Someone of us are lucky to find them...some of us are not.
Now imagine you've been waiting for your dream man or woman almost all your life, and after years of searching and not finding, you convince yourself that they are never coming or they don't exist.
So you decide to 'manage' the person you found. A person who doesn't look, talk, feel or act like your dream man/woman.
And then, few weeks to your wedding to this person, you meet your dream man/woman and your dream person wants to be in your life...badly...
...what would you do?
Simply put, If you meet your dream person a few weeks to your wedding to someone who isn't your dream person, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
2008 MTV Movie Awards
SJP's outfit is to die for...
You like...?Paris and Lindsay
Is that her bra showing? Loves it...Jennifer Hudson is becoming a fashionista
Winners
BEST MALE PERFORMANCE - Will Smith- I Am Legend
Best Female Performance - Ellen Page - Juno
BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE - Johnny Depp-Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Loving Charlize Theron's Shoes. Madd!
BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE - Zac Efron- Hairspray
BEST VILLAIN - Johnny Depp- Sweeney Todd
BEST KISS - Briana Evigan and Robert Hoffman-Step Up 2 the Streets
BEST MOVIE WINNER - TRANSFORMERS
Loving Charlize Theron's Shoes. Madd!
Linda without make-up
I took this pictures (A week ago) few minutes before midnight.
Infact for this pix, I was already sleeping when my friend Gloria woke me up to take pictures 'cos she was leaving the next day...
I sleep nude..wink...so I had to look for a top to wear.
So do I look OK without make up...?
You know what they say 'If you have nothing good to say, don't say nothing at all'
LOL
Ok, you can say, but take it easy on me abeg o. And please don't mention all the bones sticking out, I'm working really hard on adding weight. When I'm able to take a rest from work and really take care of myself, I'll look better....I hope
By the way, y'all will never guess who that lady in the picture is...!
Like I always say...thank God for blogging, thank God for great friends.
Naija Ent. News coming your way tomorrow.
Introduce my blog to a friend...
Cheers.
Linda, u are one beautiful chick, without or with make-up. You are mi chocho. I am not feeling all of the outfits - am sorry, maybe it's me. And i like their footwears, all of them. Take care...
ReplyDeleteThank God for the Mosquito nets....lol, U dun look differents sha, i mean witout the makeups
ReplyDeleteokay linda i was minding my business until you came to tuin my day. dey say do me, i do you god no dey vex. i always thought you were some ugly sister with a very brilliant,clever and great mind. you want make me speak grammaaaaaar now abi? now i have got that out of the way lets get on with the present.
ReplyDeletei have always been your fan becos you do not have the "TOTS" (taking ourself too seriously) mind-set. i know you know you are a beautiful young lady. you want some praise and flatery. sorry i wont do that to you at least today.
it takes some guts to do and say what you do. i think that is what makes you the great young lady that you are. your mum sure have some good genes she passed to you. hope you reproduce yourself someday.
bless you because you are sure a blessed young woman
You actually do look good without make up. I love SJP's outfit but reckon for her age it makes her look more like the horse she already takes a resemblance to
ReplyDeleteyou actually dont look bad without makeup..so dont be perturbed..it showed some level of xter and assuredness ..a lot of "wanna belong" girls might not have done so..be true to yourself
ReplyDeleteYou look really nice without make up. I actually can guess who d lady in d pic is......y'all look really nice. ummmm i smell trouble, d male bloggers r gonna go crazy.....(i'm talkin bout wut u have on)
ReplyDeleteLinda you actually look very nice even without makeup....but babes you can take down the mosquito net..the mosquitoes won't be coming near your skinny self....LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteLooking for dream man, or settling for anyone that comes by, what if marriage changes the dream man, will there be a search for another dream man. The dreamer should wake up into a real world.
ReplyDeleteTrue Love lies deep within, it is only after life changing experiences, we genuinely appreciate life
You look more natural and beautiful without make up. Do the sum yourself and you already know this.
U actually look way prettier w/o makeup than with.
ReplyDeleteNma.
Hey Linda...
ReplyDeleteI think you look very sexy in what you are wearing,
you look good without makeup and I get to like you and appreciate your work everyday...
although I see that these days you don't blog frequently.
I understand that its work.
You take it easy and take care.
Ciao!
You are no longer a skinny bonge. I mean compared to your pics late last year. You are doing a good job at adding some weight. Just stay healthy ok. You look fab!
You look good but seriously that's a ugly ass room.
