He's 85, she's 25. That has got to be a sin. It should be somewhere in the bible. Thou shall not marry someone old enough to be your great grand daughter...lol. Crystal Harris was supposed to marry Hugh Hefner this weekend, but someone/something knocked some sense into her and she called it off.
Take heart Mr Hefner, you probably had a lucky escape...that Crystal looks like sex-crazy chick, she probably would have killed you before your time...:-)
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ReplyDeletewao! dis is great. A BIG THANK GOD and thank goodness! money is not everything my dear, u thought well crystal. btn, linda, na only sex ur mind dey go sef, yeye girl. lol!
ReplyDeleteOr saved himself some money..
ReplyDeleteThis geh is 25? Me, am 3years old. shikena
ReplyDeletepoor hef! he had to announce it on twitter, now he sounds wimp-ish/ looser-ish to me, i want my red housecoat wearing G back!
ReplyDeleteon the downside the viagra companies would suffer a huge loss in sales :(
."that Crystal looks like sex-crazy chick, she probably would have killed you before your time.".....linda i dnt want to believe you think they are saving it for marriage, lol. if the last trio he dated dint i dont think sex will be the death of hugh but rather the lack of it will.
ReplyDeleteshe looks like a well aging 40 year old...not 25! Call off my ass!
ReplyDeletelol.. The man may not have been "performing" as well as she expected. Wonder what his dick looks like. Probably like soaked tissue paper....eewww, hope she didnt perform oral sex on him (puking).
ReplyDeleteLinda abeg I know this comment is a bit explicit but plz post it. Thanks :)
Thank GOD! Was he heartbroken? 'Agbaya!' The girl sef, another gold digger, 'Oju kokoro' things would have been more complicated for her upon his death. She probably never really loved him cos love never fades or fail. She even looks to old for her age, why won't she? Eating food for the elders.
ReplyDeleteMe i think hugh called it off but only wntd 2 spare her d shame. she is a gold digger. or maybe d whole stuff was a public stunt.
ReplyDeleteI pity his old age... But come to think of it former Playboy housemate Holly Madison has always wanted to be his wife.... I'm sure she is still vacant and willing to say I DO! *Hisses*
ReplyDeletewhen you wear all the makeup in the world and constantly tan/fake tan, why won't you look 40 at 25? this is why i love my skin cause BLACK DON'T CRACK! haha.
ReplyDeletebut this whole supposed marriage was a scam! come on now! she is a gold-digging slut and he is desperate and doesn't want to let his penis rest, at his age! SMH.
Wettin happen? She no gree sign the pre-nuptual contract?
ReplyDeleteLinda, with all respect. I have been reading ur comments on most treads,you seem to be a sex freak like i am, lets hookup for sexual transformation,i bet you like my brownsugarcane, e go make you speak Swahili....stop doing it with those lazy & selfish partners. Has someone ever pour honey allover ur body and start licking you up gradually from head to toe, then hang u on wardrobe and eat you up from behind? that i would do to you....it's all sound crazy and all that..no crucify me, i just wan deliver, am not saying you are staving, but just trying to say you deserve d very best there is .
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@anon 1:46pm, you are soooooooooooo funny, tell me you are jokin, e no corncern me oh but just tell me you are not serious abeg
ReplyDeletelmfao @ linda's sex offer. lololol
ReplyDeleteyou should'nt hav dunped holly madison.
ReplyDeletewell Linda answer anonymous1:46 dude wants to suck honey from your butt lmao jkd (so i exaggerated or did i?)
ReplyDeletelmao at anon 1:46 and his sex offer. linda wat are u waiting for, take dis chance oh, there are actually lazy dudes around, so grab dis one sharp sharp. lmao! dude are u for real? damn u must be d best comedian of the century! loooooooollllllll!
ReplyDelete@muero_ebony, why would i joke wit a thin like this, it's tested & trusted.
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