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Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon. The Nigerian Parliamentarian who speaks big big grammar. I'm sure you all know him
Some of his tweets when you continue:
There are a lot of questions to be answered fools to be castigated and calamities to be discussed. As soon as my assidous weeks are over
Ob Owie the people of Nigeria. I have been acutely bombarded with the force of immense task. I do it because I amour my country with my all.
To anyone who dare questions a Politician. The quagmires of Politics is no joke
A 16oz cup of Milo with an hint of condense milk should do the abaracadabra
Words to describe my day: Distressed, enervated, exasperated, brain fag, debility, enervation, ennui, fatigation, languor, lassitude
If she doesn't let you infiltrate her bom bom after that line, then she is hopeless with a hint of homosexuality
Of head scatters! Each sensor in my dome harmonizing to your embodiment with the tune, shege!
You are Gods masterpiece of sugar-coated palatableness that illuminates an essence of Cleopatra beauty that puts me in a state
lol...this man will not kill person. Follow him @HonPatrickO and laugh your ass out
this guy is a major star just check him out on youtube....bwahhahahhahaha
ReplyDeleteindeed 'Brain Fag'..Humpty Dumpty Honourable.:!!
ReplyDeleteThis man no go kill person with his grammar. abeg, which school him go sef?
ReplyDeleteThe height of imbecility!
ReplyDeletena who dey follow am for twitter? the guy is sick and i doubt if he understand anything he says in the first place. by the way, wetin eh dey find go woman bom bom? doesnt he know sex in the back hole makes you prone to colon and bowel cancer in addition to the usual breast and uterine cancer women are prone to? I feel for his wife sha.
ReplyDeleteHonourable, nothing do you jare, carry go. Just dress like that to the floor of the house during a session and if one want to raise a point of order regarding your dreesing, just swagger d person with your grammatical swagger.
ReplyDeleteseriously ive never head of this man did u say he is a rep???what kind of douche bags do we have in govt office???this is a sick joke...
ReplyDeleteldkmf *laugh don kill me finish*
ReplyDeleteI gatz to follow him to have a healthy life..... laughing at no cost
What in God's sanctified name is THIS!?!! Is he trying to say that he's got such a lengthy schlong that he needs this much in seam? I hope he was dressing up for halloween lol because he looks a mess and I know he's got enough money to get his pants tailored properly.
ReplyDeleteI am Flabbergasted and flab whelm that u would put this maracabadance fellow on this highly intruted blog. Linda u need to go and start big stouting and pepper souping with this monotonous parliamentarian fools in government office. (sir Patrick Obahiagbon)
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, some people can't distinguish genuine admiration from dripping sarcasm.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I was LOL at the "infiltrate her bom bom" line. OMG, I don't to hear my politicians talking about stuff like that....Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Are we sure this man is sane??
ReplyDeleteI ask myself all the time
This is what I call oratorial, gramatical marketing to the cyber-community of Nigerians across the world.Hon. Obahiagbon is a master of English grammariology which he uses to advertise his linguistic intelligence to erudite individuals in society. Our own indigenous gem should be appreciated with much elan!!!
ReplyDeleteAbeg no mind me jo, I just dey try mimic the man small!!
Are you serious?? Did this guy really type all that?
ReplyDeleteLolll, this guy ehn??
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This honourable is a clown. You need to see him during house of reps. Atimes he laughs after speaking those jargons. His brain needs to be examined.
ReplyDeleteThe Honourable is a colossal, veritable, verifiable, credible edifice of gigantic and magnificent grammatical repertoire.
ReplyDeleteHis trousers are enlarged and elongated to accommodate his sanctimonious and sizable dictionary. Oxford that is.
lmho!...
ReplyDeletethis is a joke right? but y?
ReplyDeletethis is a joke right? but y?
ReplyDeleteThis too shall pass away..
ReplyDeletethe guy is definitely putting alli baba and co out of buisness
ReplyDeleteSMH............this is what he is doing instead of his job. too bad.........ATTENTION ASHAWO-ing has never been the answer to stay relevant and most definitely would never be.
ReplyDeletehe not comminicating at all
ReplyDeleteWith the emasculation of the entire political space by clowns, crass opportunists, hoodlums and money-missed-roads, what else do you expect. He has lost focus . He is there to represent his constituency and attract meaningful development to his area, rather he prefers showing off ambiguous vocabs and jargons; what kids in secondary schools do..... Am sure thats all he wastes his energy on, lock himself inside his room and be reciting with his dictionary the words he is going to display in the next plenary session meanwhile coastal erosion is wrecking devastatig havoc in his constituency.....,,it is possible he had no childhood and now he is trying to reclaim a lost childhood......He is clown.
ReplyDeleteAm tripped that most of you guys don’t know Barrister Patrick Obahiangbon. Le me give u a tip. He is from Edo State, a very intelligent man for that matter. He creates his own English words that nobody has heard before and he claims he’s going to incorporate some of his words into the Oxford dictionary. Hey am not joking, this guy is very intelligent. Respect Epa.
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Am sure the guy na charge and bail lawyer which kind person go allow this fellow to represent him /her in the court of law
ReplyDeleteRan into him at Straford Station recently as early as 5:40am wandering where he was going or coming from..he was a total difference from his usual self..shivering like jelly
ReplyDeleteTime Waster, he's meant to be representing his people who voted him in, not there to mock about..just wandering how he communicate with his peers..and the people he reps..Switch Career FOOL!!!
Hell to the no!
ReplyDeleteThere are some grammatical mistakes in your post, but otherwise I found it somewhat useful.
ReplyDeleteI don't I'll be posting much more here for a while. But then again, I have no idea when I would want to be random again.
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