate. its called FULL BODY SCANNER!!! The heartless Barons choose gullible and desperate people. This woman doesn't look hardened.
ReplyDeleteWow! Her vagina must be bubble-gum big just like Kimora's
ReplyDeleteBuhahahahahaha. Spot on. kimoras fani is big according to miss boof
DeleteIdiot!!!
DeleteLol maximus how do you know kimoras vjj size? K.boof told you right? Lols
Deleteher punana na bermuda triangle
DeleteChei. I feel sad for her.
ReplyDeleteI bet she was suspected while having orgasm from all that stuff up her stuff
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DeleteLmao! This woman deserves an award! Infact she should be in the Guiness book of records. OMG! 1kg of cocaine in ur choot!! That is like carrying about 5 large balls of eba, give or take 1 ball' in ur downstream sector!! The street value of 1kg of coke is about £40,000 so that woman carried 10 million naira in her private bank, lol
ReplyDeletekai, omo tunero. Na wa for u o! So tey u sabi street value.
DeleteWhat she loaded in her vj is crystal meth, not cocaine. Its street value is 1/2 the price of cocaine.
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I knw it's nobodys' biz wat ppl choose 2 do wit deir private parts bt gudlawd! Dere shld b a limit to 2 ppl will insert in dere! I feel sorry 4 her tho esp her kids.
ReplyDeleteNo maximus , Not big like Kimoras but big like Kim Kardashian's .
ReplyDeleteLmao!
DeleteShe obviously did not have to push drugs to fen for her children. I mean, there are charity organizations ready to help her.. BTW.. no one mentioned anything about the sponsors #justsaying
ReplyDeleteAbi o,wat do they do wiv d drugs,prolly sell it @ d black market,this is naija,and like wyclef said "anything can happen"..cyber rebel
ReplyDeleteWow unfriggingbelievable. So what makes her possibly made up story different than any other "carriers" that Linda has featured on here. No tribal comments as well? you guys are just gullible
ReplyDeleteSo sowi 4 her tho but she wil face d law cuz no excuze is gud enuf 4 d law!!!!! ZINA GH
ReplyDeleteJoor oo...Linda are u sure they said private part bcos a part that holds that amount of drugs has turn to public part....
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DeleteWITH THE GRINDING POVERTY IN NIGERIA WHEREIN THE POWERS THAT BE ARE SQUANDERING AND LOOTING MONEY FROM THE NATION'S VAULTS...WHAT DO U EXPECT THIS POOR WOMAN TO DO??? IT IS EASY TO JUDGE WHEN YOU HAVEN'T TASTED BACK BREAKING POVERTY.....
ReplyDeletethe part is no longer private then
ReplyDeletethe part is no longer private then
ReplyDelete9jadeltapikin... They all v ds same story D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ tell NDLEA but they knw the law Ȋ̊§ against anybody wey carry drugs
ReplyDeleteWithout having read the comments posted,whilst reading the article and the constant emphasis drawn to the large amount carried by this woman and the location of the 'product'i could only imagine the comments this would attract from LIB readers pinpointing the 'situation of the location'and Alas!i was not in the least disappointed!ds LIB commentators una no go kill person biko!
ReplyDeleteeya! all i feel 4 her is pity,some peeps find themselves in hopeless situation they just want a way out. lord have mercy o!
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ReplyDeletehow big is her vagina???? *perplexed*
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DeleteThe depth? Bcos u go soon ask. Wrist level and aiming for the elbow for it to have taken 1kg of whatever.
Hope I have been of darling help to you. Thank you and don't mention it.
sorry
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ReplyDeleteit is Kenya Airways not Kenyan Airways
ReplyDeleteHaba but they are plenty other things she could have done,trade,sew,farm,marry again,clean 4 people even.for 45k this was to extrem.what if the stuff got lost in that HUGE vjj? The woman no try at all o.poor kids..BBB6
ReplyDeleteHer excuse for taking to crime doesn't hold water, there are lots of nigerians out there whoms predicament is far worse than her's but they engage in petty trading. This will serve as a deterant to the likes of her,imagine the lives those drugs would have ruin had it be successfully traffik, the only sympathy i feel is for her children.
ReplyDeleteOh poor kids..plus poor Vjayjay
ReplyDeleteSee wetin money they cause, amazing inserting 66 wraps in p.........y, habba, without considering the adverse health effect and also the future of her children.
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ReplyDeleteMAXIMUS, u always have something useless to say. Well pity story she's puting up dre, bt 4 u to insert 66wraps in dre,..u must b hardened....I just hope ur traffickers offered to pay handsomely.
ReplyDeleteDo I smell a personal BEEF for maximus? The word USELESS is a bit heavy don't you think?