ReplyDeleteAbout the question: that's why I think marriage is highly overrated. Why settle? If you're not truly satisfied from day 1, how are u to enjoy the marriage? and who knows what dream guy's actual character is like?
am i first?
My take as a married woman:
ReplyDeleteIf the guy I am about to marry treats me like a queen and I know for sure that he is mad about me and in love with me then I will not stop the wedding plans and will go on with the wedding. I've been married for quite a while and I know that it really helps if you have a LOVING husband that loves, cherishes and puts you first.
If I was not so sure about the guy I'm about to marry and have doubts as to his true love, then I will call off the wedding and give myself a chance with my dream guy and date him for quite a while to confirm that he truly lives up to the dream before walking down the aisle with him.
u actually do look nic without make-up, i was goin 2 make comments abt 'd bones stickin out'...lol
ReplyDeleteWith time u go add weight- chop up, take ur time.
hello madam linda, love you so much. you look nice & good without makeup on. Eh girl is that your room?
ReplyDeletehi darl, usure look good without make up.. hmm, that question. where did u get it? its happening to me right now, just that am not geeting married soon but this person i just met is indeed my soulmate.. oga oh... any ideas?
ReplyDeleteLinda:
ReplyDeleteyou look obviously very natural, which signifies your beauty.
outwardly, you look fab.
have a fun week.
I love it!! I love ur hair, I love this new long hair trend!! how many inches is dat 16? 18? or and what brand do you wear??? lol. I know I am obsessed with hair. gurl u look great w/o makeup. so lucky!
ReplyDeletep.s J-HUD is not a fashionista, please, lol. I don't know why but I just don't like her attitude. love her hair though ;)
SJP looks FAB!! not fond of da shoe though.
u know what i have not seen a mosquito net in like 15 years and in your question about if i would the one i wanted to marry for the person of my dreams i dont think i would cos that is just what it is a dream cheers babe and u look good for someone who was asleep but try taking a picture when u wake up in the morning and we will see about that
ReplyDeleteYeah...I know who she is alright....it's EXCESSIVE DIVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYessssssssssssssssssssss.............that must be a famous blogger.
ReplyDeleteyou look great without makeup...now, how many people can say that?
ReplyDeleteLinda you look fine the way you are, no weight gain needed.
ReplyDeletepls i need ur help linda...what will u do if u find out your boyfriend is having an affair with a marred woman and he's begging the woman to leave her husband and marry him while on the other hand, he's asking you to marry him? i just found out about all these yesterday...PLS HELP linda or anyone out there plssss......
ReplyDeleteyou look really pretty without make up....i think you should try that haircut that jennifer Hudson has on you..i can picture it it look nice
ReplyDeleteyour cheekbones are so flippin' gorgeous! you have such a beautiful face! MY GOD!
ReplyDeletexoxo
Havn't seen mosquito nets in ages since i left naija 13yrs ago. was just in naija and still didn't get to see one. tenks for that.
ReplyDeleteerrrr, try harder on the fufu n equsi soup, it'll help.
U look fab without make up tho, no worries on that...nude is sexzy...
u look absolutely stunnin
ReplyDeleteLI, you do look good without make up. Btw, I couldn't help but notice the mosquito net...I guess those blood suckers some how found their way out of the dorms!
ReplyDeleteAsking if you look ok without makeup is almost like asking 'does my butt look big in this outfit'?
ReplyDeleteLady in pic with you is cally-waffy babe.
i like u because you are so real as for the picture you look great ( i love your face ) but exception of your chest , you should have covered it. You no what, I use to be that slim when I was in Naija but as soon as i landed the state in less than 6 months i put on some significant weight... Try and take a vacation outside naija preferable the states or wherever it would help you . Notwithstanding I still love your person and thanks for all the great news you bring to us
ReplyDeletewendu
Linda, you look wonderful without make up. Not many people can pull it off. You are a natural beauty.
ReplyDeleteWow, without makeup, you look like a naugty little girl who could do with some serious spanking all across that room.
ReplyDeleteNa you say make we talk truthfully.
Emeka
Wait a minute!...Is that really Excessive Diva?...the vulgar chick?...I don't think so!. ED gave us the impression that she was one hot chick who only dates rich white men. The girl in the picture...hmmm....i don't think so. Not to say she is not ok...just that she doesn't look anything like i thot ED will look. Someone pls confirm.
ReplyDeleteVery Nice Linda.You look good.And yeah I still remember that other stuff we talked about, just been busy.
ReplyDeleteAlso guys, pls check out the LOLA MAJA interview on ThotsAloud.HAWT
@ sasha, lmao lol. the not so hot babe in the picture isn't Excessive Diva.
