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Friday, 22 June 2012

Spot the difference :-)

      UK Prime Minister David Cameron and wife            Nigeria's president Goodluck Jonathan and wife

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  1. UK prime minister has no aid while GEJ n Wife has so many aids. Naija. Twitter.com/Tolukingzy

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    1. They should have HIV instead abi?

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    2. @Maximus,u mumu small no b lie,he said aid not AIDS,so HIV wasn't needed or funny.. Naija peeps they look busy and kinda extravagent but the UK Prime minister looks v simple and modest

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    3. Hehehehehe... I laff sotey I take $100 note blow cattarh. Still laughing.....

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    4. @maximus: I admire your sense of humour. Won't mind having you as a friend :-)

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    5. Hahahahahahahaha maximus oooo!! Lwkmd here!! No be small aids n HIV. Lmao

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    6. Hehehe.I'm sure what he meant was Aides not Aids.

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    7. D earlier we stop criticising dis govt nd pres. D beta 4 us,d prime minister nd his wife re sitting inside a place lyk an office or a room u dont xpect dia aids 2 stand inside dia wit dem,dia aids myt probably be standing outside.our presidnt is not d only person dat carries aids abt evri headofstates does dat.

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    8. Those calling them 'aid' should endeavour to utilize the online dictionaries. It's nauseating to read posts of BB users and yet, the diction, syntax and vocabulary, of a slate user (i.e primary school pupil) are more appealing.
      It's 'Aide' not 'aid'. The former is the noun for human assistant.
      #smh.

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    9. Office wif does big bags? U must be really slow in ur thinking..pele get well soon

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  2. linda you have come again..pls let us look for ways to stop all the wahala in this country...criticising your president daily will actually not change anything..and I'm not a fan of his.....but i also know dat whining from dawn to dusk solves nothing

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    1. Abeg go sidon jor! No be them de call attention???? See how many useless police men de their back, for what now? Rubbish!!!!!!! Its cos they no they don't av gud hrt. If u don't like it stop reading

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  3. Why the hell must my Tax money allow him to have so much people accompany them whereever they both go?
    This is madness. Armed -robber looking idiots. We draw so much unnecessary attention to ourselves in this Godforsaken Nigeria and everywhere our Govt go. smh

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    1. You guys shouldn't be fooled! Its not only d PM and his wife that is there! There will be hundreds off secret service agents around and monitoring him! Or else al-queda will assassinate him

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    2. C d difference btw the 2 wives...patience spend ur money d gym nt on food

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    3. Word.
      Their security is more incognito and pro. There r probably like 20 "Jack Bauers" around

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  4. lol linda my hand no dey oh. I run leave u. But sha see the wastefull culture.

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  5. It is things like this we see and deceive ourselves thinking that westerners are better than us. Well, you come to the UK na and you'll see that the picture is just a smoke screen. Why not ask yourself why there's no one going to greet them? Simple answer - THERE IS AN INVISIBLE IRON RING AROUND THEM - and they are deceiving you with photo.

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    1. Shattap!
      We know that and its justified too.

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  6. uncle jona na money miss road now,dats d difference!

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  7. The fear of Boko Haram.!!!

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    1. Hahahahahahahaha lwkmd for here 2day oooo! Aki u r very very right! D fear of boko is very evident in Dat pix! Lmao

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  8. 1st picture: Absolute Class
    2nd picture: Absolute Ratchetness

    *sips 7up - the difference is clear*

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    1. #dead @ rachetness

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    2. I concur with you maximus...

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    3. Ooo maximus! Roflmao I jst love u 2 bits! U always make my day wit killer comments.

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  9. Pls wats Dame PEJ wearing?? Smh

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    1. Yellow, she used shine shine green to 'tone' it down-Jenifa

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    2. Its colour blocking na.

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    3. @Anon 9:39 Hahahaha! U r got me cracked up. Ur own no good-sugababe.V

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  10. UNCLE JONAH AND HIS ENTOURAGE NA WA O.

