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Tuesday, 24 April 2012

Dear Naija babes, this can't be real, can it? lol

 
Which one is this again, biko?

138 comments:

  1. HORRIBLE INVENTION! if i du say so miself.

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  2. my dear Linda it is real. i saw it on most ladies at Ebute Metta, one common thing wif girls on ds hairstyle is they have bleached their skin n they look horrible.

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  3. Its real oooo...seen it on some girls head ooo....anibody who does it is simply local...yuk...zipper on ur head nt on ur dress animore...na wa for fashion ooo

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  4. Isn't it obvious? Its called "zip-up"......LMHO

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  5. My God in Heaven! Is that a zip on somebody’s scalp!

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  6. linda it is real,dis has been trending since last year

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  7. Linda u aff cari last on dis oh...dis style has bin trending since last year now!

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  8. LWKMD!!!!!!!!!!! BURIFUL GEHS ARE WEARING IT GAN...

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  9. Linda!! Choi! U r so 2000 n late

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  10. am so surprise at the comments i see on here with ppl sayin all sorts abt creative idea am sure the peeps yu hipe overseas had done far worse than this cos if this style is illustrated by kim kardash sure ya'l bad maoth wil take up the madness so ppl shoul;d for once get real an leave any 1 with wht ever style they choose creative idea does not mean some 1 is local can some 1 identify what they mean by "local"...?

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    1. Dt must be d style oN u head....lmao

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    2. No comma no fullstop. Did you go to night sch in ebute ero?

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    3. Lol! Exactlly...see wat she's defending.would ve critcized it more sef if it was kim's hairdo

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    4. Liars... If u saw it on Kim K or Beyanch, u wud av luvd it lyk a fool u r... Its local bcos it not foriegn. Fools

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  11. I think another one should be invented for 'down there' with padlock. Where parents get to hold the key until the girl gets hitched. Maybe then this nonsense will make sense to me.

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  12. It's d new hair innovation! Called BRAZIPIAN :). Linda u dey slack ooooooooooo!!!

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    1. BRAZIPIAN??? Choi!! Lwkmd! You nailed it!

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  13. I know it's because W̶̲̥̅̊e̶̲̥̅̊ have №τ seen it Õ̸̳͡ñ the 'oyinbos' yet,I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ ♍Ɣ opinion it's №τ too bad for an invention. Let's Βε̲̣̣̣̥ creative

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    1. Oyibos are inventing gadgets and vehicles and this is all we can offer? Abeg don't say that this is for hood rats!

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  14. Its so real,saw it on a lady @d airport btw dey hv bin doin dis since.

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  15. But wait... Can they open d zip?? So u can see their scalp.. Nawa 4 fashion... Dis one na disaster...

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  16. It's the new hair innovation! Called BRAZIPIAN :). Linda u dey slack oooooooooo!!!

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  17. This is called local chap to the core.

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  18. It is very very real. And very very razz

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  19. Oh my are we regressing? Only yesterday we were lavishing our praises on the Haute Couture ensemble that our very own Stephanine Idahosha gracefully ardoned and made us ALL proud of the heights we have attained in our sense of style ... Now this rag wants to set us back a 100 years. Truly sad and upsetting, my eyes hurts.

    Ms Vancouver Canada

    NB. My source at a sister scouting agency tells me that Mrs Steph. Idahosa is onto an international modelling contract soonest.She is not aware yet.

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  20. Ewww, very soon the would carry quales on their heads.

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  21. Linda am christabel gold.this hair have been in town since last year.I don't relly no wat is special abt dat fucking hair

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  22. LINDA SERZLY ITS BEEN ON NOW LIKE FOREVER....SAW SOME GIRLS IN OTA LAST YEAR AND MY GOODNESS MY HEART WONT STOP RACING

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  23. I saw it while driving through Aba during xmas. Might have been nice oh, but d calibre or ppl who wore it & their general sense of style altogether made it look cheap.

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  24. Linda u sef u no try o warri man no dey
    Carry last y u com carry last to post dis
    Zip up hair do,I wonder if u know d name
    Sef na Brazipup,u no say brazilian don
    De rain pass so hair don finish 4 market
    Until mammy water go invent another com
    Earth thru beyonce,niki minaj n so on frm
    Dere enter naija so naija gals to step up
    Com folow. Meanwhile no be only aids pple
    Dey zip hair to dey zip up grab d 411

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  25. Its so real.Seen it here in warri.Fashion gone crazy.

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    1. Linda!!!! U r so stale ooo... This is soooo last year. There is anoda style called skirt n blouse where the back is long n d front is short. But Linda, u can like to do dis one oooo. Won't b bad on u *runs away*

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  26. This is so hilarious. Why the zip?