ReplyDeleteSasha...Anon @ 6:15 got it right!
ReplyDeleteis that your rib cage in the second picture????
ReplyDeleteu look good without makeup!
regarding weight, even though ur really skinny i think u should leave it as it is. When your older and start having babies, you'd be doing everything in your power to get back this way.
xxx
@Sasha if i start now,they will say i like trouble.
ReplyDeletewhats with the Excessive Diva the vulgar chick looking like that or not looking like that girl in Lindas picture.And what do you mean?VULGAR GIRLS WHO DATE RICH WHITE MEN CANNOT LOOK LIKE THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN LINDAS PICTURE?DO "WE" HAVE A CERTAIN LOOK?
PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS LOOK TO ME??
ARE YOU INVARIABLY TRYING TO SAY THAT THE GIRL IN LINDAS PICTURE IS NOT HOT??
NO..that is not moi..for one Linda and I have never met(YET),I haven't made a trip to Nigeria in a bit.My complexion is of the lighter shade(at least two shades lighter than linda),i am much taller than that girl and about lindas size but very busty.and i ALWAYS have very very long hair extensions.And those that know what i look like know that the one unique thing about me is my eyes...so that lady is far from who i am.
and most of all i DON'T have anything near an English name.
my name starts with one of the first 6 alphabets.
so lay off the rumours eh...the only people who know what i look like are those i have swapped pictures with.
@ANON 8;26 P.M...i'll take that as a compliment seeing that the lady in the picture is a beautiful woman.you have caught your trip for the day..hope you had fun.
Excessive Diva
@Anonymous 11:33 what kind of advise do u want pple to give u?! Not only is he cheating, but he's asking the woman-a married one for that matter-to marry him kwa! AAAAAAAAAnd, u aint even married to him?! My fren' wisen up jo! Kilode?...az in, were u actually expecting pple to reason with this bull-efry of a thing u call a dilemma? Sometimes we women do it to ourselves sha....sorry if i'm being harsh, but i just don't understand y u r still sitting there weeping or getting frantic over that useless piece of crap u call a bf...who not only is unfaithful to u, but is also tryn to break up another's home! Do u really think God will abide in ur marriage if u finally marry him? And I don't get y some of us women think that getting a man to marry u will automatically make him respect and stay true to u! Dont u know that the fact that u accepted this major BS at hand and go ahead to marry him will give him to leeway to proceed w/ further nackings bcos he knows u CANT do shiat!!!....He'll go on doing as he pleases while u stay crying!
ReplyDeleteBTW, It's good to acknowledge the many things that God does for us o....gratefulness and acknowledgement are catalysts for God to keep ordering our steps...God is obviously showing u the unnecessary wahala u want to marry, yet u dont wanna see it.
Goodluck sha...and I pray that the Lord gives u a distinct discerning spirit and the perfect man for u.
Nma
ED,WHAT TRIPPED ME ABOUT YOUR COMMENT IS THE PART YOU SAID 'i am much taller than that girl and about lindas size but very busty'.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE TALL BUSTY GIRLS.WISH WE COULD HOOK UP.'WINK'.DONT MIND WHAT IT WILL COST ME
mrs somebody stop leaving anonymous comments and betraying your friend. you already revealed the blogger's id to me and now you have come here to leave more comments. you talk too much woman.
ReplyDelete@ excessive diva, thanks girl you be bera pessin jare. don't mind naughty sasha lol.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the clarification, ED. Someone mentioned that the girl in the picture with Linda was our no-nonsense ED So your girl did a double take. I went back to check the picture again and am like "Hell no...i'll be damned if that is ED". So i asked for clarification. I wasn't trying to put you down just needing confirmation.
ReplyDeleteYou see the girl in the picture looks like a homey, girl nextdoor chick nothing like our madame ED. You feel me?. Anyway, where have you been?. Glad my comment brought you out of hiding. or are the blokes keeping you busy?...lol.
mrs somebody stop leaving anon comments about cally-waffy babe. if you think she is the one in the picture then come out and say so as yourself and not as anon!
ReplyDeleteED you said on your blog that you are 5 foot 6 inches without heels. Remember that funny story about the internet guy? Gosh i miss your blog.
ReplyDelete@ANON 8;27 AM..
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA HUN..what you working with?
show me...and you just might be able to get on the ED bandwagon--failing being mega seriously loaded--I DONT PLAY WITH SMALL BOYS---
WINKKK WINKKK WINKKING--LOL
@Gloria--ma pleasure dear.no mind sasha jare--she likes to spy my trouble small small--but i still got love for her.
