After going for more than two years and 26 tournaments without a victory, former world No.1 Tiger Woods came out tops at the Chevron World Challenge which held in California yesterday Sunday Dec 4th. It was his first win since the Australian Masters in November 2009.
Kongrats
ReplyDeleteHe is one of the reasons to watch golf. Now go on and win more.
ReplyDeleteI'm happy for him. I'm glad he got his mojo back.
ReplyDeleteHere's Dakota Native American tribal wisdom, passed on from generation to generation: "When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount and get a different horse."
In government and corporate Africa, more advanced strategies are often employed, such as:
1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses.
5. Lowering the standards so that the dead horse can be included.
6. Re-classifying the dead horse as 'living impaired'.
7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.
9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase dead horse's performance.
10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance.
11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overheads and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.
12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.
And of course...
13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position, so that some other horse does the job on its behalf.
Finally
ReplyDeletecongrats woods, ve always knew u will return back to ur winning ways. welcome back and be careful with those women.
ReplyDeleteAfter 2years, I think the title is well deserved. I hope he keeps up this rediscovery of his form.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad he got the title back. Congrats, Tiger.
ReplyDeletegood for him. seems like his life is going forward!
ReplyDeleteGood for him, u don't have to pay for doing something wrong with ur entire life...think he has learnt his lesson..hope things go uphill for him from here
ReplyDeletewooooohooo,go tiger go!!!. im happy u r back,now a reason to watch golf again.
ReplyDeleteHey ladies! The Tiger is back.
ReplyDeleteWow at last! Hey man, welcome back to the world of the living. Anon 12:28 PM, thanx for dat intelligent observation. How I wish our 'professional' civil had access to this blog!
ReplyDeleteAnony 12.28..i'm plagiarising you right away..its a pity you dont have a source to quote..lol!
ReplyDeleteCongrat Tiger but try and win your ex back.
ReplyDeleteWe thank God!!..he needs to get bonking more babes..no sex..no tiger!!
ReplyDeleteThis is just the beginning of his winning ways again. Welcome Back tiger! Your sins have been forgiven.
ReplyDeleteSOMEONE IS BACK... I HOPE HE HAS CHANGED FOR THE BEST TOO!
ReplyDeleteAnon 12.28pm, hilarious and all at once, also sadly true!
ReplyDeletecongrats. go and sin no more. LOL
ReplyDeleteyeye dey smell abegi let him go and sit one side mschew
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