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  27. if we've been sewing glueing and bonding...it was only a matter of time before we start zipping!! Whatever makes you feel beautiful!!!

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  28. ure buruful ure bururful hutru........its call won zip eh

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  29. Linda, jst a suggestiom...pls is there a way you could put in place a link whereby it could send a notification to pple who must have made a comment to a particular topic when odas make their comments afta dem... guess it wud bring our attention back to readin wot odas have to say afta we must av sent our comments hrs or days b4

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  30. as funny as it may look its actually very real.....i have send it wif my own 2 eyes.....terrible theory of attraction.....

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  31. This is still very creative. take it or leave it.

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  32. i laff in south africa buhahahahahahahahhahahahahahah!!! you can imagine the ceativity...imbecile!!!

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  33. Linda Even Before i left 9ja 6 years ago i have seen this weird hairstyle. So my dear it is so real

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  34. The zip is to keep their brains from falling out ;-)

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    1. Silly pple's brain 4rm falling out, I can't stop laffin

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  35. its for real. av seen it in lasgidi..
    funny fashion>>>>>>>

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  36. Zipping up their brains, that's why d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ lack knowledge these days!

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  37. Linda je ki don jazzy e( speaking ij Jenifa's slangs). The hair style is real o, i stay in PH, the first time i saw it i trip oo, hair styles dey dis our naija! But the truth is the style look so razz!

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  38. Dis pic has bin viral since last year and d style don reign pass sef.mumu razz hair style!

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  39. dis wat i call lokii(local)... see her red eye brows sef....

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  40. bhet Linda u have carried last for this one o. this pic has been out since na. ow cum u jus dey c am?

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  41. They have always been misbehaving all this while because they don't pur water on their head. now they have decided to zip off this same head. men don enter wahala oooo. We will soon be witnessing married/unmarried couple head feeling hot these days

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  42. this can't be a niaja babe am sure tz all dose trinidad nd tobago pple.

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  43. The hairstyle is as real as real can be. One thing is sure and that is, this hairstyle is for a particular set of women 'awon alagbo jedi' (hawkers of herbs) abi didn't you see the colour of her eyeliner ni?

    Carry go jare, everybody can't be a Genevieve/Stephanie in the fashion department.

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  44. Dis hair is old na.. Na alata style be dis oo...guess dats what its called..tufiakwa

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  45. latest in town as in won te ni town ati won je gbese lol hahhaha omo mehn linda you sef

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  46. matter oo, wetin we no go take our eyes to see again!

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  47. I'm sorry but that is so disgusting!!!!!

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  48. This hair do...isnt anytin new... its been in vogue 4 dem ibo babes like eva since

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  49. Ha linda u got dis gist late oh! Since last year now!!!

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  50. ONOME says................
    Lolllllllllllll
    Is this what is trending now?woooooohoooooo

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  51. Haba Linda, yea it looks funny but its fashion. Lmaoooo. I saw a girl at the Abuja Law school campus wearing this. I suppose its a style that only bigger gurls wear.

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  52. Linda you are stale o lol! saw this "hairstyle" in benin october last year. benin girls...na their way

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  53. Linda,o ti e jasi,something wey don reign pass,na all those razz girls dey use am.

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  54. since when!!its been in vogue since last year. it is called 'ZIP UP'.

    cheers linda

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  55. D zip is to allow surgeons access after brain surgery,for adjustments cos they r still under treatment.U no kno say na craze dey worry dem?

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  56. The hair style has been around since last year. So horrible andits always the i want to belong ladies that go for that style. Not everything in vogue is beautiful just know your style and what suits your image... shikena...

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  57. Lmao!!!!!!!!! Brazipian. Choi! Wetin persin no go see.... Crazy, I tell γ☺υ crazy! Very razz

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  58. rass babes doing rass tinz mushin,lagos island and ebute metta zipup dey go

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  59. Hahahaha,naija wnt kill sumone sha...we no dey carry last...wat if we see it on geneveive or  porsche...we wld den like it abi..

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  60. my dear linda na so we c am oo...i saw sme galz wit it last year..it soo unfyn..it myt b creative et al but itz nt smeting id lyk 2 do on my hair!

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  61. Its called Brazipian!!!@uckhadija

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  62. Angelo Xpression24 April 2012 at 12:51

    Linda,
    Today/This week is the 100 years of the invention of the Zipper. So used it to cover up the hollow in thier brain

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  63. Kai.Wetin pesin no go see for this Lagos?