Excessive Diva
Ok....i know i shouldn't say this but dayuuuuum girl....you're officially my lesbian crush. lol And u don put on a bit too. You go sweetie.
ReplyDeleteThank u thank u thank u to everyone who thinks I look good without make-up
ReplyDeletewow, that makes me feel real beautiful. Gracias! and kisses!
@hairbyazara, that's 14inch pro ten weave. Don't like it sha, not buying it again...
@Wale, we must see o. we just must! thanks for all the great words
@nma, ha ha, I'm finer without make up? common babe..i no gree o..lol
@iwalewa, the room is ugly? nah, u shud see the other side that didnt appear in the pic. the room actually has a chandelier in it...
just kidding..lol
@anon, no dats not my room. it's my brother's room and about the mosquito net, well we sleep with it at home. the mosquitoes in surulere are wicked o...
@anon 11:33, i wont stay with or marry a man who is sleeping with a married woman...he obviously has no respect for the institution of marriage. be careful babe
@wienna lol. holla again babe..or tell me how I can holla at u
@excitedjade, i get it.i more than get it.if you believe in dreams, then keep your fingers crossed. pls whats ur email address again?
@thanks mommy
and everyonelse.
i feel beautiful
Hi,
ReplyDeleteI'm just one of your fans from Liverpool, Uk.
My name's kandi and i think you're awesome without your makeup.
Your blog rocks and keep me up to date on naija news &fashion.
Cheers.
LMAO... THIS ED IS A MAJOR TWAT!
ReplyDeleteA BLOODY FANTASIST AND SO IS EVERYONE ELSE THAT CHOPS HER TALES.
'NO..that is not moi..for one Linda and I have never met(YET),I haven't made a trip to Nigeria in a bit.My complexion is of the lighter shade(at least two shades lighter than linda),i am much taller than that girl and about lindas size but very busty.and i ALWAYS have very very long hair extensions.And those that know what i look like know that the one unique thing about me is my eyes...so that lady is far from who i am.'
U BLOODY WISH! U OVERWEIGHT, DONUT EATING, GOOGLE SURFING PATHOLOGICAL LIAR.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LMAO
@anon 7;10pm..
ReplyDeleteeyaa the blog will be back---im just too damn busy---
and that must have been a finger error on the keyboard o--i am the shortest in my family and i come in at an "average" 5 feet 8 inches without heels..but look much taller because i am kinda lepacious...but not when im with my mum and sisters and brothers do people wonder who the short rat is and where they got her from.
:-)...but once i wear my heels(nothing less than 4 inches--i become a GIANT)--but believe it or not,i didn't gain inches until i was in uni--i was 5 feet 2 inches till my second year of my degree and i just kinda grew overnight..but forget me asking mama diva to be sending beans to me from naija oh--lol---
i remember the internet bloke gist--chai that was my first entry==you got a good memeory oh--now im just laughing my head off rememebering the fraud of a man.lol lol lol
Excessive Diva
**Linda--YOU ARE NOT FINE JO--SHIOO WHY ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE MAKING YOUR HEAD SWELL--HEE HEE HEE--JUST KIDDING--IF YOU LOOK THAT GOOD WITHOUT MAKE-UP THEN BABES YOU ARE NEAR A STUNNER(SORRY I NO FIT CALL YOU STUNNER--ONLY ONE STUNNER ALLOWED ON BLOGLAND--MOI)--IF YOU SEE SOME GIRLS WITHOUT THEIR "FACE"(MAKE-UP) ON--THEY LOOK LIKE OBELECHUKUJUJU---AND THEY WILL MAKE HAIR STAND IN PLACES U NEVER KNEW EXISTED---OUT OF FEAR--
KEEP DOING YOU..
ED
@anon 11;50 pm-
ReplyDeleteI really wish this time around i had the time to stoop to your gutter level.BUT i don't.
your level of hatred is beyond anything i have ever come across.
You possess an appalling and astounding disconnection with your senses--You hear ED--OR anything to do with ED and your blood erupts--you just NEED to pass a comment--let your VOICE be heard--girl i am WORRIED about you--why don't you send me an email--let me give you time of day--listen to what your problems are--WOULD THAT CALM YOU DOWN?
You are a dusgusting low life hater--you CANNOT handle anybody been in a better position than you are--LET IT GO--LIFE ISN'T THAT HARD.