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  11. Obviously Nigerians r happy pple while David nd wife look depressed

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  12. Show or na u knw who him be

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  13. The onli tin i could see two sabi speak english y the other na gabgun(omo-iwo)says so..via blackberrybold.5

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  14. Naija should know that security is not crowd........

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  15. Jez luk @ our 1st couples with all dier accessories (Adc,P.a's,Escorts,Bag Carriers, Phone calls handlers, Mobile Chefs etc). Naija i hail O°˚˚˚. Luk @ David & his wife, very simple & happy couples.
    .....

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  16. Even Abacha wey don die dey the entourage

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    1. LMFAO una no go kill person wit laughter on dis blog
      -Abimbola O

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    2. I swear....the comments on this blog ehn!!!!

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    3. LMAO.... A̶̲̥̅♏ tellin yhu,me 2 dey see Abacha!!! Abi na photoshop?

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  17. Linda dear! I cant shout. Total disgrace and GEJ and wife are so proud of their illiteracy. Nonsense. I am so sorry for you GEJ. Common sense that is common, you don't have

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  18. He is been protected from his wife...she hold a variant of the Haram boys in her "mouth" her's is nuclear! #Umblerra! LWKM

    This one small, he went to RIO with 7 complete football teams as delegates...over 100+, wasting our funds cos he can.

    People without shoes at a tender age should be avoided, they hold a dark future!

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    1. Hahahahahahahaha pple witout shoes! Chei many of our politicians had no shoes ooo! Lmao

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  19. Uk prime minister and wife not talking 2 each other while our GEJ and wife are laughing out loud. *dunno* bbm emoticon

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  20. Jonathan has 'thugs'

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  21. looooool linda you dn come again ohhh well i hpr jona sees this that it is not by having so many people around him which can even suffocate himm sef but by wasting less tax payers money that would hep him

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  22. wil d uk queen be seen without royal guards? Abeg, una don dull well to b using dis as example. Wil obama and wife be seen without aides and security. Wise up pple. Diff system, diff result.

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    1. So now u compare GEJ with †̥ђε̲̣̣̣̥ queen,what chick? U are very dumb to have said what u just said ode!!! I'm sure u are one of d sychophant hoovering around GEJ and Dame,oloshi like u. whatever system we have was adopted from d west,†̥ђε̲̣̣̣̥ only difference is corruption,mtscheeew-Palo

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  23. 30 yards of material was used to make jona and patty's clothes....jona and patty eat amala and ostrich meat everyday hence their volumptous mid sections....jona and patty use expensive palm oil as pomade.....

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  24. So obvious,ur president has a crowd...lol.Nigerians love crowd.it so funny coc if any shooter tries to kill anyone of them the first one that will be caught will be the one trying to kill Cameron...lol.am always baffled whenever I go to DC cos u cld actually walk pass the white house ,but u know even a fly that wants to try nonsense will be caught at the blink of an eye...meanwhile the so called aso rock,u will reach like 20 acres of land before u see it...may God save us

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  25. Cameron and wife seem sad and flight delayed, GEJ and wife are Happy they had a safe flight and filled with Joy unspeakable. Cameron has aids around they don't have to be visible, the are like mimes.

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  26. linda,welcome to nigeria..lol

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  27. The british prime minister n his wife are being watched with FBI,CIA,satallites e.t.c.... Na d security way we get 4 naija we go use... Thumbs up GEJ n patience.. Abeg beef up d security around u...

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  28. Retinue....

    Temple

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  29. NUBIAN QUEEN™22 June 2012 at 21:16

    hahahaha MAXIMUS you have come again lol the difference is indeed clear...african leaders should take note..Gordon Brown used to take the train to Scotland and no one cleared the tracks for him when Ken Livingstone was London mayor he used to take the tube and bus too..Boris current mayor sometimes cycles to work...

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    1. They r mayors!!! GEJ is a President. R u starting 2 understand wat n wat not 2 compare now??