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  64. na wa for you o linda...this thing has been reigning since last year now. its called 'zip up' and its the most disgusting hair invention....very local

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  65. This Hairstyle is stale na.. Linda baibe.. where u don dey since? LOL

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  66. LINDA IKEJI,

    PLEASE CAN YOU RUN A POST ON WHY NIGERIAN GIRLS LIKE TO BLEACH THEIR SKINS....(ASK THE GUYS, IF THEY LIKE SKIN BLEACHED WOMEN), AND THEN ASK THE GIRLS IF IT SORT IF BUILDS THEIR SELF-ESTEEM.

    IT'S LIKE U TURN THIS WAY, SOME DARK FELLOW ALL OF A SUDDEN IS A LIGHT SKINNED BABE AND MOST OF THEM ARE SO TACKY...IN FACT THE THING TIRE ME SHAA....

    IF TODAY IS A SLOW NEWS DAY, ABEG BRING THIS TO ATTENTION AND LET'S KNOW THE CONSEQUENCES OF SKIN BLEACHING TOO, I MEAN MEDICALLY....IF U THINK THIS TOPIC IS NOT INTERESTING, THEN NO NEED...JUST A PASSING THOUGHT AND U DON'T HAVE TO POST MY COMMENT.

    ADAEZE O.

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  67. Hilarity!! i'm sure she has just ziped up her lil brain....... SMH

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  68. I'm sorry, but why won't people write words right? In my opinion, the fad is razzer than the ziplock hair. I will take a ziplock babe who types correct English over a babe who writes stuff like 'animore' (anymore), 'dey hv bin doin dis' (they have been doing this), 'kipin it ril'(keeping it real). People get off your lazy butts and write properly!

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  69. Linda u jst so so late wit ur post,dis hair don rein tire since nw,1 babe carried it 2my camp in anambra state in july,she closes d zip 4early morning parades,den opens it during d day.its jst so funny,I wonder wether she didn't want morning dew on her scalp

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  70. Its freaking thru joh.... Lmao. Saw the crap about 3weeks ago in Lekki...I wan mad LWKMD!!!

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  71. anonymous 10:53 a.m......you have killed me with laughter...eewo!! brain falling out, i never thought of that. LOL!!!

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  72. You gus should sit there. Watch BURBERRY rip if of LOL and it'd become an instant hit!!

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  73. It is very real o. I saw it in "real life" on somebody's head in church. I nearly burst out laughing but was fortunately able to comport myself in the House of the Lord. The really amusing thing is that the person with the hairstyle looked very tame and level headed. No wild makeup or outfit. The hair just stood out in all its crazy glory. I wonder if you can unzip the hair and remove it when you get home or you are hot or something...

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  74. Is 4 real oooo and ave seen it on some ladies already and d most annoying thing is d fact dat they are very proud of d style. Miss linda wetin d̶̲̥̅̊e̶̲̥̅̊γ̲̣̣̥ nah,we go d̶̲̥̅̊e̶̲̥̅̊γ̲̣̣̥ beg Ʊ to post our comment again

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  75. i saw this hair in the village last December and i was wondering, so disgusting..

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  76. Lol, the irony is that the guy who developed the zipper, Gideon Sundbäck, was born on this day - April 24 - in 1880. That must mean something!!!

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  77. it is for real, i saw it during the last xmas, i tire for naija babes, wht will they not do in the name of fashon

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  78. hahahahahaha.....chai una harsh for this blog.....this time na linda suffer am pass the post way she put up.

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  79. Great concept... At least dust no go enter her brain, so dat her kolo no go increase

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  80. ITS BE ON FOR LONG NA, U KNW EVEN DE FOR TOWN

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  81. U guys are so funny this hair style is Lil kim's she invented it in 2010 so am surprise non of u knew or saw her in it















    U guys are so funny this hair style is Lil kim's she invented it in 2010 so am surprise non of u knew or saw her in it















    Lil kim is d master mind of this hair style
    Maybe her hair stylist ran out of weird hair style to suit her tempoo then.


    U

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  82. QF
    Wat da hell, is ds some kind of fashion? I guess dey mst all be retarded,criosly ds luks terribl YUCK!!!

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  83. i saw the blue zip o.....raz tins

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  84. EVEN GOD DEY LAFF24 April 2012 at 15:54

    i no fit laff,wat is dis

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  85. Oh Linda, it's everywhere now! With diff coloured zips!! So.... Funny!

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  86. it's nice http://zapit.nu/officialbloglaunch

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  87. Can't u see the red eyebrows?
    Linda,this one is beyond saving,so why are u bothered,please leave her!

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  88. @ Y.Tee: You said my mind.Someone better come up with that invention fast.

    @ Ms Vancouver Canada: Na wah for you oh. Your busy body done pass bee.