People like you spoil for a fight at every given opportunity--WHETHER YOU HAVE A REASON TO OR NOT--and the sad thing about it is that your bitterness seeps through the thinly veiled "non-challant-i am only trying to out ED" cloak you wear...its transparent.
I am going to address you FOR THE LAST TIME--
it's not my fault i am who i am--its not my fault i am FUCKING GOOD LOOKING---its not my fault i am what you wish you could be--STOP LETTING ME CONTROL YOU--
EVER HEARD THAT SAYING "HE WHO ANGERS YOU CONTROLS YOU"---??
i CANNOT be who you want me to be--a regular everyday NAIJA girl--i am different and PRIDE myself on that--and couldnt give a flying winged fuck what people like you think.
i don't need to get people who know me to come online to validate who i am to ignorant gumps like yourself.
BUT i will leave you with a much loved quotation...albeit reworded to suit this situation..
MY DEAR YOU ARE ALLOWED TO HATE...SO LONG AS YOU FEAR...
SO PLEASE KEEP ON HATING--STALK ME ROUND BLOGVILLE--WHEN I DROP A COMMENT ANYWHERE DO WHAT YOU KNOW HOW TO DO BEST AND COUNTER ANYTHING I WRITE---GIVE YOURSELF HYPERTENSION OVER ME--THATS THE CLOSEST YOU CAN EVER GET TO KNOWING WHO I AM--
BUT---THE TRUTH WILL ALWAYS REMAIN--YOU FEAR ME--I GIVE YOU A SERIOUS INFERIORITY COMPLEX--I KNOW GIRLS LIKE YOU---
SO KEEP HATING--BE MY GUEST--BUT YOU SHALL CONTINUE TO FEAR--AND THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN HANDLE THAT FEAR IS TO LET IT OUT VIA BLOGVILLE--
SO EGG ON YOUR FUGLY FACE--KEEP LAUGHING AT YOUR OWN DRY JOKES--
Excessive Diva
**pps--OVERWEIGHT PEOPLE ARE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE TOO**
AND NOOO--I DON'T DO DONUTS--UNLESS THEY ARE FROM MR-BIGGS AND SEEING WE DONT HAVE THAT HERE--YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE
:-)
@ ED, i'm lmao remembering that internet broke arse dude. Especially the way you expressed your shock in yoruba lololol. Looks like you've stopped chatting? Please give me your email address. I bet you can guess who this is.
ReplyDeleteANON ELEVEN FIFTY PM; or wat u call urself.the ass-hole ED ripped you the last time was not enough shey?
ReplyDeleteF.Y.I
i know ED well,we have chatted,met up,gone for drinks etc and we still do hang out anytime i am in London.all based on me asking to meet up thru her blog.its amazing how people pass judgement and just choose to dislike someone for no reason.IF ONLY YOU KNEW WHO YOU WERE DEALING WITH.i chose the last time idiots like you were making fools of yourself to keep quiet and see where it would all end seeing as ED can handle her own battles.and she handled you fools the way you need to be handled.like FOOLS.
since you are itching to know and for some sick reason are happy to imagine her as some ovaweight donut eating google surfing wateva.
let me describe her so you can go and cry in your pillow tonight as to why God could bless one person with so much.
please take jennifer hudson breasts,stick it on naomi campbells body,lighten the complexion to say eve or mary j bliges complexion(and since you are a stalker of her blog,you would know how the skin tone came by)and i dont want to talk about her eyes because YOU WILL DEFINATELY HAVE A FIT/CONCUSSION.she looks FANTASTIC.the type that men BOTH old and young strain their necks to catch a glimpse of.
so there is more reason to hate.why dont u do s'thing productive with ur life.
start a blog
"http://i-hate-ED.com"
at least den u will have an opportunity to sit on a computer all day and pour ur heart out.this is serious crazy love.put your "creativity" to good use.make t-shirts to go with ur new found passion."ED IS A TWAT AND LIAR".
it would amaze u to know that ur hatred for ED is as a result of some deep-rooted failures in your own life.
its obvious u r still hurting from the way she whooped ur behind last time on lindas infidelity post.
some of us love her,say what u will or wat u want,and for a particular reason I will remain eternally grateful to her.u can now call me an ass licker.i dont mind.call me what u usually call her,i dont mind.
even if u wish say that i am ED pretending to be someone else.we have heard it all before.
all i know is that,i know who she is,i have seen her,she is as real as the nose on your face.and guess what?
people like you will BOW when she walks in anywhere you are.infact,u will develop rigor mortis in your tongue and will not be able to talk.so let loose on the only avenue u can....THE INTERNET.
you are a loser anon,a big time loser.a sad little girl who hates the cards life has dealt her.
