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Sunday 29 January 2012

Joke of the day: dumb and dumber...lol

Juliet: Hey Susan, I just got my BlackBerry ooh. I'll buy my pin next week.  
Susan: Hmmm? U try o! Me don dash Jane my own oh! 
Juliet: Ah! why na? 
Susan: Bcos BlackBerry don tire me, now na BB I dey use! 
Juliet: wow! U're rich oh! I envy u! Is ur BB Samsung or Nokia?
Susan: Noooooooo! How can I use those cheap BB! It's Microsoft na . 
Juliet: Wow! Dat 1 must b very expensive oh! Shey BlackBerry can ping BB!? Just give me your pin so dat i can call u wen I buy my own pin!
Susan: Eiyaaa, I'm sorry. I left my pin at home, u know its not safe walking around with your pin, e fit chook u!
at 1/29/2012 08:16:00 pm

34 comments:

  1. Gabriel Ugoala29 January 2012 at 20:32

    the 1st tyme i read dis "joke" i became sad and went to bed immediately!

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  2. emmanuel29 January 2012 at 20:34

    lol till eternity

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  3. PoLyMaT29 January 2012 at 20:44

    Lmaooooo...**naija chics neva cease 2 amaze me**..i once offered a girl 2 buy her SHAWAMA..and she replied,sori, i dont drink ALCOHOL!!

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    1. Truthkillz30 January 2012 at 07:31

      Same exact thing happened to me too. Pathetic piece of crap naija gals re. Ill exposed and fakers, what a combo!

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  4. Anonymous30 January 2012 at 01:24

    dry

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  5. Fearless!30 January 2012 at 01:36

    But seriously,nobody can be this dumb!!!

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  6. Anonymous30 January 2012 at 04:51

    DRY. yawn...

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  7. Anonymous30 January 2012 at 05:20

    Nice one,who is fooling who?

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  8. kawasaki30 January 2012 at 05:57

    Dry bones shall rise again. Yawwwwwwnnn. Ur losing it Ms ikeji

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  9. kawasaki30 January 2012 at 05:59

    And polymath you are either a liar bcos I have heard this stale joke somewhere else just like Linda's flesh off dried skeleton joke of ages ago orbu roll with ngbekes.

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    1. Anonymous30 January 2012 at 14:29

      So ur main goal wen u woke up this morning was to attack linda ba? Ur name says it all ...

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  10. Anonymous30 January 2012 at 06:57

    Naija chicks. Full of lies

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  11. Anonymous30 January 2012 at 07:48

    Please save us from this sexist!!! Men no dey throw bomb?!!! Becos this joke was given female characters does not mean it is real. Wake up brother. You just sounded like the JOKE.

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  12. Nwachukwu Chimaroke Elvis30 January 2012 at 07:58

    Wonders

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  13. Fehinty30 January 2012 at 08:02

    i laff piss for knickers o. bb and blackberry. well my bb is coconut. at least all na fruit>>>>>>>>>..

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  14. imo30 January 2012 at 08:25

    202.....thats the number of times i've read dis recycled joke. tnx linda

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  15. Anonymous30 January 2012 at 09:12

    lwkmd...common sense is rili expensive

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  16. Anonymous30 January 2012 at 09:41

    Lmao @ e fit chook u

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  17. Anonymous30 January 2012 at 09:48

    old joke!!!!

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  18. Y.Tee30 January 2012 at 10:03

    hahahahh. Some girls can form rubbish shaa!! If they are white, i bet they'll be blond.

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  19. Anonymous30 January 2012 at 11:33

    good one classic

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  20. lepa toh behd30 January 2012 at 12:29

    mtschew!!boring..onto d next one please!pin kor needle ni..kmt

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  21. lepa toh behd30 January 2012 at 12:36

    @polymat or polybag woteva yur name is,,ur jus a pathetic liar.evn a day old baby has heard dis recycled joke a thousand and one times ova,d dry joke was all ova bbm.why r u lying???dyu tink we r fools???liar!!lion!!linus!!"flips her ghana weaving and walks away'

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  22. Ifeanyi Kalu30 January 2012 at 12:47

    Lol... Pin dey chook 4real.
    www.419base.blogspot.com

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  23. RC30 January 2012 at 15:43

    Ok so those of us that have not heard or read this joke before can we pls enjoy it? Nigerians can be such killjoys, always wanting to one-up somebody.

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  24. Anonymous30 January 2012 at 16:11

    truth is Nigerians are generally not as exposed as they like to think they are.

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  25. Anonymous30 January 2012 at 16:51

    pls spare me abeg ! And so wat if uve heard d joke b4 ? So long as u Dint initiate it,it must av been a joke to u @ one point.. So allow dose new to it , laff.

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  26. Anonymous30 January 2012 at 20:13

    Jokes apart. This same thing happened to a friend of mine when he asked a gal wat type of bb is she using. Excected her to say a curve or bold but d gal said samsung .

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  27. http://najiajobs.blogspot.com30 January 2012 at 20:59

    hmmmmmmmmmm, you sef get BB. lol

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  28. WIRMYTHLOVE31 January 2012 at 06:00

    This is nice though old but still very relevant joke u try keep it rolling.

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  29. Toluene31 January 2012 at 06:03

    wnder y guyz can't c d humour...obviously, some juliet & susan's are hiding under d name 'anonymous'... Dey're d victims in d joke...lol

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  30. Anonymous31 January 2012 at 16:04

    Lolz. Naija gals n BB. Una no go kill person!

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  31. Cynthia1 February 2012 at 14:31

    hahahhahhaha,u go fear pin now. that's a good one linda.

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  32. Anonymous1 February 2012 at 16:52

    som gels have kicked bucket becos of bb

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