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  30. Linda, i dont see the point of the pics. they r same.. we all know prime minister & wifey wanted to rest so the whole terminal was blocked. u see any other common passenger around? :-)

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  31. U all ar funni in dis blog.I just lov to read nd  
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     ‎​  laff don turn me upside down oh!

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  32. Abeg who give madam coat wear? Hmmmmm 9ja for life..... Nothing do you GEJ and DPJ looooooool my belle oooo hahahahAh

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  33. Linda that's ridiculous and misleading.
    1) The Prime Minister isn't on the same level with the President. He isn't the highest ruler of the United Kingdom, he serves in the Queen's court, his comparison will be to that of the Vice President. President Jonathan is the highest ruler of Nigeria, so you're comparing apples and oranges.

    2)You can be assured that there's iron clad security around him. They're probably giving he and his wife some personal time, trust me western couples value personal time.

    3)It'd be best to compare Pres. Jonathan to Pres. Obama, and you will see that Obama is never without an entourage, his entourage do not consist of aides, it also consists of the FBI and CIA. And those people do not fly on the same plane with President Obama. There are usually THREE planes on the trips he goes on. And please do not for one minute think that Michelle Obama does not have aides. There's something called the Office of the First Lady, with her own entourage and everything... When she does her thing she's on one plane and those secret service people are on another plane, so you can imagine how many people are with her. This is a woman known to blow up to $10million on a single trip which includes her hair stylist and her clothing stylist, so please don't even go there thinking the western leaders are different, they're not.

    So while we're quick to insult President Jona, we should learn to be quick not to create an untruthful situation.

    It's a matter of national security

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    1. Shuush Sandi!
      The US President works,does Jonathan?
      National security my left buttock!

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    2. Madam y r u preachin jus spot d diff n sharrap! Dnt explain anytin to us

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  34. @anon 8:35 u won't kill me with laughter''even abacha wey don die dey there'' all d whole ethnic groups in Nigeria av dia representative in dat entourage,in d name of federal character principle. Don't worry ma own time all ma wives,concubines,girlfriends and their family members will be there, opportunity comes but once. ~BONARIO~ says so via NOKIA3310

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  35. they look primitive.like the king of bermunda in welcome to america.

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    1. No be only 'bermunda'. Bermuda triangle nko? It's Zamunda!!!

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  36. Ohnyee says;;Jona and dame dey fear say dem do dem something at any tym and the oda couple dey gidigba

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  37. These guys are just making a ridicule of Nigeria as a country. Imagine Jonathan travelling with 116 people. That's absurd.........I'm really sorry for this caountry........

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  38. LI you are quite dumb with this comparison. Try to go near and the MI5 and Scotland Yard will stop you.
    When Cameron goes to watch football matches, everyone in the Royal/VIP box is a Security official.

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  39. Well I'll say I spot 2 differences the obvious the guards and pple walkn around wiv them. The later will be the closeness, gen and his wife don't look so close and they stand far apart wivout holding hands*nolove* while the oda looks like 2 pple in love talking to themselves*nodistraction*:)

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  40. Come Lindia, take your time o. Stop posting such stories dat doesn't have head or tail. U made me waste my time.

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  41. Like they say, money can never ever buy class. That is why a lot of people still have a complex well after acquiring their illicit funds.all I see are are a lost bunch of human beings getting fat at the nation's epense.
    A few years ago,TOny Blair's wife was arrested at a ticket barrier in a London underground station cos she was late to work and didn't have a valid ticket and her husband was prime minister.
    When will dull minds stop ruling our belov
    ed country.

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  42. sandi shut up. good luck na ur papa. he is not more important that the prime minister and neither does the prime minister serve the queen get your fact right. bush nigerian like u.empty skull

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  43. Jonah and patience ma God is not sleepin he de watch una two

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  44. No security/aids following Cameron and his wife compared to the stupid GEJ and uneducated Patience. useless leaders!!!!!!!!

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  45. BUNCH OF FOOLS!!!

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  46. One of jonathanz protegee needs to reduce on the bleachin cream lol

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  47. so you too dey see am abi.....that prime minister get mouth pass our president ooo...make then no worrie now..we go soon get their time...