I could have signed off with my blogger account,but i know what you pesky little minded anons are capable of doing.
WELL-KNOWN-BLOGGER-WHO-LOVES ED
WELL-KNOWN-BLOGGER-WHO-LOVES ED, you should have worked on the Clinton campaign with that kind of endorsement.
ReplyDeleteSADDO WANNABE.
WE all KNOW its you ED
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ummmm ED's voltron aka well-known anon...jess curious, seems u were tryn to describe ED's complexion as being something unique and diff. from the everyday naija chik, ie by sayn "u know where the skin tone came from"...i'm assuming u r perhaps referring to a mulatto skin-color??...mana eve and mary j. blige's skintone r brown-skinned girl-next door type color nau...i was expectn u'd say beyonce or alicia keys or sontin...not that i am buying into the hype bcos personally, i am that skintone myself...but actually adoooore dark skin color on men and women alike.
ReplyDeleteAlso ED, how do u know how tall gloria is? U sed u were WAY taller, but then sed u were 5'8?? 5'8 is 'just' 2 inches above the average height for a woman....u sha exaggerated it a lil'....jess saying..
Carry on sha.
Nma
To Nma, i'm 5"6" so i'm kinda...well not as tall as ED lol.
ReplyDeletewhat a shame.
ReplyDelete@NMA???
at what stage did i describe my complexion as been unique?why don't you read properly rather than jumping to wild conclusions based on the dust you want to kick up?
would you describe Linda as dark skinned?i said myself that i am lighter than Linda,but Linda is not YELLOW.we fall more on the "orangey-tan" spectrum is why i used mary and eve.because it is still LIGHT SKINNED BY ANY STANDARD.
funny how you claim not to buy into the light skinned hype yet you just had to mention beyonce and alicia as what??? the only acceptable shade of light?
check yourself.classic naija thinking,if it is not yellow and bright its not YELLOW ENOUGH RIGHT??
and last time i checked,beyonce is light skinned,but nowhere near alicia light.thank God for internet,why dont you compare and contrast since you took it there??
AND WHAT EXACTLY MAKES MULLATOE SKIN COLOR EXCEPTIONAL?GET RID OF THAT "HALF-CASTE MENTALITY ABEG"
and my girl that was describing my skin tone knows why she said "you know where skin tone came from"
i dont need to start spilling why my color is what it is to you--this is the best in terms of a convo we will ever have.
and F.Y.I..5 feet 8 inches is no where near AVERAGE height for a chick,neither is it "just" go check the medical books or research...or however it is they measure average height of men or women.and if Gloria looks short(Gloria i do apologise for having to bring you in again) then i do think its sensible for me to say i am far taller than Gloria.especially when you consider that the median height for a woman in the uk is 5 feet 4 or thereabouts.
please inches is not a yam.
a woman who is 5 feet 8 is FARR taller than most.SO I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BLOW THAT TRUMPET.
mentioning two inches and saying it is "just" as if you go into tejuosho market to order it.
shioooo.i know people who would kill just to be taller--so dont tell me "just"--
what other "detective" duties have you brought upon yourself??or what other little "lies" have you dug up in my self description???SINCE YOU SEEM TO KNOW ME BETTER THAN MYSELF OR BETTER THAN THOSE WHO HAVE SEEN ME?
JESS SAYING....jokes(rolling my eyes in a seriously disgusted way)
AND I SERIOUSLY HAVE NO INTENTIONS OF EXCHANGING ANYMORE WORDS WITH YOU--HAVE A NICE DAY!!
@ANON 10;59 AM..
IS THIS G.H??---IF IT IS G.H
BOO..LONGEST TIME.......
I CHANGED MY NUMBER--WOW..IS THERE A WAY WE CAN SWAP NUMBERS OR SOMETHING WITHOUT THOSE OTHER ANON BUTT-PLUGS SEEING IT??
WOULD BE NICE TO CATCH UP AGAIN--I REMEMBER BEFORE I QUIT CHATTING ONLINE,I SENT YOU A LONG CHAT ASKING YOUR ADVISE ABOUT SOMETHING..DID YOU GET IT??I DONT EVEN USE THAT EMAIL AGAIN.AND I DONT WANT MY INBOX TO BE CLOGGED WITH SHIT,COULD HAVE SENT YOU MY NEW EMAIL ADRESS ON HERE..BUT AS U CAN SEE ENEMIES BOKU FOR GROUND..ISHHH
TALK TO ME..HOW WE GONNA GET BACK IN TOUCH?