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  89. lol. Na now u dey see'am. I was laughing my head off last year December when I saw this on someone's head. The funny part is the girl thought that she is actually hot with hairstyle. I mean there was no need to have masquerades at any festivals. A lot of girls where dressed like one the entire xmas holiday period, even with the make-up.

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  90. Lmao! U haff carry serious last on ya head!! Since last year..its soo real saw it in Lagos island it was for sale

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  91. Hmm u go fear hair o.its knda whacked to me.jeez

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  92. It's a stupid ugly invention,a child's drawin ȋ̝̊̅Ƨ̷̜̌̋ betta off ds ds rubbish na...only local y....a chicks go do am na*lips sealed*

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  93. I think they are really dumb dullards n thought to them selves' how do I get intellegent? oh! I know, put a zip open my skull when I choose n put in some sense' they must be dumb! Its one thing to see fashion or think u are trendy but I tell u wat makes a tru fashionista is knowing when to say know, when to reject a trend n when to know what suits your body. Eg a girl with a straight figure no ass, no hip wearing a high waist pant? Unsightly.

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  94. which one? the zip hair or nasty eye brows?? lol

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  95. proper Somolu girl, i saw one calling herself creatve director with this horrible weave and she put the photo up, the line in the weave was another thing, probably she needed this zip to complete the look

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  96. WHO IS THAT ONE THAIS TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO? U OVIOUSLY NEVER TRAVELD OUT 2KNOW WAT THEY LOOK LIKE..BOMBOCLAT MAN!

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  97. dis style is soo old & sooo razz ....d annoying part is wen u c diff awful colours of zips d sight is fucking irritating

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  98. It is called brazihairzip. It comes in curly, wavy, straight and if you want to look like Beyonc, buy yours today. For more info, www.ratchetness.com

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  99. YOU NIGERIANS SHOCK ME! IF YOU BEYONCE DID THAT HAIR, EVERY GIRL WILL BE FLAUNTING IT AND CALLING IT VOGUE BUT SINCE ITS AN UNKNOWN FACE, WE'RE CALLING IT PATHETIC....YOU GUYS ARE MORE PATHETIC. LET HER FLAUNT IT JARE.....get a life y'all.

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  100. Am I d only one who noticed it so rampant last christmas at Abj? My God! I recently saw one at balogun lagos market just last week.It's just tacky and if Kim puts it on, we'll crucify her so..hey she's no god. Even Jesus Christ was crucified.

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  101. @ofilispeaks.com I see you checkout Linda's blog...

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  102. Na alakori style to cover lice.

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  103. Think u need to consider Adaeze's comment..a step into topical issues..a bit of originality..there's way too many overnight Yellas...and it carries a health risk...but knowing you Linda..u wouldn't post because it didn't originate from u..now wasn't it nice you stopped that tribal thingy??..we dictate the pace..u should listen to ur audience..like a good musician does..u gat to feel the vibe of ur readership!!..

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  104. hmmm,PH babes have rocked this style,infact,its now outdated!!!wot we do all in the name of fashion.i think Lady Gaga will love it!!

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  105. Linda no be today ooo, na since december in my one and only East. I hate it but its a trend there. Make them enjoy, all na fashion

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  106. i think its really innovative. some1 is thinking outside the "box" if it was gaga now people will be oohing and aahing. now, the girl's eyebrow on the other hand....

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  107. ANON 11.11PM

    You shock me for thinking that is okay. Beyonce and vogue will never support such mess. That is not cute at all and will never be cute any anybody even a barbie.

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  108. This is a HOT MESS to say the least. Weave by itself is already cumbersome, then you add a zip?!? wowzers.


    -Julie, Houston Tx.

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  109. The impression someone gives herself matter, when somebody do this kind of hair style and has nothing good to think of and she will say it is witch that worry her and after she has zip her head of by herself, so who is to blam?

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  110. I c it around in abj but its more of a mohawk hairstyle with a zipper at each side of d head.y is everybody surprised?

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  111. U CAN C DAT ONLY ON A YORUBA GAL WITH BLEACHED SKIN,DATS THEIR FORTE.LOL

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  112. Why do these idiots keep saying if a celebrity wears it, everybody will be okay with it.

    Are you mad? who in their right mind will put such thing on their head. Celebrities know their limits too.

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  113. ANON 5:54PM

    Really? Igbo people like for people to believe all of them are naturally light skin. They bleach their skin the most bcos they are obsessed with fair skin than even yorubas.

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  114. linda your stale o! this "style" has been in fashion since 2011 and of course my edo sisters were the originators..always at the forefront!!

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  115. @ Linda they for try invisible zip na, modernize it a little....lmao

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  116. Linda I thot this was a joke till I saw it on one girl o! Serious jokes

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