DeleteNawa oo..all for moneyd root of all evil*smh*
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ReplyDeleteits d children i pity,dey've bin thru a lot...seems lyk it has jst begun
'I did it bc am a widow' puulizz, save dt crap. My m um is a widow, she took to farmin n raised her children. Widowhood is nt a n xcuse.
ReplyDeleteDon't peeps read the news??, people always get caught!! yet they still do it. There is no excuse in this world to be a drug courier...smh...if you like blame devil, na ur own stupid decision o. Not saying am perfect but drugs is a no no..47vids.com don talk im own
ReplyDeleteSo sad, imagine the desperation she must felt to risk all just for 45k! And 9ja social services, what do they even do sef? Poor kids, from frying pan to fire. May God watch over you
ReplyDeletemehn its just so disgusting.....i cnt imagine d pain she'ld have felt wen it was being inserted into her 'ponana'.....do we now call this forstration or what....its @iAmhairs on twitter....we follow back
ReplyDeleteso nigerians have started doing methamphetamine. nawa o. i tot it was only cocaine n marijuana. #okbye
ReplyDeletePoverty in display & desperation to get rich quick.
ReplyDeleteAnd ask her to insert my penis which is not as BIG as the 66 wraps inside her PP she'd probably say am too BIG...But There you Go...
ReplyDeleteKevin
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MAXIMUS IS TOTALLY RITE.
ReplyDeleteThis is not a joking issue, all of u making jest of her,remember we re human,let's just pray the Lord's prayer, deliver us from evil and lead us not into temptation, that we escape some temptations remember its not by our own doing. My heart felt for her, if what she said is true, even though what she did is wrong, but that is a mother's heart. Don't compare her with your mother,we re different and each with his or her own destiny. Many have done worst, let's stop casting stone at others because we re not better than them don't laugh at others misfortune ,remember the parable of Jesus and the prostitute. It could be anyone .May God see her through and send a helper to the children .Amen.
ReplyDeleteNa die be dis o... Na im be say na to swim for ocean na im any prick wey reach that zone go dey do... Come o, how she for dey take piss sef? The thing for no disturb am? But na wa for this NDLEA job sef; na who come dey chook hand inside dey comot the thing? The other time na Baba Suwe shite...
ReplyDeleteObviously, you are a male, a virgin and a naive. Go back to 'modern biology' or 'essential biology' and see where and how women pee. JJC.
DeleteOBO CRITICAL!!!! Before we hear of Ikebe Super...This one na Obo Super...Choi!!!! Who wan try this kind Obo?
ReplyDeleteThis is not poverty...it's just greed cus wz the money she used in buying those drugs and plane ticket she can start a good business,,,,I'm just saying my mind
ReplyDeleteThis is not poverty as people maybe say...come to think of it....The money she used in buying those drugs with her plane ticket money is enough to start a good business in Nigheria...
ReplyDeleteThis lilspicer, are u always this jobless, and why do you always av to put that 'omo iwo said so, via blackberry bold 5' like serzly? Thats some retarded shit
ReplyDelete@maxımus,u re a she goat,only God knws ow publıc nd wıde ur pussy ıs,why makıng gest of d helpless woman,who knws wat ur moda dıd 2 fend 4 u,omokomo aburo were
ReplyDeleteAll of u r low life,
ReplyDelete@maxımus,ur Stupıdıty llnt always cease 2 amaze me,God knws ow wıde nd publıc ur pussy ıs,4 d fact dat she ıs a vıctım 2day dnt mean ur moda was abv temptatıon,so sure she dıd worse dats y ur mouth ıs full of shıt,get a lıfe
ReplyDeleteLinda ikeji my role model, all of u here special people. Pls always visit www. ikonyiriuka.blogspot.com for all ur latest updates on news,sports, entertainment, ICT,jokes etc. Ur comments will be highly appreciated. One love.
ReplyDeleteI guess she tried to be a prostitute but her customers found her Vjay too deep for comfort..so she decided to put it to good use..
ReplyDeleteWow, I feel absolutely awful...N45k!!! Lord people are suffering. What would happen to her children now? I feel so awful for her...poor woman...
ReplyDeleteis dis story real...my God
ReplyDeleteD BITCH SUD HAV JOIN D PORN WORLD. SHE WUD HAV MET GUYS LIKE O.G WHO HAS A MONSTER COCK MEASURING 24 INCHES. DAT WUD HAV GIVEN HER EARTH SHAKING ORGASMS PLUS BIG MONEY AND NO NDLEA OFFICER WUD HAVE STICK HANDS IN HER PUSSY RUMMAGING FOR NARCOTICS.
ReplyDeleteHaaaa!!!! Drugs inside Punaani??? cool title for nollywood production though
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