@GLORIA--glad you find humor in all this.like your spirit.tres positive.
ED
**Linda i think u should give me my own little corner on your blog**--ha ha---and invite haters to bash me for fun.wankers oshi!!
ED
@SASHA..
ReplyDeleteMADAM COMOT FOR HERE JO..U WERE LOOKING FOR MY WAHALA---LOL--
AND THE BLOKES ARE ON COMPULSORY LEAVE TILL NEXT WEEK OH--I LEAVE FOR THE MALDIVES WITH TWO OF THEM--HEE HEE HEE---MAD ORGY TIME--
AND LET THEM GET HEADACHE--LOL
ED
YOU KNOW WHO
ReplyDeleteED keeps owning you every damn time.
give it up bitch.you begining to look rifuckingdiculous.
another anon who loves ED.
ED you got that right. Just give me any email address even if you have to open one for this purpose. When i reply you we can then sort this out and you can close the email.
ReplyDeleteGuess what also? Big surprise
is it jess me or is this ED character using all these anon ids 2 support herself? lol..
ReplyDeleteummm....u so exposed ur nyash sha....wasn't it ur so called voltron who described ur color as looking like eve/mary j. blige's? how r u now saying that YOU urself told me that u used eve and mary as an example bcos u all fall under the same color spectrum?? according to u; "we fall more on the "orangey-tan" spectrum is why i used mary and eve.because it is still LIGHT SKINNED BY ANY STANDARD." lol...u have xposed urself o bcos if u scroll up a lil' u'll see that it was the so-called 'famous blogger-who-loves-ed' that made the comparison and not u...well now we know!...u see wetin chronic mouth diarrhea dey cause? lol
And biko calm down...wot do u mean by " the little lies" i have on u? U must be feeling like some Don that everyone wants to get at or something..lol, ees not dat serious o!... i do not know u from adam neither am i hiding under n e guise to address u...i am using my real name to speak to u...i was only responding to a comment made by ur alter-ego, and as this is an open forum, i have every right to respond/comment on n e thing i feel like just like u 2 can.
Let me say it again bcos it seems like u refuse to see the main point in what i sed, and r too focused on attacking. Like i sed, ur so called famous blogger voltron made it seem as tho u had a unique skin color by sayn "u know where the color came from" and thats y i inquired bcos that could only mean that there was some kind of heterogeneous mixture in ur blood somehow...and i used beyonce/alicia not cos i think that their light is the only light (as u put it *confused*), but bcos i felt that an AVERAGE naija chik has eve/mary's color but since she made it seem as tho ur color was something 'different', i expected a comparison w/ beyonce or alicia or someone in that line bcos they r mixed. Please dont read too much into it biko, its just that simple.
Secondly, U assumed that Gloria was short (for some reason) and claimed u were "WAY taller"...thnk God she jess confirmed that she's 5'6....which actually fell inline with what i was saying...cos that makes u ONLY 2 inches taller than her, and not WAY taller, as u originally put it....if u wanted to flaunt ur height difference, u shoulda made sure of her height first...if she was something like 5'0 then u can be saying "WAY"....but as it stands u aint that much taller...u made ur comment based on empty pre-assumptions.....dunno how u concluded she was 'shorter' jess by lookn at her pic...
~*::Nma::*~
@G.H...
ReplyDeleteHUN I KNEW IT WAS YOU.....
BOO WHERE YOU BEEN???
LONGEST TIME....I MISS THOSE OUR CHATS OH..
OKAY I QUICKLY CREATED AN EMAIL JUST FOR YOU
BLACKSUGASPRINKLES@YAHOO.CO.UK
DROP ME A MAIL A.S.A.P with your number or something.
I'M OFF ON HOLIDAY THIS WEEKEND SO WONT ACCESS EMAIL FOR A BIT(TOTAL SWITCH OFF)
AND WHAT IS THE SURPRISE??I LURVEE SURPRISES..U IN TOWN????
@MADAM NMA--DETECTIVE--
I AM VERY SORRY MA--I GUESS I AM NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE A MISTAKE IN TYPING SHE IN PLACE OF I.I GUESS I AM NOT ALLOWED TO FOLLOW ON WHAT SOMEONE THINKS MY SKIN TONE IS LIKE.
AND WHAT IS THIS YOU SAY ABOUT FORMING DIFFERENT ANONS??AUNTY DETECTIVE SNOOPER ARE YOU FOR REAL?
