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Friday 9 September 2016

Ladies, new vibrating alarm promises to wake you up with an orgasm

Forget stumbling out of bed bleary-eyed with your head all fuzzy. Rather than the dreary wake up routine, you can jump-start your day with an orgasm thanks to a new device. The Little Roster is a small plastic alarm worn in the underwear and in such a way that it sits nicely on the clitoris.

You program in an alarm time and then instead of emitting a loud noise, it simply starts to vibrate to bring you out of your slumber. The vibrations automatically increase until you wake and turn it off.



'You wake slowly. Sensually. Pleasurably,' the Littler Rooster website says. The alarm has 27 levels, all silent, as well as snooze and travel lock functions.

44 comments:

Unknown said...

Seen

Unknown said...

Dats for pervert ladies I guess

Anonymous said...

Jesu.....this type of invention is laughable.can you imagine?

Unknown said...

wowwwwwwwwwwu!!!
-D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds

Unknown said...

All these GSQS that're fast dominating the world all in th name tech...Height of madness,mtew! #Perverse

Memories said...

Osho free

Anonymous said...

Enter Is that thing technology?

Unknown said...

Chai, all this oyinbo people sha

Unknown said...

World don kpafuka! Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Seen

Anonymous said...

Chineke kpokwa ekwensu Na ndi agent ya oku. What nonsense. This is end time inventions.

Ahmadu Bello said...

27 LEVELS KWA! NA DIE BE THAT O!!!!

Unknown said...

what will they do next, trying to put us out of business of waking up our woman with sensual touch; because this little device will now take over; God help us.

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Orishirishi. But I dnt mind it sha


...merited happiness

Eddy Ogbunambala said...

Technology

Unknown said...

Hmm.... Dis guys be tryna put male folks outta business... God please come soon

Anonymous said...

I need this is my ministry please. Linda where dem dey sell am abeg?

Anonymous said...

This Oyinbos sha..well, only a huge, fat, not too long dick can give u an orgasm..so ladies get urself a dick like that today and enjoy.

Anonymous said...

END TIME

Jide efcc said...

What are we talking about, the world has ended but we can't see it. it's not near anymore, it has ended. Any lady that tries this on will help herself with cancer.

Unknown said...

Next please

Eva Da Diva...

Anonymous said...

you be promoting rubbish

OSINANL said...

okay

SIMPLYCOCK said...

This will mainly be useful to the younger generation of Nigerian women whose clitoris and Labia were not yanked off by the cultural misnomer called female circumcision...

Most Nigerian women I have been intimate with do not have complete Vaginas...

I love to eat pussy; but each time I try to maneuver the snatch to my sight for chewing, all I get is just the flimsy mound and orifice; the entire Labia (Majora and Minora) that ought to jut out like the petals of a rose flower is all gone!!!

This useless culture is not just hurtful to women but also to us men who adore, love and eat pussy as though our lives depend on it!!!!

SIMPLYCOCK said...

This will mainly be useful to the younger generation of Nigerian women whose clitoris and Labia were not yanked off by the cultural misnomer called female circumcision...

Most Nigerian women I have been intimate with do not have complete Vaginas...

I love to eat pussy; but each time I try to maneuver the snatch to my sight for chewing, all I get is just the flimsy mound and orifice; the entire Labia (Majora and Minora) that ought to jut out like the petals of a rose flower is all gone!!!

This useless culture is not just hurtful to women but also to us men who adore, love and eat pussy as though our lives depend on it!!!!

Unknown said...

Lol! Oyibo no go kill person

Anonymous said...

Freeborn wept.....

Unknown said...

Ladies so you dont need a d**k again...Lol... Double your hustle

keke driver said...

Warris this?

CHERYL (aka FROM GLORY to GLORY) said...

Isn't that like masturbation? I'll pass pls.


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Unknown said...

Short of words, the world is sinking.






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Anonymous said...

hope it wont have an after effect o?

Anonymous said...

Ur husband will never agree with dat

Anonymous said...

sex toy in the making

Anonymous said...

Check the meaning of masturbation. Lol


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Anonymous said...

Technology could be destructive ooo!


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Anonymous said...

i dont like it simply becos i will have to sleep with my panties on. no way !

Anonymous said...

i dont like it simply becos i will have to sleep with my panties on. no way !

Anonymous said...

i dont like it simply becos i will have to sleep with my panties on. no way !

Anonymous said...

i dont like it simply becos i will have to sleep with my panties on. no way !

Anonymous said...

This Linda is so much about sex, sex,and more sex, I pray she has a dildo

BJ Bonji said...

I love early morning sex and so I wake my girl up with my dick.

Unknown said...

Luv me a Naked Dame.

Unknown said...

chaiiiii

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