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  48. See Naija swag!! Entourage tinz! Uncle and Aunty look like tweedledee and tweedledum.Wow! Looks like Aunty is wearing yellow, bell bottom jumpsuit abi my eyes are deceiving me???

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  49. ONOME says....
    Inasmuch as my president no dey try but you can see the joy and "happiness" radiating from bros J and sis P while Cameroon and wife look absolutely bored with life itself!

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  50. Levels different now...entourage dey but invisible..as some1 talk ..country wey say na korokoro eyes we dey take catch criminals..mofos applying same iko to nabbing terrorists..packing entourage..when was the last time u got searched at a US\European airport...City where I live we have 500 cameras..now try commiting a petty crime talk less of trying to plant a bomb!!
    @Sandi..was trying to follow ur logic until u mentioned Michelle Obama spent 10 milion on a trip pleeze!!..as per Jona's entourage..there's no excuse for the deplorable waste..leaves a distate in the mouth..

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  51. Well the UK Prime Minister's photo was staged. Considering there are no other passengers around them.
    Also that was a private holiday, The Nigerian President was on official state business so would have an entourage anyway.

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  52. Hahahahaha ....coming to America..i mean Brazil.

    Dame and John look like Dumb and dumber. (maenwhile he and all his aides also have AIDS)
    Shame

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  53. Well to me.. I see humans in d first picture and clowns in d 2nd picture...simple!

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  54. @sandi, thank you for taking time to explain.
    I hope say you no be one of dem sha?

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  55. Anonymous 8:22PM- you're the biggest fool in the whole world.
    Ok, so we should not criticise the idiot we should just sit down & be looking.
    Okponu jatijati.

    Well done Linda.

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  56. David Cameron and wife look like they are fighting. They are neither talking nor smiling while Naija's President and wife look like a happy couple full of life.lol

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  57. David cameroon is just a prime minister, Jonathan is the president, have u looked at obama's entourage?

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  58. King of Bermuda ke?Welcome to America?Abeg,which mofie be that.Also,saying their outfit is primitive is quiet daft,what is primitive about it?because it is somewhat traditional?

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  59. It is a strategic plan.
    A Northerner. He might calm the stormy waters.
    Let us give them a chance.
    Though, i don't like GEJ!
    He is weak to be a president.
    OBJ would have razed the North to the ground.

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  60. Sycophants!
    We like 'noise' too much!
    One to bath them.
    One to brush their teeth.
    One to wipe their ass!
    One to wear their underwear!
    One to wear their clothes!
    One to wear their shoes!
    One to carry their handbags!
    One to spoon feed them!
    One to............should i go on?
    long hissssssssssssss

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  61. Antie lynda, na uncle jona scoope be that, u nor wont mak story day how eh spend our future ad wid that of our generation's to come, lynda if u stop this akproko work wen u sabi na u knw, cos that na the way baba god take bless u. Fine girl. Tel me thank u ,b4
    I phone baba god mak him turn u to hugly girl, lynda we nor go change our mind 4 u. U too much. Grate pelle I day fill u gor

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  62. Linda,thanks for posting this pictures.I hope the president sees them himself to reliase how wasteful he and his overfed wife are.

    This goes a long to portray how classless we could be

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  63. Na so. Not one of those people wey follow am go Brazil fit write one complete memorandum of understanding. Their brain don get plenty hole, they cannot even edit a near complete version so that it favors Nigeria.

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  64. jona jona,guys do u know dis first lady said 'my fellow widows.....' d other day on air.d difference is illiteracy

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  65. David Cameron is thinking, geez I seriously fucked up and don't know what to do to revive my country back. The wife is like, screw you I am talking on my phone with one of my girlfriends.

    Jonathan and wife, well, I hear there is a lot of bullets in the air, a lot of peoples are dying everyday but I tank my papa God dat I am safe with my big bodyguards around me.