CAN I THEN SAFELY ASSUME THAT YOU ARE THE SAME ANON WHO KEEPS ATTEMPTING TO HAVE A GO AT ME?SINCE WE PASSING THE BUCK BLINDLY??
SWEETHEART--I DONT KNOW YOU---AND SOMETHING TELLS ME I AINT MISSING S**T BY THAT.
SO KEEP YOURSELF BUSY AND BE PICKING "LIFE DEVASTATING ERRORS" OUT OF MY RESPONSE.ITS OBVIOUSLY A BIG DEAL FOR YOU.SO CLAP FOR YOURSELF--EVER THOUGHT OF APPLYING TO WORK IN MILITARY INTELLIGENCE OR SOMETHING?YOU ARE VERY "SMART" YOU KNOW AND WILL GO REALLY "FAR"..SEE HOW YOU JUST "UNRAVELLED" THIS MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY---EFFING JOKER--
ABEG SOME OF US HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO.
AND WHAT IS THAT ABOUT AVERAGE NAIJA CHICK HAVING MARY OR EVES COLOR--AHN AHN---FUNNY HOW THE ONES I KNOW DONT HAVE THAT COLOR---EVERYONE IS A HEALTHY MIX OF DIFFERENT SHADES OF BLACK AND BROWN.EVEN THE MIXED ONES THAT YOU VIEW AS SUPERIOR--BUAHAHAHHAHAHA
AND ON THE NOTE OF ME SEEING MYSELF AS A DON--
DON KE??
ONLY JOBLESS STALKERS LIKE YOU WHO DELIGHT IN HAVING A GO AT ME WILL SEE ME AS SOMEONE ABOVE YOU---IN CASE NOBODY TAUGHT YOU--THERE IS A WAY YOU GO ABOUT FINDING OUT SOMETHING WITHOUT LEAVING ROOM FOR AN ATTACK AS A RESPONSE..SINCE YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT SCROLLING UP AND DOWN--SCROLL TO WHEN THIS STARTED--HOW COME I AM NOT TRADING WORDS WITH SASHA NOW--U MUST THINK U ARE DEALING WITH A DUMBO--U KNOW WHAT YOU WERE ATTEMPTING TO KICK UP--SO DONT GIVE ME NO DON SHIT---
AND F.Y.I--THAT EMAIL ADDRESS I POSTED UP THERE IS STRICTLY FOR MY MAN G.H O!!!(AND IM SURE YOU ARE IMAGINING THINGS IN YOUR HEAD NOW THAT MAYBE I AM THE ONE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH MYSELF--FUNNY HOW SOME OF YOU GUYS BRAINS WORK)--TRULY DISTURBING--..I DONT WANT TO SEE YOU AND ALL YOUR PERSONALITIES DROPPING MAILS TO ME.
P.S---DONT QUIT YOUR DAY JOB---ALL THIS DETECTIVE WORK IS NOT YOUR FORTE EHN--
KISSES
AND "JESS SAYING"---STILL ROLLING MY EYES--
AND OOOPS MY BAD---I HAVE SINNED AGAIN IN THE EYES OF THE HOLY NMAMACIOUS NMA--DID I NOT SAY I WASNT GOING TO ADDRESS YOU AGAIN?AND NOW I HAVE??DAMN...
I ED AM SUCH A BLOODY LIAR AND FANTASIST WHO CANNOT KEEP TO HER WORDS...LOL LOL LOL
AND DID YOU SAY YOU ARE USING YOUR REAL NAME?HA HA--THIS LADY IS DIZZY--AND MY REAL NAME IS ED
G.H...BOO I AM SERIOUSLY WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU.
ED--OF THE CHRONIC MOUTH SHITTING FAME WHO BELIEVES AND IS DELUDED TO THE POINT THAT SHE SEES HERSELF AS THE FEMALE "GODFATHER"!!
@AND FOR YOUR INFO NMA---i IS WHAT STARTS THE NAME OF MY GIRL WHO DROPPED THE COMMENT---
ReplyDeleteI WASNT GOING TO ACTUALLY EXPLAIN BUT LET IT STICK THAT I REPLACED SHE WITH I BECAUSE I DONT THINK SHE WOULD APPRECIATE HAVING HER INITIAL OUT THERE--BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY--A MILLION AND ONE PEOPLE HAVE THE NAME STARTING WITH i.
--NOW BITE ON THAT FOR CONTROVERSY AND LIES
ED
Linda, this ur ? get as e be oh. Anyway you look good.
ReplyDeleteSigh...poor ED. Looking for love and attention in anyway imaginable.Only am go abuse imself come answer imself. Call home lovey.