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  66. Linda sometimes you just embarrass yourself. You really think the PM of a country travels without aid, without bodyguards?
    Why don't you ask yourself why no one else is in the airport. Probably because their security had cleared the area and they probably wanted privacy.
    Michele Obama alone travels with 60 people, you think David Cameron travels with less.
    I don't know who is worse, you for posting this misleading picture or people who actually believe this.

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  67. Na Naija mentality na. The entourage including those that carry your lipsticks et al must enter with you. If na US prezido the CIA and FBI all in classy suits will surround the place, survey the area and security used make sure it is to their taste. You will always see 2 dudes in suit around but you will never guess they work for the US prezido. Naija Prezido needs to learn how to be important without showing of his entourage in their rent a cop outfits.

    You know like Maximums said, Class vs Ratcheted. ppl that carry purse, gele, lipsticks, minerals, water, hat and prezido's outfit are not to be see around na. FYI- The UK prime minister has his own entourage. They are there. Do you see how no-one else besides the Prime minister and his wife is sitting where they are sitting.

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  68. Thats the point, there is an invisible iron ring round them, so it makes it easier to protect them unlike naij. All that aid for what and half aint body guards.

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  69. I know there is more to Cameroun and his wife seated like that. they cant be that exposed. the unseen eyes watching them will amaze you. that does not stop me from saying our government takes too many aides on their trips though.

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  70. Ω̴̩̩̩̥o mata aw educated U̶̲̥̅̊ ar, if U̶̲̥̅̊ marry an illiterate woman U̶̲̥̅̊ will b makin decisions lik bros J. Hmmm she JƱ$τ̲̅ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣γ̲̣ turn her waste lik korodom

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  71. Uk minister wife № fat, she № get aid.

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  72. Difference: Cameron n wify dey use secret service; while uncle jona n wify they use open service. Nnennai

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  73. Lol, this is hilarious,he's out there with d best security personnel why an average of 10people die everyday due to lack of security. Anyways I can't shout!

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  74. Sandi well put.... Thanks for having sense. Comparing prime minister and president.... Smh

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  75. Please, can we stop insulting our president, we r nt meant to dress d same way, UK prime is nt in d same level with Jona, and he has to pretect himself against 9ja ppls attack, he cannot walk alone or with few aids its not secure for him in Nigeria.

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  76. Does anyone know d temperature in Rio as at now? Puzzled why only Auntie Pat felt it much. #Naijamentalo

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  77. If u think the British prime minister or any other world leader moves alone, then u r a fool. Big fool

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  78. Hmm...Linda, u've come again! Ur usually on point, but with this one I have to say u gawked! If u want to compare, then atleast have a picture with both couples in the same position! Cameron and his wife are sitting down so obviously no one following them, they infact have bodyguards, aides and the press corps that follow them around. Notice how empty the area around them is? Its been cleared and no one can get near them!

    ofcourse, Nigerian leaders tend to over-do the aide thing but u need to stop looking for every opportunity to criticize the man.

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  79. with the level of security in Nigeria, if he goes on his own,he might not come back alive.

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  80. how can u compare a prime minister and a president?totally not on the same level@ sandi u r fully on point

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  81. Just why should we think we have a caring president, when he could visit another country when his home is in crisis

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  82. Ano June 23, 2012 12:43 AM curb your ignorance.

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  83. David - leaders Jonathan-theives

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  84. Lwkmd Oº° na wa

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  85. @Maximus, the correct spelling is wretchedness not ratchedness. Thank you

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  86. Linda! For posting and comparing the two shows you are a bush girl. Can Obama move without bodyguards and security men around? Can the President of Ghana travel without Aides? It seems you are too economic with truth Linda? Do you know how many security men standing watching over Cameron and his wife? Jonathan and his wife were on official assignment hence the entourage. Do you know if Cameron and his wife were going for a holiday? Better be careful. If you like publish my comment.

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  87. See how a Ghanaian Professor washed Jonathan's speech...SPOT ON!!

    http://saharareporters.com/news-page/rid-yourself-president-goodluck-jonathan-without-delay-eminent-ghanaian-professor